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00:06Welcome to Ashfield Place.
00:08I'm Samira and that's Miles.
00:10We went from city loft to lawn so fast.
00:12You did everything except for us.
00:14How long has that house been empty?
00:1520 years, give or take.
00:17This is a cul-de-sac.
00:18People are weird.
00:19You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
00:21Each one of us is the murderer.
00:24Your face.
00:25What's the deal with that Victorian house?
00:27A family lived there. They had a daughter who died.
00:31Maybe even murder.
00:33She also keeps asking questions while the house crossed the street.
00:35Do you have a periodical section?
00:37I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out.
00:40It was an all-cash deal.
00:42Uh-uh. Those of us are the new neighbor.
00:44I just want to know what his deal is, don't you?
00:47Hands where I can see him.
00:49What's happening?
00:50We got a call about a trespasser at the old grand house.
00:52This is lunacy.
00:54I think we should stay.
00:55There's space and a community.
00:57And our family's not going to be run out by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
01:21Good night, Allison.
01:24I still want to be Samir, too.
01:31Miles?
01:33Miles?
01:34Oh, my...
01:35Miles!
01:36Miles!
01:38Miles!
01:41Miles!
01:45Miles!
01:47Miles!
01:47Miles!
02:08I'm coming, Miles!
02:16Miles!
02:17No!
02:18Miles!
02:19No!
02:24Hello, neighbor.
02:27No!
02:29No!
02:31No!
02:33Hey!
02:34Hey!
02:34It's okay.
02:36You're safe.
02:40I have a dream.
04:14He's too busy being a racist
04:16and putting up no trespassing signs
04:17that point directly at your house.
04:19Please don't get obsessed.
04:21I'm not.
04:22Can you blame her?
04:23The guy called the cops on her.
04:25I can't believe you have to take these down.
04:27We should keep our distance.
04:28He does his thing, we do ours.
04:31We live across the street from this weird prick.
04:34Let's just leave it at that.
04:35I love the lobster dicks.
04:37Absolutely not.
04:38Yeah, the dicks have got to go.
04:39Why would he move into a murder house?
04:42It's not a murder house.
04:44No one got murdered there.
04:45Seriously, don't believe those stupid stories
04:47about her parents killing her
04:48and burying her in the basement.
04:50There's fire.
04:51And it's burning.
04:52Well, there is no smoke.
04:53Because there is no fire.
04:54And there is no burning.
04:55Because it's nonsense.
04:57It's a small town myth.
04:58Nothing more.
04:59You're a good fucking lawyer, you know that?
05:01You bet I do.
05:01And you're an idiot.
05:03We've got to go.
05:05What just happened to me?
05:07I love you.
05:09And I love you too, little man.
05:11And make sure your mama doesn't get in trouble
05:12when I'm gone, okay?
05:14Bye.
05:15I hate leaving you alone all day.
05:20Exactly.
05:22I can't stop thinking about the other night.
05:25It's a horrible thing.
05:26Samira that scared.
05:28Seeing Danny.
05:29Oh, I fucking hate that guy.
05:32Why is it always, like,
05:33the biggest douchebag in high school
05:35that grows up to be a cop?
05:36Always.
05:38Fuck that guy.
05:39Fuck that guy.
05:40You know, he still calls me
05:41Naveen the Peen
05:42every time I run into him.
05:43I mean, it does have
05:44quite a nice ring to it.
05:45But you got Quidditch, bitch?
05:47Which became
05:48Benedict Cumberbatch.
05:50Yeah.
05:50He was quite creative.
05:51I was an easy target.
05:53Forgive me for not asking you this,
05:55like, decades ago.
05:57But how did you deal with all of that?
05:59Yeah.
06:00You know,
06:01being one of the few
06:02non-white kids in our class.
06:04I wouldn't have survived
06:05if I held on to everything
06:07that was ever said about me
06:09or done to me.
06:14You're raising a black son, man.
06:18You got to realize
06:19this shit goes way further
06:20than Hinkley Hills.
06:23People are assholes everywhere.
06:25Danny's, Danny's, everywhere.
06:27Mm-hmm.
06:28Look, dwelling
06:29is not going to get you anywhere.
06:31New plan.
06:32You got to do what Brits do.
06:34Bottle it up
06:35and bury it deep
06:36into the crevices of your soul.
06:37I don't want to do that, mate.
06:39Not with Samira and Miles.
06:41It's not healthy.
06:43Or at least
06:44that's what Samira's therapist
06:45told her to tell me.
06:47Do I need therapy?
06:48Oh, I mean,
06:49extensive.
06:51Okay.
06:52You're here
06:52and you're committing.
06:54You got to reframe
06:55and put down roots.
06:57Let this go and move on.
06:59For Miles.
07:01For all of you.
07:03Thanks, Naveen, Naveen.
07:05You're welcome,
07:07Benedict Cumberbatch.
07:23It's my neighbor.
07:29Don't you make a move.
07:31Shh.
07:34I'll be right back, Miles.
07:37Right back.
07:53May I help you?
07:55I'm Samira.
07:56I live across the street.
08:00Gary Wilson.
08:02Pleasure.
08:04I want to introduce myself
08:05so there are no more
08:06misunderstandings.
08:07I'm not sure
08:08I'm understanding
08:09the misunderstandings.
08:11You told the cops
08:11that you saw a black person
08:12trespassing on your property
08:13the other day.
08:15That's what you said, right?
08:16I'm sorry.
08:17I had no idea
08:18that was you.
08:19Well, now you know.
08:19Yeah.
08:21The house has been
08:22sitting vacant
08:22so I figured
08:23anyone coming around
08:25must be a squatter
08:27or a vagrant.
08:28Well, I'm a litigator.
08:29Oh, well, look at that.
08:32You know what they say
08:33when you assume.
08:34You're an asshole.
08:37Something like that, yeah.
08:40Just so you know,
08:43it wasn't a race thing.
08:45It's usually a race thing.
08:46I assure you.
08:50Never mind.
08:53You know what?
09:02I'm not big on sweets.
09:04No problem.
09:07Do you want some gardening?
09:08I'm renovating.
09:10House needs a lot of work.
09:12But it has good bones.
09:20Your phone seems to be crying.
09:26Excuse me.
09:30Bye, neighbor.
09:41There's something not right
09:43about that man.
09:44Remember what I say, Miles.
09:46Believe women.
09:47Okay?
09:48We have instincts.
09:49Gut, maternal,
09:51killer,
09:52basic instincts.
09:54Rob?
09:55Oh, my goodness.
09:56I thought I locked the door.
09:58Nobody locks their doors
09:59around here, honey.
10:00We do.
10:00We're lockers.
10:01What the hell
10:02happened out there?
10:07It was the smugness
10:08that pissed me off.
10:09I mean,
10:10there was no remorse
10:10in his voice.
10:11Zero.
10:12Not in the house.
10:15Wow.
10:16You are a natural.
10:17Oh, it's all muscle memory.
10:19I was always good
10:20with babies.
10:22Older kids,
10:23not so much.
10:24And teenagers,
10:26forget about it.
10:27They wake up one day
10:28and just decide
10:29to hate you.
10:30My kids and I
10:31fought so much.
10:32I'm surprised
10:33they never ran away.
10:35I wish I got a chance
10:36to meet them.
10:37Me too, sweetie.
10:41I didn't know how much
10:42I needed the company.
10:43I assume
10:44Bev Fisher
10:46offers minimal help?
10:48Warmth is not
10:49exactly her style.
10:50She's very
10:51British.
10:53When we were in the hospital,
10:54she and Don came.
10:55You know,
10:55they gave Miles' stuff
10:57rabbit and told us
10:58that they were going
10:58on a cruise
10:59forever.
11:00Small favors.
11:01It's definitely
11:02a huge favor
11:03that they gave us
11:04this house,
11:04but that's how
11:06they show love,
11:07through grand gestures
11:08and minimal emotion.
11:11But I'm really glad
11:12they robbed
11:12and turned out
11:13that way.
11:15You need your village.
11:19And I'm going to tell
11:20them to bring food.
11:22Usually you have to
11:23wait 24 hours
11:25to get one this size,
11:26but I am
11:27a Hinkley Heroes
11:29hero.
11:30It's part of their
11:31loyalty program.
11:32Loyalty.
11:33That's what I'm
11:34talking about.
11:35Hinkley Hills
11:36is like
11:37a community.
11:38You know,
11:38people care.
11:39They watch out
11:40for each other.
11:41Or just watch
11:42each other.
11:42A street light
11:43will go out.
11:44It's fixed right away.
11:45There's a pothole.
11:47It's filled
11:47overnight,
11:48magically.
11:49It's like
11:49military precision.
11:52It's like
11:53Disneyland.
11:54Or Singapore,
11:56which I guess
11:57is kind of like
11:58Disneyland,
11:58but with
11:59corporal punishment.
12:01Todd,
12:02clearly you have
12:02never gotten
12:03in real trouble
12:04at Disneyland.
12:05It's no joke,
12:05Todd.
12:06Okay.
12:06And it is
12:07the safest town
12:09in America.
12:10Is it?
12:11Do you actually
12:12trust the burger place
12:13that claims they have
12:13the best burger
12:14in the country?
12:15Yes.
12:19Oh,
12:20don't move.
12:21I'll get it.
12:22Okay.
12:22Thanks, Lynn.
12:23Oh, God.
12:24Who is it?
12:25The evil overlord.
12:27Mickey?
12:31Agnes,
12:32Lynn.
12:32Hello.
12:33Hi.
12:34Hello.
12:34Oh, my goodness.
12:37Looks like a party.
12:39Are you going to arrest us
12:40for having a nice time?
12:42Oh, I would offer you something,
12:44but there isn't enough.
12:47Samira, dear.
12:48Samira.
12:49I got a call
12:50from my very, very dear friend,
12:52your mother-in-law,
12:53who gave me the welcome news
12:54that you and Robert and Milo
12:56decided to make Hinkley Hills
12:58your permanent home.
12:59So as president
13:00of the Hinkley Hills
13:01Homeowners Association,
13:02it's incumbent upon me
13:04to tell you
13:06that we're thrilled.
13:07Oh.
13:08And you are very, very welcome here.
13:10Thank you so much.
13:10And to give us
13:11your official HOA handbook.
13:13Okay.
13:14Helpful hints,
13:15bylaws,
13:16about the way we like
13:17to do things around here.
13:18Okay.
13:19Everything is right in there.
13:21Think of it as your new Bible.
13:23If you don't,
13:24fury will rain down
13:26upon the heads
13:27of the unbelieving.
13:28If you're referring
13:29to the dispute
13:29of April 24th, Lynn,
13:31proper trash disposal
13:33and containment
13:35is essential
13:35in neighborhoods
13:36with wildland
13:37and urban interface.
13:39We are not looking
13:40to lure any unwanted creatures,
13:42let alone
13:43their attended pathogens,
13:45into our environment.
13:48The next global pandemic
13:50is not starting
13:51on my block.
13:52I'll leave you to it.
13:54Yes, ma'am.
13:54Thank you, ma'am.
13:56I'm sorry.
13:56I just really respond
13:58to her leadership style.
13:59If I was a little older.
14:02Oh, Todd.
14:05So then Agnes shows up
14:06like she's watching
14:07the whole thing.
14:08She probably was.
14:09She's watching all the time.
14:11Honestly,
14:12you leave your bins out
14:13for more than a day.
14:13She's onto you.
14:15She's so annoying.
14:16She used to get me
14:17in so much trouble
14:17when I was a teenager
14:18with my mom.
14:19Full nod.
14:20Why?
14:21Weren't you, like, a nerd?
14:22Babe, I was not a nerd.
14:23I was getting in trouble
14:24all of the time.
14:25Okay, for what?
14:26Crashing through hedges.
14:28Getting lit on
14:29hard lemonade in the woods.
14:31I hate to break it to you,
14:32but you married a bad boy.
14:33Come on, white boys
14:34would have to.
14:36What do you think here?
14:37Little boy blue?
14:38Bit on the nose
14:39for a nursery?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Slate.
14:43Lou de Neal.
14:43Masculine.
14:45But without an agenda?
14:46Hmm.
14:46Not feeling it.
14:48Kind of blue?
14:49That's nice.
14:50Wild status.
14:53Got to be that, right?
14:54It's perfect.
14:56This is great.
14:58Nesting.
14:58Nesting on our future.
15:00Oh, I also met
15:02the new neighbor today.
15:03Oh, God.
15:03Yeah.
15:04What was the arsehole doing?
15:05So I just...
15:10What?
15:13Shit, shit.
15:15Hello, neighbors.
15:17Hi.
15:23Have a good night.
15:25Enjoy your nesting.
15:28Yep, he took me how this.
15:30Did you see his cart?
15:33Axe?
15:33Lighter fluid?
15:34Quick line?
15:35To hell?
15:36That's a cart full of murder
15:37right there.
15:45Good night, brush.
15:47Good night, nobody.
15:49Good night, mush.
15:51And a good night
15:52to the old lady
15:53whispering hush.
15:55Never understood
15:56who she was.
15:58It's always worried
15:59she was meant
15:59to symbolize death.
16:01Grab.
16:02Sorry.
16:05Good night, stars.
16:07Good night, air.
16:09Good night, noises.
16:10Everywhere.
16:12We did it.
16:16Are you tearing up?
16:18I just hate goodbyes.
16:23You know,
16:24I think I'm getting used
16:26to this suburban silence.
16:31But you know what I'm not
16:32getting used to?
16:33The decorations.
16:34What?
16:35You don't like decorative
16:35plates on every wall?
16:37It's the pelicans.
16:38They're scaring me.
16:39Am I in a house
16:39or a swamp?
16:40Mom's an animal
16:41named Axe.
16:42It's insane.
16:42You give them one
16:43and then you blink
16:44and bam,
16:45pelicans everywhere.
16:46I can't wait
16:47for this little guy
16:48to have his own room
16:49so we can drop
16:50back down
16:50and get into it.
16:51and then you know what I'm
17:15doing.
17:16I can't wait
17:21for this little girl.
17:31What's your deal?
17:38Well, as you can see,
17:39most of my child care experience
17:41is directly related
17:42to early infancy.
17:43I know baby CPR,
17:44baby swim,
17:45and all baby games.
17:46I'm almost too good
17:47at peekaboo.
17:48Yeah, wow.
17:49This is very impressive.
17:51If you're concerned
17:52about my age,
17:53my reference is...
17:54No, it's not your age.
17:57It's just...
17:58It's hard to accept help.
18:00I get it,
18:01Mr. and Mrs. Fisher.
18:02It's fine.
18:02You can call us
18:03Rob and Samira.
18:04Okay.
18:05Rob and Samira.
18:07Nobody can be you
18:08but you.
18:08But rest assured,
18:09I am an excellent
18:10mother's helper.
18:11I can help you
18:12run errands
18:12and I'll just be
18:13an extra set
18:14of arms and ears
18:15so you can sit down
18:16sometimes,
18:17relax,
18:17and take a shower
18:19if you need.
18:19Right.
18:20When can you stop?
18:23And feel free
18:24to reach out
18:25to any of my references
18:26for due diligence.
18:28Michelle Obama?
18:32You need help with that?
18:33Oh, wow.
18:34No, I got it.
18:34A pro.
18:35Is that who I think it is?
18:37Oh, no.
18:38What's happening?
18:39It's Samira, right?
18:41One across the street
18:41from you.
18:42The Festersons?
18:43Agnesonville?
18:44And I went to school
18:44with Rob, God,
18:45like a million years ago.
18:47We are actually dinosaurs.
18:48It's disgusting.
18:49But it is so...
18:51So nice to meet you.
18:53So nice to meet you, too.
18:54Oh, no.
18:55Oh, no.
18:56Who is this little lady killer
18:57that smiles?
18:59But we are trying
19:00to stop him
19:00from killing so many women.
19:02Oh, you're funny.
19:03I love funny.
19:05Is your daughter
19:05as funny as you are?
19:07Well, I appreciate
19:08the suggestion,
19:09but I resemble Samira
19:10in any way.
19:11But actually,
19:12she's my client.
19:13Rory,
19:15we've met.
19:16Ainsley and I
19:17are both scouts.
19:18She's the one
19:19that beats me
19:20on cookie sales
19:20every year.
19:22I beat everyone,
19:23not just you.
19:25I'm very driven.
19:26Wish she ain't
19:26said some of that drive.
19:28Especially on our application
19:30at Hinkley Academy.
19:31Oh, I'm applying there, too.
19:33We just came
19:33from core principles,
19:34and they do not hold back.
19:36I'm so glad
19:37we finally got one here.
19:38You should come
19:38with me some time.
19:39Oh, I haven't gotten
19:41back to working out.
19:42The dreaded
19:43fourth trimester.
19:44Have you at least
19:44made it to Drinkley's?
19:45It's a resto bar.
19:46I don't get out much.
19:47Oh, you must.
19:48Drinkley's allows kids,
19:49thank God.
19:50Mommy can't cope
19:51without her gin.
19:52Mommy loves her cocktails.
19:55No, I don't.
19:55No, I don't.
19:56Yes, I do.
19:57Let's do a bump.
20:01Ugh.
20:04Bump, bump,
20:05bumpity, bump,
20:06bump, bumpin'.
20:07I got you.
20:09We should double date
20:10sometime.
20:10You, me, Rob,
20:12my husband Danny,
20:13one of Hinkley Hill's finest.
20:14Officer Daniels
20:15is your husband.
20:16Ugh.
20:17Aren't small towns
20:18just the best?
20:19We'll text.
20:22Are they always like that?
20:23Always.
20:25Ready to go?
20:25Yeah.
20:26Gotta stop
20:26one more place.
20:35Juby,
20:35you look lovely as ever.
20:36Are those new earrings
20:37or you just look prettier
20:38after lunch?
20:39I don't know
20:40how to answer that.
20:41Well, I need the regimen.
20:43Anyway,
20:44could I take a look
20:45at those Hinkley Hill's
20:46heralds we were talking
20:46about the other day?
20:47From March 2005?
20:48No, I'm sorry.
20:49They're still not back.
20:51I can tell you
20:53they are officially
20:54overdue.
20:55Overdue?
20:56That sounds like
20:56a disrespect
20:57to the whole library system.
20:58Who would have done that?
20:59I've already said
21:00too much.
21:02Confidentiality code.
21:04Hardcore like HIPAA.
21:05I see you.
21:06I guess I'll just
21:07have to come back.
21:19Oh, no.
21:20I'm married
21:21Fedora Guy.
21:23Recovering
21:23Fedora Guy?
21:25They used to love me
21:26if I relapse.
21:27I sure won't.
21:28Hey!
21:29Just kidding.
21:30Babe,
21:30are you sure
21:31you don't want me
21:31to take Miles
21:32with me to wine night?
21:33It's very baby-friendly.
21:34I've got Miles
21:35on the monitor.
21:36I'm a man
21:36who can multitask.
21:38Oh, so cute.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:42You guys need
21:43to get a room.
21:44I mean,
21:45this close
21:45to confiscating
21:46is key.
21:47I'm here
21:47to help clear.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Okay,
21:50well,
21:50you guys have fun.
21:51But don't get
21:52too lit
21:52and forget
21:53we got a baby.
21:57Check this out.
21:58I made us
22:00a nostalgia playlist.
22:12I love being
22:13able to just
22:13pop over like this.
22:14Still cannot believe
22:16that you and Megan
22:17bought the house
22:18next to my parents.
22:19Quite baby-renda.
22:21I told you
22:22it's because Megan
22:22fell in love
22:23with the open floor plan
22:24and natural light
22:25and not because
22:26I worship the altar
22:28of Don Fisher,
22:28which I absolutely do.
22:31Doesn't it feel good
22:31to Marie Kondo
22:32everything, ma'am?
22:34I'm really leaning
22:35into the whole
22:35minimalist look.
22:37Because Megan
22:37took everything?
22:39Yeah.
22:40But now
22:40I can moonwalk
22:42from any point
22:44in my house
22:45to another point
22:45in my house
22:46without hitting anything.
22:47So that's
22:48a silver lining.
22:52Can you believe this?
22:53It's insane.
22:55How did I get here?
22:56Physically
22:57or spiritually?
22:58I'm turning
22:59my childhood bedroom
23:00into a nursery
23:02for my son.
23:03I have a son.
23:04I always thought
23:05that I'd beat you
23:07to having kids,
23:08but I've never
23:10fucking beat you
23:10at anything.
23:11Hey, you beat me
23:13to getting married
23:14and then divorced
23:18and having a moustache.
23:21Look at that guy.
23:23Oh, so wispy.
23:26So wispy.
23:27I feel like
23:27my upper lip
23:28is pixelated.
23:29Puberty was not kind.
23:31You didn't tell me
23:32to shave that?
23:33I don't think
23:33you would have
23:34needed to shave.
23:35A strong sneeze
23:36and that thing
23:37would have gone.
23:47Allison's not in here.
23:50Are you surprised?
23:54No, I...
23:57I just...
23:58What?
24:01Everyone wanted
24:02to pretend
24:02like she was
24:03never even there.
24:06She probably just
24:08didn't show up
24:09for picture day.
24:15Okay, walk with me
24:16on this one.
24:17Hocus her on.
24:18Gary Wilson,
24:19retired doctor,
24:20bought what is
24:20effectively a rotting house
24:22filled with ghosts
24:23and secrets.
24:24According to insiders,
24:25there's a rumor
24:25that Allison Grant's
24:26parents killed her
24:27and buried her
24:28in the basement.
24:29And then when I
24:30confronted Gary,
24:31he said that his house
24:32had good bones.
24:33Who says that?
24:34Real estate agents,
24:36architectural preservationists.
24:38Dogs,
24:38if they could speak.
24:40Not the way
24:41he said it.
24:42How do you say it?
24:43Smirkingly.
24:44Exhibit B.
24:45What was
24:46Exhibit A again?
24:47Oh, it's the thing
24:48about the bones.
24:49Exhibit B.
24:50Rob and I
24:51saw Gary at the
24:51hardware store
24:52buying what could
24:53conceivably be described
24:54as a cart full of murder.
24:56Axis,
24:57lighter fluid,
24:58and vinyl gloves,
24:59which is
25:00shady as fuck.
25:01Exhibit C.
25:02I had a paralegal
25:03at my firm
25:04pull the records
25:05on the house
25:05and apparently
25:06it was sold
25:07to a trust.
25:08Yeah, that's right.
25:09That means that
25:09whoever this guy is,
25:11he's trying to hide
25:12his identity.
25:14Gary Wilson
25:14might not even be
25:15his real name,
25:16which leads me
25:17to two equally
25:18ineffable conclusions.
25:19If Gary bought
25:20this house
25:20because he's
25:21a murder enthusiast
25:22obsessed with
25:23the promise
25:23of a dead girl's bones,
25:25or he murdered
25:27Allison Grant
25:2820 years ago
25:29and had to come back
25:30to Hinkley Hills
25:31to bask
25:32in the sick glory
25:33of having gotten
25:34away with it.
25:36Yes.
25:37And he could
25:37strike again.
25:39Wham.
25:39Bam.
25:40Thank you, ma'am.
25:42I rest my case.
25:43Holy shit.
25:44Yeah, I don't think
25:45that makes sense.
25:47I agree that Gary
25:48is a certified asshole,
25:49but, I mean,
25:50a murderer.
25:52I mean, you know me.
25:53I will fully climb
25:55onto that conspiracy train.
25:57I mean,
25:58strap myself in,
25:59give me some snacks.
26:01Thank you, Dana.
26:02I got you, girl.
26:03I trust my gut,
26:04and my gut
26:05is screaming.
26:07Now that you mention it,
26:08I did see him
26:10in the woods
26:11at night,
26:12and it was
26:13a bit
26:15odd.
26:16If Todd says
26:17it's odd,
26:18say more.
26:21How are there
26:22more fedoras?
26:23I completely forgot
26:24how horrible
26:25magazines were
26:26about women's weights
26:27back in the day.
26:28Check this out.
26:29How to get a summer
26:29bikini body
26:30in 14 days.
26:3214 days?
26:35No wonder
26:35they all went psycho.
26:37Anything fun in there?
26:40Um,
26:41just
26:42junk.
26:43Old CDs.
26:44Old CDs?
26:46Yo!
26:47You think you got
26:48some of my old mixes?
26:49I would love
26:49to crawl under
26:50the soul
26:50of early aughts.
26:52Naveen.
26:53What's in there?
26:54Nothing.
26:55You're shrugging.
26:55I know you're being shady
26:56when you're shrugging.
26:57No, dude.
27:11It's her phone.
27:17Why the fuck
27:17do you still have
27:18her phone?
27:21I didn't know
27:21what else to do
27:22with it.
27:26You gotta get rid
27:27of it.
27:30Get rid of it.
27:31Okay,
27:32I will.
27:34I will.
27:42I couldn't really
27:43tell what he was
27:44doing.
27:44I had to give him
27:45space
27:45because I was
27:47nude.
27:48In the woods?
27:50Go on.
27:51I was
27:51moonbathing.
27:53Oh,
27:53I love you,
27:53Todd.
27:54You're such a
27:54fucking freak
27:55and I don't want
27:56you to ever change.
27:57Say more about
27:58Gary.
27:58Uh,
27:59he was
27:59digging a hole.
28:01How big?
28:02Hard to say.
28:03I mean,
28:03not big,
28:05but not small.
28:07Person sized?
28:08Yeah.
28:09Could be.
28:11Does anyone
28:12smell that?
28:13Is that smoke?
28:15I don't smell
28:16anything.
28:17Am I
28:18having a stroke?
28:19Other way around.
28:21Oh,
28:22that's a whole...
28:22Fire!
28:26There's fire.
28:31Yes,
28:32we have a fire
28:32in the woods,
28:33Ashfield Place.
28:35It's over by
28:36Ashfield Street
28:37near Ashfield Crescent.
28:38When can you get here?
28:40I don't know,
28:41What do you mean
28:41you don't know?
28:42Come on,
28:42we need urgency,
28:43man.
28:44Jesus.
28:46Lynn,
28:46get some flashlights.
28:48On it!
28:49Okay.
28:50We're gonna have
28:50to go in.
28:51Wait,
28:51shouldn't we wait
28:51for the fire trucks
28:52and let the professionals
28:53handle this?
28:53We're gonna watch
28:54our houses burn down.
28:55So you're suggesting
28:56for us to go
28:57towards the danger?
28:58Yeah,
28:58it's the only way
28:59and I'm trained
28:59in this situation,
29:00so follow my lead.
29:02Let's go.
29:03Here you go.
29:07What's she doing?
29:09Is she okay?
29:10No,
29:11she's drunk.
29:27It's very good
29:27than I thought.
29:28And what's the plan
29:30exactly?
29:32What's wrong?
29:34Ah,
29:34yeah.
29:35Damn,
29:36trick knee.
29:37It's...
29:37It just went out.
29:38Trick knee?
29:39Since when?
29:40Yeah.
29:40Go ahead,
29:41in front of me,
29:42and I'll
29:43flank the rear.
29:44Go ahead.
29:45You'll what?
29:46The rear?
29:47She's gonna
29:47flank it.
29:48Oh.
29:58What the hell?
29:59What the hell?
29:59You okay?
30:00I'm good.
30:09Is that Gary?
30:11Mr. Party Pants.
30:13What are you doing?
30:14I'm simply enjoying
30:15a bonfire on my property,
30:16which you can't seem
30:18to stay off of,
30:19can you?
30:24A fire like this,
30:26it's a little reckless.
30:27Hmm.
30:29Much like the mother
30:30of a newborn
30:31traipsing around the woods
30:32at night.
30:34How dare you?
30:35You think you know
30:37what it's like
30:38to be a new mother?
30:39Mr. Wilson!
30:40An open flame
30:42in this tinderbox
30:43with a wind forecast
30:44for tonight?
30:45Are you mad?
30:46This is a clear violation
30:47of handbook code 281.
30:49That's right.
30:50Right there
30:51on paragraph 5.
30:52Ah, yes.
30:53Which goes on
30:54to state in paragraph 6
30:55that a fire pit
30:57is permitted
30:57as long as it sits
30:58at least 10 feet away
31:00from a neighboring
31:01property line.
31:03That's right.
31:10Please let me know
31:11when you expect
31:12to begin your renovations.
31:14With historical properties
31:15like Hinkley House,
31:16you need to submit
31:17your plans
31:18to the HOA
31:19Landmark Committee
31:20for approval.
31:21I'll have everything
31:21in order.
31:22I'll give a heads up
31:23to the local inspector.
31:24He's a family friend.
31:30Paragraph 5.
31:32Bev told me
31:33you were a lawyer.
31:41Good night, neighbors.
31:47I do hope I won't
31:48have to make
31:49any more calls.
31:59Do you want a bomb
32:00buying my ass?
32:01First I'm trespassing,
32:03now I'm traipsing.
32:04Hey, how was wine night?
32:06Great.
32:07Uneventful.
32:08Where's Miles?
32:09Uh, just put him down.
32:10Why do you smell
32:11of smoke?
32:12Oh, uh,
32:13Gary built a fire pit.
32:15Gary was hanging out
32:16at wine night?
32:16No, he was in the woods.
32:18What happened?
32:19There was a little quibble.
32:20How little of a quibble?
32:21You know,
32:21words were said,
32:22things got a little heated.
32:24Babe.
32:25It's not like
32:25we're gonna be best friends.
32:26No shit.
32:28Don't you think
32:28we should know
32:28what he's up to?
32:29Well, isn't it obvious?
32:31I mean,
32:31that's why he was
32:32buying an axe
32:32and lighter fluid
32:33in the hardware store
32:34because he was
32:34building a fire pit
32:35while also being
32:36an asshole.
32:38Being into
32:38home improvements
32:39and arseholery
32:40aren't exactly
32:40mutually exclusive,
32:41are they?
32:43True.
32:44Please,
32:44can we move on
32:45from the whole
32:45Gary thing
32:46and just try to
32:48focus on our family?
32:50Speaking of which,
32:51I've got something
32:51exciting to show you.
32:59Okay,
33:00shut your eyes.
33:01I may be giving this
33:03too much as a build-up.
33:03Please make sure
33:04I don't hit a wall.
33:05Careful, careful.
33:06Right,
33:07now,
33:07it's not exactly
33:08a queer eye reveal,
33:09but it's something
33:11ready for a new
33:12generation of fishers.
33:13Okay.
33:15You've put a dent
33:16in the place.
33:21Miles Davis.
33:23There was no way
33:24I was painting
33:24this whole room
33:25without getting
33:25your approval first.
33:28It's perfect.
33:29I'm not gonna lie.
33:31Kind of matches your eyes.
33:33I also changed
33:33all of the locks
33:34to keep out the fit.
33:38Okay.
33:39No.
33:40You've done enough
33:41for the night.
33:41I'll go and
33:41take him for a walk.
33:42You sure?
33:43Yes.
33:44Honey,
33:45Miles is gonna be
33:46so happy
33:47growing up here.
33:48I love you.
33:50I love you.
33:53Good job.
33:55I'm sure.
34:05I'm just gonna say
34:07a quick goodnight.
34:27Samira.
34:28Samira,
34:29what are you doing here?
34:30I just wanted
34:31to say thank you
34:32for being there
34:33for me the past few days.
34:34Oh, well,
34:36I'm happy to be.
34:37And I'm happy
34:38you're here.
34:39For you.
34:41In case you ever need it.
34:43Oh, well.
34:45I'm honored
34:46and humbled
34:47by this symbol
34:49of your trust.
34:51And know that
34:52if you ever need someone,
34:53I mean,
34:53Rob and I are glad
34:54to keep a key safe
34:55for you, too.
34:55Oh, what a nice thought.
35:01Goodnight, Samira.
35:04Goodnight.
35:19There's something bad
35:21about to happen to me.
35:24I just hope
35:26she don't want to leave
35:28then.
35:30Don't you
35:32get me up
35:33please.
35:34Don't give up
35:36all day.
35:38I belong
35:38with you.
35:40Only you
35:42bad.
35:43Only you
35:44my girl.
35:45Only you
35:45bad.
35:46Only you
35:46darling.
35:47Only you
35:48bad.
35:48Only you
35:49my girl.
35:50Only you
35:50bad.
35:51Only you
35:52darling.
35:53Only you
35:53something bad
35:55about to happen
35:56to me.
35:59Why I feel
36:00this way
36:01I don't
36:02know
36:02maybe
36:04I think
36:05of her
36:06so much
36:06it drives me
36:07crazy
36:09I just
36:11don't
36:11want
36:11to leave
36:13then.
36:16I think
36:17you'd like
36:18our new
36:18neighbor,
36:18Marty.
36:23Goodnight,
36:24my love.
36:27family.
36:28Only you
36:28my girl,
36:29only you
36:29bad.
36:30Only you
36:31darling.
36:31Only you
36:32bad.
36:33Only you
36:34my girl.
36:35Only you
36:35bad.
36:36Only you
36:36darling.
36:37Only you
37:10What if she's fine, it's my part that's wrong, and I just, the bad thoughts, linger for
37:21far too long, don't you get me up, please, don't give up, oh, baby, I belong with you, don't
37:32be afraid, only you, my girl, only you, baby, only you, darling, only you, baby, only
37:40you, my girl, only you, baby, only you, darling, only you.
37:54Oh, my God.
38:26Way to put Ash in Ashfield.
38:28Oh, my God.
38:58Oh, my God.
39:35Oh, my God.
39:39Oh, my God.
39:57Oh, my God.
39:59Oh, my God.
39:59Oh, my God.
39:59Oh, my God.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:00Oh, my God.
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