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00:07It's your boy, MC Chappell, Dean inside!
00:12Ilford, Chappell, Lumstead, Catford, Rubberdown, Baddown, Ruffin!
00:24Packing.
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to deal with the shit song
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine. I reckon it
00:55will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:57Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're insane.
01:01This could cost you the role.
01:03Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, you've been waiting for a while.
01:09Mommy, have you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:15Mommy, remember I said wait in a car and I'm going to get the sweets?
01:19Don't say kill, don't give me a ticket, cosy.
01:21Felicia.
01:22What's going on?
01:23Saying was you just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia.
01:29You're going to get him the job, yes.
01:31If he kills me.
01:33My Sharjah's just perfect for the job, I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Sharjah?
01:41Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh.
01:44Oh, look, he's got the return.
01:46Oh, just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:49You're a black lady.
01:55Sorry.
01:56You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10You know what?
02:11I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen.
02:13None of this...
02:13None of this matters, okay?
02:15No one needs to fucking lose.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm, and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Sharjah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine.
02:42Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right?
02:43So how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no.
02:45You have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Eid, so I've got to stick with the fan.
02:52My mum usually hosts, but I fucked her up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all of this for.
03:08Have you got more followers than me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:16I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:18You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:50Yeah.
03:51So you've come to visit us lowly villagers?
03:53You've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right for you.
04:09Right?
04:10Should have won black.
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal bitches' gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:17It is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims.
04:21Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23Oh.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27What?
04:27Hassan?
04:29Saleem?
04:30You know, golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42How about that?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Naughty Naila.
04:54Naughty Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Naughty Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Hey, Mubarak.
05:07Such a beautiful moment.
05:15Mmm.
05:19Sameena.
05:20Hey, Mubarak.
05:21Hey, Mubarak.
05:23So happy you could come.
05:25We've decided to co-host this year.
05:27His brother, you've done a great job, Tahira.
05:30No, but you know Naila.
05:31How do you do it?
05:32She doesn't do it.
05:32She doesn't do it.
05:33I'm not sure.
05:34I'm looking at the decoration in the penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41Garden where you can eat.
05:42Please eat.
05:44Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:46Eid Mubarak.
05:46Eid Mubarak.
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:49Okay.
05:50Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:54Eid Mubarak.
05:54Thanks for coming.
05:55Hello, ladies.
05:56Eid Mubarak.
05:58Eid Mubarak.
05:59Eid Mubarak.
05:59Eid Mubarak.
06:00Where is my wife?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Sit, right?
06:01Yeah.
06:02In the same seat.
06:04Ah.
06:04Now he has passed.
06:05You're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you.
06:07I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba.
06:09Go you a favor.
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah.
06:17I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it.
06:26I'm asking the last one because a bucks.
06:26No, no, I'll suppress this one.
06:44What's teachers?
06:46I'll give a lot of courage, not everybody.
06:49That's what you enjoyed, right?
06:55That's what I was fearful about.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot. Sorry, can you man focus, please? This is the latest.
07:02Well, this guy likes you.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop, it's their community like ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it. Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it. What is the problem?
07:18I'm 22, mate. What were you trying to get wifed up?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later. This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone. Shah Latif here.
07:30Now, last night at the King's Museum, a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps, should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he
07:43did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led... It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together. And in the future, I promise to use my platform not to
07:53lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro?
07:57Nuba is for...
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:03No. Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro. We good.
08:07But I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09I'm good, then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12I'm trying to focus, man. You are distracting me.
08:15Alright.
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they've got them little laddus over there with the pink and green balls on them. You want them?
08:20Big man, please. I don't want laddus right now, okay? I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh, yeah. Shit. In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:29Well, before that, you know.
08:33Need a bit.
08:36Yeah, I got it.
08:39It's only gone. It's only gone.
08:40It's only gone.
08:40Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please, please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry. I'm not getting up to you.
08:53My name!
08:54My Salim is coming!
09:00Salim!
09:01I'm going to leave you!
09:05Salim!
09:11Salim!
09:11Salim!
09:13Salim!
09:25Oh!
09:27Oh!
09:29Oh, Better.
09:32Better.
09:34Look, Mr. Dubai.
09:37Look at him, the dancing monkey.
09:39Doing his mother's dirty bidding.
09:41Making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
09:42Look.
09:43No, he's not, Mummy.
09:44That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at the fresh prey.
09:50Zulfi, weakest of us all.
09:52I'm good, man.
09:53I'm good in all of them.
09:54Don't leave, Shahjushe is coming.
09:56Don't leave.
09:56Shahbeta.
09:56Can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just gonna...
10:02Okay, okay.
10:02No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:15People want more community-driven ride share options.
10:17Yes, Salim.
10:18Yes.
10:19What are you saying, bro?
10:19Yes.
10:20Look at this guy.
10:21You good?
10:21Yeah.
10:22Come, join us, man.
10:23Join us.
10:24I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some logos, bro.
10:26Thank you, thank you.
10:27Yeah, that's why I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah?
10:31You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass sealants.
10:37Try it, man, try it.
10:38And I got his arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
10:50Moobah!
10:51Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:55Gus Min is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what was your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever.
11:11No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
11:15It's not just five bit of violent disorder.
11:17It was.
11:18It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
11:20It was really beautiful in a way.
11:20He's a ride or die and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:23No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:30Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than sort of series A.
11:35You see this conversation here?
11:36This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And in fact, I'll be honest with you.
11:42It's too close.
11:43Okay.
11:43Give me back my doodos then.
11:44Oh, even for me personally, the most important quality about Amoeba is, in fact, the quality
11:53of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
11:58That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services.
12:08That's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best.
12:11Hospitality.
12:12That's our culture.
12:12One might say, like, the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17I'm going to present it to the guys.
12:19See what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this.
12:21You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You been?
12:28No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the, you know, all like, with
12:32the, but, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, man?
12:35He's going to let you in, bro.
12:37You don't want to go there, man.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Remember that.
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff, Lada.
12:45There was no need.
12:47He looks good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not going to work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich asshole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:00Well, what's up with that, Naila?
13:04Hmm.
13:05Hmm.
13:05Hmm.
13:05Hmm.
13:07Hmm.
13:15Hmm.
13:27I worry for him, for all of you.
13:30It's so much pressure.
13:32That's very kind of you to worry.
13:34I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shahjahan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukhaya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, na?
13:52And she doesn't know anything.
13:55She was...
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:09Really.
14:13It's all good.
14:16First class.
15:01First class.
15:02I'm not going to be able to do that.
15:04I'm not going to be able to do that.
15:05I'm not going to be able to do that.
15:07I'm not going to be able to do that.
15:11I'm not going to be able to do that.
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late.
15:22Okay?
15:42Am I interrupting, Sammy?
15:45Yeah.
15:46A conversation.
15:49Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:52Is this like you two...
15:54I like her. Texting.
15:56Wow.
15:57Six months.
16:00Three months?
16:01Okay, so this is nothing.
16:02Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:04I'm chill. I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:05Why don't I come here?
16:06Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:07I came here for you.
16:09But I never asked you to, did I?
16:10But I asked me to.
16:11I never...
16:11Calm down.
16:12I never fucking asked you to.
16:14And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
16:16This is the whole problem.
16:16So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:19No.
16:20Yes.
16:20Does he know, by the way?
16:22Fuck's sake.
16:22He's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:24I'm not going to say anything.
16:25I've got your back.
16:25I've got your back.
16:26I've got your back.
16:27Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about what this is, because
16:31this is, this is something, right?
16:33Me and you both know it.
16:34What does that even mean, bro?
16:37You, you live a million miles away, okay?
16:39You have a whole life.
16:40You have fucking house keys, car keys, so, so many keys, okay?
16:44I have one key.
16:45I can give you keys.
16:46I don't want your keys, okay?
16:48I want mine.
16:49Yo, can I just step in here for a minute and offer maybe a different perspective
16:52from my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:54I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
16:57All right?
16:58All right.
16:59Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
17:01There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:06All right?
17:07Yeah?
17:07You can relate, right?
17:08You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:11Instead of it going green, it goes gray.
17:14What does that mean to you?
17:16It means you're blocked.
17:19Fuck off, really.
17:20Yeah.
17:22Let me just show you this.
17:22Okay.
17:23I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:24I'll show you this quickly.
17:25No, no, no.
17:25Oi.
17:27Don't say anything to anyone.
17:28I'm chill.
17:31Salim, yeah?
17:35He's not fucking chill.
17:43With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:45Pasha?
17:46Okay.
17:47He recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:51How will you?
17:52Seated?
17:52I won't be seated.
17:53Think about it.
17:54Let someone else lead.
17:56Listen, you asswipes.
17:58I can run circles around you idiots.
18:00I will lead.
18:08By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
18:13Shah Latifah's exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:16And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor, he's somehow liberating
18:22all of us.
18:23And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:36Come on.
18:38Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar.
18:40La ilaha illa Allah Allahu Akbar Allah Allahu Akbar.
18:48Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:51I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate and avoidable, and I'm
18:57deeply sorry.
18:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
19:02Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:05Alhamdulillahirrabbilalamin.
19:06Shah Latif here.
19:07Last night at the King's Museum, I had fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object, and
19:12apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:19Hi, Shah Latif here. Literally nothing to apologize for. Trying to save my career and my life, so I'll fuck
19:26you and your little TikTok, you little...
19:34Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:59Hello?
20:02Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:04Uh, yeah. Hi.
20:06Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:08Is it? Actually?
20:10Yeah, it is, actually. Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:19No excuses. I was bang out of order.
20:24I just don't know what came over me. I really hope you can find it in your heart to please
20:30forgive me.
20:31Yo, man, I appreciate this, man. Like, I really do. I was gonna call my lawyers, um, but then the
20:39fact you called, man?
20:40Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:42I can't tell you how much this means, man. Legit.
20:48Well...
20:48Do you mind just sending me what you just said? Like, in a recording?
20:54Sorry?
20:55I need the engagement, bro.
20:57Right. I mean, I... I guess so.
21:00Nice, Ryan. Appreciate it. All right. Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate. Just remember, keep the vid under 90
21:06for the algorithm, yeah?
21:09Mm-hmm. How will you do?
21:10All right. Safe. Thanks.
21:24Bye-bye, bye-bye.
21:28Bye-bye.
21:29Bye-bye.
21:29Bye-bye.
21:30Bye-bye.
21:32What happened?
21:33He fell.
21:33He moved.
21:34What? I wasn't praying on a chair already.
21:36Oh, you want to sit down?
21:37Come on, come on.
21:39How's your breathing, okay?
21:41You okay? Huh? Why didn't you sit him down?
21:43Well, now you want to be involved. What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:45I'm doing something inside. You're for yourself. Don't come at me.
21:47You always fucking want to be the hero and you're never around.
21:49Alright, alright.
21:51Huh? Baba?
21:53Is anyone getting any water?
21:55I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
21:59What? Are you good, bro?
22:02Bro, are you good?
22:03Are you dumb?
22:05He's a fucking diabetic and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:09Alright, alright.
22:10You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
22:13No, no, he's not my dad, he's your dad.
22:14What?
22:16You know what, you think you're a fucking bad man.
22:19Fucking yeah, my people is my bad.
22:21How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:26It's okay with me, he's just crying about last night, bro.
22:28You came here to take care of me. You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:30I saw you giving out your little business cards, that's some sweet little minicap driver.
22:33Hey, shut up, blow it, blow it, bro.
22:34He's been leech, man. He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:37What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:39Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:41He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:43What? Only chirping.
22:44I love her.
22:45What the fuck, man? Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:48Listen, don't listen to him, he's lost the fucking plot.
22:50He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:52What freezer? In the garage and he's been talking to it.
22:54Are you talking to a pig's head?
22:55What if I have? What if I have? What if I have?
22:57Better listener than any of you lot.
22:59That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:00I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:02Hey, shut up!
23:05Let's go, Shaju.
23:08Why are you saying that to me?
23:10No, no, I'm asking. Why is he saying that to me?
23:12Baba, what did I do? What did I do?
23:13I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:14I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:17Well, you lot will judge me, huh?
23:18Why are you fucking touching me? Don't touch me.
23:20Shh.
23:21I'm trying to change the world.
23:22Alright?
23:23So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinky, bitter baggy.
23:28Look at me.
23:28Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:30I've got a problem, am I?
23:31She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro.
23:33Shut up!
23:48Oh
24:44I love you
25:18Satsang with Mooji
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