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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy (2026) All Episodes
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:43You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:21This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:44every hallway, and every rumor.
00:03:47You need to school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:13Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44What?
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:51Chill.
00:05:53Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26What?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:26Hailey.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49What ever ends up with her must've failed an eye exam?
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened in the day and
00:08:07I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10i think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what i think it is is
00:08:17i want to be
00:08:18with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends oh thank god i honestly want
00:08:27that
00:08:27more than anything you're my soulmate like i like you so much okay well since we're dating now um
00:08:33i'm ready to send my photo wait really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:02this lighting hates me come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:13okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:20oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:30don't look at me i'm trying to provide are we i don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35get out now fine
00:09:38ow damn it
00:09:43come on
00:09:50oh
00:09:55oh
00:09:57oh
00:09:57oh
00:09:58oh
00:10:00oh
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30i don't have a boyfriend do we that is shocking
00:10:33yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me
00:10:38flirting yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:41funny
00:10:43okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways
00:10:47fine by me
00:10:51oh and um
00:10:53well the purple bra by the way
00:10:55i like it in a weird way
00:10:57i'm not even my type but
00:10:59you know power theory
00:11:00i don't know
00:11:01would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert
00:11:16cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:29oh my god
00:11:31here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:48why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:52oh this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should see it
00:11:57did you get it lindsey
00:11:58got it
00:12:02what are you doing
00:12:13what are you doing
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:33what's going on
00:12:33dude your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what's
00:12:36what's
00:12:36what's
00:12:37what's
00:12:39what's
00:12:46what's
00:12:50what's
00:12:51come on
00:12:52let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:56Stop. Delete it, please. Delete it.
00:12:59Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Stop! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:54Get off of me!
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh, my God!
00:14:01Oh, my God!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:20Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:41She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:45Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:36Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43When?
00:16:43Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:17Call me father.
00:17:18I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:21Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:41That whole family is trash.
00:17:43Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:50What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:23But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:28Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:36No.
00:18:37Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bet it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his wife's video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:00Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:10Eat it.
00:19:11No.
00:19:16Ah!
00:19:17Ah!
00:19:22Call me!
00:19:23So you think that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school.
00:19:28You're a maids daughter.
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:49Yeah, nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again, why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up. Cole we were kidding. It's ketchup. Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06I
00:20:06Think you're gonna record this
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore? Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19So tell your mom how fucked up you are you gonna hold that thing next to your face and do
00:20:24what I say
00:20:28Will you pay me alone
00:20:37Got it
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:38Let's go
00:20:40What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it? Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:02Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:04I just
00:21:06I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah, my boyfriend actually
00:21:15Well, he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:24Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:32So
00:21:33Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:39Because it's not gonna work
00:21:40I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:48How'd that online boyfriend years make you fall for her?
00:21:54He
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:58You wouldn't understand that though
00:22:04I understand better than you think
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:11Is he
00:22:13Now you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:28No, my
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:35In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:45Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:22:56I can see why he likes you
00:23:06I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:10And you will never understand that
00:23:12He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:48It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:56You live such a tough life
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:18Really? Are you okay?
00:24:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:23Who?
00:24:24Nobody
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, you can't
00:24:29I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:35So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:40We send the fireworks wild
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:46Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:03Oh, you
00:25:05Oh, me
00:25:06Why is she so lucky?
00:25:08Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:23You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:29I'm curious about you though
00:25:32Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So, are you going to prom?
00:25:58I don't know
00:26:00So you have a date?
00:26:03Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:08No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:12You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:18No way
00:26:20It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:24I'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:30I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:33Don't worry, maybe trust me too
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:57And not just bumping lips
00:27:09You're really good at this
00:27:11One day when you regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:15We can do more if you want
00:27:22Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you
00:27:53Oh shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh my god
00:28:01How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this locker
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:06Oh?
00:28:07Yeah, we're good
00:28:09I think so
00:28:17You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait
00:28:21It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:27Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:53Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:00You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06He was in a real car accident
00:29:07And according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10I can't do this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait!
00:29:14Oh shit
00:29:19What's up guys?
00:29:22Um...
00:29:23We were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:30Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:40There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:52The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:56Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro
00:29:59And knocked my ball away
00:30:07There goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:10We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem
00:30:14We don't have a problem
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:24I have the ball now
00:30:25Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:29Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:36Jake!
00:30:37Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah!
00:30:44Just one little catch
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:50Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:04You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:06I'm thinking
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer
00:31:15No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:19Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:21You have no idea
00:31:27Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:08So, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Hey, can we not?
00:32:25Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:30And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Wait
00:32:43Oh my god
00:32:50Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Cole, put me down
00:33:01Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:18New couple alert?
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:23You and I, we're not that different
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:27I think that we would make a great match
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:33I might say yes
00:33:36Jen
00:33:37You wanna go to prom
00:33:38With me
00:33:40Jen
00:33:41You wanna go to prom
00:33:41With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:44And we're both rich
00:33:45And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:49How romantic
00:33:50I think I'll pass
00:33:53You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:58Oh, here they come
00:33:58Oh, here they come
00:33:59Oh, here they come
00:34:00If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:02I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:08And the Dean's List
00:34:18Um
00:34:18I'll talk to you later
00:34:19I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:21Bye
00:34:23He's so different
00:34:24Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:29Haley?
00:34:35Haley?
00:34:38Geez
00:34:40God
00:34:46Here, I'll get it
00:34:47Yeah, I know
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care
00:34:56I do care
00:34:59Haley, I-
00:35:16Haley, I-
00:35:16Don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:20He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because
00:35:28I
00:35:28Pay attention to what you like
00:35:30Hmm
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch
00:35:33The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just
00:35:38Just tell him I'm gonna promise Jake
00:35:53Move!
00:35:55Colt is talking to Haley!
00:35:57Again!
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other Jake
00:36:00Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:03Obviously I do!
00:36:04Okay, then break them up
00:36:06Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:07Uh, what do I do?
00:36:10I've got a few ideas
00:36:16Hey look, someone will take you to prom
00:36:20Alright, I promise
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean the whole school hates me except for Jake
00:36:27And you, but you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:32Oh, hey Jake
00:36:33Hey Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was
00:36:43So
00:36:45Sexy
00:36:46You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Uh, I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:03Oh!
00:37:04Oh shit! Look up!
00:37:05Oh shit!
00:37:18Oh my god!
00:37:22Stop, guys, stop it!
00:37:24Stop, stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens
00:37:32I've gotta save Cole
00:37:33I mean, Jake
00:37:34I've gotta save Jake
00:37:40Oh my god! Principal Stephens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:45Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:05Carl, what are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:10It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:17Oh, sure. So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:26No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good. You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you, kissing you. I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:52Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:07Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:28Oh, sorry. I tripped. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jack!
00:39:33What? It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead. They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:43How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:48Oh. What are you... Are you almost crying?
00:39:52It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This squirm is burning!
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:14Oh, please. It's baking soda on water. You're fine.
00:40:17Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:44The rice trick?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:19Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online. He's really important to me.
00:41:42And...
00:41:42I'm sure...
00:41:44You're really important to him.
00:41:54You know, Cole...
00:41:56If you look past...
00:41:57All that hair gel and...
00:42:00Big ol' ego and...
00:42:02Rich kid bravara.
00:42:02Okay, okay. I... I get it.
00:42:07You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:31Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:42Oh, my God.
00:42:48Oh, morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:53Oh, my God.
00:42:58Valley Whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God. Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:31Show him what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:02Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:07What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:10What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone!
00:44:15I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:18Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:44:51I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:56Jane!
00:44:58Hey!
00:45:00Now's the time.
00:45:01Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:07Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:14Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:17Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:22Why would you do that?
00:45:23Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:24Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:29Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:33Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:41Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:49All right, all right, all right.
00:45:51Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:54Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:04Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:09It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's Cyber Boy spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:16Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:23And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:36Please.
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:39Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:45End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:46:59You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:08I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:50You look beautiful.
00:47:54Thank you, Mom.
00:48:02Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:17Hi.
00:48:18Hey, Max.
00:48:19Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:21I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:23You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:25They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:43Valley whore.
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:49Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:51Valley Whore!
00:48:56Jen.
00:48:56Why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me?
00:48:59Oh.
00:49:00I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:05Those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:10She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:24Leave me alone.
00:49:26Is there a fire?
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:29We set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:04We set off the alarm.
00:50:05We set off the alarm.
00:50:05We set off the alarm.
00:50:12Oh, man.
00:50:12Oh, man.
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:23Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:32Yes, you are.
00:50:33It's okay.
00:50:34You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:37So you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:52Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:00Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:03Obviously, the wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09So, what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:29I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:31Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:46Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:48My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:54You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:58And your mom works for me.
00:52:00Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:06Dad, stop!
00:52:07Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:15I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:18I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:26I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:56Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:07I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:15So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:36I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these love birds together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:50And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks.
00:54:08Because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole, my son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:21Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:23And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:25so we can get back to his very important
00:54:27and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:50Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game
00:55:01and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:06Stick me in your car.
00:55:14I'm a lizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:19I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:30Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I was sure you'd given this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:49And my dad threatened to follow your mom.
00:55:52And I had to wait a really long time to tell you who I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family.
00:55:58And so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:16If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard,
00:56:20but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:41I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though,
00:56:47because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:03You were always there for me.
00:57:07You're hot, man.
00:57:09You're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh,
00:57:16one of those things I said we could do.
00:57:19You never know.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:25I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:30I'm so real you.
00:57:32Just be on me.
00:57:35I'm so real you.
00:57:36I'm so real you.
00:57:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:49Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:52Ten out of ten.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:54What do again?
00:57:56Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right.
00:58:02All right, that's fair.
00:58:03I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:10What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:14Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:20Now I'm just, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:31Um, say, isn't promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:39But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:51I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:24with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:42Shh, fuck.
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:46I see you, Cole.
00:59:47You are in big trouble.
01:00:05Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:13Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:25What do you think?
01:00:30My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44What, Dan?
01:00:46I do.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:53I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:10Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:25It was fun.
01:01:27It's great to get out of here.
01:01:32Hey, our, uh...
01:01:33Are those 10 minutes up?
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But...
01:01:36Who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah.
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Hell yeah.
01:01:46Language.
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:50Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:52Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:02:00Wait.
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:05Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:12Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Haley Rod's life.
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:24Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:33You little shit.
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:44But quite frankly, you are the worst, and I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that.
01:02:54You can't do that.
01:02:55I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:02:58thi-
01:02:59Oh!
01:02:59Uh!
01:03:00Uh-uh!
01:03:02Uh-uh!
01:03:03Uh-uh!
01:03:04Uh-uh!
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:06Uh-uh!
01:03:07There was no internship!
01:03:08You lied to me!
01:03:10Uh-uh!
01:03:11Uh-uh!
01:03:13Uh-uh!
01:03:15Uh-uh!
01:03:16Haley, catch.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oof.
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no.
01:03:46That's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:51Oh, you disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:56You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:06And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:09And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:19Joy Pro.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:30I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:33That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:39I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:43Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:45Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Oh my god.
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