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The Miniature Wife S01E01-2 (2026)
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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's
00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made
00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry
00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe
00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better
00:01:05to us to us
00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination
00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom
00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy
00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic
00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next
00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary
00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us
00:02:14i'm speechless
00:02:16we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo
00:02:24lulu
00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text
00:02:30okay
00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i
00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going
00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get elvick smith to bankroll the final stage of my
00:02:50life's
00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years
00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask
00:03:05is that for
00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too
00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world
00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to
00:04:22a fraction
00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the
00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular
00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is
00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we
00:04:50will
00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here
00:05:00less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on
00:05:18a farm rich
00:05:45you call this the future
00:05:50you call this the future
00:06:02i am
00:06:05fucking amazed
00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny
00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want
00:06:20to taste it
00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh
00:06:29you know uh
00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but
00:06:37it was a
00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i
00:06:46don't think
00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no
00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech
00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian
00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make
00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy
00:07:26in my tummy
00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm
00:07:38awesome i'm hilton
00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more
00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house
00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick
00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael
00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk
00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into
00:08:50a tragedy
00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair
00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy
00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in
00:09:19another life but but i fell in love and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the
00:09:31real me the
00:09:32worst of me and he he still loves me i could love the worst to you no he has 20
00:09:38years on you and you've
00:09:40known me like a few months six and a half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me
00:09:48a fresh start
00:09:49and i believe him why no no no actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me
00:09:59that okay
00:10:00i'm gonna go wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this
00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain okay okay just open the card first there is no
00:10:14need to thank me
00:10:16okay
00:10:31merry christmas my love in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be
00:10:38a
00:10:38great start open the present i'll wait i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew
00:10:56you'd never
00:10:56send it in yourself give it a quick read see if you recognize it
00:11:02oh richie no no no no what have you done i pretend it to be your book agent your story
00:11:09is gonna be in the
00:11:10new yorker no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't
00:11:19oh holy fuck richie no no no no oh my fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh
00:11:27bitch pick up pick up hi this is terry leave a message terry oh okay there is a story
00:11:34there's a story in new york with my name on it and i need you to call me back this
00:11:38is an emergency
00:11:38for serious this time call me back oh
00:11:55i'm sorry i want to raise my voice jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your
00:12:03charity event at your home tonight because he wants to know who i am but lindy will be there and
00:12:08i'm
00:12:09so am i the only one that remembers last year the the the the silent auction the pool incident and
00:12:14you're still serving alcohol this year right count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch
00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him
00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's
00:12:35kind of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows
00:12:41new
00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed
00:12:46yes
00:12:47just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're on the
00:12:54road to big i promise you um okay lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but
00:13:02just
00:13:02call me back before the party okay it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh i'm so sorry
00:13:07sir um my uh my polyp is gone yeah but there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a
00:13:13case for the
00:13:13bard's guard so i'll be unable to attend your party this evening our loss good luck richard
00:13:42you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it who are you i'm professor little john jackie's
00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm her ride
00:13:53jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy oh uh hell uh professor little john is
00:14:00the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she loves i didn't read it no offense none taken
00:14:07jackie i'm so glad i caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without me i
00:14:13do oh is
00:14:15it okay oh yeah a bit rude no offense but sure okay let's just have a okay um have i
00:14:23done something wrong
00:14:24professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i have i um i need to tell you
00:14:33something uh
00:14:37i loved your short story untitled on purpose that's the one yeah i loved it it was brilliant
00:14:44and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare one that deserves the attention
00:14:53of the new york literati i mean that that means the world to me professor little john it's almost
00:15:01it's almost christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i couldn't
00:15:05ask for a better okay listen to me listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel
00:15:09right now
00:15:13now really really now mm-hmm um i guess i could get started over the break no you need to
00:15:19take next
00:15:20semester off and just write the whole semester the whole semester you just want to isolate and
00:15:27write while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on purpose is coursing through you right
00:15:32yes i feel it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no distractions no internet no novels no
00:15:38magazines no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long a very a room of one's own wolf it
00:15:45right right well fantastic could you do that yes well oh well how's dad my uncle flip he has a
00:15:50cabin back in montana that's super isolated well then pond isolated that's perfect right yes jackie
00:15:58this has the potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor little john it it couldn't
00:16:07jackie i should know my goal in life is to just write one one great novel like you
00:16:16so we're agreed you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester you're going to montana
00:16:23yes remember no magazines right no you don't want any uh just turn off the internet okay i will unplug
00:16:31completely yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too
00:16:47oh
00:16:48oh terry thank christ okay listen i
00:17:03video 10 minutes blindsiding me with one short story published in the new yorker over the last
00:17:08two decades gets you one the fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another
00:17:12and the other eight belong to gillian flynn who continues to publish bestsellers which bought
00:17:16me a classic six off the park i didn't write the story it's my students work
00:17:24my ex-emotional lover long story found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine and i
00:17:30why would i correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf because he
00:17:38long story adored me and thought i was capable of writing something great again i'm taking a
00:17:43sabbatical from washu i'm headed to the gray house les and i are gonna renew our vows long story you're
00:17:49invited i know you hate him i did too but he is a good dad and i'm committed to committing
00:17:56to my marriage
00:17:57so i cannot handle this shitstorm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish your reputation as
00:18:05well so if you want to keep that classic fix then can you please please fix this
00:18:11fucking mess so i can focus on my vows and my marriage like i promised i hate you i know
00:18:17i hate me too
00:18:20thank you thank you no you're not allowed to thank me
00:18:28oliver
00:18:47less has been calling i've been texting and i have been busy less needs you on best behavior
00:18:52tonight hilton smith is attending condescending as always starla and who necessary and he is a big
00:19:00investor you know i thought the cover was on the pool last year right you know that great you already
00:19:05picked up the first frame to me and i did yep uh it's locked i know is this another party
00:19:11protest no
00:19:11hilton is here in five your dress is upstairs i need you inside now what dress let's have me assess
00:19:18your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade insulting
00:19:24and what if i hate it your futures are on the line he said to me quote no new year
00:19:30new us without
00:19:30new money unquote so please just move get out of the car now goodbye starla i will have the valet
00:19:41physically remove you i need a minute one minute
00:19:49you need a hulk out front stat
00:20:19come on tell me what les is working on this is the cover of scientific american he tells me nothing
00:20:26and you never ask well i have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years all i'll
00:20:33say is
00:20:33first rule of fight club when and outdated just like scientific american
00:20:49vodka dry
00:20:57oh thank you
00:21:07big red has landed
00:21:09where's lindy i need eyes on lady tomato help give me a 20 on deep pockets
00:21:16double negative big red is not happy i know amazing style when i see it
00:21:22this is a facade oh well the facade is working i'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a
00:21:30fraud
00:21:31which i probably deserve i'm supposed to be the supportive wife
00:21:37but uh my career going up in flames is banging around my brain that's all i can hear
00:21:43what does your husband think about that oh he has no clue he's a fraud too is that so
00:21:52welcome everyone uh every year um i say i'm going to keep it short and that this night is not
00:21:59about
00:21:59me it's about the children and tonight i'm actually going to keep that promise but you know let's be
00:22:06honest um it has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff well he's
00:22:12just
00:22:12playing the role of a charitable philanthropist but all he really cares about is his life's work
00:22:20first himself second our daughter third me last which i probably deserve well just curious what do
00:22:28you think about his life's work and a very personal little ditty about jack and diane my john cougar
00:22:35melancamp velcro wallet with my high school id still inside huh where else are you gonna get one of
00:22:42those i can't tell you that it's so top secret i actually have no idea what it is hold on
00:22:50a second
00:22:50my my top elf is really trying to tell me something maybe tomato and the brando at deep pockets two
00:22:55drinks and third on deck you're joking or you're fired i'll turn on my headset
00:23:02but i can tell you he's brilliant don't tell him i said that yeah i mean i'm already last you
00:23:13know
00:23:13what's after last how much so yeah merry christmas and happy holidays and uh hopefully that covers it all
00:23:23okay last five minutes no two one later maybe done oh everybody was up no no i'm just explaining
00:23:33to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season so as a joke last year i put
00:23:39into the silent auction as a joke watch almighty less walk on water i thought the cover was on the
00:23:45pool
00:23:46oh oh oh i'm so sorry i just want to say i'm so sorry well i pay right now to
00:23:52see that awesome
00:23:54less if you can walk on water you got my money are you being serious no no oh oh great
00:24:01so i can
00:24:02still get the money after the conversation with your wife uh i i don't know hi hilton i didn't know
00:24:10like okay lady why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks
00:24:16okay so um hilton i don't know what she said well she said that you put work first family
00:24:21third and her dead last that's out of context what kind of man are you i know i just i
00:24:26can't explain
00:24:31you never explained anything i got you again again you suck at it i do i do i do so
00:24:38just to be clear
00:24:39lindy didn't tank the deal she closed it now she's awesome workaholics they changed the world
00:24:46i'm a workaholic i should know thank you thank you so much thank you so much i want to go
00:24:51to work
00:24:52right away like the holidays yeah put on my christmas card every year yeah you really see me
00:24:56we both do oh it's you again hilton's chief scientist all the brains and the boots the boots
00:25:03the boots on the ground what do the boots do the boots ensure that my guts are never wrong
00:25:09the boots are part of the deal i'm all in are you awesome less
00:25:21fine just just tell me i'm melting down because i fucked the deal no i closed the deal i closed
00:25:28the deal
00:25:28fantastic no what do you mean no that's so great oh my god i was so worried no no i
00:25:34am saddled with
00:25:36one of hilton's network of bio spies his chief scientist is going to come in and she's going
00:25:41to take credit for my work and all of this will have been for nothing i will be nothing my
00:25:45legacy
00:25:46will be nothing i shall go to the grave without a nobel you know this was my last chance at
00:25:52greatness
00:25:52god hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey come on you remember joan ryan huh yeah my nemesis at
00:26:06mit
00:26:06that's right you were convinced that the phd board was gonna pick her over you and you were gonna be
00:26:13relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad thing right but what
00:26:19actually happened less they chose me they chose you and where's joan ryan teaching at berkeley
00:26:30and where are you in st louis but why oh uh to give the finger those ungrateful pricks at monsanto
00:26:39and
00:26:40to build the menlo park of the midwest and how how because i am i am a partner in my
00:26:45own company
00:26:45creating the bio agro tech that will change the world that's right yeah you're gonna change the world
00:26:52and you are i've always believed that even when you hated me oh
00:27:00especially when i hated you so what do i do you do what you always do you get back in
00:27:08the workshop
00:27:09and you figure it out that's what less little john does yeah right yeah right
00:27:20that's it that's it thank you thank you for being so understanding
00:27:29so now i gotta get back in the workshop and let's move our renewing our vows to next year
00:27:34that's a fantastic idea less no i didn't what huh that's what you said right huh did i yeah
00:27:42gary and meg oh gary and meg would much prefer to go to cabo let's send them something sign my
00:27:46name
00:27:46no no no that will be so humiliating don't worry don't worry i'll tell lulu that she can just go
00:27:50skiing with her friends like she wanted so i'll see you when i see you i'll be back when i'm
00:27:53back
00:27:53and um i love you and i can't wait for new year new us next year
00:28:04yeah
00:28:07is he
00:28:09fucking kidding me
00:28:28Lindy?
00:28:30Richie, um, I made a mistake and I'm leaving less.
00:28:36Tonight.
00:28:37I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
00:28:42Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
00:28:43I'm going to go to the Grey House and I, um, could you, could you come with me?
00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.
00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.
00:28:52A gift beyond measure.
00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bag.
00:28:57Heart emoji.
00:28:59Let's meet at Mandy's diner at midnight.
00:29:02Heart emoji bag.
00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
00:29:06Did you love my present?
00:29:08Fuck!
00:29:09Pardon?
00:29:10Yeah, I didn't have the heart to open it, so I'll just bring it with me, okay?
00:29:18New year, new you, new us.
00:29:20Oh, is Vermont cold?
00:29:22I can't...
00:29:43Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
00:29:49Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
00:29:51Abandoned ship.
00:29:52Lady Tomato about to burst.
00:29:53Hey, hey, hey!
00:29:55Les promised me a minute.
00:29:59I'll give you 20.
00:30:0020.
00:30:18Excuse me?
00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
00:30:27I didn't sign.
00:30:28I'm a partner.
00:30:29Apparently not the important one.
00:30:32Oh.
00:30:33Well, now I'm inspired, and I would like you to leave.
00:30:37A genius needs his space.
00:30:39Exactly.
00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition period.
00:30:46I'll give you tonight.
00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.
00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:30:57Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:30:58Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:08Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:10Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:10Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:10Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:11Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:13Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:15Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:18Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:21Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.
00:31:39She what?
00:32:02You're old, text me.
00:32:09Fuck you too.
00:32:14Starla?
00:32:25Freezers, off limits from now on until I say, I need to regroup.
00:32:29Where are you going?
00:32:31I'm leaving you.
00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
00:32:35How's that?
00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?
00:32:38Think I don't know?
00:32:39You don't think Mills would call me for comment, Lindy?
00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.
00:32:43I'm a hoax.
00:32:45You know what?
00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
00:32:48You mentioned Joan.
00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.
00:32:52I'm not intentionally.
00:32:53Oh?
00:32:54If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
00:32:55And I too blame the patriarchy for that.
00:32:57I never said misogynist.
00:32:59Why would you do this?
00:33:00Why?
00:33:00You don't know.
00:33:01Why?
00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?
00:33:04This is about you.
00:33:06And our marriage.
00:33:08And breaking the promise of Step 3, a grand gesture.
00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.
00:33:14Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
00:33:17Career?
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.
00:33:22This is what you did.
00:33:22You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.
00:33:26You changed the names.
00:33:27You added a little wry sarcasm.
00:33:29And then you called it fiction and you got lucky.
00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.
00:33:34No shit.
00:33:34My book report and the subsequent Oscar nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion
00:33:44in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try to be something
00:33:50other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.
00:33:55Oh my god.
00:33:56I'm so sorry.
00:33:57What is it you need right now?
00:33:59I need you.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00I need your support.
00:34:02This is my last chance.
00:34:04You already got your prize.
00:34:07And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
00:34:12Every book signing.
00:34:13Every interview.
00:34:14I held your purse.
00:34:15I held my tongue.
00:34:17You know?
00:34:17I was there for the ride.
00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.
00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
00:34:24I have paid that debt.
00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.
00:34:29You had flavor saver.
00:34:32And it was insufferable.
00:34:36Still is.
00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
00:34:40I didn't get my prize.
00:34:42Swing and a miss.
00:34:43How is it my fault?
00:34:46How?
00:34:47My apologies.
00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.
00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me.
00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
00:34:56Huh?
00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.
00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
00:35:04That's me?
00:35:04That's what you think of me?
00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years!
00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved grey house, huh?
00:35:12With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm because, quote,
00:35:19I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.
00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
00:35:27And there it is, everyone!
00:35:30That's our show!
00:35:32Same line every time.
00:35:40This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
00:35:44Give me that. Give me that.
00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:52That's what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.
00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.
00:36:07What a gentleman!
00:36:09Oh, fuck.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.
00:36:13What?
00:36:15What'd you do?
00:36:16What?
00:36:17What did you do?
00:36:19What?
00:36:20Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:36:23What?
00:36:24Oh, no, no.
00:36:26This is...
00:36:26What?
00:36:29Oh!
00:36:30Oh!
00:36:30Oh God.
00:36:33Is she dead?
00:36:34Oh!
00:36:34Oh, no!
00:36:37Oh!
00:36:38Oh!
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:45Oh
00:37:26Oh
00:37:29Oh
00:37:31Fuck
00:37:34What time is that
00:37:45Oh
00:38:00Less
00:38:07Why would you put the plaid back up
00:38:18Oh
00:38:19I'll try January starts today
00:38:24Oh
00:38:26Oh
00:38:27Oh wow that really cleaned up
00:38:32Less
00:38:38Who's at the door
00:38:51Oh
00:38:52What is this nonsense
00:38:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:03Lindy
00:39:04Everything is fine
00:39:06Don't reach out
00:39:17Lindy
00:39:20Okay
00:39:21I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:39:23Stop screaming at me
00:39:29Whoa
00:39:29Whoa
00:39:31Whoa
00:39:31No
00:39:33No
00:39:33No
00:39:33No
00:39:34No
00:39:34No
00:39:34No
00:39:34No
00:39:34No
00:39:35No
00:39:35No
00:39:35No
00:39:35No
00:39:36No
00:39:36No
00:39:36No
00:39:36No
00:39:36No
00:39:36No
00:39:36No
00:39:37No
00:39:37No
00:39:37No
00:39:47There you are
00:39:49You're okay
00:39:53I am not
00:39:56Okay
00:39:56Can you hear me?
00:39:58I am not okay
00:40:05I am not okay
00:40:07It works
00:40:08I can hear you
00:40:10You're too loud
00:40:12Sorry
00:40:13Well now I can't hear you
00:40:15How about now?
00:40:16No
00:40:16Too loud
00:40:17No
00:40:19Softer
00:40:20No
00:40:20Better
00:40:22I hate this fucking thing
00:40:27Can you hear me now?
00:40:29Say again
00:40:29Can you hear me now?
00:40:31Yes
00:40:32Oh sorry sorry
00:40:33I'm so sorry
00:40:34Are you okay?
00:40:36I'm fine
00:40:37I heard that
00:40:38I think we got it
00:40:41Hi
00:40:42What the fuck
00:40:43What the fuck Wes?
00:40:44I heard that too
00:40:45Loud and clear
00:40:47Mindy I'm so sorry
00:40:49It was an accident
00:40:50And uh
00:40:51I can't believe it even happened
00:40:53But you're incredible
00:40:55I mean
00:40:56You're beautiful
00:41:01Are you smiling right now?
00:41:04No
00:41:04No no no
00:41:05No of course not
00:41:06I just
00:41:09Just like wow
00:41:11Wow
00:41:13Wow
00:41:14Wow
00:41:15No I apologize
00:41:15You're my wife
00:41:16You're not an experiment
00:41:18I should hope so
00:41:20Jesus
00:41:21Oh my god
00:41:22This is your job?
00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny
00:41:28So
00:41:28So they don't what?
00:41:29Eat more?
00:41:30I don't
00:41:31Uh
00:41:31Do you
00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?
00:41:33Or
00:41:34Explain it to me
00:41:36Well um
00:41:38It's called cellular reduction
00:41:40And um
00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration
00:41:43Of organic fruit and vegetables
00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger
00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again
00:41:52Jesus
00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works
00:41:55Oh right
00:41:55Well I just reversed the process
00:41:56That's the restoration part
00:41:59Great
00:42:01Restore me
00:42:03No please
00:42:04I can do that
00:42:05Um
00:42:06But first
00:42:07A surprise
00:42:09Meet me in the dining room
00:42:14Merry Christmas
00:42:15Lindy
00:42:16Les do I look merry or hungry?
00:42:19Well it's kind of hard to tell from this distance
00:42:22I'm not
00:42:23Make me big again now
00:42:25I heard that loud and clear
00:42:27Um the thing is
00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again Les
00:42:31I can and I will um
00:42:33The thing is that it's just
00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day
00:42:38Or two tops
00:42:39But you'll be fine
00:42:40Everything's gonna be okay
00:42:41You're healthy
00:42:42I checked your vitals
00:42:44Wait I could die
00:42:45Tiny
00:42:46No you're not gonna die
00:42:48Tiny
00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our house house
00:42:55Um
00:42:56The stove works
00:42:58The refrigerator works
00:42:59There's food
00:43:00The water runs
00:43:02And I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home
00:43:06Your clothes
00:43:08From your closet
00:43:10Um
00:43:12And uh
00:43:12This curling thing
00:43:16And your hairbrush
00:43:19Cold cream
00:43:21Looked important
00:43:23Oh and I remembered your coffee
00:43:24And the coffee maker
00:43:25Worked perfectly right?
00:43:27Oh one crucial thing
00:43:28Um the toilet
00:43:29It works
00:43:30I figured it out
00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet
00:43:33Downstairs
00:43:34Ever
00:43:34You will be restored to regular size
00:43:37I promise
00:43:38It this is just temporary
00:43:39Lindy
00:43:39I am so close
00:43:41Truly
00:43:42Now it's so close
00:43:45Not a day or two
00:43:47Tops
00:43:48Less
00:43:49You motherfucker
00:43:53Hey
00:43:53Calm down
00:43:57Calm fucking down
00:44:14I don't want to be a little
00:44:18Hey Libby
00:44:21I'm gonna need a minute
00:44:25I don't want to be a little
00:44:30No
00:44:30He's been away
00:44:39Thank you
00:44:40You can
00:44:44You can re-film the lady's cup too
00:44:47She's on her way bye
00:44:48She's gone back to her husband
00:44:50No.
00:44:51They always do.
00:44:52Not this time.
00:44:53No, noob do.
00:44:53Because we've got plans.
00:44:55Yep.
00:44:56We've got concrete plans.
00:45:01How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two?
00:45:07Uber romantic.
00:45:15There are multiple reasons she could be late.
00:45:17Now I know Lindy's coming.
00:45:19Why, you may ask?
00:45:21Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
00:45:26Destined to be written.
00:45:28Immortalized for generations to come.
00:45:33Quiet, everybody, please.
00:45:34Quiet, please!
00:45:36Sorry.
00:45:38Oh.
00:45:38It's work.
00:45:39It's work.
00:45:41Hey, Martin.
00:45:44Well, you know, I was going to head out of town, so...
00:45:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:45:49Of course, of course.
00:45:50I'll just head into the...
00:45:51Into the lab.
00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.
00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
00:46:02Yeah, okay, bye.
00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
00:46:07Bart, can I be honest?
00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
00:46:13Oh.
00:46:15Are you suffering?
00:46:21Take those off.
00:46:22I feel like a specimen.
00:46:24And come closer.
00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.
00:46:30Jesus, the 96?
00:46:32If there was ever a time.
00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
00:46:37Well, I couldn't.
00:46:38It was top secret.
00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.
00:46:41It's bullshit.
00:46:43You didn't trust me.
00:46:45Which makes me so...
00:46:47Sad.
00:46:49Makes me so sad.
00:46:52Fuck you.
00:46:54But...
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
00:47:02What?
00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:07They are so cute!
00:47:11Wait.
00:47:12And legible?
00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:16They're so cute.
00:47:19Oh, and functional.
00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:24How cute.
00:47:25What?
00:47:26And accurate.
00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
00:47:33Never put it together.
00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.
00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.
00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
00:47:43No, no, no.
00:47:43No, Les.
00:47:45Take me with you.
00:47:46I'm portable.
00:47:47You'll be safer here in the dollhouse.
00:47:48I feel very not safe.
00:47:50I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
00:47:54I won't let something happen.
00:47:55Something did.
00:47:56Something else.
00:47:57Beyond the accident.
00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
00:48:01Please, Les. I do not want to be alone.
00:48:03Please, I'm scared.
00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that being small isn't scary?
00:48:09Oh, God.
00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
00:48:13Not me.
00:48:15I can show you.
00:48:16No, I don't.
00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.
00:48:23I promise.
00:48:25Trust me.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:31This is crazy.
00:48:34Oh, my God.
00:49:09Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really.
00:49:28Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
00:49:34You see this dust ball?
00:49:37Do you think I could choke on this?
00:49:39Oh, yeah, put that down.
00:49:44Hello, Dolores.
00:49:45Look who it is.
00:49:47See?
00:49:48She's not that scary.
00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?
00:49:51Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?
00:49:54Oh, no, no, no, it's trying to eat me.
00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.
00:49:59Can you put me down, please?
00:50:01Put me down.
00:50:15Fun, right?
00:50:16We all love a train ride.
00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:20Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:28Merry Christmas.
00:50:30Merry Christmas, Lindy!
00:50:35Woo!
00:50:38Merry Christmas to me!
00:50:46Merry Christmas, Whitney!
00:50:49Maybe too many times around?
00:50:51I want to get off!
00:50:54I don't like it.
00:50:55Oh, I'm going to be sick.
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:01Oh.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:07It's going to be okay.
00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.
00:51:12So incredibly sorry.
00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
00:51:26I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?
00:51:30I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but...
00:51:33Um, Scarface?
00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.
00:51:41How are you feeling?
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44I mean...
00:51:45I know what you mean.
00:51:47Better.
00:51:50I did always love this couch.
00:52:06When you're ready.
00:52:07Uh, pour away.
00:52:13Don't be shy.
00:52:16So, this is my, uh...
00:52:19Tiny little life now?
00:52:21Temporary tiny life.
00:52:23How long again?
00:52:24A day.
00:52:25Two at the most.
00:52:26I'm so close.
00:52:27So close.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?
00:52:36Floor is clean.
00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.
00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
00:52:42Kind of.
00:52:51Unless you put Parmesan in the potatoes.
00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.
00:52:57With a twist.
00:52:59Who?
00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.
00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.
00:53:05I still don't know who that is.
00:53:07Walt?
00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
00:53:11That's a stretch.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13I am blonde.
00:53:14Les said that we could be twins.
00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood.
00:53:20I mean...
00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.
00:53:24Because it sold a million copies.
00:53:26Because it won the Pulitzer.
00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.
00:53:31You're not excited?
00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
00:53:34I adore Laura Dern.
00:53:36But I question her judgment.
00:53:38The book wasn't well received.
00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.
00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
00:53:44that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
00:53:53without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
00:53:57Walt?
00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
00:54:00That's not a stretch.
00:54:01Mom, it's fiction.
00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.
00:54:05Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
00:54:09It's a comedy.
00:54:10It's a dark comedy.
00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
00:54:27Walked out or was driven away?
00:54:29Jim abandoned me.
00:54:31No, he stopped being married to you.
00:54:34He abandoned me.
00:54:36Me too.
00:54:37And he's still the hero.
00:54:39I tried my best.
00:54:41Walt, if I may.
00:54:43Walt, Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane with a twist.
00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?
00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.
00:54:53Try it.
00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
00:55:03Just like you.
00:55:09Walt.
00:55:10I'm sorry.
00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.
00:55:16Yes.
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.
00:55:19It's like an arch for what?
00:55:20It's the gateway to the west.
00:55:24I think it's great.
00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.
00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.
00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
00:55:34I have to say hello.
00:55:40What's going on?
00:55:41Do you want to have sex?
00:55:42Oh, yes.
00:55:43Yes, we're here.
00:55:45We'll be quiet.
00:55:46We'll be fine.
00:55:46All right.
00:55:47You're set to high volume.
00:55:50Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:53OK.
00:55:54Alright.
00:55:55OK.
00:55:55Good.
00:55:56Quick.
00:56:03OK.
00:56:09They're defending us.
00:56:11They're a horse from luck.
00:56:13They're a horse from luck.
00:56:14Let us all cry.
00:56:16All right.
00:56:17Wait now.
00:56:23Oh, fuck!
00:56:25Oh, fuck!
00:56:25Oh, fuck!
00:56:26Oh, fuck!
00:56:26Jesus, waltz!
00:56:27Can I help you?
00:56:29Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:33The one with the toilet!
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:36I lost it!
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:50Oh, fuck.
00:56:51It's okay, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58Hey.
00:57:03I'm not really like her though, right?
00:57:05My mother, I'm...
00:57:07I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me waltz?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:18No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20Not in a good way.
00:57:24It's gonna be okay.
00:57:26It's only a few days.
00:57:31Only a few days.
00:57:37It's only a few days.
00:58:01It's only a few days.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:14It can't be right.
00:58:17Okay, I'm coming in.
00:58:19For now.
00:58:20Now-ish.
00:58:23What?
00:58:25What?
00:58:31What?
00:58:42What?
00:58:45Magoo!
00:58:49Stay.
00:58:51Stay!
00:58:54Go, go, go, go, go.
00:59:05Ow, fuck.
00:59:07You fuzzy fucker.
00:59:20Stop.
00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.
00:59:24You're bad enough already.
00:59:30I mean, she's safe, right?
00:59:44Hey!
00:59:47Yes, Richard?
00:59:48What is it?
00:59:49Oh, you seem upset.
00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine.
00:59:52I'm fine.
00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too,
00:59:56when I need a release, so I get where you're at.
01:00:00Okay, right.
01:00:00Is that all?
01:00:02Now you've got me worried.
01:00:03Is everything all right at home?
01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy.
01:00:06Lindy's her name, right?
01:00:07Everything okay?
01:00:08Good, good.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:09She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
01:00:15She's keeping busy.
01:00:16She's writing.
01:00:18That's wonderful.
01:00:19That's wonderful.
01:00:20Richard!
01:00:21Get your butt inside!
01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity.
01:00:24I'm upset.
01:00:28I'll see you later.
01:00:37I'll see you later.
01:00:39Les?
01:00:41Les?
01:00:47That is a toy.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:54He left me?
01:00:56Right.
01:00:59I have to trust him.
01:01:03I cannot spiral.
01:01:06Huh?
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:09Why not?
01:01:11Okay, that's it.
01:01:13That's good, space colon.
01:01:15Colon?
01:01:16Colon-al.
01:01:19Colonel.
01:01:20Space colonel.
01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.
01:01:24I couldn't.
01:01:26Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
01:01:28You made me believe you were so close.
01:01:30So I believed you.
01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me.
01:01:33That's our deal.
01:01:33There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
01:01:36So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
01:01:42I can't put an actual number on it.
01:01:44I don't know.
01:01:46What?
01:01:47Oh.
01:01:48What have you done?
01:01:49What have I done?
01:01:50Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.
01:01:56That's insane!
01:01:57Well, you said that you were close!
01:01:5930 days?!
01:02:02Well, it will work.
01:02:03I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
01:02:07Now you have 30 days!
01:02:08No, no, no.
01:02:09We have 30 days.
01:02:10Oh, now it's we.
01:02:11What does it say exactly?
01:02:12What does the small print say?
01:02:13Exactly.
01:02:14It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
01:02:19Or the patent on our tech...
01:02:22On my tech, thank you.
01:02:23...reverts to Hilton and Hilton sues you.
01:02:26Sues us.
01:02:28For fraud.
01:02:29And you go to jail.
01:02:31To jail?
01:02:32Well, can he do that?
01:02:33He can.
01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes.
01:02:36The tech, the lab, the bobs.
01:02:38Gone.
01:02:41But...
01:02:41But...
01:02:42Okay, so how do I make...
01:02:45Uh...
01:02:45How do I...
01:02:48How do I make things big again?
01:02:49Because I have to make things big again.
01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.
01:02:58I mean, can he actually do this?
01:03:01Yes, he can.
01:03:02It says it right here.
01:03:04Oh.
01:03:06Les.
01:03:08How bad is this?
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:17I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
01:03:36I got you something for Christmas.
01:03:40I didn't get you anything.
01:03:43Oh, that's...
01:03:44That's okay.
01:03:45I didn't want you.
01:03:48Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?
01:03:52Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
01:03:55Bars guard.
01:03:56Well, you talk about it a lot.
01:03:58Yeah.
01:03:59Um...
01:04:00You seem a little bit down.
01:04:02No, I'm...
01:04:03I'm just tired.
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone.
01:04:09Someone special.
01:04:10You know, and it's just...
01:04:14Oh, Merry Christmas, Richard.
01:04:16Oh, thank you, Janet.
01:04:17This is a very thoughtful gift.
01:04:25Thy returneth to thine grind.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:38Buddy?
01:04:38Thank you for moving her.
01:04:49Oh.
01:04:51Right.
01:04:52Okay.
01:04:55Oh, that looks good.
01:04:57Okay.
01:05:02Okay.
01:05:03Oh, come on.
01:05:08Oh, there we go.
01:05:17Guide.
01:05:22Oh.
01:05:23A classic.
01:05:25Come on.
01:05:29Volume.
01:05:31Volume.
01:05:32We're never turning this off.
01:05:35Okay, Saks.
01:05:39So...
01:05:40We've got popcorn.
01:05:42But no candy.
01:05:48Less.
01:05:49That's just for me.
01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
01:06:01It's a big day.
01:06:02It could be the day.
01:06:03Needs to be the day.
01:06:04Or two.
01:06:06At the most.
01:06:11Here are my thoughts.
01:06:15Thoughts.
01:06:16Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to B sub J.
01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
01:06:23Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
01:06:27Thoughts complete.
01:06:28Bob.
01:06:30Implement his thoughts.
01:06:36B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
01:06:41Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
01:06:45Complete.
01:06:46Carl, implement his thoughts.
01:06:49Yes.
01:06:54격 falan.
01:07:00Perfect.
01:07:02Fuck.
01:07:03...
01:07:07...
01:07:29Let's make history.
01:08:07Let's make history.
01:08:08Let's make history.
01:08:17A great attempt in the name of science.
01:08:19Richard?
01:08:20Bob, the explainer?
01:08:23Nominal success.
01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
01:08:28Same as previous attempt.
01:08:31Molecular disequilibrium.
01:08:33Eraser Bob, see medic.
01:08:34Bring in Fred.
01:08:36Clean up an aisle everywhere.
01:08:37Richard?
01:08:39We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
01:08:43I'll go again.
01:08:45No, you won't.
01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
01:08:59No.
01:09:00No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:01Um, this is not how we work here.
01:09:05We are making history, okay?
01:09:07That corn was regular size.
01:09:10It's incredible.
01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?
01:09:13Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
01:09:20in the break room.
01:09:21Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.
01:09:25This is Virginia.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:27Vivian.
01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
01:09:31And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
01:09:33Can we just talk about this?
01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
01:09:40I don't care about the money.
01:09:41Of course you don't.
01:09:43You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
01:09:48I had to open the books.
01:09:49Well, it had to be perfect.
01:09:51What?
01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.
01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.
01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.
01:10:02This is unacceptable!
01:10:04And it's ridiculous!
01:10:05And do, do something!
01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.
01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now!
01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.
01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
01:10:20Guam?
01:10:21Guam?
01:10:22What?
01:10:23Shut it down.
01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow.
01:10:26Together.
01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.
01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!
01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus!
01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
01:10:4029 days.
01:10:41Not helpful.
01:10:42Not!
01:10:43The point!
01:10:51What have I done?
01:10:52No.
01:10:52No.
01:10:55No.
01:10:56No.
01:11:05No.
01:11:06Good night, Tanderolibu, your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
01:11:22It's my phone.
01:11:25My phone!
01:11:26Oh, oh!
01:11:30Come here, come here, come here!
01:11:32What?
01:11:44No!
01:11:45No!
01:11:49No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:54No!
01:11:55No!
01:11:56No!
01:11:57No!
01:11:59No!
01:12:01No!
01:12:03Fuck, did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:19I can see me in you.
01:12:26Do you know?
01:12:27What?
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29What is that?
01:12:32Oh, fuck.
01:12:37I gotta get out of here!
01:12:44Oh!
01:12:46Fuck!
01:12:47Oh!
01:12:50Fuck!
01:12:53Fuck!
01:12:58Oh!
01:12:59For fuck's sake!
01:13:00Ah!
01:13:01Ah!
01:13:03Ah!
01:13:03God!
01:13:04Dang it!
01:13:09Ah!
01:13:15Ah!
01:13:19Ah!
01:13:20Ah!
01:13:21Ah!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:24Ah!
01:13:25Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:13:28Ah!
01:13:37Ugh!
01:13:44Ah!
01:13:49Ugh!
01:13:50Oh!
01:13:51Oh!
01:13:52God!
01:13:53Oh!
01:13:54Ah!
01:14:05Oh!
01:14:08Oh!
01:14:09Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:13Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:14:17Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:18What the...?
01:14:19Oh, oh.
01:14:22Oh God! Oh God!
01:14:24Oh! Oh!
01:14:26Oh God!
01:14:33Look at me! Hold on! I'll save you!
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