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Crackhead S01E06 (2026)
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00:03Get me a fucking robot!
00:05I want you to be in the league!
00:32How could you be so fucking irresponsible?
00:35Oh please!
00:35Michael Douglas skips the performance of a life.
00:38Douglas steps out onto the ledge of a building and contemplates suicide!
00:41That's not all he does!
00:42You are missing the point, Edward!
00:44I'll cover all of those your hair.
00:45It should be disgusted, Eddie.
00:46Why did you choose that movie?
00:48I already told you, Douglas skips.
00:50Why did you choose that movie?
00:51Because Douglas doesn't fucking die!
01:00Because he doesn't fucking die.
01:12And you're angry that Graham did?
01:14He left us.
01:17No one left to feel the shit he was too afraid of.
01:20I get why he did it.
01:22He was in too much pain.
01:23He couldn't see a way out.
01:24Fuck off, Frankie!
01:27Suicide's the cowards were here.
01:28He takes real fucking courage to live.
01:31Now what?
01:32Hmm?
01:33Huh?
01:34Black box runnin' in the fucking ground!
01:37No, man.
01:39Graham's like the one.
01:43But no one.
01:45Fucking no one.
01:49You still talking about Graham?
01:54You're not alone, Eddie.
02:15No, Eddie!
02:34I need to talk to you.
02:36I'm not a drop-in service, Frankie.
02:39Sorry, I'm...
02:41Just five minutes?
02:44Everyone deals with grief differently.
02:47How do you feel about it?
02:49I get why you did it.
02:51Have you thought about suicide?
02:54I mean, I don't want to die, but...
02:56What?
03:00I'm not sure about living either.
03:04Are you...
03:06When have you thought about it?
03:10When Dad was dying.
03:13I think I'm a schizophrenic!
03:17I'm sorry, no, I didn't expect that.
03:19What makes you think that?
03:20I googled my symptoms.
03:22I think I've got what Mitch has.
03:24What symptoms?
03:25I keep hearing and seeing shit that's not there.
03:27I thought it was withdrawals, but it's different.
03:28I see carpet, it disappears.
03:30I hear stuff that's not real.
03:31I don't think you're schizophrenic.
03:32Then what the fuck is wrong with me?
03:36Maybe there's a part of you, of your mind,
03:39indicating that there's something that you need to heal.
03:41Like a recurring dream or resurfacing memories.
03:47Sobriety can sometimes reveal repressed memories.
03:50There's nothing to fear.
03:52It's a memory.
03:53It can't hurt you.
03:56Uncovering what it means, that's just all part of your healing.
03:59So I can fix it.
04:02It's helpful to face those memories rather than fearing them.
04:08We should probably chat about Emerson Dentsy, his death.
04:13Your drink driving...
04:13Is it my fucking fault?
04:20Do you read it, man?
04:22Please leave it, please leave it, please.
04:24Call me back, I'm reading it.
04:34Cleansing the waters of our emotions.
04:45Release your feelings through the movement.
04:57Left, right, forward, back.
05:02Left, right, forward, back.
05:05Feel the music in your loins, Francis.
05:11Orang-a-sticc!
05:15Orang-a-sticc!
05:31Get back here!
05:43But I'm sorry!
05:44I never thought she'd take the pills, and you were meant to go to the hospital!
05:47I didn't need any of it!
05:48He fucking needed me!
06:00He's dead!
06:01Because I wasn't dead!
06:02Stop him!
06:05It's why you were always on the roof with him.
06:08I'm sorry!
06:09I'm sorry!
06:10I'm sorry!
06:12Get off!
06:15Get out of me!
06:17I'm sorry!
06:25What the fuck?
06:47You dumb fucking druggie
06:53Okay
06:57I'm really sorry about the grams
07:01Fuck up
07:04Oi Frankie, I'm sorry about
07:11Yeah, that prosthetic costs 10 grand
07:13Sure, yeah, that's a lot, that's a lot
07:17Well, I might stop calling you a rang-a-sank
07:20Yeah, nubby's way better
07:24Nubby, nubby, nubby
07:25Fuck out
07:26Nubby, nubby, nubby
07:34Kitchen's been giving me the runaround, so I reckon
07:36Bullshit, Frankie's up
07:37And who the fuck is Lydia sleeping with?
07:40Do you reckon she's sneaking out again?
07:41Uh, if we could just stick to the grocery
07:43Simon's been asking about the father
07:46About clinic protocol
07:47Who's Simon?
07:48Lydia's doctor at the hospital
07:49He's not the only one with the questions
07:52If we could just stick to
07:54Something on your mind
07:57My patients
07:58Our patients
07:58Have been talking about the suicide
08:00How certain staff missed his warning
08:02Yeah, what about certain staff
08:03responsible for Mitch's psychotic break?
08:06I knew exactly what I was doing with her
08:07Mitch has been here for three years
08:08And she has some...
08:09And in three years, how much progress has she made?
08:11We don't have time, actually, for this
08:12At the moment
08:13Experimenting with patients' meds
08:14Is dangerous behaviour
08:16It's progressive behaviour
08:17Bloody, if we could just...
08:19What?
08:19Sorry
08:20I don't want to add any shit
08:21To an already shit situation
08:22Because it is, right?
08:23But if we could just do the grocery budget
08:26Um
08:28So I've been thinking
08:29About a few ways that we could cut expenses
08:33Oh, hi there
08:34I'm Eddie
08:35I'm a sex addict
08:36A drug addict
08:37And, I mean, some might say
08:39An alcoholic
08:40And tonight, Michael
08:41I'm not cleaning these fucking windows!
08:44Come on!
08:45Fuck off!
08:45Don't be a dickhead!
08:47Just clean the fucking windows!
08:49Stop that!
08:50Lydia
08:51It's a good time
08:52Is there a rag here with your name on it?
08:54Fuck that
08:55It's not optional
08:56We're a community
08:58Everyone gets stuck in
09:01Where is Frankie?
09:02She can't clean?
09:03Why not?
09:04The chemicals are bad for the baby
09:15Everything I can here?
09:17Oh
09:18Baby cramuses
09:19Mmm, outie
09:23Is there something else?
09:24Yeah, I just wanted to remind you about your blood test today
09:27Yeah, yeah, sweet
09:28Yeah, great chance
09:29Check on the baby
09:31Oh
09:32Oh, wait, what?
09:34We'll check the baby at the same time
09:36Oh, no, it's fine
09:36It's your cramps
09:38I think we should check the baby
09:39I don't think we need to check the baby
09:40We need to check the baby
09:40You don't have to check the baby!
09:46I had a miscarriage last night
09:49Where?
09:51Where what?
09:52Where did you expel the fetus?
09:55The toilet?
09:57Mmm
09:59That's a shame
10:00Yeah
10:01At least now you can help clean
10:03But I had a miscarriage
10:05Then do the low windows
10:19Oi
10:23Move
10:23Or I'll fucking move you
10:25I'd love you to make a move on me
10:29The seat is taken
10:31By who?
10:32A fucking ghost
10:34Huh?
10:43Come on
10:44Come on
10:50Oh, fuck
10:53Hey
11:00What's your favourite?
11:02I've eaten
11:06So what you doing?
11:10Em
11:13Orange and red here
11:13Yellow and green there
11:14Blue tones there
11:15Purple and pink on the bottom
11:17Your baby's dead, by the way
11:20Frankie had an abortion
11:49What do you want, Frankie?
11:50Oh, hi
11:51You all good?
11:54Actually, there's something we need to discuss
12:00Have you had the pills yet?
12:02What?
12:03Pills?
12:03The abortion pills
12:05Yeah
12:06Yeah, it was awful
12:08Lots of cramps and bleeding and...
12:12Oh
12:14Are you okay?
12:15Yeah, yeah, yeah
12:16I'm okay
12:19Are you guys okay?
12:21How do you mean?
12:24Just...
12:25How are you?
12:27Why do you keep calling, Frankie?
12:31It's this place
12:34A man
12:35Graham, he jumped off the roof
12:38Is he okay?
12:40Is he okay?
12:40No, he died
12:42Really badly
12:45You're not
12:46What?
12:48Because if anything like that happened to you
12:50No, no, I'm...
12:53I mean, it's hard here
12:54But I'm okay
13:00What did you want to discuss?
13:03It was just about the abortion
13:08Okay
13:10I'll see you next week
13:11Sure
13:13Sure
13:13Yeah
13:15One moreéš
13:24Oh
13:24Oh
13:30Too bad
13:34Sure
13:41Well
13:42I'm just kidding
13:43Yeah
13:43Oh
13:43Right.
13:44Four.
13:46Five.
13:56What the fuck are you doing?
13:58Hey, I'm just...
14:00I don't know, releasing emotions and shit.
14:04Can you hear that?
14:06No.
14:11You okay?
14:12Everywhere I look, I see him.
14:20The lawnmower!
14:21You really can't hear that?
14:23No.
14:25Can we, like, go out for the night?
14:27I just did a drug test. I'm not doing it for a while.
14:34Fuck yes!
14:57Okay, so, as long as we're back by five...
14:59Yes!
14:59Yeah, and you're sure that there's no way they'll be able to...
15:01Shh!
15:01Joe!
15:02We're fine.
15:03Okay.
15:07Santa!
15:08Fuck!
15:12Sonnet!
15:12Boom!
15:14Woo!
15:15That was fucking average!
15:16Hey!
15:17Chicken!
15:18Fuck you!
15:22Fuck you!
15:23Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:28Yeah!
15:28Ha ha ha ha!
15:31Let's go!
15:33Fuck you!
15:36Off, all the fools!
15:38Ha ha ha ha!
15:42Ah ha ha ha!َهْ
15:42Ha ha ha!
15:44Look at that!
15:47No! I'll
15:48shoot all
15:49the rules!
16:10It's your relapse, how do you want to kick it off?
16:17Vodka, times two.
16:32I just, I just need a minute.
17:00What's happening to you?
17:03Tell me about it.
17:04What's happening to you?
17:04I can't get you.
17:19Same again.
17:20Same again.
17:28Okay, okay, never have I ever been thrown in the slammer.
17:31Oh, go, Dad.
17:33Come on.
17:36Never have I ever fucked the vodka.
17:39Oh, my God.
17:40Sweet.
17:41Work use, bro.
17:43All right.
17:44Never have I ever fucked a guy and then shout on him.
17:49Fuck this guy.
17:53Hey.
17:54Do you want to know a secret?
17:56You dead fucking guy and shit on him.
17:58No.
17:59You dumb fuck, Mike.
18:01He's a baby daddy.
18:03You fucking know Mike?
18:04Yeah.
18:08I fucked my sister's husband.
18:10Oh, shit.
18:14Just a slut.
18:15Just a slut.
18:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
18:17Oh, fuck.
18:18Okay, come on then.
18:19Come on then.
18:19Drink it up.
18:20Come on.
18:20Come on, Jug.
18:21Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug.
18:23Jump, Jug, Jug.
18:25Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug.
18:27Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug, Jug.
18:30I'm the man who's at the function.
18:31Say the address, comes off your hands.
18:33Flip the mattress off.
18:35Please just drop the act.
18:36I don't know you, cuz.
18:37What's the haps?
18:38Yeah.
18:38No.
18:38I don't wanna hear about who, what?
18:40Chat in my head, not true
18:41Jack, packs in the air
18:43Black, and then you get back
18:44When we got two pounds
18:45That's facts, I'm not gonna stop
18:47I don't know, I'll be on point like snare
18:50I'll be on point like that
18:51He's telling me ain't cause
18:52We just came for the base
18:54There's no phones in the place
18:56She's trying to get saved
18:57Really, we got that shit from her face
18:59We just came for the base
19:01There's no phones in the place
19:03She's trying to get saved
19:05Really, we got that shit from her face
19:11I...
19:12Oh...
19:18Fuck
19:19Fuck
19:21Okay
19:26Okay
19:32Boom, bitch got house on you
19:34Woo, bitch got house on you
19:36Yo
19:39You know
19:40Like in Oz
19:50Fuck you, L-Cat's feet
19:52Oh shit, sorry
19:54That wasn't...
19:56My bad
20:02You know I forgive you, I...
20:04For the rat
20:07Cause I know it was you
20:10I know, I know, I know, I know
20:12I wasn't, I wasn't gonna bring it up
20:13But I just
20:16I don't want any secrets between us, you know
20:19I don't...
20:22I don't...
20:24Kid dog
20:26You can do...
20:33Fuck, I miss a show
20:38So
20:39I'll get
20:44Yo
20:44This guy looks real good for growth
20:46Oh
20:49Fuck
20:51Oh-
20:51Fuck
20:52Fuck
20:52Fuck
20:52Fuck
20:53Fuck
20:53Fuck
20:53Fuck
20:53Fuck
20:53Fuck
20:54Nut
20:55Nut
20:55Nut
20:55Nut
20:55Nut
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