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Sidemen: Inside - Season 3 - Episode 01: Ultimate Power
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00:08Welcome to Inside.
00:11We've taken 12 of the biggest names on the internet and put them all under one roof.
00:16For seven days they will be put to the ultimate test.
00:20Battling it out.
00:21For one million pounds.
00:24Are we comfortable?
00:25Shut up.
00:26We've stripped them of everything.
00:28I hate them, I hate them, I hate them.
00:30No luxuries.
00:31No comfort, no clout to hide behind.
00:34Your follow account means nothing here.
00:36This isn't fake.
00:37And if they can't hack it, everything has a price.
00:42I can't play with me, luxury.
00:43And the spend comes straight from the prize card.
00:46No, they are cooked.
00:48Across the week the insiders will face gruelling sad men challenges.
00:52These can either earn money back or wipe the pot clean.
00:56Every alliance.
00:57They're smarter than us bro.
00:59Every conflict.
01:00We have to break them apart.
01:01Every dodgy decision.
01:03We're watching it all.
01:05Who taps out when the comforts disappear?
01:07Who will survive the week and take it all?
01:09This is Inside.
01:13Walk up in this like.
01:15Yeah I'm really him.
01:18Talking about shit like.
01:21I'm really him, hold up.
01:24Walk up in this like.
01:26Yeah I'm really him.
01:29Hold up.
01:30Woke up inside like.
01:33Yeah I'm finna win on God.
01:41A million on the line like.
01:43I got some dough I'm trying to spend.
01:47Side men and side lights.
01:49We about to go in on God.
01:54I'm back for another series of Inside.
01:56They didn't bother asking me to do the US version.
01:59But on the plus side, that means I didn't have to watch it.
02:01Back in the UK, the challenges are bigger.
02:04The stakes are higher.
02:05And my voice is more nasally.
02:07I promise you some real nail biting action.
02:10Well, there it is.
02:12First inside is vlogger AB.
02:14His flirting abilities are so bad,
02:17that he puts the riz in restraining order.
02:20Oh nah.
02:21Nah this is awful.
02:22This is actually terrifying.
02:23Nah then bro?
02:24Welcome.
02:25Are you mewing right now?
02:27You've got a strong jawline going on.
02:30Please.
02:30You want this to ya?
02:31Alright.
02:33Nah, I'm on Netflix before GTA 6.
02:35What's going on?
02:35I've got so much energy.
02:37I could just fuck it.
02:38My name's AB, I'm 22 years old
02:39and I'm a YouTube vlogger slash podcast host I guess.
02:43Yeah family.
02:44Welcome back to the vlog.
02:45And welcome back to...
02:46I don't know.
02:47I didn't have that lined up to say.
02:48Am I first?
02:49If I'm first I'm actually going to kick off.
02:51I don't know what sort of house I'm going to be.
02:52I think I'm going to be a bit of a sheep.
02:53Like if everyone's spending,
02:55then I'm not just going to be a fool
02:56and just not enjoy myself.
02:58But if everyone's being well behaved,
02:59I don't want to be that guy to kind of ruin the vibe.
03:02So I'll just follow what everyone else is doing.
03:03This is actually the Truman Show.
03:05I don't know what I've signed up to.
03:06Oh, showers.
03:08What's the vibe in here?
03:10We've got a blue shower.
03:13Oh, blue and red.
03:15Yeah, you're going to charge for hot water, aren't you?
03:17Worst thing that could happen to me in the house
03:19is an attractive woman is interested in me
03:22and I have to deal with that on camera.
03:24I won't worry too much there, pal.
03:26Next in is Ukrainian TikToker Anna Maligon.
03:30She's swapping her castle in LA for a house share in London.
03:34Well, she's easily pleased.
03:36Wow.
03:38Wow.
03:41Let's see if I can lift it.
03:45I'm Anna Maligon and I'm an influencer and TikToker
03:48and I'm best known for living in a castle and having a butler.
03:51Say hi to my favourite butler ever.
03:55Say hi to my followers.
03:57Hello.
03:58Do you think I can maybe bring it with me?
04:01Unfortunately, we don't allow pink bunnies in the inside house.
04:06You're in good hands of this gentleman.
04:10Goodbye.
04:10While being inside, I'm definitely going to miss my phone the most and my butler.
04:17Who's going to bring me my breakfast in the morning
04:19and give me a food rub and give me a massage and...
04:23Is anybody here? Hello?
04:25I'm in here.
04:26Maybe I can convince some of the insiders to help me with that.
04:30We don't have a butler, but we can offer you a buttle.
04:33Hello.
04:33I recognise you.
04:35You have a butler?
04:36I have.
04:37But not here, unfortunately.
04:38I'm AB.
04:39Nice to meet you.
04:39What's your name?
04:40AB.
04:41Or Alfie.
04:42I'm terrified of females, so dropping game on Netflix is the worst case scenario here.
04:46Just make sure you keep ten feet away from her at all times, Alfie.
04:52Um...
04:52What can we do?
04:54Play hide and seek, maybe?
04:56I will actually buy hide and seek.
04:57Can I hide?
04:58Huh?
04:59Can I hide?
04:59You seek.
05:00Okay.
05:01I count till...
05:0230 seconds.
05:0330 seconds.
05:03All right.
05:051, 2, 3, 4, 5...
05:10There's actually nowhere to fucking hide.
05:11It's a reality show.
05:137, 9, 10...
05:16What am I doing?
05:17Dropping hide and seek game already.
05:19Fucking what?
05:2016.
05:21What comes after 16?
05:23Fuck.
05:23Fuck doesn't always come after 16, Anna.
05:26I was 23 when it finally happened.
05:2820.
05:3021, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 20 seconds, 28, 29, 30.
05:34Woo!
05:35I'm coming for you.
05:36Skipping numbers?
05:38Someone's keen to find AB.
05:40Jeez!
05:43I like it here.
05:45I just wanted him to hide so I can be here alone.
05:50I need someone else in here already.
05:521v1 hiding so you're going down.
05:55I hope he's not in the toilet.
05:59That was so funny.
06:00There's no spots.
06:01There's no fucking spots.
06:02I'm hiding with tampons and shit.
06:05You could at least cover yourself.
06:06All right.
06:07There's nowhere.
06:08It's the worst game you could have suggested.
06:13Next in is Marlon.
06:14He wants to be the biggest streamer in the world.
06:17The current biggest streamer is me.
06:19When looking at Marlon, that is.
06:21Oh!
06:23Security!
06:24I'm Marlon, 24, and I'm best known for being a streamer, content creator online.
06:29I'm known for being a little bit of a flirt, you know, charming, whatever it is.
06:33People definitely will expect me to flirt my way to that price money.
06:39They're right.
06:39I will do that.
06:40I will get that price money.
06:42Are you worried about the challenges?
06:46Yeah, a little bit.
06:47The part with, like, animals?
06:48Is there going to be, like, any spiders, snakes?
06:50What, like, tarantula?
06:51Yeah, fuck that.
06:52So if you have to say, like, who's the most ugly in the house,
06:55or you have to have a tarantula on you, are you going to say it?
06:57Can I say you?
06:59That poor boy.
07:00That's actually just hurtful as well.
07:02Of course you're the ugliest AB.
07:04But don't worry, you're also the only guy in here.
07:07Shit!
07:09What?
07:10Good dog!
07:11Oh, wait.
07:12You're still the ugliest.
07:14I'm good.
07:14Nice to meet you, bro.
07:15Hello.
07:16How you doing?
07:16I'm Marlon.
07:17Very nice to meet you.
07:17I know, I'm Anna.
07:18Wait, where are you from?
07:19I'm from Ukraine.
07:20But I live in LA.
07:21Ukraine, really?
07:23Oh, you live in LA?
07:24I live in LA, too.
07:25I'm in Sweden.
07:25This fucking guy.
07:26I believe AB has been what the kids call mugged.
07:32What up, bro?
07:32I'm good, I'm good.
07:33Nice to see you, bro.
07:35Wait, where do I put the clothes at?
07:36On my bed.
07:36Oh, yeah, clean your bed, bro.
07:38Oh, right now?
07:38Yeah.
07:39Well, I don't know the fuck out.
07:40We've played ours.
07:42This is the bed right here?
07:43Oh, so it is.
07:44Good spot, Marlon.
07:46This is a dressing room.
07:46It's pretty fucked, isn't it?
07:47Wait, where are y'all at?
07:49I'm there.
07:50And I'm here.
07:50Okay.
07:51I chose the furthest bed from him.
07:54All right, Anna, we get it.
07:56You may as well stick a paper bag on his head
07:58and be done with it.
07:59You said your name's Anna?
08:01Yeah.
08:01What are you doing, like, on social media?
08:03Like, what type of content?
08:04I have a butler and I live in the castle.
08:06In LA?
08:07Yeah.
08:08So you live in the castle in LA?
08:10Yeah.
08:11Yeah, relatable stuff.
08:13Guys, but I have a strategy.
08:14I can't just say that, like, I need this money
08:16to go on a vacation, you know?
08:18Yeah, Anna has a fucking butler, bro.
08:20Like, what are you talking about?
08:22I'm crazy.
08:22If you have a butler, yo, respectfully,
08:25then why are you even here to compete for the money?
08:27No, I'm gonna donate it.
08:28Oh.
08:29For real.
08:29Fuck.
08:30She's gonna win.
08:31Fuck that.
08:32I told you.
08:33Fuck that shit.
08:35Currently single, you know, not really looking,
08:38but, you know, whatever happens, happens.
08:41That's all I'm gonna say.
08:42Next in is India, whose career began on the reality TV show
08:46Love Island.
08:47Being on this show must be a full circle moment
08:49or a cry for help.
08:52Oh, my God, I'm really going inside.
08:55Hello.
08:57My name is India Polak.
08:58I'm 26 and I'm best known for being a TV presenter
09:02and a former reality TV star.
09:05You know what?
09:05I'm gonna try.
09:06Yeah?
09:06Yeah.
09:07Do it.
09:10Bloody hell.
09:11My lawyers struggled less with the case.
09:14I feel like I'm excited to take part in a show
09:15that's less about love and more about me as a person
09:18and, like, building friendships and doing more challenges.
09:20Nice to meet you.
09:21My name is India.
09:22Oh, is it?
09:23Yeah, Love Island.
09:23Hi, Anna.
09:24Hello.
09:24That's me, Alfie.
09:25Hi, Alfie.
09:26Nice to meet you.
09:26Very nice to meet you.
09:27Hi, Marlon.
09:28Nice to meet you.
09:28I'm good.
09:29I wanted a sofa, though.
09:31Like, this is insane.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:32Is it hard?
09:33Yeah.
09:33Yeah.
09:34Wait, am I bugging you?
09:36Didn't they have, like, a couch or something like that?
09:38No, they did.
09:39They did, right?
09:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:41No, they're like...
09:41Oh, wait.
09:42No, no.
09:42You have to buy cushions.
09:44Is that what it was?
09:45You have to buy cushions.
09:46I think you have to buy cushions.
09:47That's probably a good person.
09:48No, we have to buy cushions.
09:49This is great.
09:50Are you gonna be a spender?
09:51No, we're already plotting.
09:51No.
09:52No.
09:55I'm essentials only kind of babe.
09:57Okay?
09:58Okay, okay.
09:59But everybody's idea of essentials...
10:01Yeah, so yours probably...
10:02Yeah, right, right, right.
10:03I think I'm in the middle, though.
10:04I think I'll be very mindful, you know, and we'll work together.
10:08Yeah.
10:08Next into the house is football fanatic expressions oozing.
10:12As a Tottenham fan, the one expression he'll never experience is happiness.
10:16Oh, we're here.
10:17Jeez, we're here, blood.
10:19That's what I'm talking.
10:21What's going on, my G?
10:23You're good, yeah?
10:24Welcome to the inside.
10:25Welcome to the inside?
10:27But I ain't even got a criminal record.
10:28Like, what am I doing here?
10:29It's probably down to bad life choices.
10:31Buggies on the table.
10:34Oh, yeah.
10:35I had to do a big stretch after my case.
10:37That bloody judge.
10:39I'm expressions, genetically jacked, athletically stacked, half-band, half-amazing.
10:43Age?
10:44I'm 3-5 of Jamaican's finest.
10:46What am I known for?
10:47I'm known for running my mouth on YouTube.
10:50Today was an absolute disgrace.
10:52Brother, I'm seething.
10:53I'm fuming.
10:54But I'm gonna try not to shout, because this team has been giving me heart palpitations all season.
10:59Hey, Miss Lloyd.
11:01You always told me I'd be inside.
11:03Look, I'm inside, fam.
11:04You never knew it was gonna be Netflix though, did you?
11:06Look at me, bro.
11:07You know what I mean?
11:07I'm loud.
11:09They don't wanna see me win.
11:10No one wants to see me win.
11:11My game plan for inside?
11:13I got it ready.
11:14I'm inventing kids, bruv.
11:16Brother, two of them.
11:17Zuri and Zion.
11:18I'm getting a bracelet made right now.
11:20My friend's making it.
11:21You do not wanna vote out a father.
11:23So if you see me with a wristband lying through my teeth, don't tell anyone.
11:27I can lie through my teeth.
11:29Look, I got space.
11:30What's going on?
11:31What's going on?
11:32Hello.
11:32Hi.
11:33We doing hugs, yeah?
11:34Yes.
11:34These kids, I'm doing it all for you.
11:36Zuri, Zion, my babies.
11:39I ain't got kids, blood.
11:40You see?
11:43Next up is YouTube OG Saffron Barker.
11:46Saffron is actually the second most famous Barker just behind iShowSpeed.
11:52Oh my gosh.
11:55This is so weird.
11:57Hi, I'm Saffron Barker.
11:58I'm 25 years old and I'm best known for sharing my life online since I was 14.
12:03Hi MTV and welcome to my crib.
12:06No, I've always, always wanted to do that.
12:11I think online people definitely think that I'm high maintenance, whereas actually in
12:15person I'm really not.
12:17So I don't think you're gonna see me buying stuff in the shops for the sake of it.
12:20Well, you're definitely not low maintenance.
12:23Oh my gosh, this is so weird.
12:26Speaking of which, our next insider is Alhan.
12:29He's an internet personality and menace to society.
12:32Alhan was the hardest boy in private school, which is why he had to shower separately.
12:36What's going on?
12:37You all right?
12:38Hi.
12:41Oh, you all right?
12:41Yeah?
12:42Hi Saffron, nice to meet you.
12:44Alhan Genjay, 26, coming on 50.
12:47And best known for being a wind up, troublemaker, bit of a troll, but I say it how it is.
12:51I'm here with the mayor of London.
12:53I'm the future mayor.
12:54My man's gonna keep my seat warm.
12:55Not too soon, yeah.
12:56Forget me.
12:57Take care.
12:57Not too cute to be security.
12:59Look at you.
12:59Straight through there, all right?
13:00Don't talk to me like that.
13:01After you, Saffron.
13:02Oh, gosh.
13:03You want me to go first?
13:04Go on.
13:04Oh, God.
13:05OK.
13:05All right.
13:06YouTubers, I can't really stand.
13:07I think they're all very annoying, self-centered pricks, but hey, I'm one of them.
13:12Mate, come on.
13:12Let's be honest, yeah?
13:13We're kids on the internet that make a lot of stupid money, and we're about to win maybe
13:17a million quid, but who has this luck?
13:20Hey!
13:21Hey!
13:21Oh, my worst one!
13:23Yes, expression.
13:23What's man talking about?
13:25My body, you know?
13:26Yes, boy.
13:27Hey!
13:27My body.
13:28Hi.
13:29Hi.
13:29Oh, sorry, hi.
13:30Hi.
13:31Nice to meet you.
13:32I'm Saffron.
13:33No, it's all good, yeah.
13:34Oh, nice to meet you.
13:35Nice to meet you.
13:36You all right?
13:36Yeah, I'm literally gonna look up all of you when I get up.
13:38I'm gonna go through all the butler ones and just find out the law.
13:41No, I'll send you the best ones.
13:42Where's your accent from?
13:44I was born in Ukraine.
13:45Oh, really?
13:46Yeah.
13:46You survived?
13:48Oh.
13:49That's crazy.
13:50Oh, my.
13:51Say.
13:52Oh, my.
13:54It's a wrap already.
13:55It's a wrap.
13:55All right, all right.
13:56Cut the camera.
13:57Oh, my friends.
13:58Lord, protect me.
13:59I'm sorry, I know.
14:01So, anyway, how many more people are we expecting?
14:02We have another one here.
14:04It's reality TV star and every subtitler's worst nightmare, Chloe Ferry.
14:08Hello.
14:11Hello, darling.
14:13You all right?
14:13Oh, sexy audience.
14:15Luggage on the table, please.
14:17OK.
14:18Don't be smelling my knickers.
14:19Hi, everyone.
14:21I'm Chloe Ferry and I've just turned 30 and I'm best known for being on Joanie's show.
14:25Unfortunately.
14:26Very serious, aren't you?
14:28Look at that tray on the left.
14:29Yeah.
14:30That's your new wardrobe.
14:30Right left.
14:31My wardrobe.
14:32But I look too good to put that on, darling.
14:34I think they'll be happy to have me inside because I bring the fun and the bubbleiness.
14:40Is that even the word bubbleiness?
14:41Next to enter is Ben Azalert.
14:44Ben has around 50 million subscribers and not one of them is old enough to rent a car.
14:49Oh, hello.
14:50Hello.
14:51What's your name?
14:52Ben.
14:52Ben, are you American?
14:53Yes.
14:54Oh, my God.
14:54Where from?
14:55America, probably.
14:57California.
14:57Oh, my God.
14:58Nice to meet you.
14:59My name is Ben Azalert.
15:00I am 23 years old and you might know me from my YouTube videos where we build crazy things,
15:04put secret rooms in our house or do stuff.
15:06Today, I'm building a secret pool in my room.
15:09And you're probably wondering why.
15:11I don't think I've ever met an American before.
15:14Never met an American?
15:15I know.
15:15Never in my life.
15:16I've been to Las Vegas.
15:17Americans live in America, so I think you have, Chloe.
15:20Whoa.
15:21It's like prison, isn't it?
15:22I plan on taking the cold showers, not taking the meal upgrades, not spending any money.
15:26I want to be deprived of all things I like.
15:29I'm trying to take the challenge and be uncomfortable and just do it for real.
15:33Hello.
15:34Hello, everyone.
15:35Oh, wow.
15:36Hello.
15:37Hello.
15:38Hello.
15:38Hello, nice to meet you.
15:40Yeah, my plan is to be a loyal competitor.
15:42I don't want to be backstabbing people.
15:44I've watched the show.
15:45There's a lot of that, so I plan on being the friend that's loyal.
15:48And if it comes down to it, I'm just going to be honest.
15:51I like a drink.
15:51I'm not going to lie to you.
15:52I'll be honest with you.
15:52I like a drink.
15:53I love a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.
15:56Do you think they have it here?
15:58Yeah.
15:59The better, because I'm going home.
16:00If not, I've got to have a drink.
16:01This is like the UK version.
16:02I feel like a lot of them, they'll probably know each other better since they're in the
16:07same scene, if that makes sense.
16:08As long as I'm not the only American, because I watched the last one, the US version, they're
16:12like singling out the one UK guy.
16:14I was like, fuck, I don't want to be like the oddball outlet.
16:17It's like, I'd eliminate somebody.
16:18Might as well be him.
16:19Let's go, bro.
16:20Next in is Cheyenne, a presenter who has interviewed Wayne Lillica and Andrew Tate.
16:25Although most police officers could say the same thing.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:30Hi.
16:31My name is Cheyenne Reynolds.
16:32I am 32 now.
16:34I know, a millennial.
16:35And I am most known for my podcast, my interview formats, and giant shit on the internet, really.
16:42This is toxic business shit.
16:44Big man thing.
16:45Cheers to the toxicity in that.
16:46Can we get pink?
16:49No?
16:50The kind of insider I'm going to be is the mother hen.
16:53It would be absolutely crazy if someone wants to vote their mum out.
16:56Well, Cheyenne's next child is about to pop out.
16:58And it's Lydia Violet.
17:00Lydia started streaming a few years ago while in Bali.
17:03My arse did the same thing.
17:05Curse that tap water.
17:07Hi.
17:07Hi.
17:08Oh, my goodness.
17:09I'm Cheyenne.
17:10Cheyenne.
17:11Cheyenne.
17:12What's your name?
17:13I'm Lydia.
17:14Nice to meet you.
17:15Hi.
17:15I'm Lydia.
17:16I am 22 years old.
17:18And I am a live streamer.
17:19So, um, I play video games for a living, which is pretty cool.
17:23Wait, remind me of your name again.
17:23Lydia.
17:24First impressions.
17:25Yes.
17:25Okay, Cheyenne.
17:25And Cheyenne.
17:26Okay.
17:26Oh, my gosh.
17:27Oh, my gosh.
17:27I'm remembering your name.
17:29I'm so bad at names.
17:29I'm just gonna remember your name.
17:31Everyone's babe.
17:31Okay.
17:31And then everyone else is babe.
17:33Oh, my God.
17:34People might be surprised that I am actually English.
17:38Um, I know it doesn't sound like I'm English.
17:40It's just, I'm chronically online.
17:42And I lived in Australia, but I'm chronically online.
17:46Young people.
17:47Nice to meet you.
17:48Hi.
17:49Cheyenne.
17:49Nice to meet you.
17:50How are you, Rhett?
17:51I'm good, thank you.
17:52Nice to meet you.
17:52Hello, Rhett.
17:53Nice to meet you.
17:54What's your name?
17:55Lydia.
17:55Lydia, Alhan.
17:56Very nice to meet you.
17:57Nice to meet you.
17:58Hello.
18:00Oh, they're all so nice.
18:02Let's see how long this lasts.
18:04Oh, no.
18:05There goes my kids.
18:06Oh, my God.
18:07These lot have done me now.
18:08These lot have done me dirty.
18:11They're all so nice to eat.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:18One sec.
18:18I'm coming back.
18:19I'm coming back.
18:19I'm coming back.
18:19I'm trying to meet you.
18:21Nice to meet you.
18:21Nice to meet you.
18:25I knew she was going to be in there, Black.
18:27I can't win now.
18:28This is for my kids, Black.
18:29Dad, Zuri, Zion.
18:31She knows I ain't got kids, Black.
18:32She's got my phone number, Black.
18:34I love podcasts.
18:35It's like my favourite performance.
18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:37It's the best thing ever made.
18:38It is.
18:38I love podcasts.
18:39Yeah, she is.
18:39Is yours technically a podcast?
18:40No, I'd like to go back on a talk show.
18:42I can't believe you're here.
18:43I know!
18:44I said...
18:45I love that you're here.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Listen, yeah.
18:49If I invent two kids, Black, you better make sure you just go with it.
18:52Oh, yeah, that's real subtle.
18:54You should change your name to micro-expressions.
18:56I need a little sob story, yeah.
18:58It's funny.
18:58I've got something made.
18:59I've got a little bracelet made.
19:01Yeah, just pretend that you know I've got you.
19:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:02Don't sell me out, Black.
19:04Oh, I've never.
19:05Shh.
19:05Shine.
19:05I did that standout video for free, Black.
19:08I did it for you, but I have to remember that, yeah?
19:10Why does he need a sob story?
19:12Lena Tottenham fan's good enough.
19:15Expressions has just told me about his kids.
19:19I feel, like, stressed.
19:21I'm actually not that good at, like, lying.
19:24Honestly, people know if I'm lying,
19:25so I am actually, like, nervous.
19:29What do you do?
19:30I'm a streamer.
19:31I play video games.
19:32A streamer?
19:33Do you know what a streamer is?
19:35OK, so I, like, play video games, right?
19:38Live.
19:39So if you're playing, just for example, Monopoly
19:41or Crash Bandicoot, and someone's just watching you.
19:43And do you think you get money?
19:45Yeah.
19:45You can hardly get money.
19:46Do I do it?
19:48Oh, my gosh.
19:49When we get out, OK, you should become a streamer.
19:51Or a stripper.
19:53I've actually been gym a few times, you know.
19:55You think anybody's actually going to hit a workout?
19:58Our final insider is no stranger to a big lift.
20:00It's the world's strongest man, Eddie Hall.
20:03He's so big and strong that no one's ever told him his hair could shit.
20:07My name's Eddie Hall.
20:08I'm also known as The Beast.
20:09I'm 37 years old, and I am best known for winning the World's Strongest Man 2017
20:14and being the first human being to lift half a ton off the floor.
20:21Wasn't too heavy for you, was it?
20:23No.
20:24Might be too heavy for you, though.
20:27So my diet is essentially carnivore.
20:29All I eat is meat, eggs, and dairy.
20:31So, yeah, rice and beans is, like, my worst nightmare.
20:33Hello.
20:34Hi.
20:34Hello.
20:35Oh, my God, hi.
20:36How you doing?
20:37You're really big.
20:38Oh, yeah.
20:39What the fuck?
20:41I was so shocked when I saw Eddie.
20:43He was the last person I thought would be here.
20:45Here we see the World's Strongest Man with the World's Strongest Accent.
20:49Are you?
20:49Are you the World's Strongest Man?
20:50I am.
20:51Can you lift us in the air one day?
20:52Probably, yeah.
20:53Yes, go on, love it.
20:54Can't wait.
20:55What's your name, sorry?
20:55Chloe, Chloe.
20:56What's your name?
20:57Eddie.
20:57Eddie, that's me, Eddie.
20:58Eddie Hurwin.
20:59No, no.
21:00Close.
21:01Eddie comes in the door, absolutely humongous.
21:04That big, he needs his own postcode.
21:06I've never seen anyone with muscles like that before.
21:08What's the best thing you've built or done?
21:11We did a rollercoaster off the roof, which was fucking...
21:15In like a car.
21:16Like on wheels.
21:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:18Fucking hell.
21:18Homemade.
21:19With wood and PVC pipes, like plastic tubes.
21:22It's one of those things I didn't think was possible.
21:24We did it.
21:24And someone actually rode it.
21:25Yeah, I did, yeah.
21:27It was fucking scary.
21:29I think the group dynamic is quite open.
21:32I mean, we've got some very young people in the group.
21:34I think Expressions is very expressive.
21:37Just that energy, I can deal with that energy in small doses.
21:40But I just wonder how that's going to grind on me over seven days.
21:44Hey, hold up.
21:45Twelve people, yeah?
21:46A million pounds split twelve ways.
21:48Hundred grand each.
21:49More, yeah.
21:50Geordie.
21:51Eighty-five, eighty.
21:52Yeah?
21:53Sweet.
21:54So...
21:55What are we saying?
21:56We just all spend 80 bags?
21:57No, bro.
21:58No.
21:59Wait, what?
22:00I thought you were going to say, let's all save the money.
22:03So what's the minimum you would like to go home with at the end of this?
22:06That's the best.
22:07Yeah, how about this?
22:07How about this?
22:08Nobody has ever went home with over 500, so we could really...
22:12Yeah.
22:12So if we all really lock in that we got to be over 500,000, I think that's reasonable.
22:17Yeah.
22:18I think that's reasonable.
22:18It's not going to happen, but we should try.
22:20Here come the Sidemen.
22:21What they lack in talent, looks, and personality, they more than make up for with fancy production
22:25and guests.
22:26Wow.
22:27Oh, it's nice, isn't it?
22:28It is.
22:29Hello.
22:31Hey, boy.
22:32You've been working out.
22:34You're going to tense for me.
22:35Bro, stop glazing.
22:36You're going to tense for me a little.
22:37Oh, okay.
22:38Close the camera.
22:40Oh, oh!
22:42Oh, God.
22:43Someone keep JJ away from Marlon.
22:45Show me.
22:47Show me.
22:48Look how spacious this room there is.
22:50There's so much room there is.
22:51Oh, look at the room.
22:52T-posts, T-posts, T-posts.
22:54Oh, dear.
22:55Oh, my meat.
22:56Oh, my meat.
22:58All right, let's go.
23:00Let's go meet them.
23:04They're a weird bunch.
23:07Hello.
23:08Hello.
23:09Hello, hello.
23:10How are we doing?
23:13How are we doing?
23:16Welcome to Inside.
23:19Oh, no.
23:20He's doing the promo voice again.
23:22Your prize fund starts at one million pounds.
23:28I can only be one winner.
23:32So trust no one.
23:38Don't me.
23:41You're very cute.
23:43Hey!
23:44The shop is now open.
23:52Chloe's sprinting to the shops.
23:54What could she possibly be after?
23:56Why?
23:58Oh, shit!
24:01Wait, sofa cushions.
24:03That way?
24:04Oh, wow.
24:06Energy drink.
24:07Any sweet...
24:07God, I could do a little.
24:09Are they worth the alcohol?
24:10That'll be later on.
24:11Oh, okay.
24:12That'll be like a treat.
24:12Fuck this shit.
24:13You're getting withdrawals.
24:14I'm not going to lie.
24:15I am really excited to be here, but I need a drink.
24:18And on that menu, there is no alcohol.
24:20How am I going to survive?
24:21Who's going to tell Chloe this is her intervention?
24:24Where is my white white ID by Savio Blob?
24:29Could I contain some crisps, please?
24:30Only first day.
24:32Oh, could I contain a pack of crisps?
24:33Please, I'm sorry.
24:35Crisps?
24:36I won't fucking fill you.
24:38It's the first day, yeah?
24:40Fuck the cushions.
24:42Just be smart with your money.
24:43Put it towards your meal upgrades.
24:45Imagine a Prosecco later.
24:46My butt cheeks right now, flat.
24:48You get me?
24:49I've got a bum, you know?
24:50Not anymore, fam.
24:51I've got no back, fam.
24:52I need some sofas for that cushion stat.
24:55We need a football.
24:55Just keep it up.
24:56Two-touch would just, like, go on.
24:58Bro, if there's the air,
24:59if there's shit like that, we need to do it.
25:01They're listening.
25:01The football's going to be ten bags
25:02now that you've said that.
25:03That's worth it.
25:04Yeah, it is.
25:05Just two-touch non-stop.
25:06All day.
25:07Hey, be honest, be honest.
25:08Yeah, my boy.
25:08Who do you think it's going to be like?
25:10Expressions.
25:11Yeah?
25:11What's spending the most?
25:12Oh, is that the question?
25:14Hey, why did you...
25:18When did Jimmy Carter arrive?
25:20That laugh is just fucking mental, bro.
25:22I don't trust the boys.
25:23I have all...
25:24Wait, trust the boys about spending?
25:26No, no, I feel like they've seen...
25:27Well, trust it.
25:28Ben's part.
25:29No, but I feel like the boys, like,
25:30I feel like they need the energy,
25:32so I'm not going to be stupid to put all the girls out.
25:33No, no, no, no.
25:34Yeah, no.
25:35Just, you know, trust each other.
25:37Yeah.
25:37Do you reckon the girls are, like,
25:39forming an alliance, like, plotting?
25:40Probably.
25:41It's natural, though, isn't it?
25:42Boys and girls.
25:43Let's be honest, innit?
25:44But girls are very bitchy.
25:45They're not going to turn on each other.
25:47They're smarter than us, bro.
25:49They're smarter than us.
25:50No, they've got Chloe from Geordie Shaw and Saffron Barker.
25:52I don't know how much smarter.
25:56Excuse me.
25:57Hello?
25:58Can you hear me?
25:59Where is the wine?
26:01Ugh, Chloe.
26:02The only wine in this place is coming from your mouth.
26:05I don't think Chloe gives a fuck about this show.
26:07She doesn't.
26:07She's just here for vibes.
26:08Let me tell you something.
26:09She's here for a red wine like UB40 fan.
26:11I think...
26:12I think Cheyenne's going to be very calculated, yeah?
26:14She's done a dating show and she deals with men very well.
26:18I think she might win.
26:19I don't think she could be the...
26:20Be the ringleader of what's going on.
26:22Who do y'all think...
26:23Who do y'all think of them is here to, like, actually win the money?
26:25I think...
26:26I think Anna or the livestreamer.
26:27Yeah, Anna.
26:28Anna.
26:29She's got to buy...
26:30She's got to buy some shit back home.
26:31She's got a castle.
26:32She said she's giving all the money to charity if she wins.
26:34Oh, mate, fuck that for a laugh.
26:36Definitely voting her out for that.
26:37Yeah.
26:37Yeah, charity's for losers.
26:42I feel like the boys and the girls were just plotting separately there.
26:44We were actually having a good time.
26:46Were you figuring out the master plan how to let us all down?
26:49Be honest.
26:50What?
26:51I don't know if there's enough brain cells of you lot left in here
26:53for us to do that, boy.
26:54You know what I mean?
26:54We're just trying to live life and get cushions.
26:56We were just talking about fighting.
26:58This place looks like a kennel,
26:59with a pug sat next to an XL bully.
27:02What are you lot giving us...
27:03Oh, nah.
27:04Hey!
27:04I'm wondering how it's going, bro.
27:06Let's go!
27:07I might just get an upgrade now.
27:09Yo, do it quick.
27:10Do it quick.
27:10Do it quick.
27:12It'll come down in front of everyone.
27:15Oh, this is the cushion.
27:17That's shit.
27:18That's fucking shit, Sidemen.
27:19That's shit.
27:20That's not model behaviour.
27:22I think this is when I realise I might actually cook.
27:24Yeah, I know.
27:24Does it even say meal look great?
27:26Oh, it does.
27:275K!
27:285K!
27:29Yo!
27:30Wait, where is it?
27:31No, we've not got it yet.
27:32I just don't want to spend five grand.
27:34But this is going to be horrific, I can tell.
27:37Damn.
27:39Hey, that's alright, blud.
27:40Is that rice and peas?
27:42That's rice and peas.
27:43That is rice and peas.
27:44That's not even like rice and beans.
27:45I'll take that.
27:46I don't like beans.
27:48This is disgusting, blud.
27:50This is my worst nightmare.
27:52Chicken nuggets.
27:53Yeah.
27:53I can't eat that shit.
27:54Neither.
27:55I'm just eating rice.
27:56I'll have to see it later.
27:57It'll be fine.
27:58Is there anyone that want to try the meal upgrade to see what it is?
28:00Oh, yeah.
28:01If I have us, yeah.
28:02Oh, really?
28:03Should I just test it out?
28:03Yeah.
28:04If I have to, if I have to.
28:07Can I confirm a meal upgrade, please?
28:09And you know I like dry food.
28:11So I don't fuck about with it.
28:12Yeah, I got the meal upgrade.
28:14The rice and beans was horrific.
28:16I mean, it was just rice.
28:18That's sick.
28:18Well, you probably don't even like that.
28:20I don't.
28:20I don't even like that.
28:21You're fucking lying.
28:22I don't.
28:23I said to the camera, you know I'm fussy.
28:25Please don't put anything confusing in there.
28:27We're talking mustard.
28:28We're talking pickles.
28:29We're talking, I don't know, loads of miscellaneous meat.
28:32I don't even know what was in there.
28:34How is it?
28:35You're dissecting it.
28:35I feel like somebody who isn't as picky as you needs to be the judge of whether it's...
28:38He's doing surgery.
28:40The meat's good.
28:41Yeah, I'm just avoiding the other shit.
28:45I need to go to the toilet, Mark.
28:46Again?
28:47Again?
28:48You might want to get that checked, mate.
28:55I confirm that Tango Mango zero sugar, blood.
28:58Another can.
28:59Well, he's definitely taking the piss in the shop.
29:01We need to buy things as a team.
29:04And then we need to buy things for ourself.
29:06The shop will be seeing me, bruv.
29:07I'm just no fan.
29:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:11Brother, I've got Tango Mango in my water bottle, bluv.
29:14I'm going to be doing that throughout the whole show, bluv.
29:17But what else do you do other than streaming?
29:18Like, what do you go up to?
29:19It's all of it.
29:20You know, TikTok, Instagram.
29:22Twitch?
29:22Twitch, yeah.
29:23You make money off that?
29:25Oh, yeah.
29:25I bet all the girls do.
29:27Do you ever do, like, tours or, like, meet and greets or anything?
29:28Yeah, I do, yeah.
29:29I just did one.
29:30I just did one tour in America.
29:31People follow you.
29:32They stalk you.
29:32I mean, I've had, like, people come to my hotel room,
29:34like, knock on my door.
29:35What'd you do?
29:36Do you invite them in?
29:37You know, funny, I swear on my life, I invited them in.
29:39They took a piss and they went out.
29:41Yeah, right.
29:41And that old chestnut.
29:42I bet you think, oh, yeah.
29:43Come on.
29:46I'd like to confirm a proper wind-up, please.
29:49A wind-up?
29:50What could this be?
29:51Oh, my God.
29:52What is it?
29:53I'll take that.
29:53Yeah, that's yours, that's yours.
29:54What is it?
29:55Fruitwinder.
29:56Is that a fucking joke?
29:58Nah, I don't want it.
29:58Don't like this.
29:59I'm not being part of your plan.
30:01I'm winning the million pounds.
30:03I love Alhan.
30:04I mean, I watched him on the outside, anyway.
30:06He's quite mischievous, but, like, I don't know,
30:08I feel like we've got a little dynamic duo going on.
30:11Oh, inside friends.
30:12You guys gonna take a hot shower or a cold shower?
30:14Listen, I was like, everyone's showering together.
30:16I was like, double up!
30:17Hold on, hold on.
30:18I want to see how cold it is.
30:19Should we do it?
30:19Yeah, should we do it?
30:22Okay, how cold is that?
30:23Make sure it's cold.
30:24It's...
30:25It's doable.
30:25Yeah.
30:27In the morning, it's gonna be a little different.
30:29Oh, fuck, man.
30:32The insiders have had their rice and beans,
30:34and after simultaneously sharting,
30:36they've had to put on their new sparkling inside uniforms.
30:39I'm admiring your foot.
30:42Thanks, bro.
30:42It's been brave you just wiped the dogs out this early.
30:45My fucking feet were...
30:46really hot.
30:50That noise means, for the first time this series,
30:53the insiders are heading to the challenge arena.
30:55Head to the challenge area!
30:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
30:59Are you celebrating about it?
31:00It's not, though.
31:00This is when the beef starts.
31:02The beef?
31:02This is when shit gets...
31:03I like beef anyway.
31:04Oh, no, this is when it gets real.
31:07Oh, shit!
31:09Whoa!
31:10Oh, my God.
31:11Oh, this is...
31:12Oh, no.
31:14Oh, God, no.
31:14Oh, my God.
31:15This is too close for comfort.
31:18Every round, two insiders will be paired up
31:20and be asked a juicy question.
31:22In order to complete the challenge,
31:23they must truthfully answer each question.
31:26However, whilst doing so,
31:28a few distractions will take place.
31:30If the distraction is too much to handle,
31:33they can press the red button
31:34and step out of the challenge.
31:37But doing so will cost the team 10,000 pounds.
31:42Now, let's play Too Close For Comfort.
31:46Expressions.
31:47Oh, come on.
31:48Not me.
31:49And Lydia.
31:50Please.
31:51Why me first?
31:52Enter the box.
31:55Do you actually mind if man pressed the button?
31:57Ten grand.
31:57It's not that much.
31:59It's not that much.
32:00Don't press it.
32:01Bro, you're talking too much, man.
32:02Get in.
32:03Get in the fucking box, bro.
32:04That's outrageous, you know.
32:06It's too slow, black.
32:07How's Eddie getting in this box?
32:08Oh, my God.
32:09I'm actually terrified, guys.
32:13It's like I'm snorkeling and you're like so pissed.
32:15Hey, man.
32:16Hey, listen.
32:17Hey, you lot.
32:17Man needs some support, innit, black?
32:19I'm scared of everything.
32:22I'm scared of everything.
32:23But when you've got the world's strongest man, black, this is when you need to just, you
32:28get, you need to turn it on.
32:29You need to shazam.
32:30Well, how do you guys feel about cockroaches?
32:36What roaches, fat?
32:37What roaches?
32:38What roaches?
32:39What roaches?
32:40Oh, they're wild.
32:41They're a massive one.
32:44Oh.
32:46No, no, no.
32:47Stop.
32:47Stop.
32:47What's that?
32:48What's that?
32:49What's that?
32:57What's that?
33:06Oh
33:08Let me slowly ask you a question and what's got on my head?
33:16I can't even see the button
33:20Shag marry kill
33:22Shag marry kill soccer rice
33:25I say all right, so um
33:29What you sweat? I'm a marisaka. I love that water, you know, then wait there
33:33I'm a shag rice chicken fried rice, baby, you know, then wait there. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill
33:39him
33:41Remember I said it fam and I'll do it for free blood Lydia. Who do you think has zero chance
33:48of winning?
33:56What the fuck?
33:57Take me
33:59Uh
34:00As a
34:02What the fuck? No press the button and press the button. I swear this woman black. I've had enough of
34:11her bra. Get me out of there bro
34:13I feel like it's on my chin, but I don't know.
34:15But I'm actually going crazy.
34:16Oh, my God, it's on your chin.
34:17Oh, my God, it's on your chin.
34:18Oh, my God.
34:19No, wait.
34:19Hold on.
34:20Lydia, please.
34:22I can see the cockroaches.
34:23Oh, my God.
34:25Lydia, please, man.
34:26What's your name?
34:27I said expressions, woman.
34:29Expressions, expressions.
34:30I said, you're like, saying expressions.
34:33Why expressions?
34:36Um, because, um, he's quite loud.
34:41And I think he's going to press it, but he's going to fail on a challenge.
34:47Well, like, you're failing now.
34:49I'm not failing.
34:50You've made this challenge a whole lot worse.
34:52Yeah, I think we'll accept that.
34:53I didn't know who I was going to vote for, but I think I might do now.
34:56Well, well done.
34:58You two.
34:58Congratulations.
34:59Thanks, Michelle.
35:00Wait, is that actually on my chin?
35:01No, you're all right.
35:02Are you from it?
35:03Yeah, yeah.
35:03Do you swear on your life?
35:04My life?
35:05Hell no, man.
35:06My life?
35:07After what you just said to me?
35:10Chloe and Saffron.
35:12Oh, my God.
35:13My goggles are down again.
35:14This is...
35:15Oh, I can't do it.
35:17This round is toads.
35:20Oh, that's fine.
35:21Right?
35:21Toads.
35:22What?
35:23What's a toad?
35:23Like a frog.
35:25Frog!
35:25Frog!
35:26Obviously, everyone needs to understand that I'm not the brightest on the sky.
35:30So when you said toad, I didn't know.
35:32The only thing I could think of was a toad in the hole.
35:34Us British love a toad in the hole.
35:36Babe, babe, don't scream.
35:37You're going to scare me.
35:39Oh, no.
35:39I'm fucking terrified.
35:41Fuck this.
35:41They're going to actually jump.
35:42Fuck this.
35:43Fuck my life right now.
35:45Whoa!
35:46It's just staring at you.
35:47Try to scream with your mouth shut so I don't go in there.
35:51No!
35:51Close the...
35:53You're going to whack me behind you.
35:54Oh, my fucking God.
35:55How many are you going to pick in?
35:56Oh, my God.
35:57They're jumping.
35:58They're jumping.
35:59Being in this box feels so much worse than it looks, by the way.
36:03Do not.
36:04Oh, fuck off.
36:05No, fuck off.
36:05That's horrible.
36:06That was wild.
36:07Oh, my fucking God.
36:09The toad stinks.
36:12It stinks of ass.
36:15Asshole.
36:15Oh.
36:17Chloe.
36:18Shag, marry, kill any of the male housemates.
36:22Oh.
36:24Jesus.
36:25I'll kill Anna.
36:28What?
36:29It has to be the men.
36:31What?
36:32That was so unnecessary.
36:34What the hell?
36:35You had the name males.
36:36OK, OK, OK.
36:38Kill Eddie, because then I'll be the strongest.
36:40OK.
36:41And then marry.
36:45Yeah.
36:47Discusion.
36:48Because he's the funniest.
36:50Excusion.
36:51I am leaving this house.
36:54Oh, my God.
36:55Who?
36:57Exclusions.
36:58Exclusions, bro.
37:00Who are you shagging?
37:02Him over there.
37:03Which one?
37:04The leg one, obviously.
37:06Why is it like it's not obviously him?
37:09Can we just double check?
37:10Do you mean?
37:10The Baldi out for the Piazans.
37:12Marlon, not the only one.
37:13I'm not fucking bored, yo.
37:15Why are you going to shove his hairline here, bro?
37:17What's I talking about?
37:18Right, that's enough.
37:19Definitely not AB.
37:20No.
37:20Bro, it's fucking Bob.
37:22It's the next person.
37:22He's just got to double check.
37:23Why didn't he up?
37:25Safon.
37:26Who do you think will be the biggest game player in the house?
37:32Um...
37:32I have no idea, because the problem is I'm too trusting, so I don't know.
37:37Pick someone, bitch!
37:38Pick someone!
37:40Expression.
37:41Expression!
37:43I'll take that.
37:44Just because she got the name right?
37:46Nah, yeah.
37:46Real talk.
37:48Congratulations.
37:49Glowing in Safon.
37:51I thought that was 20k that was right.
37:52Yeah, very good.
37:53That's mental.
37:53Let's go.
37:55Round three.
37:58India and Eddie.
38:02I'm really scared.
38:03This is going to be fine.
38:05Eddie, India.
38:08How do you feel about rats?
38:09Oh, no!
38:10Fuck off!
38:11No, I cannot do this.
38:12Keep your eyes.
38:13Keep your eyes.
38:13Break the rats, baby!
38:15Keep your eyes off.
38:16No, I can't.
38:17I don't know how to do it.
38:17Keep them covered.
38:18No, I'm sorry.
38:19Oh!
38:20There's loads.
38:21No, I can't do it.
38:22He's a mass rat.
38:23He's a mass rat.
38:24No, I can't do that.
38:25Oh, my God.
38:26He's a mass rat.
38:26I'm not going to lie.
38:27They've got Master Splinter in that box, India.
38:30You need to worry.
38:31No!
38:32Let me see.
38:33He's a nice rat.
38:34He's a ball sack on that one.
38:36He's a nice rat.
38:40India, if you don't want to do it, press the button.
38:43Press the red button.
38:44Don't worry about it.
38:45We're going to need you to put your head up a little bit.
38:47Put your head up.
38:49Oh!
38:51Oh, my God.
38:53Rats.
38:54I don't like rats.
38:55It would've helped if it was, like, a fluffy little white mouse.
38:58I could've been like, oh, you know, it's a little pet.
39:00They were naked mole rats with big balls,
39:03and they were pooping and peeing everywhere,
39:06and they smelled really bad.
39:08That is £10,000.
39:10You could've at least got fluffy ones.
39:13£10,000 has been wiped off the prize box.
39:17I think I've got one pooping in my hair.
39:22Cheyenne and AB is pigeons.
39:24Oh, my God!
39:26Oh, my God!
39:27Oh, my God!
39:28They're going to put on me!
39:30Oh, my God!
39:31Oh, my God!
39:34Why are they all on me?
39:35They're all on me.
39:37They were some nitty pigeons.
39:38I've seen them before at King's Cross.
39:39They were straight off the street.
39:40They've seen some shit.
39:41I can tell.
39:42AB?
39:43Yeah?
39:44What's your most embarrassing moment?
39:47I've shot myself playing Call of Duty.
39:49Oh, my God!
39:52Cheyenne, you've interviewed a lot of people in your time.
39:55Mm-hmm.
39:56In the house, who would be the worst person to interview?
39:59What's your content?
40:01Like, vlogs and shit.
40:02Yeah, see?
40:03Then he'd be the worst person to interview.
40:05Because they've got to be entertaining.
40:06You don't think AB's entertaining?
40:08Don't twist it!
40:10Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
40:11I've got bare pigeons on me.
40:12See?
40:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
40:15Congratulations!
40:16You have got food.
40:18You have to deal with nothing.
40:19You have to deal with nothing.
40:19This round.
40:20Yes!
40:25Ben and Alhan, how would you like a little bit of shit?
40:30Oh, my God.
40:32Bring in the shit.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:34Fuck it.
40:35Oh, my God.
40:36That's actually shit.
40:37Oh!
40:38Hey.
40:39Hey, Alhan, you're in the thick of it now, Vlad.
40:41The shit smells so bad, it took the entire room.
40:45I was literally like this.
40:47There it is.
40:48Oh, my God.
40:48Perfect.
40:49You seem way too used to this.
40:51That's what I'm into.
40:52True Geordie.
40:53That's fine.
40:55Putting shit in a box on people's heads.
41:00Ben!
41:03How much did you make from your highest-earning video?
41:18You taking the fucking piss?
41:20All right, all right, all right.
41:21What the fuck?
41:231.2 million.
41:24What?
41:25What?
41:27What's he doing?
41:27He don't need the money, Vlad.
41:29You just got to respect that.
41:30Nah, man.
41:34Alhan.
41:36Flicked.
41:36Who at me?
41:38Alhan.
41:39What?
41:40Who is your least favorite person?
41:43Oh, my God.
41:44Jack slaps now.
41:45I'm voting you out next.
41:47Little bit.
41:47With a whole bucket on my arm.
41:51Even as an arse eater, I was, you know, out of my comfort zone.
41:56Alhan.
41:57What?
41:57Who is your least favorite person in the world?
42:00Swarms.
42:03That was way too quick.
42:05Cool.
42:05Can we ask why?
42:06The music.
42:08You hate his music that much?
42:10Terrible.
42:13OK, the final round.
42:16Anna.
42:16Marlon.
42:18This time, you're not going to be facing the tank.
42:22Marlon and Anna.
42:23Is that a fucking ice bath?
42:26This is your distraction.
42:28You have a very cold bath.
42:30Bro, you know how cold it is here already?
42:32Oh, my God.
42:32You have it at, like, minus 20, bro.
42:35Anna, you've got this, Vlad.
42:36Ready?
42:37OK.
42:37Please.
42:38Oh, my God.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:40Fuck.
42:42I'm shaking already.
42:44Bro, you know how cold it is in here already, bro?
42:46Come on, dude.
42:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:47OK.
42:48Don't be a pussy.
42:50Oh, you have to share this bath with Marlon.
42:52And I'm just like, wow.
42:55Is there anything bad about it?
42:57Let's bring in the eels.
42:59What?
43:00What?
43:01What?
43:01No.
43:02It's an eels.
43:03No, no, no, no.
43:04No, no, no, no, no.
43:05Where are you going?
43:07Are you pressing the red button?
43:10No, no.
43:11Are you getting out?
43:12If you get out, that is 10,000.
43:15But why is it still cold?
43:16I don't understand.
43:17If you get out in 10,000.
43:18I don't understand it's cold, bro.
43:19If you get out in 10,000.
43:21Come on.
43:21They're chill.
43:22They're not even real.
43:23It's a deal.
43:23Come on.
43:24Oh, my God.
43:25What?
43:27They're on my nuts right now.
43:28Like, please, bro.
43:29Like.
43:30Marlon.
43:30Yes, bro.
43:31What is your body count?
43:33Come on.
43:36That is fine.
43:37Bro, come on, dude.
43:38What do you mean?
43:39Come on.
43:40Chill out, bro.
43:42It's on my leg.
43:43Fuck.
43:44It's moving towards me.
43:45Answer the question.
43:46It's nine.
43:47It doesn't bite, right?
43:48Nine.
43:48I said it.
43:49Nine?
43:50Nine, yes.
43:51What were their names?
43:53Oh, you fucking did that.
43:55I'm kidding.
43:56I'm kidding.
43:57I'm kidding.
43:58I'm kidding.
43:59Anna.
43:59Come on.
44:00Who is the most famous person that has been in your DMs?
44:03That's fucking.
44:04There's easy shit.
44:05A lot of them.
44:06I don't know.
44:06Drake?
44:08Drake?
44:09Drake?
44:10Drake?
44:11Drake?
44:11What did they say?
44:13They said hi.
44:14I left them on red and then sent the message.
44:18Wow.
44:19Damn.
44:20Was that before that Bobby Alterhoff girl or after?
44:23I don't understand what you're saying.
44:25I can speak in Swahili.
44:27You're asking me communicating with this girl, you know?
44:29No, exclusion.
44:29Don't worry, bro.
44:30Yeah, explosion.
44:30Come on, bro.
44:32Congratulations, insiders.
44:33You have now completed your first challenge of Inside.
44:36Oh!
44:37Woo!
44:38And because you guys did so well, we're going to reward you with some fresh cushions.
44:44Woo!
44:46Yes!
44:48Yes!
44:48Yes!
44:50The bar's on the fucking floor.
44:52Cushions.
44:52So, it seems like you all got to know each other a bit better.
44:55You can head back inside.
44:57Yay!
44:57Yay!
44:57Oh, my goodness!
44:59Wow!
45:00You look so nice.
45:04Wow!
45:05This is nice.
45:06How's the biggest guy got one blood?
45:08That may be the heaviest one out of the board.
45:10It is the heaviest one.
45:12Three cushions.
45:13How nice.
45:13And all you had to do was get covered in cockroaches' heels and covered in shit.
45:18Oh, so I've got to figure it out.
45:19So, it's like...
45:20Puzzle.
45:21Pretty shit puzzle, Chloe.
45:22What the fuck?
45:23It's changed.
45:25Hang on.
45:26What does A, B, C?
45:29Milkshake.
45:30Premium beer.
45:31Nah.
45:32Nah.
45:33I'm not taking this make-up off.
45:35You're out here doing lip liner, girls.
45:37Bedtime.
45:38No, it's party time.
45:39I'm having a drink.
45:40Nothing says class like having your make-up in a Ziploc lunch bag.
45:44There's alcohol.
45:45Woo!
45:46Woo!
45:46Yeah, there's milkshakes.
45:50Woo!
45:52Is it wine?
45:53Prosecco!
45:54We're there, there's Prosecco.
45:55Yes!
45:55I get more of the bubbles.
45:56Is that what it is?
45:56You're Prosecco.
45:57Oh, yeah.
45:583,000.
45:59Babe, that's a lot.
46:00No, I know, but I can't.
46:01I don't care.
46:02I confirm Prosecco.
46:04We're there.
46:04Is that the only drink?
46:05Prosecco?
46:06No, babe, there's this.
46:08That's...
46:08Oh, we're there.
46:09What?
46:09That's less.
46:10Can I guess?
46:11I confirm.
46:12But, no, you've already confirmed it, though, babe.
46:13You've confirmed both now.
46:15You've confirmed both now.
46:15What do you mean?
46:16If you say you've confirmed it's coming, so now you've got wine and...
46:19Eh, but they didn't nod.
46:20I don't think anyone's in there.
46:21Babe, you're getting both.
46:23Hello?
46:24Right, Chloe, we get it.
46:25You want a drink.
46:27Chloe is spending a lot of money on alcohol.
46:30Obviously, if it goes on every night, then that's going to be a problem.
46:34Can we confirm red wine, Malbec?
46:36Oh, two red wine!
46:38Red wine!
46:39I have been waiting all fucking day for a glass of wine.
46:43I feel reborn, actually.
46:47Is that food?
46:48Can I confirm a meal upgrade, please?
46:51And please make it one I like.
46:54Is it actually beans again?
46:55Yeah.
46:56Oh, my God, it's actually beans.
46:57I'll eat that.
46:58I'll eat that.
46:58I'll eat that.
46:59So it's actually beans every day?
47:01Yeah, it's going to be a lot of meal upgrades, I think.
47:03I'm going to go for a meal upgrade.
47:05I feel like I can't do, like, the gruel.
47:07Oh, that's like 60 beans if we all do it.
47:10I'm finding right to be.
47:11It is, right?
47:12I mean, there'll be some people that try hard and they're like,
47:15no, I'm not having one.
47:15Just have one, mate.
47:16It's not that deep.
47:17I confirm a meal upgrade expeditiously, Vlad.
47:21Can I confirm a meal upgrade, please?
47:23Can I confirm a meal upgrade?
47:27Oh, shit!
47:29Oh, my God.
47:30Shotgun mistake.
47:32Shotgun.
47:32Yeah, that's definitely all you want.
47:36What the fuck?
47:37Why do you get a steak?
47:38Oh, it's cooked medium rare as well.
47:41Is it warm?
47:43I don't think he'd care if it was alive.
47:47As it's the first night, the insiders have gathered around
47:50to have a nice little get-to-know-you chat.
47:52I wonder what icebreakers Alhalla's prepared.
47:55What's, like, the worst thing you lot have ever been through?
47:57Oh, no.
47:58What, you want a trauma, Dad?
48:01What's the worst part of your life?
48:03Anna has a fucking butler, yeah?
48:06Don't chat to man about no hardships, yeah?
48:07No, but that doesn't mean they've never been through anything.
48:09You can be rich and go through hardships.
48:11Yeah, you can.
48:11All right, cool, so.
48:13And go through hard work?
48:14Hence my-
48:14Like, bad times.
48:16Oi, point proven, yeah?
48:17I went through war.
48:19Yeah, you fucked it, bro.
48:21Fair enough, Anna wins.
48:22Yeah, hold that, bro.
48:23Yeah.
48:24No.
48:25Oh, you got some money?
48:26Oh, let's see.
48:26Come on, come on, come on.
48:27Ain't gonna be that much, man.
48:28Ain't gonna worry.
48:29No.
48:30We don't want to go lower than 9,000.
48:31I mean, 900,000.
48:33Hold on a minute.
48:33Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
48:35Hey, slow down.
48:36Hey, Bobby Valentino, Vlad!
48:38Bobby Valentino, fam!
48:40There's no way.
48:41Okay, okay.
48:42That's all right.
48:43It's like a 10K challenge.
48:45We'll take that.
48:45How many meal upgrades?
48:46Like, probably, like, 10.
48:48What we spent today is not really surprising to me.
48:51I think the most money spent is by AB, for sure,
48:53because I've literally seen it.
48:54I think we gotta cut down on the meal upgrades,
48:56stuff like that.
48:57But other than that, pretty good day.
48:59Kept it over 900,000, so I'm happy with that.
49:01All right, I'm gonna make a suggestion, yeah?
49:04That 4250 is pissing man off a lot, yeah?
49:07And in the grand scheme of things, between 12 of us,
49:10what is four bags, yeah?
49:12So should we just make it a nice round number...
49:14Tonight.
49:15...of 930 bags and go treat ourselves
49:17for one night only, yeah?
49:20What can you treat yourself with for four bags?
49:22I'll come for president.
49:22Anyway, I'll see you at the shop.
49:25I'm quite happy where the price fund is right now.
49:27If we stay on this trajectory,
49:29and with eliminations,
49:31I think we're on track to hit
49:32around about the half million a mark.
49:35What is it?
49:36This is 3,650, yeah?
49:38So you can have...
49:40A crispy...
49:41Like, a seven-minute shower.
49:43There's nothing for 200.
49:45Brad, I like the way you walk in here
49:46and tell us what we can do, blood.
49:48Shush.
49:48I will not.
49:50No, we had an agreement.
49:51I'm like...
49:52We?!
49:52I didn't sign off on anything, blood.
49:54Do you want to share the milkshake?
49:55Who wants a milkshake?
49:56Who need of your gains?
49:57I'll have half with you,
49:59if you want to go halves on the milkshake.
50:00I'm not justified.
50:01Who fancies cucumber-flavoured crisps?
50:04Cucumber crisps?
50:05Spot the guy who went to private school.
50:10Your kids are five, did you say?
50:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:12Boy and a girl.
50:13Obviously, being away from my family
50:14for this seven days and that is a big deal.
50:17Do you know what I mean?
50:18Yeah, yeah.
50:18Like, I've never worn this, like, on a YouTube video or nothing,
50:21but it's almost like...
50:23Yeah, like, man's proud of them, bro.
50:25You know what I mean?
50:25Do you miss yours, though?
50:26I ain't gonna lie.
50:27No disrespect, I don't.
50:29You don't miss your kid?
50:30I don't.
50:31I don't, lad.
50:32Now, you know why?
50:33Because I know they're good.
50:34Look, there's nothing better in this world
50:36as getting home and just giving my fucking daughter,
50:39my two little girls...
50:41100%.
50:41Give them a fucking...
50:42Pick them up.
50:42Give them a hug and a kiss
50:43and it fucking melts my heart, man.
50:45Brother, let me tell you like this right now.
50:47If I go missing offline,
50:49Eddie got his hands on me.
50:50He asked me a question about my kids
50:53and, yeah, fam, I lied through the gap.
50:55That's it.
50:55So when I want to punk out on my challenges,
50:57I look down on my wrist, yeah, and I say,
50:58all right, cool.
50:59Nice.
50:59What are you talking about, bro?
51:01You get me?
51:01If they ever watch this, you know what I mean?
51:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:04Do you know what I mean?
51:04They'll be like, yeah.
51:05Look what my dad did, lad.
51:07Yeah, nice, man.
51:08That's true.
51:08You know what I mean?
51:09So, yeah.
51:10It is what it is, bro.
51:15Ooh!
51:16There's an unexpected item in the backing area.
51:19Wait, what is this?
51:20Look.
51:20Ultimate power available.
51:22Wait, what is that?
51:23Please, could I confirm one ultimate power, please?
51:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:27That could be...
51:27That could be big.
51:28That could be big, yeah.
51:29Come on.
51:31Oh, my God.
51:32Oh, my God.
51:32Wait, wait, wait.
51:33Let me go in the corner.
51:35What?
51:35I need one of you.
51:36That's a card.
51:38Oh, my God.
51:38Go to room 19.
51:40Who?
51:40Me.
51:40I bought ultimate power.
51:44Shit, shit, shit.
51:46I just panicked.
51:49Congratulations, insider.
51:50You have purchased ultimate power.
51:52You are immune from elimination tomorrow.
51:55And you must now select three of your follow insiders
51:58to nominate for eviction.
52:00Nah.
52:01Marlon just said there's ultimate power
52:03and I just got gas and said it
52:04because I knew it would be some mad stuff like that.
52:07What comes after A and B?
52:09See?
52:09To see what's about to happen, babe.
52:12I've already done that one, mate.
52:14In order to confirm your nomination,
52:15you need to say your three nominees,
52:18I'm down for some chicken nuggets, name.
52:22It's fucked up from you, love, to make me say it to their face.
52:24I don't want to send anyone home.
52:26It is also survival of the fittest here.
52:28Oh, it's fucked because they all know I bought this.
52:30Why did I scream it?
52:33Um...
52:33India lost 10K in the challenge.
52:35Chloe's a bit of a loose cannon with the booze.
52:37Anna's just really, like, like, wouldn't hurt a fly.
52:40Cheyenne is also, like, the mother of the hat.
52:42Like, I feel like she's always just smiling.
52:44Oh, I've got to send one of the boys.
52:46I can't do all girls.
52:47That's not fair on the rest of them.
52:48Maybe he's gone woke.
52:50Anything can happen.
52:52Oh, my cousin Eddie.
52:54Ben, lovely guy.
52:55Marlon's also in my boy's side.
52:57I can't do him like that.
53:03We'll have to just pick one of the boys on the spot.
53:05You're nicest.
53:05I wish I didn't buy this, bro.
53:07Coming up this season on Inside.
53:09Oh, my God.
53:10No, that's disgusting.
53:12The games have really begun.
53:14Wait, are you crying?
53:16There's no such thing as trust in this house.
53:18Alfie, who's going to call it the game so far?
53:20They ain't villains like us.
53:22I've got no game plan.
53:23I've got no strategy.
53:24I'm here to stir the pot.
53:25Was it you?
53:26It was not me, I swear.
53:31Hell no!
53:32Don't mess with me, bitch.
53:34I had to show him a bit of ass crack.
53:36Can't do this.
53:37The three insiders nominated for elimination are...
53:40Alright.
53:47Take a look.
53:48Look up inside life.
53:50Yeah.
53:51I'm finna win.
53:53Side man inside like.
53:55Ay, we about to go in.
53:57Don't believe me.
53:58Come and see me.
53:58Got three wishes from my genie.
54:00Now I'm on your local TV.
54:01Y'all don't throw that dreamer.
54:02Say she wanna come and see me.
54:03When I'm in a local city, I'm like, pause, oh, please step aside so they can see me.
54:59I'm in a local city.
55:04I'm in a local city.
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