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00:06Welcome to Ashfield Place.
00:08I'm Samir and that's Miles.
00:10We went from city loft to lawn so fast.
00:12I did everything, Cyphos.
00:14How long has that house been empty?
00:1520 years, give or take.
00:16This is a cul-de-sac.
00:18People are weird.
00:19You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
00:21Each one of us is the murderer.
00:24Your face.
00:25What's the deal with that Victorian house?
00:27A family lived there. They had a daughter who died.
00:31Maybe even murder.
00:33She also keeps asking questions while the house crossed the street.
00:35Do you have a periodical section?
00:37I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out.
00:40It was an all-cash deal.
00:42Uh-uh. Those are for the new neighbor.
00:44I just want to know what his deal is, don't you?
00:47Hands where I can see him.
00:49What's happening?
00:49We got a call about a trespasser at the old grand house.
00:52This is lunacy.
00:54I think we should stay.
00:55There's space and the community.
00:57And our family's not going to be run out by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
01:21Good night, Allison.
01:24I still want to be Samir, too.
01:31Miles?
01:32Miles?
01:34Oh, my...
01:35Miles!
01:36Miles!
01:38Ah!
01:41Whoa.
01:45Miles!
01:46Miles!
01:48Miles!
01:49Miles!
01:49Miles!
01:50Miles!
01:51Miles!
01:52Miles!
01:52Miles!
01:55No!
01:59No!
02:10No!
02:17Miles!
02:19No!
02:24Hello, neighbor.
02:26No!
02:29No!
02:32Hey! Hey! It's okay.
02:36You're safe.
02:40I haven't had you.
02:53I haven't had you.
03:28I haven't had you.
03:53I haven't had you.
03:56Huh. Okay.
04:07Agnes' dog took a dump on Lynn's lawn again.
04:10Good, honey.
04:11That man still hasn't touched my brownies.
04:13Okay, Miles?
04:14He's too busy being a racist and putting up no trespassing signs that point directly at your house.
04:19Please don't get obsessed.
04:21I'm not.
04:22Can you blame her? The guy called the cops on her.
04:25I can't believe I need to take these down.
04:27We should keep our distance.
04:28He does his thing, we do ours.
04:31We live across the street from this weird prick.
04:34Let's just leave it at that.
04:35I love the lobster dicks.
04:37Absolutely not.
04:38Yeah, the dicks have got to go.
04:39Why would he move into a murder house?
04:42It's not a murder house.
04:44No one got murdered there.
04:45Seriously, don't believe those stupid stories about her parents killing her and burying her in the basement.
04:49It's so ridiculous.
04:51Who said that?
04:56What?
04:57Naveen?
04:58What's the story?
04:59There's no story.
04:59You just referred to a story.
05:01I know, but it's not...
05:02Do you think there's truth to the story?
05:03I don't think so.
05:05You don't think so or you don't know so?
05:09Where there's smoke, there's fire.
05:11And it's burning.
05:12Well, there is no smoke.
05:13Because there is no fire.
05:14And there is no burning.
05:15Because it's nonsense.
05:17It's a small town myth.
05:18Nothing more.
05:19You're a good fucking lawyer, you know that?
05:21You bet I do.
05:21And you're an idiot.
05:23We've got to go.
05:25What just happened to me?
05:27I love you.
05:29And I love you too, little man.
05:31Make sure your mama doesn't get in trouble when I'm gone, okay?
05:34Bye.
05:35I hate leaving you alone all day.
05:40Exactly.
05:42I can't stop thinking about the other night.
05:45It's horrible seeing Samira that scared.
05:48Seeing Danny.
05:49Oh, I fucking hate that guy.
05:52Why is it always, like, the biggest douchebag in high school that grows up to be a cop?
05:56Always.
05:58Fuck that guy.
05:59Fuck that guy.
06:00You know, he still calls me Naveen the Peen every time I run into him.
06:03I mean, it does have quite a nice ring to it.
06:05But you got Quidditch, bitch?
06:07Which became Benedict Cumberbatch.
06:10Yeah.
06:10He was quite creative.
06:11I was an easy target.
06:13Forgive me for not asking you this, like, decades ago.
06:17But how did you deal with all of that?
06:19Yeah.
06:20You know, being one of the few non-white kids in our class.
06:24I wouldn't have survived if I held on to everything that was ever said about me or done to me.
06:34You're raising a black son, man.
06:38You gotta realize this shit goes way further than Hinkley Hills.
06:43People are assholes everywhere.
06:45Danny's, Danny's everywhere.
06:47Mm-hmm.
06:48Look, dwelling is not gonna get you anywhere.
06:51New plan.
06:52You gotta do what Brits do.
06:54Bottle it up and bury it deep into the crevices of your soul.
06:57I don't want to do that, mate.
06:59Not with Samira and Miles.
07:01It's not healthy.
07:03Or at least, that's what Samira's therapist told her to tell me.
07:07Do I need therapy?
07:08Oh, I mean, extensive.
07:11Okay, you're here and you're committing.
07:14You gotta reframe and put down roots.
07:17Let this go and move on.
07:19For Miles.
07:21For all of you.
07:23Thanks, Naveen, Naveen.
07:25You're welcome, Benedict Cumberbatch.
07:43It's my neighbor.
07:49Don't you make a move.
07:52Shh.
07:54I'll be right back, Miles.
07:57Right back.
08:13May I help you?
08:15I'm Samira.
08:16I live across the street.
08:20Gary Wilson.
08:22Pleasure.
08:23But I want to introduce myself, so there are no more misunderstandings.
08:27I'm not sure I'm understanding the misunderstandings.
08:31You told the cops that you saw a black person trespassing on your property the other day.
08:35That's what you said, right?
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37I had no idea that was you.
08:39Well, now you know.
08:40Yeah.
08:40The house has been sitting vacant, so I figured anyone coming around must be a squatter or a vagrant.
08:48Well, I'm a litigator.
08:49Oh, well, look at that.
08:52You know what they say when you assume.
08:54You're an asshole.
08:57Something like that, yeah.
09:00Just so you know, it wasn't a race thing.
09:05It's usually a race thing.
09:06I assure you...
09:10Never mind.
09:13You know what?
09:22I'm not big on sweets.
09:24No problem.
09:27Do you want some gardening?
09:28I'm renovating.
09:30The house needs a lot of work.
09:32But it has good bones.
09:40Your phone seems to be crying.
09:46Excuse me.
09:49Bye, neighbor.
10:01There's something not right about that man.
10:04Remember what I say, Miles.
10:06Believe women.
10:07Okay?
10:08We have instincts.
10:09Gut, maternal, killer, basic instincts.
10:14Rob?
10:15Oh, my goodness.
10:16I thought I locked the door.
10:18Nobody locks their doors around here, honey.
10:20We do.
10:20We're lockers.
10:21What the hell happened out there?
10:27It was the smugness that pissed me off.
10:29I mean, there was no remorse in his voice.
10:31Zero.
10:32Not in the house.
10:35Wow.
10:36You are a natural.
10:37Oh, it's all muscle memory.
10:39I was always good with babies.
10:42Older kids, not so much.
10:44And teenagers, forget about it.
10:47They wake up one day and just decide to hate you.
10:50My kids and I fought so much.
10:52I'm surprised they never ran away.
10:56But they adored Marty.
10:59Everybody did.
11:00I wish I got a chance to meet him.
11:02Me too, sweetie.
11:06I didn't know how much I needed the company.
11:09I assume Bev Fisher offers minimal help?
11:13Warmth is not exactly her style.
11:15She's very British.
11:18When we were in the hospital, she and Don came.
11:20You know, they gave Miles' stuff rabbit and told us that they were going on a cruise forever.
11:25Small favors.
11:27It's definitely a huge favor that they gave us this house.
11:29But that's how they show love, through grand gestures and minimal emotion.
11:36But I'm really glad that Rob didn't turn out that way.
11:40You need your village.
11:44And I'm going to tell them to bring food.
11:47Usually you have to wait 24 hours to get one this size.
11:51But I am a Hinkley Heroes hero.
11:55It's part of their loyalty program.
11:57Loyalty.
11:58That's what I'm talking about.
12:00Hinkley Hills is like a community.
12:03You know, people care.
12:04They watch out for each other.
12:06Or just watch each other.
12:07A street light will go out.
12:09It's fixed right away.
12:10There's a pothole.
12:12It's filled overnight, magically.
12:14It's like military precision.
12:17It's like Disneyland.
12:19Or Singapore.
12:21Which I guess is kind of like Disneyland, but with corporal punishment.
12:26Todd, clearly you have never gotten in real trouble at Disneyland.
12:30It's no joke, Todd.
12:31Okay.
12:31And it is the safest town in America.
12:35Is it...
12:36Do you actually trust the burger place that claims they have the best burger in the country?
12:40Yes.
12:44Oh, don't move.
12:46I'll get it.
12:47Okay.
12:47Thanks, Lynn.
12:48Oh, God.
12:49Who is it?
12:50The evil overlord.
12:52Mickey?
12:56Agnes.
12:57Lynn.
12:57Hello.
12:58Hi.
12:59Hello.
13:00Oh, my goodness.
13:01Looks like a party.
13:04Are you going to arrest us for having a nice time?
13:07Oh, I would offer you something, but there isn't enough.
13:12Samira, dear.
13:13Samira.
13:14I got a call from my very, very dear friend, your mother-in-law, who gave me the welcome
13:19news that you and Robert and Milo decided to make Hinkley Hills your permanent home.
13:24So, as president of the Hinkley Hills Homeowners Association, it's incumbent upon me to tell
13:29you that we're thrilled.
13:32Oh.
13:33And you are very, very welcome here.
13:36Here's your official HOA handbook.
13:38Okay.
13:39Helpful hints, bylaws about the way we like to do things around here.
13:43Okay.
13:45Everything is right in there.
13:46Think of it as your new Bible.
13:48If you don't, fury will rain down upon the heads of the unbelieving.
13:53If you're referring to the dispute of April 24th, Lynn, proper trash disposal and containment
14:00is essential in neighborhoods with wildland and urban interface.
14:03We are not looking to lure any unwanted creatures, let alone their attendant pathogens, into our
14:11environment.
14:13The next global pandemic is not starting on my block.
14:17I'll leave you to it.
14:19Yes, ma'am.
14:19Thank you, ma'am.
14:21Are you sorry?
14:21I just really respond to her leadership style.
14:24If I was a little older.
14:27Oh, Todd.
14:30So then Agnes shows up, like she's watching the whole thing.
14:33She bothered me once.
14:34She's watching all the time.
14:36Honestly, you leave your bins out for more than a day, she's onto you.
14:40She's so annoying.
14:41She used to get me in so much trouble when I was a teenager with my mom.
14:44Full nod.
14:45Why?
14:46Weren't you, like, a nerd?
14:47Babe, I was not a nerd.
14:48I was getting in trouble all of the time.
14:50Okay, for what?
14:51Crashing through hedges, getting lit on hard lemonade in the woods.
14:56I hate to break it to you, but you married a bad boy.
14:58Come on, white boys, we'll have to.
15:01What do you think here?
15:02Little boy blue?
15:03Bit on the nose for a nursery?
15:05Yeah.
15:06Slate.
15:08Lou de Neel.
15:08Masculine.
15:09But without an agenda?
15:11Hmm.
15:11Not feeling it.
15:13Kind of blue?
15:14That's nice.
15:15Miles Davis.
15:18It's perfect.
15:21This is great.
15:23Nesting.
15:23Both seeing an old future.
15:25Oh, I also met the new neighbor today.
15:28Oh, God.
15:28Yeah.
15:29What was the arsehole doing?
15:30So I just...
15:35What?
15:38Shit, shit.
15:40Hello, neighbors.
15:42Hi.
15:48Have a good night.
15:50Enjoy your nesting.
15:54Yep, he took me out of this.
15:55Did you see his cart?
15:58Axe?
15:58Lighter Floyd?
15:59Quick line?
16:00To hell?
16:01It's a cart full of murder right there.
16:09Good night, brush.
16:12Good night, nobody.
16:14Good night, mush.
16:16Good night to the old lady whispering hush.
16:20Never understood who she was.
16:23So I was worried she was meant to symbolize death.
16:26Rob.
16:27Sorry.
16:30Good night, stars.
16:32Good night, air.
16:34Good night, noise.
16:35Good night, noises everywhere.
16:37We did it.
16:38Sure.
16:41Are you tearing up?
16:43I just hate goodbyes.
16:48You know, I think I'm getting used to this suburban silence.
16:56But you know what I'm not getting used to?
16:58The decorations.
16:59What, you don't like decorative plates on every wall?
17:02It's the pelicans.
17:03They're scaring me.
17:04Am I in a house or a swamp?
17:05Mums and animal neck hacks.
17:07It's insane.
17:07You give them one, and then you blink, and bam, pelicans everywhere.
17:11I can't wait for this little guy to have his own room, so we can drop back down and get
17:16into it.
17:16No.
17:37So, Rob.
17:41Rob.
17:42Rob.
17:57what's your deal
18:03well as you can see most of my child care experience is directly related to early infancy
18:08i know baby cpr baby swim and all baby games i'm almost too good at peekaboo
18:13yeah wow this is very impressive if you're concerned about my age my reference no it's
18:19not your age it's just it's hard to accept help i get it mr and mrs fisher it's fine you
18:27can call us rob and samira okay rob and samira nobody can be you but you but rest assured
18:34i am an excellent mother's helper i can help you run errands and i'll just be an extra set
18:39of arms and ears so you can sit down sometimes relax and take a shower if you need your
18:44height can you stop thank you um and feel free to reach out to any of my references for due
18:51diligence michelle obama you need help with that oh wow no i got it a pro is that who i
19:01think
19:01it is oh no what's happening it's samira right sorry i must sound like a total stalker i'm lauren
19:10my parents live across the street from you the festersons agnesonville and i went to school with
19:14rob god like a million years ago we were actually dinosaurs it's disgusting but it is so so nice to
19:22meet you so nice to meet you too oh no oh no who is this little lady killer that smiles
19:28but we are
19:29trying to stop him from killing so many women oh you're funny i love funny is your daughter as funny
19:36as you are well i appreciate the suggestion that i resemble samira in any way but actually she's my
19:42client rory we've met ainsley and i are both scouts she's the one that beats me on cookie sales every
19:51year i beat everyone not just you i'm very driven wish he ain't said some of that drive
19:58session application at hinkley academy oh i'm applying there too we just came from core principles
20:04and they do not hold back i'm so glad we finally got one here you should come with me sometime
20:09oh um
20:10i haven't gotten back to working out the dreaded fourth trimester have you at least made it to
20:15drinkley's it's a resto bar i don't get out much oh you must drinkley's allows kids thank god
20:21mommy can't cope without our gin mommy loves her cocktails no i don't no i don't yes i do let's
20:28do a bump
20:37i got you we should double date sometime you me rob my husband danny one of hinkley hill's finest
20:44officer daniels is your husband aren't small towns just the best we'll text
20:52are they always like that always ready to go yeah gotta stop one more place
21:05juby you look lovely as ever are those new earrings or you just look prettier after lunch
21:09i don't know how to answer that well i need the regimen anyway can i take a look at those
21:15hinkley
21:15hills heralds we were talking about the other day for march 2005. no i'm sorry they're still not back
21:21i can tell you they are officially overdue overdue that sounds like a disrespect to the whole library
21:28system who would have done that i've already said too much confidentiality code okay hardcore like hipaa
21:35i'll see you i guess i'll just have to come back
21:49oh no i'm married fedora guy recovering fedora guy he used to love me if i relapse i sure won't
21:59just kidding babe are you sure you don't want me to take miles with me to wine night it's very
22:03baby
22:04friendly i've got miles on the monitor i'm a man who can multitask oh my god you guys need to
22:13get a
22:13room i mean this close to confiscating is key i'm here to help clear yeah okay well you guys have
22:20fun
22:21but don't get too lit and forget we got a baby
22:26check this out i made us a nostalgia playlist
22:41dude i love being able to just pop over like this still cannot believe that you and megan bought the
22:48house next to my parents quite baby reindeer i told you it's because megan fell in love with the
22:54open floor plan and natural light and not because i worship the altar of don fisher which i absolutely
22:59do doesn't it feel good to marie kondo everything man i'm really leaning into the whole minimalist look
23:06because megan took everything yeah but now i can moonwalk from any point in my house to another
23:15point in my house without hitting anything so that's a silver lining can you believe this
23:24it's insane how did i get here physically or spiritually i'm turning my childhood bedroom
23:30into a nursery for my son i have a son i always thought that i'd beat you to having kids
23:38but
23:39i've never fucking beat you at anything hey you beat me to getting married and then divorced
23:48and having a mustache look at that guy oh so wispy so wispy i feel like my upper lip is
23:58pixelated
23:59puberty was not kind you didn't tell me to shave that i think you would have needed to shave a
24:05strong
24:06sneeze and that thing would have gone allison's not in here are you surprised no i i just
24:31what everyone wanted to pretend like she was never even there
24:36she probably just didn't show up for picture day
24:45okay walk with me on this one the hokas are on gary wilson retired doctor bought
24:50what is effectively a rotting house filled with ghosts and secrets according to insiders there's
24:55a rumor that allison grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement and then when i
25:00confronted gary he said that his house had good bones who says that real estate agents architectural
25:07preservationists dogs if they could speak not the way he said it how do you say it smirkingly
25:14exhibit b what was exhibit a again oh it's the thing about the bones exhibit b rob and i saw
25:21gary at the
25:21hardware store buying what could conceivably be described as a cart full of murder axes lighter fluid
25:28and vinyl gloves which is shady as fuck exhibit c i had a paralegal at my firm pull the records
25:35on the
25:35house and apparently it was sold to a trust yeah that's right that means that whoever this guy is
25:41he's trying to hide his identity gary wilson might not even be his real name which leads me to two
25:47equally
25:48and effable conclusions if gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the
25:53promise of a dead girl's bones or he murdered alison grant 20 years ago and had to come back to
26:00hinkley hills to bask in the sick glory of having gotten away with it yes and he could strike again
26:08well bam thank you ma'am i rest my case holy shit yeah i don't think that makes sense i
26:17agree that gary
26:18is a certified asshole but i mean a murderer i mean you know me i will fully climb onto that
26:26conspiracy
26:26train i mean strap myself in give me some snacks thank you dana i got you girl i trust my
26:34gut and my gut
26:35what is screaming now that you mention it i i did see him in the woods at night and it
26:43was a bit odd
26:46if todd says it's odd say more
26:51how are there more fedoras i completely forgot how horrible magazines were about women's weights back
26:57in the day check this out how to get a summer bikini body in 14 days 14 days i wonder
27:05they all went psycho
27:07anything fun in there um just junk old cds old cds yo you think you got some of my old
27:18mixes i would
27:19love to crawl into the soul of early aughts naveen what's in there nothing you're shrugging i know you're
27:26being shady when you're shrugging no dude
27:41it's her phone
27:47why the fuck do you still have her phone i didn't know what else to do with it
27:56you gotta get rid of it
28:00get rid of it okay i will
28:12i couldn't really tell what he was doing i had to give him space because i was nude
28:18in the woods go on i was moon bathing oh i love you todd you're such a freaking i don't
28:26want you to
28:26ever change say more about gary uh he was digging a hole how big hard to say i mean not
28:34big but not
28:36small person sized yeah could be does anyone smell that is that smoke i don't smell anything am i having
28:48a stroke other way around oh that's a whole fire
29:01yes we have a fire in the woods ashfield place it's over by ashfield street near ashfield crescent
29:08when can you get here i don't know what do you mean you don't know come on we need urgency
29:13man
29:15jesus lynn get some flashlights all night okay we're gonna have to go in wait shouldn't we wait
29:21for the fire trucks let the professionals handle this we're gonna watch our houses burn down so
29:25you're suggesting for us to go towards the danger yeah it's the only way and i'm trained in this
29:30situation so follow my lead let's go what's she doing is she okay no she's drunk
29:56it's perfect and what's the plan exactly what's wrong ah damn trick needs it just went out trick
30:09neat since when go go ahead in front of me and i'll flank the rear go ahead you'll what the
30:16rear she's
30:17gonna flank it oh what the hell you okay i'm good
30:39is that gary mr party pants what are you doing i'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property which
30:47you can't seem to stay off of can you
30:54a fire like this it's a little reckless
30:59much like the mother of a newborn traipsing around the woods at night
31:03how dare you you think you know what it's like to be a new mother mr wilson an open flame
31:12in this
31:12tinder box with a wind forecast for tonight are you mad this is a clear violation of handbook code 281
31:19that's right right there on paragraph five ah yes which goes on to state in paragraph six that a fire
31:26is permitted as long as it sits at least 10 feet away from a neighboring property line he's right
31:40please let me know when you expect to begin your renovations
31:44with historical properties like hinkley house you need to submit your plans to the hoa landmark
31:49committee for approval i'll have everything in order i'll give a heads up to the local inspector
31:54he's a family friend
32:00paragraph five bev told me you were a lawyer
32:11good night neighbors
32:17i do hope i won't have to make any more calls
32:24i don't know if you're going to bomb by my ass first i'm trespassing now i'm tracing hey how was
32:36wine night great uneventful where's miles uh just put him down why do you smell of smoke oh uh gary
32:43built the fire pit gary was hanging out at wine night no he was in the woods what happened there
32:49was a
32:49little quibble how little of a quibble you know words were said things got a little heated babe
32:54it's not like we're gonna be best friends no shit don't you think we should know what he's up to
32:59well isn't it obvious i mean that's why he was buying an axe and lighter fluid in the hardware store
33:04because he was building a fire pit while also being an arsehole being into home improvements and
33:09arseholery aren't exactly mutually exclusive are they true please can we move on from the whole gary
33:15thing and just try to focus on our family speaking of which i've got something exciting to show you
33:29okay shut your eyes i may be giving this too much please make sure i don't hit a wall
33:35careful careful right now it's not exactly where i reveal but it's something ready for a new generation
33:43of fishers okay you've put a dent in the place
33:51why else davis there was no way i was painting this whole room without getting your approval first
33:58it's perfect i'm not gonna lie kind of matches your eyes i also changed all of the locks to keep
34:04out my
34:04feet okay no you've done enough for the night i'll go uh take him for a walk you sure yes
34:13honey miles is
34:16gonna be so happy growing up here i love you i love you good job
34:36i'm just gonna say a quick good night
34:38i'm just gonna say thank you
35:07for being there for me to pass me to see you all right
35:08few days oh well i am happy to be and i'm i'm happy you're here for you in case you
35:17ever need it
35:18oh well i'm honored and humbled by this symbol of your trust and know that if you ever need someone
35:28i mean rob and i are glad to keep a key safe for you too oh what a nice thought
35:36good night samira good night
35:54there's something bad bad to happen to me
35:58i just hope she don't wanna be bad
36:04don't you don't get me off this is gonna live a long day i belong with you
36:38i think i've hurt so much it drives me crazy
36:51i think you'd like our new neighbor marty
36:58good night my love
36:59good night
37:08Only you, my girl, I'm your friend
37:11Only you, darling, only you
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39:29That mother...
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