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Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 05: Offsite
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00:00Hot applesauce.
00:01Yeah, let's do it.
00:03Are you doing it?
00:04Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:08Where'd you come up with this idea?
00:10Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it again.
00:13It just kind of came up.
00:13We're just spitballing.
00:14And yeah, there's nothing out there like it.
00:16I feel like Smokey is right.
00:18Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat.
00:20I think throwing some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.
00:24Cheers.
00:25There you go.
00:26OK.
00:28Yo.
00:29I'm getting a little something through the front door.
00:31Hey, I'm getting a little something through the back.
00:33Are you?
00:33Porcupine.
00:34And you get a little heat in here.
00:36Yo, right?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Like, I would eat that for real.
00:38Really?
00:39Yes.
00:39What are we calling this one?
00:40What do you want to call it?
00:42Tropical kick.
00:43Tropical kick.
00:46Hey, we're cooking it.
00:48I love applesauce.
00:52So I'll try it.
00:54He eats a lot of soft food.
00:57Yeah.
01:01No way.
01:03Oh my god.
01:04Did Amy see it?
01:05Yeah.
01:05So she did.
01:06Did she say anything about it?
01:08Oh.
01:37It's truly, like, so romantic.
01:38Find me.
01:38Ducky, you have to start acting like a CEO.
01:42Who is that?
01:44So why don't you come with me?
01:45All right.
01:45Great.
01:46Oh.
01:57If everybody works together, I definitely think we can get over this little mishap situation.
02:07This is just so quaint and rustic.
02:12It really is.
02:14You call this structure the yurt?
02:16Yeah, it's a yurt.
02:17Yeah.
02:17I guess that's Y-U-R-T.
02:19I'm pretty sure.
02:19That is the correct spelling of yurt.
02:21Morning, sir.
02:22Hey.
02:22Doing all right this morning?
02:23Good to see you.
02:24Good to see you, man.
02:25Morning.
02:25Hello.
02:26Okay.
02:27So, the thing that I wanted to say is, first of all, thank you so much for your patience.
02:37Because I know you all have questions, like, who these nice people are.
02:42This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Trucus Group.
02:48Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have come to the decision to explore the sale of
02:58Rockin' Grandmas to the good people of Trucus.
03:01So.
03:03Yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandmas is going to keep going, just that Trucus would
03:10be in charge if he decides to go that direction.
03:14But it's all good.
03:16I'm doing great.
03:17I'm all good.
03:19Hello, everyone.
03:20I am Elizabeth Prescott.
03:22I am the director of strategic alliances at the Trucus Group.
03:26I should just start off by saying congratulations, because you all are in one of the hottest verticals
03:33right now.
03:33This is a vertical that Trucus has been wanting to get into for quite some time.
03:37So we are here to introduce ourselves and see if it's a match, you know?
03:43I kind of think she's hot.
03:45Dang.
03:47Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray.
03:50But ever since Elizabeth walked in, now everything's in color.
03:55Aw.
03:56For me, this is personal.
03:58I got to tell you.
03:59Actually, I'm going to just show you.
04:02I literally carry Rockin' Grandma's hot sauce in my purse.
04:07Put it on everything.
04:07These guys will tell you.
04:08I love it.
04:09It is my go-to.
04:10I travel with it.
04:11Okay?
04:11So I am a fan, personally.
04:14And just a little bit about us.
04:16So we are a private equity firm and we specialize in helping small family-owned businesses really
04:22just unlock their full potential.
04:24I don't really have a dog in the fight.
04:26I just wish what's best for the employees.
04:29I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and turn it into something
04:36that it's not.
04:36So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you and really understand the company
04:42culture.
04:43And we also today just wanted to start out by introducing you to Trucus.
04:47And so we actually brought a quick little video.
04:50Gina Lee, would you prepare that for us?
04:52At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
04:56As private equity investors with a focus on family and an eye towards the future,
05:01our mission is to partner with great companies to help them achieve their true potential.
05:07We'll facilitate your brand through tackling all of tomorrow's toughest challenges today.
05:13In a world of constant change, it's good to remember that we are Trucus.
05:20Trucus Group, your business is our business.
05:27Wow, huh?
05:29So great, you guys.
05:31You love it?
05:33They might have like a big company vibe or something, but they look like they could be a family business
05:39too because...
05:40They're all redheads.
05:41Yeah, they're all redheads, so...
05:43Hide your gum because I want to chew on some big red.
05:47Now, who's ready for the Doug-Cathlon today, huh?
05:52Yeah!
05:56Big day, yes!
05:58The folks at Trucus will be tagging along with rockin' grandmas today at the decathlon
06:04and later tonight at the team dinner and a show to see if our companies are a good fit.
06:11How you feel?
06:12I'm good, man.
06:13It's, you know, like, Dad knows what he's doing.
06:16For sure.
06:17You know, if he thinks it's a good thing for us, then that's, we just got to go with that.
06:21You know what I mean?
06:22Right.
06:22So, you know.
06:25It's a little scary to think about selling a company, especially with the family orientation that we have,
06:30because you hear all these different stories of how things change once a corporation buys it,
06:34but I only have optimistic hopes.
06:36I just hope it works out where we can all stay together and the company stays the same.
06:46Yo!
06:47Look at all this, man.
06:49I didn't realize it was going to be this outside.
06:51It's a beautiful day.
06:52What do you mean?
06:53Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly.
06:55There's too much sun.
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:56Do you have any sun stuff?
06:58Like sunscreen and sunglasses?
06:58Nah, I mean, I put sunscreen on, but...
07:00They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.
07:04These are kind of futuristic.
07:06Yeah, or they're, like, kind of for now, too.
07:09Um, we're just liking the vibe.
07:11Like, you know...
07:12It's a wonderful culture.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Beautiful.
07:14Yeah, it's a good...
07:14Yeah, pretty good.
07:15You guys, I mean...
07:17Like sustainable as well.
07:18Yes.
07:19I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth today.
07:24Hopefully, by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are going to be like this.
07:28Hopefully, by the end of today, me and Elizabeth are going to be like this.
07:32Actually, that's...
07:33That would hurt because it's too hard, so...
07:37Oh!
07:40That's my dad.
07:41That's my dad.
07:42That's my dad.
07:42That's my dad.
07:43That's my dad.
07:43Welcome to the Doug Cathline!
07:47Yay!
07:48Oh!
07:49I love it!
07:50Hey, Dougie!
07:51Hey, Dougie!
07:53Dougie!
07:55Dougie!
07:58Dougie!
07:59Dougie!
08:00Dougie!
08:00Dougie!
08:00I love you, Dad.
08:01You got it?
08:02Yeah.
08:02Then let's go!
08:03Come on, you guys!
08:04Yeah!
08:06Nice, Amy!
08:07Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12That's points!
08:14Thanks, Jerry.
08:14Good job, good job.
08:15Dougie, she chooses all the events, of course, and gives out all the points.
08:18Ten points for having your arm in the air.
08:21Big smile on your face.
08:22You got points.
08:23Extra points for spirit.
08:24People really like it when you point at them and tell them they got points, so...
08:28Oh, yes!
08:28Yes!
08:29We've had one event so far, the mechanical bowl.
08:33Oh!
08:34Sorry, good job, man.
08:36You got up this year!
08:38That's great!
08:39Damn it!
08:40I lasted 0.4 seconds.
08:42No, you did 0.48.
08:44Oh, 0.48.
08:45That's almost 0.5, and then you could round up from there to one.
08:48One second, right?
08:50No, because you'd round...
08:51You got to be above...
08:53I'm not great at math, but you got to be above 5, then you round up.
08:55So, technically, you'd round down to 0, I think.
08:59Okay.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Up next, foot darts!
09:02There you go.
09:02Oh!
09:05And who's that?
09:07Steve Mosley-Sales.
09:09Yes, yeah.
09:10Jimmy Webber-Warehouse.
09:12Oh!
09:15Amy Patterson's here, customer relations.
09:18Oh!
09:19There you go.
09:20There you go.
09:21And kicking now is Anthony Gwynn, procurement and sourcing.
09:25Oh!
09:26Whoa!
09:27That's okay, bud.
09:28If it hit the board, that would have been good.
09:30.
09:31He uses a disproportionate amount of the company healthcare.
09:34This one?
09:35Oh!
09:36This one.
09:37Whoa!
09:38Oh, my God!
09:38Whoa!
09:39Jesus!
09:40Oh!
09:41Whoa!
09:43Oh, my God!
09:44Whoa!
09:45Oh, my God!
09:45Oh, sorry.
09:46I think you're throwing that way.
09:48You want to throw that way?
09:50Okay, sorry.
09:50Oh, that's all right.
09:52I'm sorry about that.
09:53That's a...
09:55Let's go!
09:56Let's go, Jimmy!
09:57You're there.
09:58Couple more steps.
09:59Oh, Jimmy!
10:00Um, we just need to make a note.
10:02Jimmy...
10:03Doug paid for Jimmy's rehab seven years ago.
10:08Fine.
10:09And hi.
10:10Anthony.
10:10Anthony, Elizabeth.
10:11Nice to meet you.
10:11Hi.
10:12And what department are you in?
10:12Uh, temporary assistant.
10:14Okay, great.
10:15And I just want to say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, woman to woman, like, it's inspirational
10:18to see you in your position.
10:21It's, like, very cool, like, girl boss, you know?
10:22Like, I just...
10:23I love seeing that energy.
10:25Well, Kate, I appreciate that.
10:26Look, I do think the goal, ultimately, is just boss, because I think the fact that we're
10:30girls really has nothing to do with it.
10:32And, look, you just don't want to use being a woman as an excuse not to succeed, right?
10:37Yep.
10:38Yep.
10:39That's not as stupid as a...
10:40You came on a little hot with the girl boss.
10:42No, stop.
10:42I want...
10:42I want to...
10:44If I get fired before Amy, I am going to kill myself.
10:51Anthony, what's your perspective on the two companies coming together here?
10:55Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences between Rockin' Grandmas and Trucus.
10:59Uh, one's bigger.
11:01Um, I'm not saying one's better than the other, but it's just...
11:03It's interesting.
11:04It's different.
11:05Can you get my hand?
11:06The back of my hands, too.
11:08It shows...
11:08Absolutely.
11:09The back of your hands is the first signs of aging.
11:12Yours are absolutely stunning.
11:13The morning was pretty hot, and there was a lot of sun, so I thought maybe Elizabeth,
11:18would appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin, because she seems to take care of hers.
11:27Her sunscreen.
11:28I love it, though, like...
11:30I do, too.
11:31She takes it serious.
11:33Hey.
11:34Hey.
11:34Just saying hi.
11:35Oh, hi.
11:36It's good to see you.
11:37You look great.
11:39Wow.
11:39Wow.
11:40Did I put too much sunscreen on?
11:42I mean, it's all over your face, so...
11:45I went over to say hi, and she was like, wow.
11:48Yeah.
11:48As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.
11:50That's true.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Pony races!
11:54Woo!
11:55Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.
11:59Hey, there it is!
12:00Wow!
12:01No, people!
12:02I don't know what that was.
12:04The pony race is probably the toughest event.
12:07I'm not feeling too good about it.
12:09Okay, I have a favor to ask.
12:11Others stay down about looking bad in front of Tricus.
12:14You go in there and throw it and let him win.
12:17He needs this.
12:18Total finish.
12:19Will you try?
12:21Yeah, I'll try.
12:22You will?
12:22Yeah.
12:22You promise?
12:23Yeah.
12:23I was very nervous going up against Anthony,
12:26because he, like, crushed the competition the first time.
12:31Hey, calm down, baby, calm down.
12:33And I kind of lost it and just darted out of the gate.
12:36Three, two, one, go!
12:41I don't know, really, I think I just got a slow start,
12:43and I couldn't get in rhythm,
12:44so he was able to come out the gate on top.
12:50They're kind of getting onto the back stretch.
12:53That must just be a hard section.
12:56I mean, it was neck and neck.
12:57Like, at some points, I was worried you were going to win.
12:59All right, you can do it!
13:01I saw the finish line and just...
13:03Took off.
13:04Yeah, just took off.
13:06Yes!
13:07Yes!
13:08Yes!
13:16Unbelievable feeling to finally win.
13:18You did it!
13:20And you get points for a valiant effort.
13:22Take the air!
13:23Hold it!
13:24I'll take it!
13:25I'll take it!
13:26I'll hold it!
13:26Good job, man!
13:27Good job!
13:28You've been here for, what, seven years?
13:29Mm-hmm.
13:30And he wasn't able to get one,
13:31so this first time is going to give him some confidence.
13:33Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time.
13:37Not against me, though.
13:38Uh-oh.
13:40How many laps did I do?
13:42You went around the circuit, uh, once.
13:45Let's just make a note on that one.
13:47Yes, you should check that.
13:48...to that.
13:49...to get the feeling you need to do with my friend.
13:52Yeah.
13:52Mm.
13:53Mm.
13:55Ready, set, go!
13:57Get him, Jackie!
13:58Get him, Jackie!
13:59Go!
14:00Go!
14:02Go!
14:03Go!
14:04Go!
14:07Go!
14:07Go!
14:08Go!
14:10Go!
14:11This has been an amazing day to see your teamwork
14:14and your creativity.
14:16So we are going to continue the tradition next year,
14:19and we are excited to do that.
14:21Okay.
14:21Yeah.
14:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:23Why wait until next year?
14:25I mean, we still got time.
14:26Why not take a shot right now?
14:27Do something.
14:28Oh, me?
14:29Yeah!
14:29Oh, yeah.
14:31Let's do it.
14:32Let's see.
14:34Kate!
14:35You want to give it a go, girl boss?
14:38Yeah!
14:39Yeah!
14:41Yeah!
14:42I would love to do that.
14:43All right.
14:43Shall we do that?
14:44Let's go!
14:45Okay, all right.
14:46I will try it.
14:46This is such a good thing.
14:47It's good.
14:48She chose you.
14:49You're stressing too much.
14:50But let her win.
14:52Just let her win.
14:53Let her know.
14:54Put her on her ass.
14:56I personally say, put her on her ass.
14:57And as a girl boss, she's going to have to respect that, you know?
15:01This is disgusting.
15:03You wearing this?
15:04Um, are you wearing one?
15:06Are you going to wear one?
15:06I'm not going to wear one.
15:07But, you know.
15:08Oh, no, yeah, but I'm...
15:09Okay.
15:11All right.
15:11I don't need to be there.
15:12Like, we're, yeah.
15:13Let's do it!
15:16There you go.
15:17Go!
15:19Coming up.
15:20Okay.
15:20Hey, Kate.
15:21Yeah?
15:22You're going easy on me.
15:23Don't go easy on me, girl boss.
15:25Woo!
15:26I told you.
15:27Come on.
15:27Lock it!
15:28There you go!
15:29There you go!
15:30You okay?
15:31Oh!
15:33Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:41Oh, my God!
15:44Oh, my God!
15:44Oh, my God!
15:45Oh, my God!
15:46Oh, my God!
15:47Oh, my God!
15:48Oh, my God!
15:50Oh, my God!
15:52Oh, my God!
15:54It'll be okay.
15:56Oh, my God!
15:58Someone's not bleeding!
15:59It's okay.
16:00It's okay.
16:00It's okay.
16:01It just happened to be a lot of blood.
16:03Oh, my God!
16:04Oh, my God!
16:05Oh, my God!
16:06Oh, my God!
16:06Oh, my God!
16:08It has been a day, you guys.
16:09It has been a day.
16:10Keep it back.
16:11Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:15Yeah, after Kate punched on Elizabeth,
16:18Doug canceled the decathlon
16:20because he wanted to make sure she was okay.
16:22Luckily, she just had a bloody nose,
16:24so I think True Kiss is probably still joining us
16:27for dinner and a show tonight, after all.
16:29And I guess that means the deal is still on,
16:32so that's good.
16:34Now, whether I am a part of that deal,
16:37I don't know.
16:38It's been so lovely to just see
16:41what the company culture is.
16:43We're learning so much.
16:44Am I still bleeding?
16:46Uh, no.
16:46Do you want to see?
16:47Um, yeah.
16:48Ooh.
16:49Really?
16:50Ooh, and it's hitting us tonight.
16:51I love dinner and a show.
16:53Look at this.
16:54Okay.
16:55And, I mean, we're at a cantina,
16:56so that means Mexican.
16:57Yeah!
16:58Yeah!
16:59I'm excited.
17:00I like eating in public.
17:02All right.
17:03Um, this needs to be cleaned.
17:05Yeah.
17:06I'm good, thank you.
17:07Hey there.
17:08Good to see you.
17:09Good to see you, too.
17:10Oh, it looks so nice, Steve.
17:14Hello.
17:14No.
17:14No, it's good.
17:15It's good.
17:15It's all good.
17:16It's all positive.
17:17This is inspired by the September.
17:18Hello.
17:20Good to see you.
17:21Nice.
17:22How are you?
17:22Good.
17:23That's a beautiful blouse.
17:25So, is there another pair?
17:28Oh, I thought you, uh, yeah.
17:29You should be with your fruits.
17:29You're good.
17:30Yeah.
17:30Yeah.
17:31All right.
17:31Well, enjoy your dinner.
17:36He's a good kid.
17:37Ugh.
17:39I'm gonna get a drink.
17:40Oh, you getting wild?
17:41I want to loosen up a little, because I want to talk to Elizabeth.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I wrote down some pick-up lines to try on Elizabeth.
17:48Can you read me one?
17:49Say it.
17:50Say it.
17:50Are you Wi-Fi?
17:51Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
17:54Ooh.
17:55I like it.
17:56I wrote IT ones, because that's all she really knows about me.
18:00Yeah.
18:00The woman at the table behind you wanted to send this over to you.
18:05From who?
18:05Sorry?
18:06The woman sitting behind you at the table over here.
18:08It's a Bloody Mary.
18:15I guess she's like, she said the drink, so it must be a good thing.
18:17It's a Bloody Mary.
18:18So, like, she was trying to be funny.
18:20That's funny, right?
18:20Yeah.
18:21It's fun.
18:21We're roasting each other.
18:22She was trying to have fun.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Right?
18:24Yeah.
18:25I kind of feel like I should, like, counter-off her.
18:28No, I do.
18:28If I could find her a drink, what would be funny?
18:33The woman's punish.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:38Do it.
18:40Wait, is that too much?
18:41No, that's hilarious.
18:42That's hilarious.
18:42That's hilarious.
18:43Do you want to be the boost to my bones, but gay?
18:48I mean, here's her prop.
18:50She'd get right to the point.
18:51Yeah, she's right to the point.
18:53I don't know it.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Did you want to order another drink?
18:56Um, I do actually want to order a rum punch.
19:01Okay.
19:01For the woman who sent me this.
19:03Oh, you want to send a drink back to her.
19:04Yeah.
19:04You can tell it was from Girlboss.
19:06Okay, you got it.
19:07Claire.
19:08Can I just pick a point on Kate?
19:10Say it to Kate?
19:11Yeah.
19:11Say it to Kate.
19:13Ugh.
19:14If I was a one-time security code, would you enter me?
19:19Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:23Kazinga!
19:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:27Guys, guys, guys.
19:29She's delivering the drink.
19:30She's delivering.
19:33Cheers.
19:34Cheers, Kate.
19:36See, she's smiling.
19:37This is good.
19:38This is really good.
19:39This has been the best trip ever.
19:41Like, you can't, you couldn't even make this up for a TV show, honestly.
19:45Like, this is so authentic and real.
19:47Like, nobody can sit down and write a script like this.
19:49Yeah.
19:50What's up, everyone?
19:51Make some noise!
19:55Welcome, welcome, welcome.
19:56My name is Michael Swinson.
19:57I am the unreal hypnotist.
19:59Basically, hypnosis is altering someone's belief or reality through suggestion.
20:02And everyone out here is suggestible because if you weren't suggestible, you couldn't learn.
20:06All right, if you'd like to be a volunteer for this show, put your hands up in the air.
20:09Like, come on, let's clap along.
20:10I'm gonna get some volunteers right now.
20:13You wanna volunteer?
20:13Jump up there.
20:14Let's do it.
20:15Let's do it.
20:15Yeah!
20:18They picked the right person.
20:19Get on stage.
20:20Come on.
20:21Encouragement.
20:22Encouragement.
20:23Come on.
20:23Let's go.
20:24Oh, come on.
20:25Let them have some fun.
20:27The red one.
20:28I'm gonna tell you guys this.
20:29It's very easy to be hypnotized.
20:30As I said, sleep now.
20:32Relax.
20:33Melt loose.
20:34Limp.
20:35Relaxed.
20:36Come on, let's hear it for your people on stage.
20:37Come on.
20:38They go night-night so fast.
20:39They go night-night so fast.
20:41They go night-night so fast.
20:42You still say night-night?
20:43Yeah.
20:44So on the count of three, imagine this beautiful Hawaiian place.
20:48One, two, three.
20:50Sit up in those nice Hawaiian chairs right now.
20:55Yeah.
20:55Put your tray tables up.
20:56Tray tables up.
20:57Tray tables up.
20:57Put your food down here.
20:58It doesn't matter.
20:58Just throw it on the floor.
20:59Throw it on the floor.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:01Get rid of it.
21:06I've never seen that boy ride laugh.
21:09He's never laughed.
21:10Just the person I'm touching on the shoulder right now.
21:14You are a stripper.
21:17You will not remove your pants.
21:22You're welcome.
21:23Like, it's just been inside you.
21:25And you are ready to let it out.
21:27One.
21:29Two.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:31Three.
21:31Eyes open.
21:33There's a chair for you.
21:34Yes!
21:38Oh, my God!
21:40Are you kidding me?
21:47He dipped it low.
21:49He backed it up.
21:49He picked it up slow.
21:51I can cross off strip club from my bucket list.
21:53Oh, yes, you can.
21:55Oh, my God.
21:56Oh, my God.
21:57Oh, my God.
21:58Yeah!
21:59Have you ever seen a move like that?
22:00No!
22:01Yeah!
22:02I would have gave him my whole wallet.
22:04Honestly.
22:05Wow.
22:06Let's give a nice round of applause.
22:07You can go back there.
22:09Yeah!
22:09Yeah!
22:11I was scared.
22:12Can you do me a favor?
22:13Can you stand right here?
22:15Mm-hmm.
22:16What?
22:16No idea.
22:17You guys want to do a game show?
22:20Yeah!
22:21Woo!
22:22It's a game show I like to call To Tell the Truth.
22:25Ooh!
22:26I like this.
22:27I know you do.
22:28I know you like this, PJ.
22:30What's something dangerous you've always wanted to try but never have?
22:35Tell the truth now.
22:37I want to go to one of those Russian roulette sex clubs.
22:41What?
22:43What?
22:43What?
22:44Porcupine!
22:46He's wearing our logo, too.
22:49I've never heard of this.
22:50Sure you haven't.
22:52Where else did he just get laid?
22:55I heard that.
22:59Do you want to reveal some answers, too?
23:01Yes!
23:02No.
23:02Yes!
23:03No.
23:04I always love a challenge.
23:06Come on, go!
23:07The truth will set you free!
23:09Go!
23:10Oh!
23:11Bring your friend, too.
23:12Yeah, you're loud.
23:13We'll both of you get up here.
23:15Come right up here.
23:16Right up here.
23:17Right here.
23:17I wish you could go back up there.
23:21Oh!
23:22Jimmy shared a very, very, very personal but entertaining story.
23:28What's a deep, dark secret?
23:30You wouldn't tell anyone, but you'll tell us tonight.
23:33Tell the truth now.
23:37Years ago,
23:39I'd just gotten sober.
23:43And I thought that I would never find love again.
23:47And then I met Allison.
23:50And she was hilarious.
23:52And then one night, it was our six-month anniversary.
23:56And we finished making love.
23:59And I had to go to the bathroom.
24:01And she said, bring me back something special.
24:05And I went into the bathroom.
24:07And when I was sitting there, I thought, wouldn't it be funny if I brought her back something special?
24:15So I wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around my hand.
24:18No.
24:20And I reached in the toilet to grab a piece of poop.
24:25And I went back into the bedroom.
24:28And I said, hey, Allison.
24:31I brought you back something special.
24:34Are you kidding me?
24:35Are you kidding me?
24:36And she didn't find it funny.
24:38And she screamed.
24:40But when she screamed, it startled me.
24:42And I squeezed the poop.
24:44And part of it broke off and landed on the carpet.
24:48And I was saying, I'm sorry.
24:50I thought it was funny.
24:52But her cat was licking the poop on the carpet.
24:55Jesus.
24:57He told me that Allison broke up with him because he gave her a shitty gif.
25:02I didn't realize he really gave her a shitty gif.
25:07You two are going to be the most powerful person in the world.
25:13One, two, three.
25:14Snap.
25:15Eyes open wide awake.
25:16Well, let's start with number one.
25:18Can you say hi to everyone?
25:20Hello, everyone.
25:22I am so very excited to have this opportunity to be with you all here tonight.
25:29Let me say, Darren.
25:31Tell us what makes you so powerful.
25:35I can say whatever I need to say to get the job done.
25:42So in his mind, he's doing the right thing.
25:45The strongest person he knows is his boss.
25:47What kind of things do you say?
25:50Oh, I love what you've built here.
25:55You guys, this is so much fun.
25:58I love your product.
25:59I put it on everything.
26:01I actually, I have one in my bag.
26:05Guys, your business is our business.
26:11All right.
26:12Interesting, powerful person.
26:15Okay.
26:16Got me stumped on this one.
26:17What do you think this person is?
26:20A powerful company.
26:24That's a powerful company?
26:25Yeah, or a leader of one.
26:27Okay.
26:28All right.
26:28All right.
26:35It was embarrassing to the company.
26:37Inaccurate.
26:38And embarrassing for you.
26:39You said you'd do anything to get ahead to tell people what they know.
26:42Well, I didn't say that.
26:43I don't.
26:44Does your wife know you until she hears about this?
26:46We are separated.
26:48Okay.
26:48That guy just raised every red flag I've ever seen in my life.
26:52He was doing her, right?
26:53Yeah.
26:54He basically said, we're going to tell you whatever you want to hear so that way we can take over.
26:58That's basically what he said.
27:00Yeah.
27:05I knew something was up with those people, dog.
27:07I knew it.
27:08I don't know what.
27:09You're right.
27:09I just knew it, man.
27:10You're right.
27:10Yeah.
27:11I mean, obviously, I was a little bit for the deal, but I don't know what to think now.
27:15Oh.
27:16It's just weird to have that many redheads in one place.
27:19Mm-hmm.
27:21It's like they in a cult.
27:22Hey, have y'all seen other Anthony and Amy?
27:25Uh, no.
27:26Is Amy in there?
27:27No.
27:27No, she's not here.
27:28No.
27:29And they're not in this one.
27:30Can you help me find this?
27:32Yeah, I got you.
27:33Can you hold that one?
27:34We gotta go.
27:34Yes, sir.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:37Yo, they was, I mean, Anthony was hitting the moves and boy reds talking about Russian roulette
27:42sex gloves.
27:43I gotta look that shit up.
27:44Oh, he's cooked.
27:47Mm-hmm.
27:48Bro.
27:50Bro.
27:51Mm-hmm.
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:54Let's just stop them before everybody stop.
27:56They're doing like this?
27:56Hey, I don't want that, bro.
27:56I just don't want the whole office to know about it.
27:58Okay, come on.
28:01Hey, guys.
28:03Uh, sorry.
28:04Y'all good?
28:06Hey, trust me.
28:07I did not want to interrupt.
28:08I love that y'all are having a moment.
28:10But we gotta go.
28:10We gotta go.
28:11The vans are leaving.
28:12Yeah, yeah.
28:13Hey, why don't everybody go night-night, do y'all thing?
28:15Right.
28:15You feel me?
28:16I just didn't want everybody to see you guys.
28:18You know what I'm saying?
28:19This is news to me, honey, but I'm not mad at it.
28:23F***ing unbelievable.
28:24I'm so sorry.
28:25The deal, which I have been working on for over two f***ing years, is now in jeopardy.
28:33F***.
28:34Now, I have to clean up your f***ing mess.
28:44On the next episode of Company Retreat, last night, it was a little bit confusing.
28:50Yeah.
28:51I miss Kevin.
28:52He won the talent show last year.
28:54Really?
28:54PJ told me about what happened.
28:55You and Amy had a one-night stand, that's okay, that's fine.
28:58No, no.
28:58Who is ready for some rockin' Grandma's Got Talent right now?
29:01Yeah, your dad invited us to join, so we're in.
29:04The f***?
29:05This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent, not Redhead's Got Talent.
29:11What's stupid Trucus gonna do?
29:12We are waiting for Trucus' team member.
29:15Oh, you know what?
29:16They're here, so just sit tight.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:19Oh, my God.
29:35I'm not better.
29:36I'm not bad.
29:51I'm out of here.
29:51Oh, my God.
30:03I know what Willvem do.
30:03I'm here, so two people will.
30:05I ain't ready, say 10 years to come!
30:05What will they do if you're?
30:05We who can say 10 years for next year.
30:05I hate how you talked to them.
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