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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:00:47Oh, no, um...
00:00:48Oh, let me guess.
00:00:49No money?
00:00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:00:53Starving actor?
00:00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:01:00Don't worry about it.
00:01:01I'll cover you this time, okay?
00:01:03Really?
00:01:04Look, I'll pay you back.
00:01:06I promise.
00:01:07Just get out of here.
00:01:09Go.
00:01:10Okay.
00:01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
00:01:20Nothing?
00:01:21Nothing.
00:01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
00:01:23She signed a prenup.
00:01:24She's entitled to nothing.
00:01:27Let me see that.
00:01:32This looks like a marriage license.
00:01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
00:01:40You should have read the fine print.
00:01:43You tricked her?
00:01:45Shame on you.
00:01:46Okay, can we go?
00:01:47I have an ale appointment.
00:01:48Whore!
00:01:50You do, however, get child support.
00:01:53Wait, what?
00:01:54I'm sorry.
00:01:55That's the law.
00:01:57Well, fuck the law.
00:02:08Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
00:02:12I want a divorce.
00:02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
00:02:15Fine.
00:02:15I want a divorce.
00:02:16I'm a horrible mother.
00:02:50My sketches?
00:02:51Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
00:02:55Delilah, you're a housewife.
00:02:56You're not a designer.
00:03:04Perfect.
00:03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
00:03:35I'm getting bored.
00:03:36I want to go lie down.
00:03:37Sure.
00:03:38I'll keep an eye on things.
00:03:48The fuck?
00:03:49You need to get out of my room.
00:03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
00:03:56Everyone out.
00:03:57This is my house.
00:03:59This is my life.
00:04:00So get out.
00:04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
00:04:04All right, people.
00:04:05Party's over.
00:04:06Let's go.
00:04:07Party's over.
00:04:14Party's over.
00:04:28Party's over.
00:04:30Party's over.
00:04:30Party's over.
00:04:34Party's over.
00:04:36Party's over.
00:04:37Party's over.
00:04:37Party's over.
00:04:38Party's over.
00:04:38Party's over.
00:04:38Party's over.
00:04:39Party's over.
00:04:40Party's over.
00:04:41Party's over.
00:04:45C'est l'argent que je l'ai pour vous.
00:04:50Ce que je peux vous donner?
00:04:51Je vais vous donner un café.
00:04:53C'est un café ?
00:04:53Oui.
00:04:54C'est sûr.
00:04:56Je vais vous donner un peu.
00:04:57Ok.
00:05:01Je me dis, c'est l'acteur qui ne va pas si bien ?
00:05:05Je me dis, un petit peu de la patch.
00:05:08Je ne crois pas d'amour.
00:05:13Je veux faire un peu de l'argent.
00:05:15Je suis без aïe.
00:05:16Si, c'est mon père.
00:05:18J'ai eu de l'argent.
00:05:19Je ne vais pas travailler.
00:05:21C'est pas pour vous de l'argent ?
00:05:25J'ai choisi que vous puissiez !
00:05:25Je pense que j'ai une idée.
00:05:28Ok.
00:05:29J'ai que ça ?
00:05:31Je veux que vous.
00:05:33Je veux que vous déterz.
00:05:35Je veux que vous déterzait que vous s'en ever vantez.
00:05:37C'est l'actu-vig.
00:05:39Je veux que mes enfants s'enrupentestra.
00:05:41pour quelqu'un qui m'a aimé, vous savez, une couple heureux.
00:05:47Oh, euh, oui.
00:05:49Je ne peux pas payer beaucoup,
00:05:51mais il semble que vous avez besoin de l'argent.
00:05:57Qu'est-ce que tu penses?
00:06:01Un deal.
00:06:02Un deal.
00:06:14C'est parti.
00:06:15C'est parti, deux plus.
00:06:17La dernière fois.
00:06:19Ok.
00:06:20C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:06:21Hey, peux-je dire quelque chose?
00:06:23Non c'est pas bien.
00:06:25Vous êtes prêt ?
00:06:26Je suis prêt à être prêt.
00:06:29Je vais être actrice.
00:06:31Vous êtes quoi ?
00:06:31Une personne, j'ai besoin de mon aide.
00:06:35Et j'ai conclui.
00:06:37Vous savez que vous êtes un brillant, c'est vrai ?
00:06:39Oui, elle ne connaît pas encore cette partie.
00:06:41Mais, euh...
00:06:43Elle est superveillée.
00:06:44Et elle, euh...
00:06:46Et elle veut dire son que...
00:06:48c'est vrai.
00:06:50C'est une normale request.
00:06:52C'est bon, j'ai besoin de quelque chose.
00:06:54Quelque chose.
00:06:55Quelque chose.
00:06:55Vous savez, je ne peux pas faire ça encore.
00:06:57Je suis sicke de cette vie.
00:06:58Et je me suis tellement élevé.
00:07:00Ok.
00:07:01Donc, je vais te dire.
00:07:02Vous m'arrête à être un boyfriend de son ?
00:07:05Oui.
00:07:07Ok.
00:07:08C'est arrivé.
00:07:09C'est arrivé.
00:07:09Je suis prêt.
00:07:12Je suis prêt.
00:07:12Merci, Dino.
00:07:13Et vous voyez, elle est great.
00:07:14C'est bon.
00:07:15C'est bon.
00:07:16Un autre set.
00:07:17Ok.
00:07:19Oh mon Dieu.
00:07:21Pourquoi vous êtes prêts à payer les bills
00:07:23est plus loin de moi, Sharon.
00:07:25Vous avez pas de l'oeuvres.
00:07:25Je ne sais pas ce que vous faites.
00:07:30Oh...
00:07:30Oh...
00:07:31Oh...
00:07:31Oh...
00:07:32Oh...
00:07:32Oh...
00:07:32Oh...
00:07:32Oh...
00:07:33× powder...
00:07:34Ça était pas mal...
00:07:36Urgent child support.
00:07:45Last notice of child support, must pay...
00:07:48puffs...
00:07:48We'll nop.
00:07:49Je n'ai pas payé les nautiques.
00:07:58Je ne sais pas.
00:08:05Ah, merde !
00:08:08Non, non, non !
00:08:14F***ing, non !
00:08:15Hello, Delilah.
00:08:20You look quite nice tonight.
00:08:27Why, thank you, George.
00:08:30You look quite nice as well.
00:08:38Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice, too.
00:08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
00:08:47No, thank you.
00:08:51I'm fine.
00:08:57This is gonna be great.
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:06Come on, Benji. Come on.
00:09:08You can do it, Benji. Come on.
00:09:12Come on, Benji. Hit the ball for once.
00:09:16Let's go, Benji. You're doing great.
00:09:20Hey, Tony.
00:09:22Hey, Delilah.
00:09:24Looking good as always.
00:09:26You.
00:09:27Looking good as always.
00:09:28Somebody likes you.
00:09:29Shut up.
00:09:30All right, Benji.
00:09:31He does.
00:09:32Nice with that dribble.
00:09:34Nice.
00:09:41Oh, my God. That's him.
00:09:47That's who?
00:09:51The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
00:09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
00:09:56He's coming over.
00:09:57What are you talking about?
00:09:59Hey, George.
00:10:00Hey, Delilah.
00:10:07Oh, for Christ's sake. Man up, boy.
00:10:10Don't say that.
00:10:11Oh, my God. Can I go?
00:10:12I'm so bored.
00:10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:10:15Thank God. I have a mani-pedi.
00:10:17Come on. Let's get out of here.
00:10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
00:10:21No.
00:10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
00:10:25Who the fuck are you?
00:10:27I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
00:10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
00:10:36Yes.
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:38We are dating.
00:10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
00:10:43He's an actor.
00:10:45Oh, he's an actor.
00:10:46That makes it even better.
00:10:47Wow.
00:10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
00:10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
00:10:52You proved me wrong.
00:10:53What's that, bud?
00:10:57Nothing.
00:10:58We gotta get out of here.
00:11:00Wish you two the best.
00:11:03Hey, asshole!
00:11:06Where's the child support?
00:11:09Don't worry, Boopy.
00:11:10I'll handle it.
00:11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
00:11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
00:11:19Alright, I think I'm gonna get going.
00:11:21But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
00:11:23Yes.
00:11:24Yes, yes.
00:11:25Our date.
00:11:27See you tomorrow.
00:11:31Girl,
00:11:33You better tell me everything now.
00:11:44No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:45You're not supposed to do that.
00:11:46I'm a starving artist.
00:11:47They have lint on their shirts.
00:11:48I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
00:11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
00:11:54where I can be a normal person.
00:11:56Nobody after my money or my status
00:11:59or what I can do for them.
00:12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
00:12:04She just wants me to play a role.
00:12:06I do have to say,
00:12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:13It's gonna be nice.
00:12:15You'll see.
00:12:16And you should take the night off.
00:12:18Take Janice out to dinner.
00:12:20On me.
00:12:20Hell no, boss.
00:12:22I'm keeping an eye on you.
00:12:23From a distance.
00:12:25No, it'll be fine.
00:12:26Nobody will know who I am.
00:12:27That may be the case,
00:12:28but you're still one of the richest men
00:12:30in the world.
00:12:30And I ain't taking any chances.
00:12:32Do not follow me.
00:12:34Yes, boss.
00:12:35Later.
00:12:50Hey, how are you?
00:12:52I'm George.
00:12:53I'm Benji.
00:12:57Well, hello.
00:12:58Hello.
00:12:59Hello there.
00:13:00How are you?
00:13:01I am very excited about our date.
00:13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
00:13:08Won't you come in?
00:13:10Ah, yes.
00:13:11Thank you.
00:13:18Oh my.
00:13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
00:13:25We have a lousy landlord.
00:13:27Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
00:13:31Why, thank you, George.
00:13:33You look quite nice as well.
00:13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:13:39Hi.
00:13:40I'm Roland, the babysitter.
00:13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
00:13:44Yes.
00:13:45Yes.
00:13:45Um, yeah.
00:13:46What if?
00:13:47Yeah.
00:13:48That was so strange.
00:13:50I know.
00:13:58Well, that didn't go too well.
00:14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
00:14:04Maybe we should practice.
00:14:06That sounds good, yeah.
00:14:11Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours
00:14:14while we're on our supposed date?
00:14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
00:14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
00:14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:14:25What are you gonna do?
00:14:27Uh, same.
00:14:28Probably grab a bite to eat.
00:14:30Maybe hit a bookstore.
00:14:33Well, that's just silly.
00:14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
00:14:38Sure.
00:14:39Sounds good.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:49So, tell me, why wedding dresses?
00:14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl,
00:14:56I always wanted to wear the dress.
00:14:58Mm-hmm.
00:14:58Be the bride.
00:15:00Yeah.
00:15:00Have my happy ending.
00:15:03And then, I eloped with Andy,
00:15:08and, uh, he had an affair.
00:15:12Then we got a divorce.
00:15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
00:15:17My roof is leaking.
00:15:19Um, my car is useless.
00:15:22And, I work in a diner.
00:15:27So, best laid plans, I guess.
00:15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
00:15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
00:15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
00:15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
00:15:42Thank you.
00:15:43Yeah, of course.
00:15:44I will.
00:15:49Should probably get back from our date.
00:15:52Mm.
00:15:52Soon.
00:15:54Split the bill?
00:15:56Yeah, sure.
00:15:57Split the bill.
00:16:00Check, please.
00:16:10Hey, Bernard.
00:16:11This is Justin.
00:16:12You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
00:16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
00:16:19He won't pay child support.
00:16:20And, he works at Le Style.
00:16:22But, I can't fire him unless he might sue.
00:16:25Or, he might figure out who I am.
00:16:27So, the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
00:16:31And, she can't know who I am.
00:16:33She thinks my name is George.
00:16:34Thanks, man.
00:16:39Hey, Dino.
00:16:41Yes, boss.
00:16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
00:16:45And, let's fix the roof on it.
00:16:47Sure thing.
00:16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
00:16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
00:16:51She's not that type of girl.
00:16:53And, keep everything anonymous.
00:16:55You got it.
00:16:56Thank you.
00:17:03What's going on?
00:17:04Someone about the building.
00:17:06They're putting on a new roof.
00:17:08What?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:10That's amazing, right?
00:17:11What?
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