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At.Home.with.the.Furys.S02E07
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00:01BOOM
00:09Dad?
00:10Yeah, go on.
00:11What was I going to say?
00:12Me and Paris are getting remarried.
00:14Oh, Tyson, what's this policy you keep coming out with?
00:17We're getting remarried for the third time.
00:19We're doing it over in the south of France.
00:21What the fuck for?
00:22Repeating our love for each other, that's all.
00:24Never heard of such a joke.
00:26My father is a Neanderthal.
00:28He hasn't got a romantic bone in his body at all.
00:31Flowers?
00:32Who'd want to give a woman flowers?
00:36This is my third time lucky.
00:39You can only get married once and divorce once, can't you?
00:42But to marry the same woman three times, I don't know.
00:44I want him to invite you to be my best man for the wedding.
00:47Would you do it?
00:54I grew up around a home that didn't have that romantic thing.
00:56The parents wasn't lovey-dovey.
00:59They didn't show any feelings.
01:01They didn't tell each other they loved each other.
01:06It's only an hour and a half on a plane, Dad.
01:11When I got married, I wanted me and Paris to do stuff together as a couple.
01:17Because I didn't have that growing up.
01:19None of that hope and love.
01:22At all.
01:25There you go. Declined.
01:28Shame.
01:47Paris!
01:49It's getting a cold can of pop for you.
01:51Oh!
01:52Jeez, thank you.
01:53It's fucking cold.
01:54Just what I wanted.
01:55Did you sort the church out yet?
01:56Yes, I've sorted the church.
01:59Done.
02:00I think it's important for me and Tyson, after 20 years, to show that we still love each
02:04other, for us to renew our vows.
02:06Even after everything we've been through, we still have romance in our relationship.
02:10I think you need that.
02:12I just think it's beautiful.
02:13I must be one of them corny people.
02:15Venezuela's in a mood because she thought she was gone with Noah.
02:18We're cutting in on their Sunday date day.
02:20I'm sure she'll find another date and a better time in the south of France
02:24than going off on the weekend with her boyfriend.
02:27Please.
02:27She's probably thinking it should be her getting married, not us.
02:30What do you think to her and Noah?
02:32I don't know.
02:33What am I supposed to think?
02:34She seems happy, you know.
02:37What are the qualities about each other that you really like?
02:39Loads of things.
02:41She's funny, tall, she's beautiful eyes.
02:44She's different from the other people.
02:47Like, she's like a psychopath, but like, good.
02:55Noah is...
02:57Anything that pops in your brain.
03:00If I don't want to say nice.
03:03Right.
03:04All right.
03:06He's nice.
03:07He's nice.
03:10You seem to be getting a bit serious, though, don't they?
03:13Use your gypsy ball, Mystic Meg, and tell me where you see it's going.
03:18My gypsy instinct, yeah, tells me he ain't going nowhere.
03:24Good for them, innit?
03:25Maybe not.
03:26Let them crack on.
03:27Do you miss each other when you're not together?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Loads.
03:31She used to say she didn't miss me.
03:33But now it's a bit different, innit?
03:36Listen, she's only 15.
03:37We were serious at that age, weren't we?
03:39Yeah.
03:40Look what happened to us.
03:41We ended up getting married and killing each other for the next 20 years.
03:45The love's young dream.
03:48Me and Paris, we've overcome everything from A to Z.
03:51Whatever relationship problems can happen, we've overcome it.
03:54We've been broke up loads of times.
03:56We've had lots of arguments and she leaves to her mother's for a week or two weeks, even a month
04:00or so.
04:01But when God puts a man and a woman together, nothing can tear it apart.
04:08If I told Paris, like, I've just killed somebody, she'd be like, why are we fucking burying them?
04:14Do you know what I mean?
04:14That's what type of chick she is.
04:16Ah!
04:19Get out!
04:21Boom!
04:22Let's go upstairs, do the packing.
04:24Come on, let's go.
04:34Woo hoo!
04:36Touchdown!
04:37Go.
04:38Stop pushing me before we kill myself.
04:42I'm back!
04:43I'm back in the south of France!
04:45Come on!
04:50Let's go, let's go, let's go!
04:52Yeah!
04:52Yeah!
04:54Yeah!
04:55It's such a special place to me in Paris because we'd come here when we first got married.
04:58Woo!
04:59Can we get in?
05:00Yeah!
05:00Not yet!
05:01No, don't take the boat!
05:02I'm gonna get in here!
05:03I wanna get in!
05:04Can we, can we, can we, can we, can we?
05:05Please, please, please!
05:06I remember scrolling down the front and just looking at the boats and looking at all these
05:11big mansions and fast cars.
05:13Fucking hell, this is unbelievable, this.
05:16Ah, this is nice.
05:17This is bad boy.
05:19And I was loving it.
05:20I said to Paris, like, look at this, waking up in paradise every day.
05:22So we've been going back and forward ever since.
05:25The village of France, it had a pool.
05:28It even had floaties.
05:31Yeah, you heard me.
05:33Floaties.
05:35Go!
05:38Watch Rico, watch Rico.
05:40No, no.
05:42You can fall in there, remember.
05:46Guys, guys, don't jump in from there, please.
05:49That's it now.
05:51Ow!
05:57Can I get some towels, Flice?
05:59I'm just busy at the moment.
06:00I need you to get me some towels, because I can't leave them.
06:04Venezuela but need, er, Wi-Fi in here.
06:06What's the password?
06:08It is...
06:09X.
06:10Lowercase.
06:10All lowercase.
06:12X.
06:13S.
06:13S.
06:14S.
06:15S.
06:15Well done.
06:15So, X.
06:17X-ray.
06:22What's the code?
06:24S.
06:24S.
06:25S.
06:27S.
06:28Left foot, liar.
06:31Worth foot.
06:32Oh, shut up now.
06:34Me hands are shaking, I'll be.
06:36L.
06:37Mer foot.
06:38Mother.
06:39Mother.
06:40Savannah.
06:40Sierra.
06:42Venezuela.
06:44Worm.
06:45Whiskey.
06:46John.
06:48Oh, we're in!
06:50Come on!
06:52Yes, we've got Netflix.
06:57Yes!
06:59Tyson!
07:00When my kids get a little bit tired of the pool, they're going to want to come and eat,
07:04and they're going to want to watch cartoons.
07:06And when they can't, this place is going to be an uproar.
07:09So, I know, as a father of 39 children, I know exactly what to do to get it going, to
07:15keep the peace.
07:16Hello?
07:17A towel?
07:18A towel?
07:20No, you're not him in!
07:21He's a naked boy!
07:22Get him, Dad.
07:23Naked boy!
07:25Oh, my God, you're so beautiful!
07:27What do you want to do?
07:30What do you want?
07:31Do you want to go swimming?
07:33Yeah.
07:34Stay swimming.
07:36Swimming.
07:36Swimming.
07:37T, I need you to bring them cases.
07:40The old papa bear's got to do.
07:42All the heavy lifting.
07:44Mmm, ha ha!
07:55When I was last here, I proposed to Paris in Cannes just at the road, so fantastic, really.
08:01And now we're going to get married here in Nice.
08:03Looking forward to it.
08:05This is actually hard work, this.
08:07I'm sweating me bollocks off.
08:09It's like a training session.
08:14Right, am I all right to get a shower now?
08:18Really small up here.
08:20It's a tiny shower.
08:23That shower's for, um, Rico.
08:26Oh, Tim on me, quick!
08:27Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:36Oh!
08:39Oh!
08:39Oh!
08:40Oh, Lord Funtleroy's washed.
08:44Oh!
08:45So, tomorrow, me and the girls was going to go and have an afternoon at the beach club.
08:52Yeah.
08:52While you and the boys go and do what Hughes is doing.
08:55For my stag, considering the boys have never been fishing before, I thought I'd take the boys fishing.
09:01I'm staying.
09:03Me and John Boy will swim.
09:05You, John Boy and the boys are coming with me.
09:09We're having a nice dinner.
09:10Me and John Boy and the boys.
09:11We're having a nice lunch and we're going to do some fishing and have some quality time.
09:16What makes you think fishing will be fun?
09:18Valencia!
09:19Valencia!
09:20Valencia!
09:20Valencia!
09:20Are you going to throw flowers at my wedding?
09:22Mum, I really want to be your flower girl.
09:24Pretty, pretty, please.
09:25Pull your shorts down, big girl.
09:27No, please.
09:27Yes, you can be my flower girl.
09:29I know some people's looking, thinking, they're crazy.
09:31Like, they've been married three times, what are they doing?
09:34But, this time, it's going to be a little bit different because they'll be just me and
09:38Tyson and the kids and it'll be nice for the kids to be involved in this.
09:41I didn't want it to be a big, crazy, gypsy wedding.
09:45I wanted it just to be a nice, intimate ceremony between me and him.
09:49I'll have Prince as my best man.
09:51I want you to do a speech at the wedding, if that's alright.
09:54I'll do a speech at the wedding.
09:56My man.
09:58You don't expect me to do a speech and I'm going to tell you right now, a little spoiler,
10:02I'm not gonna.
10:04I just, I love Tyson and Paris and they love each other.
10:23Come on, let's go! Get up!
10:37Come on, Mummy!
10:40Prince!
10:41Go and tell you right now!
10:42Everyone else is ready!
10:43Ha ha ha ha!
10:46Come out, girls and boys.
10:47I need to go running this morning but there's a lot going on in the house.
10:52Messed all my training up now.
10:54Let's go!
10:55My training time is not family time, it's personal space alone.
10:59All morning I've been wanting to go training and then Paris is like,
11:02oh no, let's do it together, let's do a walk, yada yada yada.
11:06And we're still not done anything.
11:07Hey Ty, shall we walk towards the beach?
11:09This isn't a leisurely walk for me.
11:11This is instead of running because my legs are smashed to bits.
11:14All I wanted to do was go for a four or five mile walk on my own.
11:18I was going at the crack door and you told me to wait for you.
11:21Half an hour ago?
11:22Because you insisted that you and all the kids needed to go.
11:24What you wanted to do...
11:24My holiday's getting spoiled now because...
11:26What you wanted to do was leave me while you go and enjoy the sightseeing.
11:30No, I didn't want to enjoy anything, I wanted to do me training.
11:32Well, that's alright.
11:33Training for me comes first, before any bullshit.
11:36Well, that's alright.
11:37You don't realise this but you need to understand it.
11:40You're growling at me again like this is my fault.
11:41It's your fault though that you've made me stay here this morning.
11:44I don't function good if I've not trained, especially on a holiday.
11:48Maybe it's that alone time, maybe it's that just a little bit of release.
11:53Without it, I am a nightmare.
11:55Come on!
11:57Let's go Prince!
11:59Let the games begin.
12:03Cars are coming across the road immediately.
12:05Real quick, quick.
12:07Shut up you, Veruca.
12:08Tyson, shall we put the kids on the carousel?
12:11No.
12:12I know, I know, I know.
12:16Sweating me balls off.
12:18That's nice Prince.
12:19We're walking up and down in the midday so I'm sweating.
12:21I've got beads of sweat dripping down me neck.
12:23Me shirt's gone see-through.
12:25I don't want to be here.
12:27I'm trying to stop walking!
12:30You don't want to walk?
12:31You've never done a mile.
12:32I'm not in a good mood.
12:34Paris is not in a good mood.
12:35Stop standing on my shoes.
12:37Stop walking so slow.
12:39No one's in a good mood.
12:41What do you want?
12:45It's just pandemonium.
12:47I don't want to drink!
12:50It's hard enough if everything's going well but if you're already starting off 4-0 down,
12:53it's more difficult.
12:55We're walking down to where that chimney is and you're getting a drink down there.
12:58Stop showing up!
13:01This is why you can't bring the kids out.
13:03Don't worry.
13:05Because they want to come and then they get a mile and they're crying their eyes out.
13:07Put your mouth under it.
13:08Don't wet your shoes!
13:12If you don't go away long here.
13:14I've got Tyson in one of his weird moods.
13:17Get lucky here.
13:18Get out me way.
13:19And when everything goes really wrong and it's loud and the kids are playing up.
13:23Me and Jamboy want slushies.
13:25You alright?
13:26He zones out in his own way.
13:28Slushies!
13:29Slushies!
13:30No Tyson!
13:31Tyson!
13:31No slushies!
13:34So what, just one?
13:35Because I'm just going to walk away.
13:36I want a slushie!
13:37You're not having a slushie!
13:38And he'll go completely stumped.
13:41And you can see he's like a cattle that wants to blow up.
13:44Can we get him one, two, three, four, five, six.
13:48Six slushies.
13:50Six.
13:50No!
13:51You do it, I'm going.
13:52I can't be doing with all this.
13:54Crack on me yourself.
13:56I can't do with it.
13:57Why are they crying?
13:58Dad wanted to buy five red slushies to go all over them.
14:01I think it's pretty evident to see that me on those holidays under that much stress,
14:08it's not no I'm built for.
14:10I was never built for that.
14:12I was always built for combat.
14:17Have you ever seen anything so ridiculous in your life as what's just happened?
14:20That was just a walk.
14:22Every time I go away with a family, I always say never again.
14:27It brings me stress, anxiety, depression and pain.
14:31And I just hate it.
14:33I hate every second of it.
14:34I'm definitely getting a snip as well.
14:38Get out.
14:43Tyson's a cunt because he didn't get up early enough to do his walk,
14:46so now he's trying to blame me.
14:48So it's either absolutely cause a riot and start telling them to go and fuck himself,
14:52or ignore him.
14:54I'll go with ignore him.
14:57All right, let's go.
15:15Oh, look.
15:16This looks nice.
15:22Thank you so much.
15:24Good-bye tonight.
15:27Good boy, Rico.
15:31Oh, that's a bit of peace now, Venezuela.
15:34You don't understand how lovely this is.
15:36It was too much to Samana, wasn't it?
15:38Well, I tell you what it is though, all the children's half as well, so they're playing up.
15:41And you know what your dad is? That was hell on earth for him.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Venezuela is probably the one I vent to the most.
15:49She is the one that's there, and she understands her dad more than anybody,
15:52so if I'm having a bitch about Tyson, Venezuela's gonna hear about it.
15:57Yeah, if you was getting married, you'd want a party,
15:59because you looked at, like, a party, don't you?
16:01I don't know, big, loud.
16:03You'd have a big, loud one.
16:05I don't know, just at a party, like a hen night where you go to.
16:07I don't think a hen night really matters what you do.
16:09I know so many people don't even have them, but me and me mamma's like best friends.
16:14Like, I tell her everything, and she tells me everything.
16:17Thank you very much.
16:18If I get married one day, I think she will miss me.
16:21Do you remember coming here as a little girl?
16:23Yep. You was only, like, 13, and you was hard work.
16:27I was a bitch.
16:28You need to know you was a bitch now.
16:30Yeah.
16:31I knew I was a bitch then.
16:33It was just teenage years, wasn't it?
16:35I think we're pretty close.
16:37Very close.
16:38Probably me best pal, I'd say.
16:41I'd like to think if you had a problem, you'd come and ask me some advice.
16:44Yeah.
16:45There is nobody better than your mother to give you advice.
16:48True.
16:50I know that I could always turn to my mamma and ask for advice,
16:52and I hope that Venezuela feels like that, even in the future
16:55when she goes through different things in her life.
16:57I hope she feels like she can always talk to me about it.
17:00Right, tonight, what does it taste like?
17:03Like carbonara?
17:09It's not nice, you liar.
17:10Oh, you just stick to your chicken nuggets, babe.
17:13I wonder if your dad's all right with the kids.
17:15Cheers.
17:15in the case!
17:24Torte, it's a monster!
17:26It's a big one, it's as big as my arm!
17:28Keep going, keep going, keep going!
17:30Stop moving it, dad!
17:32Keep going, Torte!
17:33Keep going, keep going!
17:34Keep going!
17:34Yes!
17:35You've got it!
17:37Oh!
17:38Oh!
17:39Oh!
17:40Ah! Hold him.
17:42Help!
17:42Like that, hold him under your hands, that's it.
17:44Are you ready?
17:45Woo-hoo-hoo!
17:47It's like a shark!
17:48Little kids, they were so excited.
17:50They'll have memories of this growing up now.
17:52Well done.
17:54Which is very important to me.
17:55I didn't have that growing up.
17:57Yeah, we didn't do anything like that.
17:59Come on, Adonis!
18:00Oh, Adonis has got one!
18:02Yeah!
18:02Yeah, Adonis!
18:04Give us a skip, baby!
18:06I feel better now.
18:07I'm in a good, happy place.
18:10What would you do on your stag do?
18:12I ain't getting married.
18:13You're not going to get married?
18:14No.
18:14Don't knock it until you've tried it, son.
18:17I didn't have a stag do first time round, Prince.
18:19We just, er...
18:21Just got married, didn't have a stag do.
18:23Second time, we did have a stag do,
18:25cos I did a fight in...
18:28Madison Square Garden, New York.
18:30And we got absolutely hammered the day before,
18:32and the day after,
18:34we went and got remarried, so that was like a stag do.
18:36But this is definitely a good one, with the kids,
18:38with me sons, third time round.
18:41Have you thought about your vows yet?
18:43Not really.
18:45Just sort of a winger, you know what I mean?
18:46Just spontaneous.
18:49I think vows are something that you say to someone
18:51that means a lot to you,
18:52and the words have to be meaningful.
18:54He'll come to me.
18:57Er, Dad.
19:06I'm doing something right up your street now, I am.
19:09What's that?
19:10I'm on me stag do.
19:11The boys are all fishing.
19:13Looks like a nice fish as well.
19:15Beautiful, Dad.
19:16You would love it here.
19:16Absolutely love it.
19:18Adonis is on his slurred fish.
19:21And these idiots can't catch one.
19:24It's not my fault.
19:25The fucking fish ain't biting.
19:26The fish are being dickhead.
19:28What are you going to do?
19:29Put them back or eat them?
19:30Your dad eating that fuck of me was a butter of onions.
19:33No, not for me, Dad.
19:34You know I don't like fish at all.
19:36You're doing positive stuff for them kids.
19:38That's what you need to be doing.
19:39Yeah, positive and priceless,
19:40because I'll remember this forever.
19:42Beautiful.
19:43You want to wish you was here, but...
19:46Well, if I knew it was going to be like that.
19:47You've been invited, haven't you?
19:49Yeah.
19:52Go on, see it a bit.
19:56Listen, my dad had his opportunity to come.
20:00And he didn't come.
20:01So, it's his own...
20:03He's missed out himself.
20:04Because this is just up East Street.
20:07Go on, Adonis.
20:08Reel in, reel in.
20:09Nice.
20:10Nice and smooth.
20:11Nice and smooth.
20:11Reel him in, Johnny.
20:12You know what?
20:13I need to go over there,
20:14because my fucking fish in line ain't going to...
20:16Yeah, well, never mind.
20:17Can I come over there?
20:18Fuck off.
20:21I knew fishing wouldn't be fun.
20:41Look what's come, girls!
20:44The flowers is here!
20:46This isn't your one, this is Mum's one.
20:49Don't mess.
20:52Don't throw them right now.
20:54My two girls are so excited.
20:56They've never been flower girls before.
20:58They're loving it.
20:59They really, really think like this is so special.
21:01And walk all the way to here.
21:03Show me how you do it.
21:04Just pretending.
21:05Oh, that was too fast!
21:07I was actually very excited to throw the petals,
21:11because, like, I want to be an actress when I'm older.
21:14So it's good practice for me.
21:16Right.
21:17Don't throw them.
21:18Just pretend.
21:21That's terribly dramatic.
21:22Valencia is our little Bette Davis,
21:24who wants to be seen and heard.
21:26She's not going to be Rob Kardashian.
21:28She'll be Kim.
21:30She...
21:30I've got to watch her.
21:32Hey!
21:33Yeah?
21:34Hey!
21:35Yeah?
21:36Hey!
21:36Today is five times calmer than my real wedding day.
21:39My real wedding day had 13 bridesmaids, page boys.
21:44Like, you had to be up at 6am
21:45to make sure you had the perfect make-up, the perfect hair.
21:48And it's like, what's it all about?
21:51Doing this, I feel so much better.
21:54Well, red lipstick.
21:56No, you just need some lip gloss, don't you?
21:58Venezuela has said, like, if she gets married,
22:00she wants a big wedding.
22:02But, there again, it's hard work doing big doos
22:04cos we've got such a big family.
22:06And then you end up with a massive big goo.
22:09So, I don't know.
22:10If she ever gets married,
22:12cross that bridge when we come to it.
22:14Try and convince her to elope.
22:18That's the shoes, that's the headbands.
22:21Do you like your dress?
22:22Which one's yours, Athena?
22:27I'm trying to get it to set back
22:29so it doesn't sit forward.
22:32Valencia!
22:33Valencia!
22:34It's a portion of the door.
22:41Why would you go in that room?
22:43Why would you go in that room?
22:45You've needed all a full hand-off!
22:51You trapped her fingers in the door.
22:53She was hid behind the wall with her fingers in a crack.
22:56Perfect timing.
22:57I thought, are we going to have to go to A&E?
22:59Is she going to need a finger operation?
23:00Is she going to need this sewing up?
23:02Is it?
23:03What the fuck was he doing with his fingers in the door?
23:06The child must have stood there!
23:08Wait, can you show some empathy, please?
23:09Can you show some empathy, please?
23:11No, I can't!
23:11Free the nature!
23:13This is the good old life of having lots of children.
23:16There's always a problem.
23:17Someone's always ill, someone's always injured, someone's always about to be injured.
23:20You didn't know her hand was there.
23:22No!
23:22I get that.
23:23I know you didn't do it on purpose.
23:25Look at me, you big fool.
23:27But when that happens, you should have got your sister and helped her.
23:31Mama, I would have.
23:32I mean, I'd say I get blamed for a lot of shit that I wouldn't exactly call my fault as
23:37much as she thinks it is.
23:40Same with Venezuela.
23:40She gets the blame for a lot of shit that the kids randomly do.
23:44Simply because we're just the oldest, ain't we?
23:46So, you know, I don't really get it.
23:48But maybe I'll get it in the future.
23:50Stay still.
23:52It's fine.
23:54Now, do you want me to put a bandage on it?
23:57These things happen so regular when there's that many children.
24:00We can't dwell on it because, God forgive me, it's ten minutes and then the next problem happens.
24:06Oh, you look so lovely.
24:09Last one, put your coat on.
24:11Let's have a look.
24:13Oh, he looks so nice.
24:15He's so nice.
24:17Right, boys.
24:18Let's be off skis.
24:20Tuck your shirt in.
24:21Tuck your shirt in.
24:23Tuck my shirt in.
24:24See you at the church.
24:26See you there.
24:28I'll be the one walking down the aisle.
24:31Right, let's go get our dresses on.
24:33Get rid of the boys and get our dresses on.
24:40Is your finger all right now?
24:42Yeah.
24:43Okay.
24:43Are you excited for today?
24:45What do I do?
24:45You follow the flowers, yeah, but when you're done, what do you do?
24:48Then you go and sit next to Venezuela.
24:50Okay.
24:51And you listen to what me and your dad's going to say.
24:54Sound good?
24:55Yeah.
24:55Let's go, Sam.
24:57Love you.
24:59Venezuela?
25:00Yeah?
25:00Will you fasten the back of my dress?
25:03Do you think it looks nice?
25:04You think I look nice?
25:05Yeah.
25:15Can I put some there?
25:16Give me some of that.
25:20That stinks, Mum.
25:23I feel a bit nervous now.
25:25Didn't feel nervous before, but I do now.
25:28Ooh!
25:36Oh!
25:36Oh, my goodness!
25:37Look at this car!
25:39Oh, lovely.
25:43Shall we bring you Aunt Montana?
25:45I'm letting everyone know I'm getting married today.
25:50I'm getting married!
25:52He's excited?
25:54Yeah!
25:54Look at my flower girl!
25:57My girls haven't never been flower girls.
25:59The last time one of these was flower girls was Venezuela at your wedding.
26:03Your mum must really love your dad?
26:05Yeah.
26:06Three times!
26:07Three times a chance!
26:10Yeah!
26:11I got really excited on the way to the church.
26:13I literally felt like that teenage bride again.
26:18Oh, we're here now!
26:19I've got to go!
26:20We'll send you some pictures!
26:22OK!
26:23Love yous!
26:24Like, really believed in my own little love story there.
26:31OK, here it is!
26:32Mum, it's coming!
26:34Stop, wait till they open.
26:35Thank you very much.
26:38Oh, this is nice!
26:42Boys, boys, sit in, John boy.
26:45Mummy!
26:46Mummy!
26:47Here comes, ma'am.
26:49Do you want your mum?
26:50Yeah!
26:50Have a kiss, then?
27:00Oh, who's that there?
27:03Who's that?
27:04The De-a-a!
27:06That's The De-a-a!
27:07Want me to get him?
27:08Do you want to go to Venezuela?
27:20Oh, you're doing a good job there.
27:22Very well done.
27:25Here's mum.
27:26She's coming now.
27:45I'm happy to be in this position that God's put me in, to be here with my wife all these
27:49years later, the mother of seven beautiful children, a woman who's given me peace in my life.
27:56I'm excited.
27:58I've got butterflies.
28:00Like, this is heavenly.
28:02Oh, yeah, yeah, at last.
28:06Here comes the bride.
28:09Lady!
28:11It really is a nostalgic, happy, beautiful moment.
28:16Just exactly like standing in the church 17 years ago, promising to love each other.
28:22Now, I'm looking at Tyson, and I think, this is what I've always wanted, and I still want
28:26now.
28:31In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit, amen.
28:35Amen.
28:37The Lord be with you.
28:38Hear our prayers for Tyson Paris, who have come here today to renew the sacrament of marriage.
28:44Here in Nice, my dear Paris, my dear Tyson, in the presence of the church, I ask you to
28:51state your intentions.
28:53Have you come here freely and without reservation to give yourselves to each other in marriage?
28:58Yes.
28:59Yes.
29:00Will you love and honor each other as man and wife for the rest of your lives?
29:05Yes.
29:06Great.
29:07Will you accept 20 more children lovingly from God?
29:13Yes.
29:14Yes.
29:15That was a little yes.
29:18Since it is your intention to enter into marriage, I invite you to join your hands and to change
29:25a few words.
29:29Paris, we stand here today, nearly 20 years later after we met all these beautiful children.
29:35We do this again to show all of to each other and to let everybody know that what God puts
29:40together and no one can take a part no matter what.
29:45And I agree with Stan here today.
29:47Very, very blessed.
29:48Very, very lucky to have everything we've got to do and done everything we've done.
29:52And I love you just as much as when I first met you as I do now.
29:56His words meant a lot to me.
29:58And it was beautiful to actually say, you know, I love you to each other in such a special
30:03moment.
30:04And I actually feel, you know, totally in love again.
30:11Declare your consent before the church.
30:13May the Lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill you both with his blessings.
30:18What God has joined, men must not divide.
30:23You can kiss.
30:30Oh, three dimes.
30:35My mum and dad kissed.
30:38I thought it was a bit gross because I'm not doing that when I'm older.
30:44I've loved having the kids there.
30:46I've loved the girls being me flower girls.
30:48I think this is a really special day.
30:50I think it's a memory for my kids to look back on.
31:00I don't think we need to renew our wedding bells again.
31:03I think we are maxed out at three times the charm.
31:06But heck, who knows?
31:07When we're 70, we might just go for it again.
31:13You ready?
31:14Go!
31:15Three, two, one, go!
31:29Okay, guys, let's go for our food.
31:33This is quite a special place.
31:36This is a secret place.
31:46That is what you call a fucking view.
31:50I've never seen a view like it.
31:59Here you go.
32:04Here's to us, to a long life, and many more happy, healthy children.
32:08Oh, yes, who are you, aren't they?
32:11Ready?
32:11Here, Rico.
32:13Ooh, me boy's even having the champagne.
32:14Let's see Rico's taste.
32:18Is it nice?
32:19He's got expensive taste.
32:22Yeah!
32:24Not like that.
32:26Not like that.
32:31So, out comes the amuse-bouge,
32:34and our ever-classy palates are not impressed.
32:38I'm thinking about a roast dinner, not that.
32:41Pig's not that.
32:43Oh, yeah.
32:46It is like a glob of shine.
32:52It was like the aftertaste.
32:54I swear, I spat it out.
32:56Oh, no, babe.
32:57You know what?
32:58Posh people's food isn't for me.
32:59I'm down for a McDonald's any day over that.
33:02Give me a drink of Coca-Cola, quick.
33:05So, Prince.
33:06What?
33:07Are you able to say a few words this evening
33:09for your mother and father's wedding?
33:11Yeah, sure.
33:12Okay, that's fantastic stuff.
33:14Fire away.
33:17It didn't make the cling, cling, cling sound.
33:19I thought it would.
33:21Right.
33:22I've known Paris a very long time.
33:25Yeah.
33:2614 years, almost.
33:28And same with Tyson.
33:29And I just couldn't think of a better-met couple.
33:33Honestly, I couldn't think of any better way
33:35to get married than in France.
33:37Yeah.
33:38And, to be honest, they're just aligned in the stars.
33:41Hope you have a happy life.
33:44That's too shabby.
33:46Now let me eat your chicken.
33:47I thought he did a good job at the speech.
33:49He thought about it and put his time in.
33:51Everyone was thinking it was going to be rubbish,
33:52but it turned out to be good.
33:54He's become such a good lad,
33:56and I'm really proud of him.
34:02You all right?
34:04Look where I am.
34:05We just got married for the third time.
34:07We've put you to shame.
34:09Oh, congratulations.
34:10I can't even get a reverse back marriage.
34:12One day, Tommy, if you work very hard
34:14and dedicate your life,
34:15you'll be able to get married three times like us.
34:18Oh, do you know what?
34:19I can't wait.
34:20Well, congratulations, guys.
34:23Oh, look what's here!
34:25All right, see you later.
34:27See you in a bit.
34:28It's Mum and Dad's wedding cake.
34:31Look what it says.
34:32It says,
34:32just married again.
34:34Are you looking forward to that cake, mousey?
34:37Don't touch it, Valencia.
34:38Don't touch it, Athena.
34:40Hold on.
34:40You've got to make a wish of it, don't you?
34:42No.
34:43All right.
34:43I'll make one.
34:44Okay, go.
34:45Go!
34:48Hey!
34:50Hey!
34:54Shall we all have a little dance, then?
34:56Yeah!
34:57Come on, then.
34:59Oh, wedding dance!
35:01Tina!
35:02You're going to follow the promise with me?
35:07I love how me and Tyson have grown up together.
35:11We have been through thick and thin together,
35:14and no matter how many arguments we have
35:16or how many ups and downs we go through,
35:18we still love each other as much as the first day we met.
35:22I am there for him, and he's there for me.
35:28She's always been there.
35:29From the beginning of my profession
35:31to the end of it, she's been there.
35:33I can't not imagine her,
35:35and I wouldn't want to be who I am without her.
35:39I know that sounds in soft as shit,
35:43but I wouldn't want to be who I am without her.
35:54Dad!
35:54Have we got more food coming?
35:57No.
35:57No.
35:58Oi!
36:08Do you have one picture?
36:09Can I get a photo?
36:10Can I get a photo?
36:11Can I get a photo?
36:11Come on, mate.
36:12I've been in Morecambe for 17 years.
36:14There's no privacy.
36:15Begging letters.
36:16That should not be coming to my address.
36:17My mind's made up, and I want to move now.
36:20Go, go, go, go, go!
36:21I worry about his mental health.
36:23He's not the Gypsy King now, is he?
36:25Just Tyson Fury at home.
36:26What?
36:26What are you?
36:26Put your foot down.
36:27It is down.
36:28Ah!
36:29Stop!
36:31Tyson can believe he's all right,
36:32and I know he's not.
36:33Who am I?
36:34I'm a man who wants nothing in life.
36:36When you give up the passion to want...
36:37Yeah, you give up the passion to live.
36:40You frighten me when you talk like this.
36:42You're not right in the head.
36:43It's probably worse now than what he's ever been.
37:12You're not right in the head.
37:31You're not right in the head.
38:12You
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