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00:30And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
01:01Thank you!
01:05Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:11This is it! Welcome to the show!
01:16Well, guys, today, President Trump launched a new mobile app
01:20for people to receive news, updates, briefings, and alerts
01:23directly from the White House.
01:25Yeah.
01:26And these days, when you hear the phrase,
01:28President Trump launched, a new app is the best-case scenario.
01:30That's... I like that.
01:32Yeah, that's...
01:33What did he launch? Yeah.
01:36Yeah, you can download it on the App Store, Google Play,
01:39and wherever other fine propaganda is sold.
01:45That's right.
01:47And this is fun.
01:48Besides news updates, you can also swipe right or left
01:51on countries Trump might invade next.
01:54Congrats. We matched on Cuba.
01:57Well, a lot of people are talking about this.
01:59Trump is adding his own signature to all new U.S. currency.
02:04That's right. He's the first sitting president
02:06to put his own name on every bill.
02:08I guess he's excited. Look at this video he put out.
02:11This is President Trump, and I can't wait to see my name
02:14on every U.S. bill, right alongside some of our nation's
02:18most prominent figures.
02:19People like the Quaker Oats guy,
02:22Dame Judi Dutch,
02:24Lurch from The Addams Family,
02:26Glenn Powell,
02:28Beethoven,
02:29Al from Home Improvement,
02:31and, of course, the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.
02:34I was in that.
02:36He's honored.
02:38He's honored to be with all your people.
02:39Very honored.
02:40What a roll call.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Well, some business news,
02:45I saw that Netflix just announced
02:46that they're once again raising prices.
02:51And they explained the decision with the commercial.
02:53Take a look at this.
02:54At Netflix, we strive to deliver the best content
02:56for you and your whole family.
02:58And to ensure we can keep doing that,
02:59we're raising our monthly price.
03:01Thanks for understanding.
03:02Netflix.
03:05I got that.
03:06That's nice.
03:06Yeah.
03:07In other news,
03:09what's that?
03:09Hold on.
03:10I'm sorry.
03:10I'm getting it from the control room.
03:12They're saying we have,
03:12there's another message from Netflix.
03:14Wow.
03:14Yeah, let's roll that.
03:15At Netflix,
03:16we value honesty,
03:17which is why we're letting you know
03:19that we're once again raising our monthly price.
03:21Thanks again.
03:22Netflix.
03:23Again?
03:25Already?
03:25Nice.
03:26All right.
03:27Well,
03:28yeah,
03:29sure.
03:29Clap.
03:30We're happy now.
03:32Anyway,
03:32well,
03:33hopefully that's it.
03:33No more price hikes.
03:34Anyway,
03:35I read that,
03:36it's another price hike,
03:37bitch.
03:38Netflix rates are going up again
03:40and you can't stop us.
03:43Do you like Bridgerton?
03:45Good,
03:45because you're about to get f***ed.
03:47Open up that wallet.
03:49You streaming sim prices
03:50are going up faster than gas.
03:53Straight up or moose.
03:54Ding dong.
03:55Is it cake?
03:55No,
03:56it's another price hike.
03:57Pay up or we'll send you
03:58into a real life squid game.
04:00What are you going to do?
04:01Watch Paramount Plus?
04:03And you know what else?
04:04We're making the
04:04a dumb sound even louder.
04:07A dumb sound even louder.
04:08A dumb sound even louder.
04:10Wow.
04:12Wow.
04:13It's a bit extreme.
04:15I can't believe it.
04:17And finally,
04:18here's some good news.
04:20Airports around the country
04:21are returning to normal
04:22after Trump signed
04:23an emergency order
04:23to start paying
04:25TSA agents again.
04:31And this is fun.
04:33TSA agents celebrated
04:34by drinking 3.4 ounces
04:35of champagne.
04:36There we go.
04:37We have a great show.
04:38Give it up for the Roots,
04:39everybody.
04:46Thank you very much,
04:51everybody.
04:52Enjoy your stuff.
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:54Hey, be sure to tune in
04:55all week long.
04:55We have some great shows
04:56coming up.
04:57Cameron Diaz
04:58will be here this week.
04:58Oh!
04:59We love Cameron Diaz.
05:01Zendaya and Robert Pattinson
05:03will be joining us.
05:05And on Thursday,
05:06our guest will be
05:07Jack Black.
05:08Come on.
05:11But first,
05:12what a show
05:13we have for you tonight.
05:13He's an Emmy-winning actor
05:15who stars in the
05:16Apple TV series
05:17Your Friends
05:18and Neighbors.
05:18Season 2 premieres
05:20this Friday.
05:21Jon Hamm
05:22is here tonight!
05:25The vet!
05:27That show's great, too.
05:29He's fantastic.
05:30Also, you can see him
05:32in the popular series
05:32The Boys,
05:33which I love.
05:34It returns for its
05:34fifth and final season
05:36April 8th
05:37on Prime Video.
05:38Jack Quaid
05:39is joining us!
05:43He's fantastic.
05:45And then our musical
05:46guests tonight
05:47are fantastic.
05:50What do these people
05:51have in common?
05:52Andrew Lloyd Webber.
05:53Okay.
05:55Michael Crawford.
05:57Bernadette Peters.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Joel Grey.
06:00Ooh.
06:01Lin-Manuel Miranda.
06:02Ooh.
06:03Me.
06:05You know what I'm saying?
06:06No.
06:07We're all famous
06:08and known for our work
06:09on Broadway.
06:10Oh, of course.
06:10Broadway, yes.
06:11And, uh...
06:12First thing that come to mind.
06:13Last year, I did...
06:15I did Seven Days
06:16on Broadway.
06:21So nice of you.
06:24It feels like
06:25you really mean that.
06:26Oh.
06:28Seven Days,
06:28probably over
06:29ten performances.
06:30Yeah, that's a lot.
06:33And I was in a play
06:34called All In,
06:35and it was written
06:35by Simon Rich,
06:36and I had...
06:37Aidy Bryant was in it,
06:38Nick Kroll,
06:39Lin-Manuel Miranda,
06:40and I,
06:41and the band
06:41was the Banksons,
06:42and they were
06:44unbelievable.
06:45They...
06:45Believable.
06:46Believable.
06:47What'd I say?
06:48Unbelievable.
06:49What'd I say?
06:50They were unbelievable.
06:51But what did I say?
06:52Unbelievable?
06:54Believable.
06:54I said they were believable?
06:55Like beliebers.
06:56I said they were
06:57believable.
06:58Yeah.
06:58They were.
06:59They were believable.
07:00I believe them.
07:00Believe that they played.
07:01Absolutely.
07:03That's why we
07:04booked them tonight,
07:05to see if they really
07:06are...
07:06exist.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Exactly.
07:09Are they believable?
07:13But the Banksons,
07:15they're so good.
07:16Man,
07:16they're so talented,
07:17and they're here tonight.
07:18They're going to do a performance
07:19from the musical,
07:20My Joy is Heavy.
07:22The Banksons
07:23are here tonight.
07:26The Banksons!
07:28I love them.
07:29Hot show.
07:31Guys,
07:32it can be hard
07:32to say goodbye,
07:33but sometimes
07:33you just have to,
07:34and there are a few things
07:35I'd like to say goodbye to
07:36right now.
07:36It's time for
07:37Go On Get.
07:39Go on get.
07:41Go on get.
07:43Go on.
07:44Go on.
07:45Go on.
07:46Go on get.
07:52Wow.
07:55Like I'm watching Broadway.
08:00Go on get.
08:05Go on get.
08:08restaurants that bring
08:09the credit card reader
08:10to the table.
08:11Sure,
08:12it saves time,
08:13but I can't take the pressure.
08:15The waiter's watching me.
08:16My friends are watching me.
08:17I'll frantically tap
08:18whatever button
08:19ends this moment
08:20the fastest.
08:2180% tip?
08:22Sure.
08:22Just get this weird
08:23Game Boy away from me.
08:24Bring me my doggy bag
08:25of fettuccine Alfredo,
08:27and go on get.
08:28Go on get.
08:29Go on get.
08:31Go on get.
08:32Go on get.
08:36Go on get.
08:40You want me to read
08:41what I just typed?
08:42Please.
08:43Go on get.
08:44Oh, God.
08:45Pine apples.
08:46You don't smell like pine,
08:47and you don't taste like apple.
08:49You done got me good there.
08:51For a second,
08:51I thought you were
08:52a pine apple.
08:53But you ain't nothing
08:54but a prickly football
08:55with wacky hair.
08:56Now go on get
08:57until your name
08:58is not alive.
08:59And I'm looking at you,
09:00too, horseradish.
09:13Go on get.
09:19Go on get.
09:21Giant ice cubes
09:22for whiskey glasses.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25All I want to do
09:26is sip some bourbon,
09:27not suck on a clear
09:28Rubik's Cube
09:29all night long.
09:31Just go to
09:32brookstone.com
09:33and buy me some
09:34whiskey stones
09:34shaped like Easter Island
09:36heads so I can drink
09:36like a real man.
09:38And then get.
09:56What'd you have
09:57for that tumbleweed?
10:16Go on get.
10:19Smeg appliances?
10:21Seriously,
10:22what kind of disgusting
10:23name is Smeg?
10:25I don't want anything
10:26in the kitchen
10:26that sounds like
10:27something I might have
10:28contracted on spring break.
10:29Now get.
10:31Get.
10:40Go on get.
10:42New sneakers
10:43where the laces
10:45are all pre-laced weird.
10:48Everything's going
10:49straight across
10:50with one long weird
10:51lace down the middle.
10:52And where are the ends?
10:53In some six dimension
10:54that only exists
10:55in the back
10:55of a footlocker?
10:56I came here
10:57to get some new kicks
10:58not stare
10:59at some shoelace
10:59version of the
11:00magic eye poster.
11:01Now go on get.
11:16Go on get.
11:25Ever wish you
11:26didn't do something?
11:29You got water
11:30water in there?
11:32I don't want to swallow
11:33it.
11:34Oh yeah, come on.
11:35Get.
11:36Get straw in my mouth.
11:40Go on get.
11:42Refried beans.
11:44Why don't you just
11:45call yourself
11:45what you actually are?
11:46Brown mashed potatoes.
11:48What the heck
11:49you mean refried?
11:50We both know
11:51you've never been fried
11:52to begin with
11:53and you sure as heck
11:54weren't fried again.
11:55Now let me get
11:56a spoonful
11:56of that lumpy
11:57muddy slop
11:58so I can help you
11:59go on get.
12:02Well,
12:03hard to see them go
12:04but I'm glad
12:05I got that
12:06out of my system.
12:07Stick around.
12:07We'll be right back
12:08with more
12:09Tonight Show.
12:19Come over here, baby.
12:21Yeah, turn off
12:23those lights.
12:24Let me run my hands
12:26through your sexy hair.
12:29That's good hair.
12:40Ladies and gentlemen,
12:42please welcome
12:43the very sexy lounge act,
12:45Milk and Honey.
12:59Hello, ladies
13:01and gentle ladies.
13:03I'm Sam Honey.
13:05And I am
13:06Philip Milk.
13:08Thank you for having us.
13:10Yes.
13:10Oh, that band
13:11has sounded good tonight.
13:13Yes, indeed.
13:15This is the kind of music
13:16that gets us in trouble.
13:18Do you know what I mean?
13:19You're all looking fine
13:21enough to make
13:22a good dog
13:23break his chain.
13:24Bark, bark.
13:26Bark.
13:27You know that being
13:28in front of so many
13:29beautiful women,
13:30I can't even help
13:32but think of all
13:33all the times
13:34I've made love.
13:37Like,
13:37like so bunches
13:39and bunches
13:40of times for sure.
13:41Oh, you and me both.
13:43I have also
13:44definitely made love
13:45before.
13:47All right.
13:48And it's not even
13:48scary to me.
13:49No, no.
13:50No, we're not
13:51lying about that.
13:53And here's a little song
13:54that proves it.
14:06When my woman
14:07takes off the clothes
14:10It's a sight
14:12that I surely know
14:15Oh, buddy.
14:17It makes me shout out loud.
14:19Joe!
14:20Awesome, buddy.
14:21Your middle
14:22is my favorite part.
14:23Oh!
14:24Kudos to the chief,
14:26m'lady.
14:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:29Yes.
14:30That's right.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Yeah.
14:32That is a really good song.
14:34Yeah, yeah.
14:35And the specifics of it
14:36really prove that we have both
14:37definitely made love before.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Because when we make love
14:41crazy things happen.
14:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:44Yeah, you do not have to
14:46tell me that.
14:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:47But if someone in the audience
14:49could actually tell us
14:50what, uh, what, what, what
14:52what kind of things happen
14:53when you make love?
14:54Would you...
14:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:56Yeah, you can't be too specific.
14:57No, no, like, literally say
14:58anything that happens.
15:00Please.
15:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:06Y'all passed our little quiz,
15:09you sexy ladies.
15:11And now, here's your reward.
15:17Yes.
15:19Yes.
15:20Yes.
15:24Oh, shucks.
15:26Come over here, baby.
15:29Yeah, turn off those lights.
15:32Let me run my hands
15:33through your sexy hair.
15:36Mmm, that's good hair.
15:41Now, what?
15:43Now what?
15:44Oh, just, just kidding.
15:44We, we, we totally know.
15:46We know.
15:48We know.
15:48First step to making love?
15:50Get on the bed.
15:52Oh, yeah.
15:53Sorry.
15:54Sorry it's so firm.
15:56It's technically a box spring.
15:58Yeah, sorry about that.
15:59But the next step, the next step,
16:01we take off all of our clothes
16:04and fold them very neatly
16:06on the floor, I think.
16:08Right?
16:09Gadzooks!
16:10Your middle's even better
16:11than the last girl.
16:13Middle.
16:13Damn.
16:14Come a little closer, baby.
16:16Don't worry.
16:17I don't bite.
16:19Right?
16:19That's not part of this.
16:20But that's not
16:21what I'm supposed to do.
16:22I don't.
16:23Then it's time to do the thing
16:25humans have been doing
16:26for hundreds of years.
16:29Oh, yeah.
16:30It's when we,
16:31when we wake up the next morning,
16:33you know we did what we did.
16:36Yeah.
16:36Yes, we did.
16:37There's no need for me
16:38to really say it.
16:39No, not at all.
16:40I'd rather you not say
16:41what we did.
16:42Oh.
16:42Yeah.
16:43That's right.
16:45We're telling the truth
16:46about having made love,
16:47by the way.
16:48Oh, yeah, totally.
16:48We are totally telling the truth.
16:50And to prove it,
16:51let's just say,
16:51at the same time,
16:53our favorite part
16:54of a woman.
16:56Three, two, one.
16:57The middle.
16:58Left leg.
17:00Still don't believe us?
17:02Oh, well, you should.
17:03Well, let us spell it out for you.
17:05We're talking
17:06S-E double hockey sticks.
17:08And this sex song
17:09ought to prove
17:10that we are experienced
17:12whoopee havers.
17:13Let's go.
17:17Ooh, baby.
17:19I'm moving to the left.
17:21I'm moving to the right.
17:24I'm moving to the baby
17:26who tells me what she likes.
17:28Tell me.
17:30Please tell me.
17:31Be specific.
17:33What specifically happens there.
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:38Thank you so much, everyone.
17:39That is our time.
17:40I know that was quick,
17:41but if I know anything
17:42about sex,
17:43they make it love.
17:44That's a good thing.
17:45Yes, sir.
17:45We'll see you later.
17:46Same sexy time,
17:47same sexy place.
17:48Hit it.
17:52I'm moving to the left.
17:54I'm moving to the right.
17:56I'm moving to the baby
17:57to tell me what you like.
18:00Tell me.
18:00Tell me what you like.
18:02I remember walking down a hallway
18:04just having wrapped a scene,
18:06and then he came around the corner
18:07and just went,
18:08great scene!
18:09Yeah!
18:09And no one prepared me
18:12for Mick Jagger
18:13whatsoever.
18:14No.
18:23Our first guest
18:25is an Emmy-winning actor
18:27who stars in the series
18:29Your Friends and Neighbors
18:30season two
18:31premieres this Friday
18:32on Apple TV.
18:33Everyone,
18:34please welcome
18:35Jon Hamm!
18:51Thank you,
18:52that's what I'm talking about.
18:55Come on,
18:55I love you!
19:05That's how you make an entrance.
19:07The one and only Jon Hamm
19:08right there.
19:09Come on.
19:10They love you.
19:12Give the love.
19:14My goodness.
19:15Welcome back to our program.
19:17Oh, man.
19:18It feels like I never left.
19:19Happy to have you here.
19:21Did I read that you were
19:22an acting teacher
19:23in St. Louis?
19:24Yeah, yeah.
19:24I went back to my old high school,
19:26Todd acting for one year.
19:27No way.
19:27Had some famous student,
19:29Ellie Kemper.
19:30No, really?
19:31Yeah, really?
19:32Fantastic.
19:33I got to walk the red carpet
19:34with one of my students
19:35on Bridesmaids
19:37and also the Unbreakable
19:38Kimmy Schmidt.
19:39Come on.
19:39That's fantastic.
19:40That's awesome.
19:41Yeah, yeah, no,
19:41I was decent.
19:42Did you do auditions
19:44in St. Louis
19:45when you were starting out?
19:46Well, people don't know
19:46the St. Louis hotbed,
19:48a hotbed of the
19:49entertainment industry.
19:50Wow.
19:51We did not know that.
19:52I did not know that.
19:53You know why
19:53I didn't know that, Jimmy?
19:54Because it's not true.
19:55It's not, yeah, no, but...
19:56No, not, but yes,
19:58I did audition
19:58for my fair share
19:59of things there.
20:00What were they,
20:01like, local commercials?
20:02Local ads.
20:03I think I did an ad
20:04for the Missouri Lottery.
20:05Ooh.
20:05It was very exciting.
20:07A lot of, sort of,
20:09you know,
20:10they used to call them,
20:11what do they call them,
20:11like, PSA kind of things,
20:14you know.
20:15Yeah, because I think
20:16that we might have found...
20:17you so...
20:19Your first...
20:20your first on-camera job,
20:22this is an educational
20:24health and fitness video
20:25called...
20:26Get ready.
20:26...called Flip for Fitness.
20:28Oh!
20:29Remember that?
20:30Here, this is real.
20:31This is Jon Hamm
20:32talking to kids about fitness.
20:33This is so real.
20:34Take a look at this.
20:37Hi.
20:38Now, I'm not here
20:38to lecture you,
20:39like you need another lecture,
20:41but the governor of Missouri
20:42is so concerned
20:43with your health
20:44that he wants to spread
20:45the word on fitness,
20:46which is why he started
20:47the governor's council
20:48on physical fitness and health.
20:50Now, I know what you're thinking.
20:52Fitness is...
20:53you.
20:54Yeah!
20:55Come on!
20:55All my own wardrobe,
20:57I'll have you know.
20:58Was it?
20:59Yeah.
21:01That was my wardrobe.
21:02I brought that in.
21:03Really?
21:03That was also my hair.
21:04That was not a wig, boy.
21:05Wow!
21:07Did you think
21:07that you could pull
21:08that hair off these days?
21:10I...
21:11I...
21:11Yes?
21:13Oh, God.
21:15Because...
21:17If I may...
21:18I think you may.
21:24There you go, bud.
21:28Oh, a double?
21:32Wow, brother.
21:37I mean...
21:38I mean, this is it.
21:39This is, uh...
21:40I got a good flip to it.
21:42This is...
21:42All right.
21:43It's a proto-Bieber.
21:44You could almost do
21:45the Bieber flip.
21:46Yeah.
21:46But it's, uh...
21:47The curtains are parted
21:49right in the middle
21:49so you can give everybody...
21:51Yeah.
21:51We actually have another...
21:52We actually have another clip of you.
21:54Oh, God.
21:54It's really fun.
21:55What's this, John?
21:56And who says
21:57a healthy breakfast
21:58has to be cereal
21:59and dry toast?
22:00I mean,
22:01the original.
22:01Think, uh...
22:02Egg burritos and salsa.
22:03Think, uh...
22:04Peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
22:06Think yogurt sundaes.
22:07Whatever gets you going.
22:08I mean,
22:09those are all good ideas!
22:10See, a yogurt sundae.
22:11Have a yogurt sundae.
22:12Peanut butter, banana sandwich.
22:14Have a breakfast burrito.
22:15Come on!
22:15Yeah, it doesn't have to be the same.
22:17Have a breakfast burrito with salsa.
22:18Flip the fitness!
22:18Come on.
22:19Flip the fitness, man.
22:20We're flipping.
22:21Flip that fitness!
22:22Flip that fitness!
22:22Flip it!
22:27In this...
22:28In this past year...
22:29It's really hard for me
22:30not to fall in love with you.
22:32Um,
22:33in this past year,
22:34by the way,
22:34people have...
22:34I can take it.
22:35Oh, well, okay.
22:35I mean...
22:36Sorry.
22:37Oh, yeah.
22:40People, uh,
22:41have loved your, uh...
22:43Loved your dance moves lately.
22:44Oh!
22:45Have been going viral.
22:46Yeah, I've gone viral
22:47a couple times.
22:48I...
22:49One for bad money.
22:50I should get a shot!
22:51No, you're still viral.
22:52Yeah.
22:53No, you...
22:53You hit Bad Bunny,
22:55which is great.
22:55Love that.
22:56And then, yeah,
22:57we love Bad Bunny.
22:58And then...
22:59Correct answer.
23:00Correct answer.
23:01Do you have a go-to
23:02concert dance move?
23:03No.
23:04You don't?
23:04Uh, you know,
23:05I feel the...
23:05I feel the, uh,
23:06vibrations.
23:07I feel the move.
23:08I feel the music.
23:09Yes.
23:09And I try to express myself
23:11in a physical way
23:12as much as I can.
23:13Yes.
23:14I'm also 55 years old.
23:16Okay.
23:17Not super flexible.
23:19Okay.
23:20So I don't, you know,
23:21I don't, uh,
23:22I don't try to do too much.
23:23But you do it just enough.
23:25Just enough.
23:25I've danced with you
23:26many times.
23:27We have danced.
23:28Do you remember,
23:29do you remember
23:29I had a party in L.A. once
23:31and it was...
23:32Oh, my God.
23:33It was okay.
23:33It was kind of happening.
23:35It wasn't really...
23:35It was, it was,
23:36it needed a spark.
23:37It needed something.
23:38It needed a spark.
23:38You came over to me,
23:39you go,
23:39dude, let's...
23:40We need to get up
23:41on a table
23:42and start this party.
23:43And we did.
23:45We jumped on a table
23:45on a bandana.
23:46And onto a table,
23:47we got the party started.
23:48Yes, sir!
23:49Come on,
23:49that's what we do.
23:51We had to get it going!
23:59Good stuff.
24:00Here's,
24:00here's you
24:01from your friends
24:02and neighbors.
24:05That's a good-looking dude.
24:06Dancing.
24:08Woo!
24:09Yes, sir.
24:09Now,
24:10people don't realize
24:11I have several active injuries
24:13on my face.
24:13Yes, you do.
24:14Yeah, as well.
24:14I've just been beaten up
24:15in the show,
24:16but I was having a moment
24:17in the club
24:17and the first person
24:18to send me this meme
24:22was Brian Williams
24:23of Oakland.
24:24Really?
24:24Yes.
24:26The head of NBC,
24:28the newsman.
24:28Yeah,
24:29he's a very talented guy.
24:30Who sent me a text
24:31and was like,
24:31I think you should
24:32be aware of this.
24:34It became a giant meme.
24:36It sure did.
24:37And I thought it'd be fun.
24:37Maybe he had something
24:38to do with it.
24:39Show you a couple.
24:39Maybe Brian Williams
24:40started this.
24:40The Bri-Wai bump.
24:42This meme says,
24:43when someone cancels
24:44on your plan
24:45so you have to spend
24:46the night in
24:47playing games.
24:48It's multi-purpose.
24:50It's multi-purpose.
24:51It's good.
24:51It's great.
24:52Here's this one.
24:53It says,
24:54when you're petting a dog
24:55and someone says,
24:56wow, he usually
24:57doesn't like it.
25:01And this one I like, too.
25:02This one says,
25:03when the kids that I love
25:04so much fall asleep.
25:06Yeah.
25:07I love them so much.
25:09Go to bed.
25:11Your friends and neighbors
25:12giant hit.
25:13I told you this before,
25:14but no one else
25:15could do this show.
25:16This is your show.
25:17That is very kind.
25:18You're fantastic in it.
25:19Your monologues are great.
25:21Your acting is fantastic.
25:23That's right.
25:24Correct.
25:25Correct response.
25:27By the way,
25:27it's so good,
25:28it got picked up
25:28for season three.
25:29Season three!
25:29Come on!
25:31That's what I'm talking about.
25:33It's a great show.
25:35Tell everyone
25:36what's happening
25:37this season,
25:38this Friday.
25:39You'll see a little clip
25:40of sort of the
25:40setup of the season.
25:42So all of this stuff
25:43happened in the first season.
25:44And if you haven't seen it yet,
25:45listen, I encourage you,
25:46go ahead and watch it.
25:47It's really fun.
25:47It's pretty great.
25:48It's really fun.
25:48But I'm going to spoil it
25:49because it's been out for a year,
25:50so what have you been doing?
25:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:52Anyways,
25:52the fallout of what happened
25:54in the first season,
25:55we kind of recap
25:56at the beginning
25:57of the second season.
25:57And then there's
25:59an event that happens,
26:00which I won't,
26:01that I won't spoil.
26:02But somebody comes in
26:03and kind of disrupts
26:04the neighborhood.
26:05Yeah, who's great.
26:06Yeah, he is great.
26:07And then we have our pal
26:08Olivia Munn.
26:09Olivia Munn.
26:10Amanda Peet.
26:11Amanda Peet is great
26:12in this as well.
26:13So many good folks.
26:14And it's awesome.
26:15Yeah, it's addicting.
26:16I want to show a clip.
26:17Here's Jon Hamm
26:18in the new season
26:19of Your Friends and Neighbors.
26:21Take a look.
26:22In a town where perception
26:23is nine-tenths of the law,
26:25you want to keep up appearances.
26:28Like having an office
26:29in Manhattan
26:29to go to work in every day,
26:31which helps get your
26:32co-parenting back on track.
26:34Let's go.
26:36You're finally feeling
26:37comfortable again.
26:38In control.
26:39Safe.
26:40Optimistic, even.
26:47And, as you already know
26:48from painful experience,
26:51that's generally when life
26:52will serve up
26:53a perfectly aimed
26:54kick in the crotch.
26:55Yeah, come on.
26:57Wow.
26:58That is Jon Hamm, everybody.
27:00The new season
27:00of Your Friends and Neighbors
27:02premieres this Friday
27:04on Apple TV.
27:06More tonight's show
27:06after the break.
27:07Stick around, everybody.
27:26Our next guest stars
27:27in the popular series
27:29The Boys,
27:30which returns
27:31for its fifth
27:32and final season
27:33April 8th
27:34on Prime Video.
27:35Please welcome
27:35Jack Quaid.
27:37Jack Quaid.
27:40You know I'm
27:41me, boy.
27:43Yeah, I'm
27:44talking about
27:45boy.
27:46Yeah, I'm
27:47talking about
27:48boy.
27:49Yeah, I'm
27:51talking about
27:51boy.
27:51That's Jack Quaid.
27:53That's it.
27:53Yeah, I'm
27:54talking about
27:55boy.
27:56Oh.
27:59Come on.
28:00That's what I'm
28:01talking about.
28:02Jack Quaid,
28:03welcome to the show,
28:04my friend.
28:05Hi, it's so great
28:05to be here, man.
28:06It's nice to see you.
28:07Nice to see you.
28:08This is our first time
28:09really meeting,
28:10but you and I
28:11have shared the screen.
28:12We actually have.
28:13Yeah, you were
28:14in the very first episode
28:15of The Boys.
28:15You were playing yourself.
28:17Jimmy Fallon is canon
28:18in The Boys universe,
28:19which is great.
28:20Yes, I am.
28:21And you, yeah,
28:22you crossed it.
28:23You were interviewing
28:23Translucent here.
28:24I was.
28:24Translucent was there.
28:25And I was watching
28:26you on a screen,
28:27so I think we've
28:28kind of shared,
28:28we're scene partners.
28:29Yeah, we're scene partners.
28:30Yeah, I love it.
28:31Nice to finally see you.
28:32Thanks for being here.
28:32Of course.
28:34Jack, I want to ask you
28:35a bunch of things
28:36about The Boys, too,
28:37but I also want,
28:38I know you're,
28:39you're into improv comedy.
28:41Yeah, I do a lot of sketch,
28:43but occasionally
28:43someone will have me
28:44on their improv show.
28:46And recently,
28:47this was,
28:47this was really, really cool.
28:48There's this amazing comedian
28:49named Connor Ratliff
28:50does all these shows out here.
28:52Yeah, we have some fans
28:53in the audience.
28:53Yeah, very good.
28:55He does this thing
28:56called The George Lucas Talk Show.
28:57He does this amazing podcast
28:59called Dead Eyes.
29:00But recently,
29:00he had me on a show
29:01called The Acting Class.
29:02It's like a fake acting class.
29:04And it gave me
29:05the opportunity
29:06to do improv with my mom,
29:08which was insane.
29:09Who is the coolest?
29:10The one and only Meg Ryan.
29:12Of course.
29:12Come on now.
29:13Oh.
29:15We love her.
29:16Yeah, it was great.
29:17She was.
29:18How was she?
29:19It was, she was amazing.
29:20She got like,
29:21I mean, no surprise,
29:22but like giant laughs.
29:23Yeah, she knows how to do it.
29:24She didn't really know
29:25what it was
29:26because I wasn't pitching it well.
29:27But she was like,
29:28I just want to be part of your world.
29:30I just,
29:31I just want to see what you do.
29:33And she crushed it.
29:34Yeah, of course she does.
29:35When did you first
29:36get into sketch comedy?
29:37I first got into sketch comedy
29:38when I,
29:39like when I was a kid,
29:40I would make like movies
29:41on my, you know,
29:42like a video camcorder
29:43with my friends.
29:44Yeah.
29:45I made a,
29:46like a 50 minute long movie
29:48with my friends
29:48called Bicycle Cops.
29:50It's technically a comedy
29:52and you get to watch us
29:53go through puberty
29:55in real time.
29:56Wow.
29:57We shot in sequence.
29:58We didn't know
29:59that you could do it
29:59out of sequence.
30:0050, 5-0 minutes?
30:015-0.
30:02Wow.
30:02It's not good.
30:04No, no, no, no.
30:05No, that's good and long.
30:07Yeah, very good and long.
30:08And then I got to NYU
30:09and I got into
30:10the sketch comedy group,
30:12Hammercats.
30:13So I,
30:13every month I was like
30:14doing a sketch show,
30:16which was amazing.
30:16Well, I think I know Hammercats.
30:18Yeah.
30:18There's like,
30:18a lot of people
30:19have come from it.
30:20Like, back in the day
30:21it was like Donald Glover,
30:22then it was Rachel Bloom.
30:24Yes.
30:24I got there
30:25and I was with like,
30:26uh, Steph,
30:27Oscar winner Steph Shue.
30:28Uh, um,
30:30Bowen Yang,
30:31Matt Rogers,
30:31and then after us
30:32were like the
30:32Please Don't Destroy kids.
30:34Oh, yeah.
30:34Yeah, it was,
30:35it was a blast.
30:36I, I loved doing it.
30:37True.
30:37Uh, your first thing
30:38that you,
30:38that you ever started
30:39in was a show called Vinyl,
30:40which I loved.
30:41Yeah, thank you.
30:42You were the one person
30:43that watched it.
30:43Yes.
30:44I really appreciate that.
30:45It was by, uh,
30:46Martin Scorsese
30:47and Mick Jagger.
30:48Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:49Yeah, it was incredible.
30:50I would do anything
30:51if they, if they were,
30:52that's a great party to be in.
30:53It was great.
30:54It took place in the 70s.
30:55It was about the music industry.
30:56And I remember like,
30:57yeah, Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:59I'm like 22.
30:59This is my first show.
31:00I'm so intimidated
31:01by literally everything
31:03and everyone.
31:03Yeah, of course.
31:04Uh, and I remember
31:05wrapping a scene one day
31:06and, you know,
31:06Mick Jagger would come
31:07by set sometimes,
31:08but you never really expected him.
31:10And I remember
31:10walking down a hallway
31:11just having wrapped a scene
31:12and then he came around
31:13the corner and just went,
31:14Great scene!
31:15Yeah!
31:17And no one prepared me
31:19for Mick Jagger
31:20whatsoever, no.
31:21Wait, what do you even do then?
31:22Do you just...
31:23You go like,
31:24yeah!
31:25Yeah, thank you.
31:26Great scene,
31:27that was the one.
31:27That was great.
31:29Yeah, great.
31:30It's like I'm back there.
31:31It's insane.
31:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:32But like, in reality,
31:33he probably was like,
31:34Great scene.
31:34Yeah, but in your story.
31:36Oh, I filled in dancing.
31:38He's on stage.
31:38Yeah, pointing his fingers.
31:40Fingers, yeah,
31:40he's so cool.
31:41Let's talk about the boys.
31:43Yes.
31:43It's brilliant.
31:44The final season.
31:45I'm bummed that it's the final,
31:46but I'm psyched that it's coming back
31:47because I want,
31:48I love it.
31:49Yeah.
31:49It's coming out next week.
31:51And so what was it like shooting
31:53that you and the cast,
31:54I mean,
31:55you obviously know
31:55that it's ending.
31:56We know it's ending.
31:57Thank God we knew going in.
31:59And this is like,
31:59you know,
32:00Eric Kripke's intentional
32:01ending for the show.
32:02Like,
32:03we're ending on our own terms,
32:04which is just so special.
32:05It never gets to happen
32:06in TV anymore.
32:07Yeah.
32:08But it was great.
32:09Like,
32:09I've known these people
32:10for like nine years.
32:12It's like five seasons,
32:13but it's been nine years
32:14of just being on this
32:15absolutely insane show.
32:17Are you totally,
32:18it is insane show.
32:19Yeah.
32:20Are you all bonded?
32:22Do you know?
32:22We're so bonded.
32:23We do this thing now
32:23when,
32:25you know,
32:25we shoot really long hours.
32:26And once we hit around 2 a.m.,
32:29we're just trying to like
32:29keep each other awake
32:30and keep each other laughing.
32:31So we enter this phase,
32:33which I like to call goof hour,
32:34where we are just trying
32:36to make each other laugh
32:37at all costs.
32:37So there was a moment
32:39this season
32:40where I just started
32:40doing this thing.
32:41I could sense
32:41everyone was dozing off.
32:43Are you familiar
32:44with the gingerbread man
32:45from Shrek?
32:46Of course.
32:47Okay.
32:48So I would just,
32:49I would just,
32:49out of nowhere,
32:50I would just go,
32:51do you know
32:52the muffin man?
32:54Like,
32:55what are you talking about?
32:56And I'll be like,
32:57the muffin man!
33:00Don't tell him anything!
33:02And that,
33:03that was,
33:04that was like,
33:05the cast loved it.
33:06Crew,
33:07not so much.
33:07Okay.
33:08Yeah, that's right.
33:08But yeah,
33:09that kept everybody's spirits up.
33:10It was good.
33:11But how about
33:11the show becomes a hit
33:12and people dress up
33:13as you for Halloween?
33:15Yes.
33:15It's the,
33:16it's the highest form
33:17of flattery,
33:18in my opinion.
33:19It's like,
33:19because I,
33:19when I was a kid,
33:20I had a year
33:21when I was like
33:22four years old
33:23where I dressed up
33:23like Buzz Lightyear.
33:25Like every day,
33:26it was insane.
33:27I was Buzz.
33:28Yes!
33:29You can't tell me different.
33:30Yeah.
33:30Um, but no,
33:31seeing people dress up,
33:32so I know what that means
33:33and seeing people dress up
33:35as, you know,
33:35Huey,
33:36but like honestly,
33:37any character from the show,
33:38like it's the highest honor.
33:40So thank you so much
33:41to all the fans
33:42who have ever done that.
33:43that's insane.
33:45Uh, in a normal superhero show,
33:49everyone usually lives happily ever after
33:51in the end.
33:52Is that something
33:52that we can expect?
33:53No.
33:54In no way.
33:55No, it's the boys.
33:56You know,
33:56it's not going to be
33:57a fairy tale ending
33:59in any regard.
34:01Uh, but yeah,
34:02like, no,
34:02this is the final season
34:03and we really do mean that.
34:06There are characters,
34:07uh, I won't say who,
34:08but who meet their end
34:10and it's crazy.
34:12It's really, really nuts
34:13and it was emotional.
34:15Like, you know,
34:15I'm covered in blood
34:16a lot on the show
34:17um,
34:18and it was so weird
34:19to, you know,
34:20be covered in blood
34:22and various goos
34:23and then to just like
34:24also be emotional about that
34:26where I'm like,
34:26I'm really going to miss this
34:27and I'm just
34:29head to toe.
34:30Fake blood.
34:30Yeah, but it's like,
34:31it's just been the honor
34:32of my life.
34:33Like, I truly love the show
34:34and everyone involved,
34:34so.
34:35Yeah, you,
34:35you and the cast are fantastic.
34:37You knock it out of the park
34:38on the show.
34:38You're very, very talented.
34:39I want to show a clip.
34:40Here's Jack Quaid
34:41in season five
34:42of The Boys.
34:43Take a look.
34:44Huey,
34:45none of the FBSA people
34:47are ever getting out.
34:48It's hopeless.
34:50Look,
34:51I should be the last guy
34:52who has any hope.
34:53I've been strangled
34:54by Ezekiel.
34:55I've been hunted
34:56by noir,
34:57chased by sharks
34:58inside of a whale,
34:59shot at by Russians,
35:00almost blown up
35:01at hero-gasm
35:02and lasered
35:03at Vod on ice.
35:04Look,
35:04the point is,
35:05oh, and one time
35:06I had to sit naked
35:07on a chocolate cake.
35:07It's a long story.
35:08The point is,
35:09by all sane logic,
35:10I should be dead
35:12or crazy
35:13or both.
35:14Then why aren't you?
35:16Because if you lose
35:17hope in here,
35:17you're not going to make it.
35:19Jack Quaid,
35:20everybody!
35:21The fifth
35:22and final season
35:23of The Boys
35:24begins streaming
35:24April 8th
35:25on Prime Video.
35:26We'll be right back
35:27with more tonight's show.
35:28Come on back!
35:29The Muggins!
35:46Performing the title track from their off-Broadway musical,
35:50My Joy is Heavy, please welcome the Banksons!
36:14My Joy is Heavy, oh help me carry, this joy that comes at the end of a life.
36:25Oh, at the end of a walking, oh at the very beginning,
36:31There's heavy joy that I'm there in my life.
36:37I do not know it, oh I am going, oh I am going, oh I'm going every day.
36:49But now when I carry, it can sustain me.
36:55If I carry it, if I carry it this way, oh I stand, I stand, my joy is heavy!
37:03Oh help me carry, this joy that comes at the end of a life.
37:11Oh help me carry, this joy that comes at the end of a life.
37:23Oh help me carry, this joy that comes at the end of a life.
37:41Oh help me carry, this joy that comes at the end of a life.
37:46Oh help me carry, this joy that comes at the end of a life.
37:46Give me the joy that I'm marrying a good time.
37:52The joy that comes at the end of a life makes me want to say thank you, thank you, thank
37:57you, hallelujah!
37:59Thank you, thank you, hallelujah
38:04Oh, thank you, thank you, hallelujah
38:11Thank you, thank you, hallelujah
38:15I am not trying, no, I'm long past trying
38:21To mend, to mend this broken heart
38:26No, I am just trying to hold on to peace
38:32And to honor, and honor every part
38:38No, that this red diamond, hallelujah
38:44That lives inside of my chair
38:50In the home, in the home of Phoenix
38:56Oh, for an animal, for any animal in the eye of red
39:01Oh, I said, my joy, honey
39:05Oh, help me carry
39:07This joy comes at the end of the line
39:12Hey, hey, hey, I'm the end of the line
39:17I'm the end of the line
39:18I'm the end of the line
39:19Please, I'll be sure that I'm married and I'd lie
39:30Please, I'll be sure that I'm married and I'd lie
39:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
39:46Oh, my God!
39:50Look at that!
39:52Come on!
39:54Standing ovation for the big friends!
39:57That's right!
39:58Go see, my joy is heavy at the New York Theatre Workshop
40:02For tickets, go to NYCW.org
40:06We'll be right back, everybody
40:07Wow!
40:09That's how you do it
40:10That's how you do it
40:23My thanks to Jon Hamm, Jack Swade
40:26The Bankians once again
40:29And The Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
40:32Thank you for watching
40:34And stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers
40:37Good night, everybody!
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