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Wednesday Season 2 (2025) Episode 2 English SUB
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00:00:26Enid!
00:00:28Enid's fine, dear.
00:00:30It's you I'm worried about.
00:00:34Mother.
00:00:35When it comes to your ability, I asked you to be honest with me.
00:00:39I know what those tears mean.
00:00:42It's psychic exhaustion.
00:00:44That's what happens when you abuse your gift.
00:00:47I've harnessed it.
00:00:49You sound just like your aunt.
00:00:52How do I get the tears to go away?
00:00:55Well, you can start by giving me Goody's book of spells.
00:00:59Don't be upset with him.
00:01:01He was worried sick.
00:01:03As was I.
00:01:06Goody was my spirit guide.
00:01:08That book belongs to me.
00:01:09This isn't something you could control.
00:01:12You have to be patient and wait for your new guide.
00:01:15They will appear when the time is right.
00:01:17I don't have that time.
00:01:19Not after tonight.
00:01:21You never believed the rules apply to you.
00:01:24And I applaud that.
00:01:26But you cannot bend your psychic ability to your will.
00:01:29And you can't expect me to bend to yours.
00:01:31You cannot tell me to blaze my own trail and then put up all these roadblocks.
00:01:35I'm not your enemy.
00:01:37I am your mother.
00:01:39Your ability is not a weapon to be deployed.
00:01:41It's a gift to be respected.
00:01:44I liked you better when you were a Chris to ball away.
00:01:48Well, one day I won't be here anymore.
00:01:50And you can recklessly live your life as you see fit.
00:01:58You were supposed to help me protect her.
00:02:02Most of all for myself.
00:02:12Gelbin's warning.
00:02:14Xavier's painting.
00:02:15And my vision of Enid's death.
00:02:19They all have a certain one-eyed black-winged bird in common.
00:02:25Lurch?
00:02:27You need to make a stop.
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00:03:01Galbin!
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00:03:15How can it be breaking when entering if everything is already broken?
00:03:21Galbin?
00:03:23I know you're lurking somewhere in the suburban squalor.
00:03:32I don't have time for one of your drunken stupors.
00:03:34I need you to tell me about your case.
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00:08:54What is that?
00:08:55The coolest thing ever.
00:08:58Now I have a pet and a best friend.
00:09:00Watch this.
00:09:01It gets cool.
00:09:03remember that story ajax told us our first night here it's all true i jump-started his clock
00:09:11and brought him back to life this really is the boy from this culture he's not an urban legend
00:09:17he was one of us which is why we should keep him locked up in here forever
00:09:23i don't think that's a very safe idea or a sanitary one we need to tell someone before
00:09:30he eats us he won't besides he's got no brain which means he's as harmless as a slug
00:09:37he is hungry though what about honey it's nature's perfect food uh antioxidant antibacterial
00:09:45low glycemic index
00:09:56see he likes it
00:10:06i think i'm gonna call him slurp
00:10:13i don't know what's been happening with my psychic ability lately there must be an answer in goody's book
00:10:21in my last vision enid dies and it's all my fault
00:10:26somehow it's connected to those birds
00:10:29no one else can know about this especially enid she's far too fragile to face her own impending doom
00:10:45enid
00:10:49enid
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00:10:57thing get help
00:11:07enid
00:11:07blood and orange jam my favorite
00:11:11got you
00:11:12happy prank day
00:11:13prank day
00:11:15it's an annual nevermore tradition you wouldn't arrive last year when we did it
00:11:20oh the look on your face when you thought i was dead that was priceless i'll carry that memory to
00:11:25my grave
00:11:26you might end up there sooner than you think i was just getting you back for that fake eyeball you
00:11:31left on my pillow
00:11:32what fake eyeball
00:11:38i'd recognize this judgmental beady blue eye stare anywhere
00:11:43oh
00:11:44so real looking
00:11:46where'd you get it
00:11:48a little birdie must have dropped it off
00:11:51are we gonna talk about what happened last night at the pyre
00:11:55you really freaked me out with the fainting spell and black tears
00:11:58i'm fine
00:11:59if you were really fine lurch wouldn't have had to carry you out of there
00:12:02for someone who hates being the center of attention you have a weird habit of attracting it
00:12:06i'd rather attract leprosy
00:12:09i know that being popular goes against everything wednesday core
00:12:12but for the rest of us who also helped save the school it is a nice silver lining
00:12:17then consider me your dark cloud
00:12:19always
00:12:30um i think your stalker's back and they somehow have my cell number
00:12:35call that number back
00:12:42hey it's donovan galpin
00:12:44leave it at the beep
00:12:45why is galpin stalking you on my phone
00:12:48and why were you at his house
00:12:49this isn't galpin he was murdered last night
00:12:51this must be his killer
00:12:52what are you pranking me now
00:12:57i cannot believe it's only day two of the school year
00:12:59and you've already involved yourself in some grisly murder case
00:13:03maybe you're cursed
00:13:04i feel really bad about galpin but honestly i didn't even know him that well
00:13:07so if you could try and leave me out of this that would be great
00:13:10this is my fun and freedom era
00:13:11i've sworn off all dead bodies this semester
00:13:14well this is why you should stay in the dorm with thing until i figure this out
00:13:19you're the one being stalked by a killer
00:13:20i have sharp teeth and claws remember
00:13:23also i have my first driver's ed lesson this afternoon
00:13:26you're learning to drive
00:13:27don't all of us have chauffeurs
00:13:46stay here study goodies book
00:13:48look for anything about regaining abilities
00:14:11hey
00:14:14what are you doing
00:14:31you know the best medicine for a broken heart
00:14:35pranked at revenge
00:14:37courtesy of my very own flying bloodsuckers
00:14:40Sumatran tiger face
00:15:06hey thanks guys
00:15:10hey and uh
00:15:13happy prank day
00:15:36look at that all up
00:15:39isn't it glorious
00:15:41unadulterated outcast spirit
00:15:44makes my soul sing
00:15:45I bet
00:15:47prank man
00:15:50first year
00:15:51someone put meals
00:15:54in my jaw
00:16:08oh I must say
00:16:10miss Adams
00:16:11you certainly know how to play to a crowd
00:16:13burning the portrait
00:16:15totally caught me off guard
00:16:17I assumed you'd be humiliated
00:16:19are you kidding me
00:16:20I loved it
00:16:21acts of defiance are what make us outcasts
00:16:24right Dr. Olaf
00:16:26one quick question before you go
00:16:28are you aware of any student or member of staff who can control birds
00:16:32made an avian
00:16:35why do you ask
00:16:36I'm working on a project about underrepresented outcasts
00:16:40we haven't had an avian in Rome for at least ten years
00:16:49well have fun
00:17:04I love what you've done with the place
00:17:06thank you
00:17:07where did you find those
00:17:09from an expedition
00:17:10Gomez's uncle Vasco led
00:17:12in the Peruvian rainforest
00:17:13that's uncle Vasco
00:17:15on the left
00:17:17nothing like family
00:17:19to make a house feel like a home
00:17:23thank you Lurch
00:17:26principal Dorit was so excited you accepted the gala chair
00:17:29he wanted me to bring these straight over
00:17:31it's a list of potential donors
00:17:36needless to say my daughter is not happy that I'm staying
00:17:39well is one say ever happy about anything
00:17:44she's lucky to have a mom who's so concerned about her
00:17:47you and your mother aren't close
00:17:51we spent time together this summer
00:17:55digging out from under all her decisions
00:18:00perhaps that's why the spirits have brought us together
00:18:03I understand that need to prove yourself
00:18:07especially with a complicated mother
00:18:10I've always admired your mom
00:18:13how she built front mortuaries
00:18:15into one of the most successful outcast owned businesses in the country
00:18:19I'd love to do something like that
00:18:22mama was always better with the dead than she was the living
00:18:24well I think principal Dorit was hoping you would reach out to her for a large donation
00:18:32oh the last poor soul who asked my mom for a donation died of fright
00:18:38she sent him home in a casket along with a bill
00:18:42cookie
00:18:46I shouldn't
00:18:57he's still here
00:18:58I don't know if it's the smell of rotting flesh
00:19:00but the after effects of that ungrateful gorgon stoning us
00:19:04it's making me nauseous
00:19:05all this excitement it's making me hungry
00:19:07what is that?
00:19:09mystery meat sandwich
00:19:10from the cafeteria
00:19:11nobody ever actually eats those
00:19:13the meat's made from ground up chicken brains and pig butts
00:19:17I think it's tasty
00:19:19it reminds me of
00:19:20my uncle fester's remaining goulash
00:19:22he said he makes it with real ghouls
00:19:24he likes it too
00:19:26good slur
00:19:27no surprise
00:19:29that stuff's not made for the living
00:19:32we're gonna be late for class
00:19:35don't worry boy
00:19:36after dinner we'll come back with a whole backpack of mystery meat
00:20:07watching it
00:20:08I need to question Tyler about his father
00:20:12I'm gonna go visit the Hyde in his backwater bell jar
00:20:16you haven't seen me
00:20:18got it?
00:20:28got a ride
00:20:29just a sec
00:20:30forgot something
00:20:30they're not gonna let me drive without it
00:20:37thing?
00:20:38I'm running late
00:20:39have you seen my driver's consent form?
00:20:41oh I swear I left it right here
00:20:48this is Adams
00:20:49hi
00:20:50um
00:20:51Wednesday's not here
00:20:52that's alright dear
00:20:54I'm sure a thing can help me find what I'm looking for
00:21:05goodies book
00:21:06pass it over
00:21:22Enid Sinclair
00:21:27alright
00:21:29get it
00:21:42seatbelt
00:21:43seatbelt
00:21:45okay
00:21:46here at third wheel driving
00:21:48we respect the vehicle
00:21:50the other drivers
00:21:50and the road
00:21:51do you have any previous driving experience?
00:21:54video games
00:21:55don't count
00:22:01punch it
00:22:02touch
00:22:06my uncle used to let me sit behind the wheel while we ran errands
00:22:10sure
00:22:10sure
00:22:12okay
00:22:12I want you to imagine the wheel as a clock face
00:22:17you're gonna put your hands at ten and two
00:22:25now with your right hand shift into drive
00:22:27take your time
00:22:30you're a newbie
00:22:31nerves are perfectly normal
00:22:32always remember
00:22:34caution is your friend
00:22:42we also respect the speed limit
00:22:48I'm the captain of this ship
00:22:50young lady
00:23:02this school gets weirder every year
00:23:14I'm the captain now
00:23:27she's had
00:23:28goody spell book
00:23:29all summer
00:23:30and you never thought to bring it to my attention
00:23:33gomez and i sent you here to make sure that she didn't succumb to her own worst instincts
00:23:38where is your loyalty to us?
00:23:42of course you are a member of this family
00:23:44just because i'm cross with you doesn't diminish that
00:23:48stop treating you like a servant
00:23:51when have we ever done that?
00:23:58dang dim the lights
00:24:01stop me off old boy
00:24:04don't be stingy this time
00:24:06little boy
00:24:08little boy
00:24:10stop stop stop stop
00:24:12what are you doing?
00:24:15hold still boy
00:24:19sorry old boy
00:24:24i admit
00:24:25perhaps there
00:24:27may have been times
00:24:29when we overstepped
00:24:31i'm so sorry we depend on your steady hands so much
00:24:36don't take my poor relationship with wednesday out on you
00:24:42it's not poor
00:24:44it's rot
00:24:58it's rot
00:25:03i look forward to our next lesson
00:25:15i'm here to see tyler galpin
00:25:18hey ross check it out
00:25:19i know one of those weirdo fangirls has got the hots for the hide
00:25:24quit wasting our time
00:25:26and find something else to obsess over
00:25:28you know like boy bands
00:25:30or puppies
00:25:32call your supervisors and tell them wednesday adams is here
00:25:35the adams with two d's
00:25:37like padded room
00:25:50jelly bean
00:25:55i'm impressed
00:25:56as a stickler for proper form etiquette
00:25:59you have left no box unchecked
00:26:01this isn't my first time with criminally insane
00:26:03when can i see tyler
00:26:05hold those pigtails dr fairburn will need to make that call
00:26:09is that tyler's handler
00:26:11handler
00:26:13we're not a zoo
00:26:14you're right
00:26:15zoos don't pretend that animals can change their nature with electroshock therapy and daily drug cocktails
00:26:20dr fairburn is the chief psychiatrist and a pioneer in the field of outcast mental health
00:26:27i have her book here somewhere
00:26:33her book
00:26:35unlocking the outcast mind
00:26:38it's required reading in medical schools around the country
00:26:42she even inscribed it
00:26:45is dr fairburn an outcast
00:26:48no
00:26:49why does that matter
00:26:50it's like a vegetarian writing a book on cannibalism
00:26:53i've always been skeptical of psychiatrists
00:26:56me too
00:27:02hello wednesday
00:27:32i'm dr fairburn
00:27:34i granted your request with the court weeks ago so i knew you'd show your face sooner or later
00:27:40i'm guessing you chose today because of donovan galpin's murder
00:27:45has tyler heard the news
00:27:47tyler has proven to be a particularly manipulative and uncooperative patient
00:27:52of course i've never dealt with a hide before so this is uncharted territory
00:27:56what about maryland thornhill
00:27:58she still denies that she's tyler's master she's being held in a different facility
00:28:04i'm working off the theory that the longer they're separated the weaker their bond becomes
00:28:08then i surmise the only reason you and i are speaking is because you need my help
00:28:12my traditional care methods aren't yielding results so i think it's time to be
00:28:19unorthodox
00:28:19well you know what they say
00:28:21if you can't kill them with kindness
00:28:23try lethal injection
00:28:38you could be the psychological shock tyler needs to initiate his rehabilitation
00:28:45if the side of me brings a many modicum of pain count me in
00:29:01now you'll be perfectly safe but if you feel threatened or uncomfortable in any way
00:29:06push the red button on the wall i'll be watching everything on the monitor
00:29:11keep a close watch please
00:29:47so what do you think of the place
00:29:54it was originally designed for a schizophrenic werewolf
00:29:58one on a full moon killing spree the summer of 92
00:30:03ironic considering you were thrashed by a werewolf
00:30:06it was inevitable your morbid curiosity would bring you here
00:30:11i knew you couldn't resist seeing me again
00:30:13is that the deluded lie you've been telling yourself sitting here in solitude
00:30:17the only person lying themselves is to you
00:30:19wednesday
00:30:20you sensed the monster in me
00:30:22you fell in love with it
00:30:26there are two black-hearted souls ready to pillage the world together
00:30:30the only thing you're pillaging is an extra fruit cup at dinner
00:30:33you act like you're the smartest person in the room
00:30:36but you're not
00:30:38then how come i ended up on this side of the bars
00:30:40because you got lucky
00:30:53your father is dead
00:30:56who was murdered last night
00:31:02how was he killed
00:31:04gruesomely
00:31:06another victim died the same way
00:31:08your father's old partner
00:31:10called bradbury
00:31:10two murders in two days
00:31:14both connected to your family
00:31:18you got me
00:31:19you got me wednesday
00:31:20i'm a criminal mastermind pulling the streams from in here
00:31:24who else would want him dead
00:31:27you looking for my help
00:31:30i'm flattered
00:31:31but
00:31:31it's gonna be so much more fun watching you grope around in the dark
00:31:38say hi to enid for me
00:31:42tell her i'm gonna kill her the next time i see her
00:31:45make her pay for sticking her snout in my business
00:31:49i want her screams to haunt you for the rest of your life
00:31:55you're right
00:31:59i couldn't resist seeing you
00:32:01witnessing you chained and caged up makes my dark heart grin
00:32:06thornhill chose you to be her murderous marionette
00:32:08not just because she saw some hide hibernating inside of you
00:32:11but because she saw the real you
00:32:14an expendable nobody
00:32:16a feeble-minded schoolyard bully
00:32:18with nothing to offer to the world except for subpar barista skills
00:32:22your fleeting moment of notoriety will fade quicker than your generic look
00:32:26and thinking of you running away in this cell in anonymous mediocrity
00:32:29that
00:32:31is the best revenge
00:32:40i don't need to visit again
00:32:43i already take up enough space in your twisted head
00:33:09the human brain is the hungriest organ in the bar
00:33:36We've got a problem.
00:33:38Come on.
00:33:47What?
00:33:49Your pet zombie, Slurp?
00:33:51He's escaped.
00:33:57So, uh, you didn't have your driving lesson?
00:34:00Nope.
00:34:00He was a no-show.
00:34:13So, want to study for Orloff's Anatomy patch?
00:34:16Maybe I haven't enjoyed it.
00:34:18No?
00:34:20Maybe it's a really hard thing to do with you.
00:34:26How'd that get in here?
00:34:31Sure.
00:34:31It's for Thing.
00:34:36Thing.
00:34:39Anyone follow?
00:34:41Thing?
00:34:42Have you been drinking?
00:34:45How's that even...
00:34:46You know what?
00:34:47It doesn't matter.
00:34:48Could you just give us a second?
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:52Thing, you've got a package.
00:34:53But I don't know if maybe it's for prank day or maybe it's from Wednesday Stalker.
00:35:04It's your mugshot from the Normal Illinois Police Department.
00:35:07There's a town called Normal?
00:35:09Who's Fernando Fingertips?
00:35:12Your first alias?
00:35:13Yeah, it is very catchy.
00:35:19I found this while cleaning out an old safe house.
00:35:22Happy birthday to my buddy from another body.
00:35:25Snickers and wet willies, your partner in crime, Fester.
00:35:29Thing?
00:35:30Is it your birthday?
00:35:32No, Wednesday didn't tell me!
00:35:34Did the entire Addams Family forget it was your birthday?
00:35:38I'm really sorry.
00:35:40You know what?
00:35:41You are an honorary member of the Wolf Pack.
00:35:44Why don't we take you out tonight to celebrate?
00:35:47Bruno?
00:35:48Oh, my God, oh, my God!
00:35:49What happened?
00:35:50Are you...
00:35:51Oh!
00:35:54Oh!
00:35:55Oh!
00:35:57Oh!
00:35:58Oh!
00:36:00Oh!
00:36:01Oh!
00:36:02Oh!
00:36:02Oh!
00:36:03Oh!
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:07Oh!
00:36:09Yes.
00:36:15Do you have an update on Mrs. Adams?
00:36:17I gave her the donor list.
00:36:19She's going through the names, and we'll meet again at the end of the week to discuss a strategy.
00:36:24And you drew her attention to numero uno on that list?
00:36:29Unfortunately, she and her mother are estranged.
00:36:32How estranged?
00:36:34She refuses to call her.
00:36:39Hester Frump is the linchpin to this whole campaign.
00:36:42She is the 50-foot shark that will signal the other big fish
00:36:46that Nevermore is worth preserving.
00:36:49Then why don't you have that conversation with Mrs. Adams?
00:36:52Because you can be so much more persuasive.
00:36:57You're not seriously asking me to siren song her.
00:37:00Of course not.
00:37:01I'm ordering you.
00:37:08You will never try and coerce me again.
00:37:16Nice try, Mrs. Barclay.
00:37:19Yeah.
00:37:22A little souvenir I picked up in a dinky antique shop in the Florida Keys.
00:37:27It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:37:29Oh, and this here is made up of itty-bitty pieces of Corinthian coral,
00:37:33making me impervious to your siren song.
00:37:36I keep it on me at all times.
00:37:40You see, the key to winning in both golf and life
00:37:44is keeping your eye on the ball.
00:37:46So let me help you focus.
00:37:48We both know that I hold your future in my hand.
00:37:51I could either lift you up or crush you.
00:37:55Understood?
00:38:00Now use your gift
00:38:02and get Morticia Adams
00:38:04and her beloved mother on our side.
00:38:22Thing?
00:38:27Wait, where's Enid?
00:38:37Do I have your attention now?
00:38:39Who are you and where's Enid?
00:38:42The game has just begun.
00:38:43You have 30 minutes to fight your werewolf friend
00:38:46or I put her down.
00:38:47Involve anyone else and game over.
00:38:50I'm watching.
00:38:52Tick tock, Miss Adams.
00:38:53Tick tock, Miss Adams.
00:39:26Bruna.
00:39:29Bruna.
00:39:31Are you okay?
00:39:33Enid?
00:39:35Where are we?
00:39:38I think we're in Yerba Tower.
00:39:41It doesn't look like anyone's been up here
00:39:43in a really long time.
00:39:44I closed it off years ago
00:39:45after it was damaged in some freak electrical storm.
00:39:57Who would do this to us?
00:40:03Okay, Ajax.
00:40:06Great prank.
00:40:08Now let us go.
00:40:10Ajax?
00:40:21I don't think this is a prank.
00:40:29Wednesday?
00:40:30What are you doing out here?
00:40:31I'm looking for my roommate.
00:40:33That's a coincidence.
00:40:34I've been looking for you.
00:40:36I'm putting together an orchestra for the gala.
00:40:39I'd like you to play cello.
00:40:40I don't have time for this right now.
00:40:42And besides,
00:40:43when you heard me play,
00:40:44you were hardly complimentary.
00:40:46Oh, come on.
00:40:47All I was saying was,
00:40:48if you want to be great,
00:40:49let the music control you.
00:40:53Otherwise,
00:40:54you'll just be
00:40:55playing the notes.
00:40:58Mechanical.
00:41:00Rehearsal 3 p.m. Friday.
00:41:02I hope to see you there.
00:41:09These aren't letters.
00:41:12They're notes.
00:41:23Partisan organ.
00:41:36D.
00:41:37E.
00:41:38A.
00:41:39D.
00:41:47I'll try them together.
00:41:55Let's go.
00:41:57Let's go.
00:42:13If only there was a full moon on tonight,
00:42:15we'd be out of here in no time.
00:42:18I'm really sorry, Bruno.
00:42:21This isn't your fault.
00:42:22I mean, it kind of is.
00:42:24Whatever's going on here
00:42:25is clearly connected to my roommate.
00:42:27She's like this dark north star
00:42:29for psycho killers.
00:42:31Why are you friends with her?
00:42:35Because even though Wednesday
00:42:36is literally the tunnel
00:42:37at the end of my light,
00:42:41I can't imagine my life
00:42:42without her in it.
00:42:45I think it's cool
00:42:46how you're a ride or die.
00:42:48Emphasis on die at the moment.
00:42:52I wish I had someone like that.
00:43:01We have to find a way
00:43:02to get out of here.
00:43:05We can't break these chains,
00:43:06but maybe we could wriggle out of them
00:43:07if we find the right angle.
00:43:10We can't break these chains.
00:43:13Get your eight-run.
00:43:14I'm sorry.
00:43:20I thought you put new batteries
00:43:22in this thing.
00:43:24Does this look fully powered to you?
00:43:39I don't know.
00:44:04This is the other tower.
00:44:09Come on.
00:44:13Sorry.
00:44:14Just your shoulder.
00:44:15Wait, no.
00:44:16Go.
00:44:22Hey.
00:44:24Hey.
00:44:25Well, that didn't work.
00:44:33Are you okay?
00:44:34I'm fine.
00:44:35This happens sometimes when I'm stressed or nervous.
00:44:38It's just wolf whimpers.
00:44:41Luke and Light Plumers usually suffer from it.
00:44:46I was the last of my family to wolf out.
00:44:50No way.
00:44:52Me too.
00:44:54I have the nervous coughing too.
00:44:56Have you tried box breathing?
00:45:01Four counts in.
00:45:04Four holding.
00:45:07Four out.
00:45:08Four.
00:45:20Four.
00:45:30Four.
00:45:30Four.
00:45:32Four.
00:45:38Enid!
00:45:39Where's it?
00:45:40Thank God! You need to get us out of this!
00:45:43Thing, pick their locks.
00:45:50Thing, get it out!
00:45:54Thing, you okay?
00:45:56You okay?
00:45:59I'm fine, Thing.
00:46:07Oh, I'm fine!
00:46:08Where are you going?
00:46:26What don't you see?
00:46:30Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:46:32I'm fine!
00:46:36Poe, Dante.
00:46:38Chelly, Dickens.
00:46:40Wednesday, you need to hurry!
00:46:43Each stack is the collected work of the famous author.
00:46:50Proust.
00:46:51Tolstoy.
00:46:54The answer must be a book that's missing.
00:46:57I swear, if I survived this, I'm demanding a squad day!
00:47:00Wells.
00:47:03Babysitter's Club.
00:47:04Oh, how many are that one?
00:47:06131.
00:47:07Damn it, that's all of them.
00:47:08Unless you're counting the graphic novels and moving on the face of-
00:47:10Enough, Enid.
00:47:14But what you don't see.
00:47:17Of course, The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells.
00:47:25I swear, you'll be right back.
00:47:31I swear, I swear, I swear.
00:47:34I swear, I swear.
00:47:42I swear, I swear, I swear.
00:47:58Who's there?
00:48:08Happy prank day, Wednesday.
00:48:11My Cray Stalker is an invisible 13-year-old.
00:48:20We haven't been properly introduced.
00:48:22I'm Magnus DeMille.
00:48:24Your number one superfan.
00:48:27You don't seriously expect me to believe that you pulled off this elaborate prank solo.
00:48:31I had a little help from some Da Vinci's.
00:48:34After I blackmailed them with incriminating Snapchat pics.
00:48:37Pricks being invisible.
00:48:38I just asked myself, W, W, W, D, what would Wednesday do?
00:48:47That's my line, you little psycho!
00:48:49I knew that if I came up with the most twisted game, I'd get your attention.
00:48:53I hope it's lived up to your exacting standards.
00:48:58Admit it.
00:48:59You're a little impressed.
00:49:00I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me.
00:49:06Why don't I return the favor?
00:49:08Park your claws, Rainbow Barbie.
00:49:10Besides, I got you some alone time with a pack hottie.
00:49:14You're welcome.
00:49:16You almost burned my novel at the Founder's Pyre.
00:49:19Oh, that was just an appetizer.
00:49:21This was the main course.
00:49:23Then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion?
00:49:26That eyeball was real?
00:49:28I didn't kill Galpin.
00:49:30I wanted to become your friend.
00:49:32Not your next murder case.
00:49:36Took this as a souvenir.
00:49:40I already scrolled through his texts.
00:49:43And his emails.
00:49:45So if you didn't kill him, then who did?
00:49:48I can help you find out.
00:49:56Only Wednesday, Adam, could have multiple stalkers.
00:50:00Room for one more?
00:50:02Wannabes take the stairs.
00:50:24Bianca!
00:50:25What a surprise.
00:50:27Please, come on in.
00:50:30Did you forget something, dear?
00:50:32Actually, I did.
00:50:37You must contact your mother.
00:50:40Invite her to the gala.
00:50:41And secure a large donation.
00:50:44She is your highest priority.
00:50:48Yes.
00:50:50That's it.
00:50:52Mama.
00:50:54I should call her.
00:50:59You'll have no memory I was here.
00:51:02This is Adams.
00:51:09Good night.
00:51:32I forgot your birthday
00:51:33And that's inexcusable
00:51:36I hope this makes up for my memory loss
00:51:42It's an antique thumbscrew
00:51:44Napoleonic era
00:51:45Designed by Anatole de Blair
00:51:47Francis was the notorious torturer
00:51:50I'm willing to be your first victim
00:52:01I'm concerned about Enid too
00:52:04Unmasking my flame-haired stalker
00:52:05Was an unwelcome distraction
00:52:09If I'm able to regain my psychic ability
00:52:11I think I'll be able to save Enid
00:52:13And figure out who killed Delvin and Bradbury
00:52:16Let's take another look at Goody's book
00:52:19Did you find any answers in there?
00:52:25Where is it?
00:52:30My mother took my book?
00:52:34I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:35I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:38I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:40I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:43I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:44I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:46I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:48I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:49I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:50I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:51I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:52I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:56I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:52:59I'm not sure if I'm going to die
00:53:11This is Gabe Packard.
00:53:13I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
00:53:16Even Sinclair has pushed me over the edge.
00:53:37This is Gabe Packard, and this is Gabe Packard, and this is Gabe Packard.
00:54:29This is Gabe Packard.
00:54:52This is Gabe Packard.
00:55:21This is Gabe Packard.
00:55:51This is Gabe Packard.
00:56:06This is Gabe Packard.
00:56:35This is Gabe Packard.
00:57:00This is Gabe Packard.
00:57:35This is Gabe Packard.
00:57:48This is Gabe Packard.
00:58:35This is Gabe Packard.
00:59:05This is Gabe Packard.
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