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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL EP
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Wow!
00:40Like a sea slug!
00:46For lots of research!
00:47How you doing this?
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:18Fish food ages ago.
01:20Fish food ages ago.
01:24Fish food ages ago.
01:27Fish food ages ago.
01:36Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:43I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:29Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire!
03:06The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:10We beg you!
03:12Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34FIGHT!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:51A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:16Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants, top and orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:09Mom.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:23Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:25This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy? Mommy?
10:45Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:20Somebody help me.
11:26No, no, no, no...
11:31No, no, no, no.
11:32No, no, no, no, no.
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:36Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:06You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some straight dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:38I...
12:40got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:43My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:57Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:29I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:57It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:54Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:40Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:01Whoo!
16:02Aw.
16:03My mom!
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:47two courses for the price of one
16:56you bitch
17:04jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:07about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:25god
18:29oh
18:30oh
18:31oh
18:32yeah
18:34oh
18:35oh
18:59My liege
19:01Have mercy
19:02I didn't know she was your die
19:03I swear it
19:04Please spare my life
19:06No problem
19:07Thank you my lord
19:08Thank you for your mercy
19:09Try to remember that
19:10In your next life
19:24Enjoying the show
19:35My king
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:38We swear
19:39Listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:43I will skin you alive
19:46Now
19:47Get the fuck out of my sight
19:49Yes
19:49Yes my leash
20:02My love
20:03Since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17That wild god
20:18Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:20But Poseidon
20:21Guy's long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench
20:25Right?
20:26Sea god myth
20:27Ancient history
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore
20:42The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:48You're in Hades territory
20:50Asshole
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:14If he is
21:16Tell him to get his ass out here
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:29I don't have time for this
21:31I'm not wasting it on you
21:32I need a background check
21:38You know who I am?
21:40Hades is ace
21:41You crash my spot
21:43You die here
22:07Little fish
22:08Little fish
22:09Little fish
22:16Hades
22:16The staff
22:17One shot
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:23You hiding?
22:25Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:29One
22:30Two
22:35Thank the fates
22:37The boss is here
22:43Boss
22:44This bum
22:51You idiot
22:52You idiot
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:53And we all drown
22:54You're done
22:55Get out
22:56In front of Poseidon
22:58You're ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:18I'll mobilize every team right now
23:20You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:26Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:32Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:58She's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:13We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:23A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid
24:52Stay away from my daughter
24:54Don't you dare touch her
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:16Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:21Let my daughter go
25:23No
25:24No, mommy
25:25I'm not leaving you
25:37Kid's mine
25:38You die
25:43You poisoned me
25:46My poison fog
25:48The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you from the inside
25:52Give up
25:54You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:57I'm not letting you win
26:01You're wounded
26:03You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kid's coming with me
26:10Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:13Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:18I'm gonna have some fun
26:27Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:33Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:45Run
26:45Get out of here
26:50Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:23You touch my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:31Jack
27:33What the hell just happened
27:38You okay babe
27:40So you're the boyfriend
27:41Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone in your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:05You don't lose
28:06Shut up
28:07And go
28:08Now
28:20If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:22Goes with us demon
28:25Run all you want
28:26My pack
28:28Tears you both apart
28:40No
28:42No
28:43No
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