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00:03I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby?
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:13Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, Simon?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23Honey!
00:24No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22I'm sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just don't ask in there, girl.
01:42Don't empty yourself now, you hear?
01:44Here!
01:44Oh, yeah!
01:45Look who's in the house!
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50He's been back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad?
01:53Come on, man.
01:55Call me Josh.
01:56Or J. Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:01We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive, most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I don't know where the shades end.
02:21I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:28The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49Everyone's an actor or a model and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:05You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:24Fun while it lasted.
03:25Ah.
03:38Shit.
03:42Shit.
03:49Shit.
03:53Shit.
03:54Shit.
03:54Shit.
03:55Shit.
03:55Shit.
03:55Shit.
04:00What the hell?
04:28What the hell?
04:55Huh?
05:03Chance.
05:05What's up, Chance?
05:15Chance!
05:18Chance, I'm coming!
05:21Hello?
05:27Hello?
05:29James.
05:30Come here.
05:31James.
05:31Come here.
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment.
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo, and all of a sudden, my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in.
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving.
06:04I'm leaving.
06:04No.
06:11Damar, uh, you okay?
06:14Yeah.
06:14Yeah.
06:15It's just kind of been a weird day.
06:17That's all.
06:18Sorry.
06:19No, no.
06:19It's fine.
06:20Listen, we are totally packed tonight, pushing it on the fire code, so just, you know, don't
06:23let anyone else in until it clears out a bit.
06:26I got you.
06:26Beads of fuzz.
06:28Pizza blow dandelion fuzz.
06:30And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer!
06:35A drink in my hand.
06:38My snow's against the burning fence.
06:40Probably gay gorgeous.
06:42And in the summer...
06:43I'm melting...
06:49It's time!
06:53I need a Gosling Jr..
06:57Who's in my life?
06:59If it's...
07:00What the hell was that?
07:09I can't get it open
07:10Keep trying
07:11I'm gonna call the fire department
07:13Get that door open
07:14Okay
07:16Hold on
07:41The door was jammed
07:43Quick, go through me
07:44What do you mean?
07:45Go through me
07:47I don't believe
07:48What is he saying?
07:49I think he said he wants us inside him
07:51Pass
07:51He's saying
07:54He wants us to go through him
08:00How does
08:01How do I do this?
08:02Do I just enter you?
08:03I really don't know really
08:04Hold on, just give me a second
08:07Now, now
08:08Okay
08:10All right
08:13Oh, look at that
08:16There's the other side
08:17Shit
08:18It works
08:20Everyone follow me
08:21Exit through Damar
08:32Hurry
08:32This shit ain't easy
08:38Hey
08:39Jesus
08:39Sorry, man
08:40I didn't mean to scare you
08:41I just wanted to come out here and say
08:43Thank you
08:44I don't sweat it
08:45I'm sure anybody would have done that
08:47Are you being serious right now?
08:48You just saved everybody's life in that building
08:51You just saved my life
08:53I gotta pay you back
08:55I don't need anything
08:56I'm good
08:57Having a new job
08:58What?
08:59Damar, after what you did tonight
09:01There's no way
09:02No offense
09:03That you can go
09:04Be a doorman anymore
09:05Come work for me
09:06I'll put you on the payroll
09:07Look, Mr. J. Gad
09:09I appreciate it
09:09But I'm fine here
09:11Got a good boss
09:12Starting salary is 200k plus benefits
09:15Yeah, that'll work
09:16Yeah
09:17Josh Gad is in the news again
09:19The Frozen star is catching fire
09:21And turning heads
09:21With his new super-powered personal valet
09:24The man in question appears to be
09:25Damar Davis
09:26Former Wilcox employee
09:28Who's affectionately been dubbed
09:29Doorman
09:30He's been spotted all over town with Josh
09:32And seemingly has the power
09:34To move himself and his boss
09:35To the nightclub
09:36Now
09:36It seems he's exclusively using his talents
09:39In service of Gad
09:40Meanwhile, this Mormon
09:42Has just booked a new project
09:44An action comedy called
09:45Cash Grab
09:46You might say
09:47This former LeFou
09:48Is Gaston a role
09:56Dying for some sugar
09:57They got some stale
09:58Snickerdoodle cookies over there
09:59But it's better to have no cookie
10:01Than a disappointing cookie
10:02You know what I'm saying?
10:03Frank Preminger
10:05Hanover Agency
10:06Oh, I heard of that
10:07Damar, right?
10:08Yeah
10:09The doormat
10:10Live and direct
10:12Ding dong
10:14You're a funny guy
10:15Thank you
10:16Yeah
10:17You ever think about acting?
10:19Nah
10:20Not my thing
10:21Frank
10:23Besides
10:23Who can get J. Gaddy's snack plate?
10:26True
10:26Keep it
10:27You never know
10:28It's just
10:29It's just
10:29You know
10:29The heist
10:30It's
10:30Flood
10:32Flat
10:32I agree
10:33I think we need something more original
10:35Well, we could go back to flooding the vault
10:37I always liked that version
10:38Snatched you some crap Rangoons before they got housed
10:42Or
10:42We could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them
10:46The vault needs to be impenetrable
10:48The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out
10:54Um
10:56I may have something
10:58Look, man
10:59I want to help out
11:01I can't act
11:02Who cares?
11:03I can't act
11:03It's never stopped me from being an actor
11:06We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines
11:08This will be easy, I'm telling you
11:10You know it's easy if you bring somebody else in
11:12Keep the idea
11:13Brilliant idea
11:14Bring in a real actor
11:15Then
11:16You can fake it
11:17With CGI
11:18Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you
11:21People know who you are
11:23They would go crazy
11:24I don't know, man
11:26I'm more comfortable behind the scenes
11:28The more
11:28There is a reason that you are making headlines
11:31You have something that other people just don't
11:35It's a charisma, a charm
11:38On top of all of that, you can become a door
11:41It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap
11:46If you do realize that, right?
11:52All right
11:53Yeah
11:54All right
11:55It's gonna be great
12:02Vamos a la playa, amigos
12:03We've been training 10 years for this
12:05And now we've only got 30 seconds
12:07To grab some cash
12:20I knew you'd check the silent alarm
12:22What difference does it make?
12:23We're all gonna die
12:24Hey
12:24Keep it together, you two
12:26Why, Jake?
12:27It's time to panic
12:27I wouldn't be so sure about that
12:33Ding-dong, mother
12:35Starman!
12:39Starman!
12:40Starman!
12:41Starman!
12:42Starman!
12:43Starman!
12:44Starman!
12:51Starman!
12:55Starman!
12:57Starman!
12:59Starman!
13:01Starman!
13:01Starman!
13:01Starman!
13:02Starman!
13:02Starman!
13:02Starman!
13:03Starman!
13:03Starman!
13:05Starman!
13:07Starman!
13:09Starman!
13:13Starman!
13:20The people are real, the rulings are real, and this week's guest judge isn't afraid to
13:25tell it like it is.
13:29I am in the book, and I'm not.
13:31You want to pick?
13:32Okay.
13:37I remember this place.
13:39Dang, girl, you don't got a phone, what's up?
13:42Yo!
13:42Do you mind if I come in for a drink?
13:44Oh, of course.
13:45Mr. Dorman, please.
13:46Head right in.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Oh, the thing's quiet there.
13:50Why don't you come have a drink with us?
13:51Oh, I love that.
13:53Ding dong.
13:55Dance!
13:56Dance!
13:57Dance!
13:58Dance!
14:00Dance!
14:02Dance!
14:03You'll be dancing like a hockey hockey hockey.
14:06Oh, yeah.
14:07You'll be dancing like a hockey hockey hockey.
14:10All right.
14:10Hollywood.
14:12Hollywood.
14:14Hollywood.
14:16Hollywood.
14:18Yeah!
14:20Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
14:23Oh, Bridget, what's up, girl?
14:25Bridget!
14:26Yo!
14:26Oh, what's going on?
14:29Wow.
14:31Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Number one club owner in L.A.
14:34Hey.
14:35And an amazing boss.
14:36Wow.
14:37Look at you.
14:38You look great, kid.
14:40I heard you got a movie out.
14:41Ding dong.
14:41I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:43Aw.
14:44Yes.
14:44Don't worry about it.
14:45How are you doing?
14:46Me?
14:46Yeah.
14:47You know, same old, same old.
14:50So, uh...
14:52You happy?
14:52Damn straight.
14:54Just got off the phone with my agent.
14:56He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:01Wow.
15:01Life's about to change.
15:11The hell?
15:12Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:15That's a good one, Samuel.
15:17Mark that one.
15:21Please tell me when it's 15 minutes are up.
15:26You're real tired of this ding dong business.
15:30Some fools are hatin', but doorman still makes me smile.
15:39I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:41Let me know if you need anything else.
15:42Will do.
15:44Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:47Or...
15:49I can go to town with this brown.
15:55Doorman, yo, this is crazy.
15:57I'm such a huge fan, bro.
15:59Good to meet you, bro.
16:00I appreciate that.
16:01Yeah.
16:02So, hey, look.
16:03I was looking over the pages.
16:04Yeah, we wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:06Go easy on me.
16:06No, no, it ain't that.
16:07It's just...
16:09I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:11Don't sweat it.
16:12People love when you can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:14Trust me.
16:14Okay.
16:15Cool.
16:16I gotta get back out to rehearsal.
16:17All right.
16:18I'll see you out there.
16:18For sure.
16:21Hey!
16:28What's up, y'all?
16:29It's me, D-list actor and literal door, DeMar Davis, a.k.a. Doorman.
16:33And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight!
16:40I'm a little thirsty.
16:41A little thirsty?
16:42Let me see what I can.
16:43Oh!
16:44Oh!
16:47Oh!
16:48Oh!
16:50Tastes like door.
16:52Ding Dong!
16:54What else I got up in here?
16:56Oh!
16:56Oh!
16:58Oh!
16:58Oh!
16:58Oh!
16:59Tastes like door.
17:02Ding Dong!
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:05I call this the Go Long Ding Dong!
17:12Oh!
17:13What's up, DeMar?
17:15Hey!
17:15What are you doing here?
17:16I thought you was hiding out from the IRS?
17:19Earl, come on.
17:20You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:22And that impression?
17:24Ding Dong!
17:25I mean, who is that?
17:26That's not me, is it?
17:28I mean, you're much more than just a catchphrase.
17:30You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at D.
17:34Stella Adler Academy.
17:36Really?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Well, let's see some of that training.
17:56Alas, poor Uric!
17:58I knew him, Horatio!
18:00A fellow of infinite...
18:04Ding Dong!
18:10With my diet, sometimes I have trouble getting things to move through me.
18:15Try Expolex.
18:16It'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine.
18:20Doorman.
18:21Boundaries.
18:22Ding Dong.
18:26D.
18:27Expolex.
18:27I know, the new black cherry flavor.
18:29Oh.
18:30Oh, oh, oh!
18:31You sure you don't want to slow down there, pal?
18:35You're out of late.
18:37well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the campaign will be smart and
18:43elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that ogilvy is cutting the
18:51contract short they just feel the jokes a little stale exactly that's why we need to come up with
18:59some new ideas let me pitch too late tomorrow they already signed michael strahan so strahan
19:05yeah that doesn't even make sense just a normal guy he is charming af and apparently suffers from
19:11chronic constipation damn can we fight this i mean we got a contract right i don't think we want to
19:18take on a huge advertising agency things are getting pretty tight behind on car payments and a
19:24few other things come on demar you got to be more careful with your money you know how this business
19:29works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands you've never said that i'm saying
19:38it now
19:41you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing
19:47cool okay well look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top
19:53we're gonna
19:53get you something better something smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't
20:02even need this no more this is a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on
20:07the
20:07inside and chewy on the outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag
20:12just drop it and plop it in the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding
20:19dong
20:23well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself in
20:28a bit of hot water steam might be a potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam
20:35burns ouch hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to
20:42the
20:42hundreds of you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in
20:48full
20:48support of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated
20:57i think at this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all
21:04this is
21:04going for me and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:36oh shit there's my best friend miss you man i miss you more
21:40guess what though studio wants cash grab too really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting
21:46the band back together you in of course i'm in ah beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing
21:54all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:03thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:28nobody abuse that again i'm coming
22:32need a more
22:34do it
22:39Oh, shit.
22:42Oh.
22:43Cast grab two apart.
22:44Is up in our game on the stunts.
22:45Hey.
22:46You want an incredible hulk, huh?
22:47You ain't that tall.
22:48Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
22:50The stunts?
22:50Of course.
22:51Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
22:54Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
22:55You good, buddy?
22:56Yeah, I'm good to go.
22:57Okay.
22:59GTG.
23:03And action!
23:10If we only get one shot at this, you stop them.
23:13You ready?
23:14Always.
23:15Jake!
23:18We're in position.
23:19They're in place.
23:22Here we go.
23:38I'm going through!
23:41Holy...
24:01Where is he?
24:04He didn't come out.
24:11Take it!
24:13Take it!
24:21Where is Josh Gad?
24:23The world wants to know.
24:25It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:28and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:32We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control
24:35takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:38DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
24:42We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
24:48While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
24:54Hollywood is now waiting.
24:56Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:01They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:04Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:11The insurance required now, astronomical.
25:15Everything okay?
25:17Hmm.
25:18Is it bad news?
25:19Oh, no.
25:21It's good.
25:22It's all good.
25:41I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee.
25:46And I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
25:50Now everybody knows my name no matter where I go.
25:55But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:02Now I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid.
26:07A million dollar dream beneath this thirteen dollar wig.
26:11In my bell-bottom jumpsuit with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:16I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:21From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills.
26:26From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill.
26:31From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose.
26:35But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41Now there's only one small problem.
26:44Sometimes I get disturbed.
26:46The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
26:50But still, I think it's worth it.
26:52And I just thought you should know
26:54that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
26:59I went from pop beads to diamonds,
27:02from car coats to fur.
27:04From Kmart to Gucci's, from here no telling where.
27:09From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast.
27:13But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:28Sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:36Here's the bus.
27:38Kids will blow down the lion fuzz.
27:40And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
27:45I trick in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand.
27:50Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
27:54Summer, summer, summer.
27:56You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm.
28:00And find out what happens in solid water when it gets warm.
28:05And I can't wait to see what my buddies all think of me.
28:09Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer.
28:13Summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer.
28:19Here it is, summer!
28:21Aaaaaaaaa.
28:35The hacks of the cold are both so intense.
28:38Put them together it just makes sense!
28:44Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
28:46But put me in summer and I'll be a-
28:48Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Nel caps
29:06It's over.
29:07Snowman, Newman
29:10Hub, hub, hub.
29:12Weinter's a good time to say and cuddle.
29:17Huddle, huddle, huddle...
29:19Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy.
29:23Come, help.
29:26Chu-pi, ho-I-Rnish nu residence.
29:32Party!
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