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00:02Previously on Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
00:05Look, I don't know what's going on in your personal life.
00:07She broke up with me.
00:08I know what I need to do now.
00:10You try and call her, I'll kill you.
00:12No, I'm going to buckle down and focus on my music.
00:15Are you going to start a band?
00:17I'm going to write some songs and send them to Dr. Demento.
00:20And he is a psychiatrist.
00:24He's a DJ.
00:26He plays all kinds of cool underground stuff on his show.
00:29I finished my song.
00:31Play it.
00:32It's called Do the Axolotl.
00:35I'm already confused.
00:43Did you find it?
00:44No, it ain't anywhere.
00:46Did you try giving her a different stuffed animal?
00:48She's been crying for over an hour and I never thought of that.
00:50Thank God you're here.
00:52Maybe she's crying because her mother's so mean.
00:55Don't take it out on him.
00:57Yeah, he didn't lose Wawa.
00:59So you're saying that I did?
01:01Oh no, I'm sure a stuffed monkey just got up and walked away.
01:05Is that helpful?
01:07Feels bad, don't it?
01:09Yo, let's not turn on each other.
01:12Found it in the car.
01:15Does that look like a monkey to you?
01:17Well, it's brown, it's fuzzy.
01:18She ain't going to know the difference.
01:19She'll know.
01:21She's fooled by got your nose.
01:23She ain't the brightest.
01:25She's three.
01:26Exactly.
01:26She'll cry it out tonight and in the morning she'll have forgotten all about it.
01:30Found a ring.
01:31Yep, that's mine.
01:33You said you were getting that cleaned.
01:35And now that I found it, I will.
01:43Finally fell asleep.
01:45Oh, thank God.
01:47She really loves that little monkey.
01:49I know.
01:50It's kind of sweet.
01:54I hate that stupid monkey.
01:56I hate that stupid monkey.
02:28Oh, excuse me.
02:31Where are your Beanie Babies?
02:32Sold out.
02:34Shoot.
02:34Let's try Walmart.
02:36Good luck.
02:37They're sold out everywhere.
02:38Really?
02:39People are going crazy for them.
02:40We had a fight in here the other day.
02:42What?
02:42Kids are fighting over them?
02:43No, moms.
02:44It was hot.
02:46Okay, well, do you know when you're going to get more in?
02:48Because we really need the monkey.
02:51Okay.
02:52This is not a laughing matter.
02:54Our daughter won't sleep without her.
02:55Yeah, we need that monkey.
02:57Did you say you have the monkey?
02:59No, they're sold out.
03:01If you get one, can you set it aside for me?
03:03Maybe.
03:03Whoa, whoa.
03:04Hey, we were here first.
03:05I'll give you 60 bucks.
03:07Hey, lady.
03:08Back off, okay?
03:08If there's a monkey, it's ours.
03:10Here we go.
03:17Delicious.
03:21All right, dementites and dementoids.
03:25This next one's becoming a real earworm around here.
03:29Here's Connor McAllister with Do the Axolotl.
03:43He played my song, he played my song on the radio.
03:46Who, Captain Demented?
03:48I think it's Dr. Demented.
03:50It's Dr. Demento, and he played it more than once.
03:53That's amazing.
03:54He said it was his favorite song about an amphibian from a whole year.
03:59Do you know what this means?
04:00Are you finally going to make some money?
04:02Not a dime.
04:04Then I don't know what it means.
04:07This is just the first step.
04:08You know, Weird Al got his start on Dr. Demento.
04:11You see?
04:13You know who Weird Al is?
04:15I'm assuming one of Connor's friends?
04:18He's the biggest star in novelty music.
04:21Maybe you can be Weird Connor.
04:24Maybe.
04:28Here's me and Dale in front of the St. Louis Arch, and here we are at Mount Rushmore.
04:34Looks like you had a nice trip.
04:36Yeah, but I'll tell you, making love in an RV is a young woman's game.
04:42Mom?
04:43Oh, I said making love, you prude.
04:48Oh, hey, Connie.
04:49How was your trip?
04:50Just wonderful.
04:52Oh, God.
04:52So she gets wonderful and I get making love in an RV?
04:55Sorry.
04:56We had a lot of sex.
04:59So tell me, how's my great-grandbaby?
05:02Well, that's actually why I'm here.
05:04Mary, I need your help.
05:05What's going on?
05:06You know that stuffed monkey that she loves?
05:08Well, she lost it, and now none of us can sleep.
05:11Well, I was lost.
05:12Did you look?
05:12Yes, I looked.
05:13Did you try a bite?
05:14Yes, I tried.
05:16Sorry, I slept in a couple days and I'm a little cranky.
05:18A little?
05:19Yes, a little.
05:20What can I do?
05:21Well, you sew.
05:23Do you think you could make one that looks like that?
05:26Doesn't look too hard.
05:27I'll just need to hit the fabric store.
05:29Way ahead of you.
05:33Okay.
05:34I guess I'll get right on it.
05:37Where are you going?
05:38Take a nap.
05:39Keep it down.
05:44Jim!
05:45How does she even know that I'm...
05:48Come listen to this.
05:50What?
05:52Hey, Connor, it's Chloe.
05:54I heard your song on the radio, and I just wanted to say congratulations.
05:58If you ever want to catch up sometime, give me a call.
06:01I don't believe her.
06:02What are we going to do?
06:04What can we do?
06:05We can erase it.
06:05No, we can't do that.
06:06She only wants to get back with him now that he's successful.
06:10Is successful the right word?
06:12I don't want him to get hurt again.
06:14He's a grown-up.
06:15Okay?
06:15He can make his own decisions.
06:17Maybe he won't call her.
06:19She's a woman who had sex with him.
06:20He's going to call her.
06:21Call who?
06:22No one.
06:23Chloe called.
06:24Oh.
06:26She left a message.
06:27Which you could erase, or I could erase.
06:29I'll erase it.
06:30Wait.
06:31I want to hear it.
06:33Okay.
06:37Can I have some privacy?
06:39I understand.
06:41But no.
06:43Be in the bedroom.
06:44She just wants you back because you've got a song on the radio.
06:46That ain't what she said.
06:47It's what she meant.
06:48A mother knows.
06:52Well, Mary did a great job.
06:55I know.
06:55Cece couldn't even tell the difference, and she's pretty smart.
06:58Cece, don't eat the sand.
07:00Don't eat...
07:01She's eating the sand.
07:04Where'd you find a Beanie Baby?
07:06Oh, uh, it's my great-granddaughter's.
07:09I'll give you 40 bucks for it.
07:11What?
07:12For this time?
07:1350.
07:15Oh, I-I-I couldn't.
07:17She loves it.
07:18So does my son, and the dog ate his.
07:2160?
07:23I couldn't possibly sell it for less than a hundred.
07:29Deal.
07:33Easy money.
07:36Hey, where's Wawa?
07:38I sold it to that broad over there.
07:41Are you crazy?
07:42Cece's gonna lose her mind.
07:44Just calm down.
07:44We'll get Mary to make her another one.
07:46Connie!
07:46She gave me a hundred bucks for it.
07:50Seriously?
07:50It's not even a real Beanie Baby.
07:52She don't know that.
07:54Why do you need 20 of them?
07:57Well, we were at the park with Cece, and this woman saw the one you'd made for her, and...
08:03And, as it turns out, she runs a charity for sick kids.
08:10Really sick, really sad.
08:13And she said, you know, the kids go nuts for them, but of course the real ones are so hard
08:18to find.
08:19Oh, well, of course I can make more.
08:22You said 20?
08:2420, 50.
08:2750?
08:28A lot of sick kids out there.
08:30Really sick, really sad.
08:38Thank God my mom can sew her.
08:40Cece'd still be crying.
08:42I get it.
08:43One time my dog lost his favorite squeaky toy.
08:45It was rough.
08:47Every time I tell you about my daughter, you tell me about your dog.
08:51You should be honored.
08:51I love that dog.
08:54One's a person, one's an animal.
08:57Cece eats stuff she shouldn't?
08:58Yeah.
08:59You clean up after her?
09:00Yeah.
09:01She happy to see you when you get home?
09:03Of course.
09:03There's literally no difference.
09:06Hello.
09:07Hey.
09:08Oh, what brings you by?
09:09I need some advice about a girl.
09:12Hit me.
09:13Don't talk to the married guy about girls.
09:15Talk to someone who's still in the game.
09:17Or someone who won the game.
09:19You got her pregnant.
09:20You went on an error.
09:21Anyway, Chloe called.
09:24Wow.
09:25Is this the ex?
09:26Yes.
09:27She heard my song on the radio and wants to catch up.
09:30Hmm.
09:31Nice.
09:32Not nice.
09:33She broke his heart and now she's poking around because he's got something going on.
09:36Yeah.
09:37That's why you write songs.
09:38To get girls.
09:39She's just going to use it.
09:41Exactly.
09:42Go get it, son.
09:44You weren't there last time.
09:46He was a wreck.
09:47I was.
09:48And he's just getting over her.
09:49I am.
09:50So he definitely does not want to see her again.
09:52I might.
09:57Well, I got to say, you raised a really good counterfeiter.
10:00Just think how much fun she'd been if Jesus hadn't gotten his hooks in her.
10:05Yeah.
10:05Oh, Mandy.
10:06Well, it's a good thing I got on pants.
10:09The mailman got quite a show the other day.
10:12Well, what's all this stuff?
10:14Oh, uh, it's for charity.
10:17Sick kids.
10:20That don't sound right.
10:22What do you mean?
10:23Come on.
10:24What's the angle?
10:25There's no angle.
10:26I'm just trying to give back.
10:30That's a load of BS.
10:32Aw, he really gets you.
10:35Fine.
10:35They're counterfeits.
10:36We're selling them for a bundle to desperate mothers.
10:39You see, that's why we got our lawyer's number on the fridge.
10:50Hello.
10:51Hey.
10:52Sorry I'm late.
10:53It's okay.
10:54I actually got here early, but then thought too early might seem weird, so I took a walk
10:58around the block, then ran into a guy I went to high school with.
11:01He was always really mean to me, but he acted like we were old friends, which was confusing,
11:05but I played along.
11:06Anyway, here I am.
11:08It's nice to see you.
11:10You too.
11:12I wasn't sure you'd call me back.
11:14I wasn't sure either.
11:16I kind of figured your family might hate me.
11:19They do.
11:20Big time.
11:22Do you?
11:24I did.
11:25I probably should, but I don't.
11:32Kind of awkward, isn't it?
11:34Even for me, and that's saying something.
11:38So, what do we talk about?
11:41I heard your song.
11:43So good.
11:44Thanks.
11:45I had to look up what an axolotl is.
11:48You know what they say.
11:49Every good song requires homework.
11:52So, why'd you write about that?
11:54They can regrow their hearts.
11:57That's interesting.
11:58Because I had mine torn out, stomped on, and smashed into the dirt.
12:04Sorry.
12:07Hey, it's awkward again.
12:16Looking for Beanie Babies?
12:18This is the third store I've been to.
12:20They're hard to come by.
12:21Unless you know somebody.
12:26One for $60, two for $100.
12:28That's outrageous.
12:30Are those Beanie Babies?
12:31They sure are.
12:32Well, how much?
12:33Oh, I don't care.
12:34I'll take them all.
12:34Oh, hang on.
12:35Hang on.
12:35I want one.
12:37You said $60.
12:38Sorry, lady.
12:39Price just went up.
12:44Look what I got for Cece.
12:47Oh, that is so sweet.
12:49But she already has this one.
12:52Shoot.
12:52I'll buy it from you.
12:54Oh, you don't have to do that.
12:56We'll just keep it as backup.
12:57Please, my kid's begging for one.
13:00Oh.
13:01What do you think?
13:03Well, it does seem like the Christian thing to do.
13:07Amen.
13:09$100.
13:13Thanks so much.
13:14Tell your friends.
13:16What are you doing?
13:18I'm counting.
13:18Yes, I don't do nothing.
13:19We don't count in public.
13:21How much we got?
13:22A lot.
13:25I heard you were selling Beanie Babies.
13:27Yeah, we got a few left.
13:29It's going to be one lucky kid.
13:30They're not just for kids.
13:33A lot of adults collect them.
13:35It is not weird.
13:37No, but he said it was weird.
13:39Tell that to my mother.
13:40You're never going to get a man with a bedroom full of dolls.
13:44A whole room.
13:46Sounds cool to me.
13:47So, how many would you like?
13:51Hang on.
13:52Where's the tag?
13:54What do you mean?
13:54All Beanie Babies have a heart-shaped tag.
13:58This is fake.
14:00Just keep your voice standing.
14:01You can have it for free.
14:02Don't insult me.
14:03Like I would put this in my room.
14:11Oh, hi.
14:14Hey.
14:15You remember Chloe?
14:17I sure do.
14:18Hi, Mr. McAllister.
14:20We're going to go up to my room and play music.
14:23Well, have fun.
14:25Be safe.
14:26Dad!
14:27Roll the dice.
14:28What do you want me to say?
14:33Look, don't freak out, but...
14:35You brought her home.
14:36What?
14:37They just went up to his room to play music.
14:39That's how it started last time.
14:41Then the music stopped and he got his heart broken.
14:44He's a grown man, Audrey.
14:45What do you want me to do?
14:46That grown man is still my precious baby boy.
14:49You wonder why he's weird?
15:09We sound good.
15:12We sound good.
15:12We do.
15:16I missed this.
15:20Me too.
15:25Don't.
15:27I'm sorry.
15:28I thought we were having fun.
15:30We are.
15:33It's just...
15:35What?
15:38You really hurt me.
15:42I know.
15:43I'm sorry.
15:46You think maybe we could try again?
15:54Someone has to go check on them.
15:56Go ahead.
15:57You're the scary one.
16:00You think I'm the scary one?
16:05Hey.
16:06Georgie.
16:08Of the two of us,
16:10which one are you more scared of?
16:15I guess I'll say him,
16:16but that's just because you terrify me.
16:20Hello.
16:21Oh, hi, honey.
16:25So, how's it going up there?
16:27She left.
16:28For now, for good,
16:29I need more information.
16:32She wanted to get back together,
16:34but I told her no.
16:35Oh, thank God.
16:38Good for you, son.
16:40At first, I thought she'd be the only girl
16:42who ever liked me.
16:43Oh, that ain't true.
16:45I know.
16:45Because if one song on the radio got her back,
16:48there's no telling how many girls I can get.
16:51Damn straight, bubba.
16:52Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
16:53Do you make some love?
17:01Oh, excuse me.
17:02You dropped this.
17:03Thank you so much.
17:05I recognize that monkey.
17:08Oh.
17:10How is your little guy feeling?
17:13Fine.
17:15Praise the Lord.
17:18Although I like to think
17:19I had a little hand in it.
17:24You should have seen him.
17:26He was so happy,
17:27you would never even know he was sick.
17:29Sounds like a miracle.
17:33Doesn't it feel good
17:34knowing you're making a difference?
17:36I just wish we could do more.
17:38Well, stop now
17:39before you regret
17:40doing too much good.
17:42There's no such thing
17:43as too much good.
17:44I agree.
17:45We need to find ways
17:47to ramp this up.
17:48What are you thinking?
17:51What if
17:52we included
17:53all the kids
17:54from Sunday school
17:55like a little assembly line?
17:57Kids helping kids.
17:59I love it.
18:01I am going to call
18:02Pastor Jeff right now.
18:03Do you mind if I use your phone?
18:04Go for it.
18:09So now you're turning
18:10Sunday school
18:11into a sweatshop.
18:13They're little.
18:14They don't sweat much.
18:22When it comes to marriage,
18:23wise words
18:24from Georgie Cooper.
18:25Supporting my wife
18:26is more important
18:27than running
18:27a successful business
18:28or food
18:29or shoes
18:30for our baby girl.
18:31Thanks again.
18:32New Georgie and Mandy's
18:33first marriage.
18:34CBS Next Thursday.
18:37Oh joy,
18:38a new episode
18:39of Ghosts is here.
18:40CBS Next
18:40and streaming
18:41on Paramount+.
18:46We'll see you next time.
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