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00:01Today, my daughter Salish has only five hours
00:04to turn this house into a five-star resort.
00:07Whoa!
00:09Definitely five-star chocolate.
00:11The most important part of a luxury hotel
00:14is the first impression, so just watch this.
00:16I got this covered.
00:17The reason Salish is doing this is because next week
00:20we are supposed to go on a vacation with the Anazala family,
00:23but she just found out that she can't miss gymnastics.
00:26So I want to build a resort.
00:27Right, so that she can convince the Anazala family
00:29to stay here instead.
00:31Every nice hotel has a big pot of flowers, and so will we.
00:35We only have five hours, so we have to hurry.
00:44No!
00:45Dude, what?
00:46Flowers aren't that big of a deal anyway.
00:47What?
00:48I just thought of an even better idea than flowers.
00:50Wait, see what I do.
00:51Come on, Dad.
00:52This is going to be a long day.
00:53What are we doing?
00:54We're going to build a huge, lazy river in this entire place
00:57because that's what fancy resorts have.
00:59Lazy river?
01:00This whole space you're going to fill?
01:01Yeah.
01:02You can't do that.
01:03Yes, I can.
01:03Just trust me.
01:04You're not going to be able to do it today.
01:05What's this?
01:06You have to go get those things.
01:07That's all the other stuff I need.
01:09I'll bet you that I can get the lazy river finished
01:11before you can get back with the stuff.
01:13Okay, I'll bet you.
01:14Okay.
01:14If I do, you have to do whatever I say for the rest of the day.
01:17Okay.
01:18That's no problem.
01:18You can't do it.
01:19Good luck.
01:20Okay.
01:20When is he going to learn that I planned for these things?
01:23I am currently outside of Jordan's house hiding in this box truck.
01:26He has no idea I'm here.
01:27There's no chance you can do an entire lazy river in a few hours.
01:31No way.
01:31Okay, there's Jordan's Tesla right there.
01:35Jordan just left.
01:36I'm going in.
01:36I'm going in.
01:36I'm going in.
01:37Perfect timing.
01:37Little did I know that Sailor sent me shopping
01:40so she could sneak Matthew Beam in to help her build the lazy river.
01:44I am inside.
01:45Jordan has no idea of here.
01:46Bring it over here.
01:47Forward.
01:48Stop.
01:49Perfect.
01:49Of course I had to call Matthew Beam and his team of builders to make this happen.
01:54How much time do we have?
01:54Oh, don't worry about that.
01:55Let's go.
01:56I'm super safe for the lazy river because I know Mila and Noah are going to love it.
02:00Sailor called me last week.
02:02She is trusting me to build this lazy river.
02:04Jordan doesn't think that we can do it, but he doesn't know that I am the secret weapon.
02:07Sailor came up with the idea of doing this five-star resort by seeing the royalty family
02:11doing a similar video.
02:13If she hadn't seen that video, I wouldn't be driving all over L.A. right now.
02:16Thanks, guys.
02:16Anyways, on to my next thing, and it has something to do with the stairs.
02:20We told the Anazala family that we're having a pool party tonight,
02:23and they have no idea we're making a resort just for them.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27There's so much on this list.
02:28I'm at Target.
02:28Hopefully, I can get almost everything here.
02:30Sailor said sheets.
02:31That's all she said, and there's like 100 different kinds of sheets here.
02:35I don't think thread count matters.
02:36I'm just going to get the cheap one.
02:37One time, I actually turned my house into a fish tank and flooded everything.
02:40We do not want that to happen today.
02:42This entire house is about to turn into a massive construction site.
02:44I need to get to work.
02:45So, me and my team have actually been working on this lazy river.
02:47It's our job to bring this to life.
02:49Calling Anaz to remind him of the pool party.
02:52Hey, just calling you real quick.
02:53Make sure you're still on for the pool party tonight.
02:55Oh, we're getting ready.
02:56Are you ready for the pool party?
02:58Oh, Mila.
02:59Party?
03:00Yep.
03:02We're excited for the pool party.
03:03Don't be late, okay?
03:04Be on time.
03:05Have you ever seen me be late?
03:06Yeah, that's why I'm saying be on time.
03:09Bye.
03:10Salish, why do you need so many things?
03:11While I struggle with the shopping list, Salish gets started on the second part of her transformation.
03:16I've never seen this in a hotel before, but I need this resort to get five stars, so I'm going
03:22to build a slide.
03:23No!
03:25Oh, back to square one.
03:27Salish feels so bad that she can't do this vacation that she is going absolutely overboard to make it perfect.
03:33We actually built this lazy river in eight different sections, so we need to begin installing them.
03:37And then we can add the water, I think.
03:38I've never actually done this before.
03:39We have a reservation with the Anazawa family for next week at a resort.
03:43And tonight is the last chance we have to cancel.
03:46That's why we're in such a rush.
03:47Next up is dirt, so I'm at Home Depot, but say, why do you need dirt?
03:51All of this is dirt.
03:53Dirt is dirt.
03:53What's the difference, say?
03:54This is organic, so I guess it's good.
03:56It kind of smells funky, though.
03:57We actually have a massive problem.
03:58You want me to build a lazy river, and I only have this water ball to fill it with.
04:01I got some water.
04:03Oh!
04:05Salish.
04:05What?
04:06We haven't waterproofed it yet.
04:07Oh, my bad.
04:08Oh!
04:08I've got one more stop, and then I'm headed back.
04:10And there is absolutely no way that Salish has already built a lazy river, so I don't have to do
04:15what she says today.
04:15Ready?
04:16Three, two, one.
04:18Perfect.
04:18Salish and Mila have always had a great bond, and Salish really doesn't want to disappoint Mila.
04:24Salish feels genuinely bad, especially for Mila, that she can't go on this vacation we've all been looking forward to.
04:29So Salish is legitimately trying to convince the Anazala family that this house is going to be better than an
04:35actual resort.
04:36There's no chance she can get all this done in five hours.
04:39I'm going to build this whole area into a kid's zone, so Mila and Noah will love it.
04:44I actually built this lazy river in eight different sections.
04:46We have a few more pieces to go, and then we can add the water.
04:48I'm going to name this whole resort Smila Resort to make sure that Mila gives me five stars.
04:53This is going to be an awesome smoothie bar.
04:55Party city, $1 balloons, how hard could it be?
04:58What kind of balloons, Salish?
04:59It's like a thousand different kinds of balloons.
05:00This is going to be an amazing spa to make sure Salah gives me five stars.
05:05Woo, it's hot here.
05:07Okay.
05:08Oh.
05:09Ah!
05:10This is perfect for a slip inside, and I have just the thing.
05:14What's this one going to do?
05:15No!
05:20This kid is killing me.
05:21Do you have, like, your dad's location?
05:23Like, how do we know when he's going to be back?
05:24He's lived, like, a couple hours.
05:25I have to do a check-in, jets, and this has to hold water.
05:29Honestly, it can leak a little.
05:30I just need to look done, so I win the bet against my dad.
05:33No, no, no!
05:35No!
05:42Yes!
05:43If we finish this before he gets back, I get to tell him what to do for the rest of
05:47the
05:47day.
05:47Good luck.
05:47You got this.
05:48One more thing.
05:48One more.
05:48You got it.
05:49No, no!
05:49I'm on the way back to the house while Salish is starting to transform the penthouse.
05:54This is the penthouse suite, but it's kind of boring, so I'm going to make it into a trampoline
05:59park.
06:00While Salish transforms the penthouse, Matthew has a lot to do before I get back.
06:04Right now, it looks more like a one-star resort.
06:06Actually, maybe zero stars.
06:07Guys, look how pretty that looks.
06:09Let's check out the towels.
06:10Ask first, Mila.
06:15Now that all the wood's in place, they're going to start laying down the tarp, making
06:18sure that our house doesn't flood with water.
06:20At least, I hope.
06:20I wonder how Salish is doing right now.
06:22The first test, is this water none?
06:32Definitely need a crash pad.
06:33Why do we need balloons?
06:35The only good thing about this is there's no way that Salish could actually finish an entire
06:38lazy river in that short amount of time, so at least I didn't lose that bet.
06:42Salish, need your help.
06:43This is really heavy.
06:44Oh, I got you.
06:45I got you.
06:45You just got this.
06:46Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:46There's one hole in this.
06:47The entire thing will flood the house.
06:49You mean hotel?
06:50Be very careful.
06:50There can't be any holes in it.
06:51I'll try.
06:52We have to hurry.
06:53We got to be quick and careful.
06:55Good enough.
06:55Now all we have to do is fill up with water.
06:57We have a lot of work to do before that, but we're close.
06:59Please hurry.
07:00My dad's about to be home.
07:01Thank you so much.
07:04Salish.
07:05Just get out of my...
07:06This kid gets me crazy.
07:08Whoa, Matthew.
07:09This looks awesome.
07:10Let's go.
07:11We did it.
07:11Thank you so much.
07:12We did it.
07:13Since we made this lazy river so big, we have an entire water truck coming to fill it.
07:16Here it is now.
07:22Oh, Salish.
07:23Jordan didn't think that this would be possible.
07:25We have to prove him wrong.
07:26It's team Salish all the way.
07:27We're almost back, and at least she didn't finish the lazy river.
07:29Go over.
07:30You sit on your seat.
07:31Just chill.
07:34Lazy river is finished.
07:35Time to fill it.
07:36Fire it up.
07:38Whoa.
07:39There's so much water.
07:41This is insane.
07:42It's filling so fast.
07:43There is no way.
07:44How?
07:44Who are these people?
07:46What?
07:46What is this?
07:47No.
07:48You're absolutely no.
07:49No.
07:50No.
07:51Matthew, you are killing...
07:53What?
07:54Sounds like Jordan just lost.
07:55Now you have to do everything I say.
07:57Starting with getting soaking wet.
07:59No.
08:00No.
08:00You...
08:02I'm sorry, Jordan.
08:04Team Salish, we did it.
08:05Thank you so much.
08:06Good luck on the rest of it.
08:07I'm giving this place five stars.
08:09I cannot believe that Matthew flew all the way from Colorado to help her win yet again.
08:14And by the way, what's this for?
08:15Why have I been going all over looking for dirt?
08:17Oh, you'll find out.
08:19Oh, no.
08:19Dad, this is your mud bath.
08:21You have to test it before Emma's come.
08:23No, I'm not going to do it.
08:24Can I have one thing I don't...
08:29Oh, that's actually legit.
08:31Is it worse than my ice bath?
08:32Oh, that's nasty.
08:34All right, Dad, this is going to exfoliate.
08:35You're going to look so young.
08:37Oh, this is...
08:39Just to make it a little better, just some nice spray.
08:42That's not helping.
08:43Okay, now going under.
08:45What?
08:45Oh!
08:46Yes, you got to go all the way under, Dad.
08:47Why?
08:48You know there are probably worms in there?
08:50And like slugs and ants and stuff.
08:52Now, this is a five-star treatment.
08:55It's premium for our guests, but you should go under to really fix all the wrinkles.
09:00I'm not going all over.
09:00You have to.
09:01Remember the bet?
09:02One, two...
09:04Oh, this is not...
09:08Ew.
09:10I'm not sure Anazal is going to like this.
09:12I'm giving this spa one star.
09:14Where did Salish go?
09:15We saved it.
09:17Salish!
09:17Can I get a towel?
09:18While I wash off, the rest of the team is filling up the Lazy River, and it looks super cool.
09:24The Lazy River is finally finished.
09:26Check it out.
09:26There's the check-in desk.
09:28This is so much fun.
09:29I should put this in my bedroom.
09:30They're going to be here at any second, and they have to give it five stars.
09:33I mean, who wouldn't?
09:34Time to test the stair slide.
09:36I don't want to do the stair slide.
09:37Come on, Dad.
09:38Can I push you?
09:38No, I don't know.
09:39No, you guys!
09:40Okay, I don't know.
09:41Is it safe?
09:42Whoa!
09:45That was actually fun.
09:47You should do it.
09:47Yay!
09:48Milo's going to love it.
09:49Oh, my gosh.
09:49Yes!
09:50It's going to be such a five-star slide.
09:52Whoa!
09:55Whoa!
09:56That was so much fun.
09:57All right, Dad.
09:58This is the first inflatable in the kids' up.
10:00Okay?
10:00Let's see if we can do a flip.
10:01This is cool.
10:03Noah and Milo are going to love this.
10:04Okay, that's awesome.
10:05What the heck?
10:07No!
10:07Let's go.
10:08Salish, what happened to you?
10:09No!
10:10What happened?
10:10No!
10:11No!
10:12No!
10:12No!
10:12What happened?
10:14No!
10:14What?
10:15It's not turning on.
10:16No!
10:16It's not turning on.
10:17Dude, you just broke it.
10:18Well, I broke it, but I think you need to go get a new one.
10:21No, I'm not going to get a new one.
10:22I just got home.
10:23Thank you so much, Dad.
10:24No!
10:24I don't want to go get a new one.
10:24I'm really sorry.
10:26I'm so sorry.
10:27Just got off the phone with the inflatable place.
10:28They've got one more, the exact same one.
10:31Team Jordan!
10:32Slip inside is all done.
10:33Now we just have to add the soap and water.
10:35I think that's good on the soap.
10:37Okay, turn it on.
10:38That's awesome.
10:39The name of the resort is Mila Resort, so now it's time to decorate the pool.
10:43Oh, what about right here?
10:44That is actually perfect.
10:47No!
10:47Mila has to give this five stars with this name.
10:50This is so cool.
10:51Let's check it out.
10:57We finally got this thing set up, and it might be the coolest thing, but actually, we got
11:03this one thing that's coming at the end of the day, and Mila's going to get so excited
11:07over it.
11:08It's going to be so cool.
11:09She's going to love it.
11:09This looks awesome now, but just wait until there's more balloons.
11:12Push them in, Sandy!
11:15So far so good.
11:16Woo, yeah!
11:18If you think I can do this all by myself, no way.
11:21I have a full team.
11:23Five Star Resorts has the best service, so that means I need some employees.
11:27Hi, Jamie.
11:28You want to work at the Samila Resort?
11:29I really do.
11:30All right, cool.
11:31Good for you.
11:31The first question is, if a guest calls at 3 a.m., what would you do?
11:35I take care of it.
11:37What if they ask for you to wash their clothes?
11:40Then I guess I'm washing their clothes.
11:41Interesting.
11:42Why are you writing?
11:43Do you speak any other languages?
11:45If you hire me, I'll learn Spanish, I'll learn French, I'll learn Italian.
11:50But you don't know any right now?
11:51Not at the moment, but give me a week or two.
11:54Okay.
11:54How well do you handle pressure?
11:56I handle it really well.
11:57Like really well?
11:58Uber well.
11:58Really, really well?
11:59Like so well.
12:00Like very well.
12:01Like so well.
12:02Well, congrats.
12:03You moved on to the next round.
12:04Yes.
12:04Why would you like to work here?
12:06Very passionate about hotel services.
12:08I have a lot of experience.
12:09So where have you worked before?
12:11What hotel have you worked at?
12:12Hotel mania.
12:14It's a real hotel.
12:15If someone woke up at 3 a.m. and needed service, what would you do?
12:19I'm going to serve them because that's what kind of person I am.
12:21Okay.
12:22And if they ask you to do your laundry?
12:24Oh, that's one step too far.
12:25I don't know how to do laundry.
12:26Oh.
12:26I mean, yes, I would.
12:28So how do you do laundry exactly?
12:30You put it in the dryer.
12:32You dry it up and then you put it in the washer to get it all soapy and clean.
12:35So why do you want to work here?
12:37I'm really good at managing people.
12:40You know, I like to be the boss.
12:41I'm the boss.
12:42I like to kind of listen.
12:44Fine, you're moving on to the next round.
12:45Yeah, baby, woo!
12:46The second part of the interview is we have to see how fast you can do your job.
12:51You guys have to have a race without spilling.
12:53Oh, this is easy.
12:53I'm so ready.
12:54You're done.
12:55Oh, it's going to bubble.
12:55It's going to bubble.
12:56Beautiful amount.
12:57That's so great.
12:58That's so...
12:58Oh, my God.
12:59Wait.
13:01No, okay.
13:01You can go...
13:02Salish!
13:02Three, two, one, start!
13:04Oh, my God.
13:04Oh, you're toast, buddy.
13:06Oh, you're toast.
13:07Look how fast I'm...
13:08Come on, Jamie.
13:08Let's go a little faster.
13:09Look how far behind she is.
13:10Jamie, let's go a little faster.
13:12Bye-bye.
13:13Slow and steady wins the race.
13:15I don't even...
13:20Go, Jamie.
13:21Go, Jamie.
13:22Go, Jamie.
13:23And look at that.
13:24Perfectly executed.
13:25Yes, Jamie won.
13:26All right.
13:27Well, you can go back home before you clean that up.
13:31Cheers.
13:33Congrats, Jamie.
13:34You're hired.
13:35Really?
13:35How much am I getting paid?
13:37Nothing.
13:37What?
13:38Yeah.
13:40Well, I guess you guys have to wear the uniforms.
13:42Wait.
13:43What?
13:43What?
13:44What?
13:48Actually, ow.
13:49Ow!
13:51Salish!
13:52Ah!
13:54No, I'm good.
13:54I'll do it by myself.
13:57My dad got the replacement inflatable.
13:59Now it's time to fill the ball pit.
14:02Perfect.
14:03I think we're pretty much almost done.
14:06No, no, no, Sandy.
14:07Don't show it yet.
14:08You can't spoil it.
14:09But I have an expert to test it out and tell me if it's good enough.
14:12This is Evie.
14:13She's a wish kid.
14:14And today we're granting that wish.
14:16My wish is to meet Salish.
14:17And my wish came true today.
14:19It is so important that the Anazala family give us five stars that we've brought in a consultant
14:24for the spa.
14:25The one and only Dar Mann.
14:26Good to see you, man.
14:27Thanks for bringing me in.
14:28Dar has been to pretty much every five-star spa, like, in the world, practically.
14:33Tell us what we need to do to make sure this gets five stars from the Anazala family.
14:37I think you're off to a pretty good start.
14:39You might need to increase the thread count because you want the softest sheets possible.
14:43Totally.
14:43You're trying to get that five-star.
14:44Yes, I agree.
14:45I don't think thread count matters.
14:48Lotions, aromatherapy.
14:49I would say this is pretty good.
14:51I'll give this, like, a four-star right now.
14:53Do you want to do a mic check?
14:54Mic check!
14:56That was really awesome.
14:57You should be an actor.
14:59Do you know any TikTok dances?
15:00Yeah.
15:10That was awesome, Evie.
15:11You did so well.
15:12Now it's time for the next part.
15:13Come on, let's go.
15:14It's a mud.
15:15Seth, what kind of mud is this?
15:17I don't think this is actually for bathing.
15:19This is fertilizer for plants.
15:21That means there's manure in here.
15:25So, you didn't get in this.
15:28Did you, Jordan?
15:28I would never go in that.
15:32That's mostly poop.
15:34Cool.
15:34I'm going to jump in the ball pit in three, two, one.
15:37Evie is the perfect judge because if she likes it, Mila and Noah will love it.
15:42Yay, that was so funny.
15:44Yeah.
15:45Do you think Mila and Noah are going to like this ball pit?
15:47Probably, yeah.
15:48Okay, perfect.
15:49I want you to enjoy the kid's zone and tell me how it is afterwards.
15:52I'm going to go finish my work, okay?
15:54Okay.
15:54Bye.
15:55I'll be back.
15:58I could probably give you a five stars.
16:00Who's your masseuse?
16:01It all depends on that.
16:02We don't have one, I don't think.
16:04I actually know just the guy.
16:07Evie finished the kid's zone.
16:08What do you think about it?
16:09It's five out of five.
16:10I love it.
16:11Yes.
16:12Okay, this is going to be perfect.
16:13What do you think the Onizola family is going to rate it?
16:15I hope they like it as much as I do.
16:18Five stars.
16:19The trend in five-star resorts is face massage and honestly, Ike is the best guy.
16:25I'm not so sure about this, Dar.
16:27You got nothing to worry about.
16:30Just relax.
16:32Finally.
16:33This is actually very relaxed.
16:35Keep going.
16:35Just trust the process.
16:38Okay.
16:39Okay.
16:41You're going to look 10 years younger, trust me.
16:43Do we need to slap?
16:44What about just the...
16:45Right here, right here.
16:48You got to stay there.
16:49Trust the process.
16:55Healing hands.
16:58I'm going to be good.
16:59You sure you don't want to extend for another half hour?
17:01No, we're good.
17:02You look good.
17:03Uh-huh.
17:03I think this is a five-star spa now.
17:05We got our shirts on.
17:06Onizola is about to be here and here's the bell.
17:09Come on, let's go, you.
17:11Salish, dude, this is so good.
17:13I know.
17:13I just looked...
17:14How did you do this all in one day?
17:15Like, how many people did you have here?
17:17Like, 100?
17:17So, Jordan told us that we're going to be coming to a pool party.
17:21This does not look like a place for a pool party.
17:23Are you sure you put the right address?
17:24They're here.
17:25They're here.
17:25They're here.
17:25Go, go, go.
17:26They're here.
17:26Go, go, go, go, go.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:27They're going to love it.
17:30What is this?
17:32Onizola family, welcome to Smila Resort.
17:35What's going on?
17:36I'm a bell man, bell man person.
17:37I guess we're leaving.
17:38I just want to stay in the car.
17:40All right.
17:40Come on, Noah.
17:41Let's go.
17:42Come on, Mila.
17:42This is really weird.
17:43Where's Jordan?
17:43What's happening?
17:44Bell hop.
17:45Bell hop.
17:46What?
17:46What's going on?
17:47I'm sorry.
17:47Here I come.
17:48Hi.
17:48Hey, welcome to Smila Resort.
17:50What are you talking about?
17:51Yo, what are you doing, though?
17:52Stop.
17:53I'm taking you to your room.
17:54What room?
17:55What room?
17:56We're in a pool park.
17:57No, it's a very nice five-star resort.
18:00What?
18:01Is Salish driving the car?
18:03What's going on?
18:04No.
18:04I'm a good driver.
18:05Wait, wait, wait.
18:05This one's the brake?
18:07You're kidding.
18:08Which one's the brake?
18:09Yes.
18:09Mila, get out of the way.
18:10Oh, my goodness.
18:13Is this even legal?
18:14This is a five-star resort.
18:15It's the Smila Lodge.
18:16We're going to valet park your car.
18:18Of course.
18:18Wait, Salish.
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21What are they doing with the car?
18:23Why is she driving?
18:24She's like...
18:24I have anxiety.
18:26Is she supposed to be driving backwards?
18:27I will pee my pants in this car.
18:29Is this legal?
18:29Yes, it is legal.
18:30This is private property.
18:31She has an adult in the car with her.
18:32She is allowed to drive.
18:33Oh, okay.
18:35Oh, my God.
18:36Oh, my God.
18:36Do you know how to brake?
18:38Oh, whoa.
18:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:40Salish, what are you doing?
18:42You're welcome.
18:42Now get out.
18:43This was a service?
18:44That was valet.
18:45Guys didn't go anywhere.
18:47I just went at the same spot that they first were in.
18:49You know I have anxiety, right?
18:51You're going to have a really great day.
18:52I thought this was a pool party.
18:54Anazala family, welcome to the Smila Resort.
18:59Salish has spent all day building you a five-star experience.
19:03Oh, no.
19:05I would like to invite you to take the Smila Lazy River.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:11We're going in?
19:12Yes.
19:12Go slow.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Perfect.
19:15Ready?
19:15Oh, my God.
19:17Go.
19:18Whoa.
19:19Oh, my God.
19:20Are they going over?
19:21That's actually cool.
19:22Yeah, let's go.
19:24Yeah, I'm going over.
19:25What?
19:27Oh, my God.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:29Okay, no, but that was part of the plan.
19:31Your rating is going down, bro.
19:32Okay, here we go.
19:33Hi, Mimi.
19:37There we go.
19:38This is going to be so much fun.
19:39Nice and relaxing.
19:40Oh, yeah.
19:41Come on, Anazala.
19:42We are going to give you an exclusive experience today,
19:46and you're going to rate it one through five stars, okay?
19:50Okay.
19:51This is actually nice, but I wonder if it's going to be nicer
19:54than the vacation we're going to go on next week.
19:56Right, that vacation next week.
19:57Well, let's just think about this one right now.
19:59And now, let's party.
20:10Salish worked so hard today, so did everybody on the team.
20:13Let's hope.
20:14They can get off by themselves.
20:15I thought this was a five-star hotel.
20:17Oh, yes, yes, yes.
20:18Oh, okay, I think I'm good.
20:20Our clothes are a little wet.
20:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
20:22Well, we have some robes, but first, here are your drinks.
20:26Everybody just take one.
20:27This is just very expensive, nice strawberry lemonade.
20:30Oh, my God, this is actually really good.
20:32Mmm, this is really good.
20:34Yes, well, I'm going to give you the experience of your life.
20:37Follow me.
20:38No way!
20:40Oh, my God!
20:43Mimi, look at this!
20:46Chocolate!
20:47Wow.
20:48Oh, my God, I've always wanted to do this.
20:50Are we...
20:52What happened to my wife?
20:53Honey, it's not every day we're on vacation.
20:55Live life a little.
20:57Mmm, oh, my God.
20:58I've always wanted to do that.
20:59My mom never loved me.
21:01What's going on?
21:02Okay, yep, I lost my wife.
21:04Ooh, this is good.
21:07This is awesome!
21:08Salish worked so hard on this.
21:09I'm really hoping they give it five stars,
21:11and they agree to do a staycation here
21:13rather than on their vacation next week.
21:14All right, and next destination, come on over here.
21:18Ooh!
21:18Okay, we're going to bring the kids first.
21:20Walk right on up.
21:22Daddy!
21:23Oh, shoot!
21:24I got this.
21:26You ruined the ride!
21:28One star!
21:29This is a one star!
21:31That was supposed to happen.
21:32It's part of a thrill.
21:33Is this safe?
21:34It is very safe.
21:36Three, two, one.
21:37Okay, Milo, we're going to go slow.
21:39Whee!
21:41Yay!
21:43It wasn't bad.
21:44Four stars.
21:46Whee!
21:49So far, I think they're having a great time.
21:51Open for five stars.
21:53Yum!
21:54Definitely five-star chocolate.
21:56Are you guys ready to see the surprise?
21:58Oh, my...
21:58When Salish said she had a surprise for Mila,
22:01she meant it.
22:03Whoa!
22:04Look, it's a pony!
22:05Whoa, Noah, did you see it?
22:07While the kids play in the kid zone,
22:09may I escort you to the spa?
22:10Are there animals there?
22:11No.
22:12Noah, ready?
22:13Whoa!
22:14Whoa!
22:15Five stars!
22:16Welcome to the Smeela Spa.
22:19Oh, wow.
22:21Who's he?
22:21Hey!
22:22That is Ike.
22:23He will be your masseuse.
22:25He's really good.
22:25Who's in the middle?
22:27What's this?
22:29Oh.
22:29I hope my dad doesn't mind.
22:31He said no makeup,
22:32but I might be breaking that rule.
22:34I want this!
22:35This is a Spider-Man outfit!
22:37So, I need makeup, beautiful,
22:39high heels and everything.
22:41We have all of these products.
22:42Here's some face spray.
22:43Oh!
22:44Is that supposed to be in the mouth?
22:46There.
22:46See, doesn't it relax you?
22:47It's relaxing, right?
22:48It's relax...
22:50Never mind.
22:50It's a five-star hotel.
22:51Do you want me to do your makeup?
22:53Nope.
22:53It will be amazing!
22:55Every time I trust people,
22:56it goes wrong.
22:57And I know what I'm doing.
22:58I'm a professional.
22:59I think that's lipstick.
23:00It's Spider-Man!
23:02Spider-Man!
23:05My favorite is the makeup station.
23:07I hope I don't do this wrong.
23:10Oh, yeah.
23:10My dad's gonna kill me.
23:11It looks like the kids
23:12are enjoying themselves,
23:13but we still don't know
23:14if they'll give the resort five stars.
23:16I do!
23:18Look!
23:19Lotion, maybe?
23:19What is this?
23:20Oh, my God.
23:21Okay.
23:21Prep it in.
23:22It's good for your skin.
23:23Smila Spa!
23:24Five stars so far, right?
23:25Time for your massage.
23:26Hey, Ike.
23:27Hey.
23:29Relax.
23:30Okay, relax.
23:31Relax, relax, relax.
23:32What kind of massage is it?
23:33You gotta loosen up.
23:41Oh!
23:41Oh!
23:41Oh!
23:42Oh!
23:43Oh!
23:44Oh!
23:45Oh!
23:48It doesn't seem like
23:49they love the spa experience,
23:51but hopefully Noah and Mila
23:52are enjoying the KidZone.
23:54Isn't it fun?
23:55Yeah!
23:56I want you to KidZone!
23:58Whoa!
23:59All right, for the final part,
24:01who wants to go find a uniform?
24:06You got it.
24:06Mila, if you do this,
24:08you're the bravest girl in the world.
24:09It's okay.
24:10It's good to be fierce.
24:11I'll stand right next to you
24:12and I'll make sure you're fine.
24:14You got it.
24:14Ready?
24:16Good job, Mimi!
24:17Go, Mimi!
24:18Yay, Mimi!
24:20Yay!
24:22Yay!
24:23Isn't it fun?
24:24Mila, you faced your fear.
24:25I'm so proud of you.
24:26You're such a big girl.
24:27Five stars!
24:29Welcome to the Smeela Smoothie Bar.
24:31Whoa!
24:32Oh my God, I just realized
24:33it says Smeela Resort!
24:35Did you see it?
24:36I like your smell!
24:36It's so nice, right?
24:37Oh, wow.
24:37I'm sold.
24:38Five stars.
24:39I'm taking this home.
24:40You don't need to take them home
24:41because you'll be staying here.
24:42Staying here, why?
24:43Never mind.
24:43We'll talk about that later.
24:44Would you like a Smeela smoothie special?
24:46You would?
24:46Great.
24:47Watch me cook.
24:48I learned that from Salish.
24:50One, two, go!
24:53Whoa!
24:54Wow, that was a fail.
24:55What is that?
24:57Oh, wow.
24:58It's good.
25:00Are you ready for some?
25:01Hold on.
25:03I've seen bartenders do this, right?
25:04Your rating just really went down.
25:06Don't worry about the presentation.
25:07Taste it.
25:08It is...
25:11Wow!
25:12I know, right?
25:13Five stars for this.
25:15Let's go.
25:15Cheers, honey.
25:15You live once.
25:16We're going to do a dance, okay?
25:17One, two, three, four.
25:21Okay.
25:22Mila and Noah are smiling a ton,
25:24but Salish will have to impress them
25:26with the bedroom
25:27if they're going to rate it five stars.
25:29Welcome to your penthouse suite.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:34What?
25:35Uh-huh.
25:36Are those custom robes?
25:37Obviously.
25:38Or blankets?
25:38Oh.
25:39No way!
25:42Can I actually take the towels home?
25:44That's what we usually do at hotels.
25:45You steal the towels.
25:46You won't have to steal anything
25:47because you're staying.
25:48Why are we staying?
25:49Never mind.
25:50Now it's your room service.
25:53All right.
25:54Now you guys all get to lie on the bed
25:56and order room service.
25:58I was so hungry, too.
25:59I was feeling like steak with asparagus.
26:00I eat some burgers.
26:02All right.
26:02Perfect.
26:02You guys are going to get ice cream.
26:04Ice what?
26:05Ice cream.
26:06Yay!
26:08Welcome to your very own
26:10rolled ice cream restaurant.
26:14Okay, what?
26:15Vanilla ice cream.
26:15Did she lick that?
26:17Is that how you're supposed to do it?
26:19I'm a pro at this.
26:20Are you sure about that?
26:21Certain.
26:22How are you liking your stay at the Smila Resort?
26:25It was very good.
26:26Yeah, actually, this is a really nice place.
26:29The robes are comfy.
26:30Honestly, if Jordan was not a part of it,
26:33I think way better.
26:33It would be awesome, right?
26:34Way better.
26:34That's what I told him.
26:35This is every time he got involved, it got bad.
26:37It's so weird that we're having a vacation
26:39right before the vacation.
26:41I know, right?
26:41Yeah, yeah, right before our vacation.
26:45I don't know why it's not rolling.
26:46Oh, wow.
26:49Okay, that looks good.
26:50That doesn't look like the Instagram.
26:53This isn't exactly rolling.
26:55Like, it's not going as planned.
26:57It's just coming out and warm ice cream,
26:58but I guess we're done.
26:59Here's your five-star dessert.
27:02Wow.
27:02Wow.
27:06It's good, right?
27:13Dude, that's actually good.
27:15Thanks, Salish.
27:16Of course, Mila.
27:17I hope you like it.
27:18We are about to ask you to give it a one to five-star rating.
27:21I want you to realize why we invited you here today.
27:24Now, you know that we're going on a vacation next week.
27:26Yes, which we're very much looking forward to.
27:28One of us has gymnastics, and she can't leave.
27:32The resort that you chose is only a four-star resort.
27:35If this is a five-star resort,
27:37then that means you would rather stay here
27:39and vacation with us here for the week
27:40so she can still do her gymnastics.
27:42But you have to make a vote quick
27:44because in five minutes,
27:45you're going to lose your opportunity
27:46to cancel the reservation.
27:48Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
27:49Oh, my God.
27:50Oh, you booked a ticket.
27:51If you want to cancel the reservation,
27:53stay with us at this resort for a week.
27:54Come on, come on.
27:54Give us five stars.
27:56And then cancel the resort.
27:57What do you think?
27:58This was a setup.
27:59We will still go on a vacation one day.
28:00In the meantime,
28:01would you like to stay here at this five-star resort,
28:04or would you like to go to another place?
28:06I think we need a minute.
28:07This was a shock.
28:08This is all a free resort.
28:10The other one is expensive.
28:11You got one minute.
28:12Come on.
28:13Bro, come on.
28:14And now it's time for the big decision.
28:16Will they stay in our five-star resort
28:18or go on the vacation without us?
28:20What are the stars for the Smila resort?
28:23If you had just told us that Salish has gymnastics,
28:26you wouldn't have done all of this for us.
28:28We would have just canceled it.
28:30We wouldn't have done all of this.
28:32You didn't have to do it?
28:33Wait, are you?
28:34Wait, give me the stars.
28:36Cancel, cancel.
28:37Cancel, cancel.
28:40Cancel, cancel.
28:41Cancel, cancel.
28:41Cancel, cancel, hurry.
28:41Hurry, cancel.
28:43Hello?
28:44Can I book for myself?
29:03Cancel, cancel.
29:07Hey, hey.
29:08We have a county.
29:26We have to clean the Department.
29:32We have to fill the Foundation.
29:32We have a county.
29:32.
30:02.
30:32.
31:02.
31:03.
31:03.
31:03.
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