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Beyond Paradise S04E03 (2026)
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00:08THE END
00:21I thought Morris dancing was all handkerchiefs and knee bells.
00:25Traditionally, yes, but this is Dark Morris.
00:30It's an arctic cousin, much more subversive.
00:33It's called The Legend of the Knucklehole Dragon.
00:36A fearsome beast is devouring the villagers, but no knight could slay it.
00:42Which one's Margo again?
00:43I'm guessing the dragon.
00:44No, she's one of the villagers that kills the beast with a poisoned pie.
00:49She's been practicing for weeks, bouncing around the office, trying to force-feed me pasties.
00:56Oh, I think that's her at the back.
00:57Oh, let's just watch, shall we? It's pretty obvious what's going on.
01:14Oh, is that it? Bravo! Excellent! Excellent!
01:18Get his EpiPen!
01:20Someone help him! Please!
01:23No, I'm not.
01:23Where is the EpiPen?
01:24It's not in the case!
01:25Where is it?
01:26Hurry!
01:28Looks like it was an allergic reaction.
01:30The paramedics gave him an epinephrine shot.
01:32They're just hoping he's got it in time.
01:34What was the allergic thing?
01:36Latex.
01:36You know Marvellous, don't you?
01:38Oh, yes.
01:39Kindred Mariner.
01:40I bought my boat from you.
01:41Then let her drift out to sea like some janny fortnight.
01:45Lord alone knows how.
01:48Yes.
01:49Sorry, latex, you say?
01:51Yeah, anything with rubber.
01:53His name's Craig.
01:54He's new to the side.
01:55But he warned us about his allergy as soon as he joined.
01:57Carries an EpiPen in case of emergencies.
02:00He showed us all how to use it.
02:02Right, so why wait for the minutes?
02:04Because it's gone missing from its case.
02:06I saw Craig check it before the show.
02:08Are you saying someone stole it?
02:09Well, it didn't vanish on its own.
02:11Wait, but if someone took it,
02:13that means they knew Craig would have a serious reaction
02:15and they wanted to delay his treatment?
02:17Not with anything we use.
02:19It's been a right pain having to buy new costumes and masks.
02:23Make sure it's all latex-free.
02:25Yes, but that doesn't rule out them contaminating it later.
02:27Listen, let's gather everything up.
02:29Go to forensics for analysis, please.
02:30Maybe he touched something with latex earlier on.
02:33No, Craig's allergy is type one.
02:35Any reaction happens the moment he comes into contact with it.
02:38So if someone intentionally treated him,
02:40they did so during the dance?
02:41I mean, literally the moment before he collapsed?
02:43It would take a few seconds, yeah.
02:45But we were all watching.
02:47So what have we met?
03:01The EpiPen helped, but he's not out of the woods yet.
03:04We're having to keep him sedated, give his body time to recover.
03:07Fingers crossed he'll be okay.
03:09Don't those tubes contain rubber?
03:12No, everything here is silicon or nitrile based.
03:14Even my gloves.
03:16I've got a squishy in my pocket.
03:19Sorry, I bought it for you.
03:21For your headaches.
03:22I'll be stressed.
03:23I'm good, thanks.
03:24You keep it.
03:25Put it away.
03:26It's okay.
03:27Is this polyurethane?
03:29Maybe don't touch him, just in case.
03:31Right, yes, no.
03:33Do you know when we might be able to question him?
03:36Maybe in a day or so.
03:38But until then, no visitors.
03:39Doctor's orders.
03:40Thanks, Lucy.
03:44I'm sorry, I just wanted to check he was okay.
03:47You're part of the Morris side, aren't you?
03:49One of the musicians?
03:51Yeah, I'm Holly.
03:53My husband Matthew's the side leader.
03:56Please don't tell him I was here.
04:01Well, the plot thickens.
04:22What have you been?
04:25Out.
04:27Walking, trying to make sense of it all.
04:32Why are the police involved?
04:34They, uh, think it may have been deliberate.
04:37Which is absurd.
04:39It was an accident.
04:44Hey.
04:47You don't need to forget about him.
04:50It's just you and me now.
04:57Come here.
05:02Fresh star, yeah.
05:16Yes, do stand in the doorway, Humphrey.
05:18That's enormously helpful.
05:20Sorry, Anne.
05:22Right, so, what do you think?
05:25Your writing's terrible when you're stressed.
05:27But I like the carpool idea.
05:29Mm-hmm.
05:29How would that work in practice?
05:31Not a clue.
05:32But you've put here it's a cost saving of £5,000.
05:35Yeah, do you think it should be more?
05:37I just need to show budget cuts that match one of the team's salary.
05:42Then I can argue that I don't need to let anyone go at all.
05:45Well, what if you go paperless?
05:47No.
05:48But writing notes on scraps of paper is how I work.
05:54Suppose I could write things on my sleeve.
05:56I'll keep thinking.
05:57Good idea, though.
05:58Great.
05:59Yeah, thanks.
06:00Love you.
06:01See you later.
06:04Bye, Anne.
06:06Thanks for breakfast.
06:09If he gets under my feet any more, I could wear him as slippers.
06:23Why are you putting Morris up there?
06:24He's as daft as a brushed owl, but it's not an allergy cycle.
06:28And neither am I.
06:30We can't rule anyone out at the moment.
06:32You play the villager who poisoned him.
06:34You had access to his epi case.
06:36If I can find a motive, you're my prime suspect.
06:39Morning, Kelby.
06:41Dzień dobry.
06:44Sorry, I'm trying to learn Polish.
06:47Dzień dobry means good morning.
06:49It's a really hard language.
06:51Which you're attempting.
06:53Why?
06:55Oh.
06:59Her name's Agnieszka.
07:02We met online.
07:04She's a PE teacher at an orphanage near Gdansk.
07:07Is that why the new aftershave, so she can smell you from here?
07:11Ignore her.
07:12She looks lovely.
07:14Almost too good to be true.
07:16I know.
07:17I'm a lucky guy.
07:18Morning, all.
07:20What's that new effort?
07:23I'm gonna call forensics.
07:25You've had some more messages from that Mr. Smith at the hub.
07:28He's gonna start stalking you soon.
07:30Yes, yes.
07:31I'll talk to him later.
07:32Any update on a Morris victim, Craig Field?
07:35Still unconscious, but stabilized.
07:36So he's looking more hopeful.
07:38The cider really pleased.
07:39Holly Willis in particular?
07:41There have been rumors, I can't lie.
07:44I mean, I wouldn't kick Craig out of bed if he wanted to get cozy under my duvet.
07:47A little focus, Margot, please.
07:50What facts do we know about?
07:52Well, he's a carpenter and joiner by trade.
07:54He bought a damaged boat off Marvelous, which he's living on at the boatyard while he's fixing it up.
07:59He's planning on sailing around the world when it's done.
08:03Wait.
08:04This damaged boat, it's not the Lily Bond, is it?
08:07You better hope not.
08:09Otherwise, Esther will slap your photo up on that board and all.
08:12Craig doesn't sound like your typical Morris dancer.
08:15Which is what, exactly?
08:16Well, you've all met Marvelous, right?
08:19He might be a vaky oddball, but he's got a heart of gold.
08:23Same as Craig, who, it turns out, has done Morris before.
08:27He had a lot of fancy ideas, which Matthew wasn't impressed with.
08:32The Matthew Willis side leader?
08:34They're called the Squires.
08:36Squires?
08:36It's a big Willis family tradition, which Matthew felt Craig was usurping.
08:42Is that why the changes, the shift to dark Morris, was that all down to Craig?
08:46Yeah.
08:47We put it to the vote.
08:49And Craig won.
08:50Even Holly voted for it.
08:51Ouch.
08:52Is that when the rumours started?
08:54Pretty much.
08:55Holly.
08:56They used to jam together, composing music for the knock-a-hole.
08:59Craig carved her a wooden taper pipe.
09:04Matthew's face when he gave it to her.
09:06You want a motive?
09:08I'd start right there.
09:10I think we need more than just making someone a recorder.
09:13Yes, let's not rush to assumptions.
09:15There are motives other than jealousy to consider.
09:18So let's look into Craig's finances and background, please, Margaret.
09:21Lab report says there is no trace of latex on any of the staffs, masks or costumes.
09:28Yet.
09:29Craig collapsed mid-dance.
09:30So how has this allergy triggered unnoticed?
09:33We need someone to have filmed it.
09:38I do know someone who recorded it on their phone.
09:40Excellent.
09:41Let's get a copy of that before they delete it.
09:43Really?
09:44Yes, please.
09:45Okay.
09:46I did a sweep of the crime scene.
09:49I found a sweet wrapper.
09:52A feather of some sort.
09:55And 13 cigarette butts.
09:58Because like you say, we can't assume it's irrelevant.
10:03Quite right, Kelby.
10:04The smallest detail may prove pivotal.
10:08Strawberry chew.
10:11Interesting.
10:13There was no feather of this kind on the Morris costumes.
10:17So, uh...
10:19What bird does this belong to?
10:25No wonder.
10:29The holy grail of golf is something called an eagle, apparently.
10:33Or albatross.
10:35How do I look?
10:37Like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
10:39Please don't swing that in here.
10:41Are they dance clubs?
10:42Yes.
10:43Lance Kendrick, who's chair of the Sports and Culture Committee, asked if I played so naturally.
10:49I said yes.
10:51Because?
10:52Well, they're allocating seats to all the new councillors and I don't want to get stuck on the Committee of
10:57Strategic Works.
10:58I thought if I play around with Lance, he might invite me on board.
11:05You said play around with him.
11:08Oh.
11:08I knew you meant golf.
11:11Well, next time, I'll phrase it more carefully.
11:16Oh!
11:17Wish me luck.
11:18Let him win.
11:19You'll be fine.
11:25If we don't sell all these, can I take some home for Mum tonight?
11:28Help soften her up before I tell her about my travel plans.
11:30She'll be fine about it.
11:31Well, I'm hoping she might miss me a bit.
11:35Of course she will.
11:36And it will make the short time you have left together all the more precious.
11:39She'll spoil you rotten.
11:41You have met my mum, right?
11:59Esther, hi.
12:01You wanted to see me.
12:01Did you want to book in another massage?
12:03No.
12:04Last night you were filming that Morris dance.
12:07I need a copy of the footage.
12:08It may have information we can use.
12:10Oh, sure.
12:11Yeah.
12:12No problem.
12:14Sorry, do you mind if I...
12:16Yeah, it should be in the gallery.
12:19Hello, Gordon Van.
12:21Yeah, Sandra, we've got you in for 10.30.
12:24Okay, we'll see you then.
12:25Okay, bye.
12:27Oh, sorry.
12:28So many photos.
12:30New man syndrome.
12:32I expect you were the same, right?
12:35Archie told me you guys used to date.
12:39Briefly?
12:40It wasn't a big deal.
12:42Quick fling.
12:43Nothing major.
12:44Yeah, no.
12:44That's what he said.
12:46Right.
12:47Oh, it's not a problem.
12:48It's actually quite a relief.
12:49You know that it wasn't my massage technique making you so tense the other day.
12:53No, that was more about work stressing me out, not Archie.
12:57That's long gone.
12:58In fact, I was the one who ended it.
13:00Great.
13:02Ah, here.
13:04Sorry.
13:05No, rest for the wicked.
13:07Golden Van.
13:09Hold on one sec.
13:10Hold on.
13:11Thanks.
13:12Nice to see you.
13:15Yep.
13:16Was that for the hot stone?
13:20It's from Archie's new girlfriend.
13:22It's not great quality.
13:24Why can't she just stay still?
13:26I think she's dancing.
13:27It's hard not to.
13:28It's a really catchy tune.
13:29And how long before Craig collapses?
13:31It's round about here.
13:34You ruin my star moment.
13:36I'm like Marga Fontaine with that pie.
13:40Just saying.
13:42Okay.
13:43Alright, everyone watch closely.
13:45Here we go.
13:46Any second now.
13:48Just a minute.
13:51Oh, God.
13:53Oh, for God's sake.
13:56We missed it.
13:56Oh, turn the camera.
13:58I think it's over.
13:59Was that it?
13:59No, something's wrong.
14:01Look.
14:02Holly's the fairest person to help Craig.
14:05But who's that bringing his epi case over?
14:12Who's your prime suspect now?
14:16And here.
14:17Wait, please, Marvellous.
14:18Hold your horses.
14:19Shoulders back.
14:20Stand up straight.
14:21Full energy, please.
14:23Here we go.
14:24And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
14:28Smile.
14:29Out.
14:29Turn.
14:30Round.
14:30Wait, stop.
14:31Stop.
14:32What are you doing?
14:33Aside from humiliating myself just so I can dance with this adorable woman,
14:38I have no idea.
14:39Here.
14:40It's lunchtime.
14:41There's a scrumpy with my name on it at Kitty J's.
14:44Why have you dragged us all here for this whip pot?
14:47We're performing in Sulcum at the weekend.
14:50And since we don't have a dragon anymore, we need to practice a new dance.
14:54Feels wrong doing anything while Craig's still unconscious.
14:57Right.
14:57Let's wait Lee's back.
14:59I want to bash a big stick about not wave a white hanky like I'm trying to surrender.
15:04No one is more concerned about Craig than me.
15:06But this isn't about him.
15:08It's about returning to our roots.
15:11Honouring our commitments.
15:13And doing as your squire says.
15:15Hello.
15:17Sorry.
15:18Music stopped.
15:19Hope we're not interrupting.
15:20Not at all, Inspector.
15:22I'm explaining how Morris Stanson's celebration of community, of spring and light.
15:28Dark Morris is a, well, that's a different path.
15:32And we need to make a choice.
15:34You can't have both.
15:37Holly.
15:38Holly.
15:39We're rehearsing.
15:40I need a vape.
15:41Take five, everyone.
15:44Oh, that's fine anyway.
15:45We'll need to speak to you all privately.
15:47We'll also need to see the dragon dance again.
15:50I believe Margot mentioned it.
15:51I told Morris to bring in some spare sticks.
15:53Her wish is my command.
15:55Excellent.
15:57Marvellous.
15:58Matthew.
15:58If you could get everything set up, I need to talk to Holly.
16:02Okay.
16:05I can't do this.
16:06I'm gonna, I'm gonna skedaddle.
16:08Um, yeah, tell him I'm all.
16:10Uh, dodgy curry.
16:11Don't get all joppily.
16:12Stay put.
16:13Keep stum.
16:14You ain't done nothing wrong.
16:16Now breathe.
16:20You want a gherkin' with that?
16:22I pickle my own.
16:24Very tasty.
16:27So you're, um, you're done with Dark Morris?
16:30Well, I think one foray was enough.
16:32Given the rest of the game.
16:32The result and consequences.
16:35Understandable.
16:37Although I did like the masks.
16:39The way they were used as a disguise to hide the dancers' true identities and stop them
16:45being found out.
16:47Historically speaking, obviously.
16:50Well, you've done your research, Inspector.
16:53Hmm.
16:55Although I suppose if Craig's allergy was triggered deliberately, and someone's still using their
17:02mask in much the same way.
17:05And if it was just an accident, as the rest of us believe, then he'd no crime to investigate.
17:15I would love to believe that.
17:17If only I could explain the EpiPen.
17:23You were the one who got Craig's EpiKit.
17:28Do you have any idea why the pen wasn't in there?
17:33Must have fallen out.
17:36Been mislaid.
17:38So, another accident?
17:42It's the simplest explanation.
17:49Craig was a popular member of the side.
17:55If a tad headstrong like myself.
17:59It caused some issues at the start, but I soon learned to embrace the challenges he offered.
18:09Why would anyone want to hurt him?
18:12What if he was too popular?
18:16With somebody's wife?
18:20I can assure you, Inspector.
18:23Holly takes her wedding vows as seriously as I do.
18:33Quite years ago.
18:36Guess that's the way life is.
18:37Because you can resist temptation for so long and then realise you've been fooling yourself the whole time.
18:44Is that how it was with Craig?
18:46Oh.
18:47You heard the gossip then.
18:50It's not true.
18:51Who weren't having an affair.
18:54I wouldn't.
18:56I love my husband and my kids.
19:00They're my life.
19:02Why would I jeopardise that?
19:04For what?
19:06Sex.
19:07It's not worth it.
19:09Nothing is.
19:12Oh God.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:15I just wish Craig hadn't come here.
19:19It's changed everything.
19:23You can't help who you fall in love with, but you can decide what you do about it.
19:29You can't choose to stop seeing them even if it makes you really unhappy.
19:35You have to.
19:37It still hurts though.
19:39For better or for worse.
19:41You have to do the right thing.
19:44For the sake of your family.
19:47Is that you talking?
19:49Or Matthew?
19:52This isn't his fault.
19:54It's mine.
19:59You do realise this is pointless.
20:02We don't have a dragon.
20:03Well I'm volunteering to take his place.
20:06Don't worry.
20:07I've done Scottish country dancing.
20:09At school.
20:11Best island fling.
20:12Under fifteens.
20:13He won a medal.
20:15How is any of this relevant?
20:17Well I need to experience the dance from Craig's point of view.
20:20Assess his interaction with the side.
20:21Before the side couldn't even make the rehearsal.
20:24We have jobs.
20:25We can't teach you the whole dance in a lunch hour.
20:27No, no, no.
20:28Not the whole dance.
20:29Just the last part before Craig collapsed.
20:33Who remembers when that was?
20:34It was just as I go to get the poison pie.
20:37I'll walk him through it.
20:38Why?
20:39If we go from the dragon's battle.
20:42Inspector.
20:42You stand in the middle.
20:45Yes.
20:45The others all around.
20:47Esther.
20:48Are you ready?
20:49I'm waiting.
20:51Music maestro please.
21:08I'm sorry.
21:08I'm sorry.
21:09A little bit rusty.
21:09Don't stop.
21:10We're almost there.
21:14Sorry, I wasn't expecting that.
21:15How I would have peeled away to get the pie.
21:17And Inspector.
21:18Now.
21:19Now what?
21:21Oh yeah.
21:21Right now.
21:22Right.
21:22Stop.
21:23I need to mark all your final positions.
21:31Are we done now?
21:32No.
21:33No.
21:33One more thing.
21:35Margot.
21:36When you peel off to get the poison pie, what was the prop you used?
21:40A pork pie.
21:41A real one?
21:42Yeah.
21:43The fake ones contain rubber.
21:45Dude, can we collect up that pie for testing?
21:47Because I've read with a latex allergy that there are certain foods that can also trigger
21:51a reaction.
21:52No.
21:53Bob ate it while we were waiting for the ambulance.
21:58I was hungry.
21:59Craig fell down before I even collected it, and it never went anywhere near him.
22:04I'm always much further back than this.
22:06You dropping the staff through me, I was more here.
22:12I think.
22:16Why are you looking at me?
22:18I never hurt him, I swear.
22:26Thanks.
22:28Sorry.
22:28Craig.
22:29It's too hot in there.
22:31I had a bit of a panic attack.
22:33It's okay.
22:34Take your time.
22:41I like Craig.
22:42He's a great guy.
22:44He gave me this fitness routine and a diet plan.
22:47Helped me lose weight.
22:49I feel lucky to know him.
22:51Did he charge you for that advice, Bob?
22:52No, of course not.
22:53Why?
22:53Craig's bank details show you recently made two payments into his account, both for £4,900, just under the £5
23:03,000 threshold banks are required to report.
23:06It was an investment.
23:09We were going into business together.
23:10What kind of business?
23:11I don't know.
23:13I mean, it's not happening.
23:16Craig backed out.
23:18He told me he'd changed his mind.
23:19But he kept your money.
23:21Well, he'll repay it.
23:23He has to.
23:24What if he doesn't?
23:25What will you do to persuade him?
23:29I ain't gonna kill him, am I?
23:32How could he pay me back then?
23:34Except Craig isn't dead.
23:36So, triggering his allergy would serve as a pretty effective warning.
23:40Well, I wouldn't.
23:41I've never hurt anyone in my life.
23:44I'm a boring accountant who lives in a rented bedsit.
23:47That's why I gave Craig the money in the first place, so I could change things.
23:51And then he changes his mind and says he doesn't want to do it anymore.
23:55Having spent all my money, now that ain't right.
23:58And he knows it.
24:07Come on, Bob.
24:13What was the money for, Bob?
24:15This business you planned?
24:16What did Craig not want to do anymore?
24:21No comment.
24:30What have you and Bob been up to?
24:32Nothing, my sweet, I swear.
24:34My sweet's a strawberry chew.
24:36Answer the question.
24:38The day you joined the police was the day I turned my back on anything disreputable,
24:43as a mark of respect.
24:46You told me you aided fishing.
24:48Ever since that incident with the lobster.
24:50Which you have promised never to mention again.
24:53That's all Craig's gear.
24:54He borrows my van from time to time.
24:56Just dump the sticks on top.
25:01What flaming hell is this?
25:03I'll give that ear a bit.
25:07Let's pretend you never saw that.
25:09If you've got nothing to hide, we'll just show it to the inspector and you can explain it to him.
25:14No need to get savage on me.
25:16Whatever you're thinking, all them cramby doubts, they're wrong.
25:22Prove it.
25:26It's my bad.
25:28I forgot it was in the van when I loaded up the Morris sticks.
25:32What do you use it for?
25:34Best waterproof in there is.
25:36Every boatyard has some.
25:38Isn't that a bit risky with Craig about?
25:40He don't use it on his boat and I keep it locked in my shed.
25:44It was only in the van because I lost my last lot in a break-in.
25:48I had to go to the depot, buy some ore.
25:50Somebody stole it.
25:51Kids probably.
25:53I had a camera on the shed and they broke that too.
25:56I asked Craig if he saw anything and he said no.
26:01Does Bob ever visit your boatyard marvellous?
26:04Bob told us he was going into business with Craig.
26:08He paid him a lot of money.
26:09Most of which Craig then paid to you.
26:13That's right.
26:15To buy the boat he's rebuilding.
26:17And he got a fair price.
26:19Wanna look at my books?
26:21Go ahead.
26:22I got nothing to hide.
26:23This business that they were planning, were you involved in that too?
26:27Craig asked me, I said no.
26:32Out of respect for that goddess.
26:36Who I still revere to this day.
26:43Are you taking medication we're not aware of, Margot?
26:46My only drug is love.
26:48And my only crime is not telling Margot how I felt till it was too late.
26:55So this Bob and Craig business was illegal then?
26:58It didn't happen and it won't.
27:00Not now that Craig's found the love of his life too.
27:04You mean Holly?
27:05I told him.
27:06If he were lucky enough to find his soul mate he should fight for him.
27:10And that's why Craig's staying and why the bar business ain't happening.
27:14Does Holly know Craig's staying?
27:16He told everyone in the side during rehearsals.
27:19So Matthew knew as well?
27:21Should have kept my big gob shut, shouldn't I?
27:25We need to find out what business Bob and Craig were planning.
27:29And even more urgently, who stole Marvellous's liquid rubber?
27:33Unless he's lying of course, to cover why it was hidden in his van.
27:49Hello house owner.
27:50Of course it's finally happening.
27:52It's amazing.
27:54I know!
27:54I'm online shopping already.
27:56I have this urge to buy furniture.
27:58What do you think about hanging oak chairs?
28:00Have you been sunbathing?
28:02Because I think you might have sunstroke.
28:05We could buy a hammock for the garden and a duck house for Selwyn.
28:09Oh he'd love that.
28:11And mum will be just as pleased.
28:12It's driving her mad having us there the whole time.
28:14Well look, I hope she knows how much we appreciate it.
28:17Let's say it with wine and a takeaway.
28:19She really likes Thai.
28:20Chicken satay and green curry coming up.
28:25Martha?
28:26Sorry, it's just hit me.
28:29We're really doing this, aren't we?
28:31It's a big new adventure.
28:33I'm glad it's with you.
28:35Wouldn't have it any other way.
28:37Bye.
28:42What's that Mr. Smith?
28:44He's been calling non-stop.
28:46I'm running out of excuses.
28:47No, Kelby.
28:48Don't worry, it's okay.
28:49I'll deal with it.
28:50I have exactly the answer he needs.
28:52Any luck identifying that bird, Feather?
28:54Oh, yes.
28:55And it's not a bird.
28:57See, I think it's part of a fishing flight.
29:00What do you reckon?
29:04Oi!
29:05That scrumpy at Kitty J's.
29:08There's a glass with my name on it.
29:10I have to work if you fancy it.
29:16It's the perfect weapon.
29:18A metal fishing hook.
29:19Coated in latex.
29:20One scratch.
29:21Insta collapse.
29:22But neither Bob, Marvellous or Matthew got close enough to Craig to be able to scratch him.
29:27If the hook was attached to the staff, it might have done.
29:29But that would have left latex traces on the staff and there weren't any.
29:32Hi.
29:34Margot.
29:36You said there were fishing rods in Marvellous' van.
29:38The fishing line attached to a staff would be near invisible at night.
29:42Is he still outside?
29:43No.
29:43He's gone now.
29:45Kelby.
29:46Can you go to his boatyard and bring back that broken security camera?
29:49We need to get it fixed to find out if someone stole that latex as he claims.
29:52He wouldn't have lied about that.
29:54Then why won't he tell us what Craig and Bob were up to?
29:56I'm getting an answer to that tonight.
29:59You just leave it with me.
30:02It can have been a fishing line.
30:05It's too haphazard and noticeable.
30:06Well, let's watch and find out.
30:21Inspector.
30:22Not now, please, Margot.
30:26So, not just me you ignore, but your staff too.
30:29Oh, interesting.
30:30Mr. Smith.
30:32I was about to call.
30:33I thought we should FaceTime instead.
30:35Trim the fat in person.
30:36Oh, Esther, Margot, this is Mr. Smith.
30:39Superintendent Woods for a placement at the hub.
30:41If you're not too busy, Sergeant, my battle elixir for the war against crime is a decaf soy latte.
30:46I believe the ones at the 10 mile are excellent.
30:48Well, I am actually working.
30:50I'm sure you can expand your bandwidth to multitask me up a biscotti as well.
30:55Inspector, shall we?
30:56Oh, yeah, of course, it's that way.
31:01Um...
31:05Flat wine for me.
31:06No sugar, thanks.
31:09Now, you have caught me on the hop a bit, uh, and I will get Margot to do a proper
31:16spreadsheet, but I think these ideas clearly show how we can save enough money to keep funding all our staff.
31:22You see, this is the problem.
31:25You're trying to boil the ocean.
31:27Instead, focus on deliverables and close the loop.
31:30Which member of staff are you going to lose?
31:31Well, you see, that's my point.
31:33I thought we could solve the problem in a more people-friendly manner.
31:35You're downsizing for the future.
31:37Now, me?
31:38I'm juggling balls non-stop throughout the day.
31:41If your sergeant does time to get coffee, then how relevant is she?
31:45Well, that's hardly fair.
31:45You are her superior.
31:47She was just doing what you are.
31:48We need blue skies, Inspector.
31:50Not sheep.
31:51And it's your job to dance the needle in that direction.
31:57Understood?
32:09Do you ever worry you drink too much caffeine?
32:11Says the man who sells alcohol for a living.
32:14They say wine has its health benefits and can be therapeutic at times.
32:19I'm more of a beer person myself.
32:21That's not how I remember it.
32:22Well, that's nostalgia for you.
32:24Everyone looks better in hindsight.
32:53You're right, Esther.
32:55It wasn't a fishing line.
32:56It must be something else.
32:57What did Mr. Smith want?
32:59What?
32:59Why did he send me off like that?
33:01Um, no reason.
33:05It's just his manner.
33:06He's lucky I didn't deck him.
33:08Yeah, it's good restraint, Sergeant.
33:10Well done.
33:11Kelby, is that marvelous security camera?
33:14Shouldn't it be with tech support?
33:15Oh, they've got a backlog of cases.
33:18It's going to take them weeks.
33:19So, I thought I'd have a go myself.
33:22It's a bit, uh, Zwozrony, mind.
33:27Uh, uh, complicated.
33:28It's Polish.
33:30Agnieszka called me it last night.
33:32She said it was a compliment.
33:34New girlfriend.
33:35Don't ask.
33:39Oh, I'm going home.
33:41I can't hear that music again.
33:42It's like an earworm.
33:43No, the answer must be here somewhere.
33:45I'm just not seeing it.
33:47Craig's allergy was triggered by someone unseen while we were watching it.
33:52How?
33:54Maybe the latex was on Margot's strawberry chew.
34:01You've cracked the case, Sherlock.
34:05Remind me.
34:06What was my motive?
34:08You've admitted fancying Craig.
34:11He fancied Holly.
34:12Oh.
34:13It's a classic case of unrequited love demanding payback.
34:18Night all.
34:22If I ever do decide to kill someone, she'll be the first to know.
34:37How on earth did this happen?
34:39Well, it wasn't me.
34:40It was a golf cart.
34:41Nearly ran me over on the fairway.
34:43I'm lucky it wasn't my leg.
34:45Did you at least get the committer you wanted?
34:47Sports and culture.
34:49Sadly, no.
34:51One look at my golf swing told Lance,
34:53my talents lie elsewhere.
34:55Well, you're strong on culture, though.
34:57I certainly gave that cart driver some Anglo-Saxon advice.
35:05Hi!
35:07You've got a house!
35:08I know, and I'll bring Thai takeaway in to celebrate.
35:10We can now head over tomorrow and start renovating.
35:12Oh, it's very exciting.
35:14Have we decided who you're going to use?
35:16Ah, we'll just do it ourselves.
35:17Yeah.
35:18Oh, you'll need a professional.
35:19Make sure it's done properly.
35:22No offence for you.
35:24What about that Morris leader?
35:26Matthew.
35:27Isn't he an architect?
35:29Yes, and a suspect of the case for investigating.
35:32Is that the allergy one?
35:34There's a Mr. Smith who was talking about that on the golf course.
35:37He's not convinced it's a genuine crime.
35:41I'm sorry, what?
35:42Mr. Smith?
35:44Yes, from the hub.
35:45He was one of our group.
35:47Very charming.
35:48And a very good golfer.
35:49Oh, so that's one of the balls he's been juggling, is it?
35:53He's very concerned about you.
35:55And about your whole team, in fact.
35:57He's worried you're wasting police time investigating something that could be an accident.
36:01Well, it wasn't.
36:02And I'm not.
36:07I'll get her some plates and glasses.
36:10Oh, that's very exciting.
36:12Can't wait to see it tomorrow.
36:13Me neither.
36:14I'm sorry about your committee.
36:16Oh, never mind.
36:17I'm sure I'll find some other way to serve the community.
36:24She doesn't know about Mrs. Smith.
36:26Don't be...
36:26Don't be cross with that.
36:27I'm not.
36:28I'm angry at him.
36:29They're questioning my team's work ethic while he's off playing golf.
36:32Not a genuine crime.
36:34Craig's allergy was triggered deliberately.
36:36I know it.
36:40I just don't know by who.
36:43Or how.
36:57I thought you'd promised I wouldn't be a fishing widow anymore.
37:00I'm just sorting everything out to sell on eBay.
37:04These are broken.
37:07Don't worry.
37:07I'll make sure they're disposed of safely.
37:30It's not a date.
37:32I know that.
37:34It's you and me having a drink.
37:36And that made me feel.
37:41Floor it.
37:45I'll put them on one of my ex-husband's graves.
37:49Now, deal the titles.
37:52Cheers.
37:53One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
37:55One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
37:56Go.
38:06Well, come on then.
38:07The suspense is killing me.
38:09What do you mean?
38:10You've cooked dinner.
38:11Bought more beer.
38:12There's muffins for afters.
38:14This is teenage code for I've done something or I'm about to.
38:17Oh, my God.
38:18You're so cynical.
38:23And right.
38:24Obviously.
38:26Okay.
38:26So, I've put together an itinerary.
38:33I want to go travelling.
38:34Load up my backpack, get a round-the-world ticket and have some adventures.
38:39I've been talking to Martha and she's been really encouraging.
38:43Wait.
38:43You told Martha before me?
38:46She's been giving me loads of extra shifts so I can build up my savings.
38:51I've got enough for a ticket already.
38:54I have to do this, ma'am, soon or I'll never do it all.
38:59So, who's stopping you?
39:02You are.
39:03I just wonder what you'll do, whether you'll be alright.
39:06Of course I will.
39:08Just, I don't want you to be lonely, especially since you've broken up with Archie.
39:13Oh, please.
39:14He still likes you, you know.
39:16Well, I'm a very lovable person.
39:19You are.
39:23I'm going to miss you.
39:27So, I'll phone all the time, wherever I am.
39:30Better had.
39:31And I promise I'll be back.
39:34Are you sure you're okay about it?
39:36If it's what you want?
39:37Yes, great.
39:39Go for it.
39:42Hm.
39:46Hmm.
39:48Hmm.
39:49Hmm.
40:01Earth Wars
40:04Why is Bob watching us like that?
40:07I don't know
40:08Maybe he can't believe that dreams do come true
40:11Hmm
40:14Okay
40:16Time to wake up
40:18Because I'm here for one reason
40:19And that's to save your sorry sentimental ass
40:24You're a suspect
40:25In an attempted murder investigation
40:27So you need to tell me what Craig and that
40:29Blum and what were planning
40:30Or we are never ever going to sit here
40:33And drink scrumpy again
40:35Got it
40:38Smuggling?
40:39That was Craig and Bob's new business?
40:41Apparently Craig built secret compartments
40:44Into the boat's hull
40:45Marva said he'd show you
40:47But only because it was a plan that never happened
40:49Well because Craig fell in love and vetoed the idea
40:52We really have to talk to him
40:53Is there any word yet from the hospital?
40:55Lucy said he'll be conscious later today
40:56She'll call me soon as
40:58Sir
40:58I'm getting somewhere with this camera
41:00I should have it fixed soon
41:01Right
41:02We'll be at the boatyard
41:03Let us know when you do
41:04Thank you
41:04Thank you
41:12I was blackmailed to show you these
41:18I want that on record
41:20Right
41:21And what contraband were they planning to hide?
41:24That's the limit of my knowledge
41:25I'm showing you an empty space
41:27And it's going to stay that way
41:29You can't arrest people
41:31For an idea they've decided against
41:34Understood
41:38Thank you, Marvellous
41:50It's all a bit Mary Celeste
41:54You'd think he'd have something of Holly's here
41:57A photo
41:59Or a bit of clothing
42:02No, it's a little big forehead, don't you think?
42:07Colby
42:10Hello?
42:11Alright, we're coming now
42:13Esther
42:14Colby's fixed the camera
42:15Says we need to see it right away
42:20Okay
42:21So I've set it up to play for
42:23Just before the break-in
42:24Is there no sound?
42:26Not on this model
42:27But
42:28Look
42:36Oh, that's not good
42:47I went there to
42:48Beg him to leave
42:50I said I could
42:52Cope with
42:53Being unhappy
42:55As long as my
42:56Children fell safe and
42:59Loved
42:59Instead of abandoned
43:02I didn't know Matthew had followed me
43:04What happened?
43:06What happened after Matthew smashed the camera
43:08Did he go into the shed
43:08Take the latex?
43:09No, he'd
43:10He'd just
43:11Left
43:11He didn't take anything
43:13Holly
43:13He didn't take it
43:14He wouldn't
43:15You don't understand
43:17Please
43:17I have
43:19Nothing else to say
43:20You
43:20You have to go
43:23We will need to talk to Matthew about this incident
43:26Oh yes
43:27And Craig too
43:27When he's fully conscious
43:29Is he allowed visitors?
43:31No
43:31Not yet
43:32Soon
43:34Benji
43:36Benji
43:37Can you stop that?
43:38You put the pipe down
43:39It's not a toy
43:41Sorry
43:46DS Williams
43:53Hi
43:59Wait, okay
44:02It's Lucy
44:04Craig's awake and responsive
44:05She says we can question him
44:08Ask her if he has a cut
44:10On his head
44:12Some kind of graze
44:14What?
44:15A cut on the back of his head
44:17Ask her to check now
44:18Please
44:18If she can
44:21D.I. Goodman
44:22Would like you to check
44:23To see if Craig
44:24Has a cut or graze
44:26On the back of his head
44:26Please Lucy
44:28Yes, no
44:32Great, one sec
44:34Yes
44:34A slight graze
44:35Why?
44:38I need to listen again
44:39To the footage we took
44:39Of the Morris dance
44:40Oh, not again
44:41Which one?
44:42Both of them
44:44I knew these held the answer
44:45But it wasn't that
44:47I couldn't see it
44:48It was that
44:49I just
44:50Didn't
44:51Hear it
44:52Close your eyes
44:53Please
44:54All of you
44:55Listen
44:55For what?
44:57Your favourite
44:57The knock-a-hole tune
44:59This
45:00Is from the rehearsal
45:01We did yesterday
45:02Lunchtime
45:09Now this
45:10Is from the music
45:11From the actual dance
45:12When Craig suffered
45:13His allergy attack
45:19They're different
45:20Exactly
45:21In the rehearsal
45:23Holly's pipe plays throughout
45:24But on the night of the dance
45:26Holly's pipe stops prematurely
45:27Leaving only the fiddle
45:28And drum playing
45:29Meaning what?
45:30That Holly was the one
45:32That tried to kill Craig
45:34She was standing directly
45:35Behind Craig
45:36As the side danced
45:37She pretends to keep playing
45:39But slips a metal dart
45:40Fashed from a fishing fly hook
45:42Coated in latex
45:43Into the end of her pipe
45:44Everybody was watching
45:45The dancers
45:45No one's looking at her
45:47When Craig got close
45:48She uses her pipe
45:49As a weapon
45:50To shoot the dart
45:51At the back of his head
45:53Penetrating the skin
45:54Guaranteed
45:55The latex reaction
45:56Will be at its most severe
45:57She then carries on
45:58Playing as normal
45:59It stops as Craig falls
46:01And rushes to his aid
46:02She had to reach him first
46:03To get rid of the dart
46:04Hence the nick
46:05And bruise into the head
46:06Calling out for help
46:07And acting distressed
46:08Just bolstered her alibi
46:09Holly!
46:10No one would suspect her
46:12Everyone thought
46:13She was Craig's lover
46:15But she was his lover
46:16Wasn't she?
46:17Why would she try and kill him?
46:18Because the person
46:19Craig was having an affair with
46:20Wasn't Holly
46:22It was her husband
46:24Matthew
46:26Holly was a fishing widow
46:28In more ways than one
46:29You were right about the clothing
46:32Craig did have something
46:33His lover wore
46:36He had his shirt
46:40Only he took it from Matthew
46:42As a keepsake for when Matthew
46:43Stayed home
46:44Playing doting husband and father
46:46To Holly and his kids
46:47And Holly knew what was happening
46:50She was talking about Matthew
46:52Outside the community centre
46:53I just wish
46:55Craig hadn't come here
46:57It's changed everything
46:59You can't help
47:00Who you fall in love with
47:01But you can decide
47:02What you do about it
47:04You can choose to stop
47:06Seeing them
47:07Even if it makes you
47:07Really unhappy
47:09You have to
47:12I doubt Craig's the first indiscretion
47:13Holly's had to put up with
47:14But she'd always tolerated it
47:16As long as it was temporary
47:17Then Craig decided to stay
47:19To fight
47:20For his new life
47:22And Holly couldn't let that happen
47:24She made one final appeal
47:26Begging him to leave
47:27She knew Matthew's punch
47:29Wouldn't change things
47:30Even if he wanted it to
47:32Craig wasn't going to accept that
47:35He was going to force Matthew to choose
47:37So Holly knew
47:38She had to act
47:41So when Matthew left
47:42She went straight into the shed
47:45And took
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