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01:00The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:23Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go
01:26First lady? Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:29Nurse? Doctor? Surrogate number one just had her baby, it's a boy
01:33Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:36The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out
01:39Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:41Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:44I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:47But then, one by one, the other women had their babies
01:49The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:52Every last one of them got kicked out
01:54Take your bastard and get lost
01:55Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:57I swear I can give you a child
01:58Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:03Come on, push! Give it everything! Baby's almost here!
02:13One last push! Come on, you can do it!
02:15The baby's here! A healthy baby!
02:21Monster! Monster!
02:25What's wrong?
02:29What the hell?
02:30I just gave birth to...
02:32Dog pups?
02:34How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:36Oh no, this is bad
02:38The president won't even need a test
02:40No!
02:41Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:43I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45And the money?
02:46Gone
02:50What's going on here?
02:59What should I do?
03:00What should I do?
03:09Where's my baby?
03:15Tell me
03:16Where is my child?
03:17Mr. President
03:18I'm so sorry
03:19I let you down
03:21Sorry for what?
03:22I lied
03:25I wasn't pregnant
03:26That wasn't a baby coming out
03:28That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap
03:32One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36A fake pregnancy?
03:38So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:41That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby
03:44I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:45And it made me look pregnant
03:47Today I just ate too much and had to go
03:53What was that sound?
04:01Mr. President!
04:02You should stay back
04:03I just went
04:04It's pretty rank
04:05So I skipped a budget hearing
04:07And a National Security Council meeting
04:09And waited two hours here
04:11Just for you to take a clap?
04:13Mr. President
04:14I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:16Just give me more time
04:18I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:21I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:24But what about the surrogacy money?
04:26After playing me like this
04:27You'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt
04:31What?
04:35No money
04:36And now I'm stuck working for free
04:37What a joke
04:39You two little troublemakers
04:41You totally screwed me
04:42If it weren't for you
04:43Who knows?
04:44Maybe I'd be First Lady now
04:52Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard
04:54Eh, whatever
04:55But hey, you're mine, right?
04:59You guys hungry?
05:01Yeah
05:11Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:17Alright, fine
05:18Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:19I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26Drink up
05:30Now that's what I call my kids
05:32Already drinking in style
05:33You two are going places
05:36Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42What the hell?
05:43I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:51Whose dog is this?
05:53You hurt?
05:54Hey, easy now
05:55I won't bite
05:56Wow
05:57I've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:01Could it be him?
06:04Nah, I'm definitely going crazy
06:12Mommy, hug
06:15You two?
06:16We're the puppies?
06:18How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:19And they're already big and can talk
06:21What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:22Mommy
06:25Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:27Feels just like regular kids
06:30Mommy, hug
06:33Okay, okay
06:34Mommy's good babies
06:37Puppy kids, whatever
06:38You're mine and that's all that matters
06:43Those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45This might just last them one day
06:48What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:50I just don't want to waste anything
06:52You're always talking about saving food
06:54So I'm supporting you
06:55Just focus on paying off your debt
06:57Don't try anything cute
07:00I get it
07:08Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:11Mom worked so hard for us
07:12We gotta get her a gift
07:15I think I smell
07:16Dad
07:46Hello?
07:48Hello?
08:03Stop right there
08:05Mrs. Olivia
08:07So, a small town girl with a high school diploma
08:10Who can't even tell which fork to use
08:12What makes you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick qualified?
08:17What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am
08:21Three years of crisis
08:23Of staying up with him through countless nights
08:25And you?
08:25You just lay around for a few months
08:27Spread your legs and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way
08:30Remember your place, janitor
08:33Once your debt is paid
08:34Get the hell out of the White House
08:37Miss Olivia
08:38Classified documents are missing from the Oval Office
08:40What?
08:42Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:46Hey babies, Mommy's home
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present
08:52A present?
08:54What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy
09:03Mommy
09:05Here, take this
09:07The Presidential Seal?
09:09The Nuclear Button Briefcase?
09:11No, no!
09:14Oh, thief!
09:18So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:23We were just looking for food for Mommy
09:26We found it in some room
09:28This ring is so pretty, Mommy
09:30You should wear it
09:32Oh no, oh no
09:33We are so screwed
09:36Code Red
09:36Lock down the White House
09:38Search every room
09:39Not one corner gets missed
09:40Oh my God
09:42If the President finds out
09:43It was these two pups who stole it
09:45We're done for
09:46Mr. President
09:47We've searched every other room in the White House
09:49This is the last one the maid's quarters
09:51Open the door
09:58There they are
09:59Right here
10:02Oh my God
10:03Caught red-handed
10:04I'm definitely going to jail
10:06Leah Cole
10:06Wire my Presidential Seal
10:08And the Nuclear Bolton Briefcase
10:09In your room
10:11Mr. President
10:12I
10:13I don't know anything
10:14I went to work early this morning
10:16And when I got back
10:17These things were just
10:18Here
10:19It must be the real thief
10:21They probably realized
10:22They couldn't get out of the White House
10:23So they dump the stuff in my room
10:24To throw everyone off
10:25Or set me up
10:27That lie is full of holes
10:28Your room is so remote
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it
10:34You little lying bitch
10:35Just tell the truth already
10:36Ma'am, look at me
10:37I'm just someone who cleans here
10:39Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motive
10:41Mr. President
10:43Don't forget
10:43This woman already faked a pregnancy
10:46And lied to you
10:46When she got caught
10:47She held a grudge
10:48I wouldn't be surprised
10:49If she's been bought off
10:50By your political enemies
10:51That's why she stole the presidential seal
10:53And the nuclear button briefcase
10:54To set you up
10:55And destroy your reputation
10:56Tell me
10:57Who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear
11:02I didn't
11:03Mr. President
11:04This woman is too calculating
11:05Keeping her around you
11:07Is a ticking time bomb
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage
11:10And throw her in prison
11:11Right now
11:13No, I'm not a spy
11:14I swear
11:15Then let's do it in your way
11:23Oh my god
11:26Get down from there
11:27Now
11:28That's the president
11:29Do you have any idea
11:30About how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that
11:39Filthy thing?
11:43You dirty bitch
11:45You didn't clean properly
11:46So you attracted these strays
11:47Someone
11:48Kill these animals
11:49Throw them in the trash
11:50No
11:54Mr. President
11:56They're just two stray dogs
11:57With nowhere to go
11:58I felt bad for them
11:59So I've been hiding them here
12:00They're like my own kids
12:02I'm just a single mom
12:03Trying to raise two little ones
12:04It's hard enough
12:05Please
12:05Don't hurt them
12:06I swear I'll train them
12:07To use the toilet
12:08And they won't chew up your shoes
12:12Mr. President
12:13These are clearly wolf cubs
12:15But she's raising them like dogs
12:16And weird thing is
12:18Holding this little guy
12:19This guy gives me a strange feeling
12:20Like I've seen him somewhere before
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well, duh
12:28They're my kids
12:29Of course I like them
12:30Yes!
12:31They're adorable!
12:33Please just let me keep them
12:34I swear they won't bite
12:36Won't make a mess
12:37I'll even put diapers on them
12:38If I have to
12:42Too bad they're just regular wolf pups
12:44Wish they were werewolves
12:46This ends here
12:47No one speaks of this
12:49Thank you, Mr. President
13:02They're finally gone
13:04You two little rascals
13:05Best behave from now on
13:06If you pull something like that again
13:09I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia
13:11You can be her little hand warmers
13:26Mr. President
13:27I checked it out
13:28Not so straight as the woman
13:29Brought them to the hospital
13:30But where they actually came from
13:32That I couldn't trace
13:34No way she secretly had two puppies
13:36While she was in the hospital
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant
13:41That wasn't a baby coming out
13:43That was
13:43That was a massive
13:44Toxic waist level crap
13:47One wiff
13:48And the guy dropped like a fly
13:53Find the doctor
13:54Who delivered her baby
13:56Yes, sir
14:07Hey, easy now
14:09I won't bite
14:10But wow
14:11I've never seen a dog
14:12As big as you before
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President
14:22She was the one on delivery duty that day
14:25Tell me
14:27What did you see
14:27When that woman gave birth?
14:30I didn't see anything
14:35Tell the truth
14:36Okay, okay
14:37I'll talk
14:37I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby
14:40She gave birth of
14:40Two puppies
14:43And then
14:45I passed out from shock
14:47You're saying
14:48She gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:50Yes
14:50I swear
14:51Every word is true
14:52I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:55So that's it
14:56Yesterday was so weird
14:58Stealing the presidential seal
14:59And the nuclear button briefcase
15:00Is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison
15:02But he totally let me off
15:03And he even touched my pups
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too
15:06Get the cages ready
15:07I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today
15:17Quick!
15:18Hide!
15:24What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:26Those are for feeding my dogs
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:32Leah Cole
15:32This is the White House
15:34Not your trailer park
15:35Now hand over those mutts
15:36The president said I could keep them
15:39The president runs a country
15:41You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place
15:46Find those little beasts
15:47I'm throwing them out myself
15:56Stop!
15:57The president said I could keep them
15:59You can't
16:00Out of my way!
16:02Come on!
16:04Come on!
16:05Come on!
16:06You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl with two dogs
16:11So the president takes notice of you?
16:13Let me tell you something
16:15You're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:19There you little bastards are
16:22Grab them
16:25Stray dogs dare to bite bite
16:27Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her
16:47Don't move
16:48You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:53Promise me
16:54Never shift in front of anyone else
16:57Or it'll bring trouble to us
17:00Okay mommy
17:04What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09No!
17:10Don't hurt my kids!
17:12Kids?
17:13What kids?
17:20Leah Cole
17:21Have you lost your mind
17:22Wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:24You actually think
17:25Two stray dogs are your kids?
17:27You can't have a real baby
17:28So you're raising mutts
17:29As substitutes?
17:31You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away
17:33Every shred of dignity
17:34Just to be first lady?
17:37You scheming little bitch
17:39I'm not letting you stick around
17:42I'm gonna make you
17:43Watch these little beasts die
17:44Throw these stray dogs
17:46In the cage
17:46And kill them!
17:56Babies
17:56Don't be scared
17:59Mommy's here
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see anyone touch her
18:28Mr. President
18:29Mr. President
18:30What brings you here?
18:31This place is beneath you
18:32Olivia you've got some nerve
18:34I made it clear
18:34She's allowed to keep these two here
18:36Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:38Mr. President
18:38You misunderstand
18:39I was worried about rabies
18:41What if they pose a risk to you?
18:42I was just going to have them checked out
18:43And bring them back
18:47She's lying
18:48She just wanted to kill my dogs
18:50Sorry I'm late
18:59These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:21Oh my god
19:22The president
19:23The president is holding me?
19:26What kind of script is this?
19:28He saved me?
19:30And he's being
19:31Gentle?
19:32Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:35Olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the White House
19:38Security's looking for someone to walk the dogs
19:40You'd be perfect
19:42Mr. President
19:43I just didn't think it through
19:44But I was only worried about your safety
19:46You too
19:47Are you here to protect me?
19:49Or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:50Mr. President
19:51We
19:52If you can't figure out who signs your checks
19:53I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:55They're short on people in the Middle East
19:57You leave tomorrow
19:58See what a real field assignment looks like
20:01Mr. President
20:01We're sorry
20:02Please
20:03Give us another chance
20:04Mr. President
20:05This young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:08I've already disinfected the area
20:10Just needs oint applied regularly
20:11I'll do it
20:18Um
20:18Maybe I should just do it myself
20:20I mean
20:21Your hands are for signing treaties
20:23Not for
20:25Oh my god
20:26The president just touched me
20:27Why is he being so nice to me?
20:29We've only known each other for a few days
20:30Is he
20:31Is he up to something?
20:38I promise you
20:39What happened today will never happen again
20:42Thank you for saving me
20:43Mr. President
20:46Come in
20:48Mr. President
20:49About what happened today
20:50It was my mistake
20:51I hope you can forgive me
20:53Olivia
20:54I've never doubted your work
20:56But you need to understand
20:57My personal life is none of your business
21:01Yes, sir
21:03From today on
21:04Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner
21:05Move her into the room next to mine
21:08What?
21:09And one more thing
21:11The White House Correspondents Dinner
21:12Is the day after tomorrow
21:13Leah will attend as my girlfriend
21:15We're making it official
21:16Girlfriend?
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Mr. President
21:20This isn't right
21:21I'm just a cleaner
21:22I
21:23No one deserves it more than you
21:26What is wrong with this man?
21:27Did someone drug him?
21:29I mean
21:29Okay, he's hot
21:30And the body's not bad
21:31But this is too fast
21:32I am not ready for this
21:33Mr. President
21:34Every major media outlet
21:35Will be at that dinner
21:36Announcing a surrogate
21:37As your girlfriend
21:38Out of nowhere
21:38Is reckless
21:39If they dig into her background
21:41Your reputation
21:41Then this is a test
21:42Of your public relations skills
21:43Olivia
21:43I'm sure you'll do a great job
21:44With the dinner party
21:48Too bad he doesn't know
21:50These two little ones
21:51Are his own flesh and blood
21:52Only these two pups
21:54Are truly mine
21:55None of those women
21:56Bore my seed
21:57But no one can know
21:58I'm a werewolf
21:59Their real identity
22:01Has to stay hidden for now
22:09Miss Cole
22:10This is your room
22:11If you need anything
22:12Just call me
22:20Okay, come out, babies
22:24Mommy
22:29My good babies
22:33Kids?
22:34You're sure the maid heard right?
22:35Positive
22:36Two kids
22:37Four or five years old
22:38Called her mommy
22:40Got it
22:41This bitch makes a living
22:42By spreading her legs
22:42For surrogacy
22:44Those brats are probably
22:45Leftovers from some job
22:46Baby data ran off
22:47No one wanted them
22:48So she got stuck with them
22:49Then we should tell the president
22:50Let him know she's got
22:51Two kids in tow
22:51He'll dump her for sure
22:52That's too easy for her
22:54Tomorrow is the White House
22:55Correspondents dinner
22:56Every media outlet
22:58In the country will be there
22:59I'm gonna destroy her
23:00In front of everyone
23:01She'll crawl out of the White House
23:03In shame
23:05Mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:07You two stay here
23:08Sleep tight
23:09And no sneaking out
23:11Got it?
23:12Got it, mommy
23:13Bye-bye, mommy
23:20Mr. President
23:21We hear you're announcing
23:23Something big tonight
23:24Any hints?
23:25You'll know soon enough
23:37Who is she?
23:38I don't remember any first lady
23:39Looking that young and gorgeous
23:40Maybe some European princess
23:41She's got that kind of vibe
23:43Whoever she is
23:44Tomorrow's front page is locked
24:00You look stunning tonight
24:01Shall we dance?
24:05Mr. President
24:07I don't know how
24:08Just follow my lead
24:16The President is
24:18Dancing with her?
24:19This is huge
24:28No, no, no
24:29Snap out of it, Leah
24:30He's the President
24:31Half the women in America
24:33Would could kill to marry him
24:34What makes you think
24:35A small town janitor
24:36Even stands a chance?
24:38Get a grip
24:40Allow me to introduce
24:41My girlfriend
24:42Leah Cole
24:48He actually said it
24:51Mr. President
24:54What's Miss Cole's background?
24:56How long have you two been together?
24:58How did you meet?
25:01Don't be afraid
25:04My girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:06No noble background
25:06No complicated past
25:07She's clean
25:08She's simple
25:08I don't want my position
25:09To affect our relationship
25:11I'm counting on all of you
25:12Please
25:12Leave her alone
25:16Miss Cole
25:17Do you feel pressure
25:18Being the President's girlfriend?
25:21I
25:21How many boyfriends
25:22Have you had before?
25:25I've never dated anyone
25:26So that means
25:27The President
25:28Is your first love
25:34Sorry to interrupt you
25:35Mr. President
25:36But there are two children
25:37At the door
25:38They say they're looking
25:39For their mother
25:40I wasn't sure
25:40How to handle it
25:41Because the person
25:42They're looking for
25:42I didn't dare stop them
25:46My babies
25:47Peace
25:49Outro
25:49Moni
25:50two
25:52One
25:52Two
25:52Five
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