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00:19Meet George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:21George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:24Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:27Remember that now.
00:28They are fourth graders at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School,
00:32home of the Purple Dragon Singalong Friends,
00:34where you might hear them described as...
00:37Disruptive!
00:37Bad attituded!
00:39But we think of them as smart and sweet.
00:41Know my rule!
00:42Please stay off the dirt!
00:43And a bit silly.
00:45Silliness that can get them in a lot of trouble.
00:48Smell your own stinky feet!
00:51With this guy, school principal, Mr. Krupp.
00:59Did you call me?
01:00Because I thought I...
01:02No!
01:05Your mother called.
01:06I'm in a meeting!
01:08So George and Harold made comic books.
01:10We're cool.
01:11Me too!
01:11But they had a mean old principal who told them what to...
01:14Blah, blah, blah, blah!
01:15So they got a hypno ring and first they made him dance.
01:18Then accidentally, kind on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:21Chool-a-la!
01:22With the snap, he's the captain, not the brightest man.
01:26And don't forget when he gets wet, you're back where you began.
01:28Blah, blah, blah!
01:29Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:32Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song!
01:36By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
01:37Chool-a-la!
01:38The Frenzied Farts of Flabby Flabulous!
01:41Chapter 1.
01:42P.E. is P.U.
01:53Are...
01:54Are we supposed to...
01:55No!
01:56You're out there being a disturbance to the world while you're supposed to be in P.E.
02:02Uh, we have a note from the doctor.
02:04That note is from a vet!
02:07I was feeling sheepish.
02:08My dogs hurt.
02:10I was catatonic.
02:12I felt eel.
02:13My throat was hoarse.
02:15I was elephant!
02:18That doesn't really matter.
02:19Yeah.
02:20We apologize for the bad puns.
02:22If you would like these seconds of your life back, stuff marshmallows in your mouth.
02:25Nothing will happen, but I got marshmallows.
02:28Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
02:35Hmm, hmm.
02:38Mmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
02:45Eh,voy...
02:45Aha!
02:46Rule number 6,324.
02:49It is against the rules for any student to ride a water buffalo or any type of bison to the
02:55weight.
03:01Ah-ha! Incomplete P.E. credits may be cause for indefinite Saturday detention!
03:07You just wrote that in there!
03:08P.E.
03:08But Mr. Meader, the gym coach, doesn't like us.
03:11Nobody likes you!
03:12We like us.
03:13Me too.
03:14Isn't there any possible thing we could possibly do to possibly get out of P.E.?
03:18Possible.
03:19Chapter 2. No, there's none.
03:23Heads up, if you flabby flabs want to pass P.E., you will need to move the scale to pass
03:31P.E.
03:37If you're unable to do so, you flabby flabs could repeat Jim for up to 22 years.
03:4722 years more or total?
03:49Hey, this is Jim, no math.
03:51Uh, I don't think we can stay in elementary school for 22 years.
03:55Why not?
03:55I did.
03:56And no math!
03:57Okay, Erica, we'll start with you.
03:59Mr. Meader, while perusing the school's bylaws in an attempt to serve justice, I find my extracurricular athletics, a.k
04:06.a. modern dance class, can and will exclude me from said proposed activities.
04:13I'm out.
04:13All right, Jessica, you're up.
04:15Actually, um, Mr. Meader, we are having the festival of good har and my har is so good.
04:22Har?
04:23Har.
04:24Har?
04:24Har.
04:25Har.
04:25Har.
04:27Har.
04:29Har.
04:29Har.
04:29Har.
04:32Ugh.
04:33I, like, have a note for my har stylist that I can't mess my har hair, so... yeah.
04:42I guess that just leaves you three.
04:44Those two, actually.
04:46I will be leaving shortly.
04:48You think you're pretty smart, y-y-y-y-y-y-y, don't you, Sneadley?
04:52Yes.
04:52Melvin Sneadley, in fact, is very smart.
04:55From a young age, Melvin displayed immense talent at designing and building contraptions that are actually beyond the reach of
05:00modern science.
05:02But we're ignoring that.
05:04He's also a snivelly, gray, grubbing tattletail.
05:06They got a frog!
05:08I present the Pump It Upinator 2000 for a better body.
05:14Nice save, Melvin!
05:17We owe you!
05:17Get your filthy hands away!
05:19Go team.
05:20With this, I will be able to accelerate and protract muscular cell growth and produce...
05:26Huh?
05:27Produce!
05:38Massive muscle strength!
05:40Take a look at your anime in Chicago and get your system ë¹¼-ly!
05:42Gah!
06:08RBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR ans
06:21melvin wait up can we please use your pumping up a nader to get out of p.e now yesterday
06:26you
06:27ruined my presentation the time toad 2000 is able to leap back and forth in the space-time
06:32continuum and it is powered by a single element found only in peanut butter peanut butter the
06:39molecular basis of random change in gravitational impulse drive engages forces previously unknown
06:44and now to add the peanut butter
07:05didn't have breakfast we were hungry
07:09all right flabby flabs since the strength meter is broken you can leave you can do laps carrying
07:16brunhilda brunhilda was a couch so heavy it had been the scourge of students since forever some
07:23say it contains the mummified bodies of the last 95 gym teachers going back some 400 years others
07:28said it was just full of coins which it was 10 laps around the gym and leave it right where
07:33it is a
07:34great idea mr. meaner oh yeah I thought so you did it again no wonder you teach gym yep now
07:42get to it
07:43yep yep yep yep I'm refilling my drink this is not gonna be easy don't have to move it it's
07:51already
07:51right where it started right where it started oh oh yeah in that case good in that case george and
08:00harold did what they always do when they found a loophole or skirted some responsibility they made a
08:33comic book
08:35Flabby Flabulous!
08:36Once there was a skinny guy named Flabby and he had a huge butt and he loved it.
08:40He was like his bestest friend.
08:41I was looking for a walk.
08:42But he thought people with small butts were dumb and missing out.
08:44We're having lots of fun, Flabby.
08:46No, you're missing out and dumb.
08:47Even though Flabby was happy with his big butt, people made fun of him and they called
08:51him Flabby Flabulous.
08:52He liked that name and got t-shirts made, but nobody bought them.
08:55That made him really mad.
08:55So he went around town, he crushed all t-shirt stores.
08:58Then he crushed Captain Underpants' favorite underwear store.
09:01And who was in it?
09:01Captain Underpants!
09:02You can't crush buildings, especially underwear stores.
09:05And Flabby said, yes I can because I am.
09:07Wait, stop Flabby Flabulous!
09:08Captain Underpants tried to fight him, but he couldn't get past Flabby's big butt.
09:12I know what to do!
09:13I will give him a wedgie power!
09:14Captain Underpants pulled an extra pair of underwear from his utility waistband.
09:17They're too small!
09:18So he looked for something bigger to give him a wedgie.
09:21Luckily, there was an underwear factory and their flagpole had a huge pair of underwear.
09:25Captain Underpants was about to grab the underwear when Flabby made a big floor!
09:28Captain Underpants flew back to try again, but Flabby blasted him right through the panels
09:32of the comic book!
09:33Flabby didn't see him enter the next page, got surprised, and Captain Underpants got
09:37Flabby stuck in a huge smoke sack on the factory!
09:39Flabby couldn't stop his fart and finally, kaboom!
09:41He launched into space and flew all the way to Uranus where the aliens there loved Big
09:46Butt, and Heath was the biggest!
09:48He was like a god!
09:49And so he stayed!
09:51The end!
09:51Mop, mop, mop!
09:53So good!
09:54Let's go make copies!
09:56But as George and Harold exited the gym, Mr. Meaner came back with his leaky soup pot of soda.
10:02Don't drink soda from my leaky soup pot!
10:12You didn't mean to!
10:13Report to the principal's office!
10:15But wait!
10:20Captain Underpants and the frenzied farts of Flabby Flabulous!
10:30You know those people who can't take a joke?
10:33So do we.
10:34Chapter 3.
10:34Mad.
10:35Madder.
10:36Maddest.
10:36So, in my office two times in one day, that's fantastic!
10:41If you hit 500 visits in one school year, I can send you to a work farm where you milk
10:46goats!
10:50Now what do you have to say?
10:52Um, that was gross.
10:53That's enough out of you!
10:54Just like in a court of law, you're guilty until proven innocent.
10:57Um, I think it's actually the other way.
11:00No thinking!
11:01This is school!
11:01Now, without passing P.E., indefinite Saturday detention!
11:06Please!
11:07No!
11:07Can't we do something else?
11:09Sure!
11:09You could do a lap around the Earth!
11:12And bring me a flag from every country!
11:16That's 29,000 miles!
11:18And 196 flags!
11:20Stop pretending you've learned things here!
11:21Do you want to be in more trouble?
11:22You two are in more trouble!
11:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
11:25Protocol, Mr. Meaner.
11:26Oh, right.
11:26Okay, sorry.
11:28Mr. Meaner is here to see you.
11:30Send him in.
11:30You two are in more trouble!
11:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
11:33What?
11:33This comic of yours is making fun of me!
11:35I am mad!
11:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
11:37Hey, hey, hey!
11:38I'm the one getting mad!
11:39Oh, yeah?
11:40Look how mad I am!
11:42Gah!
11:43Saffluck!
11:45Gah!
11:50Gah!
11:51Gah!
11:56Gah!
11:57Gah!
11:58Gah!
11:58Gah!
12:00Gah!
12:00Gah!
12:00Gah!
12:01Gah!
12:01Gah!
12:02Gah!
12:02Gah!
12:02Gah!
12:04Gah!
12:04Gah!
12:04Gah!
12:05Gah!
12:08Gah!
12:09Therefore, a new hope, but not for long.
12:11We can't run around the Earth.
12:13How are we gonna pass P.E.?
12:15Gat, batter, har.
12:16We gotta pass that strength test.
12:18Hey, look.
12:28The pump it up-inator.
12:30What if we use that on us?
12:34Let's turn it all the way up.
12:35More is always better.
12:37So good.
12:37Meanwhile, this was still happening.
12:50It's ready!
13:05I'm gonna get you two!
13:07What?
13:08What?
13:13Mr. Neener?
13:25Whoa!
13:26He's got a huge butt.
13:29A really huge butt.
13:31What?
13:34Wow.
13:36A really, really huge butt.
13:40You did this!
13:42He turned into Flabby Flabulous.
13:44How does this happen to us?
13:46Don't overthink it.
13:47I'm getting you!
13:49I'm coming after you!
13:50This won't help us pass P.E.
13:51But I think we should-
13:52Run!
14:06Yeah!
14:07No!
14:07No!
14:19Yeah!
14:25Where are you?
14:26You can't hide from me.
14:29I'm gonna get you.
14:30We have a music room.
14:35Oh, sorry.
14:38This is terrible.
14:39I know.
14:40Luckily, sound effects aren't that expensive.
14:44Do you think he'll find us?
14:46There you are.
14:47Ah!
15:06Why does he have that scary laugh?
15:08He's a gym teacher.
15:11Incoming!
15:12Chapter 5. Things Fall Apart.
15:14Uh, apart.
15:15As George and Harold continued to run from Flabby Flabulous, it became more and more obvious that they needed something
15:20special.
15:21We need something special.
15:22And that special thing was...
15:24An ice cream flavor named after us.
15:26Yes!
15:27Captain Underpants and Captain Underpants!
15:30Come on, we've got to go find Mr. Krupp.
15:31In case you missed it at the beginning of the show, Mr. Krupp is Captain Underpants.
15:36It was all in the theme song, which, well, we'll just play it for you real quick.
15:39Mr. Krupp plus finger snap equals Captain Underpants.
15:43Hold on, someone's crying.
15:45All you're hearing is the sound of hair despair.
15:47Or should I say, har to spar.
15:51Jessica!
15:52Are you...
15:53Uh, are you okay?
15:55I don't know!
15:57How's my har?
16:00Uh, maybe there's one little hair sticking out over...
16:04What?
16:05No!
16:06No, no, no, no, no!
16:09Mr. Krupp?
16:10Mr. Krupp?
16:11He's not here.
16:13Mr. Krupp actually was there, of course, trapped inside the big metal cabinet that he'd been shaking to prove how
16:18angry he was.
16:18George, Harold, prepare to be Flabbified!
16:25At least Flobby Flabbulous doesn't know where we...
16:27There you are!
16:29Drek!
16:33Mm-hmm.
16:34Uh, Tra-la-la!
16:36Uh, uh!
16:40Ha!
16:40Ha!
16:42Ya!
16:43Tra-la-la!
16:45Captain Underpants!
16:46Tra-la-oh!
16:49We need your help!
16:50With what?
16:51With that!
16:51Get ready to be Flabby Cake!
16:56Whoa...
16:57Ugh...
16:57Where's Captain Underpants?
16:59Ha!
17:02In the name of all that is pre-shrunk and cutteney!
17:05Let's get out of here!
17:07My leg, I'm trapped!
17:09Ha!
17:11Ha!
17:12Ha!
17:12Ha!
17:13Well, get untrapped!
17:14Those cheeks are closing fast!
17:16Ha!
17:16Ha!
17:18Ha!
17:19Ha!
17:21Ha!
17:22Ha!
17:23Ha!
17:24Ha!
17:26Ha!
17:27Ha!
17:28Ha!
17:29Ha!
17:29Ha!
17:29Ha!
17:31Ha!
17:32We interrupt the program with this warning.
17:34The following scenes are so violent and naughty, you are not allowed to see them.
17:37We interrupt this interruption to inform you that the violence will now be presented in
17:40Clip-A-Roma for your safety.
17:42Punching cheek to cheek.
17:44Great Big Bummer.
17:47Tushy Tootsie Tickle.
17:49Ha ha!
17:51And...
17:54Having taken a big hit from Flabby Flabulous, Captain Underpants realized he had to dig deeper.
17:59So he reached into his utility waistband and produced...
18:02Ha!
18:03Ha!
18:03And produced...
18:06And produced...
18:07Wedgie Power!
18:09Aha!
18:10This is a lot like the comic.
18:13We're good that way.
18:14I must summon my wedgie power to defeat this villain!
18:18Uh-oh!
18:19Too small!
18:20You'll never give me a wedgie, loser!
18:22I'm too flabulous!
18:24Yeah, yeah, yeah!
18:24Here!
18:35Try this on!
18:37No!
18:37You try this on!
18:40At this point, you may wish to turn down the smell on your television.
18:44Whoa!
18:45Ah!
18:47Ah!
18:49Ah!
18:50Oh!
18:57Ah!
18:58Huh?
18:59Ah!
19:01Ah!
19:01Ah!
19:02I don't know if I can do this.
19:04Wait, what if you taunt him like crazy,
19:06and he makes a blast so hard
19:08that it sends you all the way around the Earth?
19:10And while he's still looking backward to see where you went,
19:12you come flying around from the other side of the planet
19:14and knock him out like this.
19:17Chapter 6.
19:18To make a long story short, it worked.
19:22Wait, we don't get to see that?
19:24No, we're almost out of show.
19:25Aw, man!
19:26Well, all right.
19:33Hey, Flabby, give me your best shot!
19:36Which he did, with a sound so offensive,
19:38we can't let you hear it.
19:40Well, all right.
19:41What?
19:42It looked like this.
19:52Ah!
19:53Ah!
19:55Ah!
19:56Ah!
19:57Ah!
19:57Ah!
19:58Flabby's knocked out!
20:00So is Captain Underpants!
20:02If he doesn't wake up, he won't be able to fly!
20:05Can we catch him?
20:06We're not strong enough for that!
20:08Can we, uh, get out of the way?
20:10Wait, what about Melvin?
20:12Melvin!
20:13He's got those huge muscles!
20:14Melvin!
20:15Melvin!
20:16Look, there's Melvin!
20:17Melvin!
20:18We need you to...
20:19What happened to your arm?
20:21Yeah, the Pumpin' Upinator!
20:22The effects of the Pumpin' Upinator are temporary.
20:24It wears off.
20:26I don't want those dumb arms all the time.
20:27It's too hard to make my bed.
20:29Yeah!
20:30Great reason.
20:31He's falling!
20:32We need to use this!
20:34We need strength!
20:35Massive strength!
20:36We need to catch, uh, something!
20:38No, period.
20:39Way, period.
20:40Come on, Melvin!
20:41It's a muscle emergency!
20:43Nope!
20:43Not gonna happen.
20:47No!
20:50My heart!
20:51My heart!
20:52My heart!
20:53My heart!
20:56Suddenly, Jessica Gordon, whose hair had never done anything for anyone except Jessica Gordon,
21:02became a major player in this story, as her now gigantic locks could provide a soft, strong,
21:07and safe landing for Captain Underpants.
21:10Hooray!
21:11Except they didn't.
21:12Aw, man!
21:14Sophie won!
21:15And other Sophie!
21:16Ugh!
21:16Look at my heart!
21:17Jessica, come back!
21:19He's got no place to land!
21:21It's a birdbath!
21:22Come on!
21:28And, of course, water turns Captain Underpants back into Mr. Kraut.
21:34What?
21:35What?
21:35What?
21:36Wait.
21:37Aren't you two supposed to be running?
21:39Where are my clothes?
21:41Where are my clothes?
21:42Here, Mr. Kraut.
21:44You can wrap yourself in these.
21:45The flags you wanted.
21:46All 196.
21:47From a lap around the world.
21:48What?
21:49You got the flags?
21:51You!
21:52Where are my clothes?
21:53And, although they didn't say it wasn't them that went around the world, he did accept
21:57the flags, and he grudgingly gave them their P.E. credits.
22:00Wait.
22:00What about Mr. Meaner?
22:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:03You're about to perish in a flamelange!
22:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:08Isn't that effect supposed to wear off?
22:09Yeah!
22:10Which is exactly what happened.
22:13Ooh!
22:14Ooh!
22:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:18Come on, boys.
22:19I mean, let's be reasonable here.
22:21I mean, please, you can have your P.E. credits if you don't take a picture.
22:24We already got our credits.
22:29Teamwork.
22:30You think they'll mind?
22:31It's a positive message.
22:32Hey, guys!
22:33Now that I have the world's best hair, can I use this dryer thingy again?
22:38No!
22:40Ah!
22:54Bye!
22:56Bye!
23:24.
23:54.
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