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Lucky Luke S01E03 (2026)
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00:07Wasn't there a woman with them?
00:09There was no woman, it was just the four Daltons, and they were armed to the teeth.
00:12You shot at my wall!
00:17Sure it wasn't three of them?
00:18It's the Daltons, there's four of them, not three.
00:21Nope, that was Avril.
00:23There's Jack, or William.
00:25That was William, or Jack.
00:28I never know.
00:28Well, there.
00:32Joe.
00:33Nope, you.
00:35Huh?
00:38Me, what do you mean?
00:39The bullet caliber.
00:40It's different from the other ones.
00:42Though it's the same one as you got there.
00:47Insurance scam.
00:51Sorry, Mr. Luke, but for the Daltons to work, you need all four.
00:55So you had to get the insurance reimbursement, I went all out.
00:57The big one ate a box of soap, the whole thing.
01:00Mango, olive oil, the most expensive one.
01:03Who does that?
01:05Avril.
01:06It's weird that Joe wasn't with them.
01:08Maybe he kept my mom in the hideout?
01:09No.
01:10He'd never let his brothers act alone.
01:13He's in charge.
01:14The meanest one.
01:15The smartest one, too.
01:18Which way'd they go?
01:20North.
01:21But don't tell them I told you, okay?
01:31You gotta be closer to spot Joe.
01:33Okay, we'll cover you.
01:35Stay here.
01:36Cover me from right here.
01:41Wait, he...
01:42Am I his horse or what?
01:43I feel like he's right.
01:45These men, they're out of their minds.
01:47Apparently, Joe, doesn't chew tobacco.
01:52He chews kittens.
02:01Hey, guys.
02:06Lucky Luke.
02:09Lucky what?
02:11Oh, there he is.
02:23Joseph Dalton.
02:24Good to meet you.
02:27What?
02:30Well, can you explain?
02:31It's the Buffalo's fault.
02:32No, it wasn't that.
02:33It was the woman.
02:34The woman you attacked who was on the stagecoach?
02:35Yeah, the Fury.
02:36The only one we could hear.
02:37She was obviously in distress.
02:38Her kidnappers were the ones in distress.
02:40No, no.
02:40It was her kidnappers who were in distress.
02:42The thing is, we were trying to rob everyone.
02:43Yep.
02:44There was so much screaming and commotion, they couldn't hear us.
02:46Couldn't hear a bit.
02:46And right then is when she showed up.
02:47She was a goddess.
02:48One guy tried strangling her.
02:50It was the other hand.
02:51And she caught him.
02:53Katakaruma.
02:53She threw him off.
02:54Threw him over her shoulder.
02:55And then she wailed on the next one.
02:59Chokuzuki.
03:01Kagizuki.
03:02Ushiruma washi-giri.
03:03And the third dude.
03:06King Giri.
03:07In the balls.
03:08He got castrated.
03:09It's because I knew this Japanese guy in Seng Seng.
03:11And then she tapped her heel on the ground like this.
03:13Tring.
03:13It was a hidden switchblade.
03:15A knife.
03:15And she cut the two leather things there.
03:17The reins.
03:17She jumped on her horse.
03:24It's a horse.
03:27And Rudolph.
03:28Disappeared.
03:29That's not my mother.
03:30Then all of a sudden Joe arrived.
03:32And he shouted,
03:32Charlie!
03:33Charlie.
03:35Shit, that is my mother.
03:36How do you know her name, though?
03:37Oh, I think it's-
03:37We have no idea.
03:38No, I mean-
03:39Listen to me.
03:39Especially after-
03:40It was complete pandemonium after that.
03:42Because Joe decided he wanted to-
03:43Wanted to chase after her.
03:44And then she was shot at, you know, by her kidnappers.
03:46But then she-
03:47She dodged the bullet, but barely.
03:48Then she ran behind the-
03:49Behind the dune.
03:50She ran fast and disappeared.
03:52That's where Joe got buffalo.
03:54Buffalo?
03:55Buffalo attack.
03:56Mm-hmm.
03:57Right in the face.
03:58They aren't well marked, those buffalo stops.
03:59Where'd my mom go?
04:01Oh, well, the thing is-
04:02We don't know.
04:02The thing is-
04:03We were too far away.
04:04The thing is-
04:05The only one who could see behind the dune was Joe.
04:06The thing is that up until then, Joe was in a coma.
04:09So we borrowed the physician who was there in town.
04:12A doctor.
04:13He's over there.
04:17Mm.
04:21A desperado of Mr. Dalton's levels suddenly becoming-
04:26Honest, considerate, sensitive even.
04:29I see only one diagnosis.
04:31Redemption.
04:32Amnesia.
04:34All right.
04:37The only one who knows my mother's whereabouts has amnesia.
04:40We'll find her, I promise.
04:43Joe's memory's gonna come back.
04:45We'll make sure of it.
04:46Okay.
04:53Mom always says to fight fire with fire.
04:58I really deserve that.
05:00That blow to the head.
05:10All right.
05:11All right.
05:12You're sure you want him getting his memory back?
05:13Even if it means he-
05:14He returns to his unholy life as a desperado in his gallon?
05:19Luke?
05:20To my great chagrin,
05:22Yep.
05:24Fine.
05:24Then we'll walk him through his therapeutic process.
05:27By repairing what he was,
05:28he will then accept what he was.
05:30And so,
05:31he'll remember what he was.
05:35We've got to help him,
05:36so be nice to him.
05:37Wait.
05:37The only option is to be nice to him?
05:38Really?
05:39Yes.
05:39Or more head blows could work as well.
05:40What?
05:41That could also end up killing him, so.
05:42Oh.
05:43Anyway.
05:43Regarding memory,
05:44you should activate his senses.
05:46All right?
05:46Noises, smells, images,
05:48even music.
05:49Yeah?
05:49And make sure to include happy memories you've shared.
05:52Positive moments.
05:54Positive moments with Joe Dalton.
05:58Okay.
06:14Charlie?
06:20Charlie!
06:22Charlie!
06:24Charlie!
07:11Matahari.
07:12Marie Bouvier.
07:21What is this?
07:23What is this?
07:26What is this?
07:39What is this?
07:59All right.
08:00Operation Repair.
08:01We'll start with the grocer,
08:02repair his store,
08:04and buy cookies from him
08:05to give to people.
08:06Yep.
08:07And slap those
08:08and don't take a cookie.
08:10Avro.
08:11Yeah?
08:12You leave me no choice.
08:13Am I getting hit?
08:14No.
08:15See that post over there?
08:17You're hitting me with it?
08:18No.
08:19Go lean on it
08:20and reflect on the violence
08:21that lies within you.
08:22No, Joe.
08:23Yes.
08:24Joe.
08:24Yes.
08:25Joe.
08:25Yes.
08:26Joe.
08:27Yes.
08:28Joe.
08:28Do it, please, Avro.
08:36She can't be just us three.
08:37We're the Daltons.
08:38There's always four of us.
08:40It'll ruin our reputation.
08:43If you need me,
08:44here I am.
08:45Who are you, anyway?
08:46Who are you, anyway?
08:47Well,
08:48I'm Billy the Kid.
08:49No way.
08:50You're too tall to be a kid.
08:51Yeah, well, I grew.
08:51Billy didn't have that voice.
08:52I matured.
08:53Billy's voice would never have changed.
08:54Let's not waste time, Willie.
08:55Billy.
08:55Whoever you are.
08:56Willie Billy.
08:58I like your mug.
08:59Welcome to the group.
09:01Come on.
09:02Let's make amends.
09:05Billy Dalton.
09:06Come on.
09:09Don't go getting all cocky, okay?
09:20Oh, my.
09:21That's some snoring.
09:25You know why?
09:27It's chloroform.
09:31Look at all this.
09:38Do you see what this is?
09:41Look at it.
09:42It's all secret agent things.
09:44Now I'm confused.
09:49This woman infiltrated your establishment
09:51by posing as a lady of the night.
09:52I've never seen that lady.
09:53That's troubling.
09:55Because I hear she managed to steal documents from you
09:57that were quite compromising.
09:59Whoever told you that's completely full of shit?
10:02Mr. Oyster,
10:03you've been reduced to a sun-baked head
10:05but still acting cowboy?
10:07I will admit, though,
10:09if I had the trinkets men adorn themselves with,
10:11leather cuffs,
10:12Colt 45 spurs,
10:13I'd be tempted to do it, too.
10:15But all we have to take on the Wild West
10:17is a veil,
10:17a fan,
10:18and a pocket mirror.
10:20As if petticoats and power moves
10:21were incompatible concepts.
10:24We were forced to develop our own weapons.
10:34Okay, stop.
10:36Stop it!
10:42Stop!
10:42Stop!
10:49I can see right through you.
10:51I know you're lying to me.
10:56Okay, so this woman,
10:58she robbed me.
10:59But I was helpless.
11:01She beat up five of my men.
11:04She's not human.
11:05She's a demonic creature.
11:07She's a witch.
11:08My mom is all about poems and daisies.
11:10She's into rhubarb pies and bake sales.
11:13Being a spy is not her thing.
11:14Well, nobody uses this for rhubarb pie.
11:18You think it's something she got roped into?
11:20But why?
11:22Did you list on a sheet of paper
11:23everyone involved
11:25in this conspiracy?
11:28I thought one sheet with all the names
11:29was easier than one name per sheet.
11:32She took off with it?
11:33Yeah.
11:39The canteen.
11:45Thank you for being truthful.
11:47Some water?
11:48Yes.
11:55What are you doing?
11:57No, wait.
12:00Come back.
12:01Come back.
12:04Please.
12:06Come back.
12:07I know she's in mortal danger.
12:09Hey, calm down.
12:10This shows your mom has resources
12:12if it's all true.
12:13And we'll do what the doc says
12:14so we get Joe's memory.
12:15It won't work and it takes way too long.
12:16Whereas with a Rell's method...
12:18That's a no.
12:19But it's our only option.
12:20It may disappear if we wait.
12:21Joe could disappear with a head blow.
12:23Well, Calamity would try it.
12:25Stop it with Calamity Jane.
12:27Why are you so obsessed with her?
12:28I'm lucky, Luke.
12:30L-U-C-K-E.
12:32Luke.
12:33Not one letter in common.
12:35Well, there's the L.
12:36The, uh, the C.
12:38And there's a Y in there.
12:50We looked everywhere for you.
12:52Looking for me?
12:53Yeah.
12:54We're fixing things up.
12:56Fixing things?
13:04Nobody steps on my foot
13:05and gets away with it.
13:07William.
13:09William, what did we say?
13:11We don't hit people.
13:13It's nice to have you with us,
13:14Willy Billy.
13:17Nobody's at fault.
13:18It was an accident.
13:19You just say sorry about that.
13:20Well, I, uh,
13:21I'm sorry, sir.
13:22No, not you.
13:23You've apologized your whole life.
13:24He never has.
13:25So we start over.
13:26Step on his foot.
13:27No, it's, it's fine.
13:29Do it.
13:29Step on his foot.
13:33It'll be fine.
13:34Step on his foot.
13:41Do it harder.
13:45Is that right?
13:48All right.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:55Better.
13:56Better?
13:58You know what?
13:59One more for the road.
14:01One more?
14:02Well, yes, of course.
14:03For the road, then.
14:03That's what we're here for.
14:05All right.
14:06All right.
14:16No!
14:28Sorry.
14:29There you go.
14:30You were right.
14:31It wasn't so hard.
14:32And William, remember,
14:33if someone slaps your cheek,
14:34turn the other one.
14:44What are you doing?
14:45Carving a piece of wood.
14:49It's hard, huh?
14:51Not really.
14:51Just get a knife and start carving.
14:52No, I mean it's hard getting sidelined like that.
14:55I don't like the new Joe.
14:57Old Joe would have hit me,
14:58not replaced me.
14:59We'll get back, old Joe.
15:01Because I feel like you're right.
15:02We gotta hit him.
15:04Hard.
15:05Yeah, nah, the others say that's not how we should...
15:07The others are wrong.
15:08Like them thinking you're the stupidest.
15:10It's not true.
15:10You're just the tallest.
15:12So sound takes longer to get up to you.
15:16I'm pretty sure you're a genius.
15:20They think I'm stupid?
15:22All right.
15:25Ah.
15:52That sounds so familiar.
15:54What's it remind me of?
15:55Jim Two Fingers, your cellmate.
15:58That's it?
16:00Him playing harmonica?
16:01Yeah.
16:03That got in your head, didn't it, that song?
16:05Remember the time I took you all to Fort Brighton?
16:09Oh, wow, yeah.
16:10Yeah, yeah, I remember.
16:12The boy kept playing even though he was handcuffed.
16:14It drove Avril crazy.
16:15I said, go on, Jim, keep playing, keep it up.
16:17And Avril was so frustrated, Jim was going for it.
16:20Even you were laughing about it.
16:22It's the only time we really laughed together.
16:24Yeah.
16:27Oh, that does bring back some memories.
16:29Well, that's good to hear.
16:31Camping with the brothers, and riding horses across the plains, in prison playing knuckle bones.
16:37Ah, that rascal, Jim.
16:39But even I eventually, I wanted to give him a smack on the head.
16:43What happened to that guy?
16:50What?
16:51Luke?
16:52I didn't kill him, did I?
16:57Did I?
16:59Luke?
17:04I'm sure I didn't kill him, right?
17:07No, Jim's fine.
17:08I didn't kill him.
17:09No.
17:10We could counter the buffalo with another buffalo.
17:12No, buffaloes are too unpredictable.
17:13Throw a dead buffalo out.
17:14No, buffaloes are too unpredictable.
17:14Dead buffalo is very predictable.
17:16No, that's enough.
17:16Throw him on a dead buffalo.
17:18No buffaloes.
17:19We're done with that.
17:19I know what.
17:20Throw a horse.
17:21No, that's in the buffalo family.
17:23Uh...
17:24Alright.
17:25I got it.
17:26Listen.
17:27Here we go.
17:28We wait.
17:30We help him be a good man.
17:32And that'll make his memory come back.
17:34No, wait.
17:35That was their plan.
17:36And now I'm stuck.
17:38Me too.
17:40The one who could help us with ideas is Ma.
17:42I'm telling you, when Ma has an idea, it's powerful, but...
17:46Worse than a buffalo blow.
17:49Come on.
17:51Hurry.
17:54We'll get the horses.
17:55Not a long way to go.
17:57I don't understand where we're going right now.
17:59Ah, okay.
18:01Great.
18:02I look away and you take your buddy's wife or what?
18:05I'm not your wife.
18:05We're married.
18:06Oh, you're married?
18:07Yes.
18:07No.
18:11Billy, we've got important things to do.
18:12I imagine.
18:13This moron's famous than a Dalton, so...
18:15You're interested.
18:16You're interested?
18:17Alright.
18:18I'm so stupid.
18:19Trying to get Daltonized.
18:20To make you proud.
18:22To save our marriage.
18:24I was Daltonized at first, so...
18:26Avril, we're just a team, not a couple, okay?
18:28Of course, of course.
18:29But after bringing it up, I'm like, why not, you know?
18:31You watch your mouth!
18:31No, but just...
18:32Oh, stop!
18:33Your brother has amnesia.
18:35My mother might die.
18:36And you two want to hook up with me?
18:40How about y'all go to bed together?
18:42Marry him.
18:43You'd become a real Dalton.
18:44And be out of my hair.
18:46Luis!
18:50Avril!
18:51No!
19:00Aghhh!
19:02Aghh!
19:02Agh!
19:03Agh!
19:04Agh!
19:04Agh!
19:04Pi' d'ah!
19:08Agh!
19:13Agh!
19:18Agh!
19:19I don't know.
19:37Louise!
19:42Louise!
19:53Louise!
20:02Have you seen Louise?
20:03No.
20:03And the Reverend needs me to make fifty baskets for the St. Catherine's Feast.
20:08That's so weird, I looked everywhere.
20:11You care about that girl?
20:13No.
20:14No, it's just that I don't want her causing problems.
20:17That's all.
20:18She's restless.
20:19It's annoying.
20:20You're worried.
20:22A little bit.
20:23What if something happens to her?
20:28What?
20:29Your eyes.
20:34This worry's not normal.
20:36What are you doing?
20:37It's the same look my father had when Avril almost got hanged.
20:42You're worried like a parent.
20:43No.
20:44No, I'm not.
20:45I've got it.
20:46You, the lone hero in a violent world.
20:49You have a child.
20:54She doesn't even know, right?
20:56Of course she doesn't know.
20:58How would she if you haven't admitted it to yourself yet?
21:03You know, Luke, of all the horrible things I've done, what I regret most is what I haven't done.
21:10Words I didn't say to my brothers.
21:14What words?
21:15That I care about them.
21:17And I love them.
21:18Joe!
21:19Joe!
21:20The villagers!
21:21They're insane!
21:21They're beating William up!
21:22What has he done now?
21:23He's behaving.
21:24He's been really nice.
21:41Me next.
21:42Hey, I don't even know you!
21:42So what?
21:45Well, finally.
21:46You're here for more?
21:49Come on.
21:51Come on!
21:56Someone repents and you beat him up like this?
21:58Sorry, sorry.
21:59Aren't you ashamed?
22:01Know what I see?
22:03Bunch of cowards!
22:10What my friend means is that we understand your pain.
22:14For years we've pillaged, ransacked, and humiliated.
22:18So we're asking you for forgiveness.
22:23And for that, we need all of you.
22:28Now we ask you, help us turn this dark page of our history.
22:33We ask you, help us break the cycle of violence.
22:37Will you help us?
22:39Help us by not seeking vengeance.
22:41No.
22:42No, no, no.
22:45In the name of justice.
22:49And the law.
22:55He's right.
22:56We should.
22:57Yes.
22:58Kill him.
22:59Hang this man!
23:06No, wait, look.
23:09If you really want to help me make amends, let them.
23:13After all, now.
23:15It's the law.
23:29Joseph Dalton, you are sentenced to death for robbery.
23:34Armed robbery.
23:36Unarmed robbery.
23:38Thievery.
23:39First floor burglary.
23:41Entryway theft.
23:43Landing theft.
23:44Theft of eggs.
23:46Theft of beef legs.
23:48Theft of bird legs.
23:49You've got to do something.
23:51Night theft.
23:52Day theft.
23:53Theft of-
23:54Joe Dalton!
23:57What on earth have you done now?
23:59Ma?
24:00Ma?
24:00Ma?
24:05Who were you?
24:06He needed some shock therapy.
24:18I understand your anger, Ma.
24:20But I deserve what's happening.
24:34Look at these nice townspeople.
24:35Oh, no.
24:36This isn't good.
24:37He's become cute again like when he was a kid.
24:40You were right.
24:41It's serious.
24:42It's very serious.
24:45Oh, well.
24:46Never mind.
24:48Go ahead and hang him then, huh?
24:50Oh, yay!
24:51Yay!
24:52Yay!
24:53Yay!
24:53Yay!
24:54Yay!
24:54Yay!
24:54Ma!
24:54Do it!
24:55Your cake's here?
24:57Uh, yes.
24:58I forgot about the condemned man's last meal.
25:01That's a thing, isn't it?
25:02Um, sure.
25:03I wanted to make your favorite cake for you, my dear.
25:07Oh, Ma.
25:08You didn't have to.
25:30Do it for you.
25:36Oh.
25:44And it's not my favorite cake, it's Afro's.
25:50It could be, yeah, right.
25:51No, not could be, it is.
25:56Always the same thing.
25:57It happened on my eighth birthday, my ninth, my tenth.
26:02What's it matter?
26:03There are worse things in life, and you can always share it.
26:08What, Sheriff?
26:10You want Avril having my last meal?
26:12Look, Joe, you're going to die and your brother's sad about it, okay?
26:15So just pull yourself together.
26:17He needs comforting.
26:45All right.
26:59Joe?
27:06Joe?
27:07Yep.
27:08Yes, you're Joe.
27:11Yes.
27:12I remember.
27:16I remember everything.
27:20I remember.
27:22I remember.
27:23I remember.
27:27You'll see.
27:29Clever going back to the mother.
27:32You think I don't remember?
27:34Well, I do.
27:35I remember.
27:38You wanted to hang me?
27:39You think I don't remember?
27:42Well, I do remember.
27:43Oh, yeah.
27:44So that's him.
27:45And you, I remember you.
27:46That's the real Joe.
27:48Should we stop him?
27:52I remember.
27:53Why don't we wait a while?
27:55Teach him a lesson.
27:57Know what I mean?
27:59I remember.
28:06I remember.
28:10I remember.
28:11I remember.
28:12I remember.
28:17Jorleen!
28:18Jorleen!
28:23Jorleen!
28:24Jorleen!
28:25Jorleen!
28:25Jorleen!
28:26Jorleen!
28:27Jorleen!
28:27Jorleen!
28:28Jorleen!
28:28Jorleen!
28:29Jorleen!
28:30Jorleen!
28:42Charlie?
28:53He's been like this for an hour.
28:55We work hard to get his memory back and now he won't say a word?
28:58And my mother?
29:00I understand.
29:03And Billy, aren't we looking for him?
29:06Listen, I looked everywhere.
29:08He must have took off.
29:10He didn't say anything?
29:11Not one word?
29:13Even to me?
29:15No, why?
29:18Something between you two?
29:20What? No.
29:23Normally you'd at least say something if your teammate's with someone.
29:27Hmm.
29:28Well, folks disappear every day.
29:31Like you this morning.
29:32Hey, you know I was worried about you.
29:34Spare me some paternalistic lecture.
29:38Okay, first of all, first of all, it's a, it's, it, hey, it's not a paternalistic thing.
29:42And it's not about lecturing you.
29:46It's a, it's a, it's an apology.
29:51I wouldn't have been worried if I'd been with you.
29:54As a teammate.
29:56If I'd have listened.
29:59You saved our skins.
30:01Once again.
30:05And, uh, I want to tell you something else.
30:14Look, Luis, I'm your dad.
30:34I want to tell you something else.
30:35I want to tell you something else.
30:36I want to tell you something else.
30:36I want to tell you something else.
30:39I want to tell you something else.
30:41I want to tell you something else.
30:46You
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