The Vault of Horror 1973 Remastered

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00:04:53at least mine are really in what way strange mysterious unworldly almost unbelievable

00:05:05but so real one feels sometimes that it's actually happening why don't you tell us about it

00:05:16all right i will

00:05:45you found her

00:05:53where where

00:06:08that's where she lives

00:06:13i didn't like the town at all something strange about it and nobody knew i hired you

00:06:20nobody saw you come here i'm good at my job everything confidential thanks

00:06:28anytime

00:06:58thank you

00:07:03so

00:07:49You're a stranger in town, aren't you?

00:07:52Yes.

00:07:53It's getting dark.

00:07:55You'd better get inside somewhere.

00:08:34You'd better get inside somewhere.

00:09:03You'd better get inside somewhere.

00:09:05I'd like a menu, please.

00:09:07I'm sorry, sir, but we're closing.

00:09:10But it's dinner time.

00:09:12You can't close before seven o'clock at night.

00:09:14It's getting dark.

00:09:15We always close before dark.

00:09:17They come out in the dark.

00:09:20Who?

00:09:21Who?

00:10:18Who's there?

00:10:19It's your brother.

00:10:20What?

00:10:21Harold.

00:10:35Come in.

00:10:37Quickly.

00:10:47So you find me at last?

00:10:48Hmm.

00:10:50Took me a long time.

00:11:03What do you want?

00:11:05I've come to see you.

00:11:08After all, you are my sister.

00:11:16Why have you buried yourself in a place like this?

00:11:19Why is everyone so afraid of the dark here?

00:11:23Because of them.

00:11:25Them?

00:11:26There have been 17 cases so far.

00:11:30Bodies found with every drop of blood drained out of them.

00:11:39I've been looking for you.

00:11:41I've been looking for you ever since.

00:11:43You're his heir, you know.

00:11:45You always were his favourite.

00:11:47He left you everything.

00:11:49For as long as you live.

00:11:51Why?

00:11:59Well, of course…

00:12:00Josef!

00:12:00No.

00:12:01Ow! Ow! Ow!

00:12:47Come on!

00:13:01Come on!

00:13:43Come on!

00:14:07Come on!

00:14:10Good evening.

00:14:13The tarpled oat is rather nice, sir.

00:14:16Juice, soup, roast, sweet, coffee.

00:14:20Sounds fine.

00:14:34Ah, tomato juice.

00:15:09Oh, yes. Tastes rather strange.

00:15:14It is our usual, sir.

00:15:16Oh.

00:15:19And now, how would you like your roast clots?

00:15:22Well done? Medium? Rare?

00:15:26Roast what?

00:15:28Clots. Blood clots.

00:15:32Dinner.

00:15:40Dinner.

00:15:58And now, the

00:15:58No.

00:15:58Dinner.

00:15:58There.

00:16:00Dinner.

00:16:14Oh, my God.

00:16:38Much better than the frozen stuff.

00:16:40Quite a nice bouquet.

00:16:47I'll have a glass too, please.

00:17:18A recurring dream.

00:17:21More.

00:17:22Oh, much more.

00:17:24It's hard to explain.

00:17:27It's with me all the time.

00:17:28Do you have a sister?

00:17:32Oh, no.

00:17:35No.

00:17:36It's just a dream.

00:17:38We all have something like it.

00:17:39And you?

00:17:40What's your dream?

00:17:42Why not his first?

00:17:46My what?

00:17:47Dream.

00:17:49Vision.

00:17:50Phobia.

00:17:51Obsession.

00:17:52Fear.

00:17:53Whatever you want to call it.

00:17:55My dream is a very peculiar one.

00:18:00Very peculiar indeed.

00:18:03So real.

00:18:06So real.

00:18:17Well, Wilson.

00:18:18As they say, congratulations are in order.

00:18:21I'm going to get married.

00:18:22At your age?

00:18:24Well, I spent a lot of time amassing a fortune, acquiring a lovely house, filling full of beautiful

00:18:29things.

00:18:30Now I need somebody to look after them.

00:18:32And me, of course.

00:18:34Who's the lucky girl?

00:18:35Oh, nobody you'd know the daughter of a chum of mine, Sir George Melch.

00:18:40Little Lella, huh?

00:18:42Well, she's not little now.

00:18:44She's grown up.

00:18:46Very charming, Lella.

00:18:47But why on earth should she marry you?

00:18:49I consider myself somewhat of a catch, Lella.

00:18:52Very easy to get on with, actually.

00:19:06Well, she's not.

00:19:07But why she's not?

00:19:27He's gone.

00:19:27I'm glad he's never had a chance of taking her.

00:19:27So, you know, his children's life is not.

00:19:28Oh, I'm good.

00:19:34I'm glad, Sire Charlie.

00:19:34Like, you didn't know where I can do it.

00:19:35From this time, like, your kids are so sad, you know what I want to say.

00:19:47Eleanor? Eleanor? You've moved the furniture.

00:19:54Yes, I thought it would look better if I...

00:19:56But you've moved the furniture. I go for a magazine and it isn't there.

00:20:00Darling, you must admit it looks nicer.

00:20:01But you've moved the furniture. I'll never be able to find anything.

00:20:05If it bothers you that much.

00:20:07Well, of course. Of course it bothers me.

00:20:11A place for everything and everything in its place.

00:20:13That's how business is run. That's how society is running.

00:20:17And that is how a home should be run.

00:20:21Yes, Arthur.

00:20:46Good morning, my dear. Sleep well?

00:20:56What's this?

00:20:59They're mine.

00:21:01Yours?

00:21:07What are they doing in my drawer?

00:21:10I moved your things to your side of the bed.

00:21:13But my underpants have always been in the second drawer, on the left, folded double with the buttons on the

00:21:17top.

00:21:18How can one live in chaos?

00:21:20Come with me. I want to show you something.

00:21:22Mm-hmm.

00:21:30Come on.

00:21:33There it is. This will be.

00:21:45Now, Eleanor, this is my workshop.

00:21:49I love making things.

00:21:51It relaxes me.

00:21:52But I couldn't make anything unless I kept all my things neatly filed away.

00:21:56Nails, size, length, screws, size, kind, thread, diameter.

00:22:03I know where everything is.

00:22:05I just had to put it out of my hand and I find it.

00:22:07And that, Eleanor, is the value of neatness.

00:22:14Yes, Arthur.

00:22:16Why did you marry him, Eleanor?

00:22:20Father had no money.

00:22:21I had no ability, no profession.

00:22:23What else was I to do besides him?

00:22:26He's quite nice, really.

00:22:29Except...

00:22:29Except for what?

00:22:31Well, there's nothing I seem to be able to do for him except keep his house tidy.

00:22:36Oh.

00:23:18Well, darling, darling, don't go into the kitchen.

00:23:20Come and sit over here.

00:23:22I'll do the cooking tonight.

00:23:24High time I illustrated to you what a splendid cook I am.

00:23:28And to sit down there, make yourself perfectly comfortable.

00:23:32I did a lot of cooking when I lived alone.

00:23:35Developed into quite a chef, actually.

00:23:41Both spaghetti and pomodoro.

00:23:46Tomatoes.

00:23:47Al dente, of course.

00:23:51Oh, yes.

00:23:52Oh, yes.

00:23:59Oh, yes.

00:24:04Oh, my God.

00:24:06Oh, yes, Oh, yes.

00:24:11Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh.

00:24:17No tomatoes.

00:24:20No tomatoes.

00:24:23Purelly.

00:24:26Tomato purelly.

00:24:31Tomato purelly.

00:24:34No tomato purelly.

00:24:37Forget his horse.

00:24:44Eleanor.

00:24:46Eleanor!

00:24:53No tomatoes.

00:24:55No tomato purelly.

00:24:57No spaghetti sauce.

00:24:59Nothing.

00:25:00I must have forgotten.

00:25:02But there's no excuse to forget.

00:25:04Come over here. Come on.

00:25:09Inside the doors of these cupboards

00:25:11is a list of all the items in the cupboard.

00:25:13Against each item are three marks.

00:25:16Now, every time you use one of the items,

00:25:18you erase one of the marks.

00:25:19This is the eraser, right here.

00:25:22So you can never have an empty space.

00:25:24But!

00:25:24Two marks, tomato puree.

00:25:26No tomato puree.

00:25:28Three marks, spaghetti sauce.

00:25:30No spaghetti sauce.

00:25:32You haven't even bothered!

00:25:51Noций.

00:25:55No.

00:26:02No.

00:26:03No.

00:26:05No.

00:26:06Did you do it?

00:26:09Last night.

00:26:11How splendid.

00:26:13How absolutely splendid.

00:26:22All correct.

00:26:26Darling.

00:26:31What a smashing breakfast.

00:26:37Absolutely marvelous.

00:26:39I can do with this.

00:26:41I've got a very hard day ahead of me.

00:26:44Sure.

00:26:44Back at six as usual.

00:27:24I've got a big point.

00:27:25I've got a big point.

00:27:25With the house I know I've got to get a big point.

00:27:25He's got a big point.

00:27:26A big point.

00:27:43He'll be back at six.

00:28:26He'll be back at six.

00:28:38He'll be back at six.

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00:43:42nothing.

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00:44:52He'll be back at seven.

00:44:57He'll be back at six, it's.

00:45:02Take care.

00:45:23Enos!

00:45:25Enos!

00:45:26Where are you?

00:46:52I have before me a magic basket, blessed by the gods of the temple.

00:46:58I open it.

00:47:06Akbar, I give you my blessing.

00:47:09May the gods protect you from all danger.

00:47:32You look as though you've seen a ghost.

00:47:34There are no such things as ghosts, except in magicians' illusions.

00:47:41I have a similar vision.

00:47:44Do you?

00:47:46Similar fear.

00:47:48Similar, but not quite.

00:47:52It begins in a graveyard.

00:48:01In a grave.

00:48:06A freshly dug grave.

00:48:14My grave.

00:48:23Buried alive.

00:48:28How did it happen?

00:48:29I remember now.

00:48:34I remember.

00:48:39It's a surefire plan, Alex.

00:48:41Now, this will cut down my pulse and heartbeat, my entire metabolism, so that even the best doctor will think

00:48:48that I'm dead.

00:48:50Now, these are pills I'd be taking if I had a heart condition, so it'll look as though I've had

00:48:55an attack.

00:48:56There'll be no trouble getting a death certificate.

00:48:58Now, you must make absolutely sure that I'm buried not more than 24 hours after I die.

00:49:05Then, all you have to do is wait until night, dig me up, and I'll hide at your place while

00:49:11you collect the insurance money, and we're off and away.

00:49:19You know, it would have made a really great story.

00:49:24I'd have been lucky to get 50 pounds for it.

00:49:27There's no money in horror.

00:49:53And once you've collected the insurance money, friend Alex, I shan't need you anymore.

00:50:02The perfect plan. Perfect.

00:50:30You can see.

00:50:45I couldn't do that.

00:50:45And I didn't lose my money over the back.

00:50:45I didn't lose my money to the insurance money.

00:50:46I was lucky to have a lot of money to get it.

00:50:46I was lucky to have a lot of money in this.

00:50:47I was lucky to have a lot of money in this.

00:50:47If you've collected the money, you've got a lot of money, I did.

00:50:47You saw it when I iced jewels and not having a lot of money.

00:51:20The perfect plan, except for one thing.

00:51:31I'll never lose. I will never pass the anatomy quiz.

00:51:37The trouble is we can only work in the dissection room for the short periods we're assigned to it.

00:51:42If only we had a body of our own.

00:51:45What?

00:51:46Well, we could work on it when we wanted to.

00:52:19Mr. Maitland?

00:52:27Mr. Maitland?

00:52:28Mr. Maitland?

00:52:40Oh, my God.

00:53:24Oh, my God.

00:53:29Oh, my God.

00:53:43Oh, my God.

00:54:01Sorry if I gave you a fright.

00:54:17You got the money?

00:54:20After we get the body.

00:54:22What do you want his body for?

00:54:27We're ghouls.

00:54:36They're giving out.

00:54:38Hurry, Alex. Hurry!

00:55:00You're throwing it, will you?

00:55:02Throw it that way.

00:55:04Oh.

00:55:16Sorry.

00:55:31Did you hear a cough?

00:55:33No.

00:55:34No.

00:56:04Should be just about waking up now.

00:56:07I wonder how long it'll take before he realizes his friend Alex isn't coming.

00:56:13Oh, my God!

00:56:40I'm sorry, Alex!

00:56:41Oh, my God!

00:56:42Oh, my God!

00:56:42Oh, my God.

00:56:47I

00:57:34You can give me the money now.

00:57:35He's all yours.

00:57:38Sorry about the aid.

00:58:10You can give me the money now.

00:58:12That particular nightmare.

00:58:15Why are you interested in his nightmare?

00:58:17It's yours that you're really concerned with, isn't it?

00:58:22Mine begins on an island.

00:58:24A tropical island.

00:58:26The island of Haiti.

00:58:42Hey.

00:58:44Hey.

00:58:48Don't you remember me?

00:58:50Bob.

00:58:51Bob Dixon.

00:58:52What are you doing here?

00:58:54I had some business in Port-au-Prince.

00:58:55I heard your name mentioned in a bar.

00:58:58How's the work going?

00:58:59Not bad, I think.

00:59:01Self-portrait.

00:59:02But like all my work, be scorned, considered worthless.

00:59:06What do you mean, worthless?

00:59:07I saw one sold only a few weeks ago for 5,000 pounds.

00:59:125,000?

00:59:14Sold by whom?

00:59:15Arthur Caskell.

00:59:16In his gallery, he sold it on behalf of Lawrence Dilton.

00:59:19But why such a price?

00:59:21Your pictures.

00:59:23They've been highly praised by no less an art critic than Fenton Breedley.

00:59:27Fenton Breedley.

00:59:37Fenton Breedley.

00:59:39Fenton Breedley.

00:59:50Hello.

01:00:13What do you wish?

01:00:15To buy voodoo.

01:00:17Why?

01:00:20To get revenge on those who wronged me.

01:00:34What do you do?

01:00:36What do you do?

01:00:37I'm an artist.

01:00:40Put the hand you paint with into what?

01:00:52No.

01:00:54You want voodoo.

01:00:57You must do it.

01:01:41Now what?

01:01:43Why get a little doll to stick pins in soon.

01:01:47You are an artist.

01:01:50You don't need doll.

01:01:52Now, go.

01:01:57Welcome to my house,

01:02:01Where is it?

01:02:05Where are you doing?

01:02:12Where are you going?

01:02:18Oh, my God.

01:03:15So, let's go.

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