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00:00:00Ha! Ha!
00:00:30Grr!
00:01:01Let's go.
00:01:30Let's go.
00:02:06Open the gates or die.
00:02:31Attack!
00:02:47That is for the taste of our fury.
00:02:50Do you yield?
00:02:55I do not.
00:02:57No!
00:03:00No!
00:03:20No!
00:03:22No!
00:03:25No!
00:03:42No!
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00:03:55No!
00:03:56No!
00:04:26No!
00:04:29No!
00:04:35No!
00:04:36No!
00:04:37The presents!
00:04:38The presents!
00:04:39The presents!
00:04:40Wow!
00:04:41You were great!
00:04:42I was great!
00:04:43Are you kidding me?
00:04:44You were great!
00:04:45I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!
00:04:48That is not a commercial. That is cinema.
00:04:52What about the accents?
00:04:53Is it too much?
00:04:55Too much? It's perfect.
00:04:58Woo-hoo!
00:04:59Okay, I'm going to trust you.
00:05:00Well, well, well.
00:05:02If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the stupid Mario Brothers.
00:05:07Oh, great. Spike's here.
00:05:09Hey, Spike.
00:05:10Yeah, it's me!
00:05:16Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?
00:05:22As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.
00:05:25Wow, really?
00:05:26Uh, yeah.
00:05:27Our mom called and she said,
00:05:29Oh, boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen.
00:05:32And I said, thank you very much, mother. We're very proud of it.
00:05:35So, both!
00:05:39Good luck running the business with this idiot.
00:05:43Say that again about my brother and you're going to regret it.
00:05:49Oh, yeah?
00:05:51Get this to your tiny brain, Mario.
00:05:55You're a joke and you always will be.
00:06:07Are you insane?
00:06:08He's three times your size.
00:06:10Luigi, come on.
00:06:12You can't be scared all the time.
00:06:14You'd be surprised.
00:06:21Hello, Super Mario Brothers.
00:06:24Uh-huh.
00:06:25A drip in your faucet.
00:06:27That's great.
00:06:27I mean, that's great you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away.
00:06:32Okay.
00:06:33Mario, we got one!
00:06:35The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
00:06:38Woo-hoo!
00:06:48Oh, no.
00:06:48We're going to be late.
00:06:49No, we're not.
00:06:50Come on, let's go.
00:06:53Hey, wait up.
00:06:54This way.
00:06:58Come on, Luke.
00:06:59Step on it.
00:07:03Here you go.
00:07:06Oh, there you go.
00:07:07What are you doing?
00:07:13Get off of it.
00:07:19Oh, my God.
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:22Oh, my God.
00:07:24Oh, God.
00:07:24Oh, God.
00:07:25Oh, God.
00:07:30Come on, Luigi.
00:07:31Up those legs.
00:07:33Oh, God.
00:07:33I'm trying to stop by me.
00:07:42Oh, wow.
00:07:43We have hit the big time.
00:07:47The drip is right upstairs at the end of the hall.
00:07:50Can you fix it?
00:07:50Very confident, sir.
00:07:52You'll be careful about making a mess.
00:07:53Ma'am, I assure you, we don't make messes.
00:07:56We fix them.
00:07:59That's a princess.
00:08:01She likes you.
00:08:10My, my, my, my, my, my, my baby.
00:08:19French.
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25And a first job complete.
00:08:30Hey.
00:08:32Hey.
00:08:33Francis is here.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:41Hey, there, pal.
00:08:44Hey.
00:08:47Hurry up.
00:08:49Go, fuck it.
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:52Ah.
00:08:53Ah.
00:08:55Ah.
00:08:56Ah.
00:08:56Ah.
00:08:57Ah.
00:08:57Ah.
00:08:58Ah.
00:09:00Mamma mia!
00:09:08Uh, Mario?
00:09:43That hell is going to escape!
00:09:46No, it won't.
00:09:54Hey, uh, Mario?
00:10:00Who's a good puppy?
00:10:03Who's a good boy?
00:10:30Who's a good boy?
00:10:33Who's a good boy?
00:10:35Hey-oh!
00:10:37Hey-oh!
00:10:38Oh-ho!
00:10:39It's the Super Mario Brothers from the TV.
00:10:45They give an Oscar for worst actors.
00:10:47Hey.
00:10:48What'd I do?
00:10:49So, uh, did everybody saw the commercial then?
00:10:52Uh-huh.
00:10:52We've seen it.
00:10:54And?
00:10:54I wouldn't quit your day job.
00:10:56Oops!
00:10:57He already did!
00:10:59Well, I thought it was incredible.
00:11:01It belongs in a movie theater.
00:11:04Ah, mushrooms.
00:11:05Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
00:11:08I like mushrooms.
00:11:08I'll take it.
00:11:09Mario, seriously.
00:11:11What were you thinking with that commercial?
00:11:13What?
00:11:13It's supposed to be funny.
00:11:14Did someone pass it, Brad?
00:11:15Yeah, but what's with the outfits?
00:11:17Plumbers wearing white gloves?
00:11:19That's right.
00:11:20You gotta have a trademark.
00:11:21Gotta stand out.
00:11:21Don't listen to them.
00:11:23The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
00:11:25I'm not sure they did, Mom.
00:11:27Dad, what did you think?
00:11:29I think you're nuts.
00:11:31You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream.
00:11:36And the worst part?
00:11:37You're bringing your brother down with you.
00:11:41Well, thanks, Dad.
00:11:42Thanks for your support.
00:11:47What'd I say?
00:12:02Hey.
00:12:06You're not bringing me down.
00:12:08You know what?
00:12:09What do they know, huh?
00:12:11That's not just them.
00:12:13Our whole lives, everyone's telling us we can't do this, we can't do that.
00:12:17Just sick and tired of feeling so small.
00:12:20A water main burst underground.
00:12:21It is stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
00:12:25Everything is under control, I promise you.
00:12:27We are very close to fixing this.
00:12:29Out of my back!
00:12:30Somebody help!
00:12:31Somebody save Brooklyn!
00:12:33Save Brooklyn?
00:12:35Luigi, this is our chance!
00:12:38Destiny is calling!
00:12:40Destiny, they'll watch you from high school?
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No!
00:12:43Just come on!
00:12:44Ha ha!
00:12:57I got this!
00:13:00They're not even looking in the right place!
00:13:02Come on, Lou!
00:13:12You are not seriously getting rid of y'all!
00:13:25We gotta get to that pressure valve!
00:13:30Come on, Lou!
00:13:37Come on, Lou!
00:13:40Woo!
00:13:43Woo!
00:14:11I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:22Whoa.
00:14:26What is this place?
00:14:59Looks like nobody's been down here for years.
00:15:04Luigi?
00:15:07Luigi, are you in there?
00:15:14Luigi!
00:15:19What?
00:15:23Huh?
00:15:27Ah!
00:15:30Ah!
00:15:32Whoa!
00:15:40Whoa!
00:15:42Whoa!
00:15:43Whoa!
00:15:45Whoa!
00:15:51Hi, A.J.
00:15:53Hi, A.J.
00:15:57Give me a hand!
00:15:59It's all gonna be okay!
00:16:01How is this gonna be okay?
00:16:03I'm telling you! Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together!
00:16:10No way, A.J.
00:16:13No way, A.J.
00:16:15No way, A.J.
00:16:20A.J.
00:16:23A.J.
00:16:25A.J.
00:16:42A.J.
00:16:50Do not catch that mushroom, you'll die!
00:16:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:55That one's perfectly fine.
00:16:57That's a little mushroom, man.
00:16:59A little mushroom, man, talking to me.
00:17:01Pleased to meet you.
00:17:02I'm Toad.
00:17:04Uh, Mario?
00:17:08So this is, uh, this is not a dream?
00:17:11Ah!
00:17:12That hurt, right?
00:17:13Yes!
00:17:14Definitely not a dream.
00:17:16And it's, this place is...
00:17:18The Mushroom Kingdom!
00:17:21Mushrooms, really?
00:17:22Now that is a cruel twist of fate.
00:17:27Oh.
00:17:30Hello?
00:17:33Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
00:17:34My brother, in fact.
00:17:36He looks exactly like me, but tall and skinny.
00:17:38And green.
00:17:39See, last time I saw him, he was falling through a pipe,
00:17:42it was foggy, and can I believe there was lava?
00:17:44Uh, that is not good.
00:17:47Um, your brother has landed in the Dark Lands.
00:17:51They're under Bowser's control.
00:17:55Bowser?
00:17:56He's the most evil, wretched creature alive!
00:18:04I'm taking you to see the princess.
00:18:06She can help you.
00:18:07She can do anything.
00:18:09Princess?
00:18:15Come on, Mario!
00:18:17Our big adventure begins now!
00:18:19Hang on, Luigi.
00:18:20Oh, Luigi.
00:18:33Oh!
00:18:36Oh!
00:18:47Mario?
00:18:49Mario?
00:18:50Where are you?
00:19:11Oh, no.
00:19:34Ha ha! Yes! You just got Haluigi'd!
00:19:47You just got Haluigi'd!
00:20:07You just got Haluigi'd!
00:20:13You just got Haluigi'd!
00:20:21You just got Haluigi'd!
00:20:41Ah!
00:20:56This way, Mario! The princess lives right on that hill!
00:21:08You just got Haluigi'd!
00:21:25You just got Haluigi'd!
00:21:32You just got Haluigi'd!
00:21:59Whoa! Okay, so these bricks are just floating here!
00:22:03Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way!
00:22:06It's the only way to fly, man!
00:22:11Oh, wow! Love these pipes!
00:22:33Oh, come on!
00:22:40Here we are!
00:22:41Palace doors! Big, big, boom!
00:22:45Come on!
00:22:46Ha ha!
00:22:47Woo!
00:22:48Wow!
00:22:56Pretty impressive! Am I right?
00:23:01Hold it right there, you two!
00:23:04Oh, hey!
00:23:05I need to see the princess!
00:23:07It's an emergency!
00:23:10What princess?
00:23:11I never heard of any princess!
00:23:13Oh, wait! I did!
00:23:15Our princess, though, is in another castle!
00:23:17Oh, yeah, that's right!
00:23:18You should try another castle, maybe!
00:23:20She ain't in this one!
00:23:22Huh?
00:23:23Okay, so they're messing with you!
00:23:25And...
00:23:25I don't like it!
00:23:30What do you guys, um...
00:23:32What do you want to eat?
00:23:33Anything, anything your hearts desire!
00:23:35Go!
00:23:36I am ready to scramble it up!
00:23:45Hey!
00:23:46Hey!
00:23:46Intruder!
00:23:47Stop it!
00:23:49Hey, Turner!
00:23:50Huh?
00:23:50Stop it!
00:23:52No!
00:23:53Stop it!
00:23:55Stop it!
00:24:09No!
00:24:10Your attention!
00:24:11Bowser has found the Superstar and is headed toward our kingdom!
00:24:16Its power will make him invincible!
00:24:18We will be destroyed!
00:24:23Princess!
00:24:24What are we gonna do?
00:24:25I will not let him hurt you!
00:24:33We are going to stop Bowser!
00:24:36Ow!
00:24:37Look at us!
00:24:38We're adorable!
00:24:39I'm going to convince the Great Kong Army to help us!
00:24:43Together, we'll annihilate that monster!
00:24:46Their mad king doesn't make alliances!
00:24:49The Kongs will never agree!
00:24:52I can convince him!
00:24:53I'll leave for the jungle kingdom in the morning!
00:24:57Good luck, Princess!
00:24:59For all our sakes!
00:25:11Princess!
00:25:17Princess!
00:25:19Hi!
00:25:22Wait!
00:25:24Release him!
00:25:27Whoa!
00:25:29Are you?
00:25:31No!
00:25:33He's a human!
00:25:34I mean, you are a human, right?
00:25:36It's just, you're so small!
00:25:37Hey!
00:25:38Wait, wait, wait!
00:25:39Let's go back!
00:25:40Where did you come from?
00:25:41Me, and my little brother Luigi, we fell down this pipe!
00:25:45And now he's lost!
00:25:46Somewhere in the Dark Lands!
00:25:48Then, it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser!
00:25:51But you're in luck!
00:25:53I'm on my way to stop him!
00:25:55Well, take me with you!
00:25:56This guy's a lunatic!
00:25:58A psycho!
00:25:59He will eat you for breakfast!
00:26:01He won't even notice it, probably, because you're very, very small!
00:26:06You know what?
00:26:07Make fun of me all you want!
00:26:08But you were gonna help me find my brother!
00:26:12Please?
00:26:14Well, okay!
00:26:16Let's see what you're made of!
00:26:18Is that a yes?
00:26:20No, that's a, let's see what you're made of!
00:26:37No!
00:26:38No, that's a no!
00:26:51No!
00:26:52No!
00:26:53No!
00:26:54No, no!
00:26:55No!
00:27:12If you can finish this, you're coming with me.
00:27:15Watch and learn.
00:27:31Watch and learn.
00:28:00That was amazing.
00:28:02Wait, how am I supposed to do that?
00:28:04With the power-ups.
00:28:06They give us special abilities.
00:28:11Really?
00:28:12Go on, eat it.
00:28:19Now this has to be a mushroom, because I just hate mushrooms and...
00:28:23Okay, okay.
00:28:26Are you sure there's not like a...
00:28:27Down the hatch!
00:28:28Yep, there it is.
00:28:29And all gone.
00:28:32Oh, not cool!
00:28:36And...
00:28:49I'm tall!
00:28:51And strong.
00:28:54And you can jump.
00:28:56Oh, I got this.
00:28:58No problem.
00:29:01Woo-hoo!
00:29:06Oh, yeah!
00:29:13When you get hit, you lose the power.
00:29:18Great!
00:29:47Come on!
00:29:49Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:21Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:48Oh, so many.
00:30:50I was not good at it.
00:30:52Worse than you.
00:30:54You got it right away, didn't you?
00:30:56I got it right away, but I grew up here.
00:30:58Okay, now you're just trying to make me feel better.
00:31:00No.
00:31:01No.
00:31:02So, is it working?
00:31:05A little bit, yeah.
00:31:11Oh, okay.
00:31:20Go ahead.
00:31:22Do you?
00:31:24Go ahead.
00:31:25Go ahead.
00:31:26Go ahead.
00:31:28Go ahead.
00:31:36My army, Koopas, Koopas, whatever those things are, after years of searching for the Superstar,
00:31:47it is finally ours! I am now the most powerful turtle in the world!
00:31:54Soon we will arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom, where after years of being sworn enemies I will ask their princess
00:32:02to marry me in a fairytale wedding!
00:32:09Did he say marry their princess?
00:32:12Doesn't she hate you?
00:32:14Of course she hates me, but that makes me love her all the more, her heart-shaped bangs, the way
00:32:21she floats in the breeze, her immovable tiara, and when she sees this star, oh ho ho ho, wedding bells!
00:32:30What if she says no?
00:32:35Then I will power up with this star and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
00:32:40Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever!
00:32:43It's gonna rock!
00:33:14That's a win that Ireland will win!
00:33:19If you knock it out on him
00:33:32That is alright
00:33:50They're all healthy on us.
00:33:52No pressure.
00:34:05My toads, our days of terror are almost over.
00:34:10With the help of the Kong army, we will stop.
00:34:15Who's he?
00:34:18He is not important!
00:34:37Nervous?
00:34:38Who? Me?
00:34:40Yes, a little.
00:34:42We're going on an adventure!
00:34:45Come on, guys!
00:34:48Hey, Barrio!
00:34:50You know this guy?
00:34:51We're best friends.
00:34:52But are we?
00:34:55Don't worry.
00:34:56I will protect you.
00:34:59A toad brave enough to join me.
00:35:02I fear nothing.
00:35:05Well, that settles it.
00:35:06You're coming with us.
00:35:07Let's move!
00:35:08Ha ha ha!
00:35:09I said we're going on an adventure!
00:35:12Woo!
00:35:12Woooo!
00:35:21Good night.
00:35:37Yeah!
00:35:38Mary.
00:35:43Pretty incredible, huh?
00:35:45Not me.
00:35:48I'll never let anyone ruin this.
00:36:03Peach, you're so cool.
00:36:08And with my star we're gonna rule.
00:36:14Peach, understand.
00:36:18I'll moan the love until the very end.
00:36:25Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches.
00:36:30I'm loyal.
00:36:34Oh!
00:36:36Peaches! Peaches!
00:36:39What?
00:36:42A report from our intelligence.
00:36:45A mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom.
00:36:50The princess has been training him.
00:36:53They are up to something, sire.
00:36:58Sit.
00:37:00Jam with me.
00:37:05This, uh, human.
00:37:08Where did he come from?
00:37:10I'm sure.
00:37:12Does the princess like him?
00:37:14Sire.
00:37:16Look in the mirror.
00:37:17You'll have nothing to worry about.
00:37:20I know that.
00:37:21I'm not threatened.
00:37:24Find out who he is and what they're planning!
00:37:29I'm on it, sire!
00:37:31May I lift the cover?
00:37:33Not yet.
00:37:34Pain is the best teacher.
00:37:36No!
00:37:47Thinking about your brother?
00:37:48We've never been apart this long.
00:37:51Don't worry.
00:37:53We're going to save him.
00:38:10You don't seem like you're from here.
00:38:13I don't know where I'm from.
00:38:16Really?
00:38:16Yep.
00:38:18My earliest memory is arriving.
00:38:28I was so lucky they found me.
00:38:31They took me in.
00:38:34Raised me like one of their own.
00:38:36And when I was ready, they made me their princess.
00:38:47Hey, maybe you're from my world.
00:38:50There's a huge universe out there.
00:38:53With a lot of galaxies.
00:38:55You're missing one of my giant princesses.
00:38:56There is a huge sea.
00:39:05Yeah!
00:39:14It went so far.
00:39:19I'll see you.
00:39:19I'll see you.
00:39:19You're missing one of my giant princesses.
00:39:19You Peng!
00:39:24You've lost my wish.
00:39:39We found him in the Darklands.
00:39:47Leave him to me.
00:39:57What is your name?
00:39:59Uh, Luigi.
00:40:03Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
00:40:09Wow, uh, yay.
00:40:12But there's one problem, Luigi.
00:40:16There's a human traveling with my fiancée.
00:40:19Has a mustache, just like you.
00:40:22Do you know him?
00:40:24No.
00:40:25No.
00:40:26Well, a tough one, I see.
00:40:28Maybe this will get you to talk.
00:40:31Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with a
00:40:35letter of his first name on it?
00:40:37Because I don't.
00:40:40Do you know him?
00:40:42Stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:44I know him.
00:40:44Yes, I know him.
00:40:45Yeah, he's my brother Mario, and he's the best guy in the world.
00:40:49Do princesses find him attractive?
00:40:52They do if they have good days.
00:40:56Get him out of my sight.
00:40:58We'll see how tough this Mario is when he watches me kill his brother.
00:41:14Where am I?
00:41:17Where am I?
00:41:21Home.
00:41:22He is cute, but he is.
00:41:28In an insane world, it is the same, but it's called crazy.
00:41:37How long have you guys been in here?
00:41:39Time, like hope, is an illusion.
00:41:42Please, we are depressed enough.
00:41:45There's got to be a way out of here.
00:41:47There's no escape.
00:41:48The only hope is the sweet relief of death.
00:41:52No!
00:41:53Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:42:19You ready?
00:42:21Eh, sure.
00:42:31What?
00:42:33How are you doing?
00:42:35We are here to see the king.
00:42:40Follow me.
00:42:43That gorilla's wearing a sports coat.
00:42:45Feel underdressed.
00:42:51Hop in.
00:42:54Hop in.
00:43:02Let's go!
00:43:05Let's go!
00:43:06Let's go!
00:43:07Let's go!
00:43:08Let's go!
00:43:10How are you doing?
00:43:11Oh, it's so fun.
00:43:16Whoo!
00:43:59Oh, by all means, come in.
00:44:19Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
00:44:22So, I heard you want my army.
00:44:25Yes, your highness.
00:44:27Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
00:44:32What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the world?
00:44:41Because we have heart, and with your strength, we can win.
00:44:47Okay, fine.
00:44:49That's it?
00:44:49No, that's not it.
00:44:51The answer is no.
00:44:53Goodbye.
00:44:54If the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next.
00:44:57We're not leaving without your army.
00:45:04Who is this guy?
00:45:05Oh, he makes me laugh.
00:45:08All right, tough guy.
00:45:11You want my army so badly?
00:45:13Defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!
00:45:20Give us a second.
00:45:22This is a really, really bad idea.
00:45:25But do you have another way to save my brother?
00:45:27Are you two done whispering?
00:45:29It's a little rude.
00:45:33You, sir, have a deal.
00:45:35I'll fight you, son, and win.
00:45:38I'm sure you will.
00:45:49I'm sure you will.
00:45:52I'll fight you, son.
00:46:01I'm sure you will.
00:46:03Oh, no.
00:46:03Oh, no, no!
00:46:34Oh, yeah!
00:46:36Hi, Dad!
00:46:38No, no.
00:46:39Don't do that!
00:46:40Dad, we back!
00:46:42Enough with the showboating!
00:46:44What do you mean?
00:46:45They like it!
00:46:46What they came here for!
00:46:47Dance backs!
00:46:50Okay, simmer down.
00:46:52I said simmer down!
00:46:55That means you did he call them!
00:46:57D!
00:46:58Sorry.
00:46:59Now, since I want this fight to last more than five seconds,
00:47:04I put power-ups around the arena.
00:47:07You're welcome, Mario.
00:47:10I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body!
00:47:22All right.
00:47:38Guess you're not getting my army!
00:47:45Is this what you came for?
00:47:48I love you, D.K.
00:47:52I love you!
00:47:58It is born like Donkey Kong!
00:48:08You're about to pick on someone your own size.
00:48:26I guess he got the wrong mushroom!
00:48:38Get up, Mario!
00:48:40Get up, Mario!
00:48:53Mario!
00:49:07I think it's easy.
00:49:09I think it's easy.
00:49:19Had enough?
00:49:21Not even close.
00:49:30Not even close.
00:49:34Mario!
00:49:38It's for me!
00:49:41Let's go!
00:50:00He looks adorable.
00:50:02He really does.
00:50:05Oh, what?
00:50:05I'm a cat.
00:50:06Ah!
00:50:07You got the cat box.
00:50:09Oh, my.
00:50:10Ah!
00:50:11Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:12I'm sorry.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:14Now you die.
00:50:16Huh.
00:50:17I'm a cat.
00:50:27Meow.
00:50:29Ah!
00:50:48Woo-hoo!
00:50:53Ah!
00:51:01Had enough
00:51:02Not even close
00:51:08I'll take that as a yes
00:51:18Yes, that's my best friend
00:51:25Yeah, yeah
00:51:30That was incredible
00:51:33He kept beating you senseless
00:51:35And you just kept getting back up
00:51:37You just don't know when to quit
00:51:39Ah, well, never thought of that
00:51:41It's a good thing
00:51:42It's a great thing
00:51:45Thanks, I...
00:51:46I let him win, just for the record
00:51:48Really, no? Why would you do that?
00:51:50You want to know why?
00:51:52It's mind your own business, that's why
00:51:54All right, giant monkey
00:51:56Enough!
00:51:57Get inside!
00:52:00We've located Bowser's ship
00:52:03He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown
00:52:07Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut
00:52:10We beat him there and ambushed him
00:52:13Yeah, I know
00:52:15That's why we're gonna need carts
00:52:37Well, what are you waiting for?
00:52:40Pick your carts
00:52:49Girl, she's gonna pick your
00:52:50Yeah, no one's wanted to
00:52:58Heaven's wantар
00:53:00As you go and come on
00:53:00Ooh, what?
00:53:00Yes
00:53:01Bondian
00:53:01Stop
00:53:03Lady
00:53:42I hate you.
00:53:43To the Mushroom Kingdom and the biggest fight of our lives.
00:53:48Here we go!
00:54:08Princess Peach?
00:54:10Here we are.
00:54:12I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
00:54:19Let's rule the world.
00:54:21Together.
00:54:22Forever.
00:54:24Will you marry me?
00:54:26Ah, yes!
00:54:30What?
00:54:31We have found the princess and the mustachioed human.
00:54:34He has defeated Donkey Kong.
00:54:37And won the Kong army.
00:54:39So like Peach was super impressed?
00:54:41It appears so, yes.
00:54:43They are heading toward their secret passage.
00:54:45Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?
00:54:48Two can play at that game.
00:54:52Oh, they think they can.
00:55:12Um, no one panicked, but the road is about to end.
00:55:16Oh, then you better step on the gas and buckle on!
00:55:25Help! Help! Help!
00:55:51Is there anything like this in your world?
00:55:54What?
00:55:55Is there anything like this in your world?
00:55:59No, we don't drive on rainbows.
00:56:02What are you going to tell me next?
00:56:04That the turtles aren't evil?
00:56:06No, no, they're usually pets.
00:56:08No, what?
00:56:10Come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
00:56:13Maybe I will.
00:56:15Dude, is this you flirting?
00:56:17This is painful.
00:56:18I was trying to be nice.
00:56:20You're so embarrassing.
00:56:21A princess would never go out with you.
00:56:23Yes, she would.
00:56:24I guarantee she would.
00:56:26Guys, enough.
00:56:28All right, all right.
00:56:38Attack!
00:56:49It's an ambush!
00:56:53The fence in position!
00:57:11Mario, you're a shit man!
00:57:17Split up!
00:57:20Mario!
00:57:22Mario!
00:57:23Mario!
00:57:25Mario!
00:57:27Let's do this!
00:57:30Mario!
00:57:38Audrey!
00:57:39Shaow!
00:57:40Ha!
00:57:41Huh?
00:57:43Laura!
00:57:47You're the only one
00:57:49You're the only that
00:57:52oh, oh!
00:57:54I think so nuts!
00:57:54Oh, my God.
00:58:33I'm too beautiful
00:58:34That is how you princess
00:58:59Time to die, Marino
00:59:08See ya
00:59:39You can't escape me
00:59:43What?
00:59:44Blue shell
01:00:01No, no, Mario
01:00:07No, no
01:00:13Get your clown claws off of me
01:00:21Goodbye, Mario
01:00:23We have to get home
01:00:32And this is your fault
01:00:35My fault
01:00:36Get the one
01:00:36Stop timing
01:00:37I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your
01:00:46Lo-o-o-o
01:00:54No, no, no, no, no
01:01:05My fault
01:01:11Mario, you saved my life.
01:01:14Yeah, well, I won't tell anyone.
01:01:17Good, please don't.
01:01:18Okay.
01:01:20Uh, did you just feel something?
01:01:27Swim!
01:01:45Wow, this is on his way.
01:01:46You have to evacuate.
01:01:50Hurry, get out of the city.
01:02:06Princess?
01:02:08We lost the army.
01:02:10And Mario's gone.
01:02:13Bowser is coming.
01:02:16Head into the forest.
01:02:17I'll buy you some time.
01:02:19You heard her.
01:02:20Evacuate the city.
01:02:23Go with the others.
01:02:24I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
01:02:37Just leave it.
01:02:38They're so tired.
01:02:44You heard her.
01:02:45Oh, my God.
01:03:34Princess Peach, brave as ever.
01:03:40As you can see, I have the superstar.
01:03:43If you're going to use it, use it now.
01:03:51No, princess. I stole this star for us.
01:03:55I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
01:04:01I told you that line wouldn't work.
01:04:04You're doing great.
01:04:06Peaches, with this star, we will be invincible.
01:04:10We can rule the world together forever.
01:04:14Will you marry me?
01:04:17Marry you? Are you insane?
01:04:20I would never marry you.
01:04:22Maybe you should reconsider.
01:04:33I'll marry you. Just don't hurt my toes.
01:04:41You have my word.
01:04:51Time for a living!
01:05:05Life is sound, business is sound.
01:05:09Life in prison is very, very sound.
01:05:20Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
01:05:24Who's this ray of sunshine?
01:05:26There's no sunshine. Only darkness.
01:05:29Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
01:05:31Hello, prisoners.
01:05:33You don't deserve this, but you're invited to the royal wedding!
01:05:39Yay!
01:05:40Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!
01:05:45Oh, no, no, no!
01:05:49Finally, Marcy.
01:05:52Mario!
01:05:54Mario!
01:05:55Mario!
01:05:57Mario!
01:06:07So this is the end.
01:06:08Being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls.
01:06:12Well, at least your brother isn't going to die because of you.
01:06:15At least you're not going to die with your dad thinking you're a joke.
01:06:18And what my dad thinks I'm a joke, too.
01:06:21Yeah.
01:06:22Well, your dad's right!
01:06:24You know what? I feel bad enough.
01:06:26Just leave me alone.
01:06:27I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant.
01:06:29Just go over the corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey!
01:06:33Hm? I. Am. Or. Let it die!
01:06:38Who smashes things?
01:06:40Who smashes things?
01:06:41Who smashes things?
01:06:42Who smashes things?
01:06:45Who smashes things?
01:06:50Who smashes things?
01:07:07I shouldn't ask Viddle!
01:07:10What?
01:07:14Okay.
01:07:39Princess!
01:07:41I got it!
01:07:42Great job!
01:07:43Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.
01:07:46It's perfect.
01:08:14I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
01:08:17Lower the prisoners!
01:08:23Huh?
01:08:30Huh?
01:08:31Huh?
01:08:33You really thought I'd marry you?
01:08:36Kinda!
01:08:37Huh?
01:08:38I'd never marry a monster.
01:08:41Then we are breaking up right now!
01:08:44No!
01:08:46No!
01:08:47No!
01:08:51No!
01:08:53No!
01:08:55No!
01:09:10They've got to be up there.
01:09:23You want to do this?
01:09:25Yes, I do.
01:09:34You want to do this?
01:09:54This is fun!
01:09:57Ah, loser!
01:10:03Hey, what is this doing?
01:10:14Cool Raccoon suit!
01:10:16Really?
01:10:16Not at all!
01:10:17Cool Raccoon suit!
01:10:35Whoa!
01:10:37Whoa!
01:10:38Whoa!
01:11:05Oh, my God.
01:11:25I told you. See? As long as we're together, everything is going to be okay.
01:11:34Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this?
01:11:40You did good, kid. Make your pets dance. You deserve it.
01:11:44No time now. Definitely later.
01:11:59Launch the barber bill and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
01:12:24Hey! Hey! Hey! Over here!
01:12:37You asked for it!
01:12:46Ha!
01:12:49Ha!
01:12:49Uh...
01:13:13Billy!
01:13:19Follow me!
01:13:26Come on.
01:13:29Little closer.
01:13:33Mamma mia!
01:13:35No!
01:13:38No!
01:13:42No!
01:13:44No!
01:13:47No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:55No!
01:13:58No!
01:13:59No!
01:14:02No!
01:14:05Ah!
01:14:06Whoo-hoo!
01:14:07No!
01:14:14Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:16Ah!
01:14:19Ah!
01:14:22Ah!
01:14:24Ah!
01:14:28That's beautiful. You made the dress.
01:14:43Brooklyn?
01:14:46Mario?
01:14:48You almost dented my...
01:14:53Woo!
01:14:58Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:15:10Mario!
01:15:29You want this?
01:15:43You ruined my wedding!
01:15:45I was finally gonna be happy!
01:15:49Now you will suffer!
01:15:52Like me!
01:16:10You really thought you could stop me?
01:16:13You worthless, weak little nothing!
01:16:17Come out and fight!
01:16:18Or are you too scared?
01:16:20You're dead!
01:16:25Just what I thought!
01:16:26No!
01:16:27No!
01:16:29No!
01:16:29No!
01:16:34No!
01:16:36No!
01:16:39No!
01:16:44No!
01:16:45No!
01:16:51No!
01:16:51No!
01:16:52No!
01:16:56No!
01:16:57No!
01:16:58No!
01:17:09No!
01:17:11No!
01:17:23No!
01:17:35No!
01:17:36No!
01:17:36No!
01:17:44No!
01:17:47No!
01:18:03No!
01:18:05No!
01:18:07No!
01:18:08No!
01:18:20No!
01:18:21No!
01:18:23No!
01:18:26No!
01:18:39No!
01:18:41No!
01:18:43No!
01:18:44No!
01:18:45No!
01:18:46No!
01:18:51No!
01:18:52No!
01:18:52No!
01:18:53No!
01:18:54No!
01:18:56Oh, I hate my...
01:18:58Oh, jeez!
01:19:14Oh, mamma mia!
01:19:28Oh, mamma mia!
01:20:10Oh, mamma mia!
01:20:10Peaches!
01:20:13Listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance!
01:20:17Ew! No!
01:20:18No, no, no, no, no!
01:20:21Hey!
01:20:22Hey!
01:20:23Daddy!
01:20:24You're not cool!
01:20:25Ah!
01:20:25He got the blue mushroom!
01:20:27Hey!
01:20:27Told you I'd get you a pet turtle!
01:20:29Not bad mustache!
01:20:32And Luigi?
01:20:34You're so brave!
01:20:35Oh, thanks!
01:20:37Yeah, it's kinda my thing!
01:20:38Ah, my boy!
01:20:40My hero!
01:20:41Woohoo!
01:20:43Mario!
01:20:44You are amazing!
01:20:45Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:20:47Thanks, Dad!
01:20:49Ah, bring it in!
01:20:58Ah!
01:20:58Ah!
01:20:58Ah!
01:20:59Ah!
01:21:02Ah!
01:21:04Ah!
01:21:06Ah!
01:21:11Ah!
01:21:13Ah!
01:21:15Huh!
01:21:19Ah-ah!
01:21:23Huh!
01:21:35Ah, fuck!
01:21:39Ah-ahh!
01:21:40Ah-ha!
01:21:40Ah-ha!
01:21:41Ah-ha!
01:21:42Out in the night
01:21:44It's just raining
01:21:45Everybody's in the lake
01:21:48And don't you know
01:21:49It's a beautiful day
01:21:52Hey
01:21:54Woohoo!
01:21:55Woohoo!
01:21:59Woohoo!
01:22:06Woohoo!
01:22:20Now that's a happy ending
01:22:21Or is it?
01:22:23Because everything's over now
01:22:25And all that's left is you and the infinite void
01:22:30Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh?
01:22:42Woohoo!
01:22:44Woohoo!
01:22:46Woohoo!
01:22:50Woohoo!
01:23:07Hello
01:25:42Hey, quiet in there.
01:25:45Lights out, little guy.
01:25:46Hey, you can't treat me like this.
01:25:49Do you know who I am?
01:25:50I am...
01:25:52I am...
01:25:52I am...
01:25:53I am...
01:25:53I am...
01:25:53I am...
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