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The Boys Season 5 Episode 2 | English Sub
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchy!
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:04Ha ha!
00:01:04Ha ha!
00:01:26Ha ha!
00:01:28Praise the Lord!
00:01:29Praise the Lord!
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen!
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:43Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen!
00:01:46Amen!
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But, our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel.
00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eatin' babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord have mercy!
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hell fire with holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen!
00:02:47Amen!
00:02:48Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him!
00:02:59Praise him!
00:03:01Praise him!
00:03:02Praise him for victory!
00:03:02Praise him!
00:03:04Praise him for America!
00:03:05Praise him!
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes!
00:03:08Praise him!
00:03:11Stand up!
00:03:13Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:17Miss me, boy.
00:03:20A man! A man! A man!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working. Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:27I can't go down, but I don't care.
00:04:30Yeah, you're gonna beat me out.
00:04:32Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me a prisoner.
00:05:04So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg re-grew.
00:05:07All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or so we reckon. We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:41You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I'm glad you're back, Mike.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:49Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42There you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus, and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:43Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So.
00:08:01It's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:37Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:52Mm-hmm.
00:08:55Mm-hmm.
00:08:56Mm-hmm.
00:08:57Mm-hmm.
00:08:59Mm-hmm.
00:09:00Mm-hmm.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:03Mm-hmm.
00:09:04Mm-hmm.
00:09:06Mm-hmm.
00:09:06Mm-hmm.
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:09Mm-hmm.
00:09:16Mm-hmm.
00:09:32It's all about us.
00:09:33So, i must learn everything i can about this pestilence, so i can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:17It's incredible. Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamed.
00:10:35Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half, is it fully recrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:51Don't ask me what you know is true.
00:10:54Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I was standing. You were there. And they could never tear us apart. I told you that we could fly.
00:11:26But some of us don't know why.
00:11:33I was standing. You were there. And they could never help you to tear us apart.
00:11:59God damn it, Acerine.
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this. I don't know. You left me no choice. I know why leadership style can
00:12:14be stern. But it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:38Uh, Paul.
00:12:42Pop Fang.
00:12:44Betrayed us both.
00:12:45To William Butcher. No less. Huge mess. Your fault. What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right. I reached out my hand. And you bit it. What did
00:13:03I ever do to deserve that?
00:13:05What? Was I too nurturing? Too forgiving? Well, maybe. But damn it. You weren't like the others. Snakes. Backstabbers. I
00:13:17could count on you, man. I did count on you. I loved you.
00:13:23But here we are. But here we are. Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone. You wouldn't understand. Nobody does.
00:13:55I have to. Where did you get to?
00:14:11Let's see.
00:14:15I would like.
00:14:16I would like to do it.
00:14:16I can do it.
00:14:33firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
00:14:39and we're doing a vitality fam glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it
00:14:45being sponsored you know they get paid like 50 grand a post for this shit 50 grand
00:14:51dog winkers
00:14:56guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are going to hear
00:15:00frenchie how much longer teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute they go out we go in
00:15:05rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
00:15:11countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down
00:15:16there everything okay all good
00:15:32oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip in twat in bring you back here
00:15:41keep the engine running
00:15:51are you ready
00:16:21internet's down cams too
00:16:22um yeah we have a problem
00:16:28put on the man he really let himself go
00:16:37the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
00:16:49my dick weighs more rich
00:16:53well right in that way we can move them even with the three of us
00:16:57so what now
00:17:16you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you
00:17:20you're safe okay you've been in deep freeze again oh jesus christ for how long almost two years
00:17:29in a cia black site i just found out this morning you found out this morning yeah but that just
00:17:37happens to be in your room did you fuck me what is this some kind of incest thing no then
00:17:47what
00:17:47the fuck is this look i i want you to find william butcher find him yourself well the people that
00:17:55work for me are limited and you are the best tracker there is i just i need you to find
00:18:01him
00:18:01and report back very simple you want me to work for you well why don't we say work with me
00:18:10and i can help you i can give you a proper comeback i don't need you for that well the
00:18:18whole
00:18:18world does think that you're a russian spy so okay all right listen to me i'm no ass felch and
00:18:27commie you got that i know i know and listen i am vaught now me so the public they're gonna
00:18:37believe that you are whatever i tell them you are i can resurrect you i can give you back what
00:18:43you
00:18:43lost i can even make you number two in the seven number two or how about i finish the job
00:18:53and blessed you to kingdom fuck hey you could try who knows you might even fry the v right out
00:19:02of my
00:19:02blood
00:19:05or you might not but i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you than you hate me
00:19:15after all i'm not the one that betrayed you am i i tried to kill you minute i turn my
00:19:22back
00:19:22how do i know you won't return the favor look uh
00:19:35you find william butcher for me all is forgiven
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53improve your sleep strengthen your immune system nourish your soul the ancient taoists
00:20:01believed that perennium sunning stopped chi life force from leaving the body and invited prana
00:20:08solar energy in don't ignore your anal wellness introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium
00:20:15by vod by bros for bros okay we need to abort your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26fuck it we'll test it here what test we say charcutta if the virus is contagious as amir says
00:20:33c'est fini the game is over no butcher's right brockhardt has seen us so we can't leave virus
00:20:41what virus look i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about now all we've got to do
00:20:47is seal of ventilation every exit point tighter than a boy scout's asshole a jamboree
00:20:53no no no it's not possible
00:20:58maybe
00:21:02yo
00:21:05is that motherfucker holding his breath
00:21:07uh-huh his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours like a blue whale
00:21:14if he won't breathe how do we get the virus in him
00:21:17well he ain't our first whale is he you lot sort this i'll fetch the virus
00:21:23can make how you're with me
00:21:30oh you two leave it out would you
00:21:33fucking work in here
00:21:37hey
00:21:37coming with you
00:21:40what for
00:21:41i don't trust you
00:21:42hmm
00:21:44yeah
00:21:46suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01where's more
00:22:02he just disappears every afternoon won't say where he's going won't say shit
00:22:06he's on method
00:22:08meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing
00:22:12we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can invoke the insurrection
00:22:17act if we need to deploy the military
00:22:19mr president good idea what qualifies someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlighter
00:22:26anti-homelander content honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what fifty two
00:22:32thousand data points on every user we truly live in an age of wonder but we are going to need
00:22:40to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all love it it's just that after we've paid for
00:22:45vaults military contracts all those corporate tax breaks and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little dry people
00:22:53get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:59the president is thinking how insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up and
00:23:05a lot of these sympathizers are vought customers won't their arrest seat into your bottom line
00:23:10no we'll just start selling ads on vought plus wow amazing ashley you're a real che gavada
00:23:17well alrighty then let me ask the most important question
00:23:22do i got immunity
00:23:34for fuck's sake
00:23:37soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america they work for me
00:23:43everyone soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven once he is located william butcher and annie
00:23:50january
00:23:51wait wait what sir no sir i i can do this i can bring them in well like you did
00:23:55with a train
00:23:56we're going in a new direction deep competence
00:24:00oh and steve soldier boy's gonna need a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know
00:24:08treason
00:24:11consider dumb sir terrific and you know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can you
00:24:17make him a
00:24:20manhattan manhattan manhattan thanks steve of course can i get you a glass of milk sir no
00:24:31steven i'll also have a manhattan
00:24:35god damn
00:24:37since woodcut soups tea bagged the president
00:24:41since me
00:24:59okay
00:24:59okay what's next
00:25:05what is it
00:25:21what
00:25:24almost got you
00:25:26fuckers
00:25:27ha ha
00:25:29oh no
00:25:33that is that explains how he's grown
00:25:37from bashing his bishop
00:25:40gross
00:25:48now that's what i'm talking about
00:25:53oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:26:12okay
00:26:30next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my vitality collab
00:26:36velvet ember
00:26:37it doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
00:26:43we talked about this i don't have a choice they make me do this
00:26:48there we go
00:26:50today i'm going to be going for a dark hero look so we're going to be using black noir's noir
00:26:55black
00:27:23liquid eyeliner because it is the
00:27:25slow passage of time
00:27:26it's like a metaphor for life no
00:27:29it's a metaphor for my balls
00:27:37what
00:27:38what is the matter
00:27:40a starlighter cell in saint louis was raided so
00:27:44they're all gone
00:27:46just like the one in portland and sacramento and boise and
00:27:50i guess we can add a train to that list right
00:27:55you
00:27:57didn't kill them
00:27:59they chose to fight
00:28:00yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
00:28:03i told them that we were going to make it out
00:28:07fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof
00:28:12if
00:28:12if you told pt tui any of this
00:28:14no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault so i can't
00:28:22so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
00:28:26i led them to a shallow grave
00:28:32so i just get a fucking white micket fence
00:28:37and cherry pie no i can't live like that
00:28:40if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
00:28:50i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
00:28:57and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
00:29:04what the fucking shit you get up every day and you keep going
00:29:10anything else is an insult to the dead
00:29:16great let go get your chopped old man hands off of me guess who didn't make it to patrol today
00:29:21oh shits starlight oh my god you guys are terrorists
00:29:29what do we do with her same as rock hard
00:29:36you don't have a choice
00:29:40all right come on no what let me go
00:29:59you don't have a choice
00:30:04pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
00:30:08all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:11turbo rush the drink of heroes only 15 calories
00:30:17cut
00:30:17what that's a good take no please this is a mistake i am not starlighter
00:30:23only 15 calories yeah now with acai and maca roots
00:30:30that's better than that
00:30:31mom no cory go back inside please
00:30:33yo you stay back because if you ruin my shot it's on site
00:30:38okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided
00:30:42okay come on all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with acai
00:30:51and maca root that's perfect okay great okay have fun and camp
00:30:59mom all over not a chance we have to help them help them and every super than 500 miles
00:31:08will be up our ass within the hour we stayed of course mine's on a fucking job
00:31:13fuck the job
00:31:18kimi go down
00:31:44homelander
00:31:48homelander
00:31:55sage i was just um what can i do for you well that was quite a surprise today are you
00:32:04sure waking
00:32:05him was the right call yes did you tell soldier boy about the virus no i did not of course
00:32:11not
00:32:14what am i gonna say i uh uh uh yeah hey i really want you to do this job for
00:32:18me but careful
00:32:20because there's a soup killing virus out there and you may die screaming sure you would have jumped
00:32:26at that oh you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young lady
00:32:33well besides if there is a virus out there the better you take the risk than us right
00:32:40ah that's tactical exactly because for a moment i was afraid you'd only woken him because he was
00:32:45your dad
00:32:49so when he gets infected and he dies you don't know that's gonna happen when it does
00:32:53you won't go to pieces because it was tactical right right
00:33:03so
00:33:12so
00:33:13so
00:33:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking, we'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:08Huh.
00:34:09Well.
00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:27Breathe, put on.
00:34:39You got him to breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late.
00:34:46No, the connor is imparious.
00:34:48Well, the rest of the kicks will be back soon.
00:34:50Merda, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God.
00:35:07When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is gonna take a shit in
00:35:13the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:50What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Rozak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:21Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got, and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:38Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:36:51Please.
00:37:02Careful!
00:37:08Oi, fucking smart, will you?
00:37:10My night's your little glad Atrine's dead?
00:37:16No.
00:37:17I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrine did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:27And I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite out of your head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving it a cold shoulder.
00:37:45Talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just going to get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15No, man.
00:38:29You're eating the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that...?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:47It's supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
00:38:55You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than homeland as old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant arse duda?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt?
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:22Well, oldie bit of goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:48Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homeland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:57You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you.
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:17Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homeland is the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:26Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fucking die, bollockum.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:49Me, Homelander, your old crew...
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you want to know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
00:41:08What the fuck was that?
00:41:19You two fucktards, the local Supes?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy.
00:41:25What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm going to rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:46Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just...
00:42:09Huey.
00:42:10Huey.
00:42:11Huey.
00:42:13We got to move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:19Shit.
00:42:49Go!
00:42:50Go!
00:42:50Go!
00:43:14Oh, my God.
00:43:30I've got to drop the dookie.
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you.
00:43:37You're the dookie.
00:43:39Yeah!
00:43:42You!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh, my God.
00:44:18Are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:20It's good.
00:44:20It's good.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh, shit.
00:44:27Move!
00:44:34You're with me.
00:44:38Oi!
00:44:48You weak Abel.
00:44:50How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in your face.
00:45:21Not nut right now.
00:45:23Oh.
00:45:23Oh.
00:45:26Oh.
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:48No.
00:45:55Oh
00:45:57No
00:46:37Oh
00:46:38Oh
00:47:05Oh
00:47:07Well I did very oh fuck. I wish I would have seen that no you don't
00:47:16Come on let's leg it
00:47:20And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague
00:47:52Oh
00:47:52Oh
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi melt
00:48:09There is extra if you want to join it
00:48:11No thank you
00:48:12Crunchwrap supreme? Cheesy gordita crunch?
00:48:13No
00:48:14Cantina crispy chicken taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell
00:48:16Okay
00:48:17Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan
00:48:22Clearly the right call
00:48:23He's not in the building
00:48:24Thank fucking god what the fuck
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime I'd be serving two life sentences
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda
00:48:34I just execute
00:48:36That's bullshit
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here
00:48:41My angle
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffet on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
00:48:48D replacement
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word
00:48:55Nicer than I expected
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart
00:48:58She's gotta listen to reason
00:49:00Look I've been there
00:49:03Literally where you're sitting
00:49:05But that chair isn't a pedestal
00:49:07It's a chopping block
00:49:09And I can help you
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again
00:49:20You know you can't
00:49:21I can pull out the back of your skull
00:49:30Wow
00:49:31You're unbelievable Ashley
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people
00:49:37But sure let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa
00:49:41I need a minute
00:49:49From back here I see a spine
00:49:50Fucking use it
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor
00:49:54This is junior year all over again
00:49:56Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00Cause he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:02And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive
00:50:08You should have left with A train when he asked you to
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency
00:50:12That's why he's dead
00:50:13First they came for the communists
00:50:15And I did not speak out because I was not a communist
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now
00:50:19You used to love his poetry
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried
00:50:28I tried
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it
00:50:34The CIA
00:50:35The Pentagon
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them
00:50:38I'm not a leader
00:50:39I'm vice president
00:50:41You can still do some good Ashley
00:50:42We can still do some good
00:50:44Just shut up
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this
00:50:51You are better than this
00:50:53No!
00:50:55Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results
00:51:00None of you are carriers
00:51:01Humans are immune
00:51:03Oh, chance, mercido
00:51:05Oh, man
00:51:18Goddamn
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop warehouse on our 23
00:51:28Sold your cunt down
00:51:29Homelander to go
00:51:30You fucking did it
00:51:32About time
00:51:38Won't get
00:51:46Let's run away
00:51:50What?
00:51:52There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us
00:52:02You were right
00:52:05This virus
00:52:06There is no contain in it
00:52:08No stuff in it
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it
00:52:12Except
00:52:13To take you as far away from here as possible
00:52:32Mon amour
00:52:33Mon amour
00:52:34You did not see its carnage
00:52:36It's too dangerous
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone
00:52:39How innocent people are being round up
00:52:41No, Mon
00:52:42Rippepon
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends
00:52:50For the lives we've taken
00:52:51I think we have to
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going
00:53:01Yes
00:53:02Yes
00:53:07Yes
00:53:08Yes
00:53:09Yes
00:53:11Yes
00:53:11Yes
00:53:12Yes
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:28This virus is fucking brutal.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:51Thanks.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:07But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:26I'm not.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47It's time for your meds.
00:54:59He's a good boy, eh?
00:55:00Hmm.
00:55:15Whoa, hey.
00:55:16Be careful, sir.
00:55:17There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21So I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters?
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like soldier doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:41Should've been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:55:55I was swimming.
00:56:10No.
00:56:14No.
00:56:17Not you, too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:21Not you.
00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:52I get locked down, but I get up again, yeah they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:07It's in the night away, it's in the night away.
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the
00:57:24best times.
00:57:25Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy...
00:57:33I get knocked down, but I get up again, yeah they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:38I get knocked down, but I get up again, yeah they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:42I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:47I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54It's in the night way
00:57:58It's in the night way
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:04He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, extraordinary love
00:58:19I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:47Bye bye.
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