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00:00ترجمة نانسي قنقر
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02:38للتشكر في عقل الأوضحة
02:39ولكنها مجرد من رجل
02:42أحب العقل
02:42شباب عقل الأوضحة
02:46لقد قالت أنت تتعلم انتظار جميع الأشخاص
02:50انتظار جميعا
02:51مهل تبعا
02:52مهل انتظار جميعا
02:53وقد تفضل حفظ
02:59نعم
02:59نعم
03:04نعم
03:05نعم
03:05نعم
03:06Oh my god!
03:10Yeah! Anuses!
03:14Oh god. Oh my god, Linh.
03:16It's a few days, Bobby.
03:18Linh, there are animal anuses all over our walls.
03:20Just think of them as cute little rumps.
03:22Linh, they're anuses.
03:23I'm trying to think of worse paintings to hang in a restaurant.
03:27Um...
03:27Nope, I can't think of any.
03:29Bad monkey!
03:30Kids, stop that.
03:31No! I'm specking the monkey!
03:32No way, Dad. This is the best thing that has ever happened to us.
03:37Horse butt.
03:38Oh, hello, sir. Don't look at the pictures of the Anuses.
03:40Oh, he already did. Okay.
03:42You see that, Linh? No one wants to eat with one of those staring at them.
03:45Come on, you can't seriously think that this is a good idea.
03:47Well, then, not for me.
03:49But we promised Gail she could display her art for the art crawl.
03:52We can't take it back now.
03:53She's fragile. We have to support her.
03:55She's not that fragile, Linh.
03:59What happened? What happened?
04:00Gail! Gail, honey, look, look, it's a fork!
04:03What?
04:04Look, it's a fork!
04:05Oh, it's a fork.
04:07Oh, you're killing me. She's killing me.
04:10Okay, so she's fragile.
04:11And that means we have to be the Anus Restaurant?
04:13Yes, it means that!
04:15Oh, we can make t-shirts!
04:16It'll say, Milk Milk Lemonade!
04:19Around the corner, art is made!
04:21Bob!
04:22Do you love them, or do you just love them?
04:25Um, how did you...
04:27Why... why would you paint... this?
04:30The inspiration came to me on a mountain top.
04:34What should I paint?
04:40I look at you, I see in you, I see what's inside you...
04:49Huh.
04:51He loves them!
04:57All right, listen up!
04:58All the suckers come out for art crawl, and they all want to pay money for crap.
05:02So paint some crap, and we can sell it!
05:04Wait, you're not painting?
05:05No, I'm management.
05:07You two paint the stuff, I'll do the rest.
05:09I'll be wheelin' and dealin', I'll be getting my percent.
05:13Okay, let's see what you got so far.
05:15Time's up!
05:16Paintbrushes down!
05:17What the hell is this?
05:19I told you to paint commercial touristy crap!
05:22I'm sorry I'm not a sellout.
05:24I can only paint what I feel.
05:25And I can only paint the truth!
05:27The robots are coming!
05:29Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow, chow!
05:31Hide!
05:31Oh, this is great.
05:33You guys want to be real artists, huh?
05:35Okay, that's an angle.
05:37I can sell that.
05:38But if you're going artsy, then you're going all the way.
05:42Someone's cutting off an ear.
05:44I need both of mine, I wear glasses.
05:46Well, what's your excuse?
05:47Don't got one!
05:48Have at it!
05:49Teddy, what's wrong?
05:50You haven't touched your food.
05:51I don't know, Bob.
05:51It's just the, uh...
05:53The anuses?
05:53Yeah, you know.
05:55Yeah, they're, uh...
05:56I know.
05:56No, they're like Mona Lisa's eyes.
05:58They follow you wherever you go.
06:00Oh, you're right.
06:01Well, I like them.
06:02You like them?
06:03Ugh.
06:04Yeah, what's the problem?
06:05The anus is the window of the butt.
06:07It's true.
06:08I guess she's just painting what we're all thinking.
06:10Well, okay, but, Moit, would you hang him up in your funeral home?
06:13Of course not.
06:13That would be terrible for business.
06:15I'm not an idiot.
06:16Count to three, but do it on two.
06:18I'll keep it on ice until our crossover.
06:20Thanks, T.
06:21Here goes.
06:22Now, listen, Gene.
06:23I'm gonna have trouble cutting through the cartilage at first.
06:25Mm-hmm.
06:26While I'm doing this, just think about your art.
06:29Okay!
06:30Alright, ready?
06:31Ninja, robot, ninja, robot, ninja...
06:33One, two...
06:35Hey, kids.
06:36Oh, hey, Dad!
06:37I had to get away from those anuses for a while.
06:39You mean Mort and Teddy?
06:40No, no.
06:41You're Gail's paintings.
06:43What are you kids doing?
06:44What knife?
06:44What do you mean, what knife?
06:45Why are you holding a knife?
06:46Why am I holding a knife?
06:47She's turning me into a real artist.
06:49No, she's not.
06:50Put the knife down.
06:51I wanna be an artist!
06:52Like Leonardo DiCaprio!
06:54That's right!
06:55That's Da Vinci, Gene.
06:56No!
06:57This is the only way I can sell this garbage is if I make them legit!
07:00Hey, wait a second.
07:01I have an idea.
07:02You know who loves the stuff you kids draw?
07:05You?
07:05No.
07:06Your mother.
07:06This crap is like catnip to her.
07:08She can't resist it.
07:09Bring him inside.
07:10Alright, we need to get these up before they get back.
07:12Your mom will be so excited to see this stuff, she won't even notice that I took Gail's paintings
07:17down.
07:18Pretty manipulative, Dad.
07:19I see where I get it.
07:20Thank you.
07:21You should see my taxes.
07:23Uh, what's this supposed to be?
07:24A ninja robot fighting a vampire tape recorder at Stonehenge.
07:27Who's that in the background?
07:28That's my friend, Ken.
07:29Why is he like that?
07:30He's an albino.
07:31Oh.
07:32Yeah.
07:32I've never met Ken.
07:33Is he real or imaginary?
07:34He's real and he does improvised hip-hop.
07:37Okay, how old is he?
07:38He's 28.
07:39You can't have a 28-year-old albino friend.
07:41Yes, I can!
07:42Alright, I can't deal with this right now.
07:44Tina, what do you got?
07:45It's our dentist.
07:46Dr. Yap?
07:47Why is he nude?
07:48Wait, has he been nude with you, Tina?
07:49I exercised some artistic license.
07:51Uh, I was switching dentists.
07:53No!
07:54I can't deal with that right now.
07:55Let's get him up.
07:59Linda, Gail, how was lunch?
08:01Very interesting.
08:02I think the waiter might have been hitting on me.
08:06Yes!
08:07He was very attentive.
08:09And he asked you a lot of questions about food.
08:11What was that all about?
08:12Uh, Bob?
08:13Where are my paintings?
08:15What?
08:16Uh, I had to take a few down to make room for the kids' stuff.
08:20Bobby!
08:21Aw, the kids' stuff!
08:22Yeah.
08:22Looks like our wall is a giant refrigerator.
08:25I love it!
08:26See, Bob?
08:27If I didn't know any better, I'd think you wouldn't like my paintings.
08:30What?
08:31No!
08:32I-
08:32No, no, no!
08:33I know what I'm being lied to, Bob.
08:36It's like when I look at myself in the mirror and say,
08:39It's going to be okay.
08:40Fine.
08:41Look, Gail, I'm gonna level with you.
08:43No!
08:43No, Bob!
08:44No!
08:44No leveling!
08:45No!
08:45Here we go.
08:46Gail, the thing about your paintings-
08:48Bobby!
08:48Yes!
08:49Oh, look!
08:50Senior visitors!
08:51Yay!
08:52Oh-ho-ho!
08:53Well, look who it is!
08:54Great.
08:55The art store people.
08:56Oh!
08:58Reflections!
08:59I love that store!
09:01I love your yarn.
09:02What can we give for you?
09:03I'm not here as a patron.
09:05I'm here as Edith Crandrinkle, chairperson of the art crawl.
09:09I rush right over here because there are murmurs, whispers and murmurs around town,
09:14that you're displaying certain offensive orifices during the art crawl.
09:19Offices?
09:20Orifices!
09:21Ah!
09:22Not anymore.
09:23I took them all down.
09:24Oh, what a relief.
09:25I'm glad you agree with my decision.
09:27Your decision?
09:28What decision?
09:29That you can't display that type of art here.
09:32Wait, I can't?
09:33Absolutely not!
09:34It's obscene.
09:35Obscene.
09:36Oh, really?
09:37Yes!
09:37I won't allow it!
09:39Excuse me?
09:40You won't allow it?
09:41That's right, Tubsy.
09:42You heard her.
09:43Who are you two to tell me what I can or can't hang on my wall?
09:46I am chairperson of the art crawl!
09:49Well, I'm the chairperson of this restaurant, and you know what?
09:52They're gonna go back up.
09:53How dare you!
09:54Aww, Bobby!
09:56Gene, Louise, go get the paintings.
09:58Here they are!
09:59Step into the butt closet!
10:01I will not!
10:03You should try it.
10:04I will not!
10:05What's it gonna take to get you into this rhino anus today?
10:08You are in direct violation of my wife, Bob!
10:12Oh, I am, am I?
10:13Well, how about this?
10:14Horse anus.
10:15Oh!
10:16Look at it!
10:17Oh!
10:18Chicken anus!
10:19Oh!
10:20Take a closer look!
10:21Fox anus!
10:22Carrot!
10:23Gail, I'm commissioning a new series of anus paintings.
10:25Two words.
10:26Bigger.
10:27And more.
10:28Oh!
10:29Out!
10:30I cast you out!
10:31Oh!
10:32Oh!
10:38Keep them coming, Gail!
10:40Almost done!
10:41Oh, my!
10:42I feel like I could fall into this one.
10:45Bob, I thought you didn't want to become the anus restaurant.
10:48Well, I've embraced it.
10:50We are the anus restaurant, Lynn!
10:53Anus!
10:53Anus, kids!
10:54Anus!
10:55Anus!
10:56Anus!
10:56Anus!
10:57That's right!
10:58Go tell your friends!
10:59Or don't!
11:00Either way, it's your choice.
11:02Hey, you asked for this, Lynn.
11:04I'm just doing what you wanted me to do.
11:06Support your sister.
11:07Oh, what a crock of crap.
11:09This is about you, and your pride, and that Edith, and you just want to provoke.
11:14Damn right I do.
11:17This one big enough for you, Edith!
11:25Fresh from their triumphant debut at Bob's Burgers!
11:28That's right, gallery-quality paintings at sidewalk prices.
11:32Art lover!
11:33Check this out!
11:34Hey, that's Dr. Yap.
11:35He's my dentist.
11:36That's a good likeness in the face, but, uh, I guess the proportions are off.
11:40No, Ed, the proportions are right.
11:42Well, I'm getting adult braces.
11:44So?
11:45So I should know!
11:46Dr. Yap has short, strong legs, and his torso is...
11:49I'm off to do some more roller skating!
11:51You know what?
11:52I've done all I can for you, Hacks.
11:53You refuse to paint touristy art.
11:55Dad won't let me cut off Jean's ear.
11:57We're through!
11:58We are through!
11:59I'm dropping you as my clients, and I'm dropping you as my siblings!
12:04Go take some art classes, you wannabes!
12:07Hey!
12:08Andy!
12:09Ollie!
12:09You too, Red!
12:10Come here!
12:12You ever heard of the game, you guys paint whatever I say and then I sell it?
12:17Does the winner get a hug from Ollie?
12:19Yeah, Andy, you can have one of those any old time.
12:23Now?
12:24Mmm!
12:25Sugar!
12:26Alright, stop hugging!
12:27Let's paint!
12:28Let's paint shelves and sunsets and crap!
12:30Yay!
12:33Attention everyone!
12:35This installation is not approved by the Art Crawl Association!
12:40It's obscene and should be taken down immediately!
12:44Well, I'll tell you this, it doesn't need to be approved by the Art Crawl Association
12:48because this is now a permanent installation!
12:53Permanent?
12:54You'll regret this, Bob!
12:55Oh, is that a threat?
12:56Oh, when I threaten you, you'll know it!
12:58Yeah!
12:59When she threatens you, you'll know it!
13:01Okay, was that a threat?
13:02You bet it was!
13:04Is that supposed to scare me?
13:05Definitely!
13:09Yes!
13:12You want some water?
13:14He would never drink your water!
13:16I really need...
13:19He's fine!
13:20You're fine!
13:21Couldn't use some water!
13:22You're fine!
13:23Bob!
13:24Water!
13:24No!
13:25He'd rather die than drink your water!
13:28I wouldn't!
13:28Yes, he would!
13:29I'm drinking!
13:30No water, Harold!
13:32Please!
13:33Never!
13:33No!
13:35No!
13:37No!
13:47No!
13:47Edith!
13:49Unbelievable!
13:51This is nuts!
13:52I can't believe Edith would do this!
13:54Ugh!
13:54My artwork!
13:56It's ruined!
13:57They painted underpants on my beautiful anuses!
14:01Gail!
14:01Gail!
14:02No need to go up the deep end, okay?
14:04You should be flattered, right?
14:06All the great artists get censored!
14:08They do not!
14:09Yes!
14:10Yes!
14:10All of them do!
14:11Every...
14:11All the good ones!
14:13Oh, God!
14:13What a whirlwind we've been on!
14:15I feel like...
14:15Let's just put this all behind us and move on!
14:18I'm going down there!
14:19What?
14:19Where?
14:20To see Edith!
14:21Bobby!
14:21Don't do anything crazy!
14:23I'm not crazy!
14:24They're crazy!
14:25And they're not going to get away with it!
14:29Glue that shell in the middle, Andy!
14:31What are you doing?!
14:33My hand is cramping up!
14:34I ate too much glue!
14:36Andy, Ollie, come here!
14:38Listen, I'm pushing you because you've got talent, babies!
14:42And I'm gonna take care of you!
14:44Oh, you better believe it!
14:46But first, you gotta make some money for mommy!
14:49Okay, babies?
14:50You too, Red.
14:51What's your name, sweetheart?
14:52Kevin McChin
14:53Shut up!
14:54It doesn't matter!
14:55Stop talking!
14:56Start working!
14:58Work!
14:59Shells go in the middle!
15:02There you go.
15:03One of a kind original.
15:04Help support these poor, deformed orphans.
15:08Twenty bucks.
15:11Whoa, that's pissed.
15:13That's a take five?
15:15For me!
15:16Not you!
15:19Oh, look everyone!
15:21The town pornographer!
15:23Can it, Edith?
15:24I'm here to get an apology.
15:25For what?
15:26Standing up for artistic integrity?
15:28And common decency?
15:29There's nothing decent about what you did.
15:32First, you tried to tell me what to put on my walls.
15:34Then, you vandalized it.
15:35Have you no shame?
15:37I have no idea what you're talking about.
15:39And neither does he.
15:40What?
15:41Hit her, Dad!
15:41I'm not gonna hit her, Louise.
15:43Hit her, Dad!
15:44Jean?
15:45Tina?
15:45What are you two doing here?
15:46Learning to paint.
15:47We're holding our craft!
15:49Okay, well, good luck trying to polish a turd.
15:51Wait, I thought you hated my kids.
15:53My art workshop is open to all who respect art.
15:56So I'll have to ask you to leave.
15:58Then ask me.
15:59Please leave.
16:00Not before I get an apology.
16:02Not on your life!
16:03Have it your way, art lady!
16:05Hey.
16:06Poker in the eye with the brush.
16:07Oh, I've got a better idea, Louise.
16:09Ha ha ha!
16:10Take that!
16:12Oh!
16:13Dad, what is that?
16:14It's an anus.
16:15Oh!
16:16What else would it be?
16:17What has this been all about?
16:19You call that an anus?
16:20It looks just like a black dot!
16:22What kind of anus is that?
16:23Oh!
16:24Well, then, Harold, it looks like I'll need to practice a little more.
16:27I'll say!
16:27I want one right here!
16:29Oh!
16:29And what about here?
16:30Ow!
16:31This one might need an anus!
16:32Ow!
16:33How about this lighthouse?
16:34I've got an anus now!
16:36Ow!
16:37Looking good, Dad.
16:37Thanks, teen!
16:39Rip that lighthouse a new one, Dad!
16:41I feel so alive!
16:42This is what God must feel like.
16:44Kids, tell your mother not to wait up!
16:47Use the brown!
16:48Use the brown!
16:51Use the brown!
16:54You should've seen it, Mom.
16:56Dad went nuts!
16:57Aw, Bobby, what'd you do?
16:59I got justice, Lynn.
17:00Dad painted an anus on a lighthouse.
17:03Yeah, and on a mountain, and on a sunset, and on a sailboat.
17:07And on Dr. Yap.
17:08And Ken!
17:09Yeah, but I'm sorry I painted on your paintings, kids.
17:12They were in the line of fire.
17:13You painted anuses on paintings?
17:15Where's Gail?
17:16I gotta tell her how I stood up for her.
17:17She's in the basement, trying to get the underwear off of paintings.
17:21You shouldn't have done it, Bob!
17:22Are you kidding, Lynn?
17:23It's the best thing I've ever done in my life!
17:26Ow!
17:26See?
17:27That's how you put on handcuffs.
17:28They don't look tight enough to me.
17:30Why are these on me?
17:31Because you anally defaced her property.
17:33Yeah, but she started it.
17:34Look what she did.
17:35Oh.
17:36I like the new direction, and wish I could take credit.
17:38But like I said, I had nothing to do with it.
17:41Yeah, we'll see about that.
17:42I'm pressing charges.
17:43We're gonna take this to court.
17:45Wait, now you're charging her?
17:46This is confusing.
17:48Is Dad going to jail?
17:49I'll wait for you.
17:50Word of advice, Dad.
17:51Don't tell your cellmate what you're in for.
17:53I hope our new dad is a blonde.
17:55I can't take it anymore!
17:57Edith didn't paint the underwear!
17:59I did it!
18:01But you painted all those underpants, Linda?
18:04No, I couldn't help it.
18:05Those anuses were haunting me in my sleep.
18:12Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts.
18:16Ah!
18:17Ah!
18:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
18:20Ah!
18:21Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:23Ah!
18:23Ah!
18:26Whoa, whoa!
18:28Anus!
18:28Anus!
18:29Anus!
18:29No!
18:31You were the one who said we had to support your sister.
18:34I did support her until I figured out a way to destroy her art while preserving her feelings
18:39and blaming someone else.
18:40I thought those looked familiar.
18:42Oh, yeah.
18:43Mom, you painted your own underwear.
18:46What?
18:46How do you know what my underwear looks like?
18:49How don't I know?
18:50She wears it around the house, flaunting it.
18:52like she's all that.
18:53I do not.
18:55Okay, Bobby.
18:55Let's go to jail.
18:56Wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:57Can I...
18:58Edith, can I just pay for the paintings?
19:00Well, the retail value of what you destroyed was over a thousand dollars.
19:04We'll give you two hundred.
19:05We haven't sold a burger all week, Lynn.
19:07We don't have that kind of money.
19:08I got this one, Dad.
19:12Are we good here?
19:13Fine!
19:14We'll take it.
19:15Me and you can settle up later.
19:17Where the hell did you get all that money from?
19:18Shh, don't ask.
19:20Don't ask.
19:20It's art crawl.
19:21But...
19:22Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
19:23Please.
19:24Shut your mouth.
19:25What the...
19:25It's art crawl.
19:26But I...
19:26Shh, shut your mouth.
19:28Shut your mouth.
19:28Shut your mouth.
19:30I said shut your mouth.
19:31It's art crawl.
19:31Come on, Harold.
19:33Let's get out of this ass parlor.
19:35It stinks.
19:35Ah, okay.
19:39You know, Linda, none of this would have happened if you'd just been honest with your sister.
19:42It's true, Mom.
19:43I've been honest with these two since the day Gene got back.
19:46I remember the ice cream sandwich that did it.
19:48I regret nothing!
19:50And Tina, bad breath every day.
19:52Not if you like fish.
19:53See how tough they are?
19:54We've been desensitized.
19:56I'm so numb.
19:57All right!
19:58From now on, I'm going to be honest with my sister.
20:00She deserves to know the truth.
20:02I did it!
20:03I did it!
20:04I fixed all the paintings!
20:06I added pants and huge pendulous breasts.
20:09Oh, I'm so excited!
20:11I think it's my best work ever.
20:12What do you think?
20:14I'm not hearing anything.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:19Gail, it's beautiful.
20:20They're great.
20:21They're great!
20:22They're great!
20:23That's fantastic!
20:24They are very, very...
20:26Yeah, look at that!
20:27I knew it!
20:27I knew they were great!
20:29Here, you hang these, and I'm going to go back down and finish the rest of them.
20:33Oh, I couldn't do it.
20:34I wouldn't have done it.
20:35There's exceptions to the honesty policy.
20:37Yeah, yeah.
20:38I mean, Lynn, you did the right thing.
20:40Oh, thank you for supporting me.
20:42I want to hug each and every one of you.
20:44Come here, all of you!
20:45Come on!
20:45All right.
20:46Ow!
20:46I love them!
20:47I love you!
20:50Ow!
20:51Ow!
20:51Ow!
20:52Ow!
20:54Ow!
20:54Do you think she's coming back?
20:56I don't know!
20:56I'm so cold!
20:58Cut me open and crawl inside me.
21:00One of us should live.
21:02Okay.
21:03Mama's coming back!
21:05And Mama better see some PAINTINGS!
21:07ninety!
21:08Ah!
21:13butts
21:14butts
21:15butts
21:16whilst
21:16are
21:19beautiful
21:20butts
21:21are
21:22beautiful
21:24butts
21:33What's
21:34ايضا من هذا الصحيح
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