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00:05Your back still bothering you?
00:06I'm fine. I just tweaked it a little.
00:09My grandpa throws his back out every time he prunes his gardenias.
00:13And he swears by ice and arnica.
00:15My grandpa has sciatica. He uses this magnesium cream.
00:19Or is that for his gout?
00:21You don't have gout, do you?
00:24No, I do not have gout.
00:26And before you ask, I also do not have osteoporosis, urinary incontinence, or ED.
00:34Why would we think you had an eating disorder?
00:37A different ED.
00:39Different how?
00:40Okay, that's my cue to go pick up my kid.
00:43Hey, guys.
00:45Hey, before you leave, I need to talk to you guys about something.
00:48Sizzle and spark.
00:50I'm getting you more words.
00:52It's a theme for this year's LAFD Bachelor Auction.
00:56Okay, that's words.
00:58Yeah, go ahead and leave.
00:59I'll just forge your names for the sign-up sheet.
01:03That's the spirit.
01:04A bachelor auction.
01:05Isn't that a little outdated?
01:08It's 2026.
01:09Outdated is making a comeback.
01:11So this is for charity?
01:12Yeah.
01:13Every house is doing it.
01:15It's going to be fun.
01:16Who has fun being auctioned off like a slab of beef?
01:30So someone spent $8,000 to go on a date with you?
01:35$8,001.
01:37Adjusted for inflation, it's really not that big of a deal.
01:40Why $8,001?
01:43The extra dollar is a strategy that people use in a bidding war.
01:49There was a bidding war.
01:51$8,000?
01:52Okay, didn't you say you needed to go pick up Christopher?
01:55Yeah.
01:56And trust me, he's going to have a lot of questions about this story, too.
01:59All right.
02:01Everybody sign up.
02:18Wait, wait, wait.
02:20Help!
02:21Help!
02:25Eddie, what's up?
02:26Who is Chris?
02:27You didn't get out of the bus?
02:28No, he never got on.
02:31You didn't see him at school?
02:32Sir, I figured you'd pick them up.
02:42Did you call the school?
02:43Yeah.
02:44Talked to one of the teachers, and she says he got into another car.
02:48Did you try to find my friend on his phone?
02:50Yeah, it says he's at the house, but he sometimes leaves it there, and he's not answering the calls.
02:55Okay, what kind of car?
02:56A light-colored sedan, older, which describes half the damn cars in the city.
03:01I called the police.
03:02What did they say?
03:03They told me to go home.
03:04In case he's there, I'm headed there right now.
03:08Okay, just stay there.
03:09I'm going to come over.
03:11Wait.
03:12The car.
03:13It's in my driveway.
03:14I'll call you back.
03:15What?
03:20Hi.
03:21Abigail.
03:25Chris, what's going on?
03:27I'm kicking Abigail's butt.
03:29Not for long.
03:30I just got a booster.
03:31Turn it off.
03:35You didn't want to answer your phone?
03:37I guess it was on silent.
03:39It's not his fault.
03:41We got distracted.
03:43What are you doing here, Abigail?
03:45She picked me up from school.
03:47Chris, you got homework?
03:48Yeah.
03:49Do it.
03:51I need to talk to you right now.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:55I just wanted to help.
03:56You're a busy man, and you've been so nice to me.
03:58You mentioned you were sad.
03:59You didn't have time to pick Chris up from school.
04:01So I just wanted to help.
04:02That is not help.
04:04Okay?
04:04Not knowing who my son is, that is terrifying.
04:08I didn't mean to scare you.
04:09We were just having so much fun.
04:11We'll call next time.
04:12There's no next time.
04:13What do you mean?
04:14I mean what you're doing is not okay.
04:17Showing up here or going to Chris's school, it has to stop.
04:22I thought you liked me.
04:25You guys are like family.
04:27Family?
04:28No.
04:29Chris and I are family.
04:31You are not family.
04:32Okay?
04:33I just help you because you're my job.
04:34And that's all you'll ever be.
04:36My job.
04:36Do you get that?
04:39I just...
04:41I'm gonna go.
04:41Wait.
04:42Come on.
04:42Abigail, I didn't mean that.
04:44Yeah, you did.
05:02Give it to us, Doc.
05:06What would you like?
05:07The good news or the great news?
05:15What is it?
05:16My CK levels are down to 350.
05:18It's still slightly above range, but it's stable.
05:22That's great, right?
05:24It's very good.
05:25It means that whatever she's doing, it's working.
05:28Well, it's nothing fancy.
05:31It's just a high-protein diet, UV protection.
05:34A lot of stress management.
05:36Well, you just keep being you.
05:39I plan to.
05:40You know who's gonna be excited about this, baby?
05:46My mother?
05:47Your captain.
05:53Hey, I would be mad, too.
05:55I am mad.
05:56She took Chris.
05:58I'm more mad at myself.
05:59The kid had nobody else.
06:02And I made her feel worthless.
06:06Oh, easy.
06:08Don't break the probie.
06:10Sorry.
06:11And here we are.
06:12Our bachelors of the 118 ready to sizzle and spark.
06:17What is she doing here?
06:18She's gonna be our civilian liaison for the auction.
06:21She has volunteered to whip you all into lean, mean catwalking machines.
06:26No.
06:27Yeah, apparently your sister here is an expert at this stuff.
06:29She handled sororities, frat auctions, all four years, and we're lucky to have her.
06:33No offense.
06:35I think this is a little different from hawking date nights with drunk frat bros.
06:40I definitely have my work cut out for me here.
06:42Hey, uh, please, can I just write a check to the windows and orphans?
06:46Not unless that check has a comma in it.
06:48Okay, let's go.
06:49Line up.
06:50Let's get to work.
06:51Line up.
06:52Let's start with some power poses.
06:54Right here, facing the mirror.
07:00Hey, Buck.
07:01Word?
07:03I noticed that your name is missing from the, uh, sign-in form.
07:07Yeah, I didn't sign up.
07:09Why not?
07:10You love being objectified.
07:13I'm injured.
07:14Yeah, right, like when your shoulder was dislocated, but you sledgehammered through a wall.
07:18That's not the same thing lives were at stake.
07:20You went bowling after.
07:22Why do you care so much?
07:25I just don't understand why you don't care.
07:28I mean, this whole auction, it's not just your lane.
07:30This is your whole road.
07:32Maybe I'm just not that guy anymore.
07:45Cheers to another stitch and bitch.
07:51And thanks to Carol for hosting a game.
07:54Oh, I look forward to this all week.
07:56Okay, so who are we waiting on now?
07:59Blanche.
08:00Would it kill her to be on tongue?
08:02Should someone give her a call?
08:04I mean, Lord knows she could have taken a fall.
08:06Oh, bless her heart, Faye.
08:08You're still new.
08:10Blanche is healthy as a horse.
08:11I just saw her last night cheating at Canasta.
08:15I saw her pickleball this morning in that short skirt of hers.
08:20Now, I know this is called stitch and bitch, but maybe we should go easy on Blanche.
08:26Didn't she lose her husband?
08:28Marty died five years ago.
08:30Oh.
08:30I lost my Tim last winter, and you don't see me acting like that.
08:35That's right.
08:36We're all widows.
08:36Who cares?
08:37Yes.
08:39Speak of the devil.
08:40Blanche, I'm pulling up right now.
08:509-1-1, what's your emergency?
08:52Blanche, crash our knitting circle.
09:02Someone's losing their license.
09:04Grab a backboard.
09:05All right, Robbie, Jaws, Harry, the K-12.
09:07Hey, Cap, what should I grab?
09:09Aren't you hurt?
09:10Well, yeah, but I...
09:11You know what?
09:11I can't risk it.
09:12In fact, let the probe be carrying your halogen.
09:17Get me out of here!
09:20Can someone tell me what happened here?
09:23Yeah.
09:24Blanche happened.
09:25She came barely in here.
09:27Smashed Carol's settee.
09:29Now she claims that she's gone blind.
09:32I'm trying to tell you, I can't see.
09:35It's my left eye.
09:37I got you, ma'am.
09:42Blanche, hi, I'm Eddie.
09:44This is Robbie.
09:45Want to get you out of here.
09:46Have you had anything to drink?
09:48No, but I could use a glass of red
09:51if anyone would like to give a gal a hand.
09:55Oh, go to hell.
10:00Blanche, do you wear contacts by any chance?
10:02Yes.
10:04Well, I see what's wrong.
10:06Your left lens is out of place.
10:09Oh.
10:09Oh.
10:13Well, look at the two of you.
10:19Hold still, ma'am.
10:23All right, we're gonna get you out here, Blanche.
10:25On three.
10:26Harry.
10:27Oh, not you, Buck.
10:31One.
10:32Two.
10:33Oh.
10:33Three.
10:34Oh.
10:34There we go.
10:36Okay.
10:37Call me Blanche.
10:41Car's all set.
10:42All right, let's get this car out of here.
10:51Uh, oh, no.
10:54Ow.
10:55Ow.
10:56Ow.
10:56Ma'am, are you okay?
10:58I'm, I'm having palpitations.
11:04Okay, Buck, your time to shine.
11:08Yeah, sure.
11:11Okay.
11:13Okay.
11:13Just check right here.
11:16Yep.
11:17Uh, pulse is normal.
11:19You might want to check at the neck.
11:24Check the neck.
11:27Checking the neck.
11:32Yep.
11:33Still feels normal.
11:34You know, why don't you ride with us to the hospital just to be safe?
11:38You cannot be too safe.
11:40Okay.
11:41Ha, ha.
11:43Okay.
11:44Okay.
11:45Bye now.
11:46Bye now.
11:47Okay.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Okay.
11:49Does anyone else need me?
11:53Chest pains.
11:55Short of breath.
11:57Oh, oh, I think I bruised a rib.
12:01Pretty sure you're still that guy.
12:10Okay.
12:11You got this.
12:13On three.
12:14One.
12:15Two.
12:17Three.
12:23Nope.
12:25Not happening.
12:30All right, so what's my move?
12:31I wanted to help her, not re-traumatize her.
12:34You didn't do anything wrong.
12:36She picked up your son without your permission.
12:39To be nice.
12:40And then I tore her to shreds.
12:43Can you give me the address to the group home?
12:46She's not there anymore.
12:47The staff said she tore apart her room and ran off.
12:51I sent her back to the streets.
12:53Perfect.
12:54Any idea where I can start looking?
12:57You have a good heart, Diaz.
12:59It's not your fault.
13:00Abigail was troubled before you met her.
13:02Because her parents were monsters, who should be in prison right now.
13:07They tortured her.
13:10If I had just done a better job testifying.
13:12You did more than your job.
13:15And sometimes when people aren't used to it, kindness can feel like interest.
13:23Oh, come on.
13:24She's just a kid.
13:26I saw how she looked at you at the firehouse.
13:30And how she looked at me.
13:32You?
13:34Yeah.
13:34The other female in the room.
13:36The one who was taking her away from you.
13:38You think Abigail's jealous?
13:41I think she's a mixed up kid with some boundary issues.
13:48Addie.
13:50How did she know where you lived?
13:53Chris must have told her when she picked them up.
13:57Before that, the first time she showed up on your doorstep.
14:01You think she's been following me?
14:04It's possible.
14:06But I think if you go looking for her now, it'll only encourage her.
14:16So what?
14:17I, uh, I just give up on her?
14:23The hardest part of my job?
14:26You can't save everyone in crisis.
14:44Our next bachelor is Robby Penikar.
14:48Robby bench messes 250.
14:50He squats 330.
14:51And he runs a five-minute mile.
14:55Don't lie.
14:56Robby, is any of that true?
14:59Two truths and a lie.
15:01They can smell a fake.
15:02Well, maybe the spectators should stay out of it.
15:05No, the peanut gallery is right.
15:06You gotta be real, Robby.
15:07What if they don't want the real me?
15:09Look, you just have to get the first bid.
15:11And then they catch auction fever, and they'll max out their credit cards.
15:15Hey, Buck, why don't you get over here and show them how it's done?
15:17Yeah.
15:18What were your moves, Rob?
15:22Well, I did a backflip.
15:24Everyone called it a buckflip.
15:26He called it that many times for weeks.
15:29I can't do a backflip.
15:30You don't need to do a backflip.
15:32If you get in trouble, just take off your shirt.
15:36It's funny how generous you are with your advice
15:39that you won't contribute to our charity drive.
15:42Yeah, I...
15:43I can't.
15:44Right.
15:45Because if you're back, you don't believe me.
15:48No, I believe you.
15:49I just think it's an excuse.
15:51And the only thing I want to know is...
15:53Why?
15:55Why what?
15:58Oh, my gosh!
16:00Look at you!
16:01Hey, walking on your own.
16:03I drove here by myself, too.
16:05You look amazing.
16:06Thanks.
16:08You here checking up on your baby brother?
16:10I'm helping organize Sizzle and Spark.
16:13Oh, the buckflip is making a comeback.
16:16I might have some singles in my wallet.
16:18Buck is declining to strip and to flip.
16:21Then I don't know why I'm here.
16:24Oh, right.
16:25I was hoping to have a moment with my captain.
16:29Right this way.
16:32Rhythm is not their strong suit.
16:36So what brings you in?
16:39I had a, uh, a checkup yesterday.
16:45Bad news from the doc?
16:47He said everything looks good.
16:49Really good.
16:50Good?
16:52When does he say you can come back to work?
16:54He's comfortable with...
16:56Now.
16:57Done!
16:58Hen!
17:00That's incredible.
17:01Let's tell the other guys.
17:02Oh, let's hold on.
17:04Right.
17:04Let's wait till Eddie gets here.
17:05We can announce it over dinner.
17:06The doctor is comfortable.
17:10I'm not so sure I am.
17:13What are you talking about?
17:14You just got a clean bill of health.
17:15And I like to keep it that way.
17:18What if I come back and I end up back in a wheelchair?
17:23You're kidding.
17:27You have a regimen now.
17:28Exercise, diet.
17:30And managing my stress.
17:32How am I supposed to do that when stress is my job?
17:35When we're running into a burning building, what do I do?
17:37Stop and meditate?
17:39We can work around that.
17:40How?
17:43It's the world spinning backwards right now.
17:45Buck doesn't want to be a slab of meat.
17:46You don't want to be a paramedic?
17:49It's been trench warfare trying to get back to who I am, Jim.
17:54For Karen, for the kids.
17:56But if I flare up,
17:58I could lose myself all over again.
18:02Maybe for good.
18:07Well, I don't want to lose you either.
18:11I guess that means I need you to stay healthy, whatever that takes.
18:17I think this is what it takes.
18:21Now, you know what's best for you?
18:25You've got to ask yourself,
18:27who is Henrietta Wilson, if not a paramedic?
18:31The hell if I know?
18:43That's what's going to blow your mind.
18:48He's been dead the whole movie.
18:53What?
18:55How do you know that?
18:57The internet?
19:02I hate the internet.
19:06I hate that even more.
19:08I think it's your car line, Dad.
19:15Now.
19:23Stay inside.
19:33Stay inside.
19:46Stay inside.
20:03Stay away from her.
20:05now what do we think that means my best guess her no so you two or no i uh asked
20:17alex to help
20:17place abigail when i found out she was living out of her car i think she was hoping that i
20:23would
20:24place her with him alex thinks that maybe abigail's been following me that's how she knew where i
20:30lived then the other day after i snapped at her alex and i had coffee and your stalker didn't like
20:39what she saw not stalker what would you call it not stalker annie when i find this girl are you
20:48gonna have it in you to press charges charges no i don't want her arrested then why are you bringing
20:53it to me because i know if i asked you you wouldn't arrest her are we not looking at
21:00the same crime scene photos because i see real anger here you were there when you pulled her
21:06out of that church athena she has every right to be angry but she doesn't have a right to take
21:12it
21:12out on you i know that but i feel responsible you're not i stepped out of my lane with her
21:20i shouldn't have you were just trying to help and it ended up going the opposite look i know
21:28it's best if i don't reach out to her and she's not gonna listen to alex i was hoping maybe
21:35you talk
21:35to her see if she's okay and maybe get her to back off
21:44all right i'll see what i can do but i make no promises
21:51thank you
22:01liar
22:03what are you doing back here you weren't answering and you're not hurt you're hiding
22:08out chimney sent you he's worried about you so am i you loved that auction do you remember
22:16when you made it your christmas card you were very proud of yourself
22:22bachelor auction is a young man's game is that what this is about i mean who are you threatened
22:27by ravi harry no i'm not competing with them i was in my 20s last time i did a backflip
22:38look it's it's not just that
22:42i don't feel young anymore
22:46i party less i sleep more i'd bake
22:50congratulations sounds like you're in your mid-30s
22:54okay do you know how old that is in firefighter years
22:58average age of retirement is 55 that means i'm already past middle-aged
23:03i've had two kids
23:04when i look in the mirror i don't recognize the person that i was a decade ago
23:08no hey you look great
23:10oh believe me i know so do you by the way but that's not what i meant
23:14back then i was
23:17lost
23:18now i have this amazing family and a job that i love and i am a stronger better person
23:24do you think that i would trade any of that to be nine years younger
23:31no
23:33okay so let's just say that you sell for 50% less
23:39would you want to be the guy that you were when you were a probie
23:44i like the new buck
23:48i'm just not sure the rest of the world is going to feel that way
23:51screw the rest of the world
23:53get out there and shake your ass old man
23:55okay for the orphans
24:01yeah yeah okay
24:28well that was easier than i thought
24:31do you have a chat
24:40so you got a job now and a place to stay
24:45okay
24:48if they let me have the room with the broken ac if i uh wash sheets and towels
24:59you have to say it seems like a step down from your group home
25:08how did you find me
25:10plate readers
25:12tracked your car to this location
25:16is that even legal
25:18it is if someone suspected of a crime
25:23eddie's saying huh
25:24he asked me to have a talk with you
25:29i really screwed up
25:30you've been through hell
25:32and eddie saved you from it
25:35so clearly you feel some attachment to it
25:38now it's fine to feel protected
25:41but when those feelings take over
25:43they can make us do ugly things
25:45like slash
25:46tires
25:48that's a misdemeanor abigail
25:50you're 18 now
25:51that goes on your record
25:55i understand
25:56eddie doesn't want to press charges
25:58not this time
25:59but another incident might test his mercy
26:05won't happen again
26:06so you'll stay away from him
26:08i promise
26:09and christopher
26:10and alex too
26:11yes
26:12it'll never happen again
26:13you have my word
26:16i never meant to cause him any trouble
26:19please
26:21tell him that
26:23i'll pass it along
26:30so when is this thing
26:32saturday
26:33why are we going to a bachelor auction
26:35when we're not interested in purchasing any bachelors
26:37it's for charity
26:40and potential future blackmail material
26:44do you still have a future at the 118
26:47i mean
26:48i want to go back
26:49but
26:50what if it starts again
26:52i'm not sure i can handle the stress
26:55i don't believe there's anything you can't handle
26:57i wish i could be sure of that
27:00no one can be sure of anything
27:02don't you know that by now
27:14oh
27:15karen
27:15are you okay
27:17i think so
27:18can you remove your toes
27:20yeah
27:22i'm fine
27:25are you
27:26yeah i just
27:28ow
27:30ow
27:31oh my god
27:37call 911
27:38oh yeah
27:40okay
27:45there's been an accident
27:47there's two other cars
27:48i'm not sure how many are injured
27:52i got a three car mvc on figueroa and second
27:55looks like two drivers are injured
27:57one working fire
27:58send me two ambos and an engine
28:00ma'am
28:00ma'am
28:01are you okay
28:02yeah
28:03i think i can crawl out
28:05okay careful
28:06careful
28:07watch the glass
28:09can anyone use a fire extinguisher
28:11i can
28:12here
28:12aim the base
28:13where the fire hits the engine
28:16okay here
28:17come on
28:17okay easy
28:22hey
28:23hey you
28:23you
28:24help me with this extraction
28:26everyone else
28:27get back in your cars
28:29get back in your cars
28:30turn your hazards on
28:31leave me a clear path for emergency vehicles
28:34get back
28:38sir
28:38sir can you hear me
28:41anything
28:42you must have gone into cardiac arrest and you ran the red light
28:44how do you know
28:45how do you know
28:46distracted drivers
28:47they always hit the brake even in the last second
29:03check on the other driver she may have a head injury
29:05ma'am
29:07come on
29:08come on
29:10come on
29:10come on
29:10come on
29:10no no it's okay
29:12hey hey
29:13do you need any help
29:15i'm cpr certified
29:18no no it's okay
29:19no no it's okay
29:19no no it's okay
29:21no no i'm a paramedic
29:34hello
29:35eddie
29:37abigail
29:39how'd you get this phone number
29:41it wasn't hard
29:44sergeant grant told me she talked to you
29:46she did
29:48and i know i promised
29:49to stop bothering you and i am i swear
29:52i'm not about being bothered
29:53there's just something i needed to say to you
29:57and this is the last chance i'll get to say it
30:01and i'm sorry for all the trouble i caused you
30:05it's all christopher i said he has the best dad
30:08the best
30:10abigail what's going on
30:12nothing i just wanted you to hear that
30:13what did you mean this is the last chance you'll get to say that
30:17please forgive me
30:20abigail
30:24hello
30:24athena
30:25you said abigail's at the twin vista motel right
30:28why
30:28she called me
30:30something's not right
30:31for instance her calling you
30:33athena i think she's about to do something stupid
30:35i'm headed there right now
30:37not a good idea
30:38just pull over and i'll be right there
30:40eddie
30:59eddie what are you doing here
31:00tell me what's going on
31:02you should go
31:03abigail whatever you're about to do
31:05eddie you need to leave
31:06until i know you're safe
31:08look you're not going to get in trouble
31:09we'll get you whatever kind of help you need
31:11you can't help me anymore
31:16daddy
31:16don't
31:17i told you stay
31:24you have the call
31:26to take up with my daughter
31:28you're a grown man
31:30that's not what happened
31:31i saw her at your house
31:33daddy you're telling the truth
31:45lapv
31:46drop the knife
31:53are you okay
31:55yeah
31:55yeah
31:58are you okay
31:59yeah
32:00on your feet
32:04You remember these, don't you?
32:06Yeah.
32:24Maybe next time I tell you to pull over and let PD handle it,
32:27you'll listen.
32:33I assume the worst about her.
32:35No.
32:37You saw her for what she was.
32:39A girl who needed help.
32:41Yeah, Abigail's father had been stalking her since the judge released him.
32:46She had a restraining order, but daddy thought he was her guardian angel.
32:50More like the angel of death.
32:52And get this, the group home called, they found security footage of him tossing her room.
32:58Which is why she ran away.
32:59He was gonna take Abigail home whether she liked it or not.
33:03Poor girl.
33:04She managed to hide out at the hotel for a bit.
33:07But when she heard that he was harassing you, she gave him her location so he didn't stop.
33:12So she sacrificed herself to protect me.
33:16Just like you protected her.
33:19She's lucky that you can't mind your own damn business.
33:28Eddie.
33:29Uh, didn't you know I was here?
33:32Uh, Athena told Harry, Harry told me.
33:35Hi, Athena.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Let me see.
33:39Ooh.
33:41Yeah, that's gonna be a shiner, but we can sell that as sexy.
33:48Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Sizzle 2026.
33:58Here's your paddle.
33:59There's an open bar.
34:01Preserve seats.
34:02Harry goes on in ten.
34:03Who's ready for an auction?
34:05All right.
34:07Well, without further ado, grab those paddles and grab those seats because we're gonna bring
34:11out some of our bachelors right now.
34:15If you get off your phone, the auction is about to start.
34:17That's why I'm texting.
34:18What do you mean?
34:19Sending some kind of bomb threat so the auction gets canceled?
34:23You think that'll work?
34:25$1,600.
34:29$1,800.
34:31$2,000.
34:33$2,000.
34:33$2,000 going once, going twice.
34:36Sold for $2,000.
34:39Thank you, man.
34:40This next bachelor is having a year of firsts.
34:44Mom, Mom, it's Harry.
34:46First team on the job.
34:46Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome probationary firefighter, Harry Grant.
34:54All right, now let's keep that love going by starting off at $300.
34:59I got $300 right here.
35:01Oh, $400 right over here.
35:04All right, who's got $500?
35:05Ma'am.
35:06Who's got $500?
35:06Put it down.
35:07Mom, it's for charity.
35:08Yeah, I'm trying to have some, but she's old enough to be his grandma.
35:12Who's got $600?
35:14Come on, ladies.
35:15Who wouldn't want to share a meal with this charming young man?
35:18$1,000.
35:19$1,000.
35:20$1,000.
35:22Mom, what are you doing?
35:23All right, do I have any more bids?
35:24$1,000 going once.
35:26Mom.
35:26Let's sold for $1,000.
35:34Yeah, man.
35:35You don't need to worry about that racing heartbeat, ladies.
35:38This guy is a manic.
35:42That's right.
35:43Take a straw and we'll start the bidding at $300.
35:47Who's got $300?
35:48$300.
35:49I've got $300 over here.
35:51$400.
35:51I've got $400.
35:54$400 is what she said.
35:55This is new.
35:56Okay.
35:56We have a mystery phone bidder.
35:59All right.
36:00We got $500 from the phone bidder.
36:02Do I have $600?
36:03$600.
36:04$800.
36:05Do I have $800?
36:06$900.
36:07$900.
36:07$1,000 from our mystery bidder.
36:10$600 and back.
36:10$1,600.
36:11I've got $1,600.
36:12I've got $1,600.
36:13Okay.
36:14Our mystery bidders bid $2,500.
36:19Who else is going to bid higher than that?
36:21$2,500.
36:23Going once.
36:24Going twice.
36:26Sold to our mystery bidder.
36:31You know there's a time where I would have been up there.
36:34I was in the LAFD calendar.
36:36Mr. April 2018.
36:38We have a few boxes of those still in our attic if anyone's interested.
36:43Who are you on the phone with?
36:44I was bidding on Eddie.
36:48Wait, you were the mystery woman on the phone?
36:50What the hell?
36:51Please welcome Robbie Panikar.
36:56All right.
36:58I'll bet more you $25 better.
37:00Uh, plus my fee.
37:01You bought yourself at auction.
37:04With every penny.
37:06A lover of the finer things.
37:08A man of discerning taste who will elevate your dating life
37:14for a mere bid of $300.
37:16Come on, Robbie only!
37:18Yeah!
37:18Who's going to bid $300?
37:20Who's got a bid on Robbie for $300?
37:27$300.
37:29$300 right here.
37:31$300.
37:31Just to get the ball rolling.
37:33$400 in the back.
37:34$500.
37:36All right.
37:36$500.
37:38Going once.
37:39$700.
37:40$700.
37:41I think that ball's rolling.
37:43How about $800?
37:44Let's jump to 200 increments.
37:45I've got $800.
37:46Come on, folks.
37:47$1,000.
37:49Who's got $1,200?
37:50$1,200 right here.
37:51Who's got $1,400?
37:52$1,400.
37:54All right.
37:54Who's got $1,600?
37:58$1,600.
38:00Going once.
38:01Going twice.
38:02Sold for $1,600 to the woman in red.
38:06Thank you very much.
38:11Okay, folks.
38:12It's time.
38:15All right, folks.
38:17How many bucks is one buck worth?
38:19Yeah!
38:20He has a multimedia presentation.
38:21Nobody told me we could have a multimedia presentation.
38:23Please put your hands together for Evan Buck Buckley!
38:27Yeah!
38:29Come on!
38:30Come on!
38:31Come on!
38:40Come on!
38:41Come on!
38:43Come on!
38:43Get this thing out of here!
38:47Is he gonna do a buck flip?
38:48At least we're in a room full of medics.
38:53Now, ladies and gentlemen, Buck wanted me to let everyone know that he has changed his wild ways and he's
39:01ready to settle down with that special someone.
39:04Could be you.
39:06Let's find out.
39:08That's right, folks.
39:10He's learned to cook.
39:11He is an avid baker.
39:14But that's not all.
39:16Most importantly, he's an uncle to his niece and nephew.
39:22Shameless.
39:25Now, do I have any bitters?
39:29I thought that might be the case.
39:31So, here's what we're gonna do.
39:32Well played.
39:33My mother used to say, no one river is the same river twice.
39:39That's true for people, too.
39:42Like it or not, we change.
39:44You two get looked at yet?
39:45No, but I'm okay.
39:47How about you, Wilson?
39:48You okay?
39:53I'm good.
39:55The people we used to be, they're gone.
39:58Somewhere downstream.
40:00We change in ways we never saw coming.
40:04I have 7,500 from the woman in gold right here.
40:09Come on!
40:09Can we do it, folks?
40:10Can we break the record of $8,001?
40:14Come on, come on!
40:168,002!
40:18Yeah!
40:21If you'll take five individual checks.
40:25Of course we'll take five individual checks.
40:29Bingo, bitch.
40:32Passing friendships stopped to catch our gaze and suddenly, who knew?
40:38Children, once so small, become adults too large.
40:43And parents, once giants, see us eye to eye.
40:468,002!
40:48Going once!
40:49Going twice!
40:51Solve for $8,002!
40:54A new record!
40:57We're made wiser by age, and younger by the company of youth.
41:01Okay, so it's knit, knit, purl, purl.
41:05Isn't he a natural?
41:07Come on, come on!
41:08And even if we want to stay hooked, that river keeps us moving.
41:13To new challenges, new adventures, new versions of us.
41:19We all pulled out of a hat.
41:22Gas money.
41:24Road snacks.
41:26An old-fashioned map with a red line from here to me.
41:31Thank you, Eddie.
41:43If you get tired, pull over. Don't be a hero.
41:47That's your job.
41:52Who we are today isn't who we were yesterday.
41:56Or who we have to be tomorrow.
41:59And so, I choose to learn, to grow, to stay strong,
42:06and push through.
42:09To love, and dream, and hope, and live.
42:14So that every day, I get to meet the best version of me yet.
42:38How tofelic.
42:41As soon as we can helps people write from their power,
43:01Transcription by CastingWords
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