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00:07¡Gracias!
00:34Mr. President
00:39Eyes on me
00:46Take your clothes off
00:54Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press
00:59I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:02The first one to bear my heir, becomes the first lady
01:18Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:23I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:26Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go
01:29First lady? Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:32Nurse, doctor, surrogate number one just had her baby, it's a boy
01:36Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:39The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out
01:42Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:44Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:47I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:50But then, one by one, the other women had their babies
01:53The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:55Every last one of them got kicked out
01:57Take your bastard and get lost
01:58Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
02:00I swear I can give you a child
02:02Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:06Come on, push! Give it everything! Baby's almost here!
02:16One last push! Come on, you can do it!
02:19The baby's here! A healthy baby!
02:24Monster! Monster!
02:26Monster!
02:29What's wrong?
02:33What the hell?
02:34I just gave birth to... dog pups?
02:37How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:40Oh no, this is bad
02:42The president won't even need a test
02:44No!
02:45Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:47I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:49And the money? Gone
02:54What's going on here?
03:03What should I do? What should I do?
03:14Where's my baby?
03:19Tell me...
03:20Where is my child?
03:22Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:24I let you down
03:25Sorry for what?
03:26I lied, I...
03:29I...
03:30I wasn't pregnant
03:31That wasn't a baby coming out
03:32That was...
03:33That was a massive toxic waist level crap
03:36One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:41A fake pregnancy?
03:42So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:46That's cause I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby
03:48I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:51It made me look pregnant
03:52Today...
03:52Today I just ate too much and had to go
03:58What was that sound?
04:06Mr. President!
04:07You should stay back!
04:08I just went!
04:09It's pretty rank!
04:10So I skipped a budget hearing
04:12And a National Security Council meeting
04:14And waited two hours here
04:16Just for you to take a clap?
04:18Mr. President!
04:19I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:22Just give me more time
04:23I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:26I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:29But what about the surrogacy money?
04:31After playing me like this
04:32You'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt
04:36What?
04:40No money
04:41And now I'm stuck working for free
04:43What a joke
04:44You two little troublemakers
04:46You totally screwed me
04:48If it weren't for you, who knows
04:49Maybe I'd be first lady now
04:57Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard
05:00Eh, whatever
05:01But hey, you're mine, right?
05:05You guys hungry?
05:17Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:23Alright, fine
05:24Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:25I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:32Drink up!
05:36Now that's what I call my kids
05:38Already drinking in style
05:39You two are going places
05:42Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:48What the hell?
05:49I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:52So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:57Whose dog is this?
05:59You hurt?
06:00Hey, easy now, I won't bite
06:03Wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:07Could it be... him?
06:10Nah, I'm definitely going crazy
06:18Mommy, hug!
06:22You two?
06:23We're the puppies?
06:24How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:26And they're already big and can talk
06:27What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:29Mommy!
06:31Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:34Feels just like regular kids
06:37Mommy, hugs!
06:40Okay, okay
06:41Mommy's good babies
06:44Puppy kids, whatever
06:45You're mine and that's all that matters
06:49Those two little monsters eat more everyday
06:51This might just last them one day
06:55What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:57I-I-I just don't want to waste anything
06:59You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you
07:02Just focus on paying off your debt
07:04Don't try anything cute
07:07I-I get it
07:15Bro, do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:18Mom worked so hard for us, we gotta get her a gift
07:22I think I smell bad
07:33It's so weird
07:34What is it?
07:39Not as soon as it is
07:39I'm so worried about it
07:39I've got a snowman
07:39I think I'm not doing a snowman
07:42I don't like it
07:43No, I'm so hungry
07:46But I'm too hungry
07:48I'm so hungry
07:49I'm so hungry
07:53To be honest
07:54¿Puedo?
08:11Stop right there.
08:12Mrs. Olivia.
08:15So, a small town girl
08:17with a high school diploma
08:18who can't even tell which fork to use,
08:20what makes you think you're qualified?
08:24Quick, qualified?
08:25What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:28It took me three years to get where I am.
08:30Three years of crisis,
08:31of staying up with him through countless nights,
08:33and you?
08:33You just lay around for a few months,
08:35spread your legs, and that's it?
08:36I never thought of it that way.
08:38Remember your place, janitor.
08:41Once your debt is paid,
08:42get the hell out of the White House.
08:45Mrs. Olivia,
08:46classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:48What?
08:51Which thief has the guts
08:52to steal from the presidential office.
08:54Hey, babies.
08:55Mommy's home.
08:58Mommy!
08:59We got you a present.
09:01A present?
09:02What kind of present
09:03could you two little rascals have for me?
09:08For you, Mommy.
09:11Mommy.
09:12Mommy.
09:13Here.
09:14Take this.
09:16The presidential seal?
09:17The nuclear button briefcase?
09:20No, no.
09:23Oh, sheesh.
09:27So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:29How could you steal this stuff?
09:32We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:35We found it in some room.
09:37This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:39You should wear it.
09:41Oh, no.
09:42Oh, no.
09:42We are so screwed.
09:44Code Red.
09:46Lock it in the White House.
09:47Search every room.
09:48Not one corner gets missed.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51If the president finds out
09:52it was these two pups who stole it,
09:53we're done for.
09:55Mr. President,
09:56we've searched every other room
09:57in the White House.
09:58This is the last one
09:59the maid's quarters.
10:00Open the door.
10:07There they are.
10:09Right here.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12Caught red-handed.
10:13I'm definitely going to jail.
10:15Leah Cole,
10:16why are my presidential seal
10:17and the nuclear Bolton briefcase
10:18in your room?
10:20Mr. President,
10:22I...
10:22I don't know anything.
10:24I went to work early this morning
10:25and when I got back,
10:26these things were just...
10:28here.
10:29It must be the real thief.
10:30They probably realized
10:31they couldn't get out of the White House
10:32so they dumped the stuff in my room
10:34to throw everyone off
10:34or set me up.
10:36That lie is full of holes.
10:38Your room is so remote.
10:39Which thief would just happen
10:40to come here?
10:42You're obviously the one
10:43who stole it,
10:44you little lying bitch.
10:45Just tell the truth already.
10:46Ma'am, look at me.
10:47I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:49Why would I steal something like that?
10:50I've got no motive.
10:51Mr. President,
10:52don't forget,
10:53this woman already faked a pregnancy
10:55and lied to you.
10:56When she got caught,
10:57she held a grudge.
10:58I wouldn't be surprised
10:59if she's been bought off
11:00by your political enemies.
11:01That's why she stole
11:02the presidential seal
11:03and the nuclear button briefcase
11:04to set you up
11:05and destroy your reputation.
11:06Tell me,
11:07who put you up to this?
11:08Was it that wig-wearing
11:10senator next door?
11:11I swear,
11:12I didn't.
11:13Mr. President,
11:14this woman is too calculating.
11:16Keeping her around you
11:17is a ticking time bomb.
11:18I think we should charge her
11:19with espionage
11:20and throw her in prison
11:21right now.
11:23No, I'm not a spy.
11:24I swear.
11:25Then let's do it
11:26in your way.
11:33Oh my god.
11:36Get down from there
11:37now.
11:38That's the president.
11:40Do you have any idea
11:41about how much
11:41his shit cost?
11:48What the hell
11:49is that filthy thing?
11:54You dirty bitch.
11:55You didn't clean properly,
11:56so you attracted
11:57these strays.
11:58Someone,
11:58kill these animals.
12:00Throw them in the trash.
12:00No!
12:05Mr. President,
12:07they're just two stray dogs
12:08with nowhere to go.
12:09I felt bad for them,
12:10so I've been hiding them here.
12:11They're like my own kids.
12:13I'm just a single mom
12:14trying to raise
12:14two little ones.
12:15It's hard enough.
12:16Please,
12:16don't hurt them.
12:17I swear I'll train them
12:18to use the toilet,
12:19and they won't chew up
12:20your shoes.
12:23Mr. President!
12:24These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:26but she's raising them
12:26like dogs.
12:28And weird thing is,
12:29holding this little guy
12:30gives me a strange feeling
12:31like I've seen him
12:32somewhere before.
12:34You really like them, huh?
12:38Well,
12:38duh.
12:39They're my kids.
12:40Of course I like them.
12:42Yes!
12:42They're adorable!
12:44Please just let me keep them.
12:45I swear they won't bite,
12:47won't make a mess.
12:47I'll even put diapers
12:48on them if I have to.
12:53Too bad they're
12:53just regular wolf cubs.
12:55Wish they were werewolves.
12:57This ends here.
12:58No one speaks of this.
13:00Thank you,
13:01Mr. President.
13:13We're finally gone.
13:15You two little rascals
13:16best behave from now on.
13:18If you pull something
13:19like that again,
13:20I swear I'll hand you
13:22over to Olivia.
13:23you can be
13:24her little hand warmers.
13:38Mr. President,
13:39I checked it out.
13:40Not so straight.
13:40The woman brought them
13:41to the hospital.
13:42But where they actually
13:43came from,
13:44that I couldn't trace.
13:46No way she secretly
13:47had two puppies
13:47while she was in the hospital.
13:49So why lie?
13:51I wasn't pregnant.
13:53That wasn't a baby
13:54coming out.
13:54That was a massive,
13:56toxic,
13:56waste-level crap.
13:58One whiff
13:59and the guy
14:00dropped like a fly.
14:05Find the doctor
14:06who delivered her baby.
14:08Yes, sir.
14:19Hey, easy now.
14:21I won't bite.
14:22But wow,
14:23I've never seen a dog
14:24as big as you before.
14:28What is that woman hiding?
14:33Mr. President,
14:35she was the one
14:35on delivery duty that day.
14:37Tell me,
14:39what did you see
14:40when that woman
14:40gave birth?
14:42I, I didn't see anything.
14:47Tell the truth.
14:48Okay, okay.
14:49I'll talk.
14:50I, I saw that she didn't
14:51give birth to a baby.
14:52She gave birth of
14:53two puppies.
14:55And then,
14:57I passed out
14:58from shock.
14:59You're saying
15:00she gave birth
15:01to two wolf pups?
15:02Yes, I swear.
15:03Every word is true.
15:04I've never seen a woman
15:05give birth to puppies before.
15:08So that's it.
15:09Yesterday was so weird.
15:10Stealing the presidential seal
15:12and the nuclear button briefcase
15:13is supposed to be
15:13a one-way ticket to prison.
15:15But he totally let me off.
15:16And he even touched my pups.
15:18Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:19Get the cages ready.
15:20I'm getting those mutts
15:21out of the White House today.
15:30Quick, hide.
15:37What are kids' dishes
15:38doing here?
15:39Those, those are
15:40for feeding my dogs.
15:42Feeding dogs?
15:43With people's dishes?
15:44Leah Cole,
15:45this is the White House,
15:47not your trailer park.
15:48Now hand over those mutts.
15:50The president said
15:51I could keep them.
15:53The president runs a country.
15:54You think he remembers
15:55some low-life stray dogs?
15:58Search the place.
15:59Find those little beasts.
16:01I'm throwing them out myself.
16:09Stop.
16:10The president said
16:11I could keep them.
16:12You can't...
16:13Out of my way.
16:20You think I don't know
16:21what you're doing?
16:22Playing the poor girl
16:24with two dogs
16:24so the president
16:25takes notice of you?
16:27Let me tell you something.
16:28You're not even fit
16:29to tie his shoes.
16:32There you little bastards are!
16:36Grab them!
16:39Stray dogs
16:40dare to bite-bite?
16:41Kill them!
16:42Do it now!
16:46No!
16:47Hit her.
17:00Don't move!
17:02You forgot what you promised
17:03Mommy yesterday.
17:07Promise me.
17:08Never shift in front of anyone else
17:10or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:14Okay, Mommy.
17:18What are you waiting for?
17:19Pull those little beasts out!
17:23No!
17:24Don't hurt my kids!
17:26Kids?
17:27What kids?
17:34Mia Cole,
17:35have you lost your mind
17:36wanting to be first ladies
17:37so bad
17:38you actually think
17:39two stray dogs
17:40are your kids?
17:41You can't have a real baby
17:43so you're raising mutts
17:44as substitutes?
17:45You're disgusting!
17:46You'd throw away
17:47every shred of dignity
17:48just to be first lady?
17:51You scheming little bitch.
17:54I'm not letting you
17:55stick around.
17:56I'm gonna make you
17:57watch these little beasts die
17:59and throw these stray dogs
18:00in the cage
18:01and kill them!
18:10Babies,
18:11don't be scared.
18:13Mommy's here.
18:15What are you waiting for?
18:16Hit her too!
18:17Beat her until she stops moving!
18:31I'd like to see anyone
18:32touch her.
18:43Mr. President.
18:44Mr. President,
18:45what brings you here?
18:46This place is beneath you.
18:48Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:49I made it clear
18:50she's allowed to keep
18:50these two here.
18:51Why do you bring people
18:52to hurt them?
18:53Mr. President,
18:54you misunderstand.
18:55I was worried about rabies.
18:56What if they pose a risk to you?
18:57I was just going to have them
18:58checked out
18:59and bring them back.
19:02She's...
19:02she's lying.
19:03She just wanted to kill my dogs.
19:05Sorry I'm late.
19:15These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:37oh my god the president the president is holding me what kind of script is this
19:43he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:51olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:54security's looking for someone to walk the dogs and be perfect
19:58mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety you too
20:03are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards mr president we if you can't
20:08figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast they're short on
20:12people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment looks like
20:17mr president we're sorry please give us another chance
20:20mr president this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:24i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied regularly i'll do it
20:34um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:39oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only known each
20:45other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:54i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for seeing me mr president
21:02come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
21:10olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your
21:16business yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to
21:23mine
21:25what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:30leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend mr president
21:36this this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i
21:40no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with this man did someone drug him
21:45i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast i am not ready for
21:50this
21:50mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate as your
21:54girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation then this is
21:59a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner party
22:06too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups
22:11are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf
22:16their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:27miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:38okay come out babies
22:51kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:57ah got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
23:03leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
23:07should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure
23:10that's too easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in
23:16the country will be there i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white
23:21house in shame mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got
23:29got it got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:38mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:55who is she i don't remember a first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
24:00princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:18you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:24mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:34the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:47no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:53marry
24:53him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:59allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
25:07he actually said it
25:12mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:20don't be afraid my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:27she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship i'm counting on all of you please
25:32leave her alone
25:36miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:40i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:44i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:54sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door
25:58they say they're looking for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person
26:02they're looking for i didn't dare stop them
26:06my babies
26:07please
26:07you
26:10you
26:10you
26:10you
26:11you
26:12you
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