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00:04ترجمة نانسي قنقر
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03:27لديه أميزة ينزل لديه يساعة من مقربيه
03:29لأنه إذا فعله إذا أريد مستمع
03:31هيا سياسي
03:38اميزة
03:39لا أميزة بالمقربيه
03:41احسن
03:41ادنين فالحالة
03:43لو كانت من المسيطة
03:45بلد سيارة ميزة
03:45كل ما فيها لديه سيارة
03:47اميزة
03:47بلد سيارة
03:48سيارة
03:49احسن
03:49احسن
03:50احسن
03:52هذاوال
03:53اميزة
03:54ان يتبه
03:54أعرف حمي معبوم BOAT
04:00الجميع
04:01البقل
04:01اله
04:01المللج
04:02الجميع
04:02يجب أن يكون هناك
04:04إسمائي
04:05الحوة
04:06نعم
04:06سيققل
04:07Universوها
04:07لقد صدった
04:08حقا
04:09بمع
04:09منه
04:09لقد للمتلا
04:10لقد
04:12محسن
04:13جد
04:14اهلا
04:15إنه
04:15هل الحديد
04:16حنيمن
04:16و,...
04:24بات
04:25النبات
04:26تبات
07:58سلطةً امرفه؟
07:59تسينواً
07:59مورب، اشتراضي
08:01سيطاريك
08:02إنه مستحسن
08:03شاركو مورب
08:04قليلاً، سيزاريون
08:05قني شمعتين
08:05أن تسمى لو ديرتين
08:06ممن مرايchك
08:07اكيدين لندس no
08:09إذا؟
08:10لا، اشتراضist
08:11المرايبة
08:11بان، دركون في رائحة
08:13سيقص
08:13رائحة
08:14نحن
08:14تيني ببانضي
08:16اخراً
08:16ام أوه قم يريد
08:18أن نحن تديرة
08:19إنه يزاري
08:21نحن أنا تنطلق
08:24من المرايخ
08:25diese ت Last time She Was quote unquote in Charge
08:28و So be right across the street We'll just be right across the street
08:37Tina can call us tele on emergency cellphone if She needs to
08:39Alright you bought the ticket you take the ride
08:43Come on Linda
08:44We shouldn't go to this it will be Beous
08:47Bob We are going out tonight
08:49alright fine fine
08:52But just for a couple of our seven Wearing my lazyed pants
08:55وكا
08:56היה ان يسمحه莽
08:57فاريه يالذيك
09:00اللصب
09:00اهلا
09:03هيف أريد
09:04اسفات
09:04ان sentence
09:09منا
09:10براميدي كتابي
09:12توقف معي
09:14توقف
09:15توقف
09:18توقف
09:20توقف
09:22توقف
09:22تينة
09:23تينة
09:23سوف
09:25سبارك
09:26ها
09:27تحيط
09:28تحيط
09:29تحيط
09:30تحيط
09:34تينة
09:35تحيط
09:36لحوة
09:37حكيا
09:39تقل من مرد تلك اللذية
09:39تدجوه بسيئة
09:42تنبيع عن هنا
09:44تدجوه بسيئة
09:45تدجوه بسيئة
09:46تدجوه
09:46تدجوه بسيئة
10:08لا أعلم
10:09شريط ثانية
10:12أريد gårت
10:18غريط
10:20سعر جال جزال
10:30ماذا صغير
10:33ماذا زيدي Second Night
10:36Oh, I think that's her
10:42Mort, I recognize you from the picture on your website
10:45I'm Samantha
10:46Well, it's quite a pleasure to meet you, Samantha
10:49This is my friend Bob and his lovely wife Linda
10:51Hi
10:52Hi, we're on our honeymoon
10:54Oh, congratulations
10:56Thank you
10:57It's not our honeymoon
10:58Well, technically
10:59Not technically
11:00First time to Jamaica
11:02Oh my God
11:02Sorry for the smell
11:04Long day slaving over the old embalming table
11:06Well, let me just say
11:08That I've been embalming you with my eyes
11:11Since the moment you walked in
11:12More?
11:16Gosh, it's their special language
11:18Waiter, do you have anything bigger?
11:20Come on, everybody
11:21Try a dessert
11:24You gotta have a cannoli
11:26Ooh, cannolis
11:31Let's move
11:32Oh, how thoughtless of me
11:34Tina, I'm sure you want to go first
11:36To protect us and stuff
11:38Yeah, Tina
11:38Earn that sweet babysitter cash
11:41Wait, wait
11:41First
11:42How about a hug?
11:44Aww
11:47Come here, Jean
11:48Hmm
11:49You're a good boy
11:50Uh, weird?
11:53Hmm
11:55Alright, let's wrap this up
11:56Okay
11:57I'm ready
11:58I'll go first
11:59Like a lamb to the slaughter
12:04Oh, guys
12:05I, uh
12:05I forgot who sang Funky Town
12:07I have to go look it up
12:08Or it's gonna bug me all night
12:09You're not going anywhere
12:10Keep walking, Tina
12:15Are there bodies in those coffins?
12:18With all this green mold around town
12:20Better hope not
12:21What do you mean?
12:22You're joking, right?
12:24Only that green mold
12:25Turns bodies into the living dead
12:28Uh
12:28Tina, you're a zombophile
12:30You should know this
12:31I'm not a zombophile
12:33I have a complicated relationship with zombies
12:35They're dangerous
12:36But I love their swagger
12:37Funky Town is my lips incorporated
12:39I just remembered
12:39The morgue
12:43Well, here goes nothing
12:45Uh
12:52Every time they say something horrible
12:54Take a drink
12:55Bob, stop
12:55I'm doing it
12:56So
12:57What's the weirdest thing you've ever found in a human body?
13:01Here we go
13:02You first
13:03Light ball
13:05A football
13:08A far side calendar
13:10Really?
13:11Huh
13:11But most of the time what I find is lots and lots of tumors
13:22Already finishing each other's
13:26Oh my god
13:27No
13:27Linda
13:28Sentence
13:29Stop
13:30Sentences
13:32Sentences
13:36How long does it take to open a door?
13:40Okay
13:45Smells a little moldy
13:47And corpse-y
13:48Bad combo
13:50I don't think we should be here
13:52Yeah, let's go back upstairs
13:54You're totally right, guys
14:00It's locked
14:03Louise, no
14:09Silly us
14:10It was only a phone
14:13Hello?
14:14Who is it?
14:15Some stranger
14:16Hello?
14:18Have you checked the children?
14:21Mom?
14:22No
14:23I'm a zombie
14:24Oh
14:26No, I'm
14:27I am also a murderer
14:30Yeah
14:32Yeah
14:32Yeah
14:34Yeah
14:34You go, girl
14:35You go, girl
14:36Hey, I gotcha
14:37Come on, dance with mommy
14:39Come on
14:40You drunk enough to be any fun yet?
14:42Yeah, I guess
14:43Mom?
14:45Linda?
14:46Here you go, my man
14:57Linda, I can't do it anymore
14:58Come on
14:59No
15:00I'm going home, Lynn
15:01To Mort's
15:02Don't you ignore my lasso
15:04Whoa, doggy
15:05You got me
15:06Not you, Hugo
15:08Fair enough
15:09Fine, Bob
15:10We don't need you here anyway
15:11You big sour blanket
15:13Who wants to see what I learned today
15:15In salsa class?
15:20Uh, guess I can go finish Speed Bus
15:23Speed Bus
15:23Then I can watch the movie
15:25Hope it's as good as the model
15:26It is
15:27Keanu
15:29Kids
15:30Kids
15:32Keanu, where are they?
15:33Downstairs?
15:34Yeah, probably
15:34Thanks
15:35Oh, I hate stairs
15:37We've been drinking, huh?
15:38You got that right, buddy
15:40I feel like I could pass out
15:42Anybody in there?
15:43Hmm, what is that?
15:44Satin?
15:45Oh, man
15:46That is calling our name, Keanu
15:48Get in there
15:49Will do, buddy
15:58Somebody close my bed
16:01I'll get it
16:03Unlock the door, Louise
16:05Know you have the key
16:06Nope, I ate it
16:08We'll have to wait till it comes out
16:09You never poop
16:11We're doomed
16:11Yep
16:15What the hell?
16:17It's coming from the next room
16:19She's messing with us again
16:21No, I swear
16:22I did this
16:23But I am not doing that
16:26I won't get fooled again
16:28I'm the babysitter
16:41Kids, stop doing that
16:43It's me
16:43I'll get it
16:44I'll get it
16:45I'll get it
16:46I'll get it
16:46No
16:46Hit it
16:46Smash it
16:48I don't want to die
16:54Let me out
16:55Let me out
16:56Now what?
16:57Now
16:57We cremate it
16:59Cremate?
17:00No
17:00No cremating, Dad
17:02It was a bad laugh
17:03He's trying to sweet-talk us
17:05That's classic zombie
17:10Open the casket
17:16Kids, it's your father
17:21For the love of God
17:25I'm gonna die alone
17:27And I'm in my lazy pants
17:28Linda hates these pants
17:30Damn it
17:31They're coming off
17:32For you, Lynn
17:33Now what?
17:34Now we turn it on
17:35How?
17:36Just pull all the levers
17:37A lot
17:38But they look like robot wieners
17:40I know
17:40Okay
17:44It's not so bad
17:46Keep pulling the robot wieners
17:48Woohoo, I love reggae
17:49Don't listen to anyone who says
17:52You can't have a perfectly good honeymoon by yourself
17:55Hey, hey
17:56I'm not done
17:57I'm not done
17:58Let me tell you something
18:00I haven't known Samantha very long
18:02But a woman knows
18:04When another woman is aroused
18:05Woo
18:08Turn that thingy
18:10While I pull this thingy
18:11You don't know how
18:12Let me
18:12I'm in charge
18:13Alright, here it goes
18:15Superhuman strength
18:16You can do it
18:18What happened?
18:19Dad?
18:20Dad?
18:22Uh-oh
18:23Oh my God
18:24I'm gonna die in here
18:25Dad, I've got you
18:26I'm burning
18:27Coffin on fire
18:32Ah, yes
18:33Air
18:36Kids, come here
18:37Tears in charge
18:43Oh, now you come off
18:45What happened here?
18:47My shop's a wreck
18:48Mort
18:48Lady Mortician
18:50How's the day going?
18:51Good
18:51Good
18:52Are you okay, Bob?
18:53I face death, Mort
18:55I know things now
18:57I know
18:58You don't just build a model of life
19:00You watch the movie of life
19:02You get in the mood
19:03And make some mortician babies, you two
19:06Mort
19:07Your name
19:08Kids are amazing
19:09Even if they try to burn you alive in a coffin
19:12And they will do that
19:13Yeah
19:13Yeah
19:14But it's good
19:14Because you see your whole life pass before you as you're burning
19:18In every pair of pants you've ever worn
19:20And you'll see the love of your life
19:22Dancing salsa in Jamaica by herself, Mort, and you
19:27What is your name?
19:29Samantha
19:29Yes, that's beautiful
19:31Are you two in love or what?
19:33Hopeful
19:34Can I hear you say yeah?
19:35Yeah
19:36Yes, we are
19:37Yes, Bob
19:38Great, then feel it
19:40I feel it
19:41I feel it
19:42I feel it
19:42Hey, love
19:42Love
19:43Love
19:44Love
19:44You watch my kids for ten minutes
19:46Sure
19:46Good, I gotta go
19:50Nice embalming table
19:51Is it disinfected?
19:54Uh, Tina
19:55Do you think maybe you could
19:57Say no more
19:59Gene
20:00Louise
20:00Now
20:01Ow
20:02My ears
20:06No, no, no
20:07No, no, no
20:09Wrong door
20:11Hello, baby
20:12Bob
20:13Ah, disgusting
20:14I can see your downstairs dreadlocks
20:17Go ahead and look, Jimmy
20:18No, man
20:19No, man
20:20Ah, Buffy, you big goof
20:22I took off my lazy pants
20:24Did you notice, Lynn?
20:25Yes, I did
20:26God
20:27Care to couples dance with me
20:30On our haunted Jamaican honeymoon?
20:35That's green mold
20:37Right there on Jimmy's wall
20:38What?
20:39See it, Lynn?
20:39Right there
20:39Oh, yes
20:41Oh, crap
20:44We win
20:45We win
20:46Just put some bleach on it
20:47What?
20:49We get a horse
20:51We're gonna have a weekend
20:53A horse
20:54Uh, uh, uh
20:56We get a horse
20:58We're gonna have a weekend
21:00A horse
21:05What?
21:09We get a horse
21:12We're gonna have a weekend
21:13A horse
21:15We're gonna have a weekend
21:17A horse
21:17Uh, uh, uh
21:19We get a horse
21:21We're gonna have a weekend
21:21We're gonna have a weekend
21:21We're gonna have a weekend
21:22We're gonna have a weekend
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