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L'Île de la Skibidi Tentafruit » est une parodie virale de téléréalité, créée par IA, qui cartonne sur TikTok en mars 2026. Mettant en scène des personnages aux noms de fruits (Fraisio, Banano, etc.), elle parodie L'Île de la Tentation avec des dramas absurdes et intenses, devenant un phénomène du "short drama".
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00:00I'm sorry to tell you this like this, but you deserve to know.
00:04Welcome to episode 16 of the Skibidi Fruit Tent.
00:06Yesterday, Mandarino arrived in the middle of the night and Cérisa found herself facing her past.
00:10Cocotier, Banano's best friend, has arrived on the girls' island.
00:13And the public voted.
00:14Frésita will have her date with Frésio.
00:17But before that, some scores will be settled.
00:20Hold on tight, babies or!
00:22Hello, baby!
00:23Shut up !
00:24I have something to say and I'm only going to say it once.
00:27In front of everyone.
00:29That way, there will be no more ambiguity.
00:30We're not together anymore, Mandarino.
00:32We haven't been together for months.
00:34I told you to your face, I told you by message, I told you in front of you
00:36your friends.
00:37And each time, you act as if you didn't hear.
00:39You arrive at my place at 11pm.
00:41You send me 40 messages a day.
00:43You're talking to my mother behind my back.
00:45And now, you're coming here?
00:47Cérisa, we talked about it last night, I thought that…
00:49You thought that because I didn't say no at 2 a.m., I had said yes.
00:53You see, that's your problem.
00:54For you, silence is a yes.
00:56Fatigue, that's a yes.
00:57Fear is a yes.
00:59No, it means no.
01:01It's been a no for months.
01:02And it will be a no forever.
01:04You're overreacting.
01:05You're showing off in front of everyone.
01:07Besides, I don't know why you want to prove it like that.
01:09But stop it, Mandarino, in private, you don't understand.
01:11So maybe in front of all the guys in the villa, it will sink into your big mandarin skull.
01:15You're making a mistake.
01:16The only mistake I made was not telling you all this 6 years ago
01:19month.
01:19Now it's done.
01:20Pack your things and leave this island.
01:22Go back to your father's house, Clementine!
01:23She's acting all high and mighty in front of the cameras.
01:24It's easy to speak loudly when there are people around.
01:26But she will come back.
01:27They always come back.
01:28I saw everything.
01:29Mandarino was lying.
01:30Serissa was telling the truth.
01:34Most of all, all night I thought she had lied to me.
01:36While she was fighting against a guy who was harassing her.
01:38And where was I?
01:39Sitting in my room.
01:42I'm such an idiot.
01:44No, but that's how she is in front of the cameras.
01:46Actually, it's not the same between us.
01:47You shouldn't believe everything she says.
01:48Dude, we were there last night.
01:50And we were here this morning.
01:51She doesn't want you.
01:52That's all.
01:52There is nothing else to understand.
01:54What do you know about my relationship?
01:55But dude, stop it.
01:56You are not in a relationship.
01:57She's not your girlfriend.
01:58I don't know why you're trying to lie to us.
01:59Maybe you thought we were stupid.
02:00Anything !
02:01You're being a pain!
02:04This is a mess!
02:05So what?
02:06What's going on?
02:07Mandarino's friend told him that Cocotier had arrived on the girls' island.
02:11You scared me.
02:12I thought someone had died.
02:14Dude, you don't get it!
02:17But you're crazy.
02:18Who is Cocotier?
02:19He's my best friend.
02:22Well, you're weird.
02:23Why are you reacting like that?
02:24He knows everything about me.
02:26He's going to tell everything.
02:27He's going to tell her everything.
02:28Mess !
02:28Ha ha!
02:29Karma, my friend!
02:30Relax, you.
02:31You're no better than him.
02:32Coconut tree, he's my best friend.
02:33But he's got a mouth.
02:34He talks too much.
02:35And Bananella, she's smart.
02:37She'll pull the glasses out of his nose easily.
02:38No, no, no, no.
02:40It's a disaster.
02:41I'm finished.
02:41I don't have the right to say that I'm happy.
02:44But I'm happy.
02:46Ha ha ha!
02:47Yo!
02:48Guys, there's an article about us.
02:50TF1!
02:51What the fuck!
02:52I need to call my mother, I'm famous!
02:54Is Skibidi Tantafrut Island a racist program?
02:57Eh ?
02:58Hello?
02:59I am being called a racist.
03:01Me ?
03:01Me ?
03:02Towards whom do the vegetables?
03:03I have a vegetable friend.
03:05I have loads of them.
03:06Racist?
03:07But I am a strawberry.
03:09After all, we're just fruit, what else?
03:10What the hell is going on?
03:12Is it me, am I upside down, or is it the world, is it upside down?
03:15Ah, but that's a false hope.
03:17Besides, my fans are going to think I'm racist now.
03:19Wait, CNews is also talking badly!
03:22CNews? Really?
03:24They say it's dangerous for young people.
03:26Dangerous ?
03:27The brothers, they're just throwing crazy stuff at you all day long.
03:30And we're the ones who are dangerous?
03:32The media, CNews and everything.
03:34They continue to be a hit with the over-65s.
03:36Go eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day.
03:38And don't be a pain!
03:40So, Cocotier, apparently you have some things to tell me.
03:43Go ahead, I'm listening.
03:44You're discreet. I like that.
03:47I don't have time for foreplay. Balance.
03:50Okay. Do you want to know why he took you to the island?
03:52That's what he told me: to save our relationship.
03:55Before coming here, Banano told me, his friends, everyone,
03:57that coming to the island was, and I quote, "to test his potential".
04:00Testing one's potential?
04:02Yeah. Even before setting foot here, he knew what he was going to do.
04:04It wasn't to save your relationship, it was to have an excuse to look elsewhere.
04:08He had planned everything.
04:10I'm sorry to tell you this like this, but you deserve to know.
04:14Hi, Coconut Tree. Am I bothering you?
04:16We were talking about Myrtilla.
04:18Well, now we're talking as a trio.
04:20It doesn't bother me, I like it.
04:23You're Banano's best friend.
04:25That means you also know Myrtillo.
04:26I know everyone.
04:28Perfect. We'll get along well.
04:31No, but she's getting on my nerves, Myrtilla.
04:32She had Marronito, he left, and now she comes to scratch Cocotier?
04:35That's my plan. I'm the one who needs the information on Banano.
04:38She has nothing to do with it.
04:40The two girls are fighting over who gets to spend time with me.
04:43Lille is beautiful.
04:44Does Bananella think Cocotier is her personal toy?
04:47No, girl.
04:48I have questions about Myrtillo and this guy has the answers.
04:50So, she's going to have to share.
04:52Otherwise, we're going to have a problem.
04:55What are you doing ?
04:57I am writing a poem for Kiwina.
04:59You ?
05:00Kiwina, you are as beautiful as a kiwi.
05:01Is that all?
05:03I'm not finished!
05:04You compared the girl to a piece of fruit.
05:06Well, we're fruits, Pomito.
05:09Uh, here you go.
05:10This is for you.
05:12That's rubbish, isn't it?
05:15No.
05:16This is the cutest thing I've ever been given.
05:18It's true ?
05:18That's right, Myrtillo.
05:19The poem is objectively horrible.
05:22But that's so him, so incredibly clumsy, but Mimi...
05:25I'm going to keep it, don't judge me.
05:27Did you see?
05:27El Poeto is here!
05:29Frézio, he holds the girls' hands!
05:31I write poems!
05:33This is another level!
05:34A whole different level, absolutely!
05:37The public has decided.
05:39Frézita is going to come see me.
05:40We're going to have a date.
05:43And I can't bring myself to be happy.
05:44Because this morning,
05:45Seriza fought all alone against Mandarino.
05:48She told the truth about her life
05:49in front of people she barely knows.
05:51And I didn't do anything.
05:53I didn't say anything.
05:55Frézita, I have good news.
05:57The public voted and the answer is yes.
05:58You're going to have your date with Frézio.
06:01Tomorrow.
06:01It's true ?
06:03Thank you to the audience!
06:04Thank you everyone!
06:05This is my chance.
06:06This might be my last chance
06:08to tell him what's on my mind.
06:10Ezio, Frezio, I'm going to show you
06:11that I changed.
06:12That I am not the same anymore.
06:13What we have is stronger
06:14than everything that happened on that island.
06:17Girl, be careful with Cocotier.
06:19He's Banano's best friend, after all.
06:21That's precisely why
06:22that it interests me.
06:24Is it strategic?
06:26It's 100% strategic.
06:27I want to know what Mirtilo did on that island.
06:30And Cocotier has the answers.
06:32And Bananella?
06:33Bananella, she's going to have to learn to share.
06:36You were amazing this morning.
06:38You know that, right?
06:39Thank you, Kiwina.
06:40And Frézio, he saw everything.
06:41Did you see his face?
06:42I don't care what he looks like.
06:44He had weeks to show me that I mattered.
06:47He chose to reject me.
06:48It's done.
06:49Well, apparently, Frézio is going on a date with his girlfriend.
06:52Or his ex, we don't know.
06:53That drives me crazy!
06:54I have a problem.
06:55I'm experiencing the same thing over and over again.
06:57I open up to a guy, I get attached, and in the end, I'm not enough.
06:59But in reality, I don't pay anything.
07:00If he goes back to her, well, that says more about him than it does about me.
07:16Who are you, Céryza?
07:17Who are you to behave like this towards me today?
07:20Welcome to episode 17 of the Stubide Tantacroute.
07:23Yesterday, Céryza put Mandarino back in his place and Cocotier revealed Banano's secrets to Bananella.
07:28Today is Frézio and Frézita's date.
07:31The date everyone is waiting for.
07:32No! Hold on tight, it's going to be intense!
07:34Frézio, thank you for coming.
07:36The public voted, not me.
07:39Okay.
07:40Um, are you okay?
07:41Yeah.
07:43It's hard without you on the island.
07:44I miss you so much.
07:46Please stop acting like nothing happened, you're making me
07:49drive me crazy.
07:50I understand.
07:51Frézio, I made the worst mistake of my life.
07:53I gave in to Pastéco because I felt lonely and sad on this island.
07:56He turned me against the girls, he manipulated me.
07:59I know that's not an excuse.
08:00I know that very well.
08:01If only I could go back.
08:04I think about you all the time, I love you.
08:06I miss you with every passing hour.
08:08But how could you do this to me, Frézita?
08:11How could you?
08:12We had been on the island for five days.
08:15I can't believe you anymore, I don't trust you anymore.
08:17Frézio, when I wrote the letter, I put my whole soul into it.
08:20I promise I'm not lying to you.
08:21Frézio, I can't imagine a world where we don't leave the island together.
08:24You like it, Frézio.
08:25I love you so much it hurts.
08:26SO ?
08:27Have you seen Pastéco since the last ceremony?
08:29No, Frézio, I swear.
08:31I didn't do anything.
08:32Pastéco to leave the island.
08:33I couldn't go on without you, Frézio.
08:35It's too hard.
08:39I'm so stupid, like he was going to hug me.
08:43It's horrible, I swear, my heart aches so much.
08:46I've never seen Frézio like this.
08:49Frézita, it's more complicated than that.
08:51Please stop crying.
08:53Oh, what the hell is going on?
08:57I don't have a boat to get back to my island!
09:00What do I do?
09:01But where is the production company?
09:03Frézita, follow me!
09:07So it's you.
09:08It's you, Cérisa.
09:12Yeah, that's me.
09:13It's great.
09:14She was the only one missing.
09:18Yo!
09:19Frézio's two girls in the same room!
09:21I never thought I'd experience this one day!
09:23Mago, why are you acting like a diva here?
09:25Don't play with my nerves, girl.
09:26Just seeing your face in real life drives me crazy.
09:28But that's a joke!
09:28Hello, where are we?
09:29I told you, don't start!
09:30But brother, it's you, you did the wrong thing, you have to take responsibility now!
09:33Seriously ?
09:34Oh yeah, that's not coming from a girl who's only been here two days!
09:36Don't take me for your little girl, I know very well what I'm doing!
09:38And Frézio too!
09:39Oh yeah?
09:39You think you know him, Frézio?
09:41Because you had a fling with him, that's it, you know everything about him?
09:43I've been with him for two years now, I know him inside and out!
09:45So don't come acting like you're better than me, like you're some kind of girl!
09:48When you don't even know who you're talking to!
09:49Just face facts, it's over between you two, move on, you're making a fool of yourself!
09:52That's crazy to say!
09:54Who are you, Sérisa?
09:55Who do you think you are to behave like this towards me?
09:58No, because you're starting to annoy me!
10:00With that panther outfit of yours!
10:02No, I can't believe it, the door is closed!
10:04What ?
10:05Wait, let me do it!
10:09Damn, what the hell is this shitty evening?
10:12Well, because of the storm, we have no electricity, so we can't see anything, it's starting to get...
10:18Annoying!
10:18Guys, I found a candle and a match!
10:21Let's go!
10:24Give me the candle, please, Banano!
10:25No, I found it myself, I'm keeping it!
10:27Bananas are important, that's all we have in the spotlight right now!
10:29You want to steal my wife? You're such a pain, Pomito, I swear!
10:32Go ahead Banano, listen to Pomito please!
10:34Hey Frézio, are you still there?
10:35I thought you were with your girls!
10:36I didn't find them, I didn't see where they went!
10:39Tomorrow, two girls will be fighting over me.
10:42World, I'm missing this!
10:45Guys, give me the candle please!
10:47Oh no, you're getting into it too?
10:48It's dead, it's my candle!
10:49No, but seriously, I'm not kidding!
10:51But what's wrong with you, man?
10:53Uh... No, but nothing!
10:55No, don't tell me you're afraid of the storm!
10:58But go ahead, not at all, just yeah, I don't really like it!
11:01Okay, Banano sends the candle, I'm going to go get Kiwina!
11:04It's obvious, she's scared, I'm going to comfort her!
11:06Oh yeah, there's no more electricity, that means the cameras aren't working anymore!
11:09L'ICHITA!
11:13Oops !
11:13But Banano, you see, that's your problem!
11:16You think that with your tail...
11:17Come on pupus, it'll be alright!
11:19Ah! There's no more light, I can't see anything!
11:21But you're really a clown, actually!
11:23Ah, you have a perfect candle!
11:25We have a lighter!
11:26But thank goodness you're here!
11:27Since Serissa found her strawberry on the island,
11:30Maybe I can find a nice guy too!
11:31And Pomito, that's definitely a green flag!
11:33He's incredibly patient, even with Banano and his two brain cells!
11:37How are you?
11:39Uh, yeah, well, the storm is a bit of a pain!
11:42I'm a little scared, I'm glad you're here, it reassures me!
11:45Oh yeah, I understand that it can be scary!
11:46No, actually, there are lots of people who are afraid of that!
11:49My cousin is always in a state of shock when there's a thunderstorm!
11:51Ah, he wants it too much! I can't believe it, it was too easy!
11:55And then I see Pomito and Lichita talking together!
11:57I don't understand what the brother is doing!
11:59But go ahead, I can't handle Pomito!
12:01I still have the other two to find, I hope they haven't killed each other!
12:05I shouldn't have made a scene, sorry!
12:07No, it's me!
12:09I don't know why I provoked you when you were already at the end of your rope!
12:12Do you love him/her?
12:15Uh, what?
12:18Frécio, do you love him?
12:20I don't know...
12:21Did he tell you about me?
12:23No, believe me, it's more strange than anything else!
12:26He's simply in denial!
12:28Thanks for being honest, don't worry!
12:30And the worst part is, she's beautiful, she's kind!
12:33I really wanted her to be a slut!
12:35I want to hate her, I want Frécio to know that I'm better than her!
12:39But that's not the case!
12:40Are you doing well ?
12:41I was freezing to death, thank you Frécio!
12:44I don't get the vibe here!
12:46I think I missed something!
12:48But anyway, I have to go talk to Cérisa!
12:51I think we need to talk things through!
12:53May I sit down?
12:55If you want !
12:56Cérisa, I'm sorry!
12:58For what ?
12:59For everything, Cérisa, for having been so suddenly cold without explanation,
13:02for letting Mandarino talk to you like that without firing him myself!
13:04I'm sorry I wasn't there!
13:05I've spent the last few days lying to myself!
13:07Clinging to something that no longer exists!
13:09And all the while, there was you!
13:11You used to make me laugh!
13:12You who were listening to me!
13:13You who were there for me!
13:15I'm mad at you, you know!
13:16I have my pride, you know!
13:18I told Kiwina this morning that I didn't give a damn about you!
13:21And you don't care about that?
13:22You're annoying me!
13:23You've gotten inside my head!
13:25You too !
13:31My mother's life is a bastard!
13:33He's going to see that madman!
13:34Banana?
13:35I'm all wet, can I sleep with you?
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