00:02It's a win-win. Church gets some publicity for their charity thing, and I get extra air time.
00:07So you'll cover the Baptist Church, but not the Catholic Church.
00:10Hey, I would cover a cult if it got me on TV more.
00:14Well then, you're off to a good start.
00:16Church carnival's actually pretty fun. There's booths and games, Pastor Jeff and a dunk tank.
00:22You know, I had my first kiss at a church carnival kissing booth.
00:26You paid for your first kiss. That's sad.
00:29It was a thing people did. It wasn't weird.
00:33Yeah, she was my Sunday school teacher.
00:36Okay, it was weird.
00:38Maybe the shop should sponsor a booth. I mean a game, not a creepy one like his.
00:44Well, his was a game. Herpes Roulette.
00:48I'm thinking like, throw a football through a tire and win a free oil change.
00:52You sure? This is Texas. A lot of people can throw a football.
00:56I can't.
00:57No, son, you really can't.
01:00I can teach him.
01:01No, son, you really can't.
01:04Go on, son.
01:05Go on.
01:05Go on.
01:06Go on.
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