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The Boys Season 5 Episode 2 (2026) | English Subtitles | Action Crime Drama | HD
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:18Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Who's that?
00:00:32So he's dad.
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47Oh my god.
00:00:50Frenchy.
00:00:57What was I so afraid of?
00:00:58Hooray.
00:00:59Oh, my god.
00:01:22Praise the Lord.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:29We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:33Amen.
00:01:34He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:41Homelander, amen.
00:01:42Amen.
00:01:43Amen, sir.
00:01:44But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:01:55that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:00That's right.
00:02:01Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:04It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:06Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:10They spew and vomit.
00:02:12They're eating babies.
00:02:13They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:17Lord, have mercy.
00:02:22Well, we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:25We fight hellfire.
00:02:27We're holy fire.
00:02:28We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:31We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:35Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:39You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:40You are here to do war.
00:02:43Amen.
00:02:44Amen.
00:02:45Amen.
00:02:48Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:50I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:54Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:56Praise him.
00:02:57Praise him.
00:02:58Praise him for victory.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for America.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:03Praise him.
00:03:03Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:05Praise him.
00:03:07карinge!
00:03:08Stand up!
00:03:10Stand up!
00:03:11In the name of Jesus!
00:03:13My sweet boy.
00:03:15Amen!
00:03:16Amen!
00:03:17Amen!
00:03:19Amen!
00:03:20Amen!
00:03:21Amen!
00:03:35Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:38A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:47Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut, or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:14You're still working on the virus.
00:04:16Not working.
00:04:17Sorted.
00:04:19Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:25Is that me?
00:04:27I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:34Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:36When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:42Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:45Samir?
00:04:46Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:48I...
00:04:53I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:04:54Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:04:56And kept me present. So did you.
00:04:58You shot me with the virus.
00:04:59Your leg regrew.
00:05:00All right, all right. Listen.
00:05:02The only thing that matters is we buried Sid Asher so we could crack on with a godly work of
00:05:07revenge.
00:05:08And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:11As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:16Well, so we reckon.
00:05:18We just need a little dry run.
00:05:20This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:23Or every soup?
00:05:24Dunno.
00:05:25But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:27Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:29Will it infect humans?
00:05:30Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:33We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:34You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
00:05:37I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:39Rock hard?
00:05:40A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:43Rock hard is a living mountain.
00:05:45Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:47Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:52Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear.
00:05:54Filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his mouth.
00:05:59Which makes rock hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:02Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:03Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:05And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:08So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:14So, let's get cracking.
00:06:16We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:21With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:24local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:33Here you go.
00:06:35Where'd you get these from?
00:06:37Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:43So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:45Do what?
00:06:45Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:47We kill him.
00:06:47No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:48All right, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:06:53I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:06:55Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:06:57He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:06:59Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:03I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:05We'll kill him.
00:07:06Look, it's ten thousand Supes to save eight billion people worldwide.
00:07:12That's a good price in any war.
00:07:15Look, kid, it's a shit decision, all right?
00:07:18We're not denying that.
00:07:19But they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:22We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:23Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:24And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:25You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:27Right?
00:07:30Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:35Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:49Hey.
00:07:51So, it's been a tough year.
00:07:54No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:07:58Huh.
00:07:59Why do you bring it up?
00:08:01Just your whole vibe.
00:08:02Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
00:08:06Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:08It's just, uh, Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
00:08:20It's okay.
00:08:22We can, we can figure this out.
00:08:26We can...
00:08:27Talk?
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:30Mm-hmm.
00:08:31Or, counterpoint.
00:08:35Not talk.
00:08:37I mean, point.
00:08:40Mm-hmm.
00:08:55You stood there!
00:08:56Girl, listen.
00:08:57Chewed off!
00:08:58Sliced into you by Homelander!
00:08:59Shot here, here, here!
00:09:01It hurt every time, but the virus?
00:09:03That was the only time I wanted to die!
00:09:05The pain!
00:09:09And you're okay with it!
00:09:11No!
00:09:14On my life, I'm not.
00:09:17But this is happening.
00:09:19With or without us.
00:09:21So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:26So I can protect you.
00:09:30I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:09:52You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:01I wish I was about you, too.
00:10:05C'est incroyable.
00:10:08Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamed.
00:10:22Close off now.
00:10:33Your bottom F?
00:10:35Is it really grown?
00:10:36My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:11:06I told you that we could fly, but some of us don't know why.
00:11:21I was standing, you were there for me, and they could never help me to tear us apart.
00:11:48God damn it, Adrienne.
00:11:54Didn't need to come to this.
00:11:57I don't know, you left me no choice.
00:12:00I know my leadership style can be stern, but it's for your own good.
00:12:09I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
00:12:22You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:26Uh, Paul.
00:12:30Pop Fang.
00:12:32Betrayed us both.
00:12:33To William Butcher, no less.
00:12:36Huge mess, your fault.
00:12:37What did I do?
00:12:38What did you do to deserve that?
00:12:41Like, what, was I too nurturing?
00:12:45Too forgiving?
00:12:46Well, maybe, but damn it, you weren't like the others.
00:12:50Snakes.
00:12:52Backstabbers.
00:12:53I could count on you, man.
00:12:55I did count on you.
00:12:56I loved you.
00:12:57You are.
00:12:59Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:07I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:12You wouldn't understand.
00:13:13You wouldn't understand.
00:14:00Firecracker's flaming fire.
00:14:01Freedom sticks.
00:14:02I'm Countess Crow.
00:14:04Countess of the Crows.
00:14:06And we're doing a Vitality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:09Wankers.
00:14:10Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:13You know they could pay, like, 50 grand a post for this shit.
00:14:1650 grand?
00:14:17Mm-hmm.
00:14:19Dog wankers.
00:14:23Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear.
00:14:27Frenchie, how much longer?
00:14:28Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:14:30They go out, we go in.
00:14:32Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:14:34He might not live here anymore.
00:14:36Every day, Countess Crow.
00:14:38Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:14:41I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:14:49Everything okay?
00:14:51All good.
00:14:59Oi.
00:15:00Look lively back there.
00:15:02All right.
00:15:03Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:04Nip in.
00:15:05Twat in.
00:15:06Bring you back here.
00:15:09Keep the engine running.
00:15:18Are you ready?
00:15:48The internet's down.
00:15:49Cam's too.
00:15:50Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:15:56Putain, the man.
00:15:59He really let himself go.
00:16:05The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:12My god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:16My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:20Well, right now, wait, we can move him.
00:16:22He moved the three of us.
00:16:24So what now?
00:16:42You.
00:16:43What the fuck?
00:16:45No, no, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
00:16:47I don't want to hurt you.
00:16:48You're safe, okay?
00:16:50You've been in deep freeze again.
00:16:52Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:16:54For how long?
00:16:55Almost two years.
00:16:56In a CIA black site.
00:16:58I just found out this morning.
00:17:01You found out this morning?
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:03But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:09Did you fuck me?
00:17:11What?
00:17:11Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:13No!
00:17:13Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:15Look, I...
00:17:17I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:20Find him yourself?
00:17:21Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:24and you are the best tracker there is.
00:17:27I just, I need you to find him and report back.
00:17:30Very simple.
00:17:32You want me to work for you?
00:17:35Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:17:38and I can help you.
00:17:40I can give you a proper comeback.
00:17:42I don't need you for that.
00:17:45Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:51Listen to me.
00:17:53I'm no ass Felch and commie.
00:17:55You got that?
00:17:56I know, I know.
00:17:57And listen, I am Vaught now.
00:18:01Me.
00:18:02So the public, they're gonna believe
00:18:04that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:07I can resurrect you.
00:18:08I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:11I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:14Number two?
00:18:17Or how about I finish the job
00:18:20and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:24Hey, you could try.
00:18:26Who knows?
00:18:27You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:18:32Or you might not.
00:18:35But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:18:38more than you...
00:18:38than you hate me.
00:18:42After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.
00:18:44Am I?
00:18:46I tried to kill you.
00:18:48The minute I turn my back,
00:18:49how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:18:52Look.
00:18:53Uh-uh.
00:19:02You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:07All is forgiven.
00:19:17Looks like a fuckin' kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:20Improve your sleep.
00:19:22Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:25Nourish your soul.
00:19:27The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning
00:19:30stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:19:33and invited prana, solar energy, in.
00:19:37Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:19:40Introducing the new deep brand,
00:19:41Sigma Solarium by Vought.
00:19:44Vibros, four bros.
00:19:46Okay, we need to abort.
00:19:47Your mom should have aborted you.
00:19:53Fuck it.
00:19:54We'll test it here.
00:19:55What test?
00:19:57Monsieur Jean-Claudeve, the virus is contagious.
00:19:59As Samir says, c'est fini.
00:20:01The game is over.
00:20:02No, Butcher's right.
00:20:04Brockhart has seen us, so...
00:20:06we can't leave.
00:20:07Virus?
00:20:08What virus?
00:20:10Look, I don't break you lot out of the panda flap about.
00:20:13Now all we gotta do is seal of ventilation.
00:20:16Every exit point,
00:20:17tighter than a Boy Scout's arsehole at Jamboree.
00:20:20No, no, no, no.
00:20:20C'est pas possible.
00:20:25Maybe.
00:20:29Yo.
00:20:32Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:20:34Uh-huh.
00:20:35His heart rate is ten beats per minute.
00:20:37He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours,
00:20:40like a blue whale.
00:20:41If he won't breathe,
00:20:43how do we get the virus in him?
00:20:45Well,
00:20:46he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:20:48You lot sort this.
00:20:49I'll fetch the virus.
00:20:50Kamiko, you're with me.
00:20:58Well, you two,
00:20:59leave it out, would you?
00:21:00Fucking work in here.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:05Coming with you.
00:21:07What for?
00:21:08I don't trust you.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:13Suit yourself.
00:21:19We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:24Coincidentally,
00:21:25the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:21:28Where's more?
00:21:29He just disappears every afternoon.
00:21:32Won't say where he's going.
00:21:32Won't say shit.
00:21:33He's on method.
00:21:35Meisner technique.
00:21:37Is that a Jew thing?
00:21:39We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up,
00:21:42but you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military,
00:21:46Mr. President.
00:21:47Good idea.
00:21:48What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:21:51That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-Homelander content.
00:21:55Honestly,
00:21:55the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:21:58We've got, what,
00:21:5952,000 data points on every user.
00:22:03We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:05But we are going to need to triple the amount of Freedom Camps to hold them all.
00:22:09Love it.
00:22:10It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts,
00:22:14all those corporate tax breaks,
00:22:16and for the existing Freedom Camps,
00:22:18Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:20People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors,
00:22:23but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:26The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:22:29He'll back you.
00:22:30You can do it.
00:22:31Speak up.
00:22:31And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:22:35Won't there are arrests eaten to your bottom line?
00:22:38Nah.
00:22:39We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:22:41Wow.
00:22:42Amazing, Ashley.
00:22:43You're a real Che Guevara.
00:22:44Well, all righty then.
00:22:45Let me ask the most important question.
00:22:49Do I got immunity?
00:23:01For fuck's sake.
00:23:04Soldier Boy is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:08They work for me.
00:23:10Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven,
00:23:14once he is located William Butcher and Annie January.
00:23:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir?
00:23:19No, sir.
00:23:20I can do this.
00:23:21I can bring them in.
00:23:22Well, like you did with A-Train.
00:23:23We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:26Competence.
00:23:27Oh.
00:23:28And Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.
00:23:30Well, sir, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:23:38Consider it done, sir.
00:23:40Terrific.
00:23:40And you know what?
00:23:41I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:23:43Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:23:46Manhattan.
00:23:48Manhattan.
00:23:49Thanks, Steve.
00:23:50Of course.
00:23:52Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:23:55No.
00:23:56Steven?
00:23:58I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:02Goddamn.
00:24:05Since what could Supes teabag the President?
00:24:08Since me.
00:24:26Okay, what's next?
00:24:32What is it?
00:24:59That explains how he's grown.
00:25:04From bashing his bishop.
00:25:07Gross.
00:25:16Now that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:20Oh, God.
00:25:24Fucking unsanitary.
00:25:27Ugh.
00:25:57Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Vitality collab.
00:26:03Velvet Ember.
00:26:04It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:10We talked about this.
00:26:11I don't have a choice.
00:26:12They make me do this.
00:26:15There we go.
00:26:17Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:20So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the...
00:26:25Dark Domain.
00:26:26I am Countess Crow.
00:26:28Countess of the Crows.
00:26:30And I shall make you do the day that you decide to...
00:26:33Fuck it.
00:26:43It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:26:51It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:26:53It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:02What more is it, Lonnie?
00:27:03What is the matter?
00:27:05A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so...
00:27:08They're all gone.
00:27:10Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:14I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:20You...
00:27:20didn't kill them.
00:27:23They chose to fight.
00:27:24Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:27:27I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:27:31Fucking easy for me to say.
00:27:33I'm bulletproof.
00:27:36Have you told Petit Ui any of this?
00:27:38No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so...
00:27:41I can't.
00:27:46So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:27:49I...
00:27:50I led them to a shallow grave.
00:27:56So I just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:02No.
00:28:02I can't live like that.
00:28:04If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:14I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:21And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:28:28But the fucking shit...
00:28:30You get up every day and you keep going.
00:28:34Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:28:39You creep.
00:28:40Just let go.
00:28:42Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:28:44Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:28:46Oh, shit.
00:28:47Starlight.
00:28:48Oh, my God.
00:28:50You guys are terrorists.
00:28:53What do we do with her?
00:28:56Same as rock hard.
00:29:00You don't have a choice.
00:29:04All right.
00:29:05Come on.
00:29:06No.
00:29:07What?
00:29:08Let me go.
00:29:13Baby killer!
00:29:27Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:29:32All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:29:35Turbo Rush.
00:29:36The drink of heroes.
00:29:39Only 15 calories.
00:29:41Cut!
00:29:42That was a good take.
00:29:44No, please.
00:29:45This is a mistake.
00:29:46I am not starlighter.
00:29:48Only 15 calories.
00:29:50Yeah.
00:29:50Now with acai and acai and acai and acai root.
00:30:19Okay, have fun and camp.
00:30:20No!
00:30:21No!
00:30:22No!
00:30:22No!
00:30:26Mom!
00:30:27All over.
00:30:28Not a chance.
00:30:29We have to help them.
00:30:30Help them and every soup of them 500 miles will be up their ass within the hour.
00:30:34We stayed a course.
00:30:36Mine's on a fucking job.
00:30:37Fuck the job.
00:30:38Fuck the job.
00:30:55Home lander.
00:31:00Homelander
00:31:07Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:31:13Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:31:16Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:31:18Yes.
00:31:19Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:31:21No, I did not. Of course not.
00:31:26Well, what am I going to say?
00:31:27Uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me,
00:31:31but careful,
00:31:32because there's a soup-killing virus out there,
00:31:35and you may die screaming.
00:31:37Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:31:39Oh, you have a lot to learn
00:31:40about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:31:45Well, besides, if there is a virus out there,
00:31:49the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:31:51Ah, that's tactical.
00:31:54Exactly.
00:31:54Because for a moment, I was afraid
00:31:56you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:01So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:03You don't know that's going to happen.
00:32:04When it does, you won't go to pieces,
00:32:07because it was tactical, right?
00:32:09Mm-hmm.
00:32:10Mm-hmm.
00:32:11Right?
00:32:13Right?
00:32:15Right?
00:32:16Right?
00:32:17Right?
00:32:17Right?
00:32:20Right?
00:32:21Right?
00:32:22Right?
00:32:23Right?
00:32:24Right?
00:32:34Right?
00:32:37Right?
00:32:51Right?
00:32:52All right, let's talk in more given I'll take it
00:33:04So how fragile is this very very fragile if it broke on the way it could kill every superhero on
00:33:12earth
00:33:15Well
00:33:18Best not drop it, I
00:33:23Thank you so much
00:33:33Breathe
00:33:44You get him to breathe yet what did you get him to breathe yet?
00:33:51I'm too late, no, le conard is in Paris
00:33:54Well the rest of kicks will be back soon
00:33:56Merde alors, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:34:08You know you were wrong earlier
00:34:11We're not terrorists
00:34:12Oh God, when everyone comes back
00:34:14Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass
00:34:17And Sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole
00:35:15That shit right there bounces right off me
00:35:18Motherfucker, don't go through my shit
00:35:24Great, great
00:35:25You know you're 19 years old
00:35:26Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:35:29All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:35:32And then sell you out in a heartbeat
00:35:34Why are you risking your life for them?
00:35:42Please
00:35:43Please
00:35:43Please don't kill me
00:35:45I just want to go home
00:35:47I miss my mom
00:35:48And my dad
00:35:51Please
00:36:05Careful
00:36:11Boy, you're fucking smart, will you?
00:36:13My night's your little glad I tried to stand
00:36:19No, I'm not glad he's dead
00:36:21Atrian did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
00:36:24And he died a hero
00:36:25A real hero
00:36:27And there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to die either
00:36:30Listen
00:36:31I know you've just done it here in the gulag
00:36:34We've earned your seat at the table, so
00:36:37I'll give it to you straight
00:36:39You've got to knock this wet gaping pussy shite on the head, mate
00:36:43Ain't doing no one no favors
00:36:45Especially your girl
00:36:46I mean, that's why she's giving the cold shoulder
00:36:48Talk to me about it, Annie
00:36:49You don't know what's going on with her
00:36:50Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score
00:36:53And she knows that you
00:36:55Poncing about with this Jimny cricket
00:36:57Listen to your heart, bollocks
00:36:59She's gonna get her killed
00:37:01You left, that's still human
00:37:07You're gonna get Annie killed, not me
00:37:10But I won't let you do it
00:37:15Don't let you do it
00:37:27No, wait
00:37:29You're right, the vial
00:37:33It's good
00:37:37Wait, is that?
00:37:42Well, well, well
00:37:44He's dead, right?
00:37:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:37:48Supposed to be
00:37:50Mallory put him on ice for a bit
00:37:55You're telling us this now?
00:37:59Somebody up there likes us, mate
00:38:00In what fucking way?
00:38:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig
00:38:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:38:09New plan
00:38:10New plan
00:38:12Boy
00:38:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass dudo?
00:38:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:38:17Running a truck under the name Don T. Be a cunt
00:38:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm
00:38:22Well, oldie better goodie
00:38:29No, mate
00:38:30Just you and me
00:38:41I guess it's true
00:38:43You're one of us now
00:38:44Well, if you can't beat him, join him
00:38:47Then fuck it, beat him
00:38:48Being super is not gonna save you
00:38:50That don't stop us helping each other
00:38:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now
00:38:54If that's even possible
00:38:56He needs doing more than ever
00:38:57You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:39:00Fuck you
00:39:01We had a deal
00:39:02I held up my end of the bargain
00:39:04And you sold me out
00:39:06Put me back in a fucking box
00:39:08And for what?
00:39:09Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
00:39:11A kid is your grandson
00:39:12Well, was it worth it?
00:39:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:39:17Where is that fucking brat?
00:39:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate
00:39:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:39:23Strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet?
00:39:27Bullshit
00:39:27God's honest
00:39:28The things this virus can do
00:39:33Fuckin' die, Pollockum
00:39:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:39:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:39:39You're a sacrificial cunt
00:39:41Again
00:39:43I guess we'll see
00:39:45You don't get it, do you?
00:39:48Me?
00:39:49Homelander?
00:39:50Your old crew?
00:39:52Everyone fucks you over
00:39:54Do you wanna know why?
00:39:57Cause you are a dumb fucking twat
00:40:07What the fuck was that?
00:40:18Hey!
00:40:20You two fucktards the local soups?
00:40:21Holy shit
00:40:23Soldier boy
00:40:24What?
00:40:25You're a dead socialist
00:40:28The fuck?
00:40:30This was being stupid
00:40:31Now shut your cumbucket and listen
00:40:33A Jap and a fairy took off east
00:40:35Find them and kill them
00:40:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
00:40:38Get some time together like shoelaces
00:40:42Move!
00:40:51Fucking figures
00:40:57Hey man, get ready, we're coming in
00:40:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down kid
00:41:02Soldier boy
00:41:05He's alive?
00:41:07Fuck that, just how long do we have?
00:41:09Just Huey, Huey
00:41:13We gotta move
00:41:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way
00:41:17Oh, shit
00:41:35Huh?
00:41:44Ah!
00:41:45Ah, shit!
00:41:48Go!
00:42:29I got to drop a dookie!
00:42:33Get it?
00:42:34That's you!
00:42:37You're the dookie!
00:42:42You!
00:43:00I got you.
00:43:03I know.
00:43:11Oh my god, are you okay?
00:43:12Is the virus?
00:43:13Yeah, let's get a thing.
00:43:18Oi!
00:43:19Cunts!
00:43:20Oh shit!
00:43:21Move!
00:43:22Go!
00:43:29You're with me.
00:43:32Hey!
00:43:42Yui Campbell.
00:43:43How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
00:43:47All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:43:50You're kind of obsessed.
00:43:54Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:43:56The so-called soup killer?
00:43:58Huh?
00:43:58Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:44:01What?
00:44:08No virus, bitch.
00:44:10I will shoot.
00:44:12Hot.
00:44:12Come in your face.
00:44:15Not, not right now.
00:44:25What the f-
00:44:39What the f-
00:44:47No.
00:44:50No.
00:44:52No.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54Hey!
00:45:02Go!
00:45:03No.
00:45:04Stop!
00:45:56Oh
00:45:58Well, I did very fuck I wish I would have seen that no
00:46:04You don't
00:46:07Come on, let's leg it
00:46:10No, no, no, Monka
00:46:11And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague
00:46:49Yes
00:46:52May I have a word?
00:46:54Wait out there
00:46:58What are you doing?
00:46:59I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt
00:47:00There is extra if you want to join in
00:47:02No, thank you
00:47:03Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
00:47:04No
00:47:04Cantina crispy chicken taco
00:47:06I don't want any taco fucking bell
00:47:07Okay
00:47:08Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan
00:47:13Clearly the right call
00:47:14He's not in the building
00:47:15Thank fucking god
00:47:17What the fuck?
00:47:18Why are we doing this?
00:47:20Doing what?
00:47:21If posting weird shit were a crime I'd be serving two life sentences
00:47:24Homelander sets the agenda
00:47:25I just execute
00:47:27That's bullshit
00:47:28You're the smartest person on the planet
00:47:30There is no way you don't have an angle here
00:47:32My angle
00:47:34My angle is that I could have Warren Buffet on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
00:47:39D replacement
00:47:40All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word
00:47:46Nicer than I expected
00:47:48Ashley, she's smart
00:47:49She's gotta listen to reason
00:47:52Look, I've been there
00:47:54Literally where you're sitting
00:47:56But that chair isn't a pedestal
00:47:58It's a chopping block
00:48:01And I can help you
00:48:02But you gotta talk to me
00:48:09Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again
00:48:11You know you can't
00:48:12You're gonna blow out the back of your skull
00:48:21Wow
00:48:22You're unbelievable Ashley
00:48:23That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen
00:48:26They're arresting innocent people
00:48:28But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa
00:48:31I need a minute
00:48:39From back here I see a spine
00:48:41Fucking use it
00:48:42Do I get laser eyes?
00:48:43No, I get a psychic fucking tumor
00:48:45This is junior year all over again
00:48:47Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:48:51Because he had Jamiroquai tickets
00:48:52And then he took Miriam Applebaum
00:48:55Going along won't get you what you want
00:48:57Going along is why we're still alive
00:48:59You should have left with A train when he asked you to
00:49:01At least he had a shred of decency
00:49:03That's why he's dead
00:49:04First they came for the communists
00:49:06And I did not speak out because I was not a communist
00:49:09I don't need Martin Neumuller right now
00:49:10You used to love his poetry
00:49:12And Birkenstocks and throwing clay
00:49:14You used to want to do some good in the world
00:49:17What happened?
00:49:18I tried, I tried
00:49:20But there's nothing I can do
00:49:22Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it
00:49:25The CIA, the Pentagon
00:49:27They will follow you if you lead them
00:49:29I'm not a leader, I'm vice president
00:49:32You can still do some good Ashley
00:49:33We can still do some good
00:49:35Just shut up
00:49:37Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again
00:49:39You want that?
00:49:40You're better than this
00:49:42You are better than this
00:49:44No
00:49:46No
00:49:47No
00:49:47So we're clear
00:49:49You're absolutely sure
00:49:50Triple check the results
00:49:51None of you are carriers
00:49:52Humans are immune
00:49:55Oh
00:50:09God damn
00:50:10I only seen shit like this one at a time
00:50:14It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on that 23.
00:50:18Sold your cunt down, Homelander to go.
00:50:21We fucking did it.
00:50:23About time.
00:50:29Okay.
00:50:37Let's run away.
00:50:41What?
00:50:43There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:50:46We just need to find one so remote.
00:50:49Nobody will ever find us.
00:50:53You were right.
00:50:56This virus, there is no contain in it.
00:50:59No stuff in it.
00:51:00I do not know how to protect you from it,
00:51:03except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:51:25You did not see its carnage.
00:51:27It's too dangerous.
00:51:28It's dangerous for everyone now.
00:51:30Innocent people are being wound up.
00:51:32No.
00:51:35Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:51:37I think this is how we make amends.
00:51:41For the lives we've taken.
00:51:42I think we have to...
00:51:45Get up every day and keep going.
00:51:52Yes.
00:51:58Yes.
00:51:59This is all.
00:52:16You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:52:19This virus.
00:52:22It's fucking brutal.
00:52:23I don't know, for a rock hard,
00:52:26I'd say it's an improvement.
00:52:30I haven't exactly had a magical year, either.
00:52:33Neither of us is fine.
00:52:36And we shouldn't be.
00:52:38And if you don't want to talk about it,
00:52:40you don't have to.
00:52:41Okay, thanks.
00:52:42But I'm not letting you die.
00:52:47I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:52:52And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:52:57But just don't turn into fucking Butcher, okay?
00:53:16I know.
00:53:19I'm late.
00:53:31I'm late.
00:53:34All right, Sarah.
00:53:38Time for your meds.
00:53:50It's a good boy, aren't you?
00:54:07He's a good boy, aren't you?
00:54:09Mm-hmm.
00:54:10I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:54:12So I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters?
00:54:15Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:54:17You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:54:19I told him to report back.
00:54:22I told him not to go in alone.
00:54:23Why would he do that?
00:54:25Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.
00:54:27Am I right?
00:54:28Leave.
00:54:30Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:54:32Should have been you.
00:54:33Oh, hey.
00:54:35I'm sorry.
00:54:35Leave.
00:54:42I was swimming.
00:54:50Hello.
00:55:08Not you, too.
00:55:11Not you.
00:55:21Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:55:26I'm sorry.
00:55:55I'm sorry.
00:56:01I'll be back.
00:56:03It's time.
00:56:33It's in the night away, it's in the night away.
00:56:40He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
00:56:45He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the
00:56:49best times.
00:56:51Don't cry for me, ex-boy neighbor.
00:56:58I get no doubt, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:26I get no doubt, but I still can.
00:57:29You're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:31I get no doubt, but I still can.
00:57:34The hell are always...
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