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01:30Oh God, I don't want to go back to work.
01:32You and Miles aren't going to have too much fun without me, are you?
01:34My maternity leave is going to be spent watching a window like Bravo and learning the choreography.
01:40What the?
01:44I don't like that one bit.
01:50Strolls over.
01:56Are you sure that house is empty?
01:58Yeah, very.
01:59All right.
02:01All right.
03:26Stop!
03:27Stop!
03:28Don't leave me with these diapers!
03:36I forgot.
03:40Nice to see you.
03:41Back on Asheville Place.
03:45Why you don't... you don't remember me?
03:50Sorry.
03:51Never been good at remembering faces.
03:53That's all right.
03:54Yeah, I always liked this street.
03:56You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs?
03:59There's only one way out!
04:03Have a great day, Robert.
04:08Bye now.
04:23You're okay?
04:26Things I do for you.
04:30I have room in here.
04:42Do you want me to stay?
04:43I can call Nina, tell her I need another week.
04:47What are we watching?
04:49How long has that house been empty?
04:5120 years.
04:52Give or take.
04:54You don't think that's weird?
04:56Not really.
04:57I'm sure they've got a good reason for hanging on to it.
04:58So there's a they.
04:59Who's the they?
05:00You know.
05:01Whoever owns it.
05:02Okay, Shrug Knight.
05:04So you never thought about it?
05:05What?
05:06No, not really.
05:07Whatever.
05:08I know you gotta get to work.
05:09Naveen and I are catching the same train.
05:11Train pooling, he's calling it.
05:12But say the word and I'll stay.
05:13No, no, no.
05:14Gotta rip the band-aid off some way somehow.
05:16It'll be me, myself and I.
05:18And Miles.
05:19Together, alone for the first time.
05:20No friends or family nearby, but that's why it's good.
05:24Yeah, cause I'm...
05:25I'm not worried at all.
05:27You're giving me some very mixed signals here.
05:29Oh.
05:31Get on the train.
05:32I love you so much.
05:33Mm-hmm.
05:33I love you too.
05:34I love you too, little man.
05:35And you can call me anytime, okay?
05:37I'm the guy who saved in your phone as White Bob with the black thumbs up emoji.
05:41And it'll never change.
05:44Try to get out of the house today.
05:55Can I help you out?
05:59I'm sorry?
06:02Uh...
06:03Should he be listening to this?
06:05Uh...
06:06Well...
06:07He can't, uh, understand the words.
06:09Heh heh.
06:10Babies absorb these things.
06:12Right.
06:13Oh!
06:15Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:16You must be Rob Fisher's wife!
06:19Oh!
06:20I heard you were, uh, uh, back here to live.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Well, this is fabulous.
06:28I was wondering when I would get to meet you.
06:31Yeah.
06:31I don't get out much.
06:33I'm Lynn Gardner.
06:34I'm Samira and...
06:36That's Miles.
06:37Aw!
06:38He looks just like his mama.
06:41Samira.
06:42Such a pretty name.
06:44Is it African?
06:46Yes.
06:47Fascinating.
06:48I just live catty-corner if you ever need anything.
06:52And you must come to Wine Night.
06:54It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors dabbing and guzzling on my porch and they are dying to meet you.
07:01I'm breastfeeding, unfortunately.
07:03Oh!
07:04Pump and dump, my darling.
07:07Welcome to Ashfield Place.
07:09Hmm.
07:18Hey!
07:19Hey!
07:20I got a very important question for my big sis.
07:23Mariah.
07:24Whitney.
07:26Janet.
07:27Or Beyonce.
07:28One gotta go.
07:29I'm not about to fight with you today.
07:31Well, that's not a fight!
07:31I miss you.
07:32How's my apartment?
07:34Well, if you're referring to the artist currently known as my new apartment, it's divine.
07:39Look, girl, your taste is impeccable, okay?
07:42And these views?
07:42Exquisite.
07:43How's my nephew?
07:44Cute as hell.
07:46Aww.
07:47Yes, he is.
07:48Because we're twins.
07:50And see, that's why you go on FaceTime.
07:53And how is, uh, Hinky Mountain?
07:55Hinkly Hills is...
07:57Caucasian.
07:58That's the burbs, babes.
07:59Am I a bad mom for...
08:01bringing my melanated son out here?
08:03I don't know.
08:04Are you a bad mother for accepting a very nice house in a very nice neighborhood where there's
08:08practically no crime?
08:09Really nice schools?
08:10I mean, make it make sense.
08:11I just feel so isolated.
08:13I mean, every day is the same thing.
08:16I don't know what I'm doing.
08:17And I don't have anybody to teach me how.
08:19Well, you know she looking after you.
08:21That's what daddy say, but you can't teach somebody how to swallow a baby from heaven.
08:25Amen to that.
08:26How am I gonna get through maternity leave?
08:29I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments.
08:32I need structure and tangible goals.
08:35Bitch, I don't speak resume.
08:37I speak housewife.
08:39This is what you do.
08:40Pick up a little day drinking habit.
08:41Maybe a little pill habit or something.
08:43Something cute.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Hard to do when you got a tit gremlin.
08:46Yeah, you could have kept that one.
08:48Well, baby, you just need some friends.
08:50I have friends?
08:50I mean, in a 10-mile radius.
08:52None of your neighbors ain't no potential there?
08:54Uh, no.
08:56It's a who's who of who's not it.
08:58These people are crazy.
09:00Well, I'm just spitballing, boo.
09:01I know.
09:02I know.
09:02And I appreciate you.
09:03And I love you.
09:04And I'm gonna come and visit you soon.
09:06Okay?
09:08And I know you would've chopped Mariah.
09:09I don't know her.
09:11Love you.
09:12Bye.
09:15Naveen?
09:19Look at us.
09:21Train buddies.
09:23Commute comrades.
09:25Megan filed for divorce.
09:26What?
09:27She was waiting for me when I got home yesterday.
09:30Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs.
09:31Like, out of a bad movie?
09:34Shit.
09:35Said she's been unhappy for a long time
09:36and wants to start over while she still has her youth.
09:39Said she can't stand another day of my moodiness.
09:41I'm not even...
09:45I'm not even that moody wrong.
09:49She's fucking our dentist.
09:52Dr. James.
09:53The only one who takes my insurance.
09:54So that's fucking great.
09:56I should've known.
09:57Juve's getting way too much dental work done
09:59for someone who has perfect teeth.
10:01She does have great teeth.
10:03Right?
10:03Two cleanings in a week.
10:04She said she needed to get a filling.
10:06Oh.
10:07Fuck.
10:09Remember what you said at my bachelor party?
10:11No.
10:12I was drunken on three different classes of drugs.
10:14We were in Miami.
10:15My jaw was in Texas.
10:16You grabbed my face.
10:18And you said,
10:19Never trust a m...
10:21Anyway.
10:22Let's talk about you.
10:23Enough about me.
10:24How's the little man?
10:25Oh, God.
10:26He's the best.
10:27Perfect.
10:28I mean, he doesn't sleep.
10:29And he shits like a trucker.
10:31But...
10:32Wouldn't change it for the world.
10:33Nice.
10:34And Samira?
10:36She keeps asking questions...
10:39About the house across the street.
10:42Really?
10:43Yeah.
10:48What'd you tell her?
10:50What is there to tell?
10:52Go!
10:57Come on!
11:02Go!
11:03Go!
11:06Go!
11:09Go!
11:10Go!
11:20You have to be first.
11:28You know what? You are absolutely right.
11:38I attempted to leave the house today.
11:41During daylight hours?
11:43Yes, and I met Lynn, and she's exactly as you might have described.
11:46Nosy, an extremely abstract sense of personal space?
11:49Yeah, that's it.
11:51And, um, she invited me for drinks with the neighbors.
11:54She did?
11:55Mm-hmm.
11:56You should go. Little man and I can get some QT.
11:58I think I might. I want to see who I'll compete at.
12:0520 years, huh? So you must have known them.
12:08Who? The Grants?
12:09Ah!
12:10What?
12:10So you did know them.
12:12You're doing that thing.
12:13What thing?
12:14That thing you do when you get a little obsessed.
12:17It's the lawyer in you, you lock in.
12:19Remember your ramen conspiracy?
12:21I know it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega,
12:23but I still stand by my theory that they were running drugs with the instant noodle cups.
12:27It was right there.
12:28I mean, you were 100% onto something.
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:30I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cat.
12:32What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat?
12:34Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay?
12:35Just humor me.
12:36So tell me what you know about the creepy house family.
12:40Creepy house family.
12:42They lived across the street from us, but does anyone ever really know their neighbors?
12:47Yes, I knew my neighbors' first and last names.
12:48We were all up in each other's business.
12:49You did?
12:50Okay.
12:51Oh, by the way, speaking of being all up in each other's business, Megan left Naveen.
12:56So I guess I owe you 10 bucks.
12:57You always call it.
12:58Mm-hmm.
12:59Also, even worse, shagging the dentist.
13:02What?
13:02Yes.
13:03Oh, my gosh.
13:05Never trust Megan.
13:06That's what I said do.
13:07That's right.
13:08Allegedly.
13:10Babe.
13:12Please never leave me.
13:13Where am I gonna go?
13:15Oh, yeah.
13:15You're a trap now.
13:18Love you, honey.
13:19Love you, too.
13:20And if I cheat, I won't be the dentist.
13:22Thanks, babe.
13:23That means a lot.
13:24Somebody we don't know.
13:26Wow.
13:34The next time that beast uses my lawn as its personal port-a-potty, I am gonna get out
13:40my glue gun.
13:41Well, break out the crayons and color me thrilled.
13:45It's Samara.
13:46So close.
13:47Come, come, come.
13:49Sit, sit, sit.
13:51Oh, this is Rob Fisher's way.
13:53Oh, from across the street.
13:55Dana Richards is the name.
13:56It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance.
13:58Likewise, Samira.
14:01Samira.
14:02Oh, I'm so bad with names.
14:04We haven't seen you around before.
14:06We were starting to think that Rob made you up.
14:08No, no, I'm real.
14:09Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples.
14:14Now, Dana is a retired Marine.
14:18Oh.
14:18Very distinguished.
14:19Lots of medals.
14:21Wow.
14:22Also, I'm a real handy-andy.
14:24I have noticed, not to be nosy, but you have some spots on your fence that are pretty effed
14:29up, and I can fix those for you.
14:31I'm here for it, because the only screwdriver I'm familiar with contains vodka.
14:35Oh, and here's Todd.
14:37Hi.
14:39Hi.
14:40Todd is a man of few syllables.
14:42I don't think I've seen you around here before.
14:45You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
14:50Which one of us is the murderer?
14:55Your face.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:59It's okay.
15:00We all know that suburbia is a spectator sport.
15:03You have not seen me.
15:04My home shares no sight lines with yours, and I keep out ours.
15:08What do you do?
15:10This and that.
15:14What do you and Rob do?
15:16I'm a civil litigation attorney.
15:18Hello, CEO.
15:19I don't know what that is, but good for you.
15:22Yeah, Rob is a book editor.
15:23Oh, how'd you meet him?
15:25A Kate Renata concert, actually.
15:27Kate Renata.
15:28I'm going to look her up.
15:30Let me know what you find.
15:31Rob seems like he's romantic.
15:34He is.
15:34So how long have you guys lived here?
15:37Well, for me, just a couple years.
15:39I wanted something with nature, but my wife's idea of outdoorsiness is like a restaurant with a patio,
15:45so this was our compromise.
15:48And then she got deployed.
15:50She's in the military, too.
15:52Cannot confirm or deny.
15:54Honestly, despite what two decades of daytime television tell you, there are a lot of people
16:00that don't care for middle-aged lesbians.
16:03But I felt welcome for the most part.
16:06She's been here for frickin' ever.
16:08Not as long as some.
16:09Marty and I moved here 15 years ago.
16:11Marty.
16:12I can't wait to meet him.
16:13Um, unfortunately, he passed.
16:16Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry.
16:19Heart attack.
16:20It's been almost half a year, but I still feel his presence every day.
16:27Anyway, these wine nights really help.
16:32It's a bit like family.
16:34That's right.
16:35When you have neighbors, you're never alone, even when you want to be.
16:40How'd you city kids end up here?
16:42Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know, they, uh, retired to one of those timeshare
16:46cruise ships last month.
16:47That's a choice.
16:48Not mine, but a choice.
16:50Well, they had been asking us to come out here.
16:52We didn't want to leave the city, but our building got broken into.
16:55We just felt like maybe we should, we should try it out, at least temporarily.
17:00Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us.
17:05So, what's the deal with that Victorian house?
17:10Chainsaw massacre, satanic cult, a jilted bride who severed the head of her lost unfaithful
17:16lover?
17:18It's haunted as shit.
17:20The lights go on and off all the time by themselves.
17:22I've seen that.
17:23It could just be filthy wiring.
17:25A skeptic.
17:25I like it.
17:27Lynn, you're the resident historian.
17:29Catch her up.
17:30Well, it was a little before my time.
17:32A family lived there.
17:34The Grants.
17:35Yes.
17:36And they had a daughter who...
17:38Died.
17:39In the house?
17:41There have been whispers of mysterious circumstances surrounding her passing, maybe even...
17:49Murder.
17:50And then the parents moved away and never sold the house.
17:56So it just sits there, rotting, pissing off the HOA.
18:01God, I would give my left tent to go over there and do a little ghost hunt.
18:06Hi, everyone.
18:07It's cookie time.
18:09It's like she just knows when my sugar drops.
18:11Rory likes to prey on vulnerable shard sippers.
18:15Well, business is much more lucrative in this neighborhood than in mine.
18:17The usual.
18:18And keep the change, honey.
18:20Hey, I saw a stroller at your door.
18:22I am a great mother's helper, if that's something that might interest you.
18:25How old are you?
18:2613 next month.
18:27I have my CPR certification and badges in child development, early literacy, and swaddling.
18:32Swaddling?
18:33Mm-hmm.
18:33Okay, some flowers count.
18:35My business card.
18:36Feel free to reach out anytime.
18:38You're a notary public?
18:39Mm-hmm.
18:58It's like they heard us.
19:00After all this time?
19:02I would love a plot twist.
19:17You'd really like this podcast.
19:19It's two guys talking about medieval construction techniques.
19:22You are so boring.
19:23You're so hot when you cook.
19:24Thanks, babe.
19:26How are the neighbors?
19:27Uh, good.
19:28A bit weird.
19:29Yeah, well, this is a cul-de-sac.
19:30What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
19:32People are weird.
19:32I don't think people are weird in cul-de-sacs.
19:34Wait, is it cul-de-sac?
19:36Like, attorneys general?
19:37This is giving and get out.
19:39Yeah, I hear you.
19:42Look, when my family first moved here, some people didn't know how to feel about us.
19:46But it's a nice area.
19:48And people like to think of themselves as nice.
19:50So, they try to act nice.
19:53Until they're actually nice.
19:55That's nice.
19:56Don't get me wrong.
19:57I was still a sad little kid until I found my people.
19:59By his people, he means an awkward, gangly tween with a funny accent that had just been dragged
20:04across the pond for his dad's new job.
20:06Funny accent?
20:07What are you talking about, dude?
20:08Your accent pulled.
20:09Still pulls if we're being honest.
20:11You know, the girls called him Prince Rob.
20:13I don't think that's true.
20:14It's so true.
20:15Did you know the Victorian's for sale?
20:20Really?
20:21I'm assuming that's what the for sale sign means.
20:23Yeah, that would indicate that.
20:25So, why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there?
20:30What are you talking about, dude?
20:31That's just small-town gossip.
20:33Alison.
20:35So, what happened to Alison?
20:39I, honestly, like, it was so long ago that I don't remember a lot from that.
20:43But you did know her?
20:46Uh, yeah, but in the same way that anybody knows a neighbor.
20:50Why wouldn't you tell me that?
20:52Because I didn't think it was relevant, babe.
20:54It was, like, 20 years ago.
20:56There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills the safest town in America.
20:58Mm-hmm.
21:00Okay.
21:01Well, is there anything else you want to tell me about this place?
21:05Oh.
21:15Completed in 1902, Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder, H. Horace Hinkley.
21:21The mining magnate and philanthropist purchased 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898 and
21:29developed it into the thriving suburb that bears his name.
21:33Today, Hinkley Hills is more than just an idyllic bedroom community.
21:38It is a shining example of fellowship and family values.
21:41Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America.
22:09Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America.
22:14Here we go.
22:21Oh, hello.
22:23How may I help you?
22:24Do you have a periodical section?
22:25Collections of old newspapers?
22:27Microfiche, maybe?
22:28I'm doing okay.
22:29Thank you for asking.
22:30Oh.
22:31I'm sorry.
22:32I am a new mom and I'm practically feral.
22:35I understand.
22:37Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin.
22:41To answer your question, yes, we have bound copies of all the Hinkley Hills heralds dating
22:48back to 1946.
22:50Is there a particular date you're interested in?
22:53March 15th, 2005.
22:56One moment, please.
23:14I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out.
23:18Really?
23:18It's due back in a week.
23:20You can come back for it then.
23:22It's a date, Judy.
23:43Bill, you missed a spot, dear.
24:00Oh, shit, she about to tell her.
24:03Mm-mm-mm.
24:04It's not even her house.
24:07What's she feeding that doll?
24:12She gonna be mad when she get cussed out, folks.
24:17Oh, my goodness.
24:23You are not gonna believe this.
24:27Oh, my gosh.
24:29I know.
24:30So are we gonna go in?
24:32Do white ladies love salads?
24:33Hell, yeah, we're going in.
24:35BRB, I'm gonna go get Lynn.
24:36Rob, honey, if you were awake,
24:38I would've asked what you thought,
24:39but oh, oh, well.
24:48I just got a chill.
24:51Anybody else got a chill?
24:57I'll do it.
24:58I was gonna offer,
24:59but it seems like you already offered.
25:03Oh, it's stuck.
25:05Oh, well.
25:27Everybody be cool.
25:29I could not be less cool right now.
25:34This place looks like a museum
25:37or a mausoleum.
25:39Oh.
25:40That's why the lights are on.
25:42You're a stage in the house.
25:45Hiya, homebuyers.
25:46How can I help you?
25:47We are looking for an enormous house
25:49for our niece.
25:52Um, we would love a tour.
25:57Follow me.
25:58The owners have instructed
26:00that interior photography
26:01is not permitted.
26:03This is a library.
26:06Very tasteful.
26:07We enjoy literacy.
26:09All of the flooring
26:10is original to the house,
26:12which is built in the Queen Anne style.
26:14As you can imagine,
26:15a little love
26:16and a professional sander
26:17will go a long way.
26:20Oh, feel free
26:21to show yourselves around.
26:22Excuse me.
26:23Hello there.
26:23Welcome.
26:25They discriminate
26:26against older female buyers.
26:27This always happens.
26:28Oh, please.
26:29Our niece,
26:30you're a really bad liar.
26:31Well,
26:32I had to get him
26:33to take the bait
26:33or he might have thrown us out.
26:35Well, it's an open house,
26:36so by definition...
26:37I'm going to peek around.
27:06I'm going to peek around.
27:12This is the ugliest kitchen
27:14I've ever seen.
27:26Oh, no, no, no.
27:37When did you get here?
27:41Okay.
28:22That's creepy.
28:32Oh, absolutely not.
28:35Absolutely not.
28:36Everything okay, ma'am?
28:38Yes, I'm good.
28:39Great house.
28:40Beautiful house.
28:58Can you believe it?
29:00After 20 years...
29:01End of an era.
29:03So, any intel
29:04on our new neighbors-to-be?
29:05It was an all-cash deal.
29:08Quick escrow, too.
29:09Hmm, they must have
29:10really wanted it.
29:11He.
29:12Just he.
29:13Go on.
29:14A doctor.
29:15How'd you find that out?
29:17I have my ways.
29:18He installed a security system,
29:20which, in my expert opinion,
29:22is overkill
29:22for a private residence.
29:24You would only need
29:25a security system
29:26that robust
29:27if you are in danger
29:28or you have something
29:30or you have something
29:30to hide.
29:31Or both.
29:32I've never heard you
29:33say so many words
29:33at once.
29:34Well,
29:35I wish him luck
29:36with the Munster mansion,
29:38and I hope he has
29:39a good contractor
29:40and a good exorcist.
29:54What?
29:55What are you doing...
29:59What?
30:04What?
30:13What time is it?
30:142 a.m.
30:17Something's not right out there.
30:19Okay, that is so weird.
30:25Is that...
30:26No.
30:41Yeah.
30:42Uh-uh.
30:43That was about the new neighbor.
30:44But I'm sad and starving.
30:46Too bad.
30:46I'm being nice.
30:47Isn't this the kind of place where the neighbors act nice until they are nice?
30:51I did say that.
30:52Yes, you did.
30:53Your mother's up to something.
30:55What?
30:55I just want to know what his deal is, don't you?
30:57Maybe he doesn't have a deal.
30:59A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house at 2 a.m.?
31:02Come on.
31:03He definitely has a deal.
31:04That is weird, weird.
31:07When did you pick that up?
31:08Ninja.
31:10Ninja.
32:03I got him.
32:05Five minutes on the left boob, and he was out like a light.
32:07That's great, babe.
32:08Great? It's a miracle.
32:10Okay, if he can go to sleep when it's dark outside
32:11in a stationary position, that is a game-changer.
32:14A life-affirming moment.
32:17What are you looking at?
32:19Your brownies are still there.
32:22Wait, really?
32:24Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies?
32:27Maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten?
32:29Then throw him out and give us the plate back.
32:30That's a good plate.
32:31It doesn't make sense.
32:33Everyone likes brownies.
32:34They're the Beyoncé of dessert.
32:36And if they don't, they're just being contrary.
32:38They're just being contrary, Jinx.
32:39Maybe he just didn't see you put in there.
32:41The camera was on, on.
32:44Sorry, I just love it when you get all lawyer-y.
32:46Order in the court!
32:47Oh, counsel, please approach the bench.
32:49I object.
32:50Is there anything else you've noticed?
32:52Curtains opening and closing?
32:54Could he be watching us?
32:55Definitely could be.
32:57I think we better...
33:03He always knows.
33:04No.
33:05I got too cocky.
33:06I flew too close to the sun,
33:07and now he's punishing me like a tiny, vengeful god.
33:11It's all right.
33:12I'm gonna go drive him around.
33:13Okay.
33:17I'm coming, I'm coming.
33:25I'll be back in a sec.
33:27Love you.
33:28Love you.
33:28Love you.
33:29Get some rest.
33:30Come on.
33:41Fuck it.
33:46Reclaiming my plate.
33:49What's he think he is.
33:51Not eatin' my brownies.
33:52I love my brownies.
33:53I eat out my damn self.
34:22He can keep the damn place.
34:24I'll be back in a sec.
34:24Get some rest.
34:30Get some rest.
34:39I'll be back in a sec.
34:39Oh, shit!
34:42Shit!
34:42Shit!
34:43Shit!
34:43Shit!
34:43Shit!
34:44Shit!
34:45What the hell?
34:51Shit!
34:53Shit!
35:11Is everything all right?
35:12Andrake, it's him.
35:14What's happening?
35:15We got a call about a trespasser at the old Grand House.
35:17Guess who matches the description.
35:20Hey!
35:22What the hell is going on?
35:23New owners said they saw a black person skulking around the property.
35:27This is a big misunderstanding.
35:29Is it?
35:30Because apparently it happened twice.
35:31I was just dropping off brownies.
35:32This is my wife.
35:34In our house, where we live with our son.
35:37Fuck off.
35:40Robert Fisher.
35:42Danny Daniels.
35:43From high school.
35:45I heard you moved back.
35:49Baby, it's okay.
35:50Mommy's...
35:51Sorry, man.
35:52You know we gotta take the call.
35:53This is nuts.
35:55Ah, consider this drop, my good man.
35:59Aw.
36:01Yeah, don't worry about it.
36:02They all kind of look like that at that age.
36:06Robert Fisher.
36:08As I live and breathe,
36:10you folks have a great evening.
36:16Did you just thank the cops?
36:19Oh, shit.
36:21But...
36:21What is wrong with me?
36:24Sorry, babe.
36:27We can't live across the street from someone like that.
36:30I mean, what would have happened if I hadn't gotten there when I did?
36:40What's up, man?
36:40This is some bullshit.
36:42That freak, Narc, will rue the day he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills.
36:45Huh, yeah.
36:46Just used rue the day in a sentence.
36:48You're welcome.
36:50You're welcome.
36:51Hey.
36:51Hey.
36:53Todd told me what happened.
36:54I heard it on the police scanner.
36:57What the hell?
36:58What do you need, babe?
37:00You need some wine?
37:01How about some ice cream?
37:02You want a hit, man?
37:03I know people.
37:04I'm people.
37:05Say the word.
37:06Okay, we can hold on the latter, but I could use some wine.
37:10Yeah, that's the cure-all for all.
37:12Even racial profiling?
37:13We share your rage.
37:15He will not last long here.
37:18Spoken like a true hater.
37:19I love this energy, my dude.
37:20Oh, there's the sommelier now.
37:22Oh, Rob.
37:24This is lunacy of outrageous proportions.
37:27We won't stand for it.
37:29Should I get some glasses?
37:30Yes.
37:31Yes, I got you.
37:31Please, make your...
37:32Come here.
37:33Yeah.
37:33Shove over.
37:35I think we should all sleep here tonight.
37:38Safety in numbers.
37:39Hunker down.
37:39Someone should always be on watch, right?
37:41Like in the Marines?
37:42I will be out front the entire time.
37:45Okay, good.
37:45I've had a lot of coffee, so I'll stay up all night.
37:49Sleep out there like a...
37:50Todd, we gotta, like, stick together right now and form an alliance.
37:55Right.
37:56I'm a lone wolf.
37:56You said a united front.
37:57I got some big-ass flashlights I'm gonna bring over about...
38:00Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines?
38:02I had a lot of stuff in the garage.
38:04I just have to remember the password for that case.
38:07Oh, wow.
38:21Are those fireflies?
38:25Yeah.
38:28I always wanted to see fireflies growing up, but you can't see them in the city.
38:32It's like spotting a fairy in the wild.
38:39It's not fair.
38:42I was just starting to feel at home here.
38:45There's space.
38:47And the community.
38:52I damn sure don't want to drag no stroll up for a flight to stairs.
39:04I think we should stay.
39:07I want Miles to have fireflies.
39:10And our family's not gonna be run out by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
39:19We're doing this.
39:21Hell yeah, we're doing this.
39:34Coming in?
39:36In a minute.
39:39I want to smell this sweet suburban hair.
39:41I want to smell this sweet suburban hair.
39:48I want to smell this sweet suburban hair.
40:12Oh, shit.
40:38Have a nice day.
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