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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:49that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:55Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:07They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:31You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:38Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:51Praise him for America.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:56Praise him.
01:56Praise him for your arms.
01:59Stand up.
02:00Stand up.
02:01In every Jesus.
02:04This is mine.
02:08Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
02:24The charming little burg.
02:27That's known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39We'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Kiza.
03:10What's that mean?
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood, poor sots didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir?
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:39You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg re-grew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid that shit so we could crack on with a godly
03:49work of revenge.
03:51And, good news, Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:59Well, Zoe reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Don't know.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Will it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I'm glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:24Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Oh, he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with someone's hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about him.
04:48So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:51Layman fuckin' squeezy.
04:55Son.
04:56Let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
05:06local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27Kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:40Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45Kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55I'm kidding.
05:56It's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice.
06:03And no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die.
06:06Right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:28Hey.
06:29So.
06:31It's been a tough year.
06:32No.
06:33No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair's different.
06:44Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:52Annie.
06:53Whatever you have to do.
06:54I get it.
06:57I get it.
06:57It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:04Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:07Or...
07:08counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:13I mean...
07:15Yeah.
07:16That's a...
07:16That's a pretty condoling point.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Girl, listen.
07:34Shoot off.
07:35Slice into my own lender.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time.
07:39But the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No!
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
08:27You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:36I just fight him.
08:39It's incredible.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now.
09:06Your bottom half.
09:07Is it really grown?
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me what you know is true.
09:15Don't have to tell me I love your precious heart.
09:22I...
09:24I was standing.
09:26I was standing.
09:27You were there.
09:30I was standing.
09:31And they never tear us apart.
09:38And they could never help me to tear us apart.
09:39I told you that we could fly.
09:42I told you that we could fly.
09:45But some of us don't know why.
09:52I was standing.
09:54I was standing.
09:55I was standing.
09:56I was standing.
09:56You were there.
09:57I told you.
09:59And they could never help me to tear us apart.
10:17God damn it.
10:19I didn't mean to scream.
10:23I didn't mean to come to this.
10:26I don't know.
10:27You left me no choice.
10:29I know my leadership style can be stern, but it's for your own good.
10:38I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
10:50You remember that girlfriend you had?
10:53Oh.
10:54Oh, Popfang betrayed us both to William Butcher, no less.
11:03Huge mess.
11:03Your fault.
11:04What did I do?
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance to make things right.
11:10I reached out my hand.
11:14And you bit it.
11:17What did I ever do to deserve that?
11:20What?
11:21Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well, maybe, but damn it, you weren't like the others.
11:28Snakes.
11:30Backstabbers.
11:31I could count on you, man.
11:32I did count on you.
11:34I loved you.
11:37But here we are.
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most, too, Lauren.
11:52You wouldn't understand.
11:56Nobody does.
11:57He's the lowest.
12:01He's the lowest.
12:18Let's make the exponentthere.
12:20Thanks.
12:20I'll see you next time.
12:22Thanks.
12:23Thanks.
12:23Thanks.
12:24Thanks.
12:24Thanks.
12:25Thanks.
12:26Thanks.
12:26Thanks.
12:43firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows and we're doing a
12:50mortality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit about it being sponsored
12:55you know they get paid like 50 mana posts for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
13:05guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
13:09crunchy how much longer teenage kicks you that out on patrol any minute they go out they go in
13:14rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
13:19countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down
13:29there everything okay all good
13:39oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip him twat him
13:45bring you back here
13:48keep the engine running
13:58are you ready
14:26internet's down cams too
14:27um yeah we have a problem
14:33put on the man
14:36he really let himself go
14:42the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
14:49my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
14:52my dick weighs more
14:56bitch well right in that way we can move him
14:58he can move the three of us
15:01so what now
15:18you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're safe
15:24okay you're gonna deep freeze again oh jesus christ for how long almost two years in a
15:31cia black site i just found out this morning
15:35you found out this morning yeah but that just happens to be in your room
15:43did you fuck me what is this some kind of incest thing no then what the fuck is this look
15:49i
15:51i want you
15:52i want you to find william butcher
15:53find him yourself
15:54well the people that work for me are limited and you are the best tracker there is i just i
16:01need you to find him and report back very simple
16:04you want me
16:07to work for you
16:08well why don't we say work with me
16:10and i can help you i can give you a proper comeback
16:15i don't need you for that
16:17well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
16:21okay all right listen to me
16:25i'm no ass felch and commie
16:27you got that
16:28i know i know and listen
16:30i am
16:31bought now
16:32me
16:33so the public
16:35they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
16:38i can resurrect you
16:39i can give you back what you lost
16:43i can even make you number two in the seven
16:45number two
16:47or how about i finish the job
16:50and blast you to kingdom fuck
16:55hey you could try
16:57who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
17:02or you might not
17:05but i'm betting that you hate william butcher
17:07more than you
17:09than you hate me
17:11after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
17:14am i
17:15i tried to kill you
17:17but did i turn my back
17:18how do i know you won't return the favor
17:22sorry
17:31you find william butcher for me
17:35all is forgiven
17:45looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
17:47improve your sleep
17:49strengthen
17:51your immune system
17:52nourish your soul
17:54the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
17:58life force from leaving the body
18:00and invited prana
18:02solar energy in
18:04don't ignore your anal wellness
18:06introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium bivot
18:09five bros
18:11four bros
18:12okay we need to abort
18:14your mom should have aborted you
18:19fuck it
18:20who tested her
18:21what test
18:23mr jankutave the virus is contagious
18:25as samir says
18:26c'est fini
18:27the game is over
18:28no butcher's right
18:30rockhart has seen us so
18:31we can't leave
18:32virus
18:33what virus
18:35look
18:35i didn't break you lot out of the pinda flap
18:37now
18:38now all we gotta do
18:39is seal of ventilation
18:40every exit point
18:42tighter
18:42than a boy scout's asshole
18:44a jamboree
18:45no
18:45c'est pas possible
18:50maybe
18:54yo
18:56is that motherfucker holding his breath
18:59his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
19:01and he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
19:04like a blue whale
19:05he won't breathe
19:06how do we get the virus in him
19:08whoa
19:09he ain't our first whale is he
19:11you lot sort this
19:12i'll fetch the virus
19:13can we go you with me
19:21oh you two
19:22leave it out would ya
19:23fucking work in here
19:27hey
19:28coming with you
19:30what for
19:31i don't trust you
19:34yeah
19:36suit yourself
19:41we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
19:46coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
19:50where's more
19:51he just disappears every afternoon
19:52won't say where he's going
19:54won't say shit
19:55he's on method
19:56miser and technique
19:59is that a jew thing
20:00we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
20:03but you can invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military
20:07mr president
20:08good idea
20:08what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
20:11that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlighter anti-homelander content
20:15honestly
20:16the vaude book algorithm does most of the work for us
20:18we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
20:23we truly live in an age of wonder
20:25but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
20:29love it
20:30it's just that after we've paid for vaude's military contracts
20:33all those corporate tax breaks
20:35and for the existing freedom camps
20:37treasury's running a little dry
20:39people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
20:42but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
20:45the president is thinking how insane this is right now
20:47he'll back you
20:48you can do it
20:50speak up
20:50and a lot of these sympathizers are vaude customers
20:53won't there a rest seat into your bottom line
20:56nah
20:57we'll just start selling ads on vaude plus
20:59wow
21:00amazing ashley
21:01you're a real che gavada
21:02well alrighty then
21:03let me ask the most important question
21:07do i got immunity
21:19for fuck's sake
21:20soldier boy
21:21he's the president vice president of the united states of america
21:25they work for me
21:27everyone
21:27soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
21:30once he is located
21:32william butcher and annie january
21:34wait wait wait sir
21:35no sir i can do this
21:37i can bring them in
21:38oh like you did with a train
21:39we're going in a new direction deep
21:42competence
21:43oh
21:44and steve
21:44soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
21:46well sir he uh
21:48he was guilty of
21:49you know treason
21:53consider dumb sir
21:55terrific
21:55and you know what
21:56i'm sure the man's dying for a drink
21:58uh steve can you make him a
22:02manhattan
22:02manhattan
22:03thanks steve
22:05of course
22:07can i get you a glass of milk sir
22:09no
22:11steven
22:13i'll also have a manhattan
22:17god damn
22:17this wicked soups teabagged the president
22:21sense me
22:39okay
22:40what's next
22:45what is it
23:11that explains how he's grown
23:14from bashing his bishop
23:18gross
23:26now that's what i'm talking about
23:29oh god
23:34fucking unsanitary
23:59it's an amazing date
24:06next step will be to apply
24:08my fave foundation
24:09from my
24:10vitality collab
24:11velvet ember
24:12it doesn't fade even after a long day
24:14of shoving starlighters
24:15into police fans
24:18we talked about this
24:19i don't have a choice
24:20they make me do this
24:23here we go
24:25today i'm going to be going for a dark hero look
24:27so we're going to be using
24:29black noir's noir black liquid eyeliner
24:30because it is the
24:34you dare enter my dark domain
24:36i am countess crow
24:38countess of the crows
24:40and i shall make you
24:41rude the day that you decide
24:43fuck
24:55it's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
25:00it's like a metaphor for life
25:02it's a metaphor for my balls
25:10when was the money
25:11what is the matter
25:13a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so
25:16they're all gone
25:18just like the one in portland and sacramento and boise
25:21and i guess we can add a train to that list right
25:27you
25:28didn't kill them
25:30they chose to fight
25:32yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
25:34i told them that we were going to make it out
25:38fucking easy for me to say
25:40i'm bulletproof
25:43have you told pete thuy any of this
25:45no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault
25:48so i can't
25:52so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
25:57i led them
25:58to a shallow grave
26:03so i just get a fucking white macket fence
26:06and cherry pie
26:07no
26:08i can't live like that
26:10if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
26:20i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
26:26and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
26:32but the fucking shit
26:34you get up every day and you keep
26:36going
26:38anything else is an insult to the dead
26:43great
26:44just let go
26:46get your chopped old man hands off of me
26:48guess we didn't make it to patrol today
26:49oh shit
26:51starlight
26:51oh my god
26:53you guys are terrorists
26:56what do we do with her
26:59same as rock hard
27:03you don't have a choice
27:07all right
27:08come on
27:09no what
27:10let me go
27:15baby power
27:29pounce on this starlighter's thumb right in our own neighborhood
27:33all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
27:37turbo rush
27:38the drink of heroes
27:39only 15 calories
27:42cut
27:43that was a good take
27:44that was a good take
27:45no please this is a mistake i am not
27:47only 15 calories
27:50yeah
27:51now with acai
27:53and maca root
27:55mom
27:55no cory go back inside please
27:58no
27:58you stay back
28:00if you ruin my shot it's on site bitch
28:03okay let's go again
28:04and fix your tits they're lopsided
28:08all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
28:11turbo rush
28:13now with acai
28:14and maca root
28:16that's fucking perfect
28:17okay great
28:18okay have fun and camp
28:19no
28:20no
28:21no
28:21i've not seen it
28:22no
28:25mom
28:26all over
28:27not a chance
28:28we have to help them
28:29help them and every suit with them 500 miles to be up their arse upon the hour
28:32we stayed a course
28:34mine's on the fucking job
28:35fuck the job
28:40kameka
28:41don't
29:04homelander
29:08homelander
29:15sage
29:16i was just
29:17um
29:19what can i do
29:19for you
29:21well that was quite a surprise
29:23today
29:23are you sure waking him was the right call
29:26yes
29:26did you tell soldier boy about the virus
29:29no
29:29i did not
29:31of course not
29:33what am i going to say
29:34i uh uh
29:35yeah
29:36hey
29:36i really want you to do this job for me
29:38but
29:38careful
29:39because there's a soup killing virus out there
29:42and you may die screaming
29:43sure you would have jumped at that
29:45oh
29:46you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young lady
29:52well besides
29:53if
29:53there is a virus out there
29:55the better you take the risk than us right
29:57ah
29:58that's tactical
30:00exactly
30:00exactly
30:00because for a moment i was afraid
30:02you'd only woken him because he was your dad
30:07so when he gets infected and he dies
30:09you don't know that's gonna happen
30:10when it does
30:11you won't go to pieces
30:12because it was tactical
30:13right
30:14right
30:16right
30:17you know
30:24and
30:26i
30:27and
30:33and
30:35i
30:35and
30:39i
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking.
30:58More giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke all the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Well.
31:26Best not drop out, huh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:39The breeze is gone.
31:52Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:54What?
31:54Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late.
31:58No, the conard is imparious.
32:01The rest of Kicks will be back soon.
32:02Merde, alors, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God, when everyone comes back, Jetstreak's going to shoot an RPG up your ass,
32:22and She-Line is going to take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called, a murder?
33:02Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you
33:09or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
33:25Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:28Great, great.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
33:36and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:39Why are you risking your life for them?
33:46Please.
33:47Please don't kill me.
33:49I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom and my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful!
34:13Oi, fucking smart, Huey.
34:16My name's your little glad.
34:17I heard you understand.
34:21No, I'm not glad he's dead.
34:24Atrian did a lot of horrible things,
34:25but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:28A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes
34:30that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:36You've earned your seat at the table, son.
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:40You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
34:49Talk to me about Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you,
34:55poncing about with this
34:56Jimny cricket,
34:57this and your heart bollocks,
35:00is just going to get her killed.
35:04Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're going to get Annie killed,
35:10not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:18Love it.
35:31You hate the vial!
35:34It's good.
35:39Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:51Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:01In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who better than Armandus old man?
36:09New plan.
36:12Boy.
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant-ass dude-er?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
36:19Be a cunt.
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
36:22Well, oldie better goodie.
36:28No, mate.
36:29Just you and me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You're one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:46Then fuck it, beat him.
36:47Being super is not going to save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Armandus doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:54He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
36:57Fuck you!
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:09Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15Armandus is the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
37:19strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
37:23Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do...
37:29Fuckin' die, Bonaco.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're the sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Homelander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you wanna know why?
37:52Cause you...
37:53are a dumb fucking twat.
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:12Hey!
38:13You two fucktards the local soups?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy?
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:22The fuck?
38:23That's for being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
38:31and tie them together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:35Fuck.
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Hey man, get ready.
38:50We're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:04We gotta move.
39:06Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh shit.
39:23We gotta move.
39:37Go!
40:00Go!
40:15That's good!
40:17Whoa!
40:18Gotta drop a Juki!
40:20Get in?
40:21What's you?
40:23You're the Juki!
40:40You're the Juki!
40:45I got you!
40:48Oh no!
41:02Oh my god!
41:03Are you okay?
41:03Is the virus?
41:04It's good.
41:05It's good.
41:05It's good.
41:05It's good.
41:05It's good.
41:05It's good.
41:08Oi!
41:10Prince!
41:10Oh shit!
41:11Go!
41:13Go!
41:15Go!
41:17Go!
41:17Go!
41:18Go!
41:19Go!
41:19Go!
41:21Go!
41:23Go!
41:26Go!
41:30Go!
41:31Go!
41:32Go!
41:32You equal
41:32as a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing tits.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:47Well, not today, you semen-swilling-butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:57No virus, bitch.
41:59I will shoot.
42:00Hot cum in your face.
42:03Not right now.
42:11What the f-
42:21No.
42:50Oh, I'm going to get a bite.
42:54Oh, I see.
42:54Oh, my God.
42:55Oh, my God.
42:58Oh, my God.
43:02Oh, my God.
43:06Oh, I see.
43:16Let's go.
43:44Well, I did?
43:46Very.
43:47Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
43:49No, you don't.
43:53Come on, let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, Monka.
43:57And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
44:33Yes.
44:36May I have a word?
44:38Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No, thank you.
44:46Crunch Trap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
44:47No.
44:48Cantina crispy chicken taco?
44:49I don't want any taco fucking bell.
44:50Okay.
44:51Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
44:55Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:58Thank fucking God.
44:59What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda.
45:08I just execute.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:09You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:12There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:13My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he
45:20needs a knee replacement.
45:22All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
45:25It's nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart.
45:30She's got to listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:43But you've got to talk to me.
45:49Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here, I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:26Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
46:29he had Jamiroquai tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:33Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
46:39At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bad shit.
47:01The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
47:06I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:23So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure.
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29I don't know.
47:29I don't know.
47:29Jeanne, I see that on the mail.
47:43God damn.
47:44I've only seen shit like this one of the time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop war house on R-23.
47:52Soldier cunt down.
47:54Homeland did a go.
47:55You fucking did it.
47:56About time.
48:02Okay.
48:10Let's run away.
48:13What?
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
48:19We just need to find one so remote.
48:21Nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus.
48:29There is no contain in it.
48:31No stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it.
48:34Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
48:55You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone.
49:00Innocent people are being wound up.
49:02No.
49:05Don't ask me to watch you die.
49:07I think this is how we make amends.
49:11For the lives we've taken.
49:12I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:22Wait.
49:28This is all.
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:46This virus.
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:58I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08You're a fish.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm going to keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:41I know.
50:44I'm late.
50:59All right, Sarah, time for your meds.
51:13He's a good boy, eh?
51:29Well, hey, be careful, sir. It's a viral contagion.
51:32I got here as soon as I heard and I locked shit down.
51:35I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
51:37Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
51:39You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
51:42I told him to report back.
51:44I told him not to go in alone. Why would he do that?
51:47Well, it's more like Soldier Boy.
51:49Am I right? Leave.
51:52Well, I just, um, could be here, sir.
51:53I thought this should have been you.
51:55All right.
51:56I'm sorry. Leave.
52:03I was swimming.
52:04I was swimming.
52:28Not you, 2-
52:31Not you.
52:40Where's everyone you leaving?
52:45I'm sorry.
52:51I don't know how to do this, I just did that.
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