00:05Let's make a commitment.
00:07Let's not be like every other couple on the IRT.
00:09Will you rob a bank with me?
00:12I will, Grim.
00:14I will.
00:15Hey!
00:15I got three more minutes.
00:17We're closed, bozo.
00:19Let's not mess with me today.
00:21What the hell kind of clown are you?
00:23You're crying on the inside count, I guess.
00:25Fill this up with regular, please.
00:30This is our perpetrator.
00:31Avery tight, average build, red nose, blue hair.
00:34It was the perfect crime.
00:36Guys!
00:36Now, all they need to do is get to the airport.
00:40Did we miss the expressway?
00:42Getting farther away every second.
00:43By car.
00:45Oh, we're really making progress now.
00:47I saw a sign, Phyllis.
00:52Three of them out there shouting with glee.
00:55Taxi!
00:56Taxi!
00:57By cab.
00:57Blue to the airport.
01:00Look.
01:01Blue to the hotel.
01:02Huh?
01:03Great.
01:03And why don't you take us straight to Sing Sing?
01:06There's a real cab.
01:07Stop!
01:08Taxi!
01:10By foot.
01:10Ow!
01:13By bus.
01:14You go to the airport?
01:16Near the airport.
01:18That is an exact change.
01:19You better get some help.
01:20You're becoming Ralph Cramden's evil twin.
01:23By midnight.
01:24Bill Murray.
01:26All right, can we just calm down a little, please?
01:28Gina Davis.
01:29Oh!
01:29Well, we'll never make the flight.
01:30We'll have to sail a raft to feed you like Thor Heyerdahl.
01:34Please, God!
01:35Randy Quaid.
01:36We need a cab!
01:38One loud freaking cab!
01:40Jason Robards.
01:42It's so easy getting in.
01:44No way out.
01:46In a major metropolitan comedy.
01:49Quick Change.
01:52Was that our plane?
01:54No, no.
01:55If it were our plane, it'd be crashing.
01:57God, I hate this town.
01:58We'll be right back in now.
02:01Go.
02:01Go.
02:01Go.
02:01Go.
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