00:01I think we could afford a house now, together, if we got married.
00:06Kevin Gower had it all figured out.
00:08Kevin!
00:09Yes, a friend.
00:10We'd like you to join us for a drink.
00:12Until the day he found out.
00:13Come on, come on.
00:15What the hell is this?
00:16Who he really is.
00:18I am Sal Fortuna.
00:19I want to know what's going on here.
00:21My friends, I'd like you to meet Kevin Gower, my son.
00:25Excuse me?
00:26What?
00:27My name is Kevin Michael Gower.
00:29And you've got a star-shaped birthmark on your rear end.
00:32Oh.
00:33Is that true?
00:34What?
00:35That is the strongest connection there is.
00:37Yes.
00:38The night that your appendix burst.
00:39I came down here.
00:40You did?
00:41A couple of years later, you had a problem with a kid in school.
00:44He beat you up, took your lunch money.
00:46Hey, that guy disappeared.
00:48What?
00:51The point is, this was the right time for us to meet.
00:54Are you in danger?
00:55Isn't everybody?
00:58Oh, my God.
00:59Your Sal's only son.
01:01You're his heir.
01:02Now.
01:03Oh, Kevin.
01:04Kevin.
01:04Kevin.
01:05Kevin.
01:05Kev.
01:06Everybody wants Kevin.
01:08One of Sal's old partners killed him.
01:10And this partner wants to kill me.
01:11Who can say that?
01:12So you want to use me as bait?
01:14Oh, no.
01:14Leave it as bait.
01:16Exactly.
01:16Kismet.
01:17Why don't you guys kismet my butt?
01:18His new family wants him around.
01:20Well, exactly what I have to do.
01:22You play the role for a couple of weeks.
01:24Meet some people.
01:25His partners want him dead.
01:26Don't stare.
01:27Okay.
01:27I'll stare.
01:28They'll kill you.
01:30His girlfriend wants the truth.
01:33Why are you doing this to me?
01:35Honey, I'm sorry.
01:38But all Kevin wants.
01:39Nobody's gonna make a move on you, at least for a few days.
01:42Is his life back?
01:50Michael Rappaport.
01:51I refuse to die like this, just like a nominee for the Mafia Hall of Pimps.
01:54Academy Award winner, Christopher Walken.
01:56Are you sure he's dead?
01:57I don't know.
01:58Could be he's breathing through his ass.
02:00Academy Award nominee, Robert Forster.
02:02Family is the most important thing.
02:05I always thought it was hell.
02:06That who?
02:07Oh, Christine Taylor.
02:09There is an explanation.
02:10Ha!
02:10You missed.
02:11Jamie Anderson.
02:13Hi.
02:13Hi.
02:14In the film that proves you can choose your friends.
02:17Everybody's gotta be a tough guy, right?
02:18But you can't choose your family.
02:23Kiss Toledo goodbye.
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