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00:00You know I gave me such an egg
00:02I don't know if all men can do this, but it just took one hand cold night by the way
00:07Coming up on the below deck down under after show how many squirters do we have a?
00:14I don't even think I know her age, but I know that you squirt. That's somebody who leads with sexuality
00:20I'm sorry squirt off. This is the vibe. Thank you Jason very cool
00:25I'll take the other one like I'm here for a reason because ain't happening at the time
00:29I don't feel guilty
00:30Ben's got to get his systems right there because I'm really aiming for a hell of a lot more
00:35I always find solace in the fact that whoever's telling me what to do couldn't do my job with ten
00:42people
00:43I live in New York for five years
00:48That's what I was just attracted to you know just how intelligent she was so
00:51I learned that Mike's a shower not a grower
00:56The below deck down under after show starts right now
00:59I don't even think I know her age, but I know that you squirt no personally
01:05I don't squirt but ladies freefield to fill in this conversation the table
01:09Ladies this question is for you. How many squirters do we have?
01:17It's that make it about me moment
01:19She's just joined this boat and so she's like how can I get the attention on me here and I
01:24was sitting right next to her as well?
01:26So I was a bit like when you ask people how many squirters we have in the group you're able
01:32to suss out
01:33What type of people you're dealing with?
01:35You know if people laugh and they're light-hearted about it. I feel like okay
01:39These are my people like they know I'm just messing around like it's not that serious, you know
01:45But this group they were all like clutching their pearls
01:48They're like, oh my god
01:50Squirting? What?
01:52This is kind of where we could get to know Ellie and how she feels the crew is doing
01:57How she feels on the boat and everybody was saying their highs and lows and she's like
02:01This is so boring if you actually want to get to know somebody tell me who's a squirter
02:08And I was like what did he just say like you don't know me like that
02:13You don't know anybody like that. Do you even know my name before you ask those type of questions?
02:19So that to me was insane and was definitely not
02:23Table talk these girls are fucking lame like please be serious like it's just light-hearted fun
02:30They were not matching my vibe. I was the vibe. I'm sorry squirt off. This is the vibe
02:36Ellie used to work for Asia
02:37Mm-hmm and I said I never trust anyone who travels with a playboy bunny costume
02:44Never trust anyone who travels with a playboy
02:47I keep coming back to that
02:49Yes
02:50And that stands
02:52Mm-hmm that's somebody who leads with sexuality
02:55Well, she does. Yeah. Yeah, she does right
02:58I thought myself, you know what? She's gonna be a lot of fun. I mean she was saying one thing
03:01when I was just staring at her
03:03Yeah
03:04I speak Spanish
03:05I live in New York for five years
03:09I live in New York for five years
03:09I live with me and with you in Spanish
03:11Perfect
03:11Yes
03:12I'm sorry
03:13Apart from the looks of Ellie's a very intelligent woman, you know
03:16I assume as well
03:18She speaks a few different languages
03:19Squirting was one of them. Love language
03:21Obviously that's what I was just attracted to, you know
03:23Not just how intelligent she was, so
03:25Right
03:25What?
03:27Mike is a good looking guy, but I kind of see him like a teenager, you know
03:32I don't see him as an adult
03:34Although we're practically the same age
03:36However, at dinner, Mike showed me one of his nudes from his previous show, Dating Naked
03:43I learned that Mike's a shower, not a grower
03:47I was liking what I saw
03:49Mike clouded my judgment a little bit with his nudes
03:52We just sort of just held ourselves a little bit in that energy
03:55It was just, I thought, you know what, like
03:57I'm going to try it on with this girl, you know
03:59And I'll be respectful
04:01And if I thought to myself, you know what, I've crossed the boundary
04:04I'll apologise
04:04But at the same time, I felt like Ellie was giving me a little bit of that back
04:08And I thought, let's just go in for the kiss
04:18There was some chemistry that night
04:20But Mike just seems very immature
04:23So a big penis can make up for an average personality?
04:26Yes, but I'm really glad I went to bed that night instead of the kata
04:31Because I was completely blinded by Mike's nudes
04:35If I stayed, I might have ended up in bed with Mike
04:46You know what gave me such an egg?
04:48I don't know if all men can do this
04:50But it just took one hand
04:56It's all night, by the way
04:58You just got the one single finger just hiding
05:01I've done worse, I guess, naked, running around
05:04More African, like, chasing f***ing hippos
05:07I literally got out of a car
05:09And stroked a semi-wild 13-year-old male lion
05:12And that's, I'm very lucky to be alive
05:15So, running around naked and more embarrassing maybe
05:18But not the most extreme I've had to do
05:20To be fair, I thought it was quite a bonding evening
05:23We'd learnt a lot about everyone
05:24Ladies, this question is for you
05:27How many squirters do we have on the f***ing house?
05:31I think Ellie needs, like, a little double kiss going on
05:34Oh, Ellie
05:36I will give you a hand
05:40We have to get on
05:44This has gotten me in trouble before in the past
05:46Do you make out with Josie?
05:47Josie!
05:50F***
05:51It was a truth or dare
05:53It wasn't like kissing an uncle
05:55It was just like kissing another warm body
05:58I was surprised because let's go back in time
06:01Have I ever had a good relationship with any chief stew on board, ever?
06:07I'm so glad the aggressive f***ing psychotic c*** that you had the first night isn't out tonight
06:12Listen, listen, I'm not asking for a c*** juggling
06:14Plenty of c*** like you to come out and be an a**hole
06:17It was definitely one of my better, better times on board than previous seasons
06:23Daisy tried to kiss me as well, I remember
06:25She kissed all the boys
06:26She kissed Mikey, Joelle, and they went to kiss me
06:28I was like, no, you're my chief stew
06:30I was like, I can't sit there and kiss
06:33I was like, just want to keep that relationship good there
06:36Eddie was like, I don't know, you're like my sister
06:38I was like, it was a f***ing truth or dare to do, like, get over yourself
06:41When it got to the gym, I was like, f*** yeah, you're just stew
06:48I never looked at Eddie in any type of way since
06:52Because he says stuff like, I've got a boner
06:55I got a boner
06:56It was just not sexy
06:58And he had a boner, so I obviously turned him on
07:00I missed out on the first night of all the antics in the hot tub
07:03I was like, oh my gosh, this is what goes on down in the hot tub here
07:05So my sense of things at that time was like, well, yeah, this is nice
07:09We get along, we all have, we have like the same kind of thoughts about a lot of stuff
07:14We were just bouncing off each other in terms of conversation
07:17We both find each other really funny
07:19And now I think about it, she's asking, oh, who would I date?
07:22She's just trying to tee that up for me to say her
07:25Eddie, who do you wish to go on a date with?
07:32Yourself
07:33Me?
07:34Yeah
07:34After the jacuzzi moment, I didn't think further than it
07:38So for him to pull me aside and kiss me again
07:41I was like, oh, this guy didn't think it was just a game
07:46Yeah, that's when I started thinking a little bit more about it
07:58Anyone else would pick that up and be like, oh, I f***ed up that Jason's having to come in and
08:04help
08:04But he probably was like, oh, this is great
08:07Yeah, this is fantastic
08:09God, Jason's such a legend
08:11Well done, Jason, here we go
08:12Generally, a captain will not help me with a meal
08:17It's slightly embarrassing
08:19Thank you, Jason, very cool
08:21The essence there is Ben's running behind schedule
08:23My presence sometimes can be a voice without saying anything
08:26It's like I'm here for a reason because s*** ain't happening at the time
08:29That it needs to be done
08:31And I will push things a little bit
08:32If the captain's jumping in, it feels like they're saying, okay, you need a little extra help
08:37Oh, yeah, no, they're definitely doing that
08:39He's got good hands, he's methodical as well
08:42And, you know, I mean, if he's looking for a full-time job, you know, he can always apply
08:48I don't feel guilty if you're in the weeds and a captain can help out
08:53I think it shows good faith
08:55Jason and Sandy are both very hands-on captains
08:59Yeah, Jason's way more so
09:01I can't imagine Sandy doing that
09:03I would imagine Sandy standing at the doorway with a frown
09:09So that's a different thing
09:10And a nervousness
09:11Right, that's different
09:12Rather than
09:13Getting in there
09:14Literally wrapping sandwiches with cling film
09:16Ben is not an entry-level chef
09:19Like, he knows what he's doing
09:21He's done this for years
09:22Maybe he's out of his game a little bit
09:26I mean, I know he hasn't worked in Yardin for years
09:29But you're not plating food
09:32This is a buffet style
09:34So we shouldn't even take that extra step
09:37Like, you come for a beach picnic to eat food
09:40And then the food is not there
09:41So it's just a beach
09:43I think it's insane that we have two more extra hands in the galley
09:48We also have a qualified chef in there
09:51Like, what is, like, Paul, you've, like
09:53Also, I'm not buying this whole equation
09:56I remember it very distinctly
09:57I think I was meant to be ready at 1.30
10:00And I think it was quarter past one when he jumped in
10:03Guess the short 12
10:05Lunch at one
10:07One?
10:08Um, alright, sweet
10:09I do generally give people the benefit of the doubt
10:13But I'm always right
10:14My instinct is pretty sharp
10:16It's pretty on
10:17I'm not a f***ing fool
10:18I love Ben
10:19He's amazing
10:20I would love to work with him again
10:22I always would
10:23But he is disorganised
10:26He's bad time management
10:27And the fact that he thinks I'm a fool
10:29To believe this poor excuse
10:33I know that this is just the beginning
10:35I'll tell you, Kate
10:35The galley is a lot bigger than most
10:40So what was the problem?
10:42It's just a lot more walking
10:44And it just takes more time
10:46You know what I like about you?
10:47Yeah
10:49There's always a reason
10:50Yeah
10:51The galley's too small
10:52And you're like, the galley's
10:54There's so much room I've got to walk around
10:56It's nice having a big galley
10:57But small galleys are more efficient
11:00It's just because everything's right there
11:02I mean, you just have to pivot
11:03Yeah
11:04Rather than walk around a massive island
11:06That's how I feel in my house
11:07I've got this massive kitchen
11:09Oh, she has a beautiful kitchen
11:10I do
11:11And I'm just like
11:12I want to chop the island down by a quarter
11:15Put a little walkway
11:16It's like a bowling alley
11:18I've got to walk around
11:19This large, gorgeous
11:20Oh, wow
11:21Mahogany island
11:23It's just too big
11:24It's very, very gorgeous
11:26It's too big
11:27We'd complain about anything, really
11:29That's what I'm saying
11:36In terms of what the helmet itself represents
11:38Is that little afterthought in your head
11:41Like when you're coming near the end of the trip
11:42Like, oh, actually, who's going to get this?
11:44Have I done anything dumb to get this?
11:46If I have to wear the helmet
11:47Oh, no, I'm like, whatever
11:48Mikey getting it's even funnier
11:50Because he's so pedantic about his hair
11:52As for Mike
11:52Well, I think you've pulled a few issues out this charter
11:55And I think it suits him, too
11:57I'm going to have to give it to someone
11:58That actually knows not to drop a radio in the water
12:02So I think the helmet on tonight
12:04Might actually stop him from talking a little bit
12:11I'm a party boy
12:11I mean, put a disco helmet on my head
12:13I thought, right, I'm off to the club
12:15You wanted it every f***ing week after that
12:18I had to take the hit on that one
12:19But at the end of the day
12:20It was also just a learning curve for me
12:22You know, just to be a little bit more
12:24Aware
12:24A little bit more careful
12:26Situational awareness, we'll call it
12:27Yeah
12:28He broke up about 500 pieces of mirror
12:34And stuck it to a motorcycle helmet
12:36He didn't make it
12:37He didn't make it, there's no way
12:38He did
12:39We cruised around remote areas for many years
12:42And we had helicopter and helicopter hangar and everything
12:45And seven crew and one female
12:47So we used to have a few little nightclubs in the helicopter hangar sometimes
12:51How many years ago?
12:53Oh, probably ten years ago
12:54And we used to have a smoke machine we used for drills
12:57We had decks that we played on
12:58We used to have some pretty good parties
13:00Love that, I say you did
13:01Other boats would come around every now and again
13:03And we'd actually, you know, have a little duel party
13:05But my crew, we needed a mirror ball
13:07But we didn't have one
13:08And my first mate bought back a helmet
13:11And we put all those tiles on it together
13:13But we never really finished it
13:14There was still a little bit to go
13:15But whenever we were dancing
13:16We'd throw the helmet to someone who wasn't dancing
13:19And then they'd put it on and start dancing
13:20And it was a bit of a good omen
13:23Years later, I employed a deckhand from that
13:26On my other boat
13:27And he actually bought the helmet as a gift
13:29Finished
13:29And he said, yeah, Cappy, here's the helmet
13:32It's done
13:32I thought, well, it's got to go with me everywhere now
13:35This Charters Award has gone to Benny
13:38You have to wear that for dinner
13:41Because Luke has taken ownership of the swim ladder
13:44So he gets the helmet tonight
13:45Pass it down, Cappy
13:49The helmet has to go to Serena
13:53It used to be a fun gimmick
13:55But now it's turned into a little bit of self-reflection
14:06I mean, it's quite sad for it to be our second one
14:10After doing so well the first one
14:12The tip is the biggest tip I've ever seen in my life
14:17$35,000
14:19Then coming into the second one
14:21And, you know, it's the rollercoaster ride
14:22The tip overall
14:25Was $20,000
14:28Okay, so that's $1,500 each
14:31It's a good way for us to realise right at the beginning
14:34What to change to make things better
14:36So that's the positive side
14:38The negative side is $20,000 and a bad name
14:40This is Charter 2
14:41We're still getting to know each other
14:42We have a new crew member on board
14:44We had so much enthusiasm that first Charter
14:47And then we realised
14:49We're actually doing a job
14:51The next Charter
14:52We're very rough around the edges at this point
14:54Welcome, Will
14:55A little bit late, sorry about that
14:56It's okay, just don't let it happen again
14:57Three, four
14:58Who's missing?
15:00There's Madison there
15:01There's two on the beach
15:01Where's Liz?
15:02Where's Liz?
15:02I got all of this
15:03It was all ready
15:03I just thought the food was coming
15:05Just take initiative and do it
15:06Yeah, okay
15:07Yeah, if you're cutting $15,000
15:09Because you didn't have a bathing suit for 40 minutes
15:12That's your...
15:12I have not...
15:13That can't be it
15:14So, ain't no way are we losing $15,000 because of that
15:17And Captain Jason continued on and said
15:20You need to get your system right
15:21The service was way too long
15:23Ben's got to get his systems right there
15:25Because I'm really aiming for a hell of a lot more
15:29Systems is an interesting word
15:32Yeah
15:32To use
15:33What do you think he meant?
15:34I'm confused
15:35I mean, are we talking about hardware or software?
15:38My expectation going into the season
15:40Was for Ben to be a very organized person
15:44To be super in control
15:46To have a plan
15:46And things weren't really working that way
15:50Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli
15:52Yes
15:52Where is the broccoli?
15:53Just one second, one second
15:54Honey, do you know what the capers are?
15:57Capers, please?
15:58Capers
15:58He's the head of department
16:00He is the one who needs to be thinking about a plan
16:03To make us more efficient
16:04You know, he needs to be going to the engineers
16:07To check on the dishwasher
16:09So we don't waste time doing dishes
16:10He needs to be making sure
16:12That the floor is degreased
16:14He needs to have a plan for me
16:16So that I know what I'm doing
16:17And I'm feeling like I can help
16:20But none of that was really happening
16:24So Ben's management and leadership style
16:27Was questionable from the get-go
16:30You know, I always find solace
16:34In the fact that
16:36Whoever's telling me what to do
16:38Couldn't do my job
16:40With ten people
16:43I think solace is also your system
16:45Obvious is a terrible thing to say to me
16:47But at the same time
16:48I feel sorry for them
16:49Because they just couldn't
16:51Never
16:52They could never
16:53They could never
16:54Right, I mean
16:56You're like, oh
16:57It's like, oh
16:58They can't understand
16:59Poor you, you know
17:02And by the way
17:04I can drive a boat
17:05Yes
17:05I didn't tell Jason that
17:07But I can drive a boat
17:08I could be making steaks
17:10Flipping them
17:10Driving the boat
17:11Coming back
17:12Re-flipping them
17:13And making cocktails
17:14Yeah, exactly
17:15And everyone would be like
17:17What a great captain
17:17Well, actually, he's a chef
17:19But, you know, whatever
17:20Yeah, exactly
17:21Not trying to toot my own horn
17:24Let me write this stuff for next season
17:25See you later, mate
17:27Is it fair to say
17:29Ben, is it fair to say
17:30That perhaps solace
17:32Is your best system
17:33In the galley
17:34Solace is great
17:36Yeah
17:37There was a balance, you know
17:38The first charter
17:39Was such a great tip
17:40It sort of balanced out
17:42The bad tip
17:43You know
17:43Of the second charter
17:45So I just thought
17:46Whatever, you know
17:47You win some
17:47You lose some
17:48And sometimes
17:49We break even
17:50And that's kind of how
17:51I sort of justified that one
17:53And they're gone
17:54That's always a bonus
17:55That's how I usually feel
17:56Yeah, that was amazing
17:57It was amazing
17:58I will never see them again
17:59In my life
17:59And I'm gonna get to sleep
18:01In their cabin now
18:02And now I'm gonna have a bath
18:03Yeah, bye
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