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Coronation Street 2nd April 2026
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00:00.
00:27Headphones off at the table.
00:28Baba, how have you lost one shoe?
00:31Ah, Susie lost. Susie can find.
00:34You pick now for a learning moment. Five past pig in eight.
00:37Do you want the child to hop to school on one leg?
00:40Shift.
00:41I couldn't, huh?
00:43Ow!
00:44Oh, love, be careful. Have you checked the hallway?
00:47Hey, Smiley. What's with the V?
00:49Get off.
00:51Mary?
00:52Huh?
00:53DC Swain's here. She wants a word.
00:54Oh, the very woman.
00:55Could you put an APB out on a missing shoe?
00:59Er, it's Deas, actually.
01:00In private?
01:02Yeah, I'll give you a ring later, love, when I get a minute.
01:05Later won't do, I'm afraid.
01:09Megan Walsh claims you assaulted her.
01:12Me?
01:13When?
01:13What does assaulted mean?
01:16Er, sweetheart, I think I've seen that shoe in your room.
01:18Should we go and have a look?
01:20Yesterday.
01:21At her flat.
01:21Pom, pom, pom, pom.
01:24Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
01:39Tows, towels, towels, towels.
01:42What's that?
01:46Is that a present for me?
01:49Actually, it's a present for me.
01:52A present for you.
01:55Oh, it's nice.
01:57What have we got here?
02:02Present, you say?
02:03Look at this.
02:06What have we got?
02:07This is very exciting.
02:10First off the bat, we've got two-in-one Ombre and Shampoo.
02:15Very glam.
02:16Next on the agenda, we have...
02:19Oh!
02:20Travel toothpaste.
02:25A wallet.
02:27Should we see what's inside?
02:30We've struck gold.
02:33Four fibres.
02:34Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, a whole twenty pounds, Toddington.
02:39Oh!
02:40Stand corrected.
02:42And a pound.
02:44What's that for, your trolley?
02:47Who gave you this?
02:49The pensioner.
02:54George.
02:55George.
02:59Darling.
03:01Why is George buying your travel toothpaste?
03:06I told him.
03:10About Belfast.
03:13We haven't seen Haydn or her of the Walsh girl since Leanne kicked her out.
03:17We don't even know where she lives.
03:18On the precinct.
03:20Are you joking?
03:21The brass neck on her?
03:23But you knew that, didn't you, Maggie?
03:26Yes, I did.
03:28Did you go and confront her?
03:30I warned her to stay away from my family.
03:32Ma.
03:33Because the law wouldn't do it for me.
03:35Did you threaten her?
03:36Lisa.
03:37I can call you Lisa, can't I?
03:39Dear Swain, when I'm working.
03:41I know you have to be seen to be doing your job.
03:44I get it.
03:45Gathering evidence.
03:46That girl is an athlete.
03:48Who is four months pregnant.
03:49And I am a 65-year-old nana with a clicky hip.
03:52Megan claims you verbally abused her and, as you've just confirmed, warned her to leave town.
03:57And when she stood her ground, you lashed out and pushed her over.
04:00I'll need a statement from you.
04:02She's a liar.
04:03There's my statement.
04:05Ma.
04:05A proper one.
04:06Today.
04:10Cheers.
04:13I let myself out.
04:18Cheers.
04:22She slipped.
04:26I'm not being Marty.
04:28I just don't get why you blabbed when we agreed it was nobody else's business.
04:32He slipped out.
04:33What did he say?
04:35Not losing his right hand, ma'am.
04:37He was surprised, obviously.
04:40And disappointed, because...
04:41You going with me?
04:43Because he's going to have to find a replacement.
04:45So he got you a going away present, did he?
04:49Generous Georgie.
04:51I actually thought it was quite sweet.
04:55Even if it is a loader old tat.
05:01Come on, love.
05:02Eat your chucky egg.
05:04Nah, can't face it.
05:05Sorry, Roy.
05:08Oh, I won't take it personally.
05:10Thank you, Roy.
05:14It's not a dicky bird from Todd.
05:16He knows the case was today.
05:18It's not like him, is it?
05:20Puppy's all right.
05:22Hello, Mel.
05:22Break a leg.
05:23Not literally.
05:24It's his first day in court today.
05:26Ah, that explains the egg.
05:30Well, hey, listen, beer's on me when they clear your name, George.
05:33Hmm.
05:35Come on, you've never scammed a soul.
05:37This is an open and closed case.
05:39Not anymore.
05:40Right, Adam Barlow, okay, has dredged up another witness called Damien, right, who is the
05:47son of another woman who died, but it's all completely trumped up.
05:51Our barrister is going to make mincemeat of him.
05:54Anyway, he did try to reason with him in a nice way.
05:58Which he's now spinning as bribery.
06:00Me.
06:01Oh, George.
06:06Oh, that's all I need.
06:07No, don't keep walking out of places, because old Mr Biglicks is there.
06:12Now, come on.
06:13I'll see you in the pub later.
06:15All right, love.
06:15Good luck.
06:16Bye, love.
06:17Could you pick somewhere better?
06:19No reflection, Roy, it's just I'm not exactly flavour of the month.
06:21Well, if you will go around representing loons and perverts.
06:24If you will go around dating them.
06:38You know, I'm surprised they even let you out of the hospital.
06:40It's not that big a deal.
06:46Look, to us it is, but not to them.
06:51They were nice.
06:52They offered me counsel then, but...
06:55Women lose babies all the time, Will.
06:58But we didn't lose ours, though.
07:00It was murdered.
07:01Maybe this is a sign.
07:04A good out for you.
07:05Things are getting too real.
07:07Split up.
07:08No, Megan, we can't let her get away with this.
07:11We will.
07:12Megan, she killed our baby.
07:23You're not going to arrest the chef, are you?
07:25At least wait until we get us food.
07:28Have you been waiting long?
07:29Sorry, it's a big order.
07:30One of our PCs is 21 today.
07:32Sorry, do you want to sit down?
07:38How's Connie?
07:39Oh, she is so cute.
07:41Yeah, yeah, she's growing fast.
07:43She loves the dog.
07:44Mixed with a bit of yoghurt, she will sit.
07:46Aw.
07:47It was Jodie's idea, actually.
07:49Really?
07:49Yeah, one of the families that she nannies for is Indian.
07:52Oh, yeah, I think she's nannied for quite a few families, hasn't she?
07:56You'll have had to get loads of references, won't you?
07:58No, Carla did the background checks.
08:00I mean, no offence, but we don't know Jodie from Adam,
08:03and you can't afford to take chances, so...
08:06Did you check out Jodie's credentials, did you?
08:09I'll be very careful how you answer that.
08:14I'll see you later.
08:15Enjoy your food.
08:16Mm-hm.
08:18Did you, though?
08:20Before you let her mind Lily.
08:22Come on, have you met Lily?
08:24Put her and Jodie in a room, who do you think is one doing the minding?
08:30Too spicy, apparently.
08:33Funny how he cleared the plate.
08:35Forget the plate.
08:36I'm trying to talk to you.
08:37You're going to send him to an early grave.
08:39Violence is not the answer.
08:40How many times have you preached that?
08:41The hand-wringing was getting us nowhere.
08:44The girl is...
08:45She's pregnant.
08:46With Will's baby.
08:47Lying through her teeth, probably looking for compo.
08:50Well, she'll get it now, won't she?
08:52And if Will had steered clear of her, like he promised he would...
08:55You'll be saying he was arse.
08:56Could they be grouped next?
09:00No, go on.
09:00Keep shouting.
09:01They can't hear you over by flying horse.
09:03Don't you take that tone.
09:05If I hadn't discovered that you were playing hooky...
09:09Oh, it's Sherlock Holmes, eh?
09:11How did you know where I was, Nan?
09:12Come on, tell us.
09:14Yeah, that's a really good point.
09:15None of us know where she lived.
09:16She put a tracker in my coat.
09:18You tracked my son.
09:20Without my permission.
09:21Sorry, your permission?
09:23And a good job I did.
09:24All this, I'm too anxious for a school act.
09:27Hang on a minute.
09:28This tracker could be the proof that we need.
09:30That what?
09:30That I went back to Megan's new flat?
09:32So what?
09:32To show that she's still got her claws in.
09:35And why?
09:35Because it's not Daniel's baby, like she's saying.
09:38I went to tell her that I still love her.
09:41Oh.
09:42She laughed at me.
09:43She told me if I went back there, she'd get me done for stalking.
09:47That's all your precious tracker proves.
09:49That I'm a stalker and you're a bully.
10:11It's funny, isn't it?
10:12You used to write for these magazines, now you're buying them.
10:15Is it funny, Brian?
10:16Or is it a heartbreaking study in thwarted ambition?
10:19A metaphor, even.
10:20The girl who flew too close to the sun.
10:23Yeah, a troubling myth, often used to stunt ambition.
10:28Hmm.
10:29Hot take.
10:30Hey, you could have got a whole lesson out of that.
10:32If you'd have still had students instead of sherbet dib-dabs.
10:35Schooled, as they say.
10:37You can buy me off with a jelly snake.
10:39Do not tell Rita.
10:42Oh, allow me.
10:47Oh, hello.
10:49Oh, so cute.
10:50Hey, when's your next night off?
10:52We need to go for another drink, don't we?
10:53Will your mum let you out on your own?
10:55Well, minus my mum this time.
10:57And minus me going on about the fact that I got stood up.
11:00You got stood up?
11:01Oh, the youth of today.
11:03It's the wild west out there.
11:04But, yeah, when Carla gives me my wages, I'll knock on.
11:08So this is Carla's niece, then?
11:10Rita said she was Bonnie.
11:12Bonnie Connie?
11:13The baby from behind bars.
11:16Oh, you'd have got a great scoop with that.
11:18Ooh!
11:27Will you just leave me alone?
11:29You've won, OK?
11:30Tell that to D.S. Swain.
11:32She's chasing me for a statement.
11:34I beat the living daylights out of you, apparently.
11:38No, eh, just my baby.
11:43Did you hear that?
11:46I've had a miscarriage.
11:48So you can tell us, then?
11:50Was it, Will's?
11:51A wave of sympathy.
11:56It was Daniels.
11:58A good man and a great dad.
12:01But who cares about him, eh?
12:04Lisa Swain didn't mention that.
12:06Oh, I rang her from the hospital.
12:07Yeah, I said, I'm dropping the complaint.
12:10I am sick of the police sniffing about in my life, and I am sick of all of this.
12:16Not everything's a power play, Maggie.
12:19Some things are too personal for that.
12:26But he's a good barrister.
12:28You know, he is solid, and he's a steady hand on the tiller.
12:33He's totally outclassed.
12:34Oh.
12:35By Barlow.
12:36And he's three in Japan brogues.
12:38Extorting money from defenceless widows.
12:40Interfering with witnesses.
12:42Maybe he's not like Don Corleone.
12:44When will you know the verdict?
12:46She'll get the judge's decision sometime tomorrow.
12:48You're a good man, George.
12:50All will be well.
12:51Thanks, Brian.
12:53Right, well, he wants a bevy.
12:55Might as well spend it while I still can.
12:57Get another one.
12:58All right, lads.
12:59I'm just about to go to the bar.
13:00Can I get you a drink?
13:01I think I'd choke.
13:08This is yours.
13:09Right.
13:09Don't look at him.
13:11Look at me.
13:13I said we might be glad of it.
13:15But, er, stuff goes missing in transit cases and that.
13:19Not from ferries.
13:22People go missing, though.
13:24Don't they, George?
13:26Is that what you wanted?
13:28Do you want Todd to go missing?
13:30My back's turned.
13:31No.
13:34That's why we weren't going to tell you guys we were moving away.
13:37Moving where?
13:38Todd?
13:39When?
13:41Because all you sticky beaks would want you to say, wouldn't you?
13:44But, look.
13:45It's happening.
13:47In it?
13:48I've got a fantastic new job in Belfast and the move can't come fast enough for us.
13:54Well, don't all congratulate him at once.
13:59Spelling's done.
14:00Read a few pages of a biff and chip and made some jam tarts.
14:04Tracy's upstairs cleaning him.
14:06You didn't have to do all that, Dad.
14:07It was fun.
14:10Did he mention the M word?
14:16I have told him that we've split up.
14:18I don't think it's sunk in yet.
14:21But, er, I'm not sure how to ask this.
14:25I know.
14:26What are you going to say?
14:29Was she ever...
14:36Was she ever inappropriate with him?
14:40No, I don't think so.
14:43No, she wasn't.
14:46We went over it and over it.
14:49Discreetly.
14:50Obviously.
14:52Yeah, you're sure that we were never alone together.
14:56Always somebody else with them.
14:59She used to help out with the school run.
15:02Take him to the park.
15:05Like a proper girlfriend would.
15:07You can't blame yourself.
15:10Am I so sad and lonely?
15:15All reason just flies out of the window the minute a Fitbird smiles at me.
15:19No.
15:20She groomed you like she groomed Paul Will.
15:23And I let her.
15:26She didn't fancy me.
15:27Not one bit.
15:29She didn't like arthouse films.
15:31She'd much rather watch K-pop.
15:33Demon Hunter.
15:34Look, you can't let this shake you.
15:38It's too late, Dad.
15:42I'm going to be the laughingstock in that staff room.
15:44And they already thought that I was punching.
15:48Now they'll realise why.
15:51I was her beard.
15:54Fool.
15:56Cook.
15:57People respect you.
15:58No, people think I'm safe, Dad.
16:01Mr. Nice Guy.
16:03I'm sick of it.
16:04I'm sick of it, Dad.
16:06Where does being nice get anyone?
16:09Mugged off.
16:12That's right.
16:16Did you know?
16:18No, even I'd known.
16:19I would have tried to talk him out of it.
16:21This is my fault.
16:22That's that emergency bag.
16:23It's spooked Theo.
16:24No, no, no.
16:25This was always the plan.
16:27Yeah, she's right.
16:27He's trying to cut him off from everyone that loves him.
16:29George.
16:31George.
16:31Oh, he's a glutton for punishment.
16:33George!
16:34Hey.
16:34Look.
16:36This was my bad.
16:37I should have packed a bag for both of you.
16:40I don't need your basic basics, George.
16:43And Todd.
16:44Todd doesn't need your dirty cash.
16:46Hey, dog.
16:48Don't talk to George like that.
16:50Quit the backbiting, all of you.
16:52Leave it, babe.
16:53If they were your real friends, then you'd know.
16:55Excuse me.
16:56We are his real friends.
16:57We wouldn't hurt him like you do.
16:58Look at you all.
16:59Stirring the pot.
17:00It's no wonder we want out.
17:01You don't mean that.
17:02And always talking down to me like I'm some idiot who doesn't know his own mind.
17:06You don't.
17:07Not anymore.
17:08Who are you to talk?
17:09I'm your oldest, closest mate.
17:11You change fellas like you're changing knickers.
17:14Steady up.
17:15What's in this year?
17:16Gangsters?
17:17Yes, please.
17:18Until you're out of your depth.
17:19And then, oh, I need a sensible bloke.
17:22Copper?
17:22That'll do.
17:24This isn't you talking.
17:26Are you operating him from behind?
17:29Like you're working him from behind.
17:31Till the cash runs out.
17:33I'd watch out tomorrow, George.
17:34If that judge rules against you, you won't see her for dust.
17:37She's a strictly good-time girl.
17:39That is enough.
17:40They all think it.
17:41They're just not saying it while you're getting their beers in every night.
17:45Before you start, don't build your part up, Brian, right?
17:47You're not even interested enough to slag off.
17:49Todd!
17:50That is cruel.
17:55It stops now, all right?
17:57We are solid and we can't wait for our fresh start.
18:03Wait for all the haters.
18:05There'll be a big queue.
18:07We'll wave you off.
18:08Nice.
18:11If you can't be happy for us, then there's your answer.
18:15Stay out of our way.
18:16Come on.
18:25I don't care what you say.
18:27That was my fault.
18:29No, it's just...
18:32He's...
18:33He's just making Todd pay, isn't he?
18:36When was he going to tell me?
18:40Holy...
18:42Holy...
18:44Holy...
18:46Did you see the faces?
18:49Belfast.
18:50I guess it's the other side of the earth.
18:52I went too far.
18:53No.
18:54No, listen, they had it coming.
18:55All of them.
19:03Yours is in the warmer.
19:05Not hungry.
19:09She's lost the baby.
19:11Megan.
19:12She's really caught up about it.
19:16That's awful.
19:17That could have been my grandchild.
19:19The child of a child abuser.
19:21What chance did it have?
19:24If it gets out, did you attack her?
19:26I did not attack her.
19:28She dropped the allegation.
19:30Did you pay her off?
19:31No.
19:32Well, then why did she drop her charges?
19:33She could have you sent down for that.
19:35Causing a miscarriage.
19:36Maybe she just hasn't the energy for the fight.
19:39I know I haven't.
19:42That was our proof.
19:45Not the stupid tracker.
19:47Will's baby.
19:48Will's DNA.
19:49This is a human being we're talking about.
19:52And now that proof's gone.
19:53Thanks to you.
19:55Megan's the one who dodged the bullet, ma.
20:01I hadn't known for long, but I pictured what they'd look like.
20:06Our little family.
20:09And...
20:12Manifested gold for them at the 2044 Olympics.
20:15No harm in dreaming big.
20:20Just getting pregnant was a win.
20:23I've...
20:24I've...
20:25I've got polycystic ovaries, so...
20:28That cuts down your chances of conceiving.
20:31Mm.
20:32Massively.
20:38What if I've jinxed it now?
20:40Are you a superstitious person?
20:44Eh, no.
20:46No, not really.
20:53I've never been religious either, but...
20:58I feel like I'll be punished.
21:01Tell me more about that.
21:03Well, I, um...
21:05I...
21:07I had the chance to be a mum.
21:12And...
21:14I chose a termination.
21:18Okay.
21:20Why should that affect the future?
21:29Well...
21:31I've already got rid of one kid.
21:35Why should I be trusted with another?
21:44And if you've been affected by issues raised in this episode,
21:48you can visit itv.com forward slash advice for support information.
21:53Well, the gripping drama just keeps coming here on ITV1 this Thursday night.
21:58Stay with us for Vera.
22:03I'll see you next time.
22:04Bye-bye.
22:08Bye-bye.
22:10Bye-bye.
22:13Bye-bye.
22:13Bye-bye.
22:13Bye-bye.
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