00:03Thank God my mom can sew or C.C. would still be crying.
00:07I get it. One time my dog lost his favorite squeaky toy.
00:10It was rough.
00:13Every time I tell you about my daughter, you tell me about your dog.
00:16You should be honored. I love that dog.
00:19One's a person, one's an animal.
00:22C.C. eats stuff she shouldn't?
00:23Yeah.
00:24You clean up after her?
00:26Yeah.
00:26She happy to see you when you get home?
00:28Of course.
00:28There's literally no difference.
00:31Hello.
00:32Hey.
00:33Oh, what brings you by?
00:34I need some advice about a girl.
00:37Hit me.
00:38Don't talk to the married guy about girls.
00:40Talk to someone who's still in the game.
00:42Or someone who won the game.
00:45You got her pregnant. You won on an error.
00:47Anyway, Chloe called.
00:49Wow. Is this the ex?
00:51Yes. She heard my song on the radio and wants to catch up.
00:56Nice.
00:57Nice.
00:57Not nice.
00:58She broke his heart and now she's poking around because he's got something going on.
01:01Yeah, that's why you write songs.
01:03To get girls.
01:05She's just gonna use it.
01:06Exactly.
01:07Go get it, son.
01:09You weren't there last time. He was a wreck.
01:12I was.
01:13And he's just getting over her.
01:14I am.
01:15So he definitely does not want to see her again.
01:17I might.
01:18Dude.
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