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00:04long time ago aliens attack us on earth now we fight on their worlds
00:11oh yeah they're gonna get it
00:17that's a lot of story for a porno game
00:32oh boy what is going on today moon crew today we are playing glass this is a pornographic semi
00:41pornographic game coming out of galico which i think is a spanish studio and they actually wound
00:49up doing like the super awesome galico racer game some years later so you know rock on with your
00:56free spirit here galico don't know what to say they're gonna be game number 668 on the road to
01:033000 you like old arcade games like subscribe join the adventure and this one is a two-player porno
01:08game so you can really rock out with your buddy at the at the arcade booth we got high warlord
01:14jc
01:15with us and this is gonna be the hot two-player co-op action we got a male and a
01:22female version
01:23and i gotta say the male version seems like it's just dudes and speedos while the female version
01:30seems like it's kind of softcore porny like youtube might have a problem with it so we're gonna be
01:35playing through the male version get ready here we go it's time to slap at them slap them whatever
01:42you want to do with them let's roll all right you go
01:59i got the angle wrong
02:16you got me on the last block yep
02:24oh hey that's a way to get around this probably i can just skip over the cutscene each time
02:33sorry moon crew you're never your delicate innocent little eyes can't be allowed to see
02:40shot him right into me
02:43i had to finish the job too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
02:46shot him right into me
03:17The star just tells you where they're spawning next I think, I don't think you can pick it up.
03:22Gotcha.
03:23I didn't skip through that cutscene fast enough.
03:49That was much faster.
03:51Hell yeah.
03:59Oh, we can't skip them.
04:00We can't skip them, Groot.
04:03Not the final one, alright.
04:11So what you paid for, why would you want to skip it?
04:14Right?
04:16I don't want people accidentally hitting the button and, you know, getting upset.
04:21Missing out.
04:22These guys are making more.
04:26I hate them.
04:27Right?
04:36I can't wait to see what it is when we're forced to see it at the end.
04:42Who knows?
04:43Maybe it won't be just speedos.
04:46Maybe I'll have to get out the video editor and put the motion blur on.
04:52We can't get another strike due to porno stuff.
04:55We already got two.
05:04Back in the days when I didn't understand YouTube had automatic detection algorithms.
05:10We'll definitely be blurring out that one screen.
05:14I got different attack patterns.
05:21Nice.
05:22Got them before I can get out.
05:24Yeah.
05:24Gave it some sort of super hammer spin.
05:27And it's clearing everything.
05:28No matter how fast I went.
05:49Well, she's stuck at that point.
05:50No, no.
05:51Don't tell me.
05:52No.
05:54Do it.
05:55No.
05:55No.
05:55No.
05:56No.
05:56No.
05:57No.
05:57No.
06:15See, he full-heeled.
06:28See, he full-heeled.
06:55Alright, figured out the secret.
07:05Okay, hey, that was just a dude in a swimsuit, like not even a speedo.
07:09Just like your average day at the beach.
07:28Yeah!
07:52Yeah!
07:54Yeah!
07:54Yeah!
07:54Yeah!
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07:56Yeah!
08:09Yeah!
08:10Yeah!
08:10Yeah!
08:10Yeah!
08:24okay how are you supposed to wank it to the damn things in between like
08:30i got my hand on the joystick we're working hard i got time for wanking
08:42he's coming for you he's big and slow
08:55nice
08:57alright
09:00is that it? nice
09:08no time for pud pulling we got our speedrun
09:31there's one hidden under that thing that's bullshit
09:33yep
10:11yeah
10:26yeah
10:28yeah
10:28yeah
10:29yeah
10:31yeah
10:33yeah
10:33yeah
11:05Staying together is always dangerous.
11:09Had to dive in for the bombs.
11:11Though they didn't seem like they did much.
11:13Yeah, that's true.
11:15But you did get them.
11:21Oh boy.
11:39Stop mid-air.
11:41Yeah, yeah!
11:56Oh damn.
11:58I even had the doubler and I just got caught up in my own success.
12:10I kind of like the frame.
12:12I mean, honestly, there are parts of this game, like, take the porno out of it and it's still a
12:17good game.
12:18Yeah, it's a pretty good game, I'll be honest.
12:22It's a shame about the content of other parts.
12:37I'm shitting on my lawn.
12:42Shame isn't exactly the word I would use, but it's more YouTube's issue.
12:49A giant chalice of blood.
12:52I'm on deck with this boss.
12:54Hey, we can put this on YouTube, kids.
12:59Goodbye.
13:11Damn it.
13:32Oh man, I didn't even make it.
13:50Shoot, shoot it.
13:58Whew.
14:00Damn.
14:02That was a toughie.
14:03Yeah, for sure.
14:16I don't even know where we are on the road to victory.
14:25Oh.
14:31Fuck.
15:01Didn't even make it out the gate.
15:03Yeah.
15:11Yeah.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Yeah.
15:30Yeah.
15:30Yeah.
15:31Yeah.
15:39You shanked us
15:50Damn, he went all the way in the corner
16:05Nice
16:06It's easier than the last guy
16:10I was worried when we both got crapped on right out the gate
16:14Haha, yeah, right
16:16I didn't expect a straight vertical shot
16:19Was it like one of the devs? Jesus
16:21Right, alright, just
16:23Hey, get in here Phil
16:26Right
16:28They wanted guys, they didn't say which guys
16:31Any old guys
16:50We're really inside the belly of the beast now
16:53Lemmy winks
17:06Wow, that shot right through
17:15Yeah, yeah
17:17Yeah, yeah
17:22Yeah, yeah
17:41Oh, nice
17:47I started to appreciate the team yeah at the end
17:59I think it's only his brain that gets hurt
18:21I think you might be right
18:23It sure is popping like you're right
18:27He really didn't like the grenades on that one
18:30No, you didn't
18:31The bombs, whatever they are
18:35This is one of the devs, I'm convinced
18:38Get your role
18:39Yeah, they're like alright, that first shot wasn't very good
18:42We gotta get you like a silk shirt
18:52Nice, we haven't even got any extra out
18:58Yeah, I'm gonna maybe a little too much on the spawning guys
19:01Cause I'm so sick of those egg dudes
19:05Like dragons to hatch more poop or whatever it is
19:18Yeah, I can shoot you too
19:20Yeah
19:22Two Hulk Scooby-Doo's in the background
19:26Dude, those are Scooby-Doo on roids
19:35Oh shit
19:37Oh shit
19:37And it got me too
19:39I just got hit by a sperm
19:51Nice
20:25All right, focus, we gotta focus on one
20:27Focus on one
20:28Just focus on the хочешь
20:28Left one.
20:38There.
21:02There.
21:22Nice.
21:30Got you right where we want you now.
21:34Didn't expect you to move back up.
21:50Woo-wee.
21:51That was a bit tougher.
21:53Yeah.
22:04Uh-oh.
22:05It's like all of them.
22:09Ew.
22:11Whoa.
22:14Wow, look at that phone.
22:18You got the Rambo headband.
22:23Yeah, it looked like it was pulled really tight, too.
22:25They must have rapped it a couple of times.
22:31Nathan.
22:32Whoa.
22:37Halo.
22:38Never forget him.
22:42The developer.
22:44Fire.
22:45Whoa.
22:47Random dude with a shirt.
22:49Looks like they just bought it.
22:52And the same dude flipped horizontal.
22:59Oh, boy.
23:00We're going to be blanking this one out.
23:02Congratulations.
23:03You're the winner.
23:05Greetings to our hero.
23:08Because the enemy is completely defeated.
23:11We shall celebrate your victory.
23:15You'll go inside of Starfleet history.
23:22Alright.
23:23I like Starfleet history.
23:25I can get behind.
23:36Is that...
23:37Is that...
23:37Me?
23:40No.
23:41It must be.
23:42It's gotta be me.
23:43You were dead.
23:46See you next time, Moon Crew.
23:48Peace, Moon Crew.
23:50Till next time.
23:55Bye.
23:55Bye.
23:55Bye.
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