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00:01Get out of here.
00:02Previously on Best Medicine.
00:04Are you more his parents?
00:06I'm his best friend.
00:08Why are you here?
00:09I've decided to sell a house.
00:11My house? My house.
00:13It was left of me. I'm the eldest son.
00:16It's going viral.
00:17Is this what you're going to do with your life?
00:19What? Be a garbage person?
00:21It really makes you think, doesn't it, Doc?
00:23What am I dedicating my life to?
00:25I've loved Louisa since I was 12 years old.
00:27She's perfect. Nobody's perfect.
00:30The only mean thing that she's ever done is break up with...
00:33Maybe we could... Get together.
00:35For real. Date.
00:37Martin, inhale. Exhale.
00:40Hey, Martin, buddy.
00:41Not sure if you're here yet, but if...
00:47Um, I'm gonna call you back, buddy.
00:50We were both riding the adrenaline of the moment,
00:52but I'm happy to pretend it never happened.
00:56Good night.
01:04You don't think he looks depressed?
01:07I think he looks like a dog.
01:09Whatever he's feeling can be solved by sleeping, eating, pooping,
01:13or destroying a pair of my shoes.
01:23What's got them so interested?
01:25I have no idea.
01:31It looks like you have the flu.
01:33So, you and Louisa, huh?
01:35I beg your pardon?
01:36I mean, I get why you like her.
01:38She's a ray of sunshine.
01:40But you?
01:41Here you go, babe.
01:41Thanks.
01:42So, you and Doc Martin, huh?
01:43I did not see that coming.
01:45Like at all.
01:46Uh, excuse me?
01:48So, to manage your flu symptoms, you need to hydrate
01:50and take pain relievers as needed.
01:51You know who needs pain relievers right now?
01:53Sheriff Mark!
01:55Woo-hoo!
01:56Come on!
01:57Up high, baby!
01:58Up high!
01:58Yes!
02:00I think it's great.
02:02Love can come at any age, you know?
02:04What?
02:05It's the flu, Mr. Collins.
02:07Any questions?
02:08Who initiated the kiss?
02:10How passionate are we talking?
02:12How did he kiss?
02:14I picture a turtle eating a piece of lotus.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:23Absolutely not.
02:31What's this?
02:32Take it.
02:33Your car's parked in the red.
02:35I parked exactly where I always have since I got here.
02:37I turned a blind eye before, but those days are over.
02:41Mark, it's her $50.
02:42Let me just go out and move it.
02:43Sorry.
02:44Some mistakes can't be just moved back.
02:47What?
02:48What?
02:49Mark, since when do you go out giving tickets like this?
02:52Since when do you care nothing about rules and decency?
02:54Okay, I have no idea what's going on right now.
02:57Yeah, me neither.
02:58Not after what I saw in the parking lot of the hospital.
03:01Wait, what?
03:03You saw that?
03:04Yeah.
03:06It might not be a crime, but it doesn't make it right.
03:14You want me to close the door?
03:16You don't have to.
03:44What are you doing here?
03:46You don't have to flu like everyone else, do you?
03:49Nope.
03:51But, word around town, though, is that you and a certain adorable-
03:56Not you too.
03:57This is a nightmare.
03:59Is there privacy anywhere?
04:01In Port Wynn?
04:02Not really.
04:03So, what happened?
04:05Nothing.
04:09All right, fine.
04:11After a very long day tending to Peter Kronk together, the natural bond people feel in a crisis boiled over.
04:19And you and Louisa kissed.
04:23Hmm.
04:24Well, good for you.
04:25You've been carrying a torch for her since you laid eyes on her.
04:33What did you do wrong?
04:34Nothing.
04:35Why do you assume that I-
04:35Come on, what?
04:37Nothing.
04:37Tell me.
04:38No.
04:40Martin.
04:40I may have suggested that we pretend it never happened.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46Why?
04:48Spare us both the trouble.
04:49I-
04:51Martin.
04:52Is that how you really feel about love?
04:54Or were you just trying to blow the whole thing up to protect yourself so you wouldn't get hurt?
04:59Well, either way.
05:01Very insensitive.
05:02You're gonna have to apologize for that.
05:05ASAP.
05:08I have to go see George and Greg.
05:11Apologize, Martin.
05:16Miss Michelle.
05:17You can call me Savannah.
05:19You have fever, aches, and fatigue.
05:23Sounds like the flu.
05:24Are you sure we shouldn't be talking about that little patient?
05:27He's running on a very low frequency.
05:29No idea what that means.
05:30Well, your dog is depressed.
05:32Obviously.
05:33Well, for starters, he's not my dog.
05:37I'm with the patient.
05:38Please go now.
05:41Elaine!
05:42Open.
05:44What?
05:45Get him out of here.
05:48Buddy, come on.
05:49Come on.
05:50Okay.
05:51We have a low fever.
05:54And lymph nodes are inflamed.
05:57Okay, just FYI, understanding animals is literally my job.
06:00Oh, yeah?
06:01And what job is that?
06:02I own a traveling petting zoo.
06:03And in my expert opinion...
06:05Oh, expert?
06:06Really?
06:06Is there a petting zoo college somewhere?
06:08It's called Nature.
06:10I'm sorry.
06:11Do you seriously not see how sad your dog is?
06:13Thank you, random zookeeper person.
06:15But I...
06:15What's coming out of your bag?
06:18Oh, my God.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:20You're crawling on my leg.
06:22I'm so gross.
06:23What the hell is going on?
06:24It's so vile.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:27Oh, my God.
06:28Got it.
06:29Fleas.
06:30Just as I suspected.
06:31Please!
06:31What the?
06:32That's it.
06:32I'm out of here.
06:33Sorry.
06:34Fleas are a public health hazard.
06:36And as much as I hate to say this, which is a lot, until we can prove we're not carrying
06:40them out, no one can leave.
06:41Oh, my God.
06:41I am torching this place on Yelp.
06:46The gossip about Mark and I had finally died down.
06:50And now everybody is talking about me again.
06:52People are awful.
06:53So nosy.
06:54No boundaries at all.
06:55What did happen?
06:56Was it really just a kiss?
06:58I bet Dr. Fussypants has a real tiger under that suit.
07:07Well, I hope you're me.
07:16This feels excessive.
07:18No, first we saw the shower with dishwashing soap was excessive.
07:21Again, dishwashing soap kills fleas, as does putting your clothes in the dryer.
07:25It'll be done soon.
07:26How soon?
07:27Today's the deadline to turn in my audition for Juilliard.
07:30Al is recording it later.
07:31So I really need to move this along.
07:32Audition, huh?
07:33What monologue are you doing?
07:35I'm a thespian myself.
07:37That's right.
07:37Yeah.
07:38You were so great as the mad scientist in the blood factory.
07:41Oh, stop.
07:41Stop.
07:42I'm still working on my monologue.
07:45Well, break a leg, as we actors say.
07:48I put the clothes in the dryer 37 minutes ago.
07:50Feel free to check if they're done.
07:52Answer the phones.
07:53Show up on time.
07:54Now I have to vacuum and do laundry.
07:57When did I become act one Cinderella?
07:58If I wrote a letter to Juilliard, do you think you could start tomorrow?
08:01All right.
08:07I can't even have a personal moment with someone without the whole town blabbing about it.
08:11I know.
08:11I'm so sorry about Greg.
08:12He really should have known better.
08:14So I'm just gonna stay in here and avoid people like that.
08:16Oh my gosh.
08:17His little planes are like crazy.
08:18Would you like a spoon?
08:19No thanks.
08:20I just don't know how everybody knows already.
08:23That is my question.
08:24Well, maybe Martin told someone.
08:26Doesn't seem like the bragging type.
08:28It definitely wasn't something to brag about.
08:30Really?
08:30Why?
08:32Never mind.
08:33I don't know why I would be interested.
08:35I just don't know how Elf everyone knows so fast.
08:38You know?
08:41I guess I should call him.
08:43Can I have a...
08:45Oh, oh, yeah.
08:45Yeah, yeah.
08:46Of course.
08:46Of course.
08:47Yeah, yeah.
08:47And you sure you don't want me to get you a spoon?
08:50Okay.
08:52Hello?
08:53Did you tell someone about what happened between us?
08:55Because everybody at the Salty Breeze knows.
08:57Of course not.
08:58I would never.
08:59It was Mark.
09:00Apparently he saw us.
09:02Mark?
09:02Saw us?
09:04Mm-hmm.
09:05Oh God.
09:05Oh God.
09:07This is a disaster.
09:08Mark saw us and everybody's talking?
09:12So much for pretending it never happened, huh?
09:15Yes.
09:17So...
09:17About that.
09:20God, shh.
09:21What are you doing here?
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23Where are you right now?
09:25Hiding in the walk-in.
09:26So, you know, I'm super happy about how this is working out.
09:29Well, uh, a hippie infested my office with fleas.
09:34Okay.
09:36Stay warm in there.
09:37Yeah, um...
09:38Good luck with the fleas.
09:42Mark?
09:49Everyone, please get on your clothes and then leave as soon as humanly possible.
09:53I'm having a strange feeling. I've had this conversation before.
09:57Oh, are you like a psychic?
09:58Deja vu can be a sign of...
10:00Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, my God. A seizure!
10:05Stop.
10:08Everybody stay put.
10:16is he texting is he texting no one can leave why what's the problem this time don't panic
10:24but this woman has lesions that look like bubo's it's labubu boomer what the hell's a bubo doc she
10:30has the plague as soon as possible thank you if i could have everyone's attention it's definitely
10:44not the health authorities are sending a biohazard team for savannah but they're coming from boston
10:50so it's going to be a while the plague would probably kill all the old people first right
10:54ghoulish question but brings me to my next point this type of plague doesn't spread easily from
10:59person to person but from fleas and infected animals and if antibiotics are taken within the
11:04first 24 hours outcomes very good kind of sounds like if that bio whatever team doesn't get here
11:09in 24 hours we're all screwed yeah screwed isn't dead wait so you're the only doctor there isn't
11:15anybody better who like knows how to deal with diseases well i went to medical school so i like
11:20know about diseases but yes i'm it but we're fine no need to panic
11:35doc what are you doing looking for clues as to where savannah and her flea-ridden purse have been
11:45damn it what she was at the salty breeze which means people over there have been exposed and i need
11:51to get in touch with them we don't have to change back into the little gowns do we because if
11:55i'm
11:55gonna die of the plague you're not i'm dying with my pants on and i've always said that
12:01hey guys what you want to talk to me about well wait a minute what's going on back here
12:08thug claims he found a baby fox and is nursing it back to health i wish you'd take it somewhere
12:12else
12:13it's making brisket very anxious i get that kind of a rabbit-eared devil chihuahua makes me a little
12:21nervous too listen sarah we have a small confession to make you cheat at poker night you think i don't
12:30know oh but not that we're the ones showing your house what your brother saw that greg is a realtor
12:37in
12:37the area and asked us to convince you to accept his offer since we're friends oh some friends you
12:44are did he tell you what the terms of his offer is sell a house out from under me and
12:50i get 20
12:50percent thank you so much your lordship we thought at least if it was us we'd look after your best
12:56interest yes by kicking me out of my own house listen i hate to bring it up but your brother
13:01says
13:02you don't have much by way of retirement savings yeah well you know how it is lobstering you have
13:08a good year and then a bad one so maybe you should let us show the house there's a couple
13:13who wants to
13:14see it today fine fine fine so any intel on what happened between louisa and your nephew she's hiding in
13:25the walk-in right now very upset you are not getting the hot goss you two are off the hot
13:32goss
13:33list why me you can't do that i should be able to stay on hello and sarah listen there could
13:41be a
13:41crisis at the salty breeze oh you bet there is louisa is hiding in the walk-in refrigerator when are
13:48you
13:48going to apologize to her never mind that a patient here a woman named savannah she was recently at the
13:53salty breeze and she's exhibiting plague-like symptoms the plague like bring out your dead
13:59that flag all the way down it's fine bubonic yes the very one wait what's that behind you
14:08oh doug's got a baby fox don't ask hold the phone closer to it sure greg stay here please
14:19look at those ears that's a north african fennec fox doug where did you get one of those funny story
14:31oh wow what's wrong with him for starters his face is in a bowl of oatmeal now pull him out
14:36and make
14:36sure he's breathing uh okay whoa hold the phone closer let me see his neck oh good lord what are
14:45those do you promise to remain calm wait this is the plague
14:56excuse me everyone listen up what do we do a biohazard team is coming until you have all been
15:02tested and the plague has been ruled out no one should leave the salty breeze understood but we can
15:05still take walk-ins right what are you doing here bringing people something to eat because
15:23i knew you wouldn't think about that because you don't think about people or their feelings
15:28mark mark we haven't had a chance to fumigate since you left just some vacuuming
15:32so congratulations you've now potentially exposed yourself to plague carrying fleas
15:38it's probably fine well now you can't leave until you've been cleared by the health authorities good
15:45mark would you like to talk no
15:51yes i would like to talk
15:57is there anything you'd like to say to me that actually makes sense nope i got nothing to say to
16:02you man okay fine then you can go back out
16:11okay i actually do have a couple questions well this should be fun
16:17how long has it been going on between you and louisa have you been dating all this time and just
16:22laughing at me behind my back are you two gonna get married and have a little doctor and school teacher
16:28are you hoping that i die so you guys can just dance on my grave mark mark i assure you
16:33louisa and
16:34i were not and are not together so if we're done here i have a plague outbreak to deal with
16:39yeah but
16:39you didn't say that you won't be together okay because i can just see through that little game of yours
16:43you're not gonna sneak the future past sheriff mark mila
16:49the plague i go into the walk-in for an hour and come out to the literal plague yeah it
16:55makes you
16:56think doesn't it about our mortality makes me think about getting our affairs in order updating our wills
17:02double checking the dnr boring right who wants a shot on the house oh sure first sign of a crisis
17:11and
17:11everyone drinks for free well if we're gonna die let's die at a party this is my kind of plague
17:18free booze with my special lady that's what i'm talking about let's toast to living life to the fullest
17:25to no regrets to do not resuscitate the plague are you serious it's a possibility but we caught
17:33it early and we're treating it with antibiotics so you should be okay wow you know i had my cards
17:37read
17:37recently and the reader said that something bad or not so bad could or could not
17:41happen and now look at this it's crazy right hey you better not be interrogating someone because
17:45i'm the one who does the interrogating who are you we'll ask the questions here go ahead ask your
17:51questions doug over at the salty breeze has been exhibiting similar symptoms have you had any recent
17:57interactions with him doug doug dougie doug doug doug no that name does not ring a bell i don't believe
18:06you i don't believe anyone anymore you know stop trusting and you start rusting think about it have
18:12you been abroad lately you know what actually i did go to morocco recently for a yoga retreat
18:16namaste and that's where you got the fennec fox what's a fennec box
18:22anyway it's probably just like a regular fox but with bigger ears you just said you didn't know what a
18:26fennec fox was so how would you know that fennec foxes have big ears if you don't know what a
18:31fennec fox is
18:32don't you lie to me savannah okay i'll thank you for your help mark i'll take it from here hey
18:38i
18:38think i rattled her cage pretty good she's gonna crack soon all right hey but i'm still mad at him
18:44okay thank you i'm still mad at him okay i got it thanks mark i got it wow
18:50there's some roiling tension between you two what's going on there just admit you smuggled the
18:54fennec fox and sold it to doug so i don't have to bring back the emotionally unstable sheriff okay
19:00fine but if you think you can make a living charging five-year-olds to ride ponies think
19:05again i don't think that i don't know why anyone would think that but the fox you trafficked
19:10i call it exotic animal re-homing whatever it likely has plague carrying fleas that multiplied
19:15and migrated to the other animals in your zoo and then spread to you and not a duck look i'm
19:19not a
19:20monster okay i'm just trying to find loving homes for these animals they carry stress in their bodies
19:25just like we do you really feel like you're holding on to a lot of stress too my dude the
19:30only way to let go of stress is to open up well i wouldn't open up too much unless you
19:35have a lawyer
19:35present now if you'll excuse me i need to let the town know about the mess you've made elaine we
19:41need
19:42to make a psa a what a public cert a video telling the community what's going on okay we'll post
19:48it to
19:48your social media oh now you like my social media elaine please
19:58i regret never making time to visit my sister in florida uh you called your sister and i quote
20:05a joyless iguana with a chardonnay problem i also regret trusting george to keep our conversations
20:13private what about you louisa is there anything or anyone you'd be sad to miss out on
20:24really really with everything that's going on this is what you're focused on our school is closing
20:33which is a a huge blow to portway not to mention my career i mean i have no idea what's
20:38happening in my
20:38life next oh oh and we might all have a disease that killed half of medieval europe so you know
20:44sure we can just discuss my weird kiss with the town doctor when you say weird yeah i'll play already
20:57portwyn is a fishbowl and i'm tired of being a goldfish are we recording yes why are you looking
21:04at the okay ready hey go hello dr martin best here in port when where we appear to be having
21:15having
21:16an outbreak of bubonic plague now there's no cause for panic but if you're experiencing flu-like symptoms
21:24along with painful swelling in your neck armpits or groin area or unusual lesions or sores please come
21:30see me or another healthcare provider immediately just because i'm stuck at the doctor's office
21:34don't get any ideas about committing any crimes please share this post widely eleniacs you could
21:41save a life she's saying give me a follow as if she isn't talking to like eleniacs she's worse than
21:46the plague let those three die yeah question shouldn't we consider other disease vectors like dirt i hate
21:54the internet that's true elaine hey no don't stay there the plague hey are you okay yeah i don't know
22:03this is weird but i'm fine i um i i brought you lunch thank you uh-huh mark brought sandwiches
22:09too
22:10i'll take it his were very dry hey listen so i speed read this acting book and it said track
22:16the
22:16emotional beats of a monologue so i got your monologue i started tracking the emotional beats of it yeah i
22:21i
22:21don't think i'm gonna get to it what you have to i i looked and there's no extension well you
22:26have
22:26to do it today al look around i'm in a crisis i was thinking we could we could shoot through
22:31the window
22:31seriously just let it go okay no look this is all you talk about wanting to go to school
22:36in new york city okay let me help i don't want your help okay if you like the idea of
22:41school in new york
22:42school in new york city okay i don't want to talk so much you can go
22:47fine bye bye bye leave the lunch
22:53are you guys fighting
22:57thank you cheers
23:00poor woman in a plague house you're looking awfully pleased with yourself
23:04i'm feeling very at peace with my life plus you're stuck here with me so you can't show my house
23:10house no such luck you have someone showing it for us oh who old man collins damn it all
23:20dog you good whoa i was really out of it dog i've got something really important to tell
23:28you and it might be scary i'm not gonna be a dad am i what oh i don't know you
23:34might have the plague
23:35the bubonic plague mm-hmm how did i get that doc said it must be some animals owned by some
23:40woman
23:40named savannah oh no savannah's got the plague where is she doc martin's office why she needs me
23:49dog stop we're not supposed to leave hi jeb hello jeb it's sarah i can't talk now i'm showing a
23:58house
23:59for a can you mean greg yeah listen could you do me a favor where is she where's savannah whoa
24:07slow
24:07your roll chief doug what are you doing you shouldn't be running around town with a plague-infested
24:11creature don't you call my savannah that i'm talking about wait you're savannah have you and savannah been
24:19intimate that's a clinical way to put it that's doc clinical no heart clock it marky period go on
24:26i met her on a website for enthusiasts of unusual pets but i only took a few encrypted texts for
24:33me
24:33to realize that she's my soulmate that's what you said about my wife oh hey gil good to see you
24:39man
24:39so the answer is yes you two have been intimate come with me
24:47savannah my love let's not go crazy are most of your painful lesions in your groin area oh yeah
24:54do you want to say no no nope nope i take your word for it now you might actually have
25:00a sexually
25:01transmitted infection called lgv which has similar symptoms to the plague must have been that guy from
25:06bonnaroo luckily it too can be treated with a course of antibiotics sorry doug one
25:15look your last girlfriend gave you breasts this one gave you a disease similar to the plague as your
25:21physician i feel compelled to say make better dating choices i gotta say the vibe at the salty
25:26breeze was way better elaine we need to make another post on it hello everyone this is portwind public
25:35safety officer with an important update hi everyone dr best here so the situation is evolving and we're
25:45still waiting for the biohazard team to arrive to confirm but at the moment my assessment is we are
25:50not having a plague outbreak in port wind thank you but still don't commit any crimes doc have you ever
25:57thought about being a hair model because the camera actually loves your hair what loves it really hey if
26:03it's not the plague what do you think it is i can't say confidentiality there can't be that many
26:09diseases that have plague-like symptoms yikes that looks uncomfortable
26:25so good news martin just posted another video saying that it looks like there's no plague outbreak
26:30after all so all we have to do is just hang out here for a little bit longer get tested
26:34just to be
26:35sure that's great you seem less than thrilled i i just feel disappointed about where my life is right
26:44now so well this may be controversial given the day that we've had but when i'm feeling low do you
26:52know
26:52what makes me feel better besides umbrellas and drinks okay then i give up watching animal videos
27:01huh not what i was expecting hey otters holding paws while they float on their backs pudgy marmots
27:07doing goofy marmot things in the alpine meadows my favorite is this wolf den in acadia i defy you
27:13not to be transported this is a twist should we watch once i mean after that how could we not
27:19you
27:19know i gotta queue it up already i'm serious okay here we go
27:34okay that is wolf blitzer we love him and this one oh no is was this a bad choice no
27:43no no it's
27:43perfect okay let's watch this the right way okay so i said that's wolf blitzer we don't like that okay
27:54but we love wolf blitzer we love wolf blitzer
28:07we love wolf blitzer we love wolf blitzer we love wolf blitzer we love wolf blitzer we love wolf blitzer
28:07sorry to intrude but i'm sensing some inner tension whoa you really are psychic people do say that
28:13but really we're all just animals who think we're better at hiding our own stress than we actually are
28:19i've barely worked on my audition i don't know i'm like too scared i guess fear of failure i get
28:26that
28:27i hated taking tests in school why do you think i turned to a life of crime
28:31yes crazy animal ladies so hot actually i'm more afraid of success i mean what if i crush this
28:38audition and juilliard is like holy crap we have literally never seen anyone act so good then you
28:44move to new york city and you follow your dreams barf so basic do you mind then i would have
28:50to leave
28:51al behind is al your boyfriend you know we have this idea that life has to be either or but
28:58we can
28:58only have one good thing but what if the universe is like no you can have all the good things
29:04so i could
29:05have al and juilliard yeah or in my case beat this crazy std in the federal wildlife animal charges
29:11that i'm facing yeah no fingers crossed for the both of us i saw your video hey uh no offense
29:18buddy but
29:18you're not looking too good right now um doc lennon you shouldn't be here oh i'm growing nipples
29:26on my neck okay maybe you should have you had intimate contact with this woman doug or both
29:33are you suggesting i had some kind of woo woo three-way with those weirdos hell no
29:38rolls out the std i got it well have you visited the petting zoo maybe i mean uh i don't
29:46think so this
29:47isn't a hard question i might have taken my son isn't glendon jr like 17. fine i went alone okay
29:55i like petting the goats soothing exposure buboes we might be looking at a plague outbreak after all
30:03yeah i concur oh hey doc bad news biohazard team got in a fender bender and said they're gonna be
30:09delayed by a couple of hours what okay didn't you say the longer it takes those guys to get there
30:12the
30:12more dangerous it gets great now i have to text my mom back and tell her i am gonna die
30:16thanks a lot
30:16nobody is going to die hey we just need to stay calm and in control of the situation is that
30:23clear
30:23um has anyone seen the fox what my mom was right i lack the emotional maturity to own a pet
30:30you need
30:30to find that fox you're gonna be fine but if you need to pet a baby goat oh shut up
30:36doc we got more
30:37incoming i'm not feeling so hot i'm like is this the plague my daughter's like go find out dummy
30:44yeah i just feel like ass you know like a general all over assiness mark text your mom at the
30:52pharmacy
30:52tell her we need more antibiotics rapid flu tests any iv bags she may have on hand have her leave
30:57them out front and then go run down and get them got it all right no problem elaine we need
31:01to update
31:02the public excuse me dr best here small update on the previous update but not you yes to reiterate
31:12please disregard my previous post we are having an outbreak of plague here in portland also al if
31:19you're watching i am sorry that i was so crabby that was not about you i do want to go
31:24for it and i
31:24really need your help okay first we're gonna die then we're not gonna die now we're back to dying
31:29make up your mind already will you doc boo that guy sucks we're all symptom free for now so i
31:36think
31:36we should just what stay calm i'm calm i'm calm what is it's greg's real estate phone hi greg garrison
31:48realty this is greg speaking how may i help you find the home of your dreams i see well that
31:55is
31:58okay well thank you very much who was that the buyer is looking at sarah's house jeb collins told
32:05him the house was full of fleas with plague i wonder why he would do that beats me
32:15oh fine i paid him off to bad mouth it excuse me if i'm gonna die of the plague i
32:21want to do it in my
32:22own house nobody's pushing me out well except possibly death but point taken you know what i
32:28think we could all use right now wolfden video oh yes fire it up yes okay did you get the
32:37antibiotics
32:37yeah i got you sorry y'all all right
32:43okay everybody listen up we're having a lot of people come in right now not feeling well
32:48now most of you probably just have the flu but some of you might have the plague
32:52so here's what we're gonna do who here's having fever aches and fatigue okay now you're gonna take
32:58rapid flu tests out here in the waiting room now who has swollen lymph nodes under your chin possibly in
33:03your armpit or groin okay if you have any of those you're gonna come into the exam room we're gonna
33:07give
33:08you antibiotics right away now you are not contagious and we will take care of you i'm just here for
33:12night time gas noted let's go
33:19ow what are you doing here do you have plague symptoms i don't care about the plague famous last
33:23words came back thank you i'm so sorry honestly i was just afraid of my own awesomeness
33:29i forgive you but we have to move fast we only have a couple hours until the deadline all right
33:33did you memorize your speech yeah i'm off book sick i have no idea what that means
33:37okay uh who wants to be in a movie or a very low budget audition video i might be available
33:45you're not thinking of doing this in here are you
33:51why not i'll go deal with the plague while you put on your little show
33:58hi i'm elaine denton and i will be performing olga's monologue from anton chekov's three sisters
34:06which is a play that i have read
34:32what difference does it make what difference does it make
34:40if only we knew
34:44and cut
34:49elaine you're so good should i take my line again no i think we got it
34:55oh my god
35:10the mother child bond it's so primal so
35:14deep i mean why would a lady wolf ever not want to have that experience guy wolves come and go
35:19but the
35:20bond here wolf baby that's that's forever i mean not having a wolf cub i mean she probably regret that
35:27for
35:27the rest of her wolf life
35:33what are you wanting a wolf cup what no i why would you
35:39i mean
35:41maybe okay i don't know i'm gonna say something to you and if i'm overstepping tell me to buzz off
35:46okay if you ever decide to have a baby on your own i will be there for you
35:54cooking babysitting whatever you need we'll all be there for you
35:58of course all of us oh yes honey even when we're nosy and annoying with your friends
36:16that took you a while everyone in this room needs to be tested along with a few people down the
36:21street
36:21understood we've already got team members over there we'll get a testing station set up asap
36:26coming back first want you to check on my patients with lesions some of the ones out here might have
36:31the plague some of them might just have the flu but everyone out here needs rapid tests for plague
36:40okay folks i'm headed home soon as they clear me oh i gotta sleep it up same my nerves are
36:46shot you
36:47could settle them by helping me prep for tomorrow sweetie after the day i've had i'm in bath and a
36:52nap
36:52territory am i crazy to say today was fun yes fun first we're dying then we're not dying then we're
37:01dying now we're not dying another drink anybody drinks on the house let me call animal control real
37:12quick oh hey thanks doc you know despite being trapped in the paradigm of western medicine i would
37:18have been in real trouble if i hadn't come to you i think you are in real trouble your fox
37:22did give six
37:23of our townspeople the plague yeah well if i may i think your dog is sad because he doesn't know
37:30where
37:30he stands with you he's like am i his dog or am i not he's not i don't believe you
37:39and neither
37:40does your dog you know you should admit that you actually care about whoever it is that you care
37:47about at least to yourself uh-huh well you should pursue a therapy degree while you're in jail
37:55maybe i will anyway thanks doc hey do you know any lawyers
38:07bye sheriff bye savannah
38:20it's always like that huh you're not even going to apologize look mark i understand you're upset but i
38:25don't know what i actually did am i your friend excuse me do you consider me your friend
38:35yes
38:39okay well when you're friends with someone and you start having feelings for their ex you gotta give
38:45them a heads up doc it's just something that happened i know i know like a like a one-time
38:50heat of the moment type thing huh it meant nothing
39:00what you kiss louisa you think it meant nothing you're not just lying to me buddy you're lying to
39:08yourself i'll see you later okay
39:20like
39:29thanks for meeting me sure i mean what a day
39:34in fact it gave me a lot to think about about what
39:38um
39:49Um, what are the odds of an exotic animal, not even from the continent, showing up in
39:56a small town and causing an outbreak of plague?
39:59Wait, wait, what?
40:00Low.
40:01Oh.
40:01Very low, vanishingly low.
40:06And there are lots of things about life that I might not understand as well as I thought.
40:14I don't know why I sometimes say obnoxious things.
40:18Martin, you don't.
40:20Please.
40:22You know, another surprising thing about life is that sometimes other things with incredibly
40:30low odds can also happen.
40:35Nice things.
40:38Things between two people.
40:41Martin, please.
40:42I, I've been thinking too, and I think this town is too small for us to date, even if
40:55it were a good idea, which I don't think that it is.
41:00Oh.
41:00You're, you're a great guy, of course.
41:02Oh, no.
41:02You don't, you don't need to explain anything to me.
41:04No, I just, um, and we have this crazy push and pull, which is exciting and also frustrating.
41:09And, uh, I just don't think I have a bunch of time for a lot of drama right now because
41:17I want to have a baby.
41:21Oh God, not with you.
41:22Oh.
41:22I, I, not what I was saying, just, uh, just, uh, a baby.
41:30Hmm.
41:30Hmm.
41:40I wish you luck with that.
41:42I do.
41:46Oh.
41:47Have a good night.
41:48Okay.
41:51Have a good night.
42:02Bye.
42:03Bye.
42:06Bye.
42:30Okay, Copernicus, let's go for a walk.
42:51I know I've been the light to hold, I learned that lesson long ago, when one door opens, another's got
43:02to close.
43:05I'll go as far as I can see, to make some better memories, to get to where you go, you've
43:16got to leave.
43:23I know I have to go as far as I can see, to make some better memories.
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