The Experts (1989) Official Trailer HD

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Two abducted Americans are going to tell the Russians everything they know. Poor Russia.   Travis and Wendell are two down-on-their-luck New Yorkers who think they're relocating to a small town in Nebraska to open a nightclub. What they don't know is they've actually been abducted by a KGB operative and flown to the Soviet Union, where they'll unwittingly serve as "experts" on all things cool in America. The town, created expressly for KGB spies-in-training, is meant to serve as a training ground for Soviet agents. What can these two hapless Americans possibly teach the Soviet spies, and will they ever learn they are not actually in Nebraska?   Director  Dave Thomas  Writers  Steven Greene -Eric Alter -Nick Thiel  Stars  John Travolta -Arye Gross -Kelly Preston -Deborah Foreman -James Keach   #trailer #nerd #pizza #action #80s #80smovie #retro #retromovie #vhs #vhscassette #comedymovie #comedy #funny #family  #action #russian #russia #johntravolta #experts #nebraska #spy #target #wanted #danger

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00:08Americans here in the most secret KGB complex in the world.

00:11Deep in the heart of Russia.

00:13Beyond the doors of this classroom,

00:15there is an exact replica of a town in the United States.

00:18Two Americans have been abducted.

00:20I'm going to bring in some experts on American culture

00:23and give this town the facelift it needs.

00:26Two Americans who have no idea.

00:28What are we doing in Pauly and the Beef's bedroom?

00:31That they're not in America.

00:33I just got off a plane from New York where it's almost 1990.

00:36Here it's the 1950s.

00:37We're going to run.

00:38Now, we're going to transform this nightmare.

00:40They're going to show the Russians what's hip.

00:42Blood.

00:43AB positive.

00:44What's hot.

00:45What's your name?

00:46Bonnie and yours.

00:47I forgot.

00:48And what's happening.

00:49The key to modern America is Japanese products.

00:52Steady's.

00:53TZ's.

00:54Compact dicks.

00:55Get out of town.

00:56Now, they're partying, they're having a great time, and they're making fun of us.

00:59And they will be terminated.

01:00Those are Russian army uniforms.

01:02Probably just the Salvation Army, yeah.

01:04Ah!

01:05Patrice!

01:06Gesundheit.

01:07What do we do now?

01:10You need to be well hung like a Russian woman.

01:14There's no time for sex games.

01:15I mean, you know, the gun, it's an exciting touch and everything.

01:18They wanted authorities on American culture.

01:21Ah!

01:24Instead, they got the experts.

01:27Back in town.

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