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04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard. Eh, whatever.
04:58But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:14Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:19Alright, fine. Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:22I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:29Drink up.
05:33Now that's what I call my kids.
05:35Already drinking in style, you two are going places.
05:38Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little furballs now.
05:44What the hell? I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:48So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:53Who's dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:56Hey, easy now. I won't bite.
05:59Wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:03Could it be him?
06:06Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:14Mommy, hug.
06:18You two? We're the puppies?
06:20How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:22And they're already big and can talk.
06:23What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:25Mommy!
06:27Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:30Feels just like regular kids.
06:33Mommy, hug.
06:35Okay, okay. Mommy's good babies.
06:39Puppy kids, whatever.
06:41You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:45Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:47This might just last them one day.
06:50What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything.
06:55You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt.
07:00Don't try anything cute.
07:02I, I get it.
07:10Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us.
07:15We gotta get her a gift.
07:17I think I smell Dad.
07:48Hello?
07:50Hello?
07:52Hello?
08:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights,
08:27and you, you just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:30I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:39Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:42What?
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:49Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:54We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:10The Presidential Seal?
09:11The Nuclear Button Briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh, no.
09:35Oh, no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code Red.
09:39Lock it in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:42Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:47we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maids orders.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:09Leah Cole,
10:09why are my Presidential Seal
10:11and the Nuclear Bolton Briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President,
10:15I...
10:15I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning,
10:19and when I got back,
10:20these things were just...
10:21here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:26so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off,
10:28or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote.
10:32Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:37you little lying bitch!
10:38Just tell the truth already!
10:39Ma'am, look at me!
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive!
10:44Mr. President,
10:46don't forget,
10:46this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught,
10:50she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the Presidential Seal
10:56and the Nuclear Button Briefcase
10:57to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me,
11:00who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear,
11:05I didn't!
11:06Mr. President,
11:07this woman is too calculating.
11:08Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage
11:13and throw her in prison right now!
11:15No, I'm not a spy!
11:17I swear!
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there now!
11:31That's the president!
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shoe cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:47You didn't clean properly,
11:49so you attracted these strays!
11:50Someone!
11:51Kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:53No!
11:56No!
11:58No!
11:59No!
11:59No!
11:59No!
12:01No!
12:01I felt bad for them,
12:02so I've been hiding them here.
12:03They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom
12:06trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please,
12:08don't hurt them.
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet,
12:11and they won't chew up your shoes!
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:18but she's raising them like dogs.
12:20And weird thing is,
12:21holding this little guy
12:22gives me a strange feeling
12:23like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well,
12:31duh!
12:31They're my kids.
12:32Of course I like them.
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them.
12:37I swear they won't bite,
12:39won't make a mess,
12:39I'll even put diapers on them
12:41if I have to.
12:44Too bad they're just
12:45regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you,
12:53Mr. President.
13:04We're finally gone.
13:06You two little rascals
13:08best behave from now on.
13:09If you pull something like that again,
13:12I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:14You can be her little hand warmers.
13:19Mr. President,
13:30I checked it out.
13:31Not so strays.
13:32The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from,
13:35that I couldn't trace.
13:37No way she secretly had two puppies
13:39while she was in the hospital.
13:41So why lie?
13:43I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:45That was...
13:46That was a massive,
13:47toxic,
13:48waist-level crap.
13:49One whiff,
13:50and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor
13:57who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow,
14:14I've never seen a dog
14:15as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President,
14:25she was the one
14:26on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me,
14:29what did you see
14:30when that woman gave birth?
14:33I...
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:37Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay,
14:40I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then...
14:48I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's...
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal
15:02and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be
15:04a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts
15:11out of the White House today.
15:20Quick!
15:21Hide!
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those...
15:30Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole.
15:35This is the White House.
15:37Not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The president said I could keep them.
15:43The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers
15:45some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:50I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop!
16:00The president said
16:01I could keep them.
16:02You can't...
16:03Out of my way!
16:10You think I don't know
16:11what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl
16:13with two dogs
16:14so the president
16:15takes notice of you?
16:16Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit
16:19to tie his shoes.
16:21There, you little bastard dog!
16:25Grab them.
16:28Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:51You forgot what you promised
16:53Mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else
17:00or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay, Mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:15Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:18Mommy.
17:23Mia Cole, have you lost your mind
17:25wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think
17:28two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby
17:31so you're raising mutts
17:33as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away
17:36every shred of dignity
17:37just to be first lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you
17:46watch these little beasts die.
17:48Throw these stray dogs
17:49in the cage
17:49and kill them!
17:59Babies.
18:00Don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:04Hit her too!
18:05Feed her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:31Mr. President.
18:33Mr. President, what brings you here?
18:35This place is beneath you.
18:36Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:37I made it clear she's allowed
18:38to keep these two here.
18:39Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:43I was worried about rabies.
18:44What if they pose a risk to you?
18:45I was just going to have them
18:46checked out and bring them back.
18:50She's...
18:51She's lying.
18:51She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:53Sorry I'm late.
19:03These two are cleaner
19:03than the bottom of your shoes.
19:24Oh my God.
19:26The President?
19:27The President is holding me?
19:29What kind of script is this?
19:31He saved me?
19:33And he's being...
19:34gentle?
19:35Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:39Olivia, since you care so much
19:40about the pets running around
19:41the White House,
19:42security's looking for someone
19:43to walk the dogs.
19:44You'd be perfect.
19:45Mr. President,
19:46I just didn't think it through.
19:48But I was only worried
19:49about your safety.
19:50You too.
19:51Are you here to protect me
19:52or are you Olivia's
19:53personal bodyguards?
19:54Mr. President, we...
19:55If you can't figure out
19:56who signs your checks,
19:57I'll send you somewhere
19:57you'll learn fast.
19:59They're short on people
20:00in the Middle East.
20:01You leave tomorrow.
20:02See what a real field
20:03assignment looks like.
20:04Mr. President,
20:05we're sorry.
20:06Please, give us another chance.
20:08Mr. President,
20:09this young lady has extensive
20:10bruising and contusions
20:11on her back.
20:12I've already disinfected the area,
20:13just needs oint applied regularly.
20:15I'll do it.
20:22Um, maybe I should just
20:23do it myself?
20:24I mean, your hands are
20:25for signing treaties,
20:26not for...
20:28Oh my God!
20:29The President just touched me!
20:30Why is he being so nice to me?
20:32We've only known each other
20:33for a few days.
20:34Is he...
20:34Is he up to something?
20:41I promise you,
20:43what happened today
20:44will never happen again.
20:45Thank you for seeing me,
20:46Mr. President.
20:49Come in!
20:51Mr. President,
20:52about what happened today,
20:54it was my mistake.
20:55I hope you can forgive me.
20:57Olivia,
20:57I've never doubted your work.
20:59But you need to understand,
21:01my personal life
21:02is none of your business.
21:05Yes, sir.
21:06From today on,
21:07Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
21:09Move her into the room next to mine.
21:11What?
21:12And one more thing.
21:14The White House Correspondents' Dinner
21:16is the day after tomorrow.
21:17Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
21:18We're making it official.
21:19Girlfriend?
21:20Girlfriend?
21:22Mr. President?
21:23This...
21:23This isn't right.
21:24I'm just a cleaner.
21:26I...
21:27No one deserves it more than you.
21:29What is wrong with this man?
21:31Did someone drug him?
21:32I mean,
21:33okay,
21:33he's hot
21:34and the body's not bad,
21:35but this is too fast.
21:36I am not ready for this.
21:37Mr. President,
21:38every major media outlet
21:39will be at that dinner.
21:40Announcing a surrogate
21:41as your girlfriend
21:41out of nowhere
21:42is reckless.
21:43If they dig into her background,
21:44your reputation...
21:45Then this is a test
21:45of your public relations skills,
21:47Olivia.
21:47I'm sure you'll do a great job
21:48at the dinner party.
21:52Too bad he doesn't know.
21:53These two little ones
21:54are his own flesh and blood.
21:56Only these two pups
21:57are truly mine.
21:59None of those women
22:00bore my seed,
22:01but no one can know
22:02I'm a werewolf.
22:03Their real identity
22:04has to stay hidden for now.
22:13Miss Cole,
22:14this is your room.
22:15If you need anything,
22:16just call me.
22:23Okay,
22:24come out, babies.
22:36Kids?
22:38You're sure the maid
22:38heard right?
22:39Positive.
22:40Two kids,
22:41four or five years old,
22:42called her mommy.
22:43Ah,
22:44got it.
22:44This bitch makes a living
22:45by spreading her legs
22:46for surrogacy.
22:47Those brats are probably
22:48leftovers from some job.
22:50Baby data ran off.
22:50No one wanted them,
22:51so she got stuck with them.
22:52Then we should tell the president.
22:53Let him know she's got
22:54two kids in tow.
22:55He'll dump her for sure.
22:56That's too easy for her.
22:58Tomorrow is the White House
22:59correspondent's dinner.
23:00Every media outlet
23:01in the country will be there.
23:02I'm gonna destroy her
23:03in front of everyone.
23:05She'll crawl out
23:06out of the White House
23:06in shame.
23:09Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
23:10You two stay here,
23:12sleep tight,
23:13and no sneaking out.
23:14Got it?
23:15Got it, mommy.
23:17Bye-bye, mommy.
23:24Mr. President,
23:25we hear you're announcing
23:26something big tonight.
23:28Any hints?
23:29You'll know soon enough.
23:40Who is she?
23:41I don't remember any first lady
23:42looking that young and gorgeous.
23:44Maybe some European princess?
23:45She's got that kind of vibe.
23:47Whoever she is,
23:48tomorrow's front page is locked.
24:03You look stunning tonight.
24:05Shall we dance?
24:09Mr. President,
24:11I don't know how.
24:12Just follow my lead.
24:19The president is
24:21dancing with her?
24:22This is huge.
24:32No, no, no.
24:33Snap out of it, Leah.
24:34He's the president.
24:35Half the women in America
24:36would could kill to marry him.
24:38What makes you think
24:38a small town janitor
24:40even stands a chance?
24:41Get a grip.
24:44Allow me to introduce
24:45my girlfriend,
24:46Leah Cole.
24:52He actually said it.
24:57Mr. President,
24:58what's Miss Cole's background?
25:00How long have you two
25:01been together?
25:01How did you meet?
25:05Don't be afraid.
25:08My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
25:09No noble background,
25:10no complicated past.
25:11She's clean.
25:12She's simple.
25:12I don't want my position
25:13to affect our relationship.
25:14I'm counting on all of you.
25:16Please, leave her alone.
25:20Miss Cole,
25:21do you feel pressure
25:21being the president's girlfriend?
25:25I...
25:25How many boyfriends
25:26have you had before?
25:28I've never dated anyone.
25:30So that means
25:31the president
25:32is your first love.
25:38Sorry to interrupt you,
25:39Mr. President,
25:40but there are two children
25:41at the door.
25:42They say they're looking
25:43for their mother.
25:43I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:45because the person
25:45they're looking for,
25:46I didn't dare stop them.
25:49My babies.
25:52My babies.
25:52My babies.
25:54My babies.
25:55Gracias.
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