#video #Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 06: Culture Fit
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00:00Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.
00:03Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:04Dougie and Anthony have been working on a brand new product.
00:08Cooking it up.
00:09Let's go.
00:10This is the world's first official taste test
00:13of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy applesauce.
00:18Tropical kick.
00:19Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:21Cheers.
00:23Let's do it.
00:25Wow.
00:28My serious buzz are opening.
00:30My sinuses are opening.
00:33My mind is like exploding with color.
00:36Now we got to give it the rating.
00:38Ooh.
00:39Nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:43Let's go.
00:46Signing off.
00:48See you next time on the next PJ's Snack Attack.
00:51Dessert.
00:56At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
00:59I have come to the decision to explore the sale of Rockin' Grandmas
01:03to the good people of Trucus.
01:05I kind of think she's hot.
01:07Yeah.
01:09You hanging in there?
01:09I'm doing good.
01:10I'm still embarrassed and everything.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:13Were you going to propose with that hat on?
01:15Just tell him I left not because I'm embarrassed or something.
01:16Just tell him I had diarrhea.
01:17Tell him.
01:18OK.
01:18OK.
01:24What's up, everyone?
01:25My name is Michael Swinson.
01:26I am the Unreal Hypnotist.
01:27I love your product.
01:28I have one in my bag.
01:30Oh, I'm just going to say it.
01:32I don't trust him.
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:35No!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:39No!
01:49No!
01:49That could be like Arsano.
01:51Yeah, there you go.
01:52Lost in his arms.
01:53Lost in his arms.
01:53Lost in his arms.
01:57Lost in his arms.
02:16today on this schedule we got talent show yeah you know you know i won the talent show last
02:22year okay and i wanted to defend my title you got to gosh i'm so sad i'm gonna miss it
02:30i really
02:31am don't come don't miss it come on i don't know i feel bad about the whole proposal thing
02:36does it feel like cool now if i came back it's like oh yeah whatever water yes yes man you
02:41will
02:42be welcome back with open arms like this is a family no matter what you guys go through they're
02:47gonna love you and care about you and amy's doing okay yeah yeah absolutely gosh i'll give it some
02:57thought are you guys excited about the talent show today yeah yes every year on the retreat we do a
03:04talent show and everyone gets to impress each other with our different little skills that we
03:08probably wouldn't know about if we're at the office doing our day-to-day jobs yeah any sneak peeks for
03:14us oh no you want to share not from me i have something i want to share oh there may
03:19or may
03:19not be an extra surprise all right i miss kevin that's not i really miss him that's what i told
03:28him this morning he didn't he didn't give me a time frame he said he was gonna take his time
03:31but
03:31he said he'll think about coming back he won the talent show last year yeah he sang my way okay
03:37and
03:38it was beautiful he has a remarkable voice okay him singing is something i wouldn't pick you know
03:44him to do but i believe it though the one thing i didn't i didn't tell him about yesterday
03:51yeah so we had a pretty boozy late one at the dinner last night so everybody came in kind of
03:57dragging did anyone else get sick last night yeah it was fun glad i didn't get hypnotized
04:06next one of us shit i'm glad i bet you're glad you got hypnotized
04:10wait what are you saying to each other what i was just saying i bet he's glad he got hypnotized
04:16well i mean
04:21yeah what's wrong his neck spider bite first of all i know that things have been moving at a really
04:28rapid pace for you guys okay i get that and i'm sure that some of you are wondering how last
04:34night
04:35it affects the deal that i'm negotiating with elizabeth i really think that we're progressing
04:39and this can happen and it's going to be a good thing and we want to get this done before
04:45the end of
04:45the retreat but i have stressed to her your jobs stay intact or there is no deal so with that
04:55being
04:55said elizabeth wanted the opportunity to speak with all of you thank you doug hi everyone um i want to
05:04say that you know i really just feel horrible about the whole hot sauce and the purse kerfuffle so i
05:09i really do give you my sincere apology i put the hot sauce in my purse because i thought it
05:15might
05:15ingratiate me to you all and i realized that was a stupid idea and we make mistakes but we own
05:20them
05:20at trucus and i hope that you can see that it came from a good place so as a gift
05:26to you all i called in
05:27a huge favor to get you a very special speaker today we have graham gertz is our brand strategist
05:35and he's going to come here uh in a bit to really share with you guys some mind-blowing strategies
05:42and
05:43i hope you guys walk to graham gertz being open to walking into possibility i want to start by asking
05:50a question who here wants to think outside the box outside the box outside the box okay well you
05:59might want to go somewhere else oh because guess what there is no box
06:07my friend kendall she called me a few years ago when she said gg i want to start a tequila
06:14company
06:14i want to call it 213 and i said you got the wrong area code honey it's 818 818 tequila
06:26is now the number one selling tequila brand in the nation whoa wow in the 22 to 23 year old
06:38female demographic number one in the nation it's okay to applaud thank you thank you thank you
06:48we're standing right now at the base of the second mountain i wouldn't be here if you guys hadn't
06:55already conquered the first mountain now it's about getting you to where i'm at right second mountain
07:00thinking there i am second mountain here's you guys right now by the time you get to the second
07:08mountain i'll be at a place people at the second mountain like to call the third mountain but let's
07:15not get ahead of ourselves my team and i put together 10 ideas that will take this company over
07:21the second mountain pickleball like the bottle would be that i don't know just ideas we don't know
07:28this is a smart bottle you can hook up the bottle to your phone get the temperature
07:35who knows i don't know actually this is old this is an old one virtually no no this is old
07:44nfts old
07:45ai right that was a good one we want to be doing that right that's obvious now i want to
07:54talk about
07:54the brand i love what you guys are doing it's brilliant i wouldn't touch it would i tweak it
08:03rockin grandma where does that come from what's the genesis of that it's my great grandma nice i love
08:10a personal story yeah it's really special it's really special it really is but let's let's take a
08:18step back here so here's a pitch rockin stepsister do you have a stepsister no stepsister is the most
08:30searched for relative on the internet or at least on many of the websites me and my team have scoured
08:40because let's just be honest grandmas right are generally old you know that's just one knock on
08:50them you really don't like the the stepsister idea i'm not a fan of you're not a fan of it
08:56why
08:58because i think what makes the at least the name jump out is you don't see grandma's rocking out so
09:04i
09:04think that's what catches the attention the cleverness yeah okay stepsister grandma it's all
09:09subjective it wasn't sure he fits in with trucus he gives the same kind of vibes the same kind of
09:18energy so um there's positive negatives to both well i'm positive he's yanked it to his own stepsister
09:26i don't i'm gonna be quiet because i just i personally feel like i'm bringing a lot of negative
09:31energy just because they rubbed me the wrong way so oh got it got it obviously a driver with a
09:37class
09:38d class class d certification uh-huh actually hold on a second excuse me uh what time does the talent
09:43show begin tonight why do you care that's our thing we're making some plans for our performance
09:48yeah your dad invited us to join and we're joining in the it's all right child it's all right it's
09:55all
09:55it's all right it's all right let's show them what we got real quick guys i just want to say
10:04even though true kiss has come here i just want us to remember that the talent show is a big
10:08thing
10:08for us okay so i want us to bring our a-games we got to defend the title yeah we
10:13do today is
10:14going to be exciting i'm ready let's make sure that trophy stays here
10:22hey guys um you know i told y'all there was going to be a surprise today yes what
10:37i was sort of feeling like i wanted to come back and anthony was like very encouraging he said it's
10:43the water's warm come on back you know so it was like yeah so um i'm so i'm really really
10:48excited to
10:49be back i do want to apologize uh for being inappropriate on the first day of the retreat
10:54and uh i do want to apologize to you uh amy specifically uh for making you feel uncomfortable
11:00that day putting you in that position thanks kevin and i'm happy you're back okay i'm very happy to
11:05be back i'm very happy we love you thank you thank you thank you let's have a good time let's
11:10do it
11:10yes yeah a good time of course yeah okay okay yeah good you okay kevin are you are you wearing
11:16an
11:16earring yeah well oh yeah oh no yeah this yeah no yeah yeah have you always had that earring
11:22yeah i've worn this to the office before it's a new one but i've i've no i wear this sometimes
11:27i've never seen that earring no it's cool no i would notice that right she's blinging oh it's a new
11:32one it's a new one but no i've worn i've worn earrings before oh you're right on time for the
11:35talent show which is great i was like i can't miss this thing i can't miss i gotta i gotta
11:39go you
11:40gonna bring us home it would be i mean have you been practicing i have been practicing yeah um i
11:44guess
11:45i want to ask i know you passed the reins of captain fun over to me so i was delegated
11:49to
11:49be the host of the talent show this year is that something i can continue to do or would you
11:53like
11:53to take over as captain fun you have inherited the role of captain fun so so so anthony will be
11:59hosting the talent show you better yeah yeah i'm looking forward if you're good with it yeah okay
12:02okay i'm excited to do so how you doing good oh my god i have to tell you yeah um
12:09just so you know
12:10the other night we went out there was a hypnotist anthony got a little tipsy short story anthony and
12:20i just wanted you to know just because you're walking back on on this you know what i mean
12:24no no no yeah yeah no no no i appreciate it i appreciate it no i appreciate it yeah the
12:30full
12:31crew is back in action let's get to the seminar room hang back with me for one second i just
12:38wanted
12:39to say real quick um uh pj told me about what happened and i just want to say it's all
12:44good
12:44the heart wants what it wants it's okay you know you could it's it's all i'm a big man i
12:49can i can
12:49take it it's all right i'm not sure what you mean you know i'm i'm happy for you you know
12:54that's for
12:54me yeah happy for me for what you you i i mean we're adults here you and amy had one
13:00night stand
13:00that's no no that did not happen well not me the other anthony yeah that's how i was like i
13:09need you
13:10to clarify man because you know we need to be on the same page about this okay okay okay so
13:15other
13:15anthony was hypnotized and then amy had been drinking a bit so i think that kind of was she hypnotized
13:20no she was intoxicated wow other anthony yeah i mean i guess he's don't don't go i guess i guess
13:30he's
13:31oh he's a tall guy no no no he's a good guy now you're comparing yourself to him and that's
13:34not
13:34no no no no i wouldn't oh no no oh no no i wouldn't i'm not saying he's better marriage
13:38material than me or whatever yeah but he does have great calves it does occur to me that
13:45because two rocking grandma's employees are now in a physical relationship i'm gonna have to do like
13:49an interview with them i'm gonna have to like basically just like document their relationship
13:53and get their statements and everything hey do you think you could help me out with that
13:56it's just it's basically just i just need a third party witness yeah i got you i got you man
14:01all right man absolutely uh gosh
14:07hello angels it's like angels
14:13we were grills warm hello on the phone is pj making snack tiktoks in this denim beret
14:20this isn't even gonna be one i use it it's hard though so the winner always gets this the grammy
14:28award you get it and that's my great grandma and we're not letting trucus get their grubby freckled
14:34hands on it that's what's up come on now yeah nope yeah hey what do you think of this earring
14:41not yet it looks good they wouldn't take the ring back so i was like you know what i'm gonna
14:45turn that
14:46diamond this oh that was the diamond in the ring this is the diamond from the ring okay so that's
14:50real ice no no it's like the most expensive jewelry ever worn you know i know this is awkward
14:56we're all adults here yeah whatever you need yeah great yeah this is very boilerplate kind of
15:01okay and uh anthony's gonna be our third party witness today so thank you anthony for being here
15:07okay um please uh list below any uh relationship uh with any principal officer um this is i think i
15:15think
15:15we know who the relationship is is between here between me and another anthony yeah have there
15:20been any public displays of affection witnessed by other employees i mean yes but um because i think
15:26pj and anthony saw and you you attested that too is okay yeah and i would like to say up
15:33front that
15:33there was just there was enthusiastic consent from both parties big time passionate consent yeah that's
15:40important yeah and we were we just kept checking in of like um i'd say like is it okay to
15:46stick my
15:46tongue in your mouth yeah and i did the same thing like yes it is okay and is it okay
15:51if i stick my
15:52tongue in your mouth amy and i'd say yes that's fine totally consensual uh thank you for being forthcoming
15:59any detail you want we just want to make sure we're doing this right and that you have all the
16:03information
16:03what this is all about okay good anthony i don't actually think i have your address on file oh yeah
16:10so i don't really have a address right now because a large infestation of black mold in my condo had
16:18to move out uh well i kind of need to put down an address of some kind um do you
16:23have any well why
16:24don't you just put you can just put my address for now really yeah i mean because you so you
16:30just have
16:30like something on file and you i mean you can maybe stay with me that would be honest you know
16:35i learned an interesting uh spaghetti fact the other one strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto
16:41a spaghetto yeah wow okay that is interesting it is interesting right it's kind of like goose and
16:46keys yeah yeah exactly yeah so actually um kevin you can just put my address for his address oh you're
16:53gonna live with her yeah my yeah oh what kind of mattress do you have it's really bouncy i like
17:02firm but i could try you know what uh can you do me a favor anthony it actually doesn't matter
17:08who
17:08asks the question and who witnesses i think it'd be more perfect could you just ask this just the
17:13just this section is that okay yeah okay i'm just gonna witness from uh over here
17:20can you describe the incident in which your relationship crossed from professional into
17:24physical yeah i actually crossed a lot off my bucket list that night but it started because
17:30he brushed my thigh with his hand and at first i was like oh and then i was like oh
17:37so then i kind
17:39of like leaned in and i started sucking on his upper lip and he started kissing my bottom lip and
17:46then we
17:46had switched yeah and i liked it a lot you know i think we're done i think we're done anyway
17:53thank
17:53you guys so much oh no thank you do you feel like you have enough information oh we got enough
17:59information oh yeah yeah anthony you think that's enough information yeah yeah
18:11hey anthony so we actually we're gonna have to true because i guess needs a little bit more time so
18:16i'm just gonna tell him we'll be about like 21 minutes damn i'm fine i'm fine
18:23throw them last or where are they second to last they wanted to go last but doug's tradition is
18:28the winner always goes okay that's what they had said although we've been in meetings all day with
18:32dog to you know close the deal we still found time to put together performance that i believe will
18:38be unstoppable hi everybody listen up this is important all right this is called rocking grandma's
18:45got talent not truekis got talent right yeah let's show them what we got huh let's show them who we
18:51are
18:51rocking grandmas baby let's go yeah hands in let's go
18:56rg's rocking grandma rg's rocking grandma
19:03truekis is gonna go down because we're rocking grandmas and we have to beat truekis so they can know
19:08like okay we don't around with anybody oh my gosh you guys you look amazing how exciting yes
19:19y'all ready to have a good night yeah all right all right all right so
19:26oh there she is she's giving y'all a sneak peek of our grammy the winner of tonight's contest will
19:36receive this grammy awarded by miss marjorie i heard that she is a tough cookie so y'all better give
19:43it
19:43y'all's best and i will be fair but objective so first off we had jackie and her flute
20:02we all agreed to wow marjorie by coming out of the gate hot and then you know people made some
20:07other choices asmr we have these spicy chips let's go for a ride
20:39the scene begins come in bones and you are claire coleman i.t
20:51what do you think of adding a new special character to our marriage
20:55is it her yes i'm in uh yeah i'll be honest i was getting pretty nervous because um marjorie
21:03hadn't seemed too stoked by anything we did so i knew i had to get up there and turn things
21:09around
21:09for us back in like 2010 2011 i got super into rave culture my homie squiggly had an extra ticket
21:17to hard
21:18summer and hook up to some bomb-ass ecstasy so i rolled my balls off and hooked up with this
21:23like
21:23smoking hot chick who just had x's on her nipples so that was kind of like the peak moment of
21:28my life to that
21:58point
22:09so they come in here trying to take over our talent show apparently asking to be last yeah they
22:15want to be the last last slot of the talent show we don't play that kevin goes last kevin's going
22:20last
22:21do you know what true kiss is doing no uh yeah at this point i'm feeling really good about our
22:26chances
22:27i mean what's stupid true kiss gonna do next up we have what i would like to consider our special
22:33guests from true kiss we have them up next so whenever you're ready let's do it we are waiting
22:38for uh true kiss team member to arrive shortly within oh you know what actually they're here so just sit
22:46tight so here we go everybody representing the true kiss group someone who needs no introduction
22:53who is please give a warm rocking grandma's welcome to two-time golden globe nominee nine-time grammy
23:02nominee multi-platinum singer songwriter and recording artist it's sia it's sia you guys thank you for
23:12coming thank you so much hi oh wow wow so nice to meet you all give it up everyone yes
23:20who the is sia
23:24what the hell these people brought in sia to our company talent show pj
23:32you add zero to you i'm sorry girl but it's sia like sia we're gonna get a private concert from
23:38sia guys
23:40this is next level bravo looks like i'm following sia i had no idea she was coming i'm a fan
23:48what are
23:49you doing well i'm gonna sing i'm gonna sing that's a little preview i'm gonna sing kevin has such a
23:54good
23:54voice he does other can i see your bug bite i didn't realize it's so big get you yeah okay
24:03how
24:03about that um uh anthony um can you well we just set up sia in a private guest cabin uh
24:12please just
24:13make sure she has water you know drinks green m&ms whatever she needs okay okay okay yeah so um
24:20i was
24:20just kind of sent over there to be her assistant like get anything she needs um so we just kind
24:24of
24:25talked to like a normal person i didn't act like a fan like pj oh the shade i'm not ashamed
24:34of being
24:34a fan the one thing i do need help with okay is which wig it helps me sometimes if i
24:41see them on
24:42would you mind you want me to put it on yeah normally i have people to help me to do
24:47this but
24:47where apparently they're a bit low budge here um although they're paying me a ton i bet i'm very
24:55grateful for um going through a divorce oh wow i got the house but he got all the crypto i
25:00really need
25:01this gig hey let's check you out in here all right well do you feel like a pop star uh
25:09not really yeah
25:11it or actually i might go the curly one oh i like this i like the curls better it's better
25:17it just
25:18feels more natural for me yeah and it feels more natural for me too okay so if you're going to
25:23introduce me i just it's i'm because i'm a little bit particular i love a little bit of pizzazz
25:28says okay i've got a special outfit and i it will fit you and you look amazing in it and
25:34stop checker
25:34what do you say well there we go all right weak ankles so as you guys know we have a
25:49really special
25:49guest with us here tonight give it up for seo come on come on turn the radio on it's friday
26:01night
26:02and it won't be long gotta do my hair put my makeup on it's friday night and it won't be
26:08long
26:08still i hit the dance club hit the dance club i got all i need it was cool that they
26:15brought someone
26:16in but you know i did honestly expect them to like perform themselves it would have been nice to
26:20see what they could do too but she killed it
26:43i'm sorry i couldn't resist it nah i get it that song was a banger oh my god i forgot
26:50my underpants
26:52i'm sweating a lot i'm sweating a lot i'm losing my voice i feel very hot and i pass out
27:07i love cheap thrills
27:12thank you so much have we got anyone else i'm gonna join you yeah how about that guys wasn't that
27:23amazing
27:27so our final act is the two-time champion and he's here to defend his title give it up for
27:36kevin
27:39that's time for a real singer to take the mic let's get a real singer on the mic go kevin
27:45go kevin
28:00yeah you know i normally do an old standard song but i decided to mix it up tonight not sure
28:07why
28:29tell me what the f**k is going on
28:32he loves amy and he thought that they were dating
28:34so he proposed to her she said no it was just like we're just best friends
28:39but i'm a creep i'm a weirdo
29:11i thought kevin rocked yeah i was really impassioned he left his heart out there yeah i thought it was
29:17beautiful
29:17what the hell am i doing here i don't belong here
29:29i don't belong here
29:35wow give it up for kevin
29:39that's what i'm talking about
29:41that's what i'm talking about
29:43that's what i'm talking about
29:43kevin that was amazing
29:46truly like that was
29:48personal
29:49beautiful
29:50loud
29:51wow i'm like moved
29:53thank you appreciate it thank you thank you
29:55i mean i just think the world of marjorie i think she didn't have to say that it really made
29:59me feel good and everything and um
30:02i don't know if she's single actually
30:03marjorie
30:06oh shoot
30:07oh no no no no
30:09oh no i've learned my lesson i'm not going to propose in public terms
30:12no i wouldn't do that no no
30:14oh
30:17kevin
30:18i caught that song honestly just blew me away
30:21great
30:22are you saying we won
30:23time
30:24oh no no the winner is
30:26see ya are you freaking
30:27what am i winning
30:30a grammy
30:32this is my first grammy you guys
30:35awesome
30:38that meant she just left
30:39you should have just got on the bus with her
30:41oh my god
30:41can you imagine
30:46oh
30:46oh
30:46oh guys let's have sand we want to give a warm goodbye right let's wave let's wave
30:50to her you guys
30:51finally won the first grammy you guys come on
30:54bye see ya
30:56guys jump a little
30:57ah yes she's jumping you guys
31:00you want to mirror people they like you when you do that
31:03okay you know what let's keep it going keep the party going
31:05my arms getting tired
31:07i thought that was a bit much like when she left
31:10we like had to jump and wave for like 20 minutes
31:13bye
31:14bye
31:16can i just say
31:18trucus for the win
31:20yeah
31:22i mean i do think trucus cheated a little bit by bringing sia
31:25at the same time i'm not trying to take away from the moment it is definitely exciting to
31:29you know even be around her get to talk to her and like interact with her
31:32it's crazy it's crazy but i do feel bad for dougie though tonight did not go the way he wanted
31:37it to
31:37you know
31:38stupid talented sia
31:40oh look at me i got a voice of an angel
31:42doug can we finish up some of the talks in the business center
31:45yes i'll talk to you soon
31:46all right all right
31:47all right have a great night with everything that happened tonight
31:50how are you feeling about the potential true kiss
31:52yeah i felt you know a little confused honestly when sia showed up but i trust doug and they do
32:00they do have the resources that we want to grow
32:02and i heard she signed some things for you guys
32:04she signed my vision board
32:06and she said to pj love sia
32:09it was cool she came but sia told me that trucus paid her a bunch of money to perform
32:14so that tells you all you need to know about them
32:17facts i mean these people paid money to win our family company's talent show
32:24that's psychotic dog
32:25i mean
32:27excuse me uh excuse me
32:32sorry for interrupting but uh
32:35big news okay
32:37okay we
32:39have a deal
32:41we have a deal
32:43wow
32:43uh we're signing the papers tomorrow
32:47yeah
32:47i trust him
32:49i trust him
32:50yeah
32:59on the next episode
33:01of company retreat
33:02this is the end of art retreat
33:04but the beginning of a new era
33:06for rocking grandmas
33:07i just
33:08and let's open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on
33:13this is just our way of welcoming you all to the trucus family
33:19we've been cooking up a pretty awesome idea
33:22i'm really excited and i really think it could be huge
33:26if trucus thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want to do
33:30they're in for a rude awakening
33:31amen
33:33amen to that
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