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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight
00:12Show Starring Jimmy Ballard.
00:17Tonight, joining Jimmy and his guests, Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton, musical guests, Don
00:23Culliver, and featuring the Legendary Roots Crew, 22-4-6-G.
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!
00:53I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
00:57you, I love you!
01:03That's a great crowd right there. Oh, my goodness.
01:06Thank you very much, thank you, thank you.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11You're here, you made it. Thank you very much.
01:15Well, guys, as you know, this weekend, the U.S. was hit by a historic winter storm that shatter
01:21temperature records and covered nearly half the country in a foot of snow.
01:25Yeah, it is brutal out there.
01:27It is so cold, my belly button went from an Audi to an Innie.
01:33Yeah, we got a foot of snow here in New York City, and everything went from beautiful to brown
01:37mush in two seconds.
01:38Basically, the entire city pulled an avocado.
01:41And, uh...
01:43Yeah, it's freezing out there.
01:44It's so cold, J.D. Vance shrunk to the size of Marco Rubio.
01:55It is so cold, I watched the Melania movie just to warm my heart.
01:58You know, it's so cold, President Trump got a space heater installed in his MRI machine.
02:04I just...
02:05Oh, hey, Jimmy, let me try one.
02:33It's so cold in New York City, the rent froze itself.
02:35Good night, everybody.
02:36Oh, hey, that's enough.
02:39All right, Bob Donnie, everyone.
02:41Thank you very, very much.
02:43Thank you, thank you.
02:45But seriously, stay inside, stay warm, stay safe.
02:48Thanks again.
02:48Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
02:49Bye.
02:50That's the story.
02:50We've done it.
02:53That's Mr. Mayor right there.
02:55Wow.
02:55Mr. Mayor is here.
03:01Well, this has been a historic winter storm.
03:04Millions of people all around the country are dealing with snow and ice.
03:08So, right now, let's get a weather update from Tonight Show meteorologist Paris Hilton.
03:12Paris, how is it out there?
03:18That's not hot.
03:19Thank you, Paris.
03:21Thank you very much.
03:22Paris Hilton, everybody.
03:28That's not hot.
03:29That's not hot.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Of course, due to the storm, thousands of flights were canceled, which created total chaos with air travel.
03:37But the airlines wanted to let people know that they were working on it.
03:40So, they released some messages.
03:41Check out this first one from Delta.
03:43Here at Delta, our top priority is keeping you safe.
03:46Thanks for bearing with us while we get you back in the air.
03:49Delta, keep climbing.
03:52This is nice.
03:53Here's one from United.
03:55Together, we can weather any storm.
03:57We promise to get you to your destination as soon as it's safe to fly again.
04:01United, good leads the way.
04:04I like that.
04:05You know, I like that.
04:06Oh, wait.
04:06Hang on.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:07I'm hearing this one more message from Spirit Airlines.
04:10Okay?
04:10Watch this.
04:12Screw it!
04:13We're still taking off!
04:14What's the worst that can happen?
04:16A door falls off?
04:17Buddy, our planes never have doors!
04:20We're the only ones in the sky!
04:22So, we're about to go full Top Gun in this Pringles' tube with wings!
04:26You don't have an emotion to support an animal!
04:28You better find one!
04:30Because it's about to get loud!
04:32Spirit, it's a $30 ticket!
04:35What'd you expect?
04:36Wow!
04:41Oh, my goodness.
04:42Wow!
04:43I'm taking it!
04:44Some big sports news.
04:45The Super Bowl matchup is officially set with the Seattle Seahawks taking on the New England
04:52Patriots.
04:55What a matchup.
04:56Seattle versus Boston.
04:58Yep.
04:58Starbucks versus Dunkin'.
05:01Stale Egg Sandwiches versus Stale Egg Sandwiches.
05:06Yeah, it's a matchup between quarterback Sam Darnold of the Seahawks and Drake May of the Patriots.
05:12Yep.
05:13Sam and Drake.
05:14This sounds like a comedy on the Disney Channel.
05:17Yep, last year it was Kendrick, and this year it's Drake.
05:29It was like half a joke.
05:35It was kind of there.
05:37I saw where we were going with it, but we just didn't really land the plane.
05:43Yeah, no, yeah, we stopped short.
05:44But there's got to be something about Drake and Kendrick.
05:48What was that?
05:49We'll do the other half tomorrow.
05:50Yeah, it's a to-be-continued joke.
05:54We'll do the first half tonight, and then you dip your toes in the water.
05:58You go, well, that's not bad.
06:00And then tomorrow you go, I don't like it.
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:03You guys see this?
06:04Trump said that he's skipping the Super Bowl this year because it's just too far away.
06:10Apparently, the NFL was like, if you stay home, we'll give you the football peace press.
06:13Got a deal?
06:15Cool?
06:17I'll take it.
06:18I can't believe I got it.
06:19I deserve it.
06:21I can't believe it's mine.
06:25Yeah, Trump said that he will not attend the Super Bowl because it's too far,
06:29which is also what he said about a meeting on the other side of the Oval Office.
06:32I can't go.
06:34It's not great when you're too tired to sit for three hours, you know?
06:39That is the whole joke there.
06:41That's the whole...
06:42There's no part two.
06:43That's it.
06:44Yeah, that's it.
06:45That's not going to get any worse or better.
06:46Wow.
06:47That landed.
06:49Well, speaking of Trump, he just revoked his invitation for Canada to join his new Board of Peace
06:54after the Canadian Prime Minister criticized the U.S.
06:57So, so far, the Board of Peace is going great.
07:01And finally, I read that Lowe's is launching an initiative to reach younger shoppers.
07:06Meanwhile, Home Depot will keep being a place where you slap an air tag on Dad
07:10and let him wander around for hours.
07:11We have a great show.
07:13Pete Davidson is here tonight.
07:15Paris Hilton is joining us.
07:17And we got great music from Don Tolliver.
07:20Stick around.
07:21We're playing charades when we come back, everybody.
07:24For the best of my knowledge, I guess that I'm blessed.
07:27When I manifest, I do a request, though.
07:29What's going on?
07:30The four words.
07:31First word.
07:32Fly.
07:32Fly like an eagle.
07:34Fly me to the moon.
07:35No, I believe I can fly.
07:37Fly.
07:37Fly bird.
07:41Fly bird.
07:41Fly bird.
07:42Fly eagle fly.
07:43Fly bird.
07:44Fly bird.
07:46Fly bird.
07:53Fly bird.
07:57That's true.
07:58It's true.
07:59It's funny, because it's true.
08:00Welcome back, everybody.
08:01I'm here with Tariq Trotter from The Roots.
08:03And that's right.
08:05We're about to play charades.
08:07But first, we're going to need some partners joining Tariq's team.
08:10His new video podcast, The Pete Davidson Show,
08:14will be exclusively available on Netflix
08:16starting this Friday.
08:18Please welcome Pete Davidson!
08:27Come on, man. That's right.
08:29That's right. Look at that. Come on.
08:31That's right.
08:32Thank you. Thanks, guys.
08:34Oh, wow.
08:35Joining my team, her new film, Infinite Icon,
08:39a visual memoir, hits theaters nationwide this Friday.
08:43It's Paris Hilton!
08:52Thank you. Good luck.
08:54Hi, honey. See you later.
08:55All right. Now you all know how to play charades.
08:59We're going to do four rounds, 30 seconds on the clock per round.
09:02Then the fifth round is the showdown.
09:04Both teams give the same clue at the same time.
09:07I will go first.
09:08We can all take our seats.
09:10All right.
09:10Tariq and Pete, you're there.
09:12Paris, you please have a seat here,
09:14and we're going to win this, bud.
09:15Yeah, we got this.
09:16Nah.
09:17All right, what number should I choose?
09:2010!
09:24That's right. That's how four.
09:25Ooh, boy, oh, boy.
09:33Mm-hmm.
09:34Mm-hmm.
09:36I love that word.
09:38Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
09:41I-kay.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Eh!
09:45All right, sorry. All right, all right, here we go.
09:47All right. Ready?
09:48Yeah.
09:52Uh...
09:52Television show.
09:54Yes, correct.
09:56Two words.
09:58First word.
10:02Dog.
10:04Leash.
10:06Feet.
10:08I can't stand.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11I suck at this game.
10:13Floor.
10:14Sitting.
10:15Seat.
10:17Um...
10:19Okay, uh...
10:21Second word.
10:23Thank you. All right, good. Thank you.
10:24Just don't make me do it. Don't make me do it!
10:26What was it?
10:27No!
10:28No, I'm not in front of a lady!
10:35Would I do that?
10:36Whoa.
10:37I wouldn't even want to show you.
10:40Oh.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Okay.
10:43Hey!
10:46All right, that was the first. That's practice.
10:48Her cheek, you're like, okay?
10:49I would never do it.
10:50No!
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53You got too embarrassed, man.
10:54I know.
10:55Here we go.
10:58Third day!
10:58Five.
11:00You're a five.
11:03Ah!
11:05Ah!
11:06That means he's...
11:06He's coming.
11:08All right.
11:10Movie.
11:13Two words.
11:15Second word.
11:20What?
11:21What?
11:22Wait, what?
11:26Wait, what?
11:29What's going on?
11:30Am I in this movie?
11:31Ha-ha!
11:33Sorry.
11:34Sorry.
11:35Okay.
11:37Swimming?
11:38Okay.
11:39Aquaman?
11:41Oh, my God.
11:43Dang!
11:44Okay.
11:45Wait, that's it?
11:46You got like two minutes.
11:48That was un-airable.
11:50Oh, my goodness!
11:51It was the movie!
11:52What was the movie?
11:53It was Moby Dick!
11:54Oh!
11:58I cannot do a movie.
11:59It's about a whale!
12:00You don't do a whale?
12:01Come on.
12:02Whale or something.
12:03I don't know.
12:03All right, Paris, you're up.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yes.
12:06Holy moly.
12:10One number.
12:11One number.
12:12All right.
12:13Yeah!
12:15Yeah!
12:16Yeah!
12:16That was so funny.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:20Okay.
12:20We got it, bud.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:24Oh, it's a song.
12:27Four words.
12:29First word.
12:30You.
12:31You got what I need.
12:33No, you're never gonna get it.
12:35You...
12:35Second word.
12:36Second word.
12:37No.
12:38You're not.
12:39You know.
12:41You...
12:41Stop.
12:42Third word.
12:44Two syllables.
12:45Oh, two syllables.
12:47Glamorous.
12:49Gorgeous.
12:50You.
12:51You are not pretty.
12:54You.
12:55Are not.
12:58What?
12:59You can't touch this.
13:01Oh!
13:03This is good.
13:05This is good.
13:05This is good.
13:06This is good.
13:06This is the best game where no one scored so far.
13:09You should have done that type on the hammer.
13:11You could have done the hammer.
13:12I don't remember it.
13:13All right, yeah.
13:14All right.
13:14Pete, you're up.
13:15All right, guys.
13:19Go seven.
13:20Go seven.
13:20Go seven.
13:21Seven?
13:21Okay.
13:25Okay.
13:27You guys got to get ones from, like, today.
13:30You know what I mean?
13:32I didn't write these.
13:33All right.
13:34Okay.
13:35All right.
13:38It's a TV show.
13:40Wait.
13:40Moby Dick's a classic.
13:42Second word!
13:43If you take anything away from today, Moby Dick's a classic.
13:46Taking it away from you.
13:47Okay.
13:47Herman Melville.
13:48Second word.
13:49Okay.
13:50First word.
13:51Okay.
13:52It's two words, but the first word is...
13:53Got you.
13:56Um...
14:01Um...
14:01Um...
14:01Uh, your doctor.
14:02Uh, okay.
14:03It's...
14:04St. Elmo's not.
14:06Um...
14:07Uh, doctor.
14:08Doogie Howell's a doctor.
14:10Oh!
14:11Say it.
14:11Oh, .
14:12Did you say it?
14:14Do I say it?
14:15Or is it over?
14:16It's over?
14:16Doctor Who.
14:17Doctor Who?
14:18Yeah.
14:18Oh, my...
14:21Like, these are tough.
14:23From the 50s?
14:24Yeah.
14:24So the score remains zero to zero.
14:28This is epic, epic worst we've ever done.
14:33Should we go to the last round, or should we do one more each?
14:37Do we have time? Do we have time?
14:39Let's do one more and try to get one, right?
14:41Is that right?
14:43All right, here we go.
14:44I'm in the zone.
14:45Here we go. Ready?
14:46Okay, we got this.
14:47Ready?
14:47Watch this.
14:49Movie.
14:50Two words.
14:53Um.
14:55The ping pong.
14:59Mr. Fabulous.
15:03Um.
15:04Mr. Fabulous.
15:06Yes.
15:06Second word.
15:10Skating.
15:11Surfing.
15:13Master.
15:15Float.
15:18Dancing.
15:19Float.
15:20Dancing.
15:22Surfing.
15:25What?
15:26You should know what this is.
15:28You wear them all the time.
15:29What?
15:29Supreme?
15:30Yes.
15:30Marty Supreme?
15:31Yes.
15:32Oh, okay.
15:34A skater, right?
15:35Yeah.
15:37Was it...
15:37Was a skater?
15:38Is it skater anymore?
15:39Yeah, it was a skater.
15:40I had a back story.
15:41This is a long, good...
15:42I like this.
15:44We're all working hard.
15:46Tariq, you're up.
15:47Alright.
15:47Woo!
15:47For all the money!
15:51Alright.
15:51Come on, B.
15:53One.
15:54This is a great one.
15:54This is a great one.
15:56Numero uno.
15:58Okay.
16:00Movie.
16:01One word.
16:04First word.
16:05Oh, my God.
16:07Frankenstein.
16:08Oh, yeah!
16:13Yeah!
16:13Yeah, that was...
16:14That was easy.
16:16I mean, I think...
16:18I don't know.
16:18It's hard to come back from that one, bro.
16:20Well, I just heard from the judges
16:23that we have one more round.
16:24Oh, man!
16:26So you could win.
16:27Paris and Pete go at the same time
16:30and deliver clues at the same time for the same clue.
16:33Okay?
16:33Whichever team yells that out first,
16:36which would probably be my team,
16:37wins the whole game.
16:38I mean, this is for 10s and points.
16:41Wow.
16:42Okay.
16:43Let's go.
16:45Seems fair.
16:45The heat is on.
16:46The heat is on.
16:47The H is over.
16:48Let's do it.
16:48What number would you like?
16:54Oh, okay.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Okay.
16:56Alright, really?
16:57Alright.
16:58Ready?
16:59And go.
17:00The song.
17:01Four words.
17:02First word.
17:03Fly like an eagle.
17:06Fly me to the moon.
17:07No.
17:07I believe I can fly.
17:08Fly.
17:10Fly.
17:11Fly bird.
17:12Fly bird.
17:12Fly bird.
17:13Fly eagles fly.
17:14Fly bird.
17:16Fly bird.
17:17Fly.
17:17Free fly for a white guy.
17:19Fly me.
17:20Fly gloves.
17:21Fly.
17:21Give me another word.
17:23Oh.
17:23First word is fly.
17:25No, flown.
17:26Peacock.
17:27Mirror.
17:28Wings.
17:29Wind beneath my wings.
17:30Fly me on the wings.
17:31No, no, keep going.
17:32Keep going.
17:33Keep going.
17:34Flap the wing.
17:35On the wings.
17:36Going to feel the flow.
17:39Stripping.
17:40Stripping.
17:41Stripping your gloves off.
17:43Flutter.
17:44Flapping.
17:45Float.
17:45Float.
17:46Flutter.
17:47Flutter.
17:47Angel.
17:48Angel.
17:50What's the other word?
17:51Last word.
17:52What's the last word?
17:52Can you...
17:54Fence.
17:54Not that again.
17:55I don't know what that means.
17:56Sitting on your wings.
17:57What are you taking off your arms?
17:58On the wings of my wings.
17:59The wings of my wings.
18:01Flying with a marionette.
18:02I have no idea what that means.
18:03Okay.
18:04Flying with a puppet.
18:05Are you...
18:05First word.
18:07Wind.
18:08Wings.
18:09Flutter.
18:09Dove.
18:10When doves cry.
18:11Wings of a dove.
18:12Oh, .
18:14Oh, my God.
18:16What is another word?
18:17Give me another word.
18:17God, that's it.
18:19.
18:22What is another word?
18:23Laying an egg.
18:25Give me the other word.
18:26Duck, duck, goose.
18:27And, and, uh.
18:29Love.
18:30Oh, my God.
18:31I quit.
18:32Do more of the word.
18:33What's going on?
18:34I want to see it.
18:36I want to see that.
18:36Wait, Tariq.
18:37Can we just do it again?
18:38How about we do another one?
18:40We got to call another one.
18:43Okay.
18:44Okay.
18:44What was it?
18:45What was it?
18:46What was it?
18:46Birds of a feather.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:49Bird of feathers.
18:50Do one more.
18:51Here we go.
18:51This one's for all the money.
18:53Okay.
18:54Oh, no.
18:56No, no, no, no.
18:57No, no, no, no.
18:57Okay.
18:58We'll never get it.
18:59We won't be here until next week.
19:00There's no way.
19:02We'll do this one.
19:04Okay.
19:05Okay.
19:06I think so.
19:07My partner doesn't seem that into it.
19:09Okay, here we go.
19:11All right, all right.
19:12All right, ready?
19:12Yes.
19:13Movie.
19:14Movie.
19:15No.
19:16Four words.
19:16Okay, movie.
19:17Four words.
19:18The first word.
19:19One.
19:20I.
19:20The.
19:20Yes.
19:21Okay.
19:22I.
19:25Of.
19:26Of.
19:26O.
19:27On.
19:28On the waterfront.
19:29How many words?
19:30Shooter.
19:30A slange shot.
19:31A machine shot.
19:32A machine shot.
19:32A machine shot.
19:32A machine shot.
19:33A machine shot.
19:33A machine shot.
19:34A machine shot.
19:39A machine shot.
19:46A machine shot.
19:48Paris Hilton.
19:50We're talking to Pete when we come back.
19:52Stick a round, everybody.
19:52We won.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54that was hilarious.
19:59Your job's hard, dude.
20:01Do you think so?
20:02Yeah.
20:03Yeah.
20:03It's one of those, you know, backseat driver sort of things where you're like, ahh.
20:08You just, you know, go...
20:09Dude, you have to pretend to care about people every day.
20:22Our first guest is a very, very funny comedian
20:25who is about to launch a new video podcast
20:27called The Pete Davidson Show.
20:30It's exclusively available on Netflix starting this Friday.
20:33Everyone, please welcome Pete Davidson!
20:38Uh-huh.
20:43That's right, that's right!
20:45For Pete to sing it.
20:46Oh, my God!
20:48Yeah!
20:48Dave Davidson!
20:50All right!
20:51Congrats!
20:52Thanks for having me.
20:52Congrats on the video podcast.
20:54I want to talk about that,
20:55but really, really congrats on your baby.
20:58You have a beautiful baby girl.
21:00Congratulations!
21:01Thank you, brother.
21:03We talked about it, but you're officially, you're a dad.
21:06Yep.
21:07Here you are.
21:07Yeah!
21:09Beautiful family right there, bud.
21:10Congratulations.
21:12Can we say her name?
21:13Yeah.
21:14Her name is Scotty.
21:15Yes!
21:16All right.
21:17I love Scotty.
21:17Scotty Rose.
21:18Scotty Rose.
21:19Oh, my gosh.
21:20That's a great name.
21:21What does it feel like?
21:22How is fatherhood going?
21:24What?
21:25It's all the cliches are true.
21:28It's so much fun.
21:29It's nuts.
21:31Are you showing pictures to strangers?
21:33Um, not really.
21:35Okay.
21:36I was.
21:37I was so excited.
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:38You were telling me you showed your cab driver.
21:40I did.
21:40Yeah.
21:41I was like, ooh, it's my baby.
21:42It's like staring at a wall or something.
21:44I thought it was big news.
21:45Like, I don't care.
21:45Yeah.
21:46It's cute.
21:47You become that guy, though.
21:48Yes.
21:48People are like, how are you doing?
21:49You're like, oh, God.
21:50How am I doing?
21:51You're becoming that guy.
21:52Yeah.
21:53It's really cute.
21:54It's fun to see Elsie be a great mom.
21:55I love, you know, all this.
21:58They crap so much.
22:00They do, right?
22:01They crap while they're crapping.
22:05That's interesting.
22:05And then you'll put ointment on, and then they'll be like, psych.
22:09They'll do it again.
22:10Yeah.
22:10No, we had a crazy moment the other day where now she's almost two months old.
22:14And when you first have the baby, you have, like, this baby high where you're just like,
22:19oh, yeah.
22:20Yes.
22:20But then, like, we had a moment last week where we're like, oh, like, she's here.
22:24Like, she's, like, staying.
22:26Like, she's staying.
22:27Yes.
22:27Yeah, this is a thing now.
22:29Yeah, you just go to a movie and leave.
22:30You don't know if this is now live.
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:31Now it's real.
22:32Yeah.
22:32So, we're having a blast, though.
22:34I'm so happy for you, bud.
22:35I know you're going to be a great dad.
22:36Oh, thanks.
22:37Are people coming up to you giving advice?
22:38Because I...
22:39Tons.
22:40Yeah.
22:40People that you don't even know.
22:42Yeah.
22:42Like, you'll be at the store and they'll be like, hey, you got a kid?
22:44Hey, you got to do this.
22:45Yeah.
22:45You got to do that.
22:47But everyone's been really nice.
22:49Yeah?
22:49Yeah.
22:49Any helpful advice?
22:51The best advice I actually got, and I hate it's so name-droppy, but Eddie Murphy gave me great advice.
22:57Because I asked him for advice.
22:58Oh, yeah.
22:58And he goes, the best advice is no advice.
23:01He goes, you can't tell another man how to raise his child.
23:04I was like, okay.
23:05I was like, all right.
23:06He's smart.
23:07Yeah.
23:07He's smart.
23:08That is correct advice, Eddie.
23:09That is great advice.
23:10So, thank you for that.
23:11I know you're close to your mom.
23:13Give her my best, please.
23:14But she must be so happy to be a grandma.
23:17Yeah, my mom, if it was legal, would have had my kid.
23:23That's so funny.
23:25That's so funny.
23:26No, it's really cute, though, to see how excited she is.
23:29Awesome.
23:30Yeah, she's the best.
23:31You know, I just thought about this just now, because I know you.
23:34But didn't you buy a minivan years ago?
23:36I did.
23:37I bought a minivan for stealth.
23:40Yes.
23:41But now you can actually use it.
23:43It's great.
23:44Do you have a minivan?
23:45Yeah.
23:46They're unbelievable.
23:46It's one of the greatest vehicles.
23:48It's the most unf***able car you will ever.
23:52No one looks at you.
23:54You could be doing a heroin deal on the West Side Highway.
23:58Nobody will look at you in a minivan.
24:01No, they won't even look at you for two seconds.
24:03It's awesome.
24:04But it's great.
24:05They have the door.
24:05It comes open.
24:06It's spacious.
24:07They have things.
24:08Yeah.
24:08They have minivans.
24:09They have vacuums included, too.
24:10Yeah, eBay helped me build a dad van, and they put a VHS player in it and a changing table
24:16and a little fridge and has, like, a little baby brezza in it and all this.
24:19It's awesome.
24:20That's...
24:21Wait, how's your VHS collection?
24:23Oh, it's extensive.
24:24It's still...
24:25You're still doing it?
24:26I'm still doing it.
24:27What?
24:27Yeah, I don't...
24:28Last time I was here, a while ago, I had this, like, weird hunch that VHSs would be worth billions
24:33of dollars.
24:35I had a lot of fun during COVID and bought 10,000 VHS tapes sealed.
24:39I was like, they're sealed.
24:40They're never even open.
24:42It's going to go for millions.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44They went down so much.
24:45Oh.
24:46But I get to look at them every day as a reminder not to do drugs.
24:50Yeah.
24:50There you go.
24:51Yep.
24:52There you go.
24:52There you go.
24:55Let's talk about the new podcast here, by the way.
24:58The Pete Davidson Show.
25:00I will say, dude, Netflix does such a great job.
25:02You know you're on the homepage right now.
25:04It's so easy to find.
25:05I'm like, I knew you had this thing coming out.
25:07And I go, when is it coming out?
25:08As soon as I go to Netflix, it's right there.
25:10It's like, oh, Pete Davidson, this Friday.
25:11I'm like, oh, they know how to do it.
25:13They're great.
25:13I've always wanted to work with them.
25:15We got to do some stand-up stuff together.
25:17Absolutely.
25:18Yeah, they're doing podcasts now.
25:19And they were looking for someone who didn't have one yet.
25:22And I was like, sure.
25:24Yeah.
25:25I'll be the test bunny.
25:26Yes.
25:27You know?
25:27Oh, it's going to be great.
25:28But it's...
25:29Your job's hard, dude.
25:31Do you think so?
25:31Yeah.
25:33Yeah.
25:33It's one of those, you know, backseat driver sort of things.
25:38We're like, ah, you just, you know.
25:39Dude, you have to pretend to care about people every day.
25:43I had, like...
25:45No, I do care.
25:47No, but, like, people...
25:48It's fun when you have your friends.
25:49Like, this is easy.
25:50You know, or, like, when you have, you know, people that you work with, it's like, you know,
25:53you're just talking.
25:54But you have to interview people that you don't know that are boring.
26:00No, that's not...
26:01Yeah, and you...
26:01No, no, no, it's fun.
26:03And you...
26:03Yeah, but you have to be like, oh, that's amazing.
26:05Yeah.
26:06That's...
26:06Oh, yeah?
26:07Wow!
26:09What?
26:10Does that mean?
26:11No way!
26:11You brought your mom to the premiere?
26:13God, man!
26:14It's so awesome!
26:15You're the best kid ever, man!
26:18Dude, it's hard.
26:19What Jimmy does is really, really hard.
26:22I appreciate that.
26:22I appreciate that.
26:23Respect.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Can we say who's going to be on this Friday?
26:29Yeah.
26:30Friday, our first guest is Colson Baker, a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly.
26:34I love that guy.
26:35Yeah.
26:36And then...
26:37I love that.
26:38He's so good.
26:38After that.
26:39Oh, he's incredible.
26:41He is.
26:41When he came over, he did all those...
26:43Did all those Ace Ventorium impressions.
26:45Oh, he did everything.
26:46It's great.
26:46He can act.
26:47He can sing.
26:48He can rap.
26:49He can do it all.
26:49Yeah.
26:49It's really funny, because he's never done that for me.
26:52You know when you're...
26:53Oh, really?
26:53Yeah, but you know, I guess, when would...
26:55Yeah.
26:56Yeah, I guess.
26:56Yeah, why would he go...
26:57Hey, Pete.
26:58Hey, check this out.
26:59Yeah.
27:00But you know when you're very close with someone,
27:02and then you see them do something that you're like,
27:04oh.
27:04You do that stuff?
27:05Yeah.
27:06What else do you do?
27:07Yeah.
27:08No, he's on it, and then after that,
27:10we have Charlemagne the God,
27:11or as my 86-year-old grandpa calls him,
27:14Charlemagne the Lord.
27:15Oh, wow.
27:16Fantastic.
27:18I think you're going to be good at this.
27:20I think it's going to be great.
27:21You're fun, and you have a great conversation,
27:23and we could just do this.
27:24I mean, does it come natural?
27:26Like, when you...
27:26So, I don't have...
27:29I don't do any prep.
27:30Right.
27:33No, because...
27:33I do.
27:34Yeah, no, well, you're very good at this.
27:37My whole take on the podcast was it would be so cool
27:40to just, the second they get there, start recording,
27:43and then you just talk, and then see what happens.
27:49Yeah, no, it's also...
27:51This is going to be interesting, dude.
27:53I want to hear episode three, man.
27:57I'm excited this Friday.
27:58No, I don't get to...
27:59As you know, when you get longer into this business,
28:03it's harder to see your best friends.
28:05Yeah.
28:05You know, because they're all doing cool stuff as well, usually.
28:08That's true.
28:08So, this is a really good excuse for me
28:10to, like, hang out with my pals in my garage
28:11and just shoot the crap.
28:13It's going to be great.
28:14And best news ever, Scotty.
28:17Congratulations, Dad.
28:18Oh, my God.
28:19Pete Davidson, everybody.
28:20The Pete Davidson Show is exclusively available
28:23on Netflix starting this Friday.
28:26Paris Hilton joins us after the break.
28:28Stick around!
28:28Compression, but your impression
28:30isn't just a conversation
28:32BG's with a special presentation
28:33Yeah, I like the vibe for me
28:35It's recreation
28:36It isn't just a job
28:37Check it out
28:38To the best of my knowledge
28:40I guess that I'm...
28:51Our next guest is one of my favorites.
28:54She's a talented artist, entrepreneur,
28:56and best-selling author
28:57whose new film, Infinite Icon,
28:59a visual memoir,
29:00is in theaters nationwide
29:01this Friday.
29:02Please welcome Paris Hilton!
29:05I'm just an icon living
29:09I'm just an icon living
29:11I'm just an icon living
29:13I'm just an icon living
29:14I'm just an icon living
29:15Oh, my God.
29:16I'm just an icon living
29:17Paris, welcome back.
29:18Oh, yeah.
29:22Paris, welcome back.
29:23I always love having you here.
29:25And, man, oh, man, I'm so excited
29:26I finally get to meet the babies
29:28The cutest babies
29:29Oh, my gosh.
29:31How old are they now?
29:32Two and three.
29:33London and Phoenix
29:34Oh, my world.
29:36And there's Carter as well
29:37He's very cute as well
29:38But, man...
29:39They loved you
29:40I've never seen them
29:41laugh like that before
29:42Like...
29:42I got them, right?
29:43They love Uncle Jimmy
29:44Yeah, I got them laughing
29:46You couldn't stop it
29:46It was so funny
29:47I was knocking the thing over
29:48I know you guys were calling
29:50Everyone's calling them
29:50the cutesy crew
29:51Yes
29:51I love the cutesy crew
29:53Those little jackets
29:54My everything, my world
29:55They're the sweetest
29:57Angels
29:57They're so much fun
29:58Do they have any idea
29:59what mom does?
30:01I think they think
30:02their mom is
30:03like a princess superhero
30:05Do you do so many...
30:07Yeah, they get to see me
30:08do everything
30:09You know, from
30:10passing legislation
30:11in D.C.
30:12By the way, congrats on that
30:13Thank you
30:14Thank you so much
30:16I've been going for
30:17the past five years
30:18Just passed two federal bills
30:20and almost 20 state laws
30:21to protect children
30:22Can you...
30:23This is a great thing
30:26Can you explain what it is
30:28and what bill did you...
30:29The one that I just went
30:30for this week
30:31is the Defiance Act
30:32which would protect women
30:34from A.I.
30:36Just explicit videos
30:37and pictures people are making
30:39There's no laws
30:40to protect people right now
30:41So it's so important
30:43that they get laws
30:45on these things
30:45I love that you're doing that
30:47I love that the kids
30:47get you to see you do that
30:48Then they get to see you sing
30:49and perform
30:50Then they get to see you DJ
30:51Then they get to see you fly
30:52Remember last time you were here
30:53you showed me
30:54You like flew or something
30:55across the crowd of people
30:57on a string or something
30:59I was like
30:59Dude, what is going on?
31:01What is your life?
31:02It is so bizarre
31:03It's so much fun
31:04Do you know I'm part of
31:05the Bad Bitch Academy?
31:06You're the ultimate bad bitch
31:08Yes
31:08Thank you
31:09You gave me
31:10I was very honored
31:11to have my degree
31:13We love it
31:14There you go
31:15I bet
31:19By the way
31:20this hangs in my office
31:21And I look at it every day
31:23I think of you every day
31:23I'm so happy
31:24I was like
31:25I love that you gave it to me
31:26last time
31:27It's the greatest
31:28Thank you
31:28Never forget the Bad Bitch You Are
31:30Thank you
31:32I want to talk about
31:34this film you have out
31:35It's called
31:35Infinite Icon
31:36A Visual Memoir
31:37How do we set up
31:38what this is about?
31:40This film
31:40I see this is like
31:41a trilogy
31:42The first part being
31:43my first documentary
31:44then my memoir
31:45and now this film
31:46through the lens of music
31:47so it just goes back
31:49on my whole life
31:51and just everything
31:51that I've been through
31:52and then just showing
31:53my whole music journey
31:54and everything else
31:55that's happening
31:55and it's the most
31:57personal project
31:57I've ever done
31:58and I can't wait
31:59for the world to see it
32:00in theaters
32:01starting January 30th
32:06Stars Are Blind
32:07when did that come out?
32:09That came out
32:10in June 2006
32:11Is that really?
32:1320 years?
32:14I know
32:14What?
32:15It feels like
32:15it's so crazy
32:16Yeah
32:16Are you
32:17any new music
32:18that we can talk about?
32:20Yes
32:21I'm in the studio
32:22right now
32:22and just finishing up
32:24the third album
32:24so yes
32:27You are unbelievable
32:28and will you tour?
32:30Yes
32:30I have a huge tour planned
32:32and I have concerts
32:34starting all summer long
32:35Come on
32:36The best
32:37Come on, bud
32:37Thank you
32:40I saw in an interview
32:42that music saved my life
32:43and I think a lot of people
32:44agree with that
32:45people out there as well
32:47but I was just wondering
32:48if we could maybe
32:49go back and forth
32:50with some songs
32:51that changed our lives
32:52or lyrics that inspired you
32:54and we could just go
32:55you could just riff
32:56you can do three each
32:57we can do one
32:58whatever you feel like
32:59Okay
32:59Give me a song
33:00that changed
33:01One song that really
33:02changed my life
33:03was Alternate
33:04this song called Free
33:06and it was right
33:07when I had gotten
33:08out of those
33:08horrible schools
33:09and it was the first night
33:10I went out in New York
33:11and just hearing those lyrics
33:13like I felt like
33:14it was like
33:14my anthem
33:15Really?
33:16Gosh
33:17I don't even know
33:17if I know that song
33:18It's iconic
33:19Yeah
33:20Check it out
33:22I was going to say
33:24Wipeout
33:26What's that?
33:28I was like
33:29It's like
33:29na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
33:35Yes
33:39That one's iconic too
33:40Yeah
33:41Because
33:42well here's why
33:43because I was 15 years old
33:45and I went to
33:45this kid's birthday party
33:47and I told him
33:48I play the guitar
33:48and he was like
33:49whatever
33:50and then he had a band
33:51he had a band
33:52at his party
33:53And he goes, the guy goes,
33:54Hey, is there Jimmy Fallon here?
33:58He plays the guitar.
33:59And I was like, Oh, I can't really play the guitar.
34:01I mean, I was saying that. I was learning.
34:03But I'm like, and it was like, I was 15.
34:05And I was like, It's kind of an adult party almost, you know?
34:07And I was like, Okay.
34:09And so I got up, and he's like, What do you want to play?
34:11And I was like, Wipeout?
34:14And I played Wipeout and crushed it.
34:16It was awesome.
34:17That changed my...
34:19Might have been my first time, like, on stage,
34:21where I had to go like, Oh, I was on stage and that worked.
34:23I'm like, Oh, I want to do this.
34:25Yes.
34:26All right. Give me another one.
34:27I love Unstoppable by Sia.
34:31Oh. She's amazing.
34:32She really is amazing.
34:33She's my fairy godmother.
34:36Is she really?
34:37She really is.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:38She's the reason that I got back into music.
34:40Sia?
34:41I had performed with her and Miley Cyrus on New Year's Eve.
34:44That's right.
34:45And then the next day, Sia said,
34:47You are so incredible.
34:48Like, why have you not done another album?
34:49You were born to be a pop star.
34:52And then I said,
34:53Because I've been busy with a million other things
34:54and running my empire.
34:56Yeah. And having two beautiful babies.
34:58And my babies and everything.
34:59And she said, Well, what if I was the executive producer
35:02and I wrote the album with you?
35:03And it's like, How can you say no to Sia?
35:05She's the greatest.
35:06Thank you, Sia.
35:07Love you, Sia.
35:09Let's show a clip from your new film,
35:12Infinite Icon, A Visual Memoir.
35:14Let's take a look at Paris Hilton.
35:15People always wanted me to pick a lane,
35:17be one thing.
35:19But within the space of one year,
35:21I was a reality star with The Simple Life,
35:24started my first movie, The House of Wax,
35:26released my first album, Paris.
35:28Not to mention modeling, DJing, building a brand,
35:32and being a badass entrepreneur.
35:34So yeah, picking a lane, I wanted to do it all.
35:39You never heard much about multi-hyphenates in those days.
35:42But my ADHD makes me refuse to be contained to one category.
35:47So I leaned into it.
35:49Yeah, that's right.
35:51Paris Hilton, Infinite Icon, A Visual Memoir,
35:55is in theaters this Friday.
35:58More Tonight Show after the break.
36:00Stick around, everybody!
36:13It's darker than the kettle, and it's blacker than the pot.
36:15I'm all day, girl, most of the classics.
36:17Life of all day.
36:21Performing E85 and long way to Calabasas
36:24from his upcoming album, Octane.
36:27Give it up for Don Tolliver!
36:49On the highway, and I'm thinking that I love her.
36:53On the highway, and I'm thinking there ain't no rubber.
36:56On the highway, and I'm thinking there ain't no rubber.
37:18On the highway, and I'm thinking there ain't no rubber.
37:22On the highway, and I'm thinking there ain't no rubber.
37:26On the highway, and I'm thinking there ain't no rubber.
37:26I'm on the highway with my singing, keepin' love her
37:32Keep going, keep going, keep going
37:35Keep going, keep going
37:37We're running in the summer, you got a random woman
37:41We laugh all day, like Dumber
37:44I'm about to shoot my shot, she love me and my jumper
37:48My favorite outfit is a see-through romper
37:53I feel like you, I feel like you
37:57When you broke my heart in pieces
38:01Yeah, I really didn't pass out, oh yeah
38:06Ooh, I guess you that I really didn't care for
38:11Hard to get you out of my head
38:15You don't really care what I say, do you?
38:20Ooh, I guess I'll take a long way to calabazes
38:25Calabazes, oh calabazes
38:29Swings from the wind, we walk past, walk past
38:35I found joy, found peace, found happiness
38:40Lookin' in the mirror, is it happiness?
38:44Out of here, man, love my happiness
38:49Ooh, I guess you shoot that I really didn't care for
38:53Hard to get you out of my head
38:57You don't really care what I say, do you?
39:03Ooh, I guess I'll take a long way to calabazes
39:09Calabazes, oh calabazes
39:12Calabazes, oh calabazes
39:12Swings from the wind, we walk past, walk past
39:17Ooh, I guess you that I really didn't care for
39:22Hard to get you out of my head
39:26You don't really care what I say, do you?
39:30Ooh, ooh, ooh
39:37Whoa!
39:40Don Tolliver!
39:42Octane is out this Friday!
39:45We'll be right back, everybody!
39:47Come on, bud.
39:48That's how you do it, man! You kill it!
39:50You don't care what I tell the door
39:52I ask you to go high
39:53You tell me to go low, so I go high
39:57Look, you get spankin', shankin' out of you
40:00It's the proof too hot, yeah, that I'll shoot
40:04My thanks to Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton, New York City Mayor Zoran Mondani,
40:10Don Tolliver once again!
40:15And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
40:19Thank you for watching!
40:21Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers
40:22Good night, everybody! Thank you!
40:27Get into it!
40:32Get into it!
40:32Uh-huh!
40:39Get into it!
40:40Get into it!
40:41Big up, Teddy, run the best, that's right tonight!
40:43The stars go hard, walk up, and start down our lives!
40:47Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work!
40:51Work, work, work, work!
40:52Pull, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work...
40:53Ha ha ha ha!
40:53Um, David has advised me to fail
40:55We're free from her, we're free from our home
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