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00:00The family that lives in this house spends $1 million a day.
00:05Wow, that's a nice house.
00:06And I have to do whatever they say for the next 24 hours.
00:09You stole my necklace!
00:11And the family that lives in this house spends $1 a day.
00:14And I'm going to have to do everything they say for the next 24 hours.
00:18Team Jordan!
00:20First person who quits loses and the winner gets the...
00:23The matter cup.
00:25Oh, just say it.
00:27No. That's weird, Dad.
00:29It's not cringe.
00:30Look at this house. I'm never going to want to leave.
00:34This place is so nice.
00:39Hello.
00:40I'm Salish. I'm your kid for the day. Nice place.
00:43Miss Salish is here.
00:45Miss?
00:46They live in the middle of nowhere, so I can't imagine they're going to be very social.
00:49Probably be kind of quiet.
00:53Okay.
00:54It must be Jordan.
00:55Jason, Kitty. Nice to meet you.
00:57Hi, Jason.
00:58Look at the size of this guy.
00:59You ready for chore number one?
01:01No.
01:02You're going to have the best day.
01:03It's going to be awesome.
01:04Did they say chores?
01:05So am I waiting for someone?
01:19Young lady, if you are going to live under this roof, you must look the part.
01:24These clothes simply will not do.
01:25Okay.
01:26What other options do you have in that disaster that you call a suitcase?
01:28Rude.
01:30I have so many nice clothes in here.
01:32I love them so much.
01:33Oh my gosh.
01:34First, we have that top.
01:35Where's that?
01:36In our house?
01:38No.
01:39We have this just like hoodie.
01:41It's really cute.
01:42And then just some plain gray sweats, which I mean, if you want to borrow, you can.
01:46Look at these jeans.
01:47If you put like this hoodie, just imagine it's so cute.
01:51That's enough.
01:52That's enough.
01:52You're going to have to throw all of that away.
01:54Throw them away?
01:55I've got something much better.
01:57I've got you, sister.
01:59I'm their personal stylist.
02:00I'm going to make you beautiful.
02:02Okay.
02:04She's wearing stripes.
02:07Excuse me, madam.
02:09May I briefly go to the washroom?
02:14You have two butlers?
02:16Obviously.
02:17What are we supposed to do if they have to go to the bathroom?
02:19Not have one.
02:23Is something funny?
02:24Not have one?
02:30Why am I doing this?
02:31You are powering our whole house with the bike.
02:34House?
02:35That's great.
02:36Why don't you just get a generator?
02:38We've got money.
02:39We just choose not to waste it.
02:40Just one hour on this bike and you are powering our whole house.
02:44Why pay for electricity when you don't have to, right?
02:46Look at you.
02:47Yay.
02:48We do not wear stripes ever.
02:50And those shoes.
02:51I just got these like yesterday.
02:53They look so, so old.
02:55Just like you.
02:55And where is your belt?
02:57My belt?
02:57Ugh.
02:58No.
02:58Did a blind person dress you?
03:00No, I dressed myself.
03:02Uh, that's obvious.
03:03We have Versace, Dior, or Chanel.
03:06What's the difference?
03:07Actually, I have everything.
03:09Okay.
03:10How long do I have to do this?
03:11Well, as long as you keep the electricity on.
03:13Okay.
03:14I mean, look at you.
03:14You can do it.
03:17Oh, no.
03:19No.
03:19Keep going.
03:20Okay.
03:20Sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:23How's you doing, honey?
03:24Yay!
03:24It's working!
03:26This will be perfect.
03:28It's Dior.
03:29It better be perfect.
03:30Okay.
03:33No butler.
03:36What's next?
03:37No chef.
03:39What was that, bro?
03:40First of all, this house is so big, I don't know which one's my room and where to change
03:44into this dress.
03:45Also, I thought my fit was, like, okay.
03:47Like, I didn't think it was amazing, but I didn't think it was terrible, and they were
03:51just, like, being so rude, and their fits aren't like that either, like, I'm not gonna
03:55lie.
03:55House is huge.
03:57Even if clothes are expensive, that doesn't mean they look good.
04:00Okay, is this my room?
04:01Oh, no, no, no.
04:02We got my room.
04:03All we need is probably about another hour.
04:05What?
04:05Then we're going to go.
04:06Yeah, you're fine.
04:07Keep going.
04:10Keep going.
04:11In case you're wondering how I got stuck here, I lost rock, paper, scissors to Salish.
04:16I thought having a rich family would mean that this would be way more fun, but so far,
04:20they've just been roasting me all day.
04:22I'm not gonna quit because I can't do those dishes.
04:24Absolutely not.
04:25I wonder what my dad's doing.
04:27Should I just quit?
04:28No.
04:29I'm not quitting.
04:29If I lose the Matter Cup to Salish, I'll never hear the end of it.
04:32Is this my room?
04:34Cross my fingers?
04:35Yes, it is.
04:35All right, I'm gonna get changed, and hopefully it looks good.
04:39I can't do it anymore.
04:41Hopefully that was enough.
04:43Oh.
04:45Hey, there he is.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:47I couldn't go longer.
04:48Oh, don't worry about it.
04:50Tomorrow you'll be able to do a lot better.
04:52Tomorrow?
04:52We save $5.80 for electricity.
04:56Yay.
04:56Do you have any breakfast or coffee or anything?
04:58We make our own coffee.
05:00Oh, yay.
05:01Young lady.
05:13I guess I'm looking for chickens because I asked for breakfast, and they told me I had
05:16to do it myself.
05:17Where do I find chickens?
05:19Hey, Jordan, your breakfast is right there.
05:22Oh, boy.
05:23Go feed them while you're in there.
05:24You got this, Jordan.
05:25Do they bury their eggs in here?
05:27There's no way he's gonna make it for 24 hours.
05:29Look behind you.
05:30Oh.
05:31So much better, don't you think?
05:33Mm-hmm.
05:33I love it.
05:34I hate it.
05:35It's so uncomfortable.
05:36Why is it so expensive?
05:37Like, literally, it's a normal dress.
05:39I don't get it.
05:40Fresh eggs.
05:41Yeah.
05:41Wow.
05:4230 seconds ago, very fresh.
05:43They're kind of warm.
05:45They might have a little poop on them.
05:46Oh.
05:47You're not afraid of a little poop, are you?
05:48No.
05:49No, that's nothing.
05:50I just broke one of them, so I gotta be very careful.
05:53Do you have something to put them in?
05:54This isn't bad.
05:55Aw.
05:55Look at you.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57He's terrible.
05:58Now that you are dressed properly, it's time to learn about table etiquette.
06:01Oh, I know all about this.
06:03My dad did it one time, and I was in my room, and I was, like, telling him what to
06:06do, so
06:07basically, I'm a pro.
06:10Our chef will be preparing a full lunch at 1 p.m., but you will not be eating until you've
06:14mastered proper etiquette.
06:15Let me guess.
06:16Do you have two chefs?
06:17We only have one chef.
06:18We only have one chef.
06:19We only have one chef.
06:20We need two.
06:20We totally need two.
06:21Oh, my gosh.
06:22Take care of it.
06:23Yes.
06:23Now we have two.
06:24This is so cool, actually.
06:26Like, I can't even.
06:27Oh, oh, oh.
06:29Okay.
06:30All right.
06:30Well.
06:31That's a shame.
06:31Yeah, he's not going to end up a farmer.
06:33I'm so sorry.
06:34They're looking at me.
06:36Wow.
06:37It's a nice house.
06:44What is he doing here?
06:46What's her name?
06:46Petula.
06:47Petula.
06:48Salish has a mansion and a pool and rich people.
06:50But I've got Petula.
06:52They have the same hair.
06:53Aw.
06:59Miss Salish, you have a guest.
07:01A guest?
07:02During etiquette hour?
07:03And it's a boy?
07:04You know what?
07:04Just give me one minute.
07:05I'll be done in like one second.
07:07I'll be right back.
07:08What's he wearing?
07:09Okay, I'm ready, but I didn't see a kitchen in your home, so...
07:12Well, that's because this is our kitchen.
07:14Oh.
07:15You got this.
07:16I don't know if I've got this.
07:17Is that her boyfriend?
07:18Not a boyfriend.
07:19I hope not, because he is a disaster.
07:21He's wearing all black.
07:23I'm wearing all black.
07:24No, it looks beautiful on you, honey.
07:26It looks beautiful on you.
07:26But look at his shoes.
07:28Now in his baggy pants.
07:29Like, what is wrong with this kid?
07:31His hair is covering his eyes.
07:32I can't even see him.
07:33Could he even see us?
07:39It's like hot, and I'm tired already.
07:41I haven't taken a shower.
07:43I'm starving.
07:44How do I lose this kid every time?
07:4650-50 shot I had to be at a mansion all day.
07:49Instead, I ended up here.
07:50They're nice and everything, but this kind of sucks.
07:52It's hot.
07:53I cracked an egg on my hand.
07:54I mean, true, the chicken was really sweet, but oh my gosh.
07:57This is really hot.
07:58I don't know if I can make it all day.
07:59These aren't my parents.
08:00They're really strict and rude.
08:01Also, they put me in this dress and the shoes.
08:03It's like not my choice, so don't mind that.
08:06Also, what are you doing here?
08:07No, say, the dress is really nice.
08:09It's not really my style, but thanks.
08:11Last time we tried to talk, we got a little interrupted.
08:13Oh, gosh.
08:14Well, no one's...
08:15Oh, my gosh.
08:16Oh, my gosh.
08:17Oh, my gosh.
08:17All right, no dang, no dang.
08:18It's okay.
08:19Yeah, my bad.
08:20Sorry about that.
08:20That was kind of awkward.
08:21No, but seriously, we should go on a date.
08:23Like, I have everything planned out.
08:24What is going on?
08:26Best places ever.
08:27Yeah, let's hear it.
08:28Dinner, five-star restaurant.
08:30All right, okay.
08:31Smoothies, ice cream.
08:32Smoothies, okay, yeah.
08:33All right, well, thank you so much for coming.
08:35We can talk tomorrow or something, you know?
08:37Hold on one minute, lady.
08:38Who is this gentleman?
08:40What are these pants?
08:41It's like his two legs can fit in one side.
08:43He's so baggy.
08:45Wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:46He thinks he has Riz.
08:49Riz?
08:50I don't know them.
08:51I still can't see his eyes.
08:53Well, anyways, it was so nice to see you.
08:56We can talk tomorrow, but I just can't quit this.
08:58But thank you so much for coming.
09:00Bye.
09:01What was that?
09:02That was, that was weird.
09:05Who are you associating yourself with?
09:06Who do you even see in that guy?
09:08You're laughing in those outfits?
09:11Oh, what do you want?
09:12You are beautiful.
09:13You want it?
09:15This is all free.
09:16Takes a little bit of time, though.
09:18By now, I could have had, like, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and a nap.
09:21Scrambled eggs.
09:22Usually use a clean spatula, but hey, dirty stick.
09:25I guess that's my breakfast.
09:28So, how is it?
09:30Yum.
09:31That is, like, the freshest egg.
09:32Average egg sandwich costs $6.95.
09:35You just served a fortune.
09:37And it's better.
09:37So what's Salish eating today?
09:40Thanks to your boyfriend, now we're running a little late.
09:42Not my boyfriend.
09:48Did you just say thank you?
09:49Yeah.
09:51That's like thanking a dog for wagging its tail.
09:54Why do you think he's...
09:55You're welcome.
09:56Did you just speak?
09:58You're not speaking until you're spoken to.
10:00Get out of here.
10:01Get out of here.
10:02Disgusting.
10:03This is so weird.
10:05They're rude to their butler, and they don't even say thank you.
10:08Like, what?
10:09She said thank you.
10:10I know I have to do this all day.
10:12It's okay.
10:12I can't quit.
10:13Jordan, I know you've been waiting for this.
10:15It is now coffee time.
10:16Actually, yes.
10:17We are going to door dash you some Starbucks.
10:20Really?
10:21No.
10:22Just kidding, buddy.
10:24Welcome to our coffee bar.
10:25What am I supposed to do with this?
10:26Jordan, why would anybody want to go to Starbucks?
10:29I mean, it's crazy.
10:29They want seven, eight, nine, sometimes $10 for a cup of coffee.
10:33Criminal.
10:33This is natural.
10:34And guess what?
10:35Doesn't cost a penny.
10:36Nothing.
10:36Get the coffee beans.
10:37They're right in front of you.
10:38You're just going to grind them up.
10:39Boil the water, pour it in.
10:40Bada bing, bada bing.
10:41Coffee.
10:42I mean, what could be easier?
10:43You're saving a fortune, Jordan.
10:45I love you.
10:47It's a no-brainer.
10:48This is vegetarian, right?
10:49It looks really good.
10:51Excuse me.
10:52We don't attack our food.
10:54We use a spoon.
10:55What?
10:55Our angel of a son, Dudley, will demonstrate.
11:11Mother.
11:12Father.
11:13Exquisite as always.
11:16You literally just took soup.
11:18Oh, my gosh.
11:19Now that you've seen it done perfectly, now would you like to try?
11:22Yeah, wow.
11:23He sipped soup.
11:24Look.
11:31Was that all?
11:32Yeah.
11:33I mean, I'm a picky eater, but I know how to eat soup.
11:36Is it awful?
11:38But I need coffee.
11:42Sandy, you might want to go check out Salish and come back.
11:44It's going to take a minute.
11:44I think she meant to do this, Father.
11:50Yes.
11:50He spilled it on the plate.
11:53He spilled it.
11:55You're no Dudley.
11:56You're no Dudley.
11:57He spilled it.
11:57He's perfect.
11:58He's so perfect.
12:00What?
12:00I can't even imagine what they have planned for me next.
12:02I bet Salish is having the time of her life right now.
12:05How did I get in trouble and I just like took a normal bite?
12:08You spilled that.
12:09No, I didn't.
12:10What the heck?
12:11How are you not getting in trouble?
12:13How are you the favorite, bro?
12:14You haven't even been in this family for more than a day.
12:17You do not know how to sit in soup.
12:18So you spilled all over.
12:20It was already there.
12:21That's a mess.
12:21That plate is a mess now.
12:22People say the harder you work, the more you appreciate something.
12:24But I think I would appreciate just getting a Starbucks right now.
12:27Well, but we can't because we can only spend a dollar all day.
12:32Who needs money?
12:32We've got everything we need, right, honey?
12:34Everything.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Wait.
12:37Finally.
12:38Freshly ground coffee.
12:41Oh, wow.
12:42That smells really good.
12:43My plate is clean and organized and yours is a mess.
12:48Truce?
12:48Okay, fine.
12:49Truce?
12:50Do you mind if I show you exactly how they want you to sip soup?
12:53Um, sure.
12:54I don't think they do it this way in Starbucks.
12:57I hope it works.
12:58I've been doing this for an hour.
12:59I'm sure the sailors are sitting by the pool right now, feet up, having the time of her
13:02life, sipping the Starbucks refresher.
13:04Make sure to pick it up like this.
13:06Come on, my butler does this all the time.
13:09I'm so sorry.
13:10I am so, so sorry.
13:11I did not mean to.
13:12Oh, this is such an expensive dress.
13:14What do I have to do?
13:15Why didn't you do that?
13:17Mother!
13:18Father!
13:18She spilled her soup on her dress!
13:20No, I didn't!
13:21Come on!
13:21Look!
13:21See?
13:22No, I didn't!
13:22It's such a big splatter!
13:24He spilled it on to me!
13:26That dress is worth $50,000.
13:29He was like feeding me the soup and he like put it on me.
13:33And now you blame him?
13:35Actually, I promise.
13:37But he spilled it on to me.
13:39Like he literally took the spoon.
13:40There's no way he would ever...
13:42This is disgusting.
13:43Our son Dudley would never do that.
13:45You know what?
13:45Go to your room right now.
13:47Go get up there and change.
13:48What?
13:48I'm not for.
13:49I didn't do it.
13:50We're so sorry.
13:51That'll never happen again, okay?
13:53You are so perfect.
13:55It's so sweet.
13:56It's going to be okay.
13:56We know you're perfect, honey.
13:58We know you're perfect.
14:01That's really good.
14:03What the heck?
14:04That is delicious.
14:05Wow.
14:05And you just saved yourself $8.42.
14:08I did, yes.
14:09Imagine if you did that every single day of the year.
14:11How much would that be?
14:12Sandy, cue a number.
14:15What?
14:15Whoa, that's a lot of money.
14:16I just saved over $3,000 if I did that every day.
14:19Who's Sandy?
14:20I have no idea.
14:20Next thing.
14:21I'm pumped up.
14:22Dudley just spilled all the soup on me.
14:24Ew, it's disgusting.
14:26Oh my gosh.
14:28Why can't I just wear my regular clothes?
14:30They look so much better and they're way more comfortable.
14:32Also, why was Gabe here?
14:34Thank God he didn't come now because I do not look good right now.
14:37Like, no.
14:37It's hot out here.
14:39Okay, oh, whoa.
14:40Okay, wow.
14:41Okay, I think I just saw like a snake or something.
14:44I just got into my new dress.
14:46Let me just show you my room.
14:47The closet, it's like huge.
14:49It's a walk-in closet, but whatever.
14:51And then look at this.
14:52I have a sauna in my room.
14:55I could just like sit right here and lie down and just steam.
15:00I don't really understand the plan of a sauna because you just get hot without the tan.
15:04Do you see this?
15:05It's huge.
15:05This is what I thought I was getting, but no.
15:08Dudley is out to get me.
15:09I'm in a dress that I actually hate.
15:11I can't let my dad know that I'm going to lose.
15:14Like, he cannot brag to me about him having the Matter Cup, and I am not doing dishes.
15:19Salish is the worst when she wins the Matter Cup.
15:20It's like all she talks about, she just teases me.
15:22Plus, I hate dishes, and I have to do them for a whole week if I lose.
15:24So, no, I'm not quitting.
15:26Honestly, I don't know what to say about this family.
15:28Like, they're so weird.
15:29And the kid, like, I don't know what's going on.
15:32Oh, my goodness.
15:33Hey, Salish.
15:34Oh, my gosh.
15:35I am so sorry about the soup.
15:37I just got swept up at the moment.
15:39I didn't want to get them.
15:40Oh, okay.
15:40So, um, I got you this.
15:43Oh, thank you.
15:44It was only four times more expensive than your dress.
15:47Oh, wow.
15:48I want to give this to you.
15:50Um, thank you.
15:51Just wear it around the house.
15:52Okay.
15:53I wish I could wear it on your house.
15:55Thank you so much.
15:57Bye.
15:58All right.
15:59I guess I'll wear it around the house.
16:00Having a good time, buddy?
16:02Yeah, it's a great time.
16:02See the bales of hay?
16:03They got to go all the way up to the barn.
16:05I'll check back with you and see how you do.
16:07That's really steep.
16:08Tell me Salish is having a hard time.
16:10Did she quit yet, Colin?
16:11No.
16:11No.
16:11I would never be able to afford jewelry like this, and I never really wear jewelry like this.
16:16But it's kind of weird that Dudley gave it to me, even though he just ratted me out.
16:20All right.
16:20I think that was him ratted me out.
16:22Honestly, I have no idea what this family.
16:24Oh.
16:26Ow.
16:27Ow.
16:27Oh, I'm stuck.
16:28I'm actually stuck.
16:29Actually, Colin, I'm stuck.
16:30Seriously, Colin, I'm stuck.
16:32Ow.
16:33Are you kidding?
16:34This is my good black t-shirt.
16:36The only t-shirts you have are black.
16:37I know, but this is the good one.
16:38There's a pool right there, but it's actually gorgeous.
16:41So I'm going to go take a swim.
16:42I've got my pool bag.
16:44I'm all ready to go take a dip in the pool.
16:47Finally, being in a super fancy house is going to be worth it, because so far it has not been
16:52going well,
16:52but I think this pool is going to be really fun.
16:54Once I'm in the pool, there's no way I'm quitting.
16:57Dad, you're going to lose the Matter Cup.
16:59Are you kidding me?
17:04I...
17:06That was close.
17:07No.
17:08Matter Cup is mine.
17:09Team Jordan, we can do this.
17:11Yeah!
17:14Might want to check in with Salish.
17:16This is going to take a minute.
17:17That's halfway through one.
17:19I'm not going to make it through this day.
17:21I've got to be honest.
17:22I mean, he's doing a lot better than I thought, honey.
17:24I still don't think he's going to win the Matter Cup.
17:26She thinks she's like Dudley.
17:28No, she's nothing like Dudley.
17:31Dudley's so precious.
17:32She thinks she's going to win the Matter Cup.
17:34She's going to quit any second now.
17:38Where are they?
17:39Hello?
17:40Do they not hear the bell?
17:42Where are you?
17:43Where's the help?
17:51My drink is empty.
17:55We were cleaning.
17:56I don't care what your excuse is.
17:58I have been waiting for my drink way too long.
18:00Get in the sauna for 30 minutes.
18:02Give me that bottle.
18:03Give me that bottle.
18:04Go now.
18:12If it was me, I would have made him do it for an hour.
18:16This is going to be a rough day.
18:17But I am not going to quit because I am sick of losing to my daughter.
18:20All righty, guys.
18:21Pool time.
18:23Oh, the water looks nice.
18:24What do you think you're doing?
18:25What are you doing?
18:27You cannot go in that water.
18:28We do not touch that water, young lady.
18:30That water is just for show.
18:31That's water imported from the Dead Sea.
18:33It's worth more than this estate.
18:34But what do you mean?
18:35It's a pool with water, which people swim in because it's a pool with water.
18:39No, no, no, no.
18:40This pool is priceless.
18:41It's beautiful to look at, but not touch.
18:43So what are we supposed to do?
18:44Just sit by the pool?
18:46Young lady, where did you get that necklace?
18:48Um, uh...
18:50That's yours.
18:51That's my necklace.
18:52You stole my necklace.
18:54What?
18:55Where did you get that, young lady?
18:56You tell us right now.
18:57No excuses.
18:59That, that, um, that, uh, it was in my room.
19:03And since you guys are so generous, I thought it was like a gift for me, you know?
19:08Because you guys are so sweet and just nice, you know?
19:11You guys are awesome.
19:13That's no excuse.
19:14No, you stole my necklace.
19:16Well, we are so generous and we're perfect.
19:17Obviously, obviously, but still, you stole that and that is not okay.
19:21I can go take it off.
19:22Take it off right now.
19:23That's a family heirloom.
19:24Yes, you need to take it off right now.
19:26You take it off right now.
19:27You go upstairs, young lady.
19:28All right, I'll go upstairs like I'm four.
19:31Again.
19:32I believe her.
19:33That's a family heirloom.
19:35She's crazy.
19:36Do you know people will charge $50 to clean out a horse stable?
19:3950 bucks, man.
19:41Well, guess what?
19:41You're going to do that for us today.
19:43We're going to save $50.
19:44Isn't that great?
19:44Oh, I'm cleaning the stable?
19:46Absolutely.
19:46Oh, good boy.
19:48Good boy.
19:48You know what he does after he has lunch, don't you?
19:50Takes a nap.
19:51He takes a poop.
19:52And that's where you come in, Jordan.
19:54I think I'm going to quit really soon.
20:02We will be dining precisely at one o'clock.
20:05Yes, madam.
20:05Will you be making Dudley his favorite lunch?
20:07Of course, sir.
20:08Carry on.
20:21Not the best day to wear Crocs.
20:23I don't care what sales he's doing.
20:24Couldn't possibly be worse than this.
20:27In this one, Saul is like a lifetime of boomer poops.
20:32I don't know if I'm going to make it through the day.
20:33I might quit.
20:34But it has definitely made me realize how much money I waste every day.
20:37I did it.
20:37Jordan, five more stalls.
20:38Isn't this great?
20:41We spend a million dollars a day, and we haven't spent any money because we've been trying to work with
20:45her.
20:46I know, mother and father.
20:48It must be so hard, but we made a commitment to at least give one try to this girl.
20:53And you know what I always say?
20:55The show must go on.
21:03Yes.
21:03Yes.
21:05You're perfect.
21:06You are an angel.
21:07We'll give her one more chance on anything for you.
21:09You know I've said it a million times, the best things in life, don't cost a dime.
21:14Here's your poop.
21:15How are you feeling?
21:16A little tired.
21:16If we would have hired someone to clean these stalls, it would have cost us $50.
21:20You mean I could have just paid you $50 to not have to do that?
21:23No.
21:24Can I get a shower or something?
21:25Yeah, buddy.
21:25We'll get you all cleaned up.
21:27Thanks.
21:27He's going to hate this.
21:29Why would I hate it?
21:30Guys, that pool was crazy.
21:32I mean, why can't you swim in it?
21:34It's like just a pool with water in it.
21:36Dudley, I just saved him.
21:38Like, he would be in so much trouble right now if I said that he gave me that necklace because
21:42he was not supposed to do that clearly.
21:44Why is he trying to sabotage me?
21:47I could have gone to jail for, like, stealing.
21:50I don't know how much longer I can do this, so I'm going to call my dad up and hope
21:54that he's going to quit soon.
21:55Sayla, she's FaceTiming me right now.
21:57I guarantee you she's about to quit.
21:58Hey, little girl, how are you doing?
21:59Um, I'm okay.
22:01I'm not going to quit anytime soon.
22:03Neither am I.
22:03Nice necklace, by the way.
22:05You're not going to quit?
22:06No, I'm fine.
22:07I'm having a great time.
22:08Are you sure?
22:09Because, I mean, it sounds like hard work.
22:12Like, you have to take care of the animals.
22:13I'm having a great time.
22:14It's actually the easiest thing I've ever done.
22:16Great day.
22:17Not hard at all.
22:17But I heard your parents are kind of mean.
22:19No, they're fine.
22:20I'm not going to quit.
22:21Totally, I'm not quitting.
22:22I'll stay here all year.
22:23Let me see your home because, I mean, look at mine.
22:26Mine is low-key so nice here.
22:28I'll show you my bedroom.
22:29Wait, you have your own balcony?
22:30Look at this view.
22:32Wow.
22:33Now, look at the pool.
22:34By the way, you're not really actually allowed to swim in it.
22:37That's weird.
22:37I ain't really want to go swimming.
22:38It doesn't matter how nice a house it is or how much money you have.
22:42If you're not with people you love, and I'll bet you anything you miss me.
22:45No, not at all.
22:46You're going to quit any minute.
22:47I can see you.
22:48Anyways, love you.
22:49See you.
22:50Bye.
22:50You're going to quit any minute.
22:51Bye.
22:51Bye.
22:52Love you.
22:52Quit.
22:53Quit, quit, quit, quit.
22:54She's not going to quit.
22:55I don't know if he's lying about having fun because I was lying about having fun, and maybe
22:59he could tell, but I don't know.
23:00I really hope that I don't have to do this too much longer because this is hard.
23:05Oh, man.
23:05I need a new job.
23:06Me too, man.
23:07Let's see.
23:08Let's see.
23:09What about a ski instructor?
23:10I can't really ski.
23:11I mean, if they hire you, they can't ski either.
23:13It's perfect.
23:14Oh, oh, lifeguard.
23:15Oh, I can't swim.
23:16I mean, how often do you actually go into the water?
23:20Here's your bath.
23:21Seriously?
23:22It's dirty.
23:23It's not that dirty.
23:24I mean, we have the water in there for probably about a month or so.
23:27Wait, you've used this?
23:29This is recycled water?
23:30Absolutely.
23:31Oh!
23:32Do you know how much money we're saving?
23:33Average 10-minute shower, $0.49.
23:36$0.49?
23:37$0.49 to use your old water?
23:39No, can't we just take a shower?
23:41$0.49 every day for a week, a month.
23:44It adds up.
23:45You know how much money you're saving?
23:47Sandy, cue the graphic.
23:48Where's Sandy?
23:50Wow, that is a lot of money.
23:51There you go.
23:52Enjoy your bath.
23:53Enjoy it.
23:54Wait a minute.
23:54You didn't pee in this, did you?
23:56Maybe.
23:56Ugh.
23:57Ugh!
24:00I'm so sorry about the necklace.
24:03I didn't think my mom would notice.
24:05She has like 20 of those family heirlooms.
24:08Uh-huh.
24:10It's good to see you two behaving yourselves.
24:13Mm-hmm.
24:16Ugh.
24:18Ugh.
24:19Oh, man.
24:20If this doesn't get me to quit nothing, we'll...
24:22Ugh.
24:22Let's have lunch.
24:30Why are you serving us?
24:31Where are the butlers?
24:32Madam, I don't know.
24:33It says that they disappeared.
24:35Yo, yo, what's up?
24:36We're the butlers.
24:37Blow us up on TikTok, yo.
24:38Penny skirt on, take my body in, get up.
24:41Top platform, sneakers are the boys, want a picture.
24:44Two-tooth-full in cars, I make rich look rich on.
24:47Take your breath, baby, I'm not gold.
24:54Where are the butlers?
24:55I have no idea.
24:57I think you locked them in the sauna.
24:59What are you smirking about?
25:01Nothing.
25:02We save $71.36.
25:04Oh, okay.
25:05That's awesome.
25:06Congratulations.
25:07All this money that we save, we donate to charity.
25:10You do?
25:10Yes.
25:11We give our money to people who are less fortunate than us.
25:14Is that why you live so frugally?
25:15$71.36 we save just in one day.
25:18Sandy, cue the graphic.
25:21Whoa, over $26,000 you donate every year?
25:25Every year.
25:26Wow.
25:27I am going to pledge right now to donate $1,000 in your name to whatever charity you choose.
25:32That's awesome.
25:33Master Dudley, cake for lunch every day.
25:36Bon appétit.
25:37Well, since this is late, we don't have time to enjoy it.
25:39Madam, it's 102 and a half.
25:42I flew to Italy on the private jet.
25:44Stop talking.
25:45Don't ever talk back to us again.
25:47I'm so sorry.
25:48We have no butlers.
25:49You two are going to be alone, so you're going to make sure that he does his homework, okay?
25:52But it won't be hard because he's a little angel.
25:54That's right.
25:55Aw, you love you, sweet boy.
25:58Mama's boy.
25:59Have fun.
26:00Be good.
26:01Bye, Mother.
26:02Bye, Father.
26:03Ta-ta.
26:03Bye.
26:06Love you.
26:06Love you.
26:09Love you.
26:10You know I hate flowers on my cake.
26:13But, Master Dudley, it's late summer.
26:16Shut up.
26:16Make me another one now.
26:21That's how I feel about your stupid cake.
26:24Look at them.
26:25I mean, obviously, they are so happy with their lifestyle, but it's kind of kicking my butt
26:31a little bit.
26:31So, I've got a plan.
26:33I know how to win the Matter Cup.
26:34I am going to go to sleep.
26:37And by the time I wake up in the morning, Salish will have already quit.
26:40I'm sure of it.
26:42Hey, guys.
26:42Sorry to interrupt you.
26:43You're having a moment.
26:44Wow, this has been fun, huh?
26:46Yeah.
26:46But, I'll tell you what.
26:47I'm tired.
26:48I mean, you guys put me to work.
26:49You're right.
26:49I'm going to be sore tomorrow.
26:51I was thinking of maybe turning in, going to sleep early tonight.
26:53Yeah.
26:54Great.
26:54Where do I sleep?
26:55You're going to go down the path.
26:56You make a left at the oak tree.
26:57Go up about 100 yards.
26:59Make a left.
27:00Then, another sharp right.
27:01Your bed's going to be there, and you're going to sleep like a baby.
27:04Trust me.
27:04So, I'll see you in the morning.
27:06First thing, right in early.
27:07Here we go.
27:07Pass an oak tree.
27:08I don't know what an oak tree is.
27:10Hey, Colin, is that an oak tree?
27:12I don't think so.
27:12How is there a bedroom here?
27:14How did I end up here?
27:15Nyah!
27:15She's trying to scare away the rattlesnakes.
27:17Nyah!
27:18This better be a comfortable bedroom with an air conditioner, because I'm already sticky
27:21and dirty again.
27:22I can't make it all night, unless I got a nice, comfortable bed, soft and squishy.
27:27Something like that would be awesome right now.
27:28Listen, I'm the boss.
27:30I'm the favorite.
27:31So, you got to do whatever I say.
27:32What happened?
27:33You'll never make it as a rich kid.
27:34You're not part of this family.
27:36I don't even want to be in this family.
27:38This family is so weird.
27:40I lose to Salish all the time.
27:42I'm sick of it.
27:43I'm not what?
27:44It's right there.
27:45Oh, is that it?
27:47Well, maybe it's cool inside, right?
27:49Either way, I'm not quitting.
27:54Okay, I'm going to quit.
27:55I am done, but it's not official until I tell the family that I'm quitting, which I'm going
28:00to go do right now.
28:01Why are you yelling at me?
28:03It's crazy.
28:03Are you like 10 years old?
28:05Why are you yelling at me?
28:06So then send your daughter over to some other person's home.
28:09Oh my gosh, I don't even want to be in your family.
28:10Just to live there for an entire day.
28:11Take your family time.
28:13You're very weird.
28:13If you don't like what I'm saying, hit me with a cake.
28:15What?
28:15No, I'm not going to hit you.
28:16Hit me with a cake.
28:17I dare you.
28:18Why do you want me to hit you with a cake?
28:19Hit me with a cake.
28:21Hit me with a cake.
28:22Hit me with a cake.
28:22Hit me with a cake.
28:23I dare you.
28:23How are we going to get there?
28:25We should walk.
28:28Oh shoot, I forgot my handbag.
28:30You call the Uber.
28:31I'll be right back.
28:31Make sure it's a VIP Uber.
28:33Hit me with a cake.
28:34I dare you.
28:35Okay, dare me one more time and I will.
28:36I dare you.
28:37If that's how it is, fine.
28:45I hope you like me.
28:46What did you do?
28:48What did you do?
28:50She always forgets her handbag and then comes back one minute later.
28:53This is ridiculous.
28:54I know.
28:55Poor kid.
28:55This is ridiculous.
28:56I know.
28:57Poor kid.
28:58He is not an angel.
29:00He is a devil.
29:01You have no idea who your kid is and I quit.
29:04You know what?
29:04I'm going to go take a swim in your pool.
29:06A pool?
29:07No.
29:09Okay, I checked out the bed.
29:10Really, I don't think I could sleep there all night.
29:12Thank you for everything you've done, but I don't really think I'm as good a person as
29:16you guys are because I think I can't make...
29:18I'm going to...
29:18Wait.
29:19Hold on.
29:19I'm sorry.
29:20I'm getting a face.
29:20Dad, I just wanted to let you know that I quit at the pool and I'm going for a swim.
29:28No!
29:30My dead sea salt water is ruined!
29:35What?
29:36Ha!
29:37She quit!
29:38She quit!
29:39She quit!
29:43I got the matter cup!
29:45I got the matter cup!
29:50Moral of the story, cake is good and money doesn't buy happiness.
30:27I got the matter cup!
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