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00:37Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. It's places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:00Come on.
01:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:03They're running for years of sight.
01:05Don't break here.
01:07Come on.
01:21Starlight is running wild.
01:23Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough.
01:30We said not in America.
01:33And together, we soared into a new golden gun!
01:49We're running wild.
01:52We're running wild.
01:52Keep going.
01:55Stop!
01:58I resignated the Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
02:02Other people proudly serving the armed forces,
02:05thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
02:09The New York Times is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over $2 billion.
02:17Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
02:20But all of this, the most important truth is...
02:26A safer, more, God-fearing nation!
02:31Our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:36Yes!
02:38What did the bitch Starlight try to do on our southern border?
02:42Is there no depth to what that little woman...
02:46Who wondered, Queen Maze?
02:47Because they're leaving us.
02:49Take these two!
02:50Just these two, please!
02:51Now what, so they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Maze, no!
02:57You stay back!
02:59All of you, stay back!
03:00You stay the fuck back!
03:01And I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:05No!
03:05Just a f***!
03:33This was an A.I. Generated disinformation campaign...
03:36Period and the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they say back
03:50Ladies and gentlemen the vice president of the United States
04:00Tough day
04:02Sad day
04:03When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies
04:07This so-called flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters. Let's open it up
04:15Chris Hayes
04:16Vice President Barrett
04:17Look Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking literally and no
04:21Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the U
04:26.S. of A
04:26That is exactly the kind of super phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long
04:31Honestly
04:32Do better. What about your so-called freedom camps the starlighter dissidents more clickbait. I mean, who doesn't love freedom
04:39and camp?
04:40We knew this would happen sooner or later
04:42We've been ready in the last 24 hours
04:45We have flooded the zone with so much disinformation people can't tell their clit from their collarbone
04:49The share price is only down half a point besides that damage is minimal
04:54What's this?
04:55That is a Gutenberg Bible. Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount
04:59You're really on top of the world, huh?
05:02Peter Thiel, the Obamas calling you for advice
05:07Everyone loves you
05:08You can't really think I care
05:10Maybe you didn't used to
05:11It's all for you. Higher the share price, happier the billionaires
05:15The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do
05:18Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
05:22Saying that maybe
05:24I even did something to, uh
05:28My son
05:29No, everyone knows that Ryan is
05:33Sorry, that he is a boarding school
05:36In Svalbard
05:37That story's holding
05:40We're good
05:41How about you, Sage?
05:44Are you?
05:46Good?
05:47I'm fine
05:48You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
05:51You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
05:55No
05:56Then just tell me
05:57How did Starlight get in the building?
06:03I was humiliated!
06:07As if people don't hate me enough
06:08Your numbers are north of 96
06:10Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure
06:12But millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts
06:15Where it counts
06:16Have you seen the memes?
06:18Have you seen the memes about me?
06:23Posting them
06:25Should be a crime
06:26Yes, but we can't go
06:30Oh, you're serious
06:31Uh, sir
06:34Ongoing conflict is useful to us
06:36It keeps people afraid
06:37No, no, no, no, no
06:38You promised me, Caesar
06:41He was stabbed by his best friends
06:43Well, I can relate to that
06:45But I need people to be devoted
06:48To me
06:50May I speak freely?
06:51Give it a shot
06:52I told you
06:53No matter how much power you amass
06:56It will not make you happy
07:03You know what's gonna make me happy?
07:07I think I'll be happy
07:08When Starlight
07:09And William Butcher
07:11Are corpses
07:15I want it leaked
07:17That in three days
07:19We are going to execute
07:20Hugh Campbell
07:21Milk
07:21And the
07:23French one
07:25That'll draw out
07:26Starlight and Butcher
07:28And then I will take care of this
07:30Once and for all
07:33Consider it done, sir
07:47Sous-titrage MFP.com
07:55Bureaux de PCP, toute la sainte s'est montée, j'ai hùte de vous parler
08:00Pour moi la ta face en balle, j'peux te défendre
08:03J'ai pas plutÎt un petit ticket doré pour aller mal aller
08:07Parler, parler dans Vigiafort, t'as pas besoin de sonner
08:13Demande Ă l'interphone, si t'as envie de quelqu'un
08:18Décroche ton téléphone, téléphone téléphone
08:21Dons, dons, dons, dons, dons, dons, dons, dons, dons, dons, dons
08:24Je connais les grands fans
08:27Y'a pas besoin de gueuler
08:29Le monde au PĂ©gaphone
08:32Y'a trop boulifile
08:34Y'a trop boulifile
08:34D'il aura plus de bĂȘtes
08:36à l'enfermé
08:43Tu m'interromes de plus attention ?
08:45Désolé
08:48Alors c'est quoi, Fessy-tu ?
08:49Thank you. Also, payers of Eni's exploits. Enjoy.
09:16Kill my friend.
09:27Oh
09:41Luis, la bebida
09:57And he got the flag 37 with you out
10:04That's all you have to say
10:45Oh
10:46Hello, dad
10:49Really?
10:57You are a wanted man
10:59Me, Judy
11:01Want a bit of a layover?
11:04Before I pop in
11:05Say hello to Lenny and Mum
11:10Proof is no good, innit?
11:13She's dead
11:14And here you are
11:16Thriving with arse cancer
11:27Does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29Fucking hope so
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you
11:32About the funeral
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard
11:36You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
11:38I paid for it
11:38People like you and me
11:39Don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them
11:44What'd you come here for?
11:46Torture old man, eh?
11:50Where did you find that?
11:51In the attic
11:53Reminds me of him
12:02Five fucking weeks
12:03Lenny practiced that rings trick
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won
12:09So fucking chuffed
12:13And then he come home
12:17And you called him a little poof
12:20Well
12:22Never looked at this again, did he?
12:24Why you here?
12:26Huh?
12:36There's no need to get angry
12:37Oh, I ain't angry
12:40I'm bleeding grateful
12:41All the times he knocked the shit out of me
12:44Gave me the belt or whatever
12:46Made me who I am
12:49Made me just like you
12:52I'll show you
12:54Son
12:55Please
12:56I know
12:58I've got long to go
13:00Waste of time
13:03I know
13:05Go give me a good fucking laugh
13:08Just to hear you scream
13:11You don't
13:12You don't
13:12You don't got to change nothing
13:13You don't got to change nothing
13:21Who says
13:23I want to change
13:24I want to change
13:33Who says
13:34What's the matter with you?
13:35What?
13:36Your heart's pounding
13:39Are you scared?
13:40No, I just love being at work
13:43It's exciting
13:44Room temperature like you like
13:50Have a good show?
13:56I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges
13:58Tell him it's for me
13:59Move that Elon interview to Thursday
14:01Tell Jerry I said fuck off
14:03He wants to trim the budget
14:04How about going after a show
14:05That isn't his biggest fucking hit?
14:14Howdy there boss
14:16Don't you look bashing today?
14:18Well my whole life
14:20Has been dedicated to saving these people
14:23And yet their hearts
14:24Are fluttering like
14:27Fucking rabbits
14:29Why?
14:30What are they hiding?
14:32Oh they ain't hiding nothing
14:34They just look up to you is all
14:44Meanwhile your heart's wheezing away
14:46Like it's made of ham and cigarettes
14:47Sir I'm so so sorry
14:49No more of me making milk
14:50I do more than anything
14:53Them pills just janked up my ticker
14:55So awful
14:57They were killing me
15:09How'd you catch them red-handed?
15:11Our enemies have started using
15:13Bleeding edge technologies
15:14Like AI
15:16Like AI
15:17Which means artificial intelligence
15:19So Starlight did use that dang fangled AI
15:22First she went and deepfaked Thomas Godalkin himself
15:25Yeah but did anyone actually believe that?
15:28I mean how stupid does she think we all are?
15:31To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that God knew
15:35Then she went and AI this so-called flat 37 video
15:41Oh God sloppy word
15:42If we freeze it
15:44Here?
15:45Yeah
15:46I mean last I checked I do not have seven fingers on one hand
15:50Now isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
15:54Yes it is
15:55Yes it is
16:26Right
16:44While she wants to feel a light
16:46play
16:47Yes it is
16:47You can do not let that
16:51I can do not let that
16:52It was just a little more
16:52To the other side
16:53I noticed that
16:53Then I am going to go
16:53Boy
16:57Knock it off. I ain't here for you you dozy pin. They're after Frenchy. What's gonna do him?
17:04Huey and him and send me two hours
17:10Look
17:12I know you don't trust me
17:14The French is a dead man. We ain't got time to fuck about. I got a CIA Gulfstream gassing up
17:20a plant now
17:22Will's upon them now
17:36Ivy you can't talk about that. Huey none of the FBSA people are ever getting out. It's hopeless
17:44Look I should be the last guy who has any hope. I've been strangled by Ezekiel
17:48I've been hunted by noir chased by sharks inside of a whale shot at by Russians almost blown up at
17:54hero gasm and
17:55Laser-dead bought on ice look the point is on one time. I had to see naked on a chocolate
18:00cake
18:00It's a long story. The point is by all same logic. I should be dead or
18:05Crazy or both. No, why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it
18:10Hey, get down. Fuck you. Jesus. Hey, get down
18:16Get the fuck down. I said fuck you. Calm down. Right now. Hey, hey
18:37See you gave up
18:40What about you?
18:50Bitches like Starlight make you weak
18:53That's why I cut out all women. No love, no sex, no problems. And literally bro, I have never felt
19:01manlier
19:01Think about this. Okay romance flowers cuddling kissing. It's beta male shit, bro
19:09Super gay who am I right?
19:13Yes, and you know what as for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did whatever that baby murdering three out
19:21of ten
19:21Thought she was gonna do
19:22It didn't work. Oh bollocks
19:25Half a bottle of rum and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week. What the
19:30fuck are you doing here?
19:34Can we go?
19:38Oh, wow, you're just gonna soily like hugging a McRib
19:42Did did you just how
19:44Fucking speech therapy and fucking therapy therapy and so much fucking tick-tock. Well, you sure sound like you're on
19:49tick-tock
19:50Sixteen hour flight and not a fucking peep because all you can say is oi oi oi cunt cunt cunt
19:54Like the better with a mouth shut
19:56Where have you been?
19:58Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards faces
20:00So they deported me to manila. I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but
20:04I fell out at 10,000 feet
20:06Oh, man, that took a hot minute to regrow. They found my asshole like a mile away
20:12How did you find me? Oh ways and means love
20:15How many men you down? How many does it look like?
20:20It's all right, love
20:22Nothing to be scared of
20:23I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do. So are you still dying? Hopefully no hearty inhale
20:30See that's the mistake most people make they try to fight the cancer
20:34Nice one putting flight 37 out there
20:36Was it it didn't move the needle an inch? Oh, of course it did. I'm and there's fuming
20:41He's gonna execute Huey Frenchy and him in about 36 hours
20:47Of course
20:48It's a trap
20:49A question
20:51Is what else are we gonna decide to walk into it?
20:54Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
21:00You want Frenchy? You're still working on the virus and you want his help
21:04The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know
21:07Hang on Lander
21:10Now you're gonna help us serve the boys or not
21:26So I have a signal
21:28So doing broad daylight now?
21:29We are getting executed
21:32What?
21:33Said what?
21:34In 36 hours we
21:35Are finally fucking doing it
21:39They're trying to draw it Annie
21:40The question to show is
21:41Why now?
21:47Flight 37 video
21:48High for an eye type shit
21:50They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in
21:53And then they do her in
21:55Fuck that
21:56I'm getting out of here first
22:00We're gonna need a lot more Molotov
22:01So let's get going
22:06How did you get these?
22:07Fly by
22:08I took it myself
22:09Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
22:12That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you but then hug you
22:15So how come you didn't spring then?
22:17Honestly, they've been safer there
22:21It's this one
22:23Getting in won't be easy
22:24A perimeter's just open space
22:26That's what I'm telling you
22:27I'm not a bloke
22:28I mean he's a fucking worm butt
22:30He might be able to help
22:31But even if I can get us in
22:33How the fuck are we gonna get out?
22:34Leave that to me
22:36I have something we can call
22:40All right then
22:46You like croissants?
22:47Ugh, do we?
22:48Why?
22:50What?
22:55Old Lander?
22:56Hey, you want to see us?
23:02Should we come back?
23:08Can you believe the doll
23:10cooking up these lies about me?
23:12Tarnishing my good name
23:15The garbage
23:17Right
23:19Oh right, yes, totally sir
23:20I know
23:21Starlight
23:22Spearless
23:23Filthy
23:24What a fucking light
23:25Wait, what could she even do?
23:27Besides flash her little high beams at you
23:31Am I right?
23:32Always, sir
23:33So then
23:34Why'd you let her get away?
23:39Don't you look at him like that
23:40Where the fuck were you?
23:42I was there
23:42Keeping eyes on the
23:43On the other side of the stage
23:44Right?
23:46Pro
23:48It's been a year
23:49A full lap of the sun
23:52And you haven't found a train
23:55Or butcher
23:58Or starlight
24:02It's almost as if
24:04You're fucking up on purpose
24:05I mean, I know you're not
24:07That would be suicidal
24:11You know
24:12I had a good chat
24:14With Gavin
24:16Our stage manager
24:18And it turns out
24:21He betrayed me
24:24He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past
24:27Kind of horrible meme about me
24:30It really makes me wonder
24:31Who else is a traitor
24:33Hiding in plain sight
24:34Sir, you can check my history
24:36I've never liked one of her shitty posts
24:37Here, just check it
24:38Look
24:38That won't be necessary
24:39But
24:39Gentlemen
24:43Do your fucking jobs
24:45Yes, sir
25:15Bro, what the hell?
25:16You could have my back in there
25:18Bro
25:18You're not the real noir
25:20Okay
25:20You can talk
25:22Look
25:22I get method
25:23Okay
25:24I fuck with Stella Adler
25:25I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia
25:26We literally never broke character
25:29Hey
25:30But enough's enough
25:35Bro
25:35I always thought I'd stay single
25:37But you know what they say
25:38How do you make God laugh?
25:40Make a plan
25:41Oh, ain't that the truth
25:42So there I was at the national prayer breakfast
25:45And I look across the table
25:46And it was
25:49It was like the Lord smiled upon us
25:53Talk about a match made in heaven
25:54Amen
25:56Oh, Father himself
25:58Head pastor, president and CEO
26:00Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
26:02After Ezekiel's untimely murder
26:03God rest his soul
26:04Amen
26:05Well, you two are just a super able union for the ages
26:08We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation
26:13I think that's why I fell for her so fast
26:15For me, it was love at first sight
26:17See, I knew he was gonna say that
26:20Try marrying a mind reader
26:22Powerful
26:24Now, how about we switch gears?
26:27Like y'all's initiative to abolish DEI
26:29Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil
26:32People don't need a handout
26:34It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color
26:37Isn't white a color too?
26:39Let's cut
26:42Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut
26:45Cut
26:45Sage
26:47My sister in Christ
26:48Um, no
26:49I don't believe in your magic sky ghost
26:52Or his baby sky ghost
26:54I need the vice president
26:55Give us the room
26:57Fuck
26:58How is married life?
27:00The power of Christ can kill you to fuck him
27:02Bitch, your hole still smells like deep
27:03Great barrier queef
27:05It's touchy
27:06Hey, it's not my fault
27:07The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as a VP
27:11Maybe
27:12But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down
27:14That was a patriotic thing to do
27:16Can we hurry this along?
27:16I'm about to kill DEI
27:18Uh, not today you're not
27:20He wants more Starlighters arrested
27:23But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp
27:26Now it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander
27:32Cyber terrorists are terrorists too
27:36True
27:38True
27:39It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS
27:46We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners
27:48We arrested Chapel Roan and Tyler the Creator and they canceled Coachella
27:51But now he wants to detain thousands of American citizens
27:54You know, I couldn't help but notice
27:56You registered Barrett for president.com, net, and org
28:00It's exploratory
28:01You're a soup
28:02Made you fucking vice president
28:04As long as you stay useful
28:07Don't worry
28:09Everything will come up, Ashley
28:11Good talk
28:22Reacher
28:23Massive
28:25Enters the motel
28:27Woman
28:28You're huge
28:31Reacher
28:32Know what they say about huge guys
28:38They have huge cocks
28:45Jesus
28:46Jesus
28:46Fucking
28:46Are you fucking crazy?
28:47Get in here
28:47Hello
28:48Yeah, hi
28:49I feel like America's literal most wanted
28:51Did anyone see you come in here?
28:53No
28:53Are you sure?
28:54Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec and that shit is everywhere now
28:58Fucking hell
28:59This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
29:02Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business
29:06Listen, whatever you want
29:08I'm not interested
29:09Calm off it, mate
29:10You ain't even heard the pitch yet
29:12Pass
29:13Well told
29:15Whatever
29:15Just fucking go
29:16Okay, you don't have anything on me anymore
29:18Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
29:21Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore
29:25Vaught Studios replaced all their writers with AI
29:28And yes, the audience scores went way up on Rowdy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
29:32It just isn't
29:35You ruin your appetite
29:37That's right
29:38I came here for an ex-suit with a certain set of skills
29:42I need us a tunnel, Doug
29:44You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you out to pasture
29:48How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
29:49You do the tunnel?
29:51I'll do the fucking
29:5320 miles out of Rochester
29:55Be there
29:55Rochester
29:58Rochester's got that honey away soil
29:59Fucking delicious
30:04You need a shower or you smell like a Wingstop bathroom
30:08Thanks, was that bad?
30:10Sorry, turns out talking to people's hard
30:14Check you long enough, slowing down in your old age?
30:18Fuck you, JonBenet
30:20You guys are friends?
30:22You talk
30:24Reggie has been helping us out for a while
30:25Thanks
30:27Where is everybody?
30:33I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month
30:35Go Marie Moreau, how's your team doing?
30:38Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough
30:44So, what's with the 9-1-1?
30:46Huey, M.M. and Frenchy are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out
30:52Of a vault prison camp?
30:55You're fucking crazy
30:56Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
30:58We just need you to run them to the extraction point, it's easy
31:00Easy, right
31:03You know, Homelander's gonna be waiting
31:06I can't
31:07We know how to kill him, okay, but we need Frenchy to do it
31:09Great, well, good luck with that
31:12Hey, are you gonna keep running forever?
31:14I mean, if we're gonna really take him out, we need your help
31:17So, what, I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
31:20I mean, we are down on assholes, so
31:25Yeah, maybe
31:27No
31:28Why not?
31:30I said I can't
31:32I know you're scared
31:33No, I'm not fucking scared
31:37I got a family to protect
31:41I can't
31:44I got it, I do
31:47Me too
31:52Keep him safe
31:56We shouldn't have let him go
31:57No
31:59Homelander fucked him up
32:01Fucked me up too
32:04We're gonna need an exit plan B
32:08All right, so we hit the east gate
32:10We beat it, Huey, when the guard chain shift
32:12And we go with Don
32:13We've been through this
32:14I know, I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in
32:17my head
32:17Huey
32:18Take a fucking drink, will you?
32:20No thanks
32:22You let me
32:22What if I die, you know I quit
32:24Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp
32:28Yeah, what about you?
32:30Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
32:33Moonshot's got corn in it
32:42Don't worry, and you will be fine, she's strong
32:45What do you think?
32:56What do you think?
33:03What do you think?
33:05It's unsafe without me making a mess out of their lives?
33:08Ma'am, you're the strongest guy I know
33:11We've been in tougher spots than this
33:13You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Faroe province
33:18Shit I saw will fuck you up
33:22And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
33:27And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war
33:30We are dead men walking
33:33Chin chin, motherfuckers
33:35We need more resin
33:40Yeah
33:42Got some more hidden in the barracks walls
33:51Attention campers
33:52Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Fever
33:55Tomorrow's screening will open
33:57Dawn of the Fever
34:03Well Annie, today marks two months
34:06It's a little insane how much I miss you
34:10I've been having trouble eating
34:11Every day I see people giving up
34:14But not me
34:15Because I have you
34:17It's very, very sweet
34:18They were innocent
34:19Oh
34:22Well, I'd hardly call them innocent
34:24They lied to me
34:25Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
34:27We've known about that for quite some time
34:31But I just wanted to give you a little hope
34:34You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole
34:38I like internment camp, Huey
34:41She's zesty
34:42Fuck you
34:42Do it
34:44What?
34:45Kill me
34:45Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight
34:48You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
34:51Let's not insult each other, we both know they're coming
34:54Do you remember when we first met?
34:58How could I forget?
34:59The Leave Festival
35:00When we tried to cleanse your soul
35:02I remember thinking
35:06Why him?
35:08What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
35:16You know, William and Victoria Newman love you too
35:19I mean, I get it from your perspective
35:22You're punching up, good for you
35:24But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
35:32Why would Starlight and Butcher
35:35Pace away their lives
35:37To try and rescue you?
35:43Because I do it for them
35:59What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
36:02Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins
36:05Some came up
36:06So I'll be in, baby bro
36:08Got some ribeyes in the fridge
36:09Thanks
36:12Raina made you a favorite corn salad
36:14Oh, my bad
36:17I think that's it
36:18I've been flackin' on my Duolingo
36:20You ain't gotta do that, bro
36:22What?
36:24Come on, it's been like a year, some change now
36:28You still acting like this is some chill family vacation
36:30Instead of on the run?
36:32It's fine
36:33You're a shitty liar
36:35I know I fucked you over
36:38Please
36:40Stop trying to make me feel better about it
36:42You remember when we got into it at the park that day
36:45Man, I told you that you had never really saved anyone
36:50You were right
36:51Not anymore
36:52I'm still breathing, ain't I?
36:54And Raina, your nephews
36:56I mean, yeah
36:58Moving around constantly
36:59It's a pain in the ass
37:02But it's worth it
37:03It's good to see you like this
37:07I will be really proud of you, man
37:12Dad!
37:13Dad!
37:14Uncle Reg!
37:14Why are they doing that?
37:21Hey, Train
37:23That was your fucking phone-a-friend
37:24Well, I held up my end, love
37:26How you gonna get us out?
37:27I'll fly us all out
37:28One by one
37:29Well, that'll take all fucking night
37:31All right
37:32Fine
37:33Just as long as we're on the same page here
37:35Frenchie goes first
37:36Yeah, all right
37:37Frenchie first
37:37What about Huey and Emem?
37:39We will get him
37:40But nothing is more important than killing Homelander
37:42Frenchie first
37:43You sound like Maeve
37:45Yeah, well, Maeve was right
38:05You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores
38:17They're already gone
38:21I guess I follow my fucking family, man
38:23Never gonna stop, bro
38:25Homelander's orders
38:27Only one way this ends
38:28Yeah, exactly
38:29Right now, it's you coming after me
38:31Then it'll be Noir coming after you
38:34New Noir because Homelander killed the first one
38:36Remember?
38:37That's how people end up around him
38:39You smug dick
38:42Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
38:43Jesus
38:44What, it's true?
38:46Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
38:49What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
38:51Suck my balls
38:52You're the fucking joke
38:53Look at you
38:54On the run like a little bitch
38:56And then I'm with Homelander
38:59You know, I can see it
39:00Look how terrified you are
39:03Fuck you
39:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby
39:08I'm all about that Sigma life
39:10I ain't terrified as shit
39:12You're so scared of Homelander
39:13You don't even see what it's done to you
39:15I'm not fucking scared
39:19Yeah, I said the same thing
39:27It's pathetic
39:31You're pathetic
39:33Sooner or later, I'm gonna get your family
39:47We'll leave when I say we'll leave
39:49God
39:50When I wrote this series finale of Triple C
39:52That's Crimson Cowscapers
39:53It was impossible to like tick every box
39:56And tie up every little storyline
39:58I mean, just try making everybody happy
40:01You can't do it
40:01Finale's at the worst
40:03Your voice makes me want to kill myself
40:06Oh, sorry, what's that bad?
40:07How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
40:11No, I already said that
40:13Oh, come on
40:13If you don't give me that Huey safe in this playpen bollocks
40:17You left him in there
40:19Because you don't want to look him in the eye
40:20After a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
40:24Let me give you a bit of advice
40:26Please don't
40:29Ain't nothing to feel guilty about
40:32Because that shit is gonna get us all killed
40:34I mean, it is thankless and impossible work
40:36Hey, what did you guys think of the Lost Finale?
40:39Get to work, asshole
40:40Great
40:40I'm fucking starving
40:41Where do you want to pop out?
40:42Buck 19
40:48Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp
40:50Is it?
40:51No, no, no, no
40:51You said I got the stick at the Vaughn
40:53That guy's fucking lasered in half
40:54Well
40:55That's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
40:56It's complicated
40:57And I don't want to get into that right now
40:59I'm fucking out
40:59Hey, our friends are about to be killed
41:02So you're gonna dig us a hole
41:03Or I'll bury you in one
41:12Drive the action to the climax
41:13Drive the action to the climax
41:25You guys are gonna want to stay back
41:55Have fun in the shithole
41:57At least first
41:58Fuck you
42:16Fuck you
42:35Yeah
42:37Oh
42:39That wasn't so bad
42:40Was it?
42:41Don't ever contact me again
42:44Sure
42:46Oh, hey, uh
42:47Is it cool if I use this for the A story
42:49And the, uh, reach respec I'm working on?
42:50Oh, piss off, wanker
42:51Take that as a yes
43:13What the?
43:14Oh, fuck
43:19Surprise
43:20Welcome William
43:21Welcome William
43:21And you
43:22The gang is almost all here
43:25Oh
43:26And, uh
43:27You never told me that this one's nickname is
43:31Mother's Milk
43:37Okay
43:37So
43:39What's the big plan?
43:41What are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
43:44Yes
43:44Yes
43:45I know all about it
43:46Fuck my fat dick
43:47Hmm?
43:56Hey, where's Starlight?
43:58This doesn't feel like a party
43:59Without my little lightning bug here
44:06Jesus Christ
44:07William
44:08You've got a vipers nest in there
44:10I heard about it
44:11Of course
44:11But
44:12Seeing it for myself
44:14It's, uh
44:16It's incredible
44:17I mean
44:18It's fucking disgusting
44:20Of course
44:21But
44:21It's beautiful
44:22What you've done to yourself
44:23What you've become
44:25And you did
44:26And you did
44:27All that
44:28For me
44:33Now that
44:34That
44:35Is devotion
44:38You know
44:39William
44:40I know
44:40We're not exactly equals
44:43But I'm compelled to say
44:46You're the only one that's ever challenged me
44:50And
44:50There's a part of me that will be sad
44:53To see you go
45:17Come on
45:18Come on
45:19Robbie's gonna fly us out
45:33Penny
45:40Come on
45:41Let go
45:43Pilly
45:57Don't you move
46:04Thank you
46:19It's okay
46:19It's okay
46:21It's okay
46:21Just leave it
46:21Okay?
46:36What are you doing?
46:37What are you doing?
46:40Hey
46:40Dick
46:42I've been waiting for this
46:45I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw
47:06Don't you fucking move?
47:08Get your fucking hands up or I can see them
47:11Get your fucking hands up or I can see them
47:13Get your fucking hands up or I can see them
47:25Where is she going?
47:29Where are you?
47:30Where are you going?
47:32Where are you going?
47:34Oh, come on.
48:04ARGH!
48:07ARGH!!!
48:09Oof!
48:10Oof!
48:12Oof!
48:13Oof!
48:19Oof!
48:24Oof!
48:34Fuck this. She's not coming back.
48:36Huey, we have to go.
48:38Stay there. Stay there. She's coming back.
48:40She's coming back.
48:51She's coming back.
48:52ILLIAM!
49:27The End
49:58The End
50:11The End
50:19Frank, you in the van?
50:21Yeah
50:23Come on in
50:26You hurt?
50:27Where the hell were you?
50:58Where the hell were you?
51:01Yeah, I know
51:02And that's what I said
51:04Yes, exactly
51:06I don't know
51:10Frank, you in the van
51:21Frank, Frank
51:36Looks like someone can't catch the A-train after all.
51:41End of the road, buddy boy.
51:56That's so funny.
51:59What was I so afraid of?
52:04You are...
52:07...fucking nothing.
52:10Really?
52:17Really?
52:18You're just an empty fucking suit.
52:21Take away these powers.
52:25And what are you, huh?
52:27Pathetic.
52:30Weak.
52:31Sniveling fucking loser.
52:37Oh no, mommy!
52:46Oh no!
52:57Finish him here.
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