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00:00:05Last week, Hypergnosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypergnosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:11God damn.
00:01:12God damn.
00:01:12God damn.
00:01:12God damn.
00:01:24God damn.
00:01:25God damn.
00:01:26God damn.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i'm i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's fine
00:03:11she's not fine she stole the cubes hey this is what you want said about you
00:03:16what the hell nothing worse nothing worse really how about she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nena your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the cupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox
00:04:24is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i need to stand at american diet
00:04:32duncan please duncan no one knew that you were the source not for me anyway good and if you want
00:04:43anything else about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me
00:05:04back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay i'm anxious man anxious i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught
00:05:17the guy they think they did well ma'am if you have any additional information you caught a guy
00:05:23not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down there okay i mean what if this guy
00:05:29is
00:05:30still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that see this is why your tummy hates you
00:05:35looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my pippin this is oh my god this is
00:05:41an
00:05:42original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry that's just you know he must have
00:05:50come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin to fix that lock i mean if
00:05:54he won't
00:05:55fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but a gun okay well true alvin our landlord we
00:06:00asked him
00:06:01to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously
00:06:05okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of death no offense you rent
00:06:18you might not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell
00:06:23you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar
00:06:28of
00:06:29cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals might
00:06:35plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want
00:06:48a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture
00:06:54from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade of
00:07:44shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh
00:07:59sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to lash out
00:08:07sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them um yeah but uh what are
00:08:16some strategies that that that we could use um what about our mnemonics stop s-t-o-p stop yeah
00:08:25that
00:08:26thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a step back oh yeah can i forgive me can i
00:08:31just
00:08:33the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s of stop stands for stop yeah yeah
00:08:41that's um
00:08:42uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back oh observe p proceed mindfully it's just
00:08:51a a
00:08:51little thing to remember for when that the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people
00:08:57pretend
00:08:58to to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of
00:09:05professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i
00:09:11mean on the face of it if if if i could stop i wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could
00:09:16stop i wouldn't
00:09:17need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of
00:09:23stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are you testing me because i think
00:09:32i'm i may
00:09:33fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl a is for at uh r
00:09:42is for uh
00:09:43don't say i'm gonna say it don't i'm gonna say it retarded okay and the last t is for therapist
00:09:49i am
00:09:49going to start throwing things and retarded therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake
00:09:57carl just just breathe you breathe but i've seen sat scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime
00:10:07but there's always side effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right
00:10:14sure but let's say she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie melanie
00:10:20no i'm going to stamper that's me sorry jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses on wow
00:10:31right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah and what if we went
00:10:38a
00:10:38bit radical here maybe balticilla uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a
00:10:48blue-eyed piñata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um sorry so uh as i said the full report promised but okay
00:11:10so
00:11:10boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um but
00:11:18jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just so double time
00:11:26does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200 right okay i don't
00:11:33need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell
00:11:39him what you're thinking read the um endowment oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any
00:11:45more starts to look like a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit
00:11:51shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being neurodivergent well i'm not you're
00:11:58really just on the margin i'm not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone
00:12:03else
00:12:03let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no
00:12:10no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you
00:12:15are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants aren't a little divergent in the neuro right
00:12:21right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and
00:12:25stuff
00:12:25we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's a really interesting perspective
00:12:34on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks joanne
00:12:48is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just oh look there she
00:12:53is
00:12:53again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no
00:13:04glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:23duncan hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a
00:13:38crime actually but she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed
00:13:46it's i'm sorry we were having quite an anxious morning that's joy actually i
00:13:52keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:19not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:25yeah
00:14:29okay so like the phones same as bed dogs
00:14:33you'll blow down to where it's warm gross right yeah look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look
00:14:41i love to see your closet even your closet can make sneaky hiding places for cameras as tiny as a
00:14:49grain
00:14:49of salt and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really impressive right
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of sun to be saris
00:15:05so
00:15:28jina
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary? You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no. You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary? Huh? Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01You like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it? Yeah.
00:16:09Oh. Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much. It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes, like...
00:16:19Yeah, good. I think you want to go.
00:16:23Home sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great. Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess...
00:16:57If you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:36I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:40Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never?
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:46Wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely?
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:54Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:11I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:47Um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh,
00:18:57give me the computer password, then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:44I, I...
00:19:45I, I, I, I...
00:19:50I did something.
00:19:53It's, it's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:56Hallumi?
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57Our, she was your dad's.
00:19:59Actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Hallumi.
00:20:01Uh, wiener dog.
00:20:02Uh, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:09You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do. You loved it.
00:20:13There was that, um, that mine ride
00:20:15with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah. Good idea.
00:20:39Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This.
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:57Can you hear that? Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:22Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so I really got to get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the, uh...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept.
00:21:42But, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't...
00:21:48He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked...
00:21:51for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04his shoes,
00:22:05his medication,
00:22:07you know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh,
00:22:09he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up
00:22:13with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out
00:22:24where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:32Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:35He gave me...
00:22:35This house gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it
00:22:38on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how
00:22:46I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Whoo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you
00:23:07keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I'm...
00:23:11I'm...
00:23:12I mean, financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up...
00:23:26Up the...
00:23:39This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No.
00:23:46Uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what...
00:23:49She, uh...
00:23:49She wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Uh, good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:32What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones
00:24:36who put herself in a Cal Train's bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill,
00:24:41or else they will all want one.
00:24:51You know what they're gonna say?
00:24:54Clepto.
00:24:54Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59Probably make a lot of it
00:25:01just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun,
00:25:06you know?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:22This is embarrassing.
00:25:50Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:55You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um, he tried to fly, uh,
00:26:05too close to the sun,
00:26:06but his wings melted,
00:26:07and so he fell down to Earth
00:26:09and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low,
00:26:12he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning,
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:20But, hey,
00:26:22you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much.
00:26:28You have no idea.
00:26:44Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Hey, how's it going?
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man
00:27:07is in the system, but...
00:27:10Honey, it looks like
00:27:12your transcript
00:27:13from your last school
00:27:14never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you
00:27:18until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed
00:27:20to do that.
00:27:21Oh, well,
00:27:22can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't...
00:27:49He didn't answer it.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait
00:27:52in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come find you.
00:28:04Come on.
00:28:36Come on!
00:28:38Have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk. That's...
00:28:48That's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate.
00:28:51Um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine, it's fine. Follow me.
00:28:58Uh, we'll talk.
00:28:59No!
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:00Um, when you were insider trading off your patients...
00:29:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06...when you were insider trading off your clients' most private and confidential confidences...
00:29:11...given to you in strict confidence according to the rules of Therapy International.
00:29:16I'm just curious.
00:29:17Ah!
00:29:18Ah!
00:29:19Ah!
00:29:21Ah!
00:29:22Ah!
00:29:22Ah!
00:29:23Oh, my God!
00:29:24Ah!
00:29:26Ah!
00:29:27Ah!
00:29:28What?
00:29:29Oh!
00:29:30Oh!
00:29:32Oh!
00:29:32Oh!
00:29:36Oh!
00:29:39Oh!
00:29:40Oh!
00:29:42Oh!
00:29:44Oh!
00:29:45Woah!
00:29:46Oh!
00:29:46Oh!
00:29:47Oh!
00:29:48Oh!
00:29:48Oh, oh!
00:29:51Oh, oh.
00:29:56Oh!
00:29:58Oh, oh!
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat. Thank you. Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:12Mm. Um, but patients, clients, come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:17Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. Um, but one of them must have got my phone and, and, uh, and found my brokerage
00:31:24accounts.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:30Name? Uh, well, I need to emphasize that the, the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their
00:32:07families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I, I, I can't be making money off my, my
00:32:43patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Did you get a clear image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did, did you geo-fix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:41Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Well, there's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I think this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-did.
00:34:09No-did.
00:34:10Like?
00:34:10Hypnosis. Hypnosis.
00:34:11Like G-O-N.
00:34:12Odin.
00:34:13No, no-G.
00:34:14Oh, she's on the 280, and she's getting the hops.
00:34:15Oh, where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um.
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate?
00:35:00We'll discuss at your next performance reveal.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07Now, I have noted.
00:35:09I have noted.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sir.
00:35:20All right.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:01That's why I launched Defmo, a reimagined work week for your business
00:36:04where days are numbers, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:15Morons.
00:36:44What's your winning idea?
00:36:45What's your winning idea?
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow, great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:23Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Anushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:45You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter
00:38:51of a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince of Michigan.
00:39:04Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data seals fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall
00:39:34on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruff-ree!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:43Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:59To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:03What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut up.
00:41:32Shut up.
00:41:33Shut up.
00:41:34Shut up.
00:41:34Put our bar on.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35Okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Nice comer, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay.
00:42:07Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe under your left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try the left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right.
00:42:20Just hold tight.
00:42:20Should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:57Tess, please.
00:42:59Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts for those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:30Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:53Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Hey, calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down, calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary, Gary, Gary.
00:45:31He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:35Just, Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks, you know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here, like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured you don't know I spark Panty House.
00:46:38Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
00:46:53I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56that Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have, uh, a 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything
00:47:18because you have information,
00:47:21but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44Please.
00:47:45It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54So sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abadeli finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon
00:48:17shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:20how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned
00:48:23for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:30All I need
00:48:30is just
00:48:32one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course,
00:48:41someone who's gonna...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:56Carl Bardoz.
00:48:59Carl Bardoz.
00:49:00As in Bardoz's law?
00:49:02Bardoz?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardoz?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Ever.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on, young.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:13Hey.
00:50:15You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um, I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:25I...
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:44And, um...
00:50:45Then I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsycho val.
00:50:51You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth
00:50:58hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he is the single most vile,
00:51:03arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:09Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder will teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside,
00:51:28I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck,
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there
00:51:40and listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was,
00:51:46suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary,
00:51:52I was there
00:51:53when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:52:00No, he...
00:52:01No, you're wrong,
00:52:02because Phil was...
00:52:03No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point
00:52:07is that Duncan Park
00:52:10deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway,
00:52:34here.
00:52:38I know that you feel
00:52:39that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:46And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:06Yeah.
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:22But it's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah. I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope. Just Thelma.
00:53:51Since I was born.
00:53:53You know, what about the hot one when you were young,
00:53:55with the shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, really? Okay.
00:54:04How about this? You don't tell Mom about the milkshake,
00:54:06and I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay. Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:59Think about the sun.
00:55:02Yeah, Mom.
00:55:02Pippin, think about her golden glance.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:17With the guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin.
00:55:27Pippin.
00:55:28Pippin.
00:55:29Think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37Pippin.
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:47And the angels of the morning are calling out to me.
00:55:55If they think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:05I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone?
00:56:12Sander.
00:56:12Until we get his transcript,
00:56:14he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero day since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Here you go.
00:56:34Action.
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:49Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop.
00:57:11T, take a step back.
00:57:12O, observe.
00:57:14P, proceed.
00:57:15Uh-huh.
00:57:16Mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that-
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers,
00:57:25and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start S is for start.
00:57:30T, uh, throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:32I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop,
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners,
00:58:15and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to throw you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:23First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just on the little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Karl Bardolph.
00:59:11Karl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Karl Bardolph is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want people talking to him and worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:24We left it in round two years
00:59:24while he deuiful.
00:59:24The Audacity.ably
00:59:28Vasya alla. Little
00:59:46Andy though. Patrice.
00:59:50respectsふくり
00:59:51for Paul Marley.
00:59:51Glad to have, is
00:59:52you too. But where do we find
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