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01:30Oh God, I don't want to go back to work.
01:32You and Mars aren't going to have too much fun without me, are you?
01:34My maternity leave is going to be spent watching a window like Bravo,
01:38learning the choreography.
01:44I don't like that one bit.
01:50Stroll's over.
01:56Are you sure that house is empty?
01:58Yeah, right.
03:22Wait!
03:26Stop!
03:27Stop!
03:28Don't leave me with these diapers!
03:37I forgot.
03:40Nice to see you.
03:41Back on Asheville Place.
03:45Why you don't...
03:46You don't remember me?
03:50Sorry.
03:51Never been good at remembering faces.
03:53That's alright.
03:54Yeah, I always liked this street.
03:56You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs?
03:59Uh...
04:00There's only one way out!
04:03Have a great day, Robert.
04:07Okay.
04:08Bye now.
04:23You're okay?
04:25The things I'll do for you.
04:30There's a woman here.
04:42Do you want me to stay?
04:44I can call Nina and tell her I need another week.
04:47What are we watching?
04:49How long has that house been empty?
04:5120 years.
04:52Give or take.
04:54You don't think that's weird?
04:56Not really.
04:57I'm sure they've got a good reason for hanging on to it.
04:58So there's a they.
04:59Who's the they?
05:00You know.
05:01Whoever owns it.
05:02Okay, Shrug Knight.
05:04So you never thought about it?
05:05What?
05:06No, not really.
05:07Whatever.
05:08I know you gotta get to work.
05:09Veen and I are catching the same train.
05:11The train pooling, he's calling it.
05:12But say the word and I'll stay.
05:13No, no, no.
05:14Gotta rip the band-aid off some way, somehow.
05:16It'll be me, myself and I.
05:18And Miles.
05:19Together, alone for the first time.
05:20No friends or family nearby, but that's why it's good.
05:24Yeah, cause I'm...
05:25I'm not worried at all.
05:27You're giving me some very mixed signals here.
05:29I know.
05:31Get on the train.
05:32I love you so much.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:33I love you too.
05:34I love you too, little man.
05:35And you can call me anytime, okay?
05:37I'm the guy saved in your phone as White Bob with the black thumbs up emoji.
05:41And it'll never change.
05:44Try to get out of the house today.
05:55Can I help you?
05:59I'm sorry?
06:02Uh...
06:03Should he be listening to this?
06:05Uh...
06:06Well...
06:06He can't understand the words.
06:09Babies absorb these things.
06:12Right.
06:13Oh!
06:15Oh!
06:16You must be Rob Fisher's wife!
06:19Oh!
06:20I heard you were...
06:22Uh...
06:23Uh...
06:24Back...
06:24Here...
06:24To live.
06:25Love.
06:26Well...
06:26This is fabulous.
06:28I was wondering when I would get to meet you.
06:31I don't get out much.
06:33I'm Lynn Gardner.
06:34I'm Samira and...
06:36That's Miles.
06:37Aw!
06:38He looks just like his mama.
06:41Samira.
06:42Such a pretty name.
06:44Is it...
06:45African?
06:46Yes.
06:47Fascinating.
06:48I just live catty corner if you ever need anything.
06:52And you must come to Wine Night.
06:54It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors dabbing and guzzling on my porch and they are dying to meet you.
07:01I'm...
07:02Breastfeeding, unfortunately.
07:03Oh!
07:04Pump and dump, my darling.
07:07Welcome to Ashfield Place.
07:18Hey!
07:19Hey!
07:20I got a very important question for my big sis.
07:23Mariah.
07:24Whitney.
07:26Janet.
07:27Or Beyonce.
07:28When you gotta go?
07:29I'm not about to fight with you today.
07:31Well, that's not a fight!
07:31I miss you.
07:32How's my apartment?
07:34Well, if you're referring to the artist currently known as my new apartment, it's the
07:39fine.
07:39Look, girl, your taste is impeccable, okay?
07:42And these views...
07:42Exquisite.
07:43How's my nephew?
07:44Cute as hell.
07:46Aww.
07:47Yes, he is.
07:48Because we're twins.
07:50And see, that's why you go on FaceTime.
07:53And how is, uh...
07:54Hinky Mountain?
07:55Hinkley Hills is...
07:57Caucasian.
07:57That's the verbs, babes.
07:59Am I a bad mom for...
08:01bringing my melanated son out here?
08:03I don't know.
08:04Are you a bad mother for accepting a very nice house in a very nice neighborhood where there's
08:08practically no crime, really nice schools?
08:10I mean, make it make sense.
08:11I just feel so isolated.
08:13I mean, every day is the same thing.
08:16I don't know what I'm doing.
08:17And I don't have anybody to teach me how.
08:19Well, you know she's looking after you.
08:21That's what daddy say, but you can't teach somebody how to swallow a baby from heaven.
08:25Amen to that.
08:26How am I gonna get through maternity leave?
08:29I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments.
08:32I need structure and tangible goals.
08:35Bitch, I don't speak resume.
08:37I speak housewife.
08:39This is what you do.
08:40Pick up a little day drinking habit.
08:41Maybe a little pill habit or something.
08:43Something cute.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Hard to do when you got a tit gremlin.
08:46Yeah, you could have kept that one.
08:48Well, baby, you just need some friends.
08:50Have friends?
08:51I mean, in a 10-mile radius.
08:52None of your neighbors ain't no potential there?
08:55Uh, no.
08:56It's a who's who of who's not it.
08:58These people are crazy.
09:00Well, I'm just spitballing, boo.
09:01I know.
09:02I know, and I appreciate you.
09:03And I love you.
09:04And I'm gonna come and visit you soon.
09:06Okay?
09:07And I know you would've chopped Mariah.
09:09I don't know her.
09:11Love you.
09:12Bye.
09:15Bye.
09:15Naveen.
09:19Look at us.
09:21Train buddies.
09:23Commute comrades.
09:24Megan filed for divorce.
09:26What?
09:27She was waiting for me when I got home yesterday.
09:30Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs.
09:31Like, out of a bad movie.
09:34Shit.
09:35Said she's been unhappy for a long time and wants to start over while she still has her youth.
09:39Said she can't stand another day of my moodiness.
09:41I'm not even...
09:45I'm not even that moody, Rob.
09:49She's fucking her dentist.
09:52Dr. James.
09:53The only one who takes my insurance.
09:54So that's fucking great.
09:56I should've known.
09:57June's getting way too much dental work done for someone who has perfect teeth.
10:01She does have great teeth.
10:03Right?
10:03Two cleanings in a week.
10:04She said she needed to get a filling.
10:06Oh.
10:07Fuck.
10:09Remember what you said at my bachelor party?
10:11No.
10:12I was drunken on three different classes of drugs.
10:14We were in Miami.
10:15My jaw was in Texas.
10:16You grabbed my face.
10:18And you said,
10:19Never trust a Megan.
10:22Nostradamus, motherfucker.
10:23I should've listened.
10:24I'm sorry, mate.
10:26Anyway, let's talk about you.
10:28Enough about me.
10:29How's the little man?
10:30Oh, God.
10:31He's the best.
10:32Perfect.
10:33I mean, he doesn't sleep.
10:34And he shits like a trucker.
10:35But...
10:37Wouldn't change it for the world.
10:38Nice.
10:39And Samira?
10:41She keeps asking questions...
10:44About the house across the street.
10:47Really?
10:48Yeah.
10:53What'd you tell her?
10:54What is that to tell?
11:05What is that to tell?
11:32You know what?
11:34You are absolutely right.
11:36What is that to tell her?
11:38What is that to tell her?
11:43I attempted to leave the house today.
11:46During daylight hours?
11:48Yes.
11:48And I met Lynn.
11:49She's exactly as you might have described.
11:51Nosy?
11:52An extremely abstract sense of personal space?
11:54Yeah.
11:54That's it.
11:56And, um...
11:57She invited me for drinks with the neighbors.
11:59She did?
12:00Mm-hmm.
12:01You should go.
12:01Little man, I can get some QT.
12:03I think I might.
12:05I want to see who I'll compete at.
12:1020 years, huh?
12:12So you must have known them.
12:13Who? The Grants?
12:14Ah!
12:15What?
12:15So you did know them.
12:17You're doing that thing.
12:18What thing?
12:19That thing you do when you get a little obsessed.
12:22It's the lawyer in you, you lock in.
12:24Remember your ramen conspiracy?
12:26I know it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega,
12:28but I still stand by my theory that they were running drugs with the instant noodle cups.
12:32It was right there.
12:33Yeah.
12:33I mean, you were 100% onto something.
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:35I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cat.
12:37What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat?
12:39Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay?
12:40Just humor me.
12:42So tell me what you know about the creepy house family.
12:45Creepy house family.
12:47They lived across the street from us, though.
12:49Mm-hmm.
12:50Does anyone ever really know their neighbors?
12:52Yes, I knew my neighbors first and last names.
12:53We were all up in each other's business.
12:54You did?
12:55Yeah.
12:55Oh, by the way, speaking of being all up in each other's business,
12:59Megan left Naveen.
13:00Oh.
13:01So I guess I owe you 10 bucks.
13:02You always call it.
13:03Mm-hmm.
13:04Also, even worse, shagging the dentist.
13:07What?
13:07Yes.
13:08Oh, my gosh.
13:10I never trust Megan.
13:11That's what I said, too.
13:12That's right.
13:13Allegedly.
13:15Babe.
13:17Please never leave me.
13:18Where am I gonna go?
13:20Oh, yeah.
13:20You're trapped now.
13:23Love you, honey.
13:24Love you, too.
13:25And if Vegeta won't be the dentist.
13:27Thanks, babe.
13:28That means a lot.
13:29Somebody we don't know.
13:31Wow.
13:39The next time that beast uses my lawn as its personal port-a-potty, I am gonna get
13:45out my glue gun.
13:46Well, break out the crayons and color me thrilled.
13:50It's Samara.
13:51So close.
13:52Come, come, come.
13:54Sit, sit, sit.
13:56Uh, oh.
13:56This is Rob Fisher's wife.
13:58Oh.
13:58From across the street.
13:59Dana Richards is the name.
14:01It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance.
14:04Likewise.
14:05Samara.
14:06Samara.
14:07Oh.
14:07I'm so bad with names.
14:09We haven't seen you around before.
14:11We were starting to think that Rob made you up.
14:13No, no.
14:14I'm real.
14:15Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples.
14:19Now, Dana is a retired Marine.
14:23Oh.
14:23Very distinguished.
14:24Lots of medals.
14:26Wow.
14:27Also, I'm a real handy-andy.
14:29I have noticed, not to be nosy, but, uh, you have some spots on your fence that are
14:34pretty effed up, and I can fix those for you.
14:36I'm here for it, because the only screwdriver I'm familiar with contains vodka.
14:40Oh.
14:41And here's Todd.
14:42Hi.
14:44Hi.
14:45Todd is a man of few syllables.
14:47I don't think I've seen you around here before.
14:50You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
14:53We're-
14:55Which one of us is the murderer?
15:00Your face.
15:02I'm sorry.
15:04It's okay.
15:05We all know that suburbia is a spectator sport.
15:07You have not seen me.
15:09My home shares no sight lines with yours, and I keep out ours.
15:13Well, what do you do?
15:15This and that.
15:19What do you and Rob do?
15:21I'm a civil litigation attorney.
15:23Hello, she-e-o.
15:24Well, I don't know what that is, but good for you.
15:27Yeah, Rob is a book editor.
15:28Oh.
15:29How'd you meet him?
15:30A Kate Renata concert, actually.
15:32Kate Renata.
15:34I'm going to look her up.
15:35Let me know what you find.
15:36Rob seems like he's romantic.
15:39He is.
15:40So, how long have you guys lived here?
15:42Well, for me, just a couple of years.
15:44I wanted something with nature, but my wife's idea of outdoorsy-ness is like a restaurant
15:49with a patio, so this was our compromise.
15:53And then she got deployed.
15:55She's in the military, too.
15:57Cannot confirm or deny.
15:59Honestly, despite what two decades of daytime television tell you, there are a lot of people
16:05that don't care for middle-aged lesbians.
16:08But I felt welcome, for the most part.
16:12I've been here eight months and ten days.
16:14That's precise.
16:16She's been here for frickin' ever.
16:18Not as long as some.
16:19Marty and I moved here fifteen years ago.
16:21Marty, I can't wait to meet him.
16:24Um, unfortunately, he passed.
16:26Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry.
16:29Heart attack.
16:30It's been almost half a year, but I still feel his presence every day.
16:39Anyway, these wine nights really help.
16:42It's a bit like family.
16:44That's right.
16:45When you have neighbors, you're never alone, even when you want to be.
16:50How'd you city kids end up here?
16:52Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know, they, uh, retired to one of those timeshare
16:56cruise ships last month.
16:57That's a choice.
16:58Not mine, but a choice.
17:00Well, they had been asking us to come out here.
17:02We didn't want to leave the city, but our building got broken into.
17:05We just felt like maybe we should, we should try it out, at least temporarily.
17:10Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us.
17:15So, what's the deal with that Victorian house?
17:20Chainsaw massacres, satanic cult, a jilted bride who severed the head of her lost unfaithful
17:26lover?
17:28It's haunted as shit.
17:30The lights go on and off all the time by themselves.
17:32I've seen that.
17:33It could just be filthy wiring.
17:35A skeptic.
17:35I like it.
17:37Lynn, you're the resident historian.
17:39Catch her up.
17:40Well, it was a little before my time.
17:43A family lived there.
17:44The Grants?
17:45Yes.
17:46And they had a daughter who...
17:48Died.
17:49In the house?
17:51There have been whispers of mysterious circumstances surrounding her passing, maybe even...
17:59Murder.
17:59And then the parents moved away and never sold the house.
18:06So it just sits there, rotting, pissing off the HOA.
18:11God, I would give my left tent to go over there and do a little ghost hunt.
18:16Hi, everyone.
18:17It's cookie time.
18:19It's like she just knows when my sugar drops.
18:21Rory likes to prey on vulnerable shard sippers.
18:25Well, business is much more lucrative in this neighborhood than in mine.
18:27The usual, and keep the change, honey.
18:30Hey, I saw a stroller at your door.
18:32I am a great mother's helper, if that's something that might interest you.
18:35How old are you?
18:3613 next month.
18:37I have my CPR certification and badges in child development, early literacy, and swaddling.
18:42Swaddling?
18:43Mm-hmm.
18:43Okay, sunflower scouts.
18:45My business card.
18:46Feel free to reach out anytime.
18:48You're a notary public?
18:49Mm-hmm.
19:08It's like they hurt us.
19:10After all of this time?
19:12We'd love a plot twist.
19:17We'd love a plot twist.
19:27You'd really like this podcast.
19:29It's two guys talking about medieval construction techniques.
19:32You are so boring.
19:33You're so hot when you cook.
19:34Thanks, babe.
19:35How are the neighbors?
19:37Uh, good.
19:38A bit weird.
19:39Yeah, well, this is a cul-de-sac.
19:40What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
19:42People are weird.
19:42I don't think the people are weird in cul-de-sacs.
19:44Wait, is it cul-de-sac, like attorneys general?
19:47This is give and get out.
19:49Yeah, I hear you.
19:52Look, when my family first moved here, some people didn't know how to feel about us.
19:56But it's a nice area, and people like to think of themselves as nice.
20:01So, they try to act nice until they're actually nice.
20:05That's nice.
20:06Mm.
20:06Don't get me wrong, I was still a sad little kid until I found my people.
20:09By his people, he means an awkward, gangly tween with a funny accent that had just been
20:13dragged across the pond for his dad's new job.
20:16Funny accent?
20:17What are you talking about, dude?
20:18Your accent pulled.
20:19Still pulls, if we're being honest.
20:21You know, the girls called him Prince Rob.
20:23I don't think that's true.
20:24It's so true.
20:25Did you know the Victorians Vassell?
20:30Really?
20:31I'm assuming that's what the Vassell sign means.
20:33Yeah, that would indicate that.
20:35So why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there?
20:40What are you talking about?
20:41The Grant girl.
20:44Yeah, right.
20:45Allison wasn't murdered.
20:46That's just small-town gossip.
20:48Allison?
20:50So what happened to Allison?
20:53I...
20:54Honestly, like, it was so long ago that I don't remember a lot from that then.
20:58But you did know her?
21:01Uh, yeah, but in the same way that anybody knows a neighbor.
21:05Why wouldn't you tell me that?
21:07Because I didn't think it was relevant, babe.
21:09It was like 20 years ago.
21:11There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills the safest town in America.
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:15Okay.
21:16Well, is there anything else you want to tell me about this place?
21:20Hmm.
21:30Completed in 1902, Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder, H. Horace Hinkley.
21:36The mining magnate and philanthropist purchased 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898 and developed it into the thriving
21:45suburb that bears his name.
21:48Today, Hinkley Hills is more than just an idyllic bedroom community.
21:52It is a shining example of fellowship and family values.
21:56Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America.
22:00Let's get it back to Biggie.
22:01Six講じ!
22:03Fire.
22:03Five.
22:08Five.
22:10Five.
22:21Five.
22:36hello how may i help you do you have a periodical section collections of old newspapers microfiche
22:42maybe i'm doing okay thank you for asking oh i'm sorry i am a new mom and i'm practically feral
22:50i understand oh what a cute little mocha munchkin
22:56to answer your question yes we have bound copies of all the hinkley hills heralds dating back to
23:031946 is there a particular date you're interested in march 15 2005 one moment please
23:30i'm afraid that march volume has been checked out really it's due back in a week you can come
23:35back for it then it's a date judy
23:58bill you missed a spot dear
24:15oh shit she about to do it it's not even her house what's she feeding that doll
24:27she's gonna be mad when she gets cussed out spokesman
24:37you are not gonna believe this
24:42oh my gosh i know so are we gonna go in do white ladies love salads hell yeah we're going
24:49in brb i'm
24:50gonna go get lynn rob honey if you were awake i would have asked what you thought but oh oh
24:55well
25:03i just got a chill
25:06anybody else get a chill
25:12i'll do it
25:13i was gonna offer but seems like you already offered oh it's stuck oh well
25:42everybody be cool
25:44everybody be cool
25:46right now this place looks like a museum or a mausoleum oh that's why the lights are on
25:57your stage in the house hi home buyers how can i help you we are looking for an enormous house
26:04for our niece
26:07um we would love a tour
26:11follow me the owners have instructed that interior photography is not permitted
26:18this is the library very tasteful we enjoy literacy all of the flooring is original to the house which is
26:27built in the queen anne style as you can imagine a little love and a professional sander will go a
26:34long way
26:34okay oh feel free to show yourselves around excuse me hello there welcome
26:40they discriminate against older female buyers this always happens oh please our niece you're a really bad liar
26:47i had to get him to take the bait or he might have thrown us out it's an open house
26:51so by definition i'm gonna peek around
27:22don't
27:27This is the ugliest kitchen I've ever seen.
27:53When did you get here?
27:57Okay.
28:36That's creepy.
28:46Oh, absolutely not.
28:51Everything okay, ma'am?
28:53Yes, I'm good.
28:55Great house.
28:55Beautiful house.
29:13Can you believe it?
29:15After 20 years...
29:16End of an era.
29:17So, any intel on our new neighbors-to-be?
29:21It was an all-cash deal.
29:23Quick escrow, too.
29:24They must have really wanted it.
29:26He.
29:27Just he.
29:28Go on.
29:29A doctor.
29:30How'd you find that out?
29:31I have my ways.
29:33I have my ways.
29:33He installed a security system which, in my expert opinion, is overkill for a private residence.
29:39You would only need a security system that robust if you are in danger or you have something to hide.
29:46Or both.
29:47I've never heard you say so many words at once.
29:49Well, I wish him luck with the Munster mansion and I hope he has a good contractor and a good
29:56exorcist.
29:57I've never heard you walk with the Riverside.
29:58What you need?
29:58I've never heard.
30:14You can hear.
30:15What?
30:28What time is it?
30:292 a.m.
30:32Seems it's not right out there.
30:34Okay, that is so weird.
30:40Is that it?
30:42No.
30:56Yeah.
30:57Uh-uh.
30:58That was about the new neighbor.
30:59But I'm sad and starving.
31:01Too bad.
31:01I'm being nice.
31:02Isn't this the kind of place where the neighbors act nice until they are nice?
31:06I did say that.
31:07Yes, you did.
31:08Your mother's up to something.
31:10What?
31:10I just want to know what his deal is, don't you?
31:12Maybe he doesn't have a deal.
31:14A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house at 2 a.m.?
31:17Come on.
31:18He definitely has a deal.
31:20That is weird, weird.
31:22When did you pick that up?
31:23Ninja.
31:25Ninja.
31:26Ninja.
31:29Ninja.
31:38Ninja.
31:39Ninja.
31:41Ninja.
31:42Ninja.
31:46Ninja.
31:48Ninja.
31:48Ninja.
31:49Ninja.
31:49Ninja.
31:49Ninja.
31:49Ninja.
32:04Ninja.
32:23I got him.
32:25Five minutes on the left boob and he was out like a light.
32:27That's great, babe.
32:28Great.
32:29It's a miracle, okay?
32:30If he can go to sleep when it's dark outside in a stationary position, that is a game changer.
32:34A life-affirming moment.
32:37What are you looking at?
32:38Your brownies are still there.
32:42Wait, really?
32:44Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies?
32:47Maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten?
32:49Then throw him out and give us the plate back.
32:50That's a good plate.
32:51It doesn't make sense.
32:53Everyone likes brownies.
32:54They're the Beyonce of dessert.
32:56And if they don't, they're just being contrary.
32:59Jinx?
32:59Maybe he just didn't see you put in there.
33:01The camera was on, on.
33:04Sorry.
33:05I just love it when you get all lawyery.
33:06Order in the court.
33:07Oh, counsel.
33:08Please approach the bench.
33:09I object.
33:10Is there anything else you've noticed?
33:12Curtains opening and closing?
33:14Could he be watching us?
33:15Definitely could be.
33:17I think we better.
33:23He always knows.
33:24No.
33:25I got too cocky.
33:26I flew too close to the sun and now he's punishing me like a tiny vengeful guard.
33:31It's all right.
33:31I'm going to go driving around.
33:33Okay.
33:37I'm coming.
33:38I'm coming.
33:45We'll be back in a second.
33:47Love you.
33:48Love you.
33:49Get some rest.
33:50Come on.
34:01Fuck it.
34:06Reclaiming my plate.
34:08What's he think he is?
34:11Not eating my brownies.
34:12I love my brownies.
34:13Zaid, I'm a dance self.
34:18Mm-hmm.
34:33Mm-hmm.
34:42He can keep the damn place.
34:48He can keep the damn place.
34:59Shit.
35:01Shit.
35:05Shit.
35:05Shit.
35:07Shit.
35:08Shit.
35:11Shit.
35:12Shit.
35:12Shit.
35:13Shit.
35:14Shit.
35:14Shit.
35:15Shit.
35:18Shit.
35:18Shit.
35:31Is everything all right?
35:32Hands where I can see him.
35:34What's happening?
35:35We got a call about a trespasser at the old Grant House.
35:38I'm guessing matches the description.
35:40Hey!
35:42What the hell is going on?
35:43New owner said they saw a black person skulking around the property.
35:46This is a big misunderstanding.
35:49Is it?
35:50Because apparently it happened twice.
35:51I was just dropping off brownies.
35:53This is my wife.
35:54In our house, where we live with our son.
35:57Fuck off.
36:00Robert Fisher.
36:02Danny Daniels.
36:03From high school.
36:05I heard you move back.
36:09Baby, it's okay.
36:10Sorry, man.
36:12You know we got to take the call.
36:13This is nuts.
36:15Ah, consider this drop, my good man.
36:19Aw.
36:21Yeah, don't worry about it.
36:22They all kind of look like that at that age.
36:26Robert Fisher.
36:28As I live and breathe.
36:30You folks have a great evening.
36:36Did you just thank the cops?
36:39Oh, shit.
36:41But...
36:41What's wrong with me?
36:44Sorry, babe.
36:45I...
36:47We can't live across the street from someone like that.
36:50I mean, what would have happened if I hadn't gotten there when I did?
37:00What's up, man?
37:00This is some bullshit.
37:02That freak, Narc, will rue the day he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills.
37:05Huh, yeah.
37:06Just used rue the day in a sentence.
37:08You're welcome.
37:11Hey.
37:13Todd told me what happened.
37:14I heard it on the police scanner.
37:17What the hell?
37:18What do you need, babe?
37:20You need some wine?
37:20How about some ice cream?
37:22You want a hit, man?
37:23I know people.
37:24I'm people.
37:25Say the word.
37:26Okay, we can hold on the ladder, but I could use some wine.
37:30Yeah, that's the cure-all for all.
37:32Even racial profiling?
37:33We share your rage.
37:35He will not last long here.
37:38Spoken like a true hater.
37:39I love this energy, my dude.
37:40Oh, there's the sommelier now.
37:42Oh, Rob.
37:44This is lunacy of outrageous proportions.
37:47We won't stand for it.
37:49Should I get some glasses?
37:50Yes.
37:50I got you.
37:51Please, make your stuff.
37:53Yeah.
37:54Shove over.
37:55I think we should all sleep here tonight.
37:57Safety in numbers.
37:59Hunker down.
37:59Someone should always be on watch, right?
38:01Like in the Marines?
38:02Yes, I will be out front the entire time.
38:05Okay.
38:05I've had a lot of coffee, so I'm going to stay up all night.
38:09Sleep out there like a dog.
38:10Todd, we got to stick together right now and form an alliance.
38:15Right?
38:16I'm a lone wolf.
38:16Is that a united front?
38:17I've got some big-ass flashlights.
38:19I'm going to bring over about a ten of them.
38:20Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines?
38:22I've got a lot of stuff in the garage.
38:24I just have to remember the password for that case.
38:27Oh, wow.
38:42Are those fireflies?
38:46Yeah.
38:48I always wanted to see fireflies growing up, but you can't see them in the city.
38:52It's like spotting a fairy in the wild.
38:58It's not fair.
39:01I was just starting to feel at home here.
39:05There's space and a community.
39:12I damn sure don't want to drag no stroll up for flights of stairs.
39:24I think we should stay.
39:27I want Miles to have fireflies.
39:30And our family's not going to be run out by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
39:39We're doing this.
39:41Hell yeah, we're doing this.
39:54Coming in?
39:56In a minute.
39:59I want to smell this sweet suburban hair.
40:26We're doing this.
40:31Oh, shit.
41:11Oh, shit.
41:34Oh, shit.
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