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00:06begin to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby
00:12for a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:18identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president
00:37eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32it's a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the
01:37kid
01:37he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she
01:42actually
01:42hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:46crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:50one look at each knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard and
01:55get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before i
01:59knew
01:59it it was the day i went into labor
02:03come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:13one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:25what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:36oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this
02:43isn't
02:43his i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down sorry for what i lied
03:23i
03:25i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:41that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:46it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:01mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
04:08national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a crap
04:13mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get
04:20pregnant with your baby i won't waste my sperm on you anymore but what about the surrogacy money
04:26after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:31what
04:35no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:39you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first
04:45lady now okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right
04:59you guys hungry
05:11wait you you don't want to nurse do you
05:17all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26drink up
05:31now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places
05:36looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:51whose dog is this you hurt hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big
05:58as you before
06:01could it be him nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:11mommy hug
06:16you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can talk what
06:21kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm feels just like regular kids mommy hugs okay okay mommy's good
06:35babies puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything
06:52you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:55just focus on paying off your debt don't try anything cute i i get it
07:08bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out mom worked so hard for us
07:12we gotta get her a gift
07:14i think i smell dad
07:16Oh
07:59Hello
08:00Stop right there
08:05Mrs. Olivia
08:07So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:13you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick qualified?
08:17What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am
08:22Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights
08:25And you? You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way
08:30Remember your place, janitor
08:33Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House
08:37Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office
08:40What?
08:42Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:46Hey babies, Mommy's home
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present
08:52A present?
08:53What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy
09:03Mommy!
09:06Here, take this
09:07The presidential seal?
09:09The nuclear button briefcase?
09:11No, no!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy
09:26We found it in some room
09:28This ring is so pretty, Mommy
09:30You should wear it
09:32Oh no, oh no!
09:33We are so screwed!
09:36Code Red!
09:37Locked in the White House, search every room
09:39Not one corner gets missed
09:41Oh my God
09:42If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it
09:45We're done for
09:47Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House
09:49This is the last one in the Maid's quarters
09:52Open the door
09:58There they are!
10:00Right here!
10:02Oh my God, caught red-handed
10:04I'm definitely going to jail
10:06Leah Cole
10:06Why are my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room?
10:11Mr. President
10:12I... I don't know anything
10:14I went to work early this morning
10:16And when I got back, these things were just...
10:18Here!
10:19It must be the real thief
10:21They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House
10:23So they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off
10:25Or set me up
10:27That lie is full of holes
10:28Your room is so remote
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch
10:35Just tell the truth already
10:36Ma'am, look at me
10:37I'm just someone who cleans here
10:39Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motive
10:41Mr. President
10:43Don't forget
10:43This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you
10:46When she got caught, she held a grudge
10:48I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies
10:51That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
10:54To set you up and destroy your reputation
10:56Tell me
10:57Who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear
11:02I didn't
11:03Mr. President, this woman is too calculating
11:05Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage
11:10And throw her in prison
11:11Right now
11:13No, I'm not a spy
11:14I swear
11:15Then let's do it in your way
11:23Oh my god
11:26Get down from there
11:27Now
11:28That's the president
11:29Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:43You dirty bitch
11:45You didn't clean properly
11:46So you attracted these strays
11:47Someone
11:48Kill these animals
11:49Throw them in the trash
11:50No!
11:55Mr. President
11:56They're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go
11:58I felt bad for them
11:59So I've been hiding them here
12:00They're like my own kids
12:02I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones
12:04It's hard enough
12:05Please, don't hurt them
12:06I swear I'll train them to use the toilet
12:08And they won't chew up your shoes
12:12Mr. President
12:13These are clearly wolf cubs
12:15But she's raising them like dogs
12:17And weird thing is
12:18Holding this little guy
12:19Gives me a strange feeling
12:20Like I've seen him somewhere before
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well, duh
12:28They're my kids
12:29Of course I like them
12:31Yes!
12:31They're adorable
12:33Please just let me keep them
12:34I swear they won't bite
12:36Won't make a mess
12:37I'll even put diapers on them if I have to
12:38Too bad they're just regular wolf pups
12:44Wish they were werewolves
12:46This ends here
12:47No one speaks of this
12:49Thank you, Mr. President
13:02I'm finally gone
13:04You two little rascals best behave from now on
13:07If you pull something like that again
13:09I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia
13:11You can be her little hand warmers
13:27Mr. President
13:27Mr. President
13:28I checked it out
13:28The woman brought them to the hospital
13:30But where they actually came from
13:33That I couldn't trace
13:34No way she secretly had two puppies
13:36While she was in the hospital
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant
13:41That wasn't a baby coming out
13:43That was...
13:43That was a massive toxic waste level crap
13:47One wiff and the guy dropped like a fly
13:53Find the doctor who delivered her baby
13:56Yes, sir
14:07Hey, easy now
14:09I won't bite
14:10But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President
14:23She was the one on delivery duty that day
14:25Tell me
14:27What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:30I... I didn't see anything
14:35Tell the truth
14:36Okay, okay, I'll talk
14:37I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby
14:40She gave birth of two puppies
14:43And then
14:45I passed out from shock
14:47You're saying
14:48She gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:50Yes
14:50I swear
14:51Every word is true
14:52I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:55So that's it
14:56Yesterday was so weird
14:58Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:00Is supposed to be a one way ticket to prison
15:02But he totally let me off
15:03And he even touched my pups
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready
15:07I'm getting those mutts out of the white house today
15:17Quick!
15:18Hide!
15:24What are kids dishes doing here?
15:26Those... those are for feeding my dogs
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:31Leah Cole
15:32This is the white house
15:34Not your trailer park
15:35Now hand over those mutts
15:37The president said I could keep them
15:40The president runs a country
15:41You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place
15:46Find those little beasts
15:47I'm throwing them out myself
15:56Stop!
15:57The president said I could keep them
15:59You can't...
16:01Out of my way!
16:07You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:14Let me tell you something
16:15You're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:19There you little bastards are!
16:23Grab them
16:26Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:28Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her
16:47Don't move!
16:48You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:53Promise me
16:54Never shift in front of anyone else
16:57Or it'll bring trouble to us
17:00Okay mommy
17:04What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09No! Don't hurt my kids!
17:13Kids?
17:13Kids?
17:14What kids?
17:20Lea Cole
17:21Have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:24You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:27You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:30You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:37You scheming little bitch
17:39I'm not letting you stick around
17:42I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:45Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:56Babies, don't be scared
17:59Mommy's here
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see anyone touch her
18:28Mr. President
18:29Mr. President, what brings you here?
18:31This place is beneath you
18:33Olivia, you've got some nerve
18:34I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
18:36Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:38Mr. President, you misunderstand
18:39I was worried about rabies
18:41What if they pose a risk to you?
18:42I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back
18:47She's lying, she just wanted to kill my dogs
18:50Sorry I'm late
18:59These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:21Oh my god, the President?
19:24The President is holding me?
19:26What kind of script is this?
19:28He saved me?
19:30And he's being... gentle?
19:32Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:35Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House
19:39Security's looking for someone to walk the dogs, you'd be perfect
19:42Mr. President, I just didn't think it through
19:44But I was only worried about your safety
19:46You too
19:47Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:50Mr. President, we...
19:52If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:55They're short on people in the Middle East
19:57You leave tomorrow
19:59See what a real field assignment looks like
20:01Mr. President, we're sorry
20:02Please, give us another chance!
20:04Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:08I've already disinfected the area, just needs oint applied regularly
20:11I'll do it
20:18Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:21I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for-
20:25Oh my god, the President just touched me!
20:27Why is he being so nice to me?
20:29We've only known each other for a few days!
20:31Is he... is he up to something?
20:38I promise you, what happened today will never happen again
20:42Thank you for saving me, Mr. President
20:46Come in!
20:48Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake
20:51I hope you can forgive me
20:53Olivia, I've never doubted your work
20:56But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business
21:01Yes, sir
21:03From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner
21:05Move her into the room next to mine
21:08What?
21:09And one more thing
21:11The White House Correspondents Dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:13Leah will attend as my girlfriend, we're making it official
21:16Girlfriend?
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Mr. President?
21:20This... this isn't right, I'm just a cleaner, I...
21:24No one deserves it more than you
21:26What is wrong with this man?
21:27Did someone drug him?
21:29I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast, I am not ready for
21:33this
21:33Mr. President, every major media outlet will be at that dinner
21:36Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless
21:39If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:41Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia, I'm sure you'll do a great job with the
21:45dinner party
21:48Too bad he doesn't know, these two little ones are his own flesh and blood
21:52Only these two pups are truly mine
21:55None of those women bore my seed, but no one can know I'm a werewolf
21:59Their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:09Miss Cole, this is your room, if you need anything, just call me
22:20Okay, come out, babies
22:24Mommy!
22:29My good babies
22:33Kids? You sure the maid heard right? Positive
22:36Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy
22:39Ugh, got it, this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
22:44Those brats are probably leftovers from some job, baby data ran off, no one wanted them, so she got stuck
22:48with them
22:49Then we should tell the president, let him know she's got two kids in tow, he'll dump her for sure
22:52That's too easy for her
22:54Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents Dinner
22:56Every media outlet in the country will be there
22:59I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:01She'll crawl out of the White House in shame
23:05Mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:07You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out, got it?
23:12Got it, mommy
23:13Bye-bye, mommy
23:20Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:24Any hints?
23:25You'll know soon enough
23:37Who is she?
23:38I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:40Maybe some European princess, she's got that kind of vibe
23:43Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked
23:46Who is she?
23:46Who is she?
23:49Who is she?
23:50Who is she?
23:57Who is she?
24:00Who is she?
24:00You look stunning tonight, shall we dance?
24:05Mr. President, I don't know how
24:09Just follow my lead
24:16The President is dancing with her?
24:19This is huge!
24:28No, no, no, snap out of it, Leah
24:30He's the President!
24:32Half the women in America would could kill to marry him
24:34What makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance?
24:38Get a grip!
24:40Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole
24:48He actually said it!
24:53Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
24:56How long have you two been together?
24:58How did you meet?
25:01Don't be afraid
25:04My girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:06No noble background, no complicated past
25:07She's clean, she's simple
25:08I don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:11I'm counting on all of you, please
25:13Leave her alone
25:16Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
25:21I...
25:21How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:25I've never dated anyone
25:26So that means the President is your first love
25:34Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President
25:36But there are two children at the door
25:38They say they're looking for their mother
25:40I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:41Because the person they're looking for
25:42I didn't dare stop them
25:46My babies!
25:47My babies
25:48Let's go to the L.A.T.
25:48A M.A. L.A. L.A. L.A.ham
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