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#video #LOL: Last One Laughing UK - Season 2 - Episode 04: A Spare Thumb
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00:36While I've got you, there's another one.
00:45Say it answered.
00:47What kind of sausage would you like?
00:49You are a vegan, so you don't touch the meat.
00:51What kind of sausage?
00:52Just like a stroke.
00:53Would you like...
01:02Oh, wow!
01:05It's an own goal for Alan.
01:07Oh, I knew it was that bloody sausage.
01:10That was so good, though.
01:15Oh, God.
01:17I knew the sausage machine would be my downfall.
01:20Then my eye looked over to Pat Noodle and then I was just gone.
01:24OK, so that's seven of you on yellow cards.
01:27Yellows.
01:28So, Sam, you don't have a yellow card, David, you don't have a yellow card.
01:31But unbelievably, Mel, you don't have a yellow card.
01:35Teetering.
01:36OK.
01:36I'm going back in.
01:37I'm restarting the game.
01:38OK.
01:39Doors.
01:41I mean, this is a very, very strong team.
01:46So, it's yellow cards for Alan and Romesh and all it took was a sausage machine firing
01:51out raw meat at a lady called Pat Noodle.
01:54Simple, really.
01:55OK, let's restart the game.
02:01Well done.
02:02Well done, Alan.
02:03OK.
02:04I loved that game and the shoe business was excellent.
02:08Thank you, thank you.
02:09We've all bitten down on a shoe when trying to curl one out.
02:13Yep.
02:14OK, let's go.
02:29Anyone care for a freshened-up buffet?
02:31Thanks.
02:32This is an amazing spread.
02:33I even have just had a whole one out a bit more.
02:36What is the calorific intake on this show?
02:38Gee, they've not stopped eating.
02:40Must be nice for them.
02:42They're allowed snacks.
02:44There's no snacks in there, aren't they?
02:45I don't want any anyway.
02:46I'm glad when you said to me there's no snacks, I said I don't even want any.
02:49Ah!
02:49What are your favourite mates, Alan?
02:53Tongue.
02:54Tongue.
02:55Tongue.
02:55Who's tongue?
02:56Tongue of cow.
02:57Tongue of cow.
02:59Human tongue.
03:00Human tongue.
03:00Is your favourite mate?
03:02Mm.
03:02You've got temptation in your mouth at all times.
03:04Mm.
03:05Bob?
03:05Oh, this is...
03:06The human tongue's got them.
03:08And we've got quite a big tongue, if you don't mind me saying.
03:10Yeah, yeah.
03:10It's quite girthy.
03:11I've got a long tongue.
03:12I'm quite...
03:12I've got a well-hung tongue.
03:14A well-hung tongue.
03:18Who's got the longest tongue here?
03:20Sam's got a long tongue.
03:21Sam's got a long tongue.
03:21Can we see it?
03:26What the hell?
03:28What?
03:28What?
03:30Do that again, Sam.
03:31What just happened?
03:32What was going on there?
03:33Do that again, Sam, please.
03:35Slower.
03:35Is that actually your tongue?
03:38Why are you cuffing at half the tongue?
03:40Well, I'm worried...
03:41Is it a trick?
03:42It can't be his tongue, though.
03:42It's a magic trick.
03:43That can't be his tongue.
03:44You can't have a tongue.
03:45Who has a spare tongue?
03:48If there's tongue talk, the tongue comes out.
03:53Drinks orders.
03:54Drinks orders.
03:55I'd have a glass of rosé or a...
03:57I'll have a rosé.
03:57Rosé?
03:58Anyone else for rosé?
03:59Yeah, I think I will.
04:01Three rosés.
04:01Rosé team?
04:03I've had some scallops.
04:07If you're doing scallops, I'll have some of yours.
04:09Two scallops?
04:10Yeah.
04:10Very good.
04:11Good smell.
04:12Rummers, did you want a something or other?
04:13Rummers?
04:14You wanted a glass of rosé?
04:15Yeah, I'll have a glass of rosé.
04:16So, we'll get a bottle of rosé.
04:17I don't know how to do this, but I'll see what I can do.
04:22Mel.
04:23Oh, hello.
04:23I just wondered if we might be able to possibly have a bottle of rosé.
04:28Yeah, no problem at all.
04:30That's really kind.
04:31And a few glasses.
04:32I should be all right.
04:34You're really kind.
04:35Thank you so much.
04:36I'm not, but yeah.
04:38Bye.
04:39Bye.
04:40So, you can phone out.
04:43You can phone out.
04:45And just this.
04:46My angelic pager.
04:47Yeah.
04:48I could jump.
04:48Oh.
04:50Er, Mel.
04:52Mel.
04:53Mel.
04:53Mel.
04:54Mel.
04:54Mel.
04:56Absolutely.
04:57Shabbat rank.
04:59Yes.
05:00Oh, that's good.
05:01Oh, what's happened here?
05:05What the hell?
05:08We have had a laugh, and no-one else was involved.
05:12They've done this to themselves.
05:14Doors.
05:15Nothing happened here.
05:17Oh, here we go.
05:18What?
05:19Can't be.
05:21We have had a laugh.
05:23What?
05:24And this was, I mean, you talk about own goals.
05:27This is just someone taking themselves out.
05:29For no good reason.
05:31Let's have a look.
05:37Sorry.
05:38Er, Mel.
05:39Mel.
05:39Mel.
05:41Mel.
05:43Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:45Mel.
05:46What the hell were you thinking?
05:48Mel, Mel, Mel.
05:48Mel, Mel, Mel.
05:49You burped yourself out.
05:52The viewers at home will watch that and go, that audio, they've done something to that audio.
05:56That's genuinely the noise your body made.
06:00I'm really sorry.
06:01It's all the flumps and everything and the crisps.
06:04Don't blame the flumps.
06:06It's a yellow card.
06:07It's a yellow card.
06:08How basic is it to laugh at your own burp?
06:12Rookie error.
06:14Some of you are going to be joining myself and Roisin very, very soon.
06:17I'll restart the game.
06:19So Mel's incredible burp brought her down.
06:21A yellow card for her and a suggestion.
06:24Maybe a bottle of Gaviscon.
06:29While you were away, someone came in and opened a bag of popcorn and then ate someone.
06:33I told them we weren't allowed it.
06:35So they've gone now.
06:37You've got to have more control over these people.
06:39We've eight on yellow cards.
06:43Let's restart the game.
06:46Oh, here we go.
06:47Here we go.
06:52One more strike.
06:53One more strike.
06:56Has anyone got a weird crush?
06:58Weird crush?
06:59Gordon Ramsay.
07:01When he starts shouting, I really like it.
07:03Yeah.
07:04I used to fancy the Jack of Clubs.
07:07You know, in the pack of cards.
07:11Good looking.
07:12It was good looking.
07:14If we're going there, Mufasa.
07:18Really?
07:18Mufasa is Saxa.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Officer Dibble.
07:22Hello.
07:23Dibble was hot.
07:24Officer Dibble?
07:25Officer Dibble from Topcat.
07:27How can you fancy the po-po?
07:31I've never heard or thought of Officer Dibble as the po-po.
07:36No, but technically, correct.
07:40I said...
07:41Oh.
07:43Hello.
07:43Something is...
07:44Oh, yes.
07:45Something's going to happen.
07:45Not into...
07:47Judy Finnegan, guys.
07:48It's Judy Finnegan.
07:49Oh, imagine!
07:50That would be amazing.
07:53Hello, everyone.
07:54Now, David and Sam, you don't have yellow cards,
07:57so you're going to go head-to-head in a special challenge.
08:01I know comedians hate showing off,
08:02so this is going to be really tough for you.
08:04You have to take in turns to say something impressive about yourself,
08:08so this is a chance to boast about your greatest achievements.
08:12Please take your places at the table.
08:14The game starts and ends when the bell rings.
08:17Go, guys.
08:19Go, guys!
08:20Go, guys!
08:21OK.
08:23OK.
08:25Um...
08:26Put it there.
08:28Um...
08:29Say something impressive about me.
08:31I, um, have a good tenacity and I think I'm strong-willed.
08:35I have occasional attention to detail.
08:38Well, I have a girlfriend.
08:40I have a wife.
08:43My first kiss was actually on a castle in Guildford.
08:50I look forward to my first kiss.
08:54Ew.
08:55Um...
08:56I have, uh, a lot of mates.
08:58A lot of great mates.
08:59I was a finalist in the Rosary Club Public Speaking Competition
09:03in 1991 or 1992.
09:05I mean, this is at school, but I did very well in the cross-country.
09:09I appreciate cheese and am able to show it.
09:13Oh, dear.
09:17Um...
09:18I am...
09:19good at swimming and I would actually even trouble the parsley.
09:23I won't tolerate stale biscuits.
09:29I won't tolerate bigotry.
09:32I will tolerate bigotry in order to influence people.
09:38Oh, I've got a printer.
09:40I've got, um...
09:43a laptop that can connect to my wife's printer.
09:46Oh, my wife's printer.
09:47The David Mitchell story.
09:49Ha!
09:51Ha!
09:53I, uh...
09:54I have a very loud voice when I need to.
09:57Do you shout?
09:59I can shout very loudly.
10:01I challenge you to a small mini-challenge within this challenge,
10:03which is a shout.
10:04A shout-off.
10:05You'd like me to shout?
10:06We both get to shout one thing at each other.
10:07OK, right.
10:09The challenge has got a spin-off.
10:12Who can shout for longest?
10:14You start there and we slowly step toward each other shouting.
10:17OK, ready?
10:18One, two, three.
10:19Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:40Ah!
10:41Ah!
10:41Ah!
10:42Ah!
10:43Ah!
10:43What is this house?
10:46Who's Diane Morgan?
10:49It felt like you needed that, David.
10:51I think it helped a bit.
10:52Although I think my voice may be different forever.
10:58That was one of my favourite parts so far.
11:00I enjoyed looking into your screaming face.
11:03I can't believe we didn't get anyone on that.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I mean, there's a reason those two don't have yellows.
11:08Lovely.
11:08Great work, guys.
11:09Really good.
11:10Very good.
11:10I think the world would be surprised that it was David who had the loudest scream.
11:15You wouldn't have put much money on that.
11:17He's an animal.
11:19We didn't know.
11:24When I went to Mexico, I got Montezuma's Revenge, so I had...
11:30I OD'd on Imodium and basically had to have a C-section to do a shit.
11:35Yeah.
11:37That's...
11:39That's full on.
11:40Yeah.
11:41That's bad.
11:42That's really bad.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Could you have a book in a date and stuff?
11:45Yeah.
11:46Yeah.
11:46And a gender reveal.
11:51See?
11:51Yeah.
11:55Did they show it to you?
11:57Did you keep it?
12:01Are you proud?
12:02Are you proud?
12:04Was it like people say, don't they, about birth?
12:07They say...
12:07It's just emotional for me.
12:09Oh, hello.
12:09It's emotional because that's actually my child.
12:12Oh, Alan.
12:13Alan.
12:14Alan.
12:15Oh, it's good.
12:16It's good.
12:18Just diary.
12:21He's got problems, hasn't he?
12:22He's weakening.
12:23No.
12:24No, you're just...
12:25It's just emotional for me because that's my child you're talking about.
12:28Yeah.
12:28Your poo child.
12:34You do a fair bit of acting, don't you?
12:37Mm.
12:37You do quite a lot of that.
12:38Mm.
12:41I've got an audition.
12:42Oh, yeah.
12:43Next week.
12:43But I find them really scary.
12:45Do you? Yeah.
12:46Unnerving.
12:47I've got the...
12:48Do you want to run...
12:48Would you run through it with me?
12:50Yeah.
12:50Absolutely.
12:53I don't know.
12:57You're Jack, if that's OK.
12:58Interior, quiet rural cafe.
13:00Jack, a handsome British man in mid-twenties, is working behind the counter.
13:04Enter Hannah, an American businesswoman in her early thirties.
13:08Hi, what can I get you?
13:09Oh, I'm still deciding.
13:11Hold on a second.
13:12That's really good.
13:13Is that good?
13:14Yeah.
13:14Her phone rings and she takes it out her bag.
13:17She takes a deep breath and answers calmly.
13:19Look, Steve, now ain't a good time.
13:22You know how important this case is to me and I can't think about us right now.
13:28She pauses to hear Steve's reply.
13:30She nods understandingly.
13:34Might want to work on that nod a bit.
13:36The nod?
13:37Yeah.
13:39She puts her phone away and glances back at Jack, who has already prepared her coffee.
13:44Got you an Americano?
13:46Because I think I detected an accent.
13:48Hannah rolls her eyes and laughs to herself.
13:54Not a laugh.
13:55I think that's risky business.
13:58I think you've got it in the bag.
13:59You reckon?
14:00Nothing to worry about.
14:01The only thing, I'd say that nod was a bit big.
14:03What would you go for?
14:07Yeah, that's it.
14:08Your accent's amazing.
14:10Cheers, Di.
14:13These are serious players.
14:15I think we need another joker.
14:17I'm out with...
14:18Hello.
14:19Here we go.
14:23Hello, last one laughing.
14:25Romesh, could you go and play your joker, please?
14:27Sure thing.
14:28Bye-bye.
14:28Has the booze arrived?
14:30No.
14:32What?
14:33What?
14:34What?
14:34What did they say?
14:35You can't just keep it to yourself.
14:37This is the most deadpan group of people.
14:39I can't believe they're all still in there.
14:41They're not breaking.
14:42OK, we're going to have to get strict now.
14:47Oh, straight in there.
14:49Okey dokey.
14:50Hello.
14:51Just to start off, I'm going to give you these, but could you not open them?
14:54Yeah, please.
15:02Let's go, Romesh.
15:05Oh, exciting.
15:07So, please don't look at the envelopes until I say...
15:10A lot of my comedy comes from taking ownership of some of the hardest things I've had to deal with.
15:14Whether it's my bonky eye, how much I depend on my mum for a career,
15:18or even how long I remained a virgin.
15:23I had to face a lot of criticism that I rely too much on jokes about my eye.
15:27Online, one person actually said, if he had two straight eyes, he'd be driving a taxi.
15:34But what people don't know is actually that a little part of me dies every time I mention my weaknesses
15:39in a room of people.
15:40It gets laughs, sure, but it still hurts.
15:43So, given you guys can't laugh, I thought I would detail some of the things that I found the hardest.
15:48Here are some examples of the things I've got called.
15:50Gauzy-eyed, croc-eyed, gammy-eyed, shitty-eyed, eyed-eyed.
15:57And this is probably the worst one.
16:01Cookie Monster.
16:19Things then quietened down, and I learned to make those jokes first, but I wasn't ready for what happened in
16:252007.
16:26Tony Blair stood down, and this man became Prime Minister.
16:34Can anybody guess what my nickname was in the late noughties?
16:38Gordon.
16:39It was Gordon Very Very Brown.
16:49I hope that the status of becoming a teacher would change things.
16:52Some kids called me Mr. Rajabaga Bing Bong.
16:56Which I thought was racist, but the head said all the vowels made it sound plausibly Sri Lankan.
17:04Fucking hell!
17:06A career in the public eye came next, and via the horror of social media.
17:11I found myself in the eye of the storm as TV appearances held another volley of horrible comments.
17:17Cameraman's nightmare.
17:19He needs his mum there for directions.
17:21His eyes are on more channels than he is.
17:25Not only that, but people made unflattering racial comparisons to other comedians.
17:30Jack Deepak.
17:33Ricky Gervaisian.
17:35Or the worst, David Bud Baddiel.
17:40My therapist says, the final stage of my healing is to allow you to say those things.
17:45So when I point at you, what I'd like you to do is open your envelope, take it in, and
17:49then I would like you to say the insult to my face.
17:54Start with you, please.
18:03Even he can't see things from his own perspective.
18:16He'd need the Death Star to give him laser eye surgery.
18:30He's got the worst eye since Isis.
18:43He got jizz in that eye from whoever he had to suck off to get on TV.
18:50Maisie straight in.
18:51Not even a bit of a mercy.
18:53Nothing to Maisie.
19:07His wife's eyes must be more fucked than his.
19:16And finally.
19:34His eye looks...
19:39His eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer.
19:52Thank you so much for taking the time to sort of share that and I certainly found it useful and
19:56I hope you did too.
19:57Thank you very much guys, I appreciate it.
19:59Thank you very much.
20:01Thank you very much.
20:06Brave.
20:07Very brave.
20:07That was brave.
20:08Very brave.
20:09I felt bad for Romesh.
20:10And I've had that myself.
20:11You know, people have said horrible things about me.
20:14You know.
20:14My smile's like a bombed out village and stuff like that.
20:17And someone said if I grew a moustache it'd look like Stonehenge had a thatched roof.
20:22What was yours again, Alan?
20:24Can't remember now.
20:30Let's have it again.
20:31Yeah, it was my favourite.
20:32Once more with feeling.
20:35You can really picture the grape, can't you?
20:38Bobbling around.
20:40It makes me feel.
20:41No, but...
20:42No, but that will help.
20:43That will help.
20:44Feel from it.
20:50His eyes...
20:54...looks like...
20:57That's brilliant.
21:00That's a laugh.
21:01It's a weird noise but it was a laugh.
21:02Yep.
21:05Whoa.
21:06What?
21:07Uh-oh.
21:08What?
21:09Doors.
21:12Oh, God.
21:14I think it might have been me, guys.
21:17We have had...
21:18...a laugh.
21:22Please.
21:25His eyes...
21:28...looks like...
21:32Oh, Bemi.
21:35Bemi, Bemi.
21:38Bemi, you're the first one out.
21:40Bemi.
21:40No!
21:43Oh!
21:44Yeah.
21:44Yeah, you are.
21:46Bemi, you have to come and watch with me.
21:47But...
21:48...you don't have to go on your own.
21:51Have a look.
21:51We've had another laugh.
21:56Let's have it again.
21:59You can really picture the grape, can't you?
22:04Oh!
22:05Oh!
22:05We're being incredibly strict now.
22:08And you lot pushed me to do that again.
22:11Had to happen, Alan!
22:12OK, that's one for you, Bemi.
22:14One for you, Alan.
22:14You'll come with me.
22:15Come on.
22:16Doors and guys!
22:20I didn't get the first red card.
22:22It was a joint first red card.
22:24And technically, Alan Carr, alphabetically, is higher up.
22:28So, first, but like second to Alan.
22:32Bemi gets the first red card.
22:34She's out first.
22:35First red to Bemi.
22:38Oh, and Alan's out as well.
22:39But Bemi first.
22:42Please come in, take a seat.
22:44You are free to laugh.
22:46How did you find it in there?
22:47I couldn't control my face.
22:49There's so many funny people in there.
22:50Your facial expressions.
22:51It was only a matter of time.
22:52You know what my face is.
22:53I knew I'd be the first or second out or whatever.
22:56I thought I'd last longer.
22:58I mean, I lasted long, actually.
23:00It's just everyone else is so good.
23:04Right, team.
23:04Things are going to get really fricking tense.
23:08They haven't restarted, have they?
23:11Yeah, get it out.
23:17OK, should we restart?
23:18Yes.
23:19OK, let's go.
23:21I thought...
23:21Oh, jeez.
23:23Oh, this is thick and fast.
23:25I'm not ready for this.
23:27I might just get on the phone for some more booze.
23:30Lager, please.
23:36Have you been to a hem party, David?
23:38Only professionally, obviously.
23:40Professionally?
23:40Have you...
23:41What?
23:41You've been booked for a...
23:42You've been booked for a hem party.
23:44Yeah.
23:45When I was younger and more...
23:47As a stripper?
23:49No, as a sort of, you know, a waiter just in a thong.
23:52No.
23:53I can believe that you would be a stripper.
23:56I can't believe that you would wait on someone.
23:58It's difficult to take that as a compliment.
24:02It's so nice to laugh.
24:06OK, it's time to bring a bit of class to proceedings, isn't it?
24:09No.
24:09All right.
24:10Where is mine?
24:12Oh, hello.
24:13David.
24:14My daughter never...
24:15Oh, wow.
24:38Woo.
24:40This should be fun.
24:41Doors.
24:43I see you've all met my chiropodist.
24:46Please, take a seat up here.
24:48We have a singing challenge now.
24:50Now I would be out.
24:51Yeah, we'd be out now. I don't feel so bad now.
24:53Okay, it's actually fairly easy.
24:54All you've got to do is sing this.
25:03You bastard.
25:04Okay, just sing that when I point to you.
25:06Amy.
25:19David.
25:20Uh.
25:32Dad.
25:43Ramesh.
25:46Ramesh.
25:55Mel's got to go, surely.
25:57Mel.
26:11Sam.
26:19Bob.
26:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
26:26oh.
26:27Maisy's gone, come on.
26:28Maisy's gone.
26:29Come on.
26:30She's crying.
26:31Maisy.
26:43That was very strong.
26:45That was very strong.
26:45It's a very moving piece of music.
26:47Roisin, could you hit the red button for me?
26:49Yes, Jimmy.
26:50Oh, my God, Maisy.
26:56Yeah, who was it?
26:58Who was it?
27:01I think you know who it was.
27:03OK, let's have a look at the replay.
27:06Bob.
27:07Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:10Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:14Maisie.
27:16Maisie.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:19Aw.
27:20Maisie.
27:21Oh.
27:22Maisie.
27:22I'm sorry.
27:23I think you were laughing a bit there.
27:25Yeah.
27:25Just a little bit.
27:26A bit.
27:27A smidge.
27:29So, Maisie, it's a red card for you.
27:31Sorry, Maisie.
27:33We've also had a smile.
27:38Take a look.
27:40Oh!
27:50We are being strict at this stage of the game,
27:52so I've got to give you a red card.
27:53OK.
27:55It's a smile.
27:55I don't want to be a tease, but it is a smile.
27:57Well, it's a smile or a laugh, that's the game.
27:59Yeah.
28:00I mean, I came across such a narc then.
28:03Mal, sometimes it's nice to hold a glass rather than suck it
28:06to your face.
28:07I sucked it so hard I couldn't actually get it off then.
28:10I'm supposed to worry.
28:12She sucked it so hard she couldn't get it off.
28:16I can't get it off!
28:20I'm at his hand, you get ahead in show business.
28:24I was annoyed with myself for letting that slip.
28:27I thought I'd got away with it.
28:29Then just when you think you're safe,
28:31the spectre of Jimmy Carr returns and it's all over.
28:36So that's red cards for Amy and Maisie.
28:38Four down, six to go.
28:40Who will be the next to crack?
28:43Here we are, look at it!
28:45That was a tough one.
28:46I went so red, I thought I was going to pass out.
28:49You're not meant to repress it.
28:50No.
28:50It's unnatural.
28:51I knew I was out when I started to see stars.
28:54All right, let's restart the game.
28:55Yay!
28:56What happens?
29:04Can you give me three favourite things and I'll judge them?
29:07Three favourite what?
29:08Do you like cheese?
29:10Well, here's the thing, I don't really eat cheese,
29:12but I can do it off memory if you like.
29:14There was a time when you adore cheeses.
29:17Yeah.
29:18Your third cheese.
29:21Erm...
29:21Smoked cheddar.
29:25Sorry.
29:26At number two.
29:28Wensleydale.
29:33Sorry, Rom.
29:34And at number one for you.
29:37Danish blue.
29:41You love that one?
29:43Yeah.
29:44What a great cheese.
29:45It is a great cheese.
29:49Sorry to interrupt, chaps.
29:50Something from the buffet.
29:52Sorry to interrupt with a slightly loud voice.
29:55I'll not take anything, thank you.
29:56Something from the buffet.
29:57I'd love something.
29:57Cracker on a guac.
29:59Crack-a-mole, as we're calling it.
30:00Yeah, that'd be great.
30:01Combo the two.
30:01Or a nice little tomato.
30:03I can't stop eating.
30:03With a mozzarella looking underneath.
30:05Do you like your mozzarella, Bob?
30:09Or a cucumber, Bob?
30:11No, I'm going to see if there's a drink.
30:12Just dipping into the guac-a-mole.
30:14Dippy-dippy-dips in the guac-as.
30:17Look, Bob's so close.
30:20A lot of people didn't look to be on the offensive.
30:23Mel, for example, as soon as she saw somebody had a problem she was in,
30:27because she could smell a weakness.
30:30I miss the guys.
30:32I love those gals and Al.
30:34Everyone I really liked in this has now gone out.
30:43Hello, last one laughing.
30:45Oh, hi, Romesh.
30:45Could you get Bob to go and prepare his joker?
30:47OK, no problem.
30:50Bob, could you prepare your joker, please?
30:52Oh, hello, sailor.
30:54Right, now, it's belt and braces time, I fear.
30:58This could be a problem for people.
31:00Oh, Christ, this could be the end for some of us.
31:03Let's clench up,
31:04because this is going to be a very, very rough and difficult ride.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:11Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage...
31:15Shit.
31:19We are intimacy coordinators, yeah.
31:22You're a stout, lad.
31:25You're about to see a show.
31:27Hairier?
31:29Oh, wow.
31:31The stakes are high.
31:32A little bit sexier, a little bit futuristic.
31:35Is the card red or yellow?
31:36Oh, my God.
31:37This is so tense.
31:41Nice and simple.
31:42Would you consider yourself a pervert?
32:06Nice and simple.
32:09Would you consider yourself a pervert?
32:11Cheers.
32:11Cheers!
32:25Cheers!
32:25Cheers!
32:25Bye-bye, dans centre!
32:27Cheers!
32:28Cheers.
32:28Cheers!
32:28Cheers!
32:29Cheers.
32:43You
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