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[EngSub] Oops... I Had the President's Wolf Babies
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00:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:31Mr. President
00:37Eyes on me
00:44Take your clothes off
00:51Three years by his side
00:53Taking down his enemies
00:55Handling the press
00:56I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:00The first one to bear my heir
01:02Becomes the first lady
01:15Not long after
01:16The other women in the surrogacy program
01:18Started getting pregnant one by one
01:20I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:23Once I have this baby
01:24I'll take the money and go
01:26First lady?
01:27Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:29Nurse?
01:30Doctor?
01:30Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32It's a boy
01:33Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:36The second the president saw the kid
01:37He had her and the baby kicked out
01:39Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:41Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:44I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:47But then, one by one, the other women had their babies
01:49The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:52Every last one of them got kicked out
01:54Take your bastard and get lost
01:55Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:57I swear I can give you a child
01:58Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:03Come on, push!
02:04Give it everything!
02:05Baby's almost here!
02:13One last push, come on, you can do it!
02:16The baby's here!
02:17A healthy baby!
02:20Oh, monster!
02:21Monster! Monster!
02:25What's wrong?
02:29What the hell?
02:30I just gave birth to...
02:32Dog pups?
02:34How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:36Oh no, this is bad
02:38The president won't even need a test
02:40No!
02:41Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:43I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45And the money?
02:46Gone
02:50What's going on here?
02:59What should I do?
03:00What should I do?
03:08What should I do?
03:09Where's my baby?
03:15Tell me, where is my child?
03:17Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:19I let you down
03:21Sorry for what?
03:22I lied, I...
03:25I wasn't pregnant
03:26That wasn't a baby coming out
03:28That was...
03:28That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap
03:32One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36A fake pregnancy?
03:38So you mean my whole medical team
03:39can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:41That's because I was so desperate
03:43to get pregnant with your baby
03:44I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:46and it made me look pregnant
03:47Today I just ate too much
03:49and had to go
03:53What was that sound?
04:01Mr. President, you should stay back
04:03I just went
04:04It's pretty rank
04:05So I skipped a budget hearing
04:07and a National Security Council meeting
04:09and waited two hours here
04:11just for you to take a crap?
04:13Mr. President
04:14I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:17Just give me more time
04:18I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:21I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:24But what about the surrogacy money?
04:26After playing me like this
04:28You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:29until you've paid off your debt
04:31What?
04:35No money
04:36And now I'm stuck working for free
04:38What a joke
04:39You two little troublemakers
04:41You totally screwed me
04:42If it weren't for you
04:44Who knows?
04:44Maybe I'd be First Lady now
04:52Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog
04:54I've ever heard
04:54Eh, whatever
04:55But hey, you're mine, right?
05:00You guys hungry?
05:12Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:17Alright, fine
05:18Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:20I guess that's just what happens
05:21when you're their mom
05:27Drink up
05:31Now that's what I call my kids
05:32Already drinking in style
05:34You two are going places
05:36Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:38is riding on you little furballs now
05:42What the hell?
05:43I mean, I was definitely implanted
05:45with the president's sperm
05:46So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:51Whose dog is this?
05:53You hurt?
05:54Hey, easy now
05:55I won't bite
05:56Wow, I've never seen a dog
05:58as big as you before
06:01Could it be...
06:03him?
06:04Nah, I'm definitely going crazy
06:12Mommy, hug
06:15You two?
06:17We're the puppies?
06:18How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:20And they're already big and can talk
06:21What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:23Mommy!
06:25Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:28Feels just like regular kids
06:31Mommy, hug
06:33Okay, okay
06:35Mommy's good babies
06:37Puppy kids, whatever
06:38You're mine and that's all that matters
06:43Those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45This might just last them one day
06:48What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:51I just don't want to waste anything
06:52You're always talking about saving food
06:54so I'm supporting you
06:56Just focus on paying off your debt
06:57Don't try anything cute
07:00I get it
07:08Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:11Mom worked so hard for us
07:12We gotta get her a gift
07:15I think I smell...
07:16Dad!
07:17I don't care it
07:18I think I need to take care of it
07:25I think I'm going to keep in mind
07:26I think we're always talking about it
07:26Well work so hard for him
07:31What is It
07:31What do you think about that?
07:46¡Suscríbete al canal!
08:10With a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick qualified? What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:26You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:31Remember your place, janitor.
08:33Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:43Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:47Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:53A present?
08:54What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:03Mommy!
09:05Here, take this.
09:08The Presidential Seal?
09:09The Nuclear Button Briefcase?
09:12No, no!
09:15Oh, jeez!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:29This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:31You should wear it.
09:32Oh no, oh no.
09:34We are so screwed.
09:36Code Red, lock it in the White House.
09:39Search every room.
09:40Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh my God.
09:42If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:45we're done for.
09:47Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:50This is the last one the maids orders.
09:52Open the door.
09:59There they are!
10:00Right here!
10:03Oh my God.
10:04Caught red-handed.
10:05I'm definitely going to jail.
10:07Leah Cole,
10:07wire my Presidential Seal
10:08and the Nuclear Bolton Briefcase in your room.
10:12Mr. President,
10:13I...
10:13I don't know anything.
10:15I went to work early this morning,
10:17and when I got back,
10:18these things were just...
10:19here.
10:20It must be the real thief.
10:22They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:24so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off,
10:26or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:29Your room is so remote.
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:35you little lying bitch!
10:36Just tell the truth already!
10:37Ma'am, look at me!
10:38I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:40Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motive!
10:42Mr. President,
10:43don't forget,
10:44this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:47When she got caught,
10:48she held a grudge.
10:49I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:52That's why she stole the Presidential Seal
10:54and the Nuclear Button Briefcase
10:55to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me,
10:58who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:02I swear,
11:03I didn't!
11:04Mr. President,
11:05this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:09I think we should charge her with espionage
11:10and throw her in prison
11:12right now!
11:13No, I'm not a spy!
11:15I swear!
11:15Then let's do it in your way.
11:24Oh my god.
11:27Get down from there now!
11:29That's the president!
11:30Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:44You dirty bitch!
11:45You didn't clean properly,
11:46so you attracted these strays!
11:48Someone!
11:49Kill these animals!
11:50Throw them in the trash!
11:51No!
11:51No!
11:53No!
11:56No!
11:57No!
11:57No!
11:57No!
11:57No!
11:59No!
11:59I felt bad for them,
12:00so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:03I'm just a single mom
12:04trying to raise two little ones.
12:05It's hard enough.
12:06Please, don't hurt them.
12:07I swear I'll train them to use the toilet,
12:09and they won't chew up your shoes!
12:13Mr. President!
12:14These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:16but she's raising them like dogs.
12:17And weird thing is,
12:19holding this little guy
12:20gives me a strange feeling
12:21like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:24You really like them, huh?
12:28Well, duh!
12:29They're my kids.
12:30Of course I like them.
12:32Yes!
12:32They're adorable!
12:34Please, just let me keep them.
12:35I swear they won't bite,
12:37won't make a mess.
12:37I'll even put diapers on them
12:39if I have to.
12:42Too bad they're just
12:43regular wolf pups.
12:45Wish they were werewolves.
12:47This ends here.
12:48No one speaks of this.
12:50Thank you, Mr. President.
12:53Thank you, Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals
13:06best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something like that again,
13:10I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little hand warmers.
13:17Mr. President,
13:28I checked it out.
13:29Not so strange.
13:30The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:31But where they actually came from,
13:33that I couldn't trace.
13:35No way she secretly had two puppies
13:37while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:42That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:44That was a massive,
13:45toxic, waist-level crap.
13:47One whiff,
13:48and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:54Find the doctor
13:55who delivered her baby.
13:57Yes, sir.
14:08Hey, easy now.
14:10I won't bite.
14:11But wow,
14:12I've never seen a dog
14:13as big as you before.
14:17What is that woman hiding?
14:22Mr. President,
14:23she was the one
14:24on delivery duty that day.
14:26Tell me,
14:27what did you see
14:28when that woman gave birth?
14:31I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth.
14:37Okay, okay.
14:37I'll talk.
14:38I saw that she didn't
14:39give birth to a baby.
14:41She gave birth of
14:42two puppies.
14:44And then
14:46I passed out from shock.
14:48You're saying
14:48she gave birth to two wolf pups?
14:51Yes, I swear.
14:52Every word is true.
14:53I've never seen a woman
14:54give birth to puppies before.
14:56So that's it.
14:57Yesterday was so weird.
14:59Stealing the presidential seal
15:00and the nuclear button briefcase
15:01is supposed to be
15:02a one-way ticket to prison.
15:03But he totally let me off.
15:04And he even touched my pups.
15:06Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready.
15:08I'm getting those mutts
15:09out of the White House today.
15:18Quick!
15:19Hide!
15:25What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:27Those...
15:28Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:30Feeding dogs?
15:31With people's dishes?
15:32Leah Cole.
15:33This is the White House.
15:35Not your trailer park.
15:36Now hand over those mutts.
15:38The president said
15:39I could keep them.
15:40The president runs a country.
15:42You think he remembers
15:43some low-life stray dogs?
15:46Search the place.
15:47Find those little beasts.
15:48I'm throwing them out myself.
16:07You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:10Playing the poor girl with two dogs
16:12so the president takes notice of you?
16:14Let me tell you something.
16:16You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:19There you little bastards are!
16:23Grab them.
16:26Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:29Kill them!
16:30Do it now!
16:33No!
16:35Hit her.
16:48Don't move.
16:49You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:54Promise me.
16:56Never shift in front of anyone else
16:58or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:01Okay, Mommy.
17:06What are you waiting for?
17:07Pull those little beasts out!
17:10No!
17:11Don't hurt my kids!
17:13Kids?
17:14What kids?
17:21Leah Cole,
17:22have you lost your mind
17:23wanting to be first ladies so bad
17:25that you actually think
17:26two stray dogs are your kids?
17:28You can't have a real baby
17:29so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:32You're disgusting!
17:33You'd throw away every shred of dignity
17:35just to be first lady?
17:38You scheming little bitch.
17:40I'm not letting you stick around.
17:43I'm gonna make you watch
17:44these little beasts die.
17:46Throw these stray dogs in the cage
17:47and kill them!
17:57Babies,
17:58don't be scared.
18:00Mommy's here.
18:01What are you waiting for?
18:02Hit her too!
18:03Feed her until she stops moving!
18:17I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:29Mr. President.
18:31Mr. President,
18:32what brings you here?
18:33This place is beneath you.
18:34Olivia,
18:34you've got some nerve.
18:35I made it clear
18:36she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:37Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:39Mr. President,
18:40you misunderstand.
18:41I was worried about rabies.
18:42What if they pose a risk to you?
18:43I was just going to have them checked out
18:45and bring them back.
18:48She's lying.
18:49She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:51Sorry I'm late.
19:01These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:22Oh my God.
19:24The President?
19:25The President is holding me?
19:27What kind of script is this?
19:29He saved me?
19:31And he's being...
19:32gentle?
19:33Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:37Olivia,
19:37since you care so much
19:38about the pets running around the White House,
19:40security's looking for someone
19:41to walk the dogs.
19:42You'd be perfect.
19:43Mr. President,
19:44I just didn't think it through.
19:45But I was only worried about your safety.
19:48You too.
19:48Are you here to protect me
19:50or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:52Mr. President,
19:53we...
19:53if you can't figure out
19:54who signs your checks,
19:55I'll send you somewhere
19:55you'll learn fast.
19:56They're short on people
19:58in the Middle East.
19:59You leave tomorrow.
20:00See what a real field assignment
20:01looks like.
20:02Mr. President,
20:03we're sorry.
20:04Please,
20:04give us another chance.
20:06Mr. President,
20:07this young lady has extensive bruising
20:08and contusions on her back.
20:10I've already disinfected the area.
20:11Just needs oint applied regularly.
20:13I'll do it.
20:19Um,
20:20maybe I should just do it myself.
20:22I mean,
20:23your hands are for signing treaties,
20:24not for...
20:26Oh my God!
20:27The President just touched me!
20:28Why is he being so nice to me?
20:30We've only known each other
20:31for a few days.
20:32Is he...
20:32Is he up to something?
20:39I promise you,
20:41what happened today
20:42will never happen again.
20:43Thank you for seeing me,
20:44Mr. President.
20:47Come in.
20:49Mr. President,
20:50about what happened today,
20:52it was my mistake.
20:53I hope you can forgive me.
20:55Olivia,
20:55I've never doubted your work.
20:57But you need to understand,
20:59my personal life
21:00is none of your business.
21:03Yes, sir.
21:04From today on,
21:05Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
21:07Move her into the room next to mine.
21:09What?
21:10And one more thing.
21:12The White House Correspondents' Dinner
21:14is the day after tomorrow.
21:15Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
21:16We're making it official.
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Girlfriend?
21:19Mr. President?
21:21This...
21:21This isn't right.
21:22I'm just a cleaner.
21:24I...
21:25No one deserves it more than you.
21:27What is wrong with this man?
21:29Did someone drug him?
21:30I mean,
21:31okay,
21:31he's hot
21:32and the body's not bad,
21:32but this is too fast.
21:33I am not ready for this.
21:35Mr. President,
21:35every major media outlet
21:37will be at that dinner.
21:38Announcing a surrogate
21:38as your girlfriend
21:39out of nowhere
21:40is reckless.
21:41If they dig into her background,
21:42your reputation...
21:43Then this is a test
21:43of your public relations skills,
21:45Olivia.
21:45I'm sure you'll do a great job
21:46with the dinner party.
21:50Too bad he doesn't know.
21:51These two little ones
21:52are his own flesh and blood.
21:54Only these two pups
21:55are truly mine.
21:57None of those women
21:58bore my seed,
21:59but no one can know
22:00I'm a werewolf.
22:01Their real identity
22:02has to stay hidden for now.
22:11Miss Cole,
22:12this is your room.
22:13If you need anything,
22:13just call me.
22:21Okay, come out, babies.
22:26Mommy!
22:30My good babies.
22:35Kids?
22:35You're sure the maid heard right?
22:37Positive.
22:38Two kids,
22:38four or five years old,
22:39called her mommy.
22:40Oh, got it.
22:42This bitch makes a living
22:43by spreading her legs
22:44for surrogacy.
22:45Those brats are probably
22:46leftovers from some job.
22:47Baby data ran off.
22:48No one wanted them,
22:49so she got stuck with them.
22:50Then we should tell the president.
22:51Let him know she's got
22:52two kids in tow.
22:53He'll dump her for sure.
22:54That's too easy for her.
22:56Tomorrow is the White House
22:57correspondent's dinner.
22:58Every media outlet
22:59in the country will be there.
23:00I'm going to destroy her
23:01in front of everyone.
23:03She'll crawl out
23:04out of the White House
23:04in shame.
23:06Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
23:08You two stay here,
23:10sleep tight,
23:11and no sneaking out.
23:12Got it?
23:13Got it, Mommy.
23:15Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:22Mr. President,
23:23we hear you're announcing
23:24something big tonight.
23:26Any hints?
23:27You'll know soon enough.
23:38Who is she?
23:39I don't remember
23:40any first lady
23:40looking that young and gorgeous.
23:42Maybe some European princess?
23:43She's got that kind of vibe.
23:45Whoever she is,
23:46tomorrow's front page is locked.
24:01You look stunning tonight.
24:03Shall we dance?
24:07Mr. President,
24:09I don't know how.
24:10Just follow my lead.
24:17The President is
24:19dancing with her?
24:20This is huge.
24:30No, no, no.
24:31Snap out of it, Leah.
24:32He's the President.
24:33Half the women in America
24:34would could kill to marry him.
24:36What makes you think
24:36a small-town janitor
24:38even stands a chance?
24:39Get a grip.
24:42Allow me to introduce
24:43my girlfriend,
24:44Leah Cole.
24:50He actually said it.
24:55Mr. President,
24:56what's Miss Cole's background?
24:58How long have you two
24:59been together?
24:59How did you meet?
25:03Don't be afraid.
25:06My girlfriend is
25:07an ordinary girl.
25:07No noble background,
25:08no complicated past.
25:09She's clean.
25:10She's simple.
25:10I don't want my position
25:11to affect our relationship.
25:12I'm counting on all of you.
25:14Please, leave her alone.
25:18Miss Cole,
25:19do you feel pressure
25:19being the President's girlfriend?
25:23I...
25:23How many boyfriends
25:24have you had before?
25:26I've never dated anyone.
25:28So that means
25:29the President
25:30is your first love.
25:36Sorry to interrupt you,
25:37Mr. President,
25:38but there are two children
25:39at the door.
25:40They say they're looking
25:40for their mother.
25:41I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:43because the person
25:43they're looking for,
25:44I didn't dare stop them.
25:47My babies.
25:49My babies.
25:49My babies.
25:50My babies.
25:50My babies.
25:51My babies.
25:52Gracias.
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